Women's Sexy Talk Nerdy To Me School Girl Costume
1329582701$34.99
Release The NerdIf you've felt shy lately, we think it's time to finally enter the spotlight! Whether you want to spice things up at home or if you want to make this Halloween extra fun, we've got exactly what you need. Check out this Women's Sexy Talk Nerdy To Me School Girl Costume.Who would have thought that looking like a nerd could be so fun? Well, we did! Let out your inner nerd in an exciting and charming fashion. Everyone will hope that they get a chance to talk nerdy with you when you enter the costume party in this stunning costume. Your significant other will be ecstatic to finally meet your nerdy side. Grab this amazing Dreamgirl product today and nerd out!Product DetailsThis fun costume has just about everything you need to let your fun nerdy side out. What sort of apparel usually comes to mind when you think about a nerd? Plaid, suspenders, bowties? Well, this costume has all of that and more. The shortened sleeveless white crop top leaves your abdomen completely visible. The crop top features "Talk Nerdy To Me" printed in a fun nerdy font.The mini skirt has a red plaid design. It covers the top of your thighs, leaving your legs open for a stylish pair of leggings or a seductive pair of pantyhose. The included black suspenders can be clipped onto the front and back of the mini skirt. Last is a playful bowtie. It matches the design of the mini skirt. It can easily be placed around the neck thanks to the simple fastener. Be sure to grab a pair of nerdy glasses to complete your fun new look!
Women's Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume
1265313709$139.99
Officer UpBeing a cop is hard work. You have to pull people over all the time, write tickets, and maybe work late hours. It's all in a day's work when you have sworn to protect and serve. Still, we think those police officers get a bad rap. They do all kinds of good work, like community service, and helping the elderly across the street, so give them a break.Show your love for law enforcement of all kinds and check out this Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women. It is a great way to look and feel official this Halloween season!FUN DetailsWho doesn't love an officer in uniform? If you feel frisky and ready to frisk, we know you'll pop a cuff for this Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women.You will love the authority this police officer corset demands as you hit the street for perps or simply just a great Halloween Party. Ensure the host knows you are coming, so everyone doesn't run out of the back of the house. Make sure you call in a code fun this Halloween and check out our Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women.
Men's Deluxe Button Down Jailbird Costume
1268146198$29.99
Freddie’s CrimeHe thought he could get away with it.Freddie was mingling with his friends at a costume party. His anecdote about the elephant wearing a monocle completely captivated them. His joke about the police officer who walked into the bar positively killed. His dance moves even managed to catch the eye of his crush, who gave him a smile and a wink from across the room. Everything seemed to be going his way, but then, he did the unthinkable.In a graceful motion, he dipped his chip into the sour cream and onion party dip, for all to see. There was just one small problem. He had already dipped that same chip into the party dip just a few seconds prior. Yes, friends. You read that correctly. Freddie is a double dipper. All of his friends shrieked in dismay of the vile act! These days, you can find Freddie wearing this men’s Jailbird costume. He’s doing the time for his past party crime (and looking quite handsome while doing it). A self-imposed sentence for his wrongdoing…Design & DetailsHave you ever committed a party crime? Maybe you showed up 2 hours early or you ate the last of the salsa without offering it to anyone else? Then perhaps you’d feel right at home wearing this Jailbird costume. It’s a classic prisoner style outfit that will have you ready to do the time for your crimes. It comes with a striped, button-up style shirt with a black collar. It also features a pocket on the front and a prisoner number on the chest. The matching pants fit with elastic around the waist for a snug fit. The striped hat completes the look, ensuring that you’re ready to serve your sentence.Do the TimeWhether you’re like Freddie here, a notorious double-dipper, or just someone looking to feel like a convict for a day, this men’s prisoner costume is sure to have you ready to play the role of one bad egg.
Women's Night Shift Nurse Costume
1229774988$39.99
Sick DigsAre you always thinking on your feet? Are people regularily coming to you with an emergency on their hands? We need more people like you around here! When your best friend came to you with a rip down the back of her pants you simply tied a hoodie around her waist and she could get home without showing off her Tuesday undies. Then there was that time when your family got a half frozen half burnt turkey for Thanksgiving. Your thrown together deep fried turkey tacos are the new family favorite. Is there anything better than stuffing and cranberries with turkey in a crispy corn shell? Anyway, we didn't mean to go back to food all the time. We just mean to say you're on top of any issues or emergencies coming along. That's why you need a sick ER nurse costume this Halloween!Product Details & DesignThis dress has plenty of drama and style. The Made-By-Us costume has a wet look with red piping up the front and red cross patches on the lapels. The sleeves are made of a sheer netted material with a subtle red around the hem. It's accented with a red belt and cross in the middle. The look is topped off with a black hat and a red patch on the front. Best ShotLove this look? It's so easy to give it plenty of polish. You can choose from our gorgeous hosiery as well as any other props that will make your costume even more fun. From syringes to stethoscopes, you'll love the edge these accessories give you. Whether you're heading to a costume party or looking for some inspiration for studying your nursing anatomy class, this sleek costume is a great choice. So go ahead and order, we'll get this look to you, STAT!
Boy's Deluxe Police Officer Costume
1265318095$49.99
Hop Into the Taddle WagonHas your tyke ever said the words, "I'm going to tell on you!" while wearing a stern face that says they uphold law and justice. Do they just know when someone is doing something wrong? Perhaps they want to right the situation. Maybe yearn for the world to be honest and simple. (Maybe someone just took a few extra pieces of candy and there is a hint of jealousy going on.) Either way, if this sounds accurate, you might have a little police officer on your hands. There are a few productive ways for a kiddo cop, of course! Perfect their reading and writing skills when it's time to write up citations for that neighbor's poor parking or unsightly lawn. Flag down those speeding vehicles and remind them the "five over the limit" thing isn't a real rule. Of course, if you've got a by-the-book officer, you might find that they start telling you to slow down, too... but there's no such thing as too much safety, right? Product DetailsHelp your kiddo realize their law enforcement dreams with this Deluxe Police Officer costume. This ensemble includes a navy blue jumpsuit styled after the iconic police uniform, plus a hat and a belt. The jumper says "Police" on the front and has a patch on the sleeve. The hat features the police badge and is adjustable and the realistic-looking belt cinches the outfit together!The Law Works Both WaysIf you find your little cop is using too many of those citations, just remember that they aren't above the law, either. Did they fail that last 'clean room' inspection? Well, better get on that, kiddo! And they better not break rule 3AT5: the Broccoli Ordinance. Finish up that plate! The opportunities with this Police Officer costume are endless!
Child Battle Soldier Costume
1276699865$39.99
The orders are inIt's a tough assignment. And he's got a daunting mission ahead. The orders have just come through. He's got to march through the neighborhood while evading enemies to secure a very important strategic asset from down the street. He's got to get the largest cache of Halloween candy your home has ever seen!Do you think he's up for the task? We have a feeling that he is! Especially so, if you outfit him with this Kid's Battle Soldier Costume. This detailed style is going to have him feeling just like an elite forces soldier. But the mission really just is sugary goodness, so no tough stuff here. Let's go get that candy!Design & DetailsWhipped up right here in our own costume studios, this costume is Made by Us, and it really shows. A detailed digi camo jumpsuit looks just like what a real soldier would wear. But this ensemble doesn't stop there! It also comes with a vest, helmet, face mask, belt, and a pair of gloves. (Pictured toy weapons sold separately.) The mesh vest has attached pockets and accessories, and the belt secures with a buckle clasp around the waist. The coolest part of all, the face mask and gloves have a skeleton print, so he can look like a real tough guy. Like we said, no actual rough stuff here, but they'll sure have the look for it when they're in this costume!Assemble your squadThe mission might be a solo adventure, or it might require the help of his friends, siblings, and family. Well, fortunately, we've got you covered with all kinds of costumes for kids of any ages and lots of adult styles, too. Get your squad assembled this Halloween, and let's go get that candy!
Women's Nurse Poncho
1228413728$17.99
Suture SelfNursing is hard. You have to check on patients all day, while keeping track of their charts, medications, and special needs. You have to work with arrogant, overworked doctors and surgeons, all the while maintaining that sense of humor and wit that gets you through the day. Then there is the hospital cafeteria food for lunch everyday… ugh, intolerable.So, yeah, nursing is already one of the hardest things to do, even without the unfortunate addition of foul weather. Rain just makes everything worse! It is so hard to dry off again once you get soaked through in most nurse uniforms, and going through ten pairs of scrubs a day won’t make you any friends with the management!Lucky for you, we have invented the perfect nurse uniform to counteract that nasty precipitation: this Woman’s Nurse Poncho.Give It Your Best ShotEven though we wouldn’t recommend that you wear this to your real job at a hospital, we do think that you’ll love it nonetheless. The sleek fabric hangs gently from your tired shoulders, so you don’t feel overburdened even if you wear it all night long! The white cross in the red circle emblem marks you out as a medical professional, and the decorative buttons down the front make you seem ever so classy, too.Stay PositiveSo, whether you need to add this to your regular uniform, or just want to wear it for one night, this Women’s Nurse Poncho is the comfy, cool way to dress for success. Now you just need to convince them to let you wear pajamas and you’ll be all set to work in comfort!
Pipe Wrench Prop
1305591851$5.99
Quick Fix Well, this is a predicament. You've dressed as a plumber for Halloween, but you've forgotten to supply yourself with some realistic-looking tools. Or maybe you've committed a little light crime and you need a piece of evidence, such as a blunt instrument, to plant in the conservatory so that the mustached detective is thrown off the scent. If only there were a prop that would work equally well in both scenarios! Product DetailsThis exclusive Pipe Wrench Costume Accessory is the fix you need for a variety of fun costumes! Made of sturdy plastic, the prop measures approximately twenty and a half inches long and is molded with realistic details. Its surface is painted to resemble weathered metal. Show Your PipesHolding a wrench can really make you look extra cool. Don't ask us to explain it. Maybe it's the fact that, by holding it, you look like you know what you're doing around home repairs. Maybe it's the idea that you may have just fended off a bunch of ruffians with this one pseudo-weapon. Whatever it is, it's worth carrying a wrench around.
Supreme Court Judge Adult Costume
1316564763$44.99
Are you usually the friend who lays down the law? Who makes the rules? Better yet, are you the one who constantly finds yourself between friends helping them hash out arguments? We know the type. You're a peace-maker. An arm of justice.If this is the case, then we've got just the outfit for you. Because, to us it sounds like you're more than just an enforcer. It sounds like you make judgment calls. No, it wasn't his cookie and he shouldn't have touched it. Yes, she did yell too loudly and should be more considerate. So-and-so should definitely apologize... do any of these sound like you? We thought so. You're definitely Judge material. So if you're going to go around settling disputes between friends, making judgement calls, and telling people how to fix things, you should at least look the part. That's where our Adult Judge Costume comes in. This is a 100 percent black polyester robe that zips up in the front. Wear it over a dress or suit just like the real judges. Find yourself a ridiculous wig and big wooden gavel. Look judgmentally over your glasses at your friends. Give your friends a reason to call you "Your Honor." It's sounding better and better by the minute, isn't it? We thought it would. The verdict is officially in on this outfit and the jury agrees: it's definitely a win.
Plus Size Inmate Orange Prisoner Costume for Women
1230106841$44.99
Good to be BadBeing bad feels good. Everyone knows that. That double-dipped tortilla chip tastes way better than the first bite. Jaywalking feels so much more adventurous than crossing at a "suitable crossing point." Driving a few miles over the speed limit definitely has an allure to it. Of course, we don't actually recommend doing any of those things, because double-dipping is a clear party foul and breaking traffic laws come with some dire consequences. Nothing stops a good time like getting in trouble with your friends (or the law).In the same vein, choosing a costume that makes you feel a little bit bad... can feel really good! Wearing this Orange Inmate Prisoner Costume might just help you get in touch with your bad self! It recreates the look of modern inmate outfits, with a few touches that our costume designers added to give a stand-out kind of aura!Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Orange Inmate Prisoner Costume features a simple design that's perfect for anyone looking to get in touch with hwr inner lawbreaker. It comes with a bright orange top with a button-up front and a waist tie. It has "Inmate 68320" printed on the chest and "Department of Corrections" on the back. The matching pants have a drawstring waist for fitting, along with "D.O.C." printed along the pant leg. Put it all together and you have one wicked look for your next costume party!A Badder YouThis Made by Us costume gives you the opportunity to look like a badder version of yourself! You can check out our full selection of prisoner costumes to recreate a full group based on your favorite characters from tv and movies! Or pair it up with one of our police officer costumes for a couples costume idea that'll have you ready to play cops and robbers!
Pink Camo Army Girl's Costume
1230331848$49.99
Attention! GetterYou're not quite ready to ship your little one off to the barracks just yet, though she has already mastered basic training. She is known to rise at dawn, make her bed neatly, gobble her breakfast efficiently, pack her bag and be off on the school bus at precisely 07:30 hours, without so much as a hand from you. Wow. That is some rockstar kid you have!Not one for princess dresses and fairytales, your child wants a costume that reflects her fierce nature. One that's tough, proud, cool, and a little unexpected. This Girl's Pink Camo Army Costume is just the thing for your little firecracker. In it, she can play pretend, take charge of her unruly pack of little brothers, and teach them the ropes! This Air Force-inspired costume will put her biggest dreams in reach — she's flying high!Design & DetailsOur in-house costume team was under strict orders to produce nothing but the best for your little cutie. They paid every attention to detail and design, constructing this look with your brave little soldier in mind. It's a classic, military-inspired, sleeveless collared jumpsuit in olive green, with a drawstring waist, cargo pockets, and a patch that says "Air Force" on the chest. The long sleeved camo shirt is a surprising and refreshing pink color, and the hat matches it to perfection. Accessory choices for this look are many, but we like the dog tags, aviators, lace-up boots, and artillery combo!At EaseNow that your child is decked out to protect and serve, try waking up before sunrise and treating her to pancakes. After all, she's earned a little R & R after her many mornings of precise and careful planning, and she'll need the energy to go out there and soar this Halloween.
Flight Attendant Costume For Women
1316371909$19.99
First Class CharactersCan you imagine all the people that flight attendants work with? All sorts of people travel by air for all sorts of reasons. There are bachelorette parties that are in full party mode and heading to Vegas. There are methodical suits trying to get their paperwork done before landing in Phoenix, Arizona. Flight attendants see movie stars drooling on their pillows in first class on their way to film an independent movie in New Zealand. They wake up yoga gurus to see if they want snacks. They help great grandma's fit their carryons filled with toys for the newest great grandbaby into the overhead compartment. Flight attendants have been everywhere and have encountered all sorts of people. If you're dreaming of high altitude adventures, dressing up in this flight attendant costume is a wonderful first step. Costume DetailsThis lovely dark blue costume will make you feel well-traveled and worldly, even if you've never flown out of the country. The top has a unique look with a double buttoned panel in the middle, an attached white collar, and gold bands around the sleeves. The elastic-sided pencil skirt zips up the back to make slipping into this costume simple and easy. The costume is polished off with a jaunty pillbox cap, wing pins, and a bright satin scarf to give this look a pop of color. That's the TicketAny costume party can be a pretty wild ride. When you're wearing this flight attendant suit, you'll have the authority when a Halloween fete is hitting some turbulence. Yes, Frankenstein might have freaked out when he saw the burning candelabra on the buffet table but if everyone buckles up and stays calm, the candles will be blown out and we can move on. The flight attendant has seen it all, this wild Halloween ride will be a breeze!
White Doctor Lab Coat Costume
1213236505$29.99
A simple lab coat, right? Just a normal coat, except it's white. What's so special about that? Well, just about everything. Because it turns out that our perceptions change when dealing with someone in a lab coat. Not only that, but we think differently about ourselves when we're the ones wearing the coat! Yup, that's right. If you wear this coat, you're going to be more focused and concentrated on what you're doing. Why? Because even though nothing really changes, you feel differently. Because lab coats mean smart people, you feel smarter and act smarter as a result. It's the power of perception! Weird, right?It gets even weirder. In the early 1960s, there was a social experiment about obeying authority figures, the Milgram experiment. A guy in a lab coat (see!) would tell people to continue doing something they didn't want to do and the people would listen to the guy in the lab coat. We're not saying wearing this lab coat would suddenly give you mind control, that's just silly. But it will change how people respond to you. Because they will immediately assume that you know what you're talking about, because how else would someone get a nice white lab coat, right? Meanwhile, we'll know that you have no idea what you're talking about, except when it comes to lab coats, where you'll be quite knowledgeable. But what if you encounter someone else wearing a lab coat? We honestly have no idea what would happen, but we assume it would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters, so do not do it, under any circumstances! Although if you work in a lab or hospital, it might be unavoidable.
Plus Size Women's Black Firefighter Costume
1213238381$64.99
Part of the CommunityFirefighters are a very important part of the community. Keeping a watchful eye out for neighbors, saving kitty from the tree, and, of course, fighting dangerous fires when the unexpected happens. So, we think we oughtta be thanking firefighters for their service!You, of course, are perfectly welcome to try out being a firefighter this Halloween, provided you choose the right costume. And we have the perfect way to get suited up. This Plus Size Black Firefighter Costume! We made and designed this costume style right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's Made by Us! So, snag yourself this costume, and you're not just getting a top look, it means you're getting all of our knowledge and know-how to help you out with your costume adventure. So, suit up, and let's go own Halloween!Design & DetailsThis Women's Black Firefighter Costume comes in plus sizes 1X and 2X. It's constructed with heavy canvas that looks authentic, but trust us, we didn't swipe the set from our local firehouse! The jacket and pants feature high-vis striping and it features a patch on the jacket sleeve. The t-shirt has a printed logo, and the plastic helmet has a badge, too, to make it all look official. Just add a toy axe and wear your own black boots, and you'll have a look that's set to save the day! (Accessories sold separately.)Costumes from A to ZWe've got firefighter costumes, and just about every other occupation you can think of, too. Fact is, we've got the world's largest selection of costumes to choose from. So, if you can think it up, we've got you covered. Check 'em all out, and make your selection. We're sure you'll have a great time with this costume or any other!
Adult Inflatable Astronaut Costume
1316371870$69.99
Simply Genius, Houston Have you heard the news? NASA has just thought of a brilliant plan to eliminate unnecessary weight in their rockets! You see, protective gear is a must if they want the astronauts to be able to withstand space's atmosphere but spacesuits are big and bulky. The answer is simple: Inflatable spacesuits! The only thing that the astronauts will have to worry about is sharp corners, and there are very few of those in space. Unless they get hit by a comet, in which case they'll probably have more to worry about than whether the comet's surface is a little jagged. Product DetailsExplore the marvels of space when you wear this exclusive Inflatable Astronaut Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white polyester windbreaker fabric. A small, battery-operated fan is installed near the right hip and will inflate the suit when activated. Elastic at the sleeve and ankle cuffs help to keep the circulating air inside. Red, blue and black graphics add fun touches of realism. The fully-enclosed head features a clear plastic face plate. Ready for Spacewalks Releasing the hatch in three...two...one... Get ready to wow your friends by floating around in your official-looking suit! The completely enclosed outfit will both protect you from uncomfortable atmospheres and potentially shield you from small talk, since you can yell, "WHAT? SORRY! CAN'T HEAR THROUGH THIS SUIT!" (You totally can hear through it, but your secret is safe with us.)
Kids Chef's Costume
1228413951$29.99
Let's Start With The BasicsThat's what you suggested when your kid wanted to start cooking. You thought they could learn to make pancakes or mix their own mac and cheese. But their plans were much fancier. Your child wanted to jump right into deep Italian cooking. They wanted to roll their own pasta. Create concoctions that they called sauce out of crushed tomatoes and half of the spices on the lazy Susan next to your stove. Sure, there have been some mistakes. But mistakes are a great way to learn! And now that your child knows how to tell the difference between cayenne pepper and cinnamon, they will never forget. They might not be ready to roll their own ravioli, but they know how to boil water and peel a carrot and you and your kiddo think that's a pretty great start. Are you ready to take on the rest of your kid's culinary adventure? Encourage them to keep it up with this festive Made By Us Chef costume!Design & DetailsThis classic chef costume was updated with playful details by our in-house design team. For instance, the apron has important cooking tools stitched to look like they're tucked into the front apron while "chef" is stitched onto the chest of the jacket. Classic red and white checked pants match the trim around the collar and cuffs of the jacket while the necktie adds an extra splash of color. Topped off with a tall chef hat, your child will feel like a culinary master, even if they're just making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Taste MakerWhether you're starting an at-home cooking show or simply going trick-or-treating, this chef's costume is a true delight. Who knows what will come of this kind of ensemble! Perhaps your little chef will be inspired to experiment with their Halloween candy. Nerds with Skittles? That's never been done before! Bon appetite, indeed!
Police Pet Costume
1265318359$19.99
Stop in the Name of the Paw! Imagine a world in which pets were in charge of upholding justice and stopping crooks. It would be a very different kind of world, to say the least. If a burglar broke into a home to steal jewelry, that would be fine as long as the bad guy gave the police officer bacon treats. But if the burglar broke in to take food - watch out, because this officer won't rest until the thief is brought to justice! Product DetailsHelp your pet achieve his or her whistleblower dreams by giving them this Pet Police Costume! The outfit includes a blue police shirt that slips on over the front paws and fastens under the tummy. It's decorated with an attached black tie, an embroidered gold badge, gold-tone ribbon detail, and the word "Police" written in white letters across the right cuff. An attached black utility belt holds a prop radio and a pair of handcuffs. A matching blue police hat secures under your pet's chin with an adjustable band. Pet on PatrolNow that Officer Fluff is patrolling the streets, he's going to start shaping up the neighborhood! That fat squirrel who steals nuts from the birdfeeder will finally get apprehended (unless he avoids police capture by running up a tree again.) The mailman will NOT be allowed to knock on the door: He'll have to leave all deliveries on the sidewalk out front. And of course, each building resident will have to save a portion of their treats for their neighborhood cop. That's called taxes.
Kid's Newsboy Cap
1287856275$9.99
Read All About It!Oh to be a child selling newspapers on the streets of New York! The singing! The charming ribbing! The hats! What's that you say? We've seen too many musicals and have romanticized the Newsboy profession? Well, that makes sense. We're sure it was a hard life. But these kids had such a great way of talking so they must have been having some sort of fun. For instance, if you had to sand the trap, you just had to stop off somewhere. And if you were dreamin' through a pipe, you had made a mistake. We're going to try using some of this lingo in our real lives but first, we're going to slip one of these Newsboys caps on our head so people know what vibe we're going for. New York, here we come!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us tweed Newsboy cap is perfect for topping off a variety of historical looks. The mini visor has a stiff brim to make it easy to toss into the air at the height of a song. With a head circumference of twenty-two inches, it's sized to fit kids. Pair this with an adorable tweed jacket or a button-up with suspenders, and your child will be ready to sell some papers!
Women's Stitch Me Up Nurse Costume
1236982126$34.99
Stunning Style...STAT!There are a lot of reasons you may be drawn to this Women's Stitch Me Up Nurse Costume—maybe you just finished your nursing degree and want to pay homage to your hard work and long nights of studying this Halloween. Maybe you've watched one too many televised medical dramas. Maybe you have a hunch that tonight's big bash may require a bit of...healthy oversight. Or maybe you just love to take good care of people—and look great doing it! Whatever the reason, this costume is the answer to your Halloween prayers! It's classic, sassy, and eye-catching, and it'll make you feel like a helpful heroine the moment you put it on. So brush up on your nursing lingo and hand over the oversized scrubs, because if anyone deserves to let down their hair and have some fun for a night, it's you! After all, you've taken such good care of so many people, isn't it about time you get to shine? Sure it is!Design & DetailsThis look is exclusive to us and totally ravishing. They just don't make 'em like this anymore...except, our costume studio did! The white shirtdress creates the perfect base for this retro-inspired nurse's uniform. It fits snugly, ties at the waist with an equally-crisp white sash, and buttons down the front from collar to hemline. This costume comes with a red cross on the chest and coordinated nurse's cap, and also boasts cuffs on the short sleeves. Pair it with red heels and a stethoscope, syringe, or clipboard accessory and prep yourself to strut through the door in style!Nurse's Orders Step aside, doc! There's a new lady in charge. Tonight, the whole crew will be listening to your calls and heeding your advice on just how to raise the pulse on the party. After all, you're obviously the expert!
Infantry Soldier Infant Costume
1213244925$24.99
As a parent you might believe your baby is too young for the Army. We get it, most of us waited until we could walk on our own before we learned to march. The thing is, all those years spent napping, sucking on a binky, and playing with a rattle could be spent getting valuable training in the nation's new Infant Infantry. This new unit is, without question, the cutest unit in the Army to date. When a new infant recruit shows up to bootie camp they're expected to keep their cribs in ship-shape order. The drill sergeant should be able to flip a coin on those choo-choo train sheets. While typical boot camp for people over the age of two usually includes crawling through barbed wire and mud, babies in bootie camp usually are trained to simply crawl in formation. Luckily for the babies, all their projectile training involves is a bottle of milk and about ten minutes of tender back patting. Sure, this might not slow down an invading force but it would definitely mess up their uniforms, embarrassing them in front of their superiors. Whether your little one is enrolling in baby boot camp or simply dressing up for a cute salute to the military members of your family, they're sure to make their country proud in this camo onesie. The ensemble easily comes off and on with touch fasteners down the front and snaps on the legs for easy diaper changes. Your little one will look official with the soft belt and collar and a soft-billed cap. In this new uniform your baby's typical "Goo Gah" will translate to the classic military "Oorah!".
Boys Skull Soldier Costume
1228413629$29.99
Our brand new Regional Director of Hybrid Costume Development has been busy. As it turns out, year after year there are more and more kids in the word who just can’t decide what costume to choose for Halloween.So we’ve been tasked with brainstorming clever costume combos that will tickle the fancies of our ficklest customers...like your kiddo! Every year he goes back and forth between two different looks--last year he wanted to be both a referee and a monster, equally; the year before he just couldn’t pick between a shark and firefighter! This year, he’s waffling between two classics: a scary skeleton and a brave soldier. What’s a parent to do? You’re in luck! This Boy Skull Soldier Costume just finished beta testing and is our newest hybrid costume, created specifically for kids like yours this holiday! He will absolutely jump for joy at the realization that he doesn’t have to wrestle his warring Halloween heart any longer. And just wait ‘til he sees the outfit! It’s got all the authenticity of army wear (camouflage, padded vest, sunglasses and “headphones”) without the...skin...of a human,so it’s plenty scary, too. He might be an elite sniper or a squadron commander, but one thing's for sure—when the enemy sees his skull face, they'll know that their doom is imminent. Just make sure this skull soldier isn’t here to enlist you in his army; that’s what happened to our previous Regional Director of Hybrid Costume Development.
Leatherlike Doggie Biker Jacket
1267645678$24.99
Born to Be WildIt can be easy to forget that your little schnookums has a wild side. When you wake up every morning to them snuggling in your bed, and they refuse to go potty when it's sprinkling outside. But every pet, no matter how sweet, has a wild heart, deep down inside. Maybe they wouldn't make it long in the jungle, but your dog can be wild in a whole new way. We might even say, a cooler way. They'll be the leader of the pack when you hook them up with this faux leather jacket. Now all you need to do is teach your pooch the command, "Cheese it!".Costume DetailsYour dog will look like a hard-boiled biker when you put them in this hilarious faux leather jacket. Wrapping around the belly and neck, any dog that wears a sweater in winter will feel comfortable in this look. Maybe even more than comfortable... confident! The jacket is decorated in rivets and spikes like you might find on the jacket of a human biker. Perfect for your sidecar companion or for a costume party, this biker jacket is sure to make a "ruff" impression!Rebel with all the PawsIf your pooch is ready for his rebellious phase, this jacket will make any rule-breaking look cooler than ever. Now, your dog isn't just digging in the garbage for fun. Nope, it's a demonstration of teenage rebellion!Complete this look with a classic weathered bandana and your pooch will be revving his engine to show the world this new, cool, wild look!
Kid's Plastic Green Army Man Costume
1228415482$44.99
At EaseReady to ship your little one off the army? Yeah, we...didn't think so. Not quite yet. Sure, you'd love for them to learn to make their bed every morning and eat with more efficiency, not to mention carry their own backpack, but you're still happy to keep your little soldier under your roof for the time being. But, that doesn't mean that they can't wear this cool Kid's Plastic Green Army Man Costume for Halloween and look the part. Designed to look like the classic toy figure beloved by so many, this costume is clever, cute, and fun to wear, all at once! Your kid will feel totally at ease in this nostalgic look. In it, your child can play out some seriously cool secret missions, make-believe they are a toy come to life, or call the shots for trick-or-treating.Design & DetailsOur in-house design studio spent hours studying the iconic plastic army man figure, crafting every detail of this look to represent the classic toy. The overall effect comes from the finish of the green uniform — it looks painted on! Perfect details like pockets, a side pouch, and a combat helmet all boast the same mottled plastic appearance. The real transformative detail is the boot covers, which include the "plastic" base that helps this little army figure stand at attention. Genius!Basic TrainingDid we mention that this look comes with an increased level of efficiency, attention, and a knack for following orders? That's a pretty nifty trick! Of course, you're still going to have to pick up clothes off the floor from time to time, or remind your child to take their lunch to school. They have just started basic training, after all.
Handcuffs Purse
1304595963$29.99
Serve in Style Police officers have a lot of equipment to carry around: Tazers, handguns, specialized kits, notepads and pens and flashlights...the list goes on and on. It only makes sense to have some of their tools serve double duty. What if you could cuff a criminal with the same item that stores your lip balm? Sounds pretty amazing! Product DetailsYou have the right to remain stylish when you accessorize with this exclusive Police Handcuffs Purse! The fabric purse is shaped and printed to look like a pair of handcuffs. A zippered inner closure keeps your IDs, money, and other essentials secure. The sliver-tone wrist strap is decorated with a cutout key charm. Put Your Hands Behind Your Back! Show you mean business this year by pairing your cop costume with this adorable purse! Even if you can't actually cuff anyone with it, it's still one piece of equipment you won't want to go on beat without.
Women's Striped Prisoner Costume
1265316000$29.99
A Sheepish ScapegoatIn a world where everyone is ready to point fingers at anybody else for whatever misstep may have been taken in the last few hours, there’s a pretty unfair trend in blaming others for the majority of troubles. Whether it is a mistake in the kitchen, a car accident… heck, even climate change, it doesn’t take too long before there is some finger-pointing at the nearest person for a problem that, likely, didn’t even involve them!Product Details and DesignWe’ve got your back, whatever you may or may not have done. At least you'll look like a victim of the system with this Women’s Striped Prisoner costume. Sure, it isn’t the attire to which a woman of your standing is accustomed, but it is sure to do the job in getting you off on time served! Made of polyester interlock knit fabric in a black and white horizontal stripe print, you’ll be comfortable despite your unfortunate situation. The long sleeved shirt fastens with simple ties behind the neck and has your inmate number 235629 printed on the front for quick identification. The pill-box cap finishes the look, though feel free to find some ball and chain accessories if it will better inspire some mercy from your accusers. Queen of the ClinkWell, we know that you probably are innocent of whatever crime has been tossed your way and we apologize that the system wasn’t there to help you out… but, sadly, it sounds like you’re bound for the slammer. There are still steps that can be taken and we’ll be with you all the way in full support. Contact all the folks you need to tackle the various appeal processes and we have high hopes that you’ll be cleared of all charges in no time. Who knows, though!? With your charm, you might even be able to reduce sentencing down or have it all thrown out. Might as well make the best of your situation, and, if nothing else, there is always the chance of early release for good behavior!
Modern Combat Soldier Costume for Boys
1213245513$29.99
Backyard Boot CampTen-hut! Your little one has guts! He has the determination! Now, it's time to mold him into one tough little soldier that can take on any mission that you give him.His first training mission? Successfully secure cookies from the kitchen for snack time! Second mission? Have him sneak through the living room to see if his covert ops skills are ready for the big leagues! Final mission? Do a little neighborhood reconnaissance to see if the neighborhood kids want to play at the park!Of course, before your young little soldier begins his training, you might want to get him this Modern Combat Soldier Costume, which was designed by our team of costume designersDesign & DetailsThis kid's costume helps your child achieve the look of a real soldier! It's based on modern combat attire in the military and comes with a simple jumpsuit and hat to recreate the style. The jumpsuit features an all-over digital camouflage print and fits with fasteners in front. The suit has functional cargo pockets on each sleeve and matching pockets on the pant legs. It even has a U.S. flag patch embroidered onto the sleeve to help add a patriotic look. Finally, the matching cadet-style hat has a foam backing and a stiff bill to complete the look.Ready for the Mission!When you gear your child up in this Modern Combat Soldier Costume, he'll be ready for his first mission! Of course, you might want to start with something simple, like guarding the cookie jar or cleaning the mess hall. Once he's mastered those tasks, you send him on all the important mission. And be sure to equip him with one of our toy weapons! You never know when some imaginary enemies will show up to cause some trouble!
Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1216884574$44.99
The Final FrontierSpace... the final frontier... and... the absolute best place to visit on Halloween! Ok, ok, you might not have the ability to stow yourself away on a NASA blast off, but you can sure give yourself the astronaut style that they rock on the regular. With this Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume, and a little bit of imagination, you'll be hunting for moon rocks, hanging out in orbit, or even partying with aliens!Yes, you can be an official space man, well, as close as you can come without zero-gravity training when you get this jumpsuit costume. Styled just like what our brave American Astronauts wear up into space, you can get yourself this costume for an inexpensive alternative. (Ever seen the price tag on one of those suits? Yikes!)Design & DetailsWhen you're boldly leading your spacecraft towards the moon, or conducting important scientific research on the International Space Station, well, that's when you'll know you've made it. But in the interim, just grab this costume, and have a great time at the costume party! Designed as a one-piece jumpsuit, it features a functional pocket and realistic patches. Rib-knit cuffs and ankle zippers mean this costume works for a casual party, without compromising on high orbit style!Team up with your crewTeam up with your partner or group of friends as a gaggle of astronauts out on the town, and we're sure that there's going to be plenty of good times to be had. And if you see some little green men? Make sure they buy the first round at the pub!
Judge Gavel
1305591848$4.99
Ideal Job A judge's profession requires a lot of hard work, long hours, and grueling study to earn, but once you're there, it sounds pretty amazing. Everyone has to stand when you enter the room, for one thing. Also, you get a little hammer that you can pound on your desk when you want everyone else to stop talking. It's too bad that other professions can't do that as well.Product DetailsLay down the law with this exclusive Judge Gavel Prop Accessory! Made of molded plastic, the toy gavel is approximately ten inches long. It's painted to look like dark wood and its middle is embellished with a ring of brass-tone tape. Order in the Court If you've chosen to dress as a judge for your next costume event, you'd better decide in advance what sort of judge you're going to be. Are you calm and collected no matter how heated the proceeedings get? Do you only take high-profile celebrity cases? Are you the kind of judge who can be magesterial in court and still slay on the dance floor? These are all important decisions, much like a jury's deliberation.
Women's Firefighter Poncho Costume
1228413727$24.99
Fire AwayThe world would be a better place if we could all wear ponchos to our jobs. If our teachers, store clerks, military members, plumbers, and presidents could all wear ponchos, they’d all be a lot happier. It’s not just the insane comfort of having a blanket draped over your shoulders all day, its also the knowledge that the rain can’t do anything to you anymore. Whatever may fall from the sky, you are safe under your warm, comfy cloth.The stress of having to pick your outfit each day can drive some people mad, and the time that you would save deciding which tie goes with which suit adds up to a surprisingly high number. Besides, think of the compliments you would get when you show up to a fire looking snazzy and cute, instead of all decked out in bulky protective gear. That impression alone is worth it!Sure-Fire SuccessWhile this firefighter garb is not rated for service in an actual fire, you will certainly feel the heat when you wrap it around your shoulders. It is cozy and warm, complete with the high-vis reflective fabric and official fire department patch that you expect to see on an official uniform. In addition, it sports the words “fire dept” on the back in block letters, so if anyone doubts that you are on the force, you can show them that to prove it.Fiery FreshWhen you wear this Women’s Firefighter Poncho, you are upholding the proud tradition of firefighters everywhere to look great. You will rock the high-vis in style and be sure to be comfortable and cool all night long!
Hazardous Waste Costume for Kids
1213234762$44.99
Don’t Mess with the BestWe’re not afraid to say it. Kids are messy. However, this Halloween your little one can take it to a whole new level. This Hazardous Waste Costume will make that quite easy.It won’t look like a little bit of mud needs to be washed off his face. There’s not a mustard stain on his shirt. It’s not grass stains that will have him looking green. With this costume, he will look like he is popping out a barrel full of green goo. We’re not talking about the fun kind either. This is some seriously nasty stuff.Details & DesignStart with the tunic. The yellow rusted barrel part of the tunic is attached to the seemingly slimy long-sleeve top. The graphics printed all around the tunic are amazingly realistic. At the back of the neckline, there is a button to help secure the tunic on your little one.The ghoulish green mask is next. It stays on your kiddo’s face easily thanks to the elastic band you’ll place around the back of their head. The angry anguished filled details on it are, again, amazing, as well as quite terrifying at the same time.Finally, you have a packet full of slime that comes with the costume. Don’t worry, instructions are included and make it a simple task to attach the slime to the mask. This whole costume is truly kicked up a notch thanks to that.Feel free to go even further. Take a look at the variety of different accessories we have available. This is simply the start, make it a one of a kind costume with any of our scary props or makeup kits!Smell Ya LaterEveryone in the neighborhood will love getting visited by your toxic slime-covered kiddo. Although be sure they’re bathing before trick-or-treating. Just because he’ll look like a barrel of yuck doesn’t mean he needs to smell like one.
Infant Astronaut Costume
1265318073$39.99
Humans have sent alot of weird stuff into space. First, they sent a dog, and then they sent monkeys. There's a countless amount of space junk floating around up there. But what we want to know is when is NASA gonna send some babies into space? Obviously we'd send their mom, too, we're not monsters! We just think that there's a ton of interesting stuff to learn about babies living in space, like can they sleep through the night in zero gravity? Spittle will conveniently just float away! Freeze dried ice-cream flavored formula? Yes! Come to think of it, this sounds like an amazing reality show. If a TV producer is reading this, please get right on that! Shoot a pilot using this adorable Infant Astronaut Costume to get an idea of the visuals. "Space Babies" will totally be a number one show. You heard it hear first.
Toddler Astronaut Costume
1213249163$54.99
It’s 2044. The earth is in shambles courtesy of pollution, overpopulation, and the dog uprising of 2039. With the aid of next-level sci fi technology humankind is exploring the galaxy in search of a new home. We’ve gotten far, planted flags all over the place like overzealous golf caddies, but we have yet to find a suitable replacement. Things look bleak for the future of our species.A shiny spaceship nears a promising new planet in a far away galaxy, one brimming with potential for life and colonization like we have never seen before. A new hope. It gently nestles down on the grassy terrain. Out steps an intrepid space explorer, our hero, looking to the alien horizon with a sense of pride and destiny. They daringly take off their helmet and take the first breath of this new, perfect world’s air. They then utter these historic words: “I shall name this new home for humankind after my parent, and I will name its moon halloweencostumes.com, for without both I would never have become an astronaut.” This is your child, all grown up. They decided to become an astronaut when you bought them our Toddler Astronaut Costume when they were two and a half. We saved the human race and now we are immortalized. Feels good, doesn’t it?The Toddler Astronaut Costume looks just like the real thing. Easy to put on with lots of authentic-looking accents like faux leather, zippered pockets, and NASA and American flag patches, your little one will look like they’re ready to head for the stars -- as soon as they figure out how to pour their own glass of Tang! A little hat pulls the whole ensemble together.
Plus Size Paleontologist Women's Costume
1229454191$54.99
A Dino-mite NightDo you know what's cool on Halloween? Showing off your brains! No, not in a zombie way. As in, smart ladies doing big things in the world. But, you already know that, don't you? As one of the country's foremost paleontologists, you refuse to stay fossilized in the story of what you can and can't do. You've made huge discoveries, penned numerous books and articles, and are now the leading authority on the Paleolithic era.At least, that's the fantasy character you'll create when you slip into this Women's Plus Size Paleontologist Costume! In it, you can share your own knowledge of prehistoric history and big digs, and wow other partygoers with your clever costume. We've got nothing against witches, vampires, black cats, and other creatures of the underworld, but isn't it fun and empowering to think outside the box this Halloween?Design & DetailsWe thought so, too! That's why our in-house design crew crafted this creative costume for you to rock! Of course, you'll want to identify and catalog that "rock" while you're at it. We hope you're a fan of khaki because this look has you draped in a shirt and shorts combo with scientifically-minded details, like dark brown trim, perfectly placed patches, functional pockets, brass buttons, and a hat to keep the sun off your face during a dig in the desert. Smart AdditionsCarry a stuffed dino accessory, bring your favorite fossil along to show and tell, or dress your significant other like a T-rex for a fun couple's ensemble. We know you'll look smart, sharp, and studious in this dino-mite costume!
Child Black Fireman Costume
1213237922$39.99
Your kid’s not even out of elementary school yet, but you already know they’re destined to become the most heroic firefighter that the world has ever known. They talk about it all the time. But there’s just one thing standing in your little lifesaver’s way: typically, a firefighter’s career track includes being a grownup… typically. But then again, you’re not raising any typical hero.This Halloween, let them skip over that whole bothersome “growing up” thing and be a hero for real with the Child Black Fireman Costume! Of course, the true firefighters call it “turnout gear,” but your future fireman can probably already tell you that. This isn’t just make-believe! Patterned on the real thing, this slick set of coveralls features reflective neon strips that assure the little chief will be seen and highly visible while he’s sliding down poles, blazing down the street atop roaring fire engines, and, of course, saving lives. And yes, your kid will be the chief, because the suit comes with a helmet that has the coveted “fire chief” emblem right where everyone can see it!We’re not gonna lie: Halloween is sure to be a busy night when you’re escorting the kid wearing this firefighting suit. Because heroism is demanding work! But whether he's racing to the newest fire, responding to a fender-bender, or just rescuing a kitten out of a tree, your hero will do it in style with the Child Black Fireman Costume. Whether you can keep up with them is the real question!
Women's Police Shirt and Tie
1235916473$29.99
Where's the Fun in Order?Do you ever get tired of getting in trouble with the local law enforcement? Have you ever gotten ticketed for "zooming" down the road, even though you were totally following the "just over five" rule? (That's a rule, right?) And, come on. Sometimes those residential zones need a wake-up call at 60 mph. You checked and there were no kids around. It was safe! Or parking in front of fire hydrants. Or texting while driving. Or committing petty fraud. Or breaking into jewelry stores.Police officers have no sense of humor! You never dreamed they’d actually write you up for driving the wrong way down a one-way during rush hour. It was the quickest way home! Cops these days are so sanctimonious, with their hard stance on laws and rules and what it means to break them. Though, maybe we can try to see it from their side...Product DetailsIf you’re tired of being on the receiving end of tickets, maybe you’d like to see what’s it like to be the one giving them out. We guess technically impersonating an officer is also breaking a rule, but you can feel like one in this Women’s Police Shirt and Tie. Lay down the law while looking good while wearing the flattering V-neck shirt with silver snap buttons and decorative patches, along with the matching tie. You can button the shirt all the way or tie it at your waist for a little extra sauciness. You’ll be the one getting frisky in this Women’s Police Shirt and Tie! Just try to refrain from actually pulling anyone over, since you’re not really a cop… even if you look just as good as one!A Public ServiceAlright, maybe some of those rules we mentioned were in place for good reason. We don't want too much chaos so we can make sure that our fun celebrations stay safe and enjoyable for everyone. That's why this Police Shirt and Tie outfit might be just the thing to keep the peace and the fun pace!
Kids Astronaut Helmet
1265318067$49.99
While we might have gone through a number of different choices in our younger days, we all had a pretty good idea of what we wanted to be when we grew up. We at least had a short list. (Frankly, most of us still have a pretty big ‘when we grow up’ well after we’ve left our childhood behind—if not a larger one!) The great thing about life is that it takes ten thousand hours of work and you can call yourself an expert in something. So, the math geeks in the office rushed to figure out how many careers we can fit into our lives. We all agreed that we definitely should have started earlier!So, when your kiddo is looking up with bright eyes at the stars high above in the deep night and clearly imagining a life of space exploration, you know that it is crucial to foster that kind of hope really quickly! And, we’ve got the perfect thing to help you get that happening at the drop of a hat. Literally. Drop this Kid’s Astronaut Helmet right on that tyke’s noggin and the space exploration dreams will begin immediately. This white plastic helm has realistic countdown blastoff sounds, a retractable visor, and oxygen vents with full on regulator hoses! Warning, though: this helmet is only tested against imaginary space pressures and should be used in conjunction with only other imaginary space vessels.
Kid's Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1213245440$34.99
The Path to NASAWe’re pretty sure that NASA doesn’t allow kids to go on space missions just yet, but there’s no reason that you can’t start training your kid to be the next person to walk on the moon! Yes, that means you can feed your kid freeze dried ice cream. You can take him to the park and start getting his body ready for zero gravity by pushing him on the swings. You can send him across the monkey bars to help develop his upper body strength and help maintain his bones. You can give him an ultra-important mission to the backyard to explore new terrain. But first, you’d better get him an outfit that will make him feel like a space explorer while he trains for a life of being an astronaut.Design & DetailsThat’s where this orange astronaut jumpsuit for kids comes in. The costume was designed by our designers, who also dreamed of becoming a space cadet when they were youngsters! The costume comes with a zip-up jumpsuit that has multiple pockets in the chest and pants. It also has plenty of detailed patched sewn into the chest, including a NASA patch, a shuttle patch and more. Just zip it up and it’s like a one-way ticket to trip to outer space. Just make sure to add a space helmet to your order, because your kid is going to want to be fully outfitted for his next mission!We’d also like to point out that we have plenty of astronaut costumes for adults, so you could become the first parent and child duo to travel into space!
Harpoon
1265315256$12.99
Fortune seeking on the seaWhaling, it's not a thing many people do anymore. But back in the day, when whale blubber was how the world got its lamplight, it was a popular profession for many sailors. This profession set the turbulent setting of Moby Dick and no wonder, it was a tough and dangerous job. There are still reality shows about fishing on the high seas but imagine trying to catch the largest animal on earth with nothing but harpoons from the flimsy surface of a wooden ship. Now, don't get us wrong. We're always rooting for the whales. But when it came to life on a whaling ship, you had to feel for the sailors that were just trying to get by. Product DetailsThis Harpoon is designed by our house designers. With the tip and the staff, it measures to be approximately sixty inches tall. It slides together in two pieces, making it easy to store when you're not using it. The tip has a mottled brass colored tip and a matching handgrip below. Hints of the bronze show throughout the staff. The bottom is rounded, making it a bit safer for your fellow sailors when you're hunting your prey. Ready to set sailSo, whether you're dressing as the hero of Moby Dick or just a poor fisherman, this harpoon will be the crowning piece to your ensemble. It's going to be a long journey and it might be a long time before you catch the big one so make sure to pack a little hardtack!
Sailor Girls Toddler Costume
1213241338$29.99
You always knew that your little girl was going to get out there and see the world. The inkling started with her love of exotic animals, though you aren't sure how far she would have to travel to finally see a real unicorn. These days her future adventurous lifestyle seems like a sure thing, she loves planes, trains, and ships. She's even sweet and quiet on the road. How many people have a little one who behaves as well as she does on road trips? While that that vision for her future is all well and good, we all know traveling the world can get a little spendy. Why not get ahead of the curve and start training her as a sailor right now? Whether she's helping out on a yacht or working on a freighter, sailing is a good way to see the world on the cheap. There are a couple reasons to begin training early. For one, it's much easier to tie those complicated sailor knots when you have the tiny fingers of a toddler. Secondly, if you spend a lot of time on a boat as a sailor kid then you won't be as sea sick as an adult. Thirdly, this sailor suit is super adorable, training for an ocean voyage is a good excuse to add it to your kid's wardrobe. Whether you're putting together a nautical photo shoot or you're looking for a super cute outfit for the fourth of July party, your little girl will look adorable as she twirls in this full skirt. Everything about this outfit is classic from the square, navy blue lined collar and red cravat to the jaunty little sailor cap. So, now that your daughter has that bowline knot down and she knows how to recognize different oceanic weather patterns all she has to do is get that potty training down and she'll be ready for her seafaring career to begin!
Radioactive Aviator Silver and Black Goggles
1324065420$12.99
Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting) That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!
Infant Sweet Chef Costume
1271919289$29.99
Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit!
Kid's Astronaut Space Helmet
1277201988$12.99
Do your kids get mesmerized by the endless night sky? Do they devour every alien movie that you let them get their hands on? Do they fall asleep to stars and planets glowing on their bedroom ceiling? We get their fascination. Space is infinite. We'll never know everything that exists out there. Who knows, maybe a green little alien kid is looking out from their planet, galaxies away, dreaming about who could be looking back at them through the stars. This Halloween, your little ones can get in touch with that space explorer they long to be. Sure, they might not get to moon walk on. . . well, the moon. They might not have to eat freeze dried meals in a sterile space station. They might even drink Tang but once they put on their space suit and top it off with this gold, white, and silver Astronaut helmet and their imagination will launch into orbit. It's amazing how far kids can go when they haven't even left the house!
Village Studded Choker
1213236200$10.99
Going out this Halloween as the baddest biker to ever ride? Want to be the creepiest goth or the heaviest metal head walking around the parties this year? Do you want to dress up as a dog with a darker sense of fashion? Well, this amazing Black Studded Choker will be perfect for completing any of those costume ideas! Slip this around your neck and suddenly increase you intimidation level by a tenfold.Along with having a fear factor to it, this choker is also very fashionable! The combination of silver on black is a beautiful blend that will draw everyone's eyes in. Also, the shiny square studs aren't excessively protruding from the choker, looking to poke someone's eye out. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, so we'd say that's definitely a plus. Grab your own studded choker today and look like the rowdiest renegade at any costume party... just don't be surprised if you get mistaken for a dominatrix... it happens from time to time.
Women's On Call Night Nurse Costume
1269616546$69.99
Shock TreatmentIt was a long night at the hospital. First, someone came in with a mysterious case of swollen fingers. Then there were three teenagers that had accidentally superglued each other together. This nurse has been on her feet since lunch. She's been keeping people calm and handing out medication like the pro she is. But here's the thing, she's not wearing the outfit you see displayed above. She's wearing sensible, non-slip shoes and a light blue pair of scrubs. There's no way she can lift bottles of oxygen and push medical carts when wearing skin-tight latex. But sooner or later, our nurse gets to clock out and go home. Then she lets her domineering nurse persona out of the cage! No need for sensible shoes or a clipboard when she's letting her hair down. We'd like to see the doctors try to order this nurse around. Next time you're ready to leave your worries behind, let your shocking nurse character fly free with this night nurse ensemble. Product DetailsThis ensemble makes your nurse character into an epic hero with a fitted wet-look fabric. The cropped halter top has a red collar over the front. The skirt is high waisted with lace-up side panels up the side and a zipper down the back that will give you a remarkable fit. The elbow-length fingerless glove threads up the front and matches the skirt. Top the whole look off with the matching hat and you'll be ready to run your very own ward. What the Doctor orderedWhether you're dressing up solo or pairing up with a dark doctor, this on-call night nurse ensemble will be perfect for any costumed event where want to pull out all the stops. We're not sure we'd want to run into this character when we need a Tetanus shot because she doesn't seem like she'd have a lot of mercy. We can say, though, that slipping on this costume is just what the doctor ordered!
White Aviator Scarf
1213234131$9.99
Quick, what is the most exciting, dashing, death-defying line of work you can think of? Time's up! If you answered "volcano inspector", you are close, but not quite there. The answer we were looking for is "aviator". Airplanes have only been around for a little over a century, but humans have already done every conceivable risky thing with them. They race them, spin them around, walk between them on a tightrope, and even taught them how to fly themselves. When you see how awesome they look as their iconic scarves flutter in the wind, it's easy to understand why aviators are always going so fast and laughing in Death's big, dumb face. If you want to feel the same rush that you can usually only get from a high-G nose dive, this White Aviator Scarf will get you on the right track. The satin material will make you look like the king of the skies as it blows in the wind while you're striking a heroic pose. It's the perfect accessory for the aspiring air-pioneer with no time for a cold neck!
Child Paratrooper Costume
1230331704$59.99
Swoop in and save the dayWell, it's time for you kid to swoop in and save the day. What are we talking about? Parachuting in for a rescue! Where? In your backyard! Why? To save the day with candy!!Of course, he's ready to become a paratrooper soldier, as long as the mission involves sugary sweets. You might have to take him around the neighborhood to stock up on them from a hearty round of trick-or-treating, but when he's trying to decide on a costume style, he'd be hard-pressed to find one that's cooler than this.Styled like vintage soldier costume, this costume also includes an innovative parachute! Setting him up with this costume be just the thing to transform him into a paratrooper in training.Design & DetailsDesigned here in our own costume studios, this costume comes with a twill and canvas jumpsuit. The jumpsuit secures with buttons in the front, and it comes with a foam helmet that straps onto the head. The parachute is the coolest part of this costume, and the parachute effect is achieved with a simple tubing system to keep it aloft. The parachute is foam formed, with plastic tubing so it retains its shape. A truly unique costume choice, he'll be ready to help save the day when he's decked out in this Paratrooper Costume!Made by usBest part of all, we made this costume right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's Made by Us. Our in-house costume designs are of the highest caliber, and when we get a chance to push the envelope, we come up with bold new designs like this one! If he's not quite ready for parachuting yet, well, check out our other Made by Us costumes to see if there's another selection that's more up his alley. With our wide selection, you're sure to find something to suit his tastes!
Women's Flight Attendant Costume
1213237421$34.99
Fly friendlier skiesSo, we've got an inkling that there's a certain career that'd be just perfectly suited for you. That's right, you! You've always got a smile on, and you're always willing to help out others. When the going gets tough, you rise to the occasion. And you always put the customer first! Plus, a telltale sign that you're well suiting to the position we have in mind is that you love to travel. Well, you're going to need all of those qualities to become a Flight Attendant!We've got another twist, too. You're not just joining any old flight crew. Well, actually it is quite an old crew! And that's because you're going to be joining a flight crew from the 60s! That's right all you've got to do is slip on this Women's Flight Crew Costume, and you'll look just like a flight attendant from the 60s or 70s. It's got the vintage styling that counts, and plenty of HalloweenCostumes exclusive styling that makes it the best one you'll find around.Design & detailsAs a jacket, skirt and hat ensemble, this costume also includes a belt and a flight pin. The set comes in an elegant sky blue with white accents for a lovely effect. The jacket features a tailored fit and faux-pearl buttons at the center front, along with princess cut seams and wide lapels for a signature style. The form-fitting pencil skirt fits with elastic in the back and with as a zipper and button closure. Just slip on the elastic belt and the foam pillbox hat, attach the pin, and you'll be ready to join your flight crew!Don't forget the pilotYou'll look great attending the party in this Flight Crew Costume, but bring a pilot along with you for even more fun. Fortunately, we've got plenty of pilot costumes for men and women so you can team up with anyone you'd like to form your true airline crew. Shop our entire selection to see the top costumes, and get ready for liftoff!