Adult Pilot Long Sleeve Shirt

Adult Pilot Long Sleeve Shirt

1265316055

$34.99

GET STRAIGHT TO THE AIRIt used to be a lot easier to get your wings and sail through the sky.  But, now, you'll be expected to tackle at least 1,500 hours in the air (not to mention a ton of cash) to get your license to ferry people from place to place in a plane.That's basically two months of flying for 24 hours a day... and we're pretty sure that folks aren't going to let you just hit autopilot while you sneak in a nap.  That's not nearly enough time to get your shoulder patches for your next social affair.  How will you impress everyone with your pilot smile?DESIGN & DETAILSFortunately, our in-house designers have thousands of hours logged at the drawing board and have crafted this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie to give you a wing up over the rest.  This long-sleeved button-up shirt has a pristine collar, dual pockets, and blue and gold accents at the shoulder to mark you as an official pilot.  Keep things professional with the navy blue tie and you're ready to fly.A SHORTCUT TO THE SKIESIt takes a long time and tons of cash to earn your pilot wings.  While we're not sure it is considered 100% official according to the FAA, you'll at least look the part with this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie set! 


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Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

1213237429

$39.99

Do you want a Halloween costume that'll make people shake in their boots? Well, it gets tough to inspire true fear when we're adults. Those creepy clown costumes just don't hold the same weight they used to. What you need is an air of authority. What you need is a lot of attitude and power. If you've got a good shout and plenty of attitude to vent then you just might make a good drill sergeant. There aren't many uniformed costumes that will bring soldiers to nervous sweats but this costume would make them take a panicked second look. Just remember you're not actually a military official. Get into character but be careful not to yell at the wrong person, it might not go over very well. Just in case, try yelling compliments. Mind if we yell in caps for a second? Try something like this, "THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY CRAFTED COCKTAIL, SIR. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND MUDDLED THE MINT THOROUGHLY". This will allow you to remain in character without risking a loss of social status. You might even find you don't even have to open your mouth to earn a little extra respect, no one wants to steal a parking spot from a drill sergeant! You'll look sharp in this camo uniform, all you need is a pair of super shiny boots or shoes. Remember, no one is going to believe you're a drill sergeant if they can't see their face in the shine of your shoe leather. Maybe you're setting up your own obstacle course or maybe you're going out for Halloween. Either way, one thing is for sure. You're making Halloween intimidating again.


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Plus Size Vintage Prisoner Men's Costume

Plus Size Vintage Prisoner Men's Costume

1213244363

$44.99

Welp, you did it. You got yourself locked up. And not only did you commit the crime to do the hard time, but somehow, the judge saw fit to not only sentence you to prison time, he thought you needed just a little extra penalty for committing your crime. He sentenced you to serve time back in 1914!Yup, one quick time warp later, there you are doing hard time in an old timey prison, and you've got to figure out a way to fit in quick. Let us suggest making one quick purchase for your trip in time to do hard time... this men's vintage prisoner plus size costume!Styled just like the kind of gear that was used in jails and prisons of yesteryear, this ensemble will have you ready to work in a chain gang, or to serve your sentence in a prison like Alcatraz. With a shirt, pants, and pillbox hat styled in a white with faded grey stripes motif, this ensemble has everything you need to look prison bound.Hopefully you can just use this costume as a fun Halloween look, but if you do think you might have to serve out your sentence, you might also want to consider grabbing some plastic wrist shackles or a ball and chain accessory. Should you decide to break out and go on the lam, having plastic chains to break out of will be much easier than steel ones!


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Toy Police Radio

Toy Police Radio

1305591849

$6.99

Do You Read Me? Police radios are extremely important, since without them an officer wouldn't be able to call for backup. But they also look extremely fun, which is also important. They resemble those walkie-talkies you used to play with as a kid. Too bad most officers won't let you try them out. Product DetailsReport on crime activity in your beat through this exclusive Toy Police Radio Prop Accessory! The plastic radio and receiver are molded to look incredibly realistic and are connected by a narrow piece of tubing. Both the radio and receiver have attached clips so that you can hook them onto clothing or a belt. Code Orange and Black Dressing as a police officer for Halloween is your opportunity to never break your role. Don't know everything there is to know about law enforcement? Don't worry. Make it all up. Invent your own code terms. Enforce walking speed limits. Warn potential perps that taking more than five pigs in a blanket at a time is a grave misdemeanor. If anyone has a problem with your officer interpretation, they have the right to remain silent. 


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Authentic Men's Astronaut Costume

Authentic Men's Astronaut Costume

1282876586

$129.99

Space CadetYou don't want to go to outer space...you NEED to go. Like now. Ever since you were a wee lad, you've been working your way up to joining the space program. You received a dual degree in engineering and computer science, you finally logged your thousandth flight hour, and you're fairly confident in your ability to ace the infamously grueling physical. You've worked hard, trained hard, and now that your application's been sent, there's nothing to do but wait and see......or is there? A lot of success is confidence, so perhaps suiting up in this Authentic Astronaut Costume for Men would put a pep in your step and give you a jolt of good luck! Once you get into the program, there will still be a good, long while before you finally get to hear those beloved words, "3...2...1...Lift Off!" This costume can take the edge off until your regulation suit becomes available, and can help you show your passion for space travel this Halloween!Design & DetailsCheck it out, this costume is the real deal! We've taken every detail into consideration to make this outfit feel authentic for you. It's Made by Us, so you know the quality is superb and the details are on point. That's because we design these exclusive costumes to last the test of time (though maybe not space travel, just an FYI) and dazzle you with special, authentic touches. This full space suit includes the jumpsuit, gloves, large rectangular pack, external hoses, and boot covers. Grab a regulation helmet (or leave it at home if you want your hands free for the duration of the costume party), and prepare to feel the thrill of your dream finally coming true! Next up: freeze-dried ice cream!Zero GravityIn this authentic look, nothing will be able to bring you down! You'll be practically floating through the party in this space-ready costume. We wish you the best of luck with your application. And remember, astronauts never give up! If you have to reapply, at least you have this sweet suit to keep you busy in the meantime. 


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Plus Size Women's Black Firefighter Costume

Plus Size Women's Black Firefighter Costume

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$64.99

Part of the CommunityFirefighters are a very important part of the community. Keeping a watchful eye out for neighbors, saving kitty from the tree, and, of course, fighting dangerous fires when the unexpected happens. So, we think we oughtta be thanking firefighters for their service!You, of course, are perfectly welcome to try out being a firefighter this Halloween, provided you choose the right costume. And we have the perfect way to get suited up. This Plus Size Black Firefighter Costume! We made and designed this costume style right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's Made by Us! So, snag yourself this costume, and you're not just getting a top look, it means you're getting all of our knowledge and know-how to help you out with your costume adventure. So, suit up, and let's go own Halloween!Design & DetailsThis Women's Black Firefighter Costume comes in plus sizes 1X and 2X. It's constructed with heavy canvas that looks authentic, but trust us, we didn't swipe the set from our local firehouse! The jacket and pants feature high-vis striping and it features a patch on the jacket sleeve. The t-shirt has a printed logo, and the plastic helmet has a badge, too, to make it all look official. Just add a toy axe and wear your own black boots, and you'll have a look that's set to save the day! (Accessories sold separately.)Costumes from A to ZWe've got firefighter costumes, and just about every other occupation you can think of, too. Fact is, we've got the world's largest selection of costumes to choose from. So, if you can think it up, we've got you covered. Check 'em all out, and make your selection. We're sure you'll have a great time with this costume or any other!


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Toddler Nurse Costume

Toddler Nurse Costume

1265315108

$24.99

It's hard to imagine what our kids are going to be when they grow up. When they're spilling the milk or demanding mac and cheese and mac and cheese only, how are you supposed to picture them clocking in at a 9' to 5' or sitting through a meeting in a conference room? Right now the future is an open book for your little girl, but there are ways to guess what kind of profession she might lean toward. Is your little girl always checking her teddy bear's blood pressure? Is her bunny always seeming to come down with something serious? Nurture that caring nature by getting her an official nurse costume. So much cuter than scrubs, this classic uniform will get her imagination rolling. You might be put on bed rest after she puts it on, but what the head nurse says, goes. As she works overtime in the hospital that used to be your living room you'll be proud that she's learning to run a tight ship. Whether she's going as a nurse for Halloween or just playing dress up, this costume is sure to become one of your little caretaker's favorites. Just be sure to order her a stethoscope so she's fully prepared to take good care of her patients. Little Teddy will be healthier than ever. Your dog, Spot will learn to put up with having his heartbeat checked. And Mr. Floppy, the bunny? Well, your girl is sure to finally figured out what's wrong, he is seriously carrot deficient.


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Child Hazmat Costume

Child Hazmat Costume

1276988554

$29.99

It’s time to face the facts. Your kid’s room is at the point where the federal government wants to condemn it as a radioactive waste site. Not even you are brave enough to go in there anymore (though, strangely, junior doesn’t seem to mind it). But what would the neighbors say if a real Hazmat team actually showed up? It would be even more traumatizing than that scene in E.T. where G-men invade Elliot’s home and turn it into a giant disease lab! And worst of all, house calls from Hazmat teams cost a fortune (we speak from personal experience).Luckily, there’s an easy solution that will not only save you needless embarrassment, but also teach your kid a thing or two about personal responsibility. This Child Hazmat Costume will allow him or her to finally clean that pigsty of a room without having to worry about growing a third arm. And it’ll have plenty of other uses once that room has been declared safe for human habitation again. Is there a bug going around Billy or Betsy’s school? No problem. They can avoid every playground plague when you zip them up in this stylish yellow suit. Heck, they might even start a new fashion trend!But we know it can be tough to get the little ones to try new duds. That’s why the Child Hazmat Costume comes with a respirator mask that even adults wish they could have. And that recognizable, ultra-trendy Hazmat symbol is printed on the front and the back of the suit, making it the coolest (and most radioactivity-resistant) onesie on the market!


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Police Walkie Talkie Set

Police Walkie Talkie Set

1265317940

$7.99

Officer, Do You Copy? Over! Keeping the street safe is a tough job, but someone's got to do it! On the plus side, you get to look official by carrying around a mic set and barking cool-sounding abbreviations and badge numbers into the mouthpiece. Product DetailsCall for backup whenever you need to in this Police Walkie Talkie Costume Accessory Set! The realistic-looking prop includes a faux receiver complete with an antennae. It clips onto your belt or waistband and is attached via vinyl tubing to a plastic mouthpiece that can be clipped onto a shirt. Both pieces feature decals printed with the word "POLICE." Buddy Cop Show Pretend to be giving out orders or calling in the SWAT team with this set clipped to your outfit! If you're dressing up with a friend, you can "chat" to each other all night long and no one will be the wiser. 


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Deluxe Feather Duster

Deluxe Feather Duster

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$9.99

French maids usually have a lot on their plates. We're honestly surprised they can get anywhere in those heels they wear everywhere. Yet they're service is positively impeccable. They're more than willing to bend over backwards in order to get the job done to more than their master's satisfaction. That is, of course, only when the master is looking. When they're not around, they have total reign of the house. Maybe that's when they kick off those uncomfortable heels, raid the kitchen for a snack and a drink, and find a nice place by the giant swimming pool. Now it's sounding like a little more appealing of a gig, right? All you have to do is look busy when the person in charge is in the house. So if you don't have your duster handy, you're going to be in trouble. And we all know what happens when the naughty maid gets in trouble! This Deluxe Feather duster will be perfect with any sexy maid costume you pick out.


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UPS Delivery Uniform Costume for Infants

UPS Delivery Uniform Costume for Infants

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$24.99

Special Delivery!Okay, we don't want to be crass but we all know about the packages babies usually bring us. They are... not that great. In fact, if they ended up on your neighbor's doorstep, you might get in a little trouble with the long arm of the law. But when kids start toddling, they start bringing everyone around them more varied gifts. For instance, you might be handed a semi-mushed Graham cracker, a jingly ball, or even the dog's bone. Are you ready to raise the bar for your little delivery kids? Maybe what they need is an official UPS costume to encourage them to bring you packages that are a little more exciting. You know, something that hasn't been dragged from the mysterious, dusty under the couch zone and isn't covered in drool. Give your child a baby-sized box and your child can rise to the occasion!Costume DetailsThis UPS costume is a true crooner costume. The brown uniform is instantly recognizable by any on-line shopper. The costume includes a collared shirt that secures up the front with hook and loop fastener strips and has a logo. Separate brown pants will make changing throughout any event easier. Ready to label a box for amped up prop comedy? The box sheet will add the UPS touch. The costume is topped with a UPS hat to make sure your little one's costume really delivers. Babies At WorkWhat is it about babies in uniform? It's so adorable to think about them living that professional life, getting paychecks and doing their taxes. While your child is a long way from raking in the dough, this uniform is sure to be a delight! And a bonus? You can be sure your neighbors will run to the door double time when your little delivery kid is out trick-or-treating this Halloween! 


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Infant Super Troopers Costume

Infant Super Troopers Costume

1283101464

$29.99

Justice Is Swift What would the good citizens of Spurbury, Vermont, do without your vigilant protection of their roadways? Okay, most of the time, "protection" isn't exactly what you're doing. You prefer to goof around with your fellow troopers, play practical jokes on passing motorists, and try to one-up the local police (there's something fishy about them, you just know it!) Sometimes, you may even take a nap in your car. It's all in a day's work! Product DetailsYour little one is ready to patrol the highways and expose corruption when he wears this exclusive, officially licensed Super Trooper Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit fastens at the back and can be opened at the inseams to allow for easy diaper access. It's designed to look like a complete trooper uniform: The top is made of beige velour and decorated with false pocket flaps, an attached brown velour tie, an embroidered name plate, and an appliqued police badge. The bottom of the jumpsuit is made of brown velour with beige stripes. The foam-backed brown hat features an embroidered police badge and a metallic gold hat band. Do You Know Why I Stopped You Today? Let's face it: Most of us don't enjoy being part of a traffic stop, but if you saw a trooper this sweet and adorable toddle up to your passenger window, it would probably make your entire day! What makes it even better is that this trooper doesn't know how to write up a ticket. He'd just deliver a stern warning (entirely in babble, of course) and let you go on your merry way. But don't let him catch you speeding again! 


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Puffy Velcro Moon Walker Boots

Puffy Velcro Moon Walker Boots

1317720327

$39.99

That's One Small Step...This is it. This is the moment that human beings step boldly into the unknown territories of outer space. The spacecraft's hatch opens, and a white-suited figure emerges. He's got a flag in his hand. He's about to plant it in the moon's dusty soil, forever claiming bragging rights when... he realizes how much fun it is to jump around in his space boots. Stay tuned, Earth. This might take a while. Product DetailsComplete your amazing astronaut costume with this pair of exclusive Puffy Velcro Moon Walker Boots for Men! The boots' puffy uppers are made of black polyurethane and fasten at the backs of the shafts. The white foam soles have  comfortable surfaces and anti-slip treads. Explorer ExtraordinaireIt's kind of incredible to think about, but the type of footwear you have really makes a difference to your day. Wearing snow shoes gets you excited to tramp through Alpine-level drifts, while the right running shoes can have you jogging in place, even if you'd normally prefer only to run if being chased. It stands to reason that these boots will make you feel as though you're bounding lightheartedly through lessened gravity. 


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Girl's Helpful Police Officer Costume Dress

Girl's Helpful Police Officer Costume Dress

1265314257

$29.99

Protect and ServeDoes your child have a knack for solving cases? Does she want to protect and serve her community? Does she look really great wearing navy blue? Well, it's time for your little one to start her new job as a police officer! We happen to have just the outfit for the role, and it's even one of our high quality, exclusive designs.Details & DesignYour little one will feel like a capable officer of the law when she's rocking this navy blue dress. The Made by Us ensemble was put together by our in-house designers. It buttons up the front and has a sharp collar. The sleeves are accented with a Police shield. The waist is cinched with a blue tie belt. This sleek blue uniform is accented with two badge pins that she can pin on her costume herself. It's topped off with the structured police hat that'll make your little one look official from afar. Gum Shoe in BlueYour little one can question suspects for mischief with confidence when wearing this blue uniform dress. Pair the costume with sturdy boots and dark glasses to complete the costume. It won't be long until all the schoolyard mischief that's been stirring up around town calms down. No beauty product vandals are going to get away on this cutie pie officer's watch!


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Adult Paleontologist Costume

Adult Paleontologist Costume

1291145597

$39.99

Digging DreamsWhile some kids have dreams of sugar plums dancing in their heads, there are certain children who have dreamed in dinosaur from day one. And those kids? Well, they rarely grow out of it. These are the kids that knew that the ever popular T-Rex and Stegasaurus never lived in the same period. And they'd be the first to remind everyone watching a certain Blockbuster dinosaur movie that T-Rex never lived in the Jurrasic age. A very important detail to dino-dreaming kiddos! Were you one of those dino-dreaming kids? Now you can make your childhood dreams come true with this Paleotologist Costume! Once this costume arrives at your door, you'll look like you came straight from a dinosaur dig. Design & DetailsYou dream of dinosaurs? Our creative team dreams of designing costumes! And you'll be able to tell when you see all the thoughtful details they added to this Paleontologist costume.For instance, the button-up khaki shirt not only features a patch labeled with your scientific area of study but a T-Rex as well. It's also trimmed with faux lizard skin for the fun level of detail you won't find anywhere else. The matching pants have functional pockets and an army green belt.Complete with a wide brim hat to keep you in the shade while you're making your next Jurrassic Period discovery, this costume is ready for adventure as soon as it's out of the box!A Dream DeferredA Paleontologist Costume this nice didn't exist when we were kids. Oh no. But that doesn't mean you have to put your dino dreaming aside. Make that inner dinosaur enthusiast that's still deep down in there somewhere proud when you order this exclusive Paleontologist Halloween costume this year!


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Kid's Fresh Chef Costume

Kid's Fresh Chef Costume

1274152783

$39.99

Fine Dining  You're not going to believe how amazing the newest restaurant in town is! It opened last week and has already gotten a whopping four Michelin stars, even though no other eatery in history has gotten more than three. It's just that good. They say that all of the credit goes to its head chef. She's a wizard with a whisk and rumor has it that she can even make Brussels sprouts taste delicious. Product DetailsCook up an awesome outfit thanks to this exclusive Fresh Chef Costume for Kids! The knee-length pullover dress is made of a woven white poly-cotton blend. The bodice has red piping and a double row of sweet black buttons. The word "Chef" is embroidered on the left side of the chest. Felt fork and spoon details decorate the matching mini apron with its bright red sash. Red and white gingham trims the sleeves, skirt hemline, and pleated chef's hat. The incldued red scarf can be tied as desired. The Best in Town If you're an aspiring chef, today is your day to step into the spotlight! This costume will have you looking like the cuisine superpower you are. Show everyone that you can whip up a roux or a creme anglaise with the best of them. Your signature dish, however, is that one item that all of your diners will adore: Chocolate chip cookies! Forget souffles and foie gras, because anyone lucky enough to get a reservation with you is going to be all about the dessert menu. 


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Women's Magician Costume

Women's Magician Costume

1304083637

$59.99

Presto, Change-OA great Halloween costume is a lot like a great magic trick. It has the power to seemingly transform someone into something else, and do it in a memorable, dazzling way. We think of "real" magic as being able to literally change a thing into another thing with just some eye of newt or a few mysterious-sounding words, but if you ask us, it's pretty magical to be able to put on an outfit and instantly inhabit a new persona! Product DetailsPerform mind-boggling feats when you wear this exclusive Magician Costume for Women! The stylish top is designed to look like a long-tailed jacket worn over a white blouse with French cuffs. It's sewn with shiny black sequins, red "lapels," decorative buttons, and a sassy bowtie. The slim-fit pants are decorated with dark red stripes that are sewn into the outsides of each leg. The molded felt top hat features two decorative playing cards that are tucked into its red satin ribbon band. Rabbits and HatsYour biggest and best trick is turning a regular gathering into a party thanks to your sparkling personality and cool costume, but feel free to embellish by learning a few extra tricks! You don't have to bring along a live rabbit to reveal, but having flowers up your sleeve is always an easy way to wow. And if someone is getting on your nerves a little bit, you could always suggest that they be your volunteer for your trick where you saw someone in half. Kidding! But we bet it would be effective. 


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Safari Hunter Boy's Costume

Safari Hunter Boy's Costume

1301010209

$39.99

The park is a magical place for kids. To them it isn’t just a patch of grass with a few trees and a jungle gym—it’s a place of infinite wonder and discovery. It’s a place where fortunes can be made and destinies can be forged! It’s a place where lions, tigers and bears (all imaginary of course) roam the landscape. It’s certainly not the kind of place to be taken lightly. As such, your young expeditionary kid had better be prepared with the right outfit for anything that comes his way on a simple trip to the park.Now, your child will be prepared to explore the depths of any park or backyard with this child safari hunter costume for boys. It comes with all the gear he’s going to need to find each and every wild animal lurking on the open field! The costume comes with a vest and pants matching set. It also comes with a pair of faux leather gloves and a decorative ascot to wear around the neck. Finally, the helmet and goggles combination should help your child achieve the full look of Dr. Livingstone!Once your child is all geared up in this exclusive costume, he’ll be ready for a trip to the local jungle (gym). Naturally, you’ll want to make sure he also has some of our other great safari accessories. You might even want to dress in one of our animal costumes to ensure he’s able to find his mark at the park!


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Ride in a Tractor Costume for Toddlers

Ride in a Tractor Costume for Toddlers

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$34.99

Fun on the FarmSo, your vehicle-obsessed kiddos are ready to buy their very own tractor, huh? They have decided with absolute certainty that life on a farm — with its talking animals and idyllic barns — is for them. Of course, they have no idea what it's like to work hard (you can barely get them to pick up their toys, let alone bale hay) and the skill it takes to drive a real tractor will take years to develop (not to mention several inches in height to reach the pedals).But have no fear! You can still bring your child's tractor-driving dreams to life with this Toddler Ride in a Tractor Costume. And hey, if while wearing this costume your kiddo learns the value of a hard day's work, then all the better, right?Design & Details This costume is pretty much any toddler's dream, and that's just what our in-house design team was aiming to make when they crafted this exclusive kid's look. The sculpted tunic looks just like a little green tractor, with yellow details, headlights, wheels, and a grille! It fits over your kid's clothes via adjustable straps. For added appeal, deck your child out in farm-ready attire — a flannel shirt, cowboy hat, and cowboy boots create a too-cute visual!Halloween Thrill Well, would you look at that! Your little farmers didn't even have to spend their hard-earned savings (all $9.06) on a real tractor to get the thrill of riding in one. What a clever costume, indeed!


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Supreme Court Judge Women's Costume

Supreme Court Judge Women's Costume

1213238094

$49.99

'Um' is Not an Answer!It's about being fierce, confident, and not taking any whiney responses as excuses. When you're sitting on the bench and given the power to make decisions that will impact the world for generations to come, it's pretty important that you know exactly what you think is right! Unfortunately for most of us, that's too much pressure to take. How in the world is anyone expected to have the strength and fortitude to deal with those kinds of intense expectations!Well, we've got a ton of inspiring gals out there to help us take everything on. A few lessons to keep in mind... First, if you're questioning someone and they give you those dull eyes and think for too long for a reply, you're bound to hear some of those ums and aahhs. Just slap your hand on the bench and get them focused! Next is the deceptive power of lace. Folks will assume that a lacy collar means that you're going to let something slide. Ha! They won't see it coming!Design & DetailsTransform into your favorite judge or become a blend of them all when you slip into your official robes with this Supreme Court Judge costume. This is a Made by Us exclusive designed by our in-house team of CourtTV fanatics. You'll have the long robe with billowing sleeves. It's perfect for any wild gestures and attention-grabbing needs. The collar is, of course, edged in neat and unique lace so you'll stand out as a true powerhouse in the courtroom! Get your gavel ready and call out all of your favorite quotations. Open Eyes TomorrowIt isn't always easy to make the right choices for the future of the country, but if you've got the confidence (and maybe the look of a Supreme Court Judge), we're sure that you'll have your eyes on the prize!


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Black Military Boots for Kids

Black Military Boots for Kids

1213234483

$34.99

It is a lot of work to save the country and many of our gallant fighters ensure on a daily basis that the future is protected. They’ve been doing it for years and we’ve proven time and time again that they’ll continue to fight. Even when we hop into time machines and view through bizarre time-swapping technologies, we watch as it isn’t just the big time heroes putting their lives in the way of dangers. It is the folks in uniform, ready to take on combat and tactical missions that bring the day to victory.And, we never know when it might be important to stand up and defend against the next wave of threats, past, future, or even the odd occasion for a conflict in the present timeline! We’ve got your back… er… feet, actually, with these Kids’ Black Military Boots, because you also never know when your tyke is ready to start that defense! These child size combat kicks are non-slip and lace up to the lower shin and have an inside calf zipper for increased security and ease. Made of solid black materials, your tyke will be standing at full attention en route to becoming the mighty Sergeant!


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Women's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

Women's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

1213241782

$24.99

STRIKING IN STRIPESDon't bother asking why she's locked up; she won't tell you. She's extremely coy but also very cute, as you can see. Just ignore the fact she's been locked up for a while because she does all the time! In her mind, she escapes her confines every day. Her imagination is powerful enough to whisk her away to the west coast so she can stay up-to-date on all new beauty regimens. She may be sitting alone on her cot, but her mind sweeps her away to a fancy stylist's chair. Now her tresses are being fastened into a beautiful up-do or she's getting a perm, sporting perfectly coiled ringlets. Sometimes she's getting her makeup done by an esteemed makeup artist to the stars and other times she's shopping for extravagant heels and purses with socialites.The point is, with an imagination, you can go anywhere or be anything you want. This inmate morphs into a pampered princess daily to escape her prison reality. With your imagination and this costume, anything is possible. Decide if you want to be a cute and coquettish inmate or a loud-mouthed rascal driven to start the riot of a lifetime. The choice is yours.                          DESIGN & DETAILSNobody on our design team has ever been an inmate (at least that we know of) but they're experts when it comes to black and white stripes, as you can see. The high-quality Made By Us item comes with a striped long sleeve shirt featuring an inmate number and real, functioning buttons. The matching leggings have an elastic waistband so you'll be extremely comfortable no matter what shenanigans you get into. Finally, the matching pillbox hat completes the ensemble.INCARCERATED BUT STILL A CUTIEYou may be locked up but that doesn't mean you don't value key accessories. Pick up a pair of handcuffs and a ball and chain accessory to get the exact look pictured here.          


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Adult Skull Military Man Costume

Adult Skull Military Man Costume

1268618170

$69.99

Fighting the system isn't easy. Nor should it be. But when the mission calls for your special set of skills, really there's only going to be one thing you can do. Grab your skull mask and suit up!Of course, you can't transform yourself into the fighting machine known to his comrades as "The Skull" without a little bit of a getup, so make sure you're ready for the role by picking up this Skull Military Man costume. He's one bad hombre, and he's ready for a showdown with any threat facing his team.Not to say he has to be a part of a team. You can sure portray him solo, too, and with this costume's design you won't have any trouble pulling off the effect. Styled as a shirt, pants, and mask combination along with a really-freaking-sweet tactical vest and elbow/knee/shoulder pads, this elaborate getup will have you feeling like you're a real-deal elite soldier.This set also includes a hood and a belt with detachable holster, so you can be geared up to the hilt for your mission. Toy guns are sold separately, and totally optional. We're sure this costume would be great if you're a peacekeeper too, and not a soldier of war. Cause we don't think anyone's going to be getting out of line when they see this latex skull mask staring back at them...


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Kid's Fire Captain Costume

Kid's Fire Captain Costume

1213246907

$34.99

A Noble DreamDoes your kid dream of being a firefighter? That's definitely a noble job aspiration! Firefighters are real life heroes, and they save people from out-of-control blazes every day. There's only one problem: Your future firefighter can't keep up with all the rigorous requirements. When they went to take the CPAT exam that all firefighting hopefuls need to take, they failed miserably. Firefighters have to carry up to 75 pounds of personal protective equipment up and down stairs, but your kid couldn't even shoulder the 25-pound weights meant to simulate a hose bundle. Firefighters need to drag a fire hose 100 feet during one test event, but your weak little kid couldn't manage 20 feet before giving up. The test was an utter failure.Product DetailsWe know it's disappointing that your kid didn't qualify to be an official firefighter, but you can still help them live out their dreams with this Kid's Fire Captain Costume! The exclusive costume looks just like what heroic firefighters wear on the job every day! The costume is 100 percent polyester and comes with both a T-shirt and pants. The black pants have suspenders sewn on the back, with a clip on the front that's adjustable. There are built in knee pads, cargo pockets, and reflective tape around the ankles, along with an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The red shirt features a printed firefighter emblem on the front, with "Fire Dept" written on the back. Of course, every good firefighter needs to stay safe and always wear their helmet, so this costume comes with a black molded plastic helmet too! The helmet has foam padding inside and a yellow fire department emblem on the front. Once your firefighter suits up in this awesome costume, they'll be ready to tackle the toughest fires!Better Luck Next TimeWhile your future firefighter will need to wait awhile before they can retake their test, they can at least have fun pretending to be firefighter until then!


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Police Pet Costume

Police Pet Costume

1265318359

$19.99

Stop in the Name of the Paw! Imagine a world in which pets were in charge of upholding justice and stopping crooks. It would be a very different kind of world, to say the least. If a burglar broke into a home to steal jewelry, that would be fine as long as the bad guy gave the police officer bacon treats. But if the burglar broke in to take food - watch out, because this officer won't rest until the thief is brought to justice! Product DetailsHelp your pet achieve his or her whistleblower dreams by giving them this Pet Police Costume! The outfit includes a blue police shirt that slips on over the front paws and fastens under the tummy. It's decorated with an attached black tie, an embroidered gold badge, gold-tone ribbon detail, and the word "Police" written in white letters across the right cuff. An attached black utility belt holds a prop radio and a pair of handcuffs. A matching blue police hat secures under your pet's chin with an adjustable band. Pet on PatrolNow that Officer Fluff is patrolling the streets, he's going to start shaping up the neighborhood! That fat squirrel who steals nuts from the birdfeeder will finally get apprehended (unless he avoids police capture by running up a tree again.) The mailman will NOT be allowed to knock on the door: He'll have to leave all deliveries on the sidewalk out front. And of course, each building resident will have to save a portion of their treats for their neighborhood cop. That's called taxes. 


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NASA Flight Jacket Costume for Kids

NASA Flight Jacket Costume for Kids

1213232208

$24.99

Houston, Do You Read?In his mind, your kid has just come back from his first mission to Mars. And it was incredible! He was actually the first human to set foot on the red planet, thanks to a new special space suit and highly-developed new technology (which he also helped to invent, btw). Wow, those are big accomplishments for such a little guy. NASA is lucky to have him!To keep him dreaming big and help his imagination to grow, give him this Child's NASA Flight Jacket to sport around town in between missions (we hear he's headed to the moon next to try to transmit the first text message emoji). This astronaut's day-off look is casual-cool and a real conversation starter, so he can regale Mrs. Finniker next door with his thrilling accomplishments, or tell his teacher, Mr. Geebs, all about what life is like in outer space. This outfit will make a super-cute costume for Halloween, too, but then again, so will his specialized space suit if he can get NASA to send it!Product DetailsThis official-looking outfit includes the jacket and hat, both emblazoned with the NASA logo. The silver jacket is made from a sleek, spacey-looking shiny material and also features authentic patches printed atop. Have your kiddo add a pair of aviators and his best pants and boots for a look that says, "Yeah, I've been to space. And I'm going again. NBD." Loud and Clear, OverAfter trick or treating, and show and tell, and all the other obvious occasions come and go, your kid will still reach for this jacket any time he wants to feel special. We hope he keeps going on missions to Mars and beyond, and that NASA eventually calls him to join the flight crew! He certainly has the passion for it.  


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Women's Nanny Costume

Women's Nanny Costume

1213233120

$49.99

I Just flew in and, Boy, are my arms TiredIt's no joke! Well... not in this case. Because if you traveled by umbrella your arms would surely be exhausted. It doesn't matter whether this nanny is traveling one block or twenty miles, her grip alone would cause issues... now that we're thinking about it that parrot handle might have a chalky surface that stops a grip from becoming too sweaty. But imagine the core strength that it would take to both hold on to the handle and direct the umbrella's general flow.And when she lands does she look like she's breaking a sweat? Oh, of course not. She's the dream nanny. She can't show up panting and mopping up her red face at the door. And yes, maybe the all the answers to all our questions are rooted in magic. But we still can't help thinking, aren't her arms tired?Product DetailsAre you ready to transform into a mysterious and legendary nanny? Both grown-ups and children alike will adore your look when you show up in this trim ensemble. It features a button down jacket with a red tie and dickey. The jacket has sleek puffed sleeves and black trim along the seams. The skirt is ankle length, ready to swing as you dance along the streets of London. The whole look is complemented with a flat top flowered hat and a parrot head that can top a long-handled umbrella. Up, Up and AwayIf you're looking for a costume that will get everyone involved, this is sure to be a hit. The Halloween revelers will be dancing and singing with you in no time. And if anyone gives you trouble for dressing as the sweetest nanny for a spooky Halloween party, just remind them of all the powerful magic you hold. Not everyone is strong enough to travel by umbrella!


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Girls Striped Prisoner Costume

Girls Striped Prisoner Costume

1213257453

$24.99

Not All Black and WhiteSo, you think this prisoner did something "bad" to land in the clink just because she's wearing stripes? Nope. Don't be fooled. She's not a rule breaker; just a risk taker. She'd like to know what it feels like to don the proverbial black and white stripes of someone who's locked up. She's a revolutionary, determined to rewrite the typical 'prisoner stereotype.' She'll wear the classic black and white stripes and do good acts: hold a door for a stranger, pay the bill for the person behind her in-line, volunteer at the soup kitchen, bake cookies for an elderly neighbor, give strangers compliments, run a 5k for a good cause, and leave money on a vending machine for the next person who's hungry for a snack. After spending a while in this traditional striped prisoner costume, people will start seeing prisoners in a whole new light. Look at you! You're a pint-sized revolutionary! Wear the girl's striped prisoner costume and start changing the world for good. Design & DetailsA Made by Us design, the striped prisoner costume is a prime choice for girls wanting a traditional prisoner disguise with a funky flair. The off-the-shoulder tee features a prisoner number and is tied in a knot while an included black tank top is worn underneath. The matching pants have a comfortable stretchy waist and a convenient drawstring while the coordinating skull cap completes the look.The Old Ball And Chain It's true, prisoners rarely have many accessories. Maybe a toothbrush and a favorite book, but we're not entirely sure those count as accessories. Anyway, spice up this prisoner disguise with a pair of handcuffs and a ball of chain that slides around the ankle. These two helpful accessories (conveniently sold here) make you appear more authentic!   


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SWAT Shield

SWAT Shield

1305902168

$6.99

Everybody in the Whole Cell BlockShields have been around for a long time. We're talking way back before police drones, paddy wagons, and even before the early morning donut addiction. Yep, humans made shields out of wood, or stone, or some other kind of material that was protective. Was it lightweight? No way! (Did you see what we said they were made of!?) Can you believe they didn't even have plastic back then? Nice that we don't have that problem anymore because now you can go to a party and hold this SWAT Shield all night long and not have to worry about your arms getting tired while holding your splash guard.Product DetailsOkay, so as you can see this SWAT Shield isn't a full-size ordeal. It's 16 inches by 9 inches, which means you won't have to lunk around something unwieldy while you're heading to the snack bar. It also means you won't be expected to break any fights, but if someone haphazardly spills a beer in your direction this thing can deflect that (as long as your reflexes are in order)!Shield for SWATHelp us help you at the next party by getting the perfect accessory for your SWAT costume... a sweet miniature shield to go with it! This plastic replica will do just the trick to keep everyone at bay when they're jumping around and going insane over a favorite song when you're just trying really hard not to spill your drink.


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Women's Seven Seas Sailor Costume

Women's Seven Seas Sailor Costume

1213238996

$34.99

Always AboardWhen was the last time you went on a cruise? It's a pretty great sensation, watching the endless horizon as you're relaxing on the deck with a drink on crushed ice with a fancy slice of fruit on the rim. We like to take a cruise twice a year, one at the beginning of winter one in early spring. Oh wait, you don't do that? Ok, we get it, other people aren't willing to live on ramen all year to afford those yearly trips. It's a hard sacrifice to make, yes. But what can we say, we love those towel animals! Lucky for you, you don't have to take a cruise to get a seafaring look! You'll look like you've spent a lifetime at sea once you slip into this costume. Details & DesignOkay, okay. Maybe #cruiselife isn't your thing. We get it! Some people just want to wear a cute sailor costume, we guess that's cool too. In that case, this Seven Seas ensemble will give you that salty charm. In the high waisted double buttoned shorts, the cropped wide-collared top and the super sweet jaunty sailor cap you'll feel ready for anything be it a three-hour tour or corner bar fish fry, whatever floats your boat!Seaside ViewsWant a seaside look? Try placing anchors throughout your apartment. Nothing says sailor like anchor décor. If you can, you should invest in one of those posts wrapped in rope with a seagull on top. Make people pause and exclaim, "Woah, bet this girl loves the salty sea!". One last thing, you should never pass up a fish fry! Or you could simply throw on this classic bright white and striped ensemble, instead. This gorgeous ensemble make it easy to imagine the sounds of the sea around you. 


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Toddler FBI Costume

Toddler FBI Costume

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$24.99

A Startling DiscoveryWhen you became a parent, you knew there was a chance that your child might draw on the walls. You thought you were prepared. Then, one day, you moved the couch. What you found was... shocking to say the least. Behind the couch, there was a full fledged investigation taking place. A string unravelled from Teddy, connecting family photos that had been pinned to the plaster. A layout of your kitchen drawn in Mango Tango Orange crayon was marked with x's in Mountain Meadow Green. While you were amazed that all of this had gone down under your nose, there was no doubt as to what this was about. Your mini-agent was trying to solve the mystery of the missing cookie. The worst part of this mess? You were the culprit all along.Design & DetailsGive your toddler the authority to stage their own investigation with this Made-By-Us FBI costume. The high-quality costume features a windbreaker jacket printed with FBI in yellow lettering on the front left breast and the back. While snaps decorate the front, the jacket secures with hook and loop fasteners, making it a breeze for your child to take off and put on. The agent uniform is complete with an official looking baseball cap. A hook and loop tab allows for size adjustment on the back. Case ClosedIf you want our advice, you oughtta come clean about the missing cookie. Make your agent a deal. You'll order this costume and they'll let you go scot free. Now, the question is, how are you going to get away with skimming this eagle eyed agents Halloween candy?


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Sexy Cop Mens Costume

Sexy Cop Mens Costume

1213236443

$44.99

On the CaseGet a tough case to solve? You're going to need to use your wits, follow the clues, and of course, you'll need an outfit that lets you showcase your sculpted assets. You know, the kind of uniform designed to help you protect and serve in full-on sexy style. We're talking about unleashing those toned biceps that you've been working on. It'd be a crime to lock those marvelous arms inside of a pair of long-sleeves. We're talking about giving the good citizens of your city what they need. Rhe public is entitled to catch a glimpse of your raw sexiness and that's where this sexy cop costume comes into play.Product DetailsSuit up in this sexy button-up uniform. The shirt has a sophisticated sheen with functional pockets official-looking shields and a structured collar. You won't have to worry about wasting valuable investigation time by tieing ties, simply slip the attached elastic band under your collar. You'll have an armband so people can't miss your badge even while you're showing off your muscles. You'll have to choose the pants and handcuffs of your choice but the rest of the essentials are included. The whole look is topped off with a hat that has faux leather trim and a structured shape.Hail to the CheifThere's no case that can allude you! We knew it just by looking at you. After all, how many officers dare to bear arms?


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Plus Size Magician Men's Costume

Plus Size Magician Men's Costume

1213248920

$54.99

There’s this really cool trilogy called “The Magicians” by Lev Grossman (that’s since been made into a SyFy television series) that’s sort of a grittier, more grown-up version of the Harry Potter series. And we gotta tell you…it makes magicians sound pretty freaking cool. It sort of combos the coolest parts of being a magician and a wizard: Instead of a wand, you use sleight of hand (or, as we like to call it “really weird and particular finger movements"), and instead of pulling rabbits out of your hat or sawing your female assistant in half, you do super freaky stuff like turn into a migratory goose or instantly transport yourself to another dimension.And shiz gets dark! There’s an evil master magician who can basically eat people, a legendary children’s author who turns out to be majorly uncool when it comes to kids, and a crew of siblings who aren’t exactly the nicest to each other. Yet the coolest part is always how real the magic seems…even when you’re like, “This is unbelievable”, it’s still, like, kind of believable!Which is exactly the secret of a magician, which is important for you to know if you’re going to really rock this Plus Size Magician Costume. Chances are, you’re gonna wear this to a party and attempt to wow some people with some tricks, and we get it - this costume makes people expect it. And you’re probably like, “Wait, how does this part connect to the earlier part about that book trilogy?” It doesn’t! But if someone asks you to do a trick and you’re like, “oh, I don’t know that one,” now you have a brand new popular book trilogy to tell them about and thus distract them from their expectations. Magic!


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Newsboy Cap for Adults

Newsboy Cap for Adults

1213247906

$12.99

Here’s an Exclusive for You“Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Newsboy Caps are back!”Spread the word this Halloween and give the people what they really want. No, not candy. They want the good news, and the best news you could possibly give them is the fact that the Newsboy Cap never went out of style. You may think we have been misinformed but trust us.Icons like P. Diddy, Brian Johnson, and even David Beckham have made sure these fashionable hats never fell out of style. Now, you can join this illustrious group of celebrities by adding this unique accessory to your costume this Halloween. But why stop there? Add this Newsboy Cap to your wardrobe and wear it any day of the week! Although, don’t be surprised when you have people toss a quarter at you and expect a paper fresh off the press.Details & DesignThis casual accessory has a very similar design to your typical flat cap. The button is on top and it has a very short and stiff peak like that of a visor. The dark gray color of the cap makes it easy to pair this accessory with just about any 20s themed costume or modern-day outfit. Be sure to check out the rest of our accessories in order to make the best Roaring Twenties inspired costume or to simply add them to your wardrobe!


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Kid's Astronaut Backpack

Kid's Astronaut Backpack

1265318176

$29.99

Going on a spacewalk is serious business for Astronauts. One minute you're just hopping around in low gravity collecting moon rocks, and the next you're battling space aliens after you stumble across their secret base! Okay, okay... we know there's not aliens to battle on the moon. "Officially." But we still think astronauts are the tops! And if your kid has their sights set on on Astronaut costume, then there's only one thing to do. Make sure they have all the gear for the mission!Yup, they can join up with NASA when they select one of our sweet astronaut styles, but they're also going to need all the gear to survive in the cold vacuum of space. Space helmet, space gloves, and this backpack! A really critical piece of gear, this Astronaut Backpack might hold their oxygen supply and provide storage for all those precious moon rocks. We made and designed this accessory to match our exclusive kid's astronaut costume, but it works with a variety of other space styles too. Choose this children's backpack to complete their astronaut Halloween costume, and they'll be ready for a fun and exciting faux NASA mission. Blast off time! 


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Girl's Veterinarian Costume

Girl's Veterinarian Costume

1213242455

$29.99

THE BFF TO ALL PETSOur pets mean the world to us. They're basically fur-covered family members with 4-legs, deserving of premium medical care and lots of attention. Our fur babies are always there for us, no matter. Who's always down for a cuddle-session after a long day of work and responsibilities? Pets. Who comforts us without even speaking a single word? Pets. Who follows us around from room to room starring lovingly into our eyes, hoping for a simple pat on the head or a hearty belly rub? Pets. (Well, most dogs do this but we've also known some cats who wouldn't turn down a belly rub.) You don't need a Ph.D. to see that your caring little one loves animals and now she can help the entire floof-population with a girl's veterinarian costume. Inspire dreams of medical school while nurturing her pooch-passion with one nifty costume. Your daughter won't be the only one psyched about the addition to her dress-up chest; your pup will love all the attention and cuddles he'll get while she's giving him a "check-up." DESIGN & DETAILSThe Made by Us veterinarian costume was designed by our talented design team to imitate a Vet's real uniform. Made with an elastic waistband, the cheery pink pants are covered in pawprints and feel comfortable around the waist. The lab coat features real buttons but the pockets and medical tools are printed on the front. Also, this is an exclusive costume mixing 'professional' and 'pretty' to create a fun ensemble little girls will love! DOCTOR DOODADSChecking her pet's temperature and reflexes will be a whole lot easier when she has medical tools. Enhance your daughter's experience as a make-believe vet with a few key accessories. We recommend adding the authentic doctor's stethoscope and a surgical mask for proper measure! 


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Kid's Monster Hunter Costume

Kid's Monster Hunter Costume

1213249774

$39.99

On the HuntTime for some real talk. Some kids are just...monsters. Oh, don't pretend like you don't know this. They totally are! Especially at Halloween...just look at all those scary monsters running around your neighborhood. But your child, they are the exact opposite. Your kiddo is out to tame the little monsters. Just look at them in this Kid's Monster Hunter Costume! Of course, monsters aren't "real" and it's all just fun and games, but that's the whole point of Halloween! Fun and games and fantasy worlds and cool-sounding jobs...like a Monster Hunter! And your child is so creative, we think they can come up with a whole backstory as to how they became the world's premier monster hunter, and what kind of training they needed. They will think up some of their most daring hunts, and most thrilling escapes, and they'll tell them to you over dinner in this awesome costume, just before trick or treating. Have you ever seen your little one so energized by an outfit before?Product DetailsThis costume will turn your kiddo into a fierce warrior! It features a sleek black shirt with an armored illusion and a maginificent beast's face on the front. Matching shoulder guards and gloves give a fully-protected appearance, while the belt and boot toppers help the look feel authentic. Add a sword and a bit of gory face paint for full effect!A Word to the WiseJust make sure your child doesn't mistake their siblings for any of those "monsters" about town. Halloween is about being together as a family—you don't want to have to break up the hunt! 


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Womens Head Nurse Costume

Womens Head Nurse Costume

1265315450

$39.99

Want to be the number one nurse in the nation? Well, that is going to take a whole lot of schooling and not to mention all those the years of experience… or you could just grab this Women’s Head Nurse Costume! When you enter the ER wearing this saucy outfit even the doctors will be ready to follow your lead.Nothing is more attractive than a confident woman taking charge, and that is exactly what you’ll be with this amazing costume. You aren’t just a newbie nurse that gets stuck giving everyone sponge baths. No, you are the head nurse! You bark out the orders to the rest of the nurses and even to some of those know-it-all doctors. No one would dare question your diagnoses or prescriptions, not when you’re staring them down in this sassy costume. Now you just need to kick things up a notch this Halloween with a few accessories. We think that some knee-high white boots and a pair of fishnet stockings would go great with this outfit. Then you just need some medical equipment so you can take care of all the house calls this Halloween. Grab a stethoscope or an oversized syringe or both, and you’ll be ready to give everyone a checkup!If you’re ready to start your lustrous career in medicine at the top, then get your hands on this Women’s Head Nurse Costume. One thing's for sure, you’ll be such a heartstopper in this outfit that your hospital will always be busy!


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Girls Black Ballet Flats

Girls Black Ballet Flats

1228413170

$29.99

Your girl has been asking to be a witch for Halloween. You agreed, a witch is fairly easy to accomplish. Get her a cute little dress, some striped tights, a pointy hat, and a broom. And, honestly you can’t wait to see her decked out in her little witchy costume. Running around putting spells on her older brother, and even the dog. But she is still missing one thing to complete her bewitching look.She is still missing these Girl’s Black Ballet Flats. They are the perfect thing to let her run around jumping off furniture as she tries to fly. You’ll have fun watching your witch as she trick or treats around your neighborhood. Everyone telling her what a magical little girl she is. And the elastic strap across the top of these ballet flats will keep her from running right out of her shoes during her Halloween candy induced sugar high! Good luck getting her to bed this year.


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Infant Sweet Chef Costume

Infant Sweet Chef Costume

1271919289

$29.99

Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit! 


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Junior Fire Chief Toddler Costume

Junior Fire Chief Toddler Costume

1265311891

$24.99

Perks of Being ChiefEvery toddler dreams of being the firefighter chief! And why wouldn't they? It looks totally awesome! They're the heroes of the community who promote safety, help rescue those in need, and they got to drive a really cool truck! We also hear that a lot of them get to hang out at the fire station with a dalmatian. Actually... that kind of makes us want to become a firefighter ourselves!Well, your little one is probably just a bit too young to join the force, but that doesn't mean they have to give up the idea just yet. You can still indulge a little bit in their lofty dreams of becoming a firefighter! You can begin their training now. Just suit them up this Toddler Jr Fire Chief Costume and equip them with the garden hose and they'll be ready to practice.Product DetailsThe Toddler Jr. Fire Chief Costume is an adorable outfit for any child who wants to play firefighter! The outfit comes with a black pullover jacket that has bright yellow stripes and printed clasps on the front. It even has a firefighter patch on the chest. The matching pants also have yellow stripes around the legs and fit with an elastic band around the waist, giving them a snug fit. Finally, your child can look ready for the next emergency with the molded plastic helmet, which is designed to look just like the ones the real firefighters wear.Time to JoinWhile your little one may have to wait a few years to join the actual fire department, but with this adorable firefighter costume, your young one can start training to become the next fire chief. You could even grab one of our adult firefighter costumes to help your child learn how to join the team!


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Men's Blue Sailor Costume

Men's Blue Sailor Costume

1275494545

$29.99

If you’re going to be a sailor, you have to make yourself mighty comfortable with the color blue. After all, there are going to be days on end when blue is pretty much all you see. For miles and miles, you have the bright blue sky over your head and the deep blue sea beneath your feet. When you’re out in the middle of the ocean, you start to understand the old blues singer’s adage: the blues aren’t something you have; the blues are something you live.In the midst of all that blue, some people would try to steer away from it and dress in red or yellow, spinning that primary color wheel as far away from blue as possible. But maybe it’s better to lean into it. Understand the blue. Embrace the blue. Become the blue. Cover yourself in the comforting color of the sea and the sky that stretch off to every horizon. Be a true citizen of the sea, a sailor’s sailor through and through.When you’re ready to get in touch with your bluer side, this polyester poplin sailor suit is ready to receive you. The three-piece ensemble includes elastic-waist pants, a sailor’s cap, and a long-sleeved pullover shirt featuring stripes of white ribbon at the collar and cuffs, topped off with a sewn-in white neck tie. Those splashes of cloud-like white provide excellent contrast for an outfit that’s otherwise a deep, beautiful navy blue, just the color to make a genuine sailor feel right at home.


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Women's Sexy Dirty Cop Costume

Women's Sexy Dirty Cop Costume

1228742283

$54.99

The crime and the danger will eat a girl alive if she doesn't wise up and get tough. Now, with this Sexy Dirty Cop Costume, it's easy for any rookie to get a sassy look for law enforcement. With a form-fitting style and a sexy skirt cut, this police officer outfit lets all the everyone know that you're a girl who's ready to protect and the serve the community... in her own special way. The set comes complete with a badge and hat, to make sure you have an authentic look. Of course, whether you decide to use your new look to keep the streets safe, or wear it to have a totally awesome time at the party, it's completely up to you.


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Thomas and Friends Conductor Accessory Dress Up Costume Kit

Thomas and Friends Conductor Accessory Dress Up Costume Kit

1265318203

$14.99

All aboard!Oh, pardon us. We don't actually get to decide when everyone can board the train. And come to think of it, there probably aren't any trains close by... But wherever the nearest train station may be, we're pretty sure they'll need someone to make sure those thundering steam engines are in tip top shape and on schedule! It sounds like the perfect job for your little fan of the hit children's show Thomas & Friends!Your kid probably knows the basics of imaginary train engineering and scheduling from watching the show, so this official Thomas and Friends Conductor Accessory Dress Up Kit will let them put their skills to the test! This kit comes with an adorable striped conductor cap and a red kerchief. (to wipe soot off of their face when checking the imaginary boilers) And no conductor should be without a train whistle, like the included one that's made of real wood! They'll have a blast playing with their toy trains while wearing these fun accessories; but don't wait too long, there's a schedule to keep!


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Sailor Girls Toddler Costume

Sailor Girls Toddler Costume

1213241338

$29.99

You always knew that your little girl was going to get out there and see the world. The inkling started with her love of exotic animals, though you aren't sure how far she would have to travel to finally see a real unicorn. These days her future adventurous lifestyle seems like a sure thing, she loves planes, trains, and ships. She's even sweet and quiet on the road. How many people have a little one who behaves as well as she does on road trips? While that that vision for her future is all well and good, we all know traveling the world can get a little spendy. Why not get ahead of the curve and start training her as a sailor right now? Whether she's helping out on a yacht or working on a freighter, sailing is a good way to see the world on the cheap. There are a couple reasons to begin training early. For one, it's much easier to tie those complicated sailor knots when you have the tiny fingers of a toddler. Secondly, if you spend a lot of time on a boat as a sailor kid then you won't be as sea sick as an adult. Thirdly, this sailor suit is super adorable, training for an ocean voyage is a good excuse to add it to your kid's wardrobe. Whether you're putting together a nautical photo shoot or you're looking for a super cute outfit for the fourth of July party, your little girl will look adorable as she twirls in this full skirt. Everything about this outfit is classic from the square, navy blue lined collar and red cravat to the jaunty little sailor cap. So, now that your daughter has that bowline knot down and she knows how to recognize different oceanic weather patterns all she has to do is get that potty training down and she'll be ready for her seafaring career to begin!


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Child Conductor Hat

Child Conductor Hat

1309581107

$19.99

Choo-choo!That got your attention, didn't it? You got excited because you know what choo-choo means: a train. Even if you're not as fascinated by trains as we are, we have a feeling that you know a little one who is. A kid with train tracks littered all over their floor. Who yell and make you stop the car so they can watch the train go by. Who constantly bother house guests demanding to see their tickets.Well if your kid likes playing conductor, they might as well do it right. In this child's Conductor Hat, they'll feel like the real thing. This hat is rigid and round in a dark blue with gold trim. It's even got a patent leather brim. Trust us, nothing screams train master like a proper conductor's hat. It's practically a necessity for train enthusiasts. Even little ones.


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Kids Orange Astronaut Costume

Kids Orange Astronaut Costume

1213249146

$54.99

We all had loads of ideas of what we wanted to be when we grew up. Frankly, most of us still have a pretty big ‘when we grow up’ list and Fred is a couple years from retirement. They say that it takes ten thousand hours of work and you can call yourself an expert in something. So, the math geeks in the office rushed to figure out how many careers we can fit into our lives. We all agreed that we definitely should have started earlier!Especially with some of the most favorite of occupations, we could have all used a few extra hours in before half our days were scheduled for us. And, we’re sure that you are thinking the exact same thing for your kiddo. That’s why we put ourselves to the drawing board to come up with all the special training that we could muster for your tots’ prestigious steps into their future careers.With the Child Orange Astronaut Costume, your kid is ready to initiate the advanced training that only NASA kids normally are exposed to. Numerous patches and pockets provide crucial storage for candy—we mean specialized space cuisine—and plenty of buckles to keep them secure (and occupied) while they are exploring where no child has gone before. With the speed at which our technology is growing each day, we all agree that we are only a few years from finding out whether Star Wars or Star Trek is right; make sure that your child is fully prepared to make one small step for a kiddo and one massive moon leap for kiddo kind!


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Plus Size Prisoner Costume for Women

Plus Size Prisoner Costume for Women

1213246469

$34.99

Every year, a spree of very serious crime springs up all over the country. It happens on October 31st (and the adjacent weekend), and the perpetrators can be found in every city and town in America. So what are these millions of criminals guilty of?Refusing to get in the Halloween spirit! Every year, folks decide they “just can’t get it together to dress up,” or “don’t like finding a costume.” Preposterous, we say! Lock ‘em away in the world’s most boring jail and let the nation remain populated with only citizens who uphold our deepest values of full-on holiday spectacle. In this Plus Size Women’s Prisoner Costume you can stay out of trouble with the Halloween police and look cute, too!When people come up to you all night, asking, "Hey, what are you in for?" you won’t have to answer that you’ve been unlawfully neglectful with your Halloween planning. But you should come up with a witty response or two. Some of our suggestions include, "I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp," or “I have been arrested in all fifty states for stealing someone’s heart away,” or "I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."Whatever your crime, this cute Halloween look ought to get you time off for good behavior. The matching striped long-sleeved top and elastic waist pants mean you can move freely should the authorities come after you. Just pick up a few accessories and perfect your prisoner story and you’re good to go. We’re not the ones assigned to your case, but if we were, you’d be home free--we love your commitment to our favorite holiday and think anything less than this costume is downright unlawful.


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