Child Train Engineer Costume
1319738760$34.99
All AboardThese days, everything seems to be about speed. Jets can traverse the entire world in what seems like an instant. The internet can bring you information from the other side of the planet in an instant. Well, we remember a simpler time, when you could traverse the open fields in style! You'd follow the tracks where they take you—to new opportunities and adventures. At least, that was how they did it during the days of the old west, and of course, the friendly conductor would be your guide to the new and wonderful world.Our costume designers have captured the spirit of the train engineer and placed it into this Child Train Engineer Costume. Your child can become the guide to locomotive adventures for you and your family when they wear this exclusive costume.Design & DetailsBased on the classic conductors of the old west, this Train Engineer costume is child-sized outfit designed to turn your little one into the head honcho in charge of the locomotives. The costume comes with a dark blue shirt with stitched pocket outlines and buttons in the front. The included overalls are made of denim and feature a striped design to help your child look ready for conducting! The overalls have pockets in front and along the sides and the shoulder straps fasten with metal buttons. The bright red bandana features a paisley pattern and ties loosely around your child's neck. Finally, the conductor hat features a striped design that matches the overalls for a complete look.Countryside ConductingIf your child loves trains or just wants to head out on a new adventure across the countryside, then this train conductor outfit might just be the costume they need! It's an exclusive costume, so you won't find this outfit anywhere else!
Kid's Special Ops Hammer Soldier Costume
1265316699$39.99
Serious SkillsSome kids have some serious skills! In their favorite video game, they can sweep a room in a matter of minutes, assessing dangers and sneaking through traps like it's child's play! Those kids are ready for a new mission... to canvass the neighborhood with their friends to get the most candy that they can in a single night!Our design team wanted to craft the perfect outfit for those kids, and that's how we came up with this military-inspired costume. It'll transform any child into a special operative, ready to get his hands on the big haul of trick-or-treat candy this year!Design & DetailsIs your child ready for a special mission? This Special Ops Hammer Soldier Costume turns your little one into a kid with some special skill! The costume comes with a knit jumpsuit that has a gray, black, and green camo pattern. The vest is black and has plenty of little pouches on the chest (perfect for storing a stash of candy or extra mission gadgets). The green foam belt adds an authentic touch to the look!The costume also comes with a variety of accessories to really make your child look ready for anything! The fingerless gloves bring a rugged, tough style to the costume. The finishing touch to the costume comes in the form of a mask, which is designed to look like a modern gas mask used by special forces. (Note: the mask does not protect the wearer from gases or fumes and is purely for costume purposes.)
Kids Firefighter Kit
1324632643$14.99
If your kiddo is dreaming of being a fire fighter when he grows up, well, then like every firefighter, he will have to be two things, both courageous and prepared! This Kids Firefighter Kit will help your kiddo get a jump start on his dream career. With all the tools in this kit your little hero will be prepared to fend of any fire and they'll be half way to being a pro! All he needs now is to build up the courage (along with the proper training) and this dream job will be within reach. This kit comes with a classic red hat , a fire extinguisher, a mighty axe, a handy walky-talky, a crowbar, and a shiny badge. It comes with everything your child will need to put any fire to rest. You just need to supply your little one with the confidence and bravery, then not a single flame on earth will stand a chance against your Firefighting kiddo!
French Maid Feather Duster Costume Prop
1320903984$5.99
It's Hard Work, But Someone Has to Do It Oh la la, have you recently been hired as a French maid? Congratulations! You'll have a lot to learn for your new role, but it's not that difficult once you get used to it. You already have "look amazing in your uniform" down to a science. The only thing left to master is the feather duster, and it's honestly more of an accessory than anything else. Product DetailsYou will look tres chic while holding your exclusive French Maid Feather Duster Prop! The costume accessory has a black handle made of molded plastic with a hole for a ribbon loop at the top. White feathers are secured inside the bottom end. Up to the Job If you're dressing as a French maid for Halloween, you've got to commit to the role! If you've already been practicing your accent, don't forget this duster. It's perfect whether you plan to clean the mantels or flirt with your latest amour.
Toddler Pint Size Pilot Costume
1213231748$29.99
Flight PatternTraveling in real life is great. But here's the thing, boarding a plane to Jamaica might be a good time but your child can travel in their imagination without any frequent flyer miles or passport. Who knew every kid had their own private pilot tucked away in their imagination? We spent the last week observing Sally, the four-year-old daughter of our office's accountant, Steve. She not only used a cardboard box to travel to her grandma and grandpa's house in Illinois, she even traveled to places we didn't know exist. She made a stop in Zoo-zooton where animals could talk and loved to have tea parties. There were also layovers in Volcanodia ( that seemed dangerous, she made everyone crouch on their office chairs), Snackysnackland, and (forgive the crude nature, we're simply quoting a four-year-old here) Stinky Pit Land. It's safe to say that this kid knows what's up when it comes to world-wide travel! Product DetailsIn navy blue and gold, your child will look ready for the open skies when they're wearing this costume. The jacket has piping along the sleeves, double-breasted buttons on the front that secure the front. The look is finished off with blue trousers, a gold-trimmed hat, and wing-trimmed eagle head Hook and Loop fastener "pins". Provide your own white shirt and tie to complete this official-looking pilot costume. Go the DistanceDoes your kid always have their eyes on the skies? Are they always dreaming about far-flung places? Trick-or-treating, as well as playtime, will make their imaginative play even more real than before when they slip into this costume. Perfect for making your child feel more courageous before their first flight, you can pretend to let your child fly you all over the world. Who knew your child's imaginary private pilot could make going out on vacation a daily possibility!
Detention Queen Costume
1213231306$44.99
Now look, nobody wants to end up in detention. If you have a choice between giving up your after school free time to sit in a stuffy little room with a bunch of other troublemakers and a bored teacher, all of whom would rather be just about anywhere else in the world, and not doing that, you’d have to be more than a little bit off to opt for the former. But hey, things happen. Sooner or later, somebody’s going to catch you in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you’re going to get sent to detention, and there’s not much you can do about that. (Well, we suppose you could try staying on your best behavior, but we all know that’s not a realistic proposal.) The key here is to take that bag full of detention hall lemons and make them into lemonade. If you’re going to wind up in detention anyway, you may as well lean into it. Get down with your bad self. Take pride in your transgressions. Don’t just walk into the detention room, swagger. Let the other kids know that this isn’t any kind of punishment for you, this is just another day on the job. Be the boss of after school busy work, the leader of the breakfast club, the Queen of Detention. And of course every queen needs her royal garments. You’ll look right in place copying down sentences and clapping erasers in this polyester ensemble, featuring a dress styled to look like a taffeta plaid skirt, white blouse, and short gray jacket. Add in extra elements of reform school swag like a school crest near the collar, a faux leather belt, and a Hook and Loop fastener-attached neck tie, and you’ve got yourself a costume that will strike fear in the heart of any detention hall monitor.
Supreme Court Judge Women's Costume
1213238094$49.99
'Um' is Not an Answer!It's about being fierce, confident, and not taking any whiney responses as excuses. When you're sitting on the bench and given the power to make decisions that will impact the world for generations to come, it's pretty important that you know exactly what you think is right! Unfortunately for most of us, that's too much pressure to take. How in the world is anyone expected to have the strength and fortitude to deal with those kinds of intense expectations!Well, we've got a ton of inspiring gals out there to help us take everything on. A few lessons to keep in mind... First, if you're questioning someone and they give you those dull eyes and think for too long for a reply, you're bound to hear some of those ums and aahhs. Just slap your hand on the bench and get them focused! Next is the deceptive power of lace. Folks will assume that a lacy collar means that you're going to let something slide. Ha! They won't see it coming!Design & DetailsTransform into your favorite judge or become a blend of them all when you slip into your official robes with this Supreme Court Judge costume. This is a Made by Us exclusive designed by our in-house team of CourtTV fanatics. You'll have the long robe with billowing sleeves. It's perfect for any wild gestures and attention-grabbing needs. The collar is, of course, edged in neat and unique lace so you'll stand out as a true powerhouse in the courtroom! Get your gavel ready and call out all of your favorite quotations. Open Eyes TomorrowIt isn't always easy to make the right choices for the future of the country, but if you've got the confidence (and maybe the look of a Supreme Court Judge), we're sure that you'll have your eyes on the prize!
Women's SWAT Team Costume
1213241846$34.99
Party Rules EnforcementWhen a situation becomes too hot to handle, you call in S.W.A.T.! That stands for Special Weapons and Tactics, and the members of the team have the tools, the skills, and the experience to deescalate any situation. But what about party guests who break the rules? Who handles those situations? Believe it or not, it's still S.W.A.T., just an even more specialized division. So, are you ready to join?Yes, when you dress up in this S.W.A.T. Team Costume for women, you'll be ready to quiet the chaos whenever folks break those unspoken party rules. Someone double dips their chip in the salsa... and you'll be there. Someone takes too long in the bathroom... you'll be there. Someone tries to play some really boring music... you'll be there. Every party needs a bit of anarchy, but let's not go crazy, folks!Design & DetailsOur costume designers wanted to craft a look that was both tactical and sexy! This women's costume was what they came up with. It starts with a white, cropped shirt that has "S.W.A.T." printed across the front of it. It also comes with a black, mesh vest that fits over the shirt. The leggings are black moto-style leggings that stretch for a form fit. Of course, if you want to be taken seriously as the party police, you'll need a pair of gloves and this costume comes with a pair of black, fingerless gloves. Finally, to top the whole costume off, the costume comes with a S.W.A.T. hat! Just put it on and you'll be ready to patrol the party!Success with S.W.A.T.As a member of the team, it is your responsibility to make sure everyone has fun without losing their minds. If you want your next costume party to be a success, make sure to keep any situation under control with this S.W.A.T. Team Costume! Check out some of our police officer accessories to add the finishing touches to your costume!
Kid's School Girl Costume
1213243833$24.99
A certified way to become the teacher's pet!Even though it was a long time ago, we can still remember what it was like to be in elementary school. There's all those other students in class competing to become the teacher's favorite pupil, and we know that can be a little stressful, (okay, a lot stressful). All the other kids are bringing the teacher goodies, paying her compliments, and listening intently to her lesson plans, so how does a great student like you stand out among all the other shining pupils? The answer to that question doesn't require a lot of studying, thankfully! If you dress for success, you'll surely skyrocket to the top of the class and ultimately become the teacher's all-time favorite student. You'll be getting straight As before you know it, just show up to class (before the bell rings, of course) wearing this school girl costume and you'll soon be the teacher's star student.This school girl costume for children is perfect for little girls who love going to school and learning. They'll feel pretty and studious when they wear this preppy ensemble. The classically cute plaid jumper features some pleats and buttons at the waist. The attached white button-up collared shirt will give your little girl a layered look that she'll love showing off to her fellow students. She's bound to become the teacher's pet very soon. Just top the whole ensemble off with some white tights and Mary Jane flats and your daughter will ace her costumed look!
Women's Plus Size Nanny Costume
1213236311$49.99
Au Pair PassportThis nanny's got a worldly way about her. You can tell that she's been places. How so? Well, maybe it's the way she casually travels via an umbrella or it could be the way she seems to be ready for anything and yet only carries a carpet bag. Either way, she's the kind of person we want watching our kids. There's just no whining about boredom when this au pair is in charge of the kiddos in any home. When she's not singing songs about cleaning up and taking medicine, she's probably wowing the children with the details of her travels. We'd love to hear about what it's like to cross the Atlantic while floating through the air. What kind of secret islands did she land on? What sorts of people did she meet? Wait, forget that last question, what kinds of animals did she meet. There's no way she hasn't turned that umbrella upside down and let a school of dolphins bounce her along. At least, that's what we would do if we had her powers. Product DetailsYou'll look buttoned up in this nanny costume but we all know you've got a few secrets up your sleeve. This costume features a dashing coat with black piping up the front, slightly puffed sleeves, a black collar. Any umbrella with a long handle can become a little more whimsical with the included parrot umbrella handle cover. The dark gray coat and skirt are accented with a flowered hat and a bright red tie to hint at all the playful secrets you've got in your bag.London BoundThink you're ready to shake up the lives of an uptight London family? Once you've got ahold of this ensemble, there's no way you can go wrong. If you want to make this ensemble extra photo-friendly just remember to get ahold of an umbrella and carpet bag. With a nanny costume as good as this one, you'll have any kiddos singing while they clean their room in no time!
Adult Yellow Construction Helmet
1324632647$9.99
Better Safe Than Sorry You might be tempted to think that your construction costume doesn't have to be completely realistic, since you're not actually going to be building anything, but more protection is always a good idea! That way, if something happens at your costume party - like an emergency floor joist repair - you can step up for the task. (Whether you've got the skills to do it is another matter.) Product DetailsThis Yellow Construction Helmet for Adults will make your construction costume look like the real deal! The accessory is made out of molded yellow plastic and had has a hard brim to keep the sun out of your eyes while you measure, hammer and sand. Built to Last This hat is so fun to wear that you might want to dig it out again for next Halloween. As a bonus, you can take it off and use it to hold your candy. Win-win!
Men's Special Ops Adult Costume
1213236402$49.99
Keep Your Operations SpecialWhat do you do to make your place on the force special? Do you write your field notes in gel pen? Do you make sure to play upbeat music in your cop car to keep anyone in the back seat happy and laid back? These are the things that make you stand out in your Special Ops team! Yes, everyone knows that the Special Ops team is the most fun police on the force. Their parties are always thoughtful. For instance, when Detective Inspector Brown retired, they hung a banner that read, "I'm too old for this sh**" and had his favorite K9 pal jump out of the tiered cake. Yeah, that wasn't a party that anyone on the team would forget. Do you think you could bring a special touch to your police force? This costume is the perfect way to make that clear!Product DetailsThis tough-looking police uniform will make you look ready to take on new police business from retirement parties to investigations. The costume features a vest with pockets for police gear including the faux bullets and plastic knife that is included in the purchase. A face mask adds even more mystery to your special ops ensemble! Topped off with a S.W.A.T. team cap and handcuffs, this costume can be paired with a pair of black jeans or pants as well as military boots.The ForceWhen you're depended on to help your partners, you've gotta be wearing the right gear. Even if you're doing something as simple as helping plan Inspector Detective Brown's retirement party, you have to be dressed for the job. Because anyone who's watched a cop movie knows that the day before retirement is when everything gets wild. This tough costume will make you ready to make all your day-to-day ops extra special!
Vintage Sailor Men's Costume
1213237650$39.99
There's nothing like watching Navy sailors disembark for their leave on land, at least that's what we've heard from the old-timers that lived during the age of the Navy. Those sailors who had been at sea spotting nary a mermaid or lady of the lake were always ecstatic to be back on land with access to a variety of people, food, and activities other than swapping the deck. So you can't blame them for their excitement when they got to the city, an excitement that would spread to the civilians, making everyone pumped for Fleet Week when sailors in uniform would swarm the city to see all the popular sights. It must have been pretty awesome to work as a sailor in the 1930's when the tradition of Fleet Week began. A Nebraska farm boy who's never been out of the county and all of the sudden is sailing on the ocean with men from all over the country, visiting ports that he had only seen in black and white talkies, and eating SPAM... so much SPAM. That iconic uniform was instantly recognizable when they showed up in the big city, causing instant respect and heartthrobs to crop up where ever they tread in the city streets. Now wonder why we're always trying to copy that look! If you want to have that nostalgic feeling then this costume will bring you back to those days of oceanic voyages. This ensemble has the bright white high-waisted pants, the jaunty cap, and navy blues of the classic uniform with a sense of Hollywood flair. While we might miss the era of Fleet week, there's no reason to leave those dress whites behind so pull in the anchor and fasten your ascot, it's time to see the world!
Red Furry Handcuffs
1289322890$9.99
Secure in ScarletWhen you are a police officer, sometimes things have to get a little rough. It's all in the job, along with protecting and serving and all of that. But when it's Halloween time (or really, anytime you need some fuzzy handcuffs), and you are dressed as your favorite tv cop, you don't have to be so rough. Check out our Furry Red Handcuffs if you want to add the perfect amount of flair to your Halloween officer ensemble.If you decide to switch things up, these Furry Red Handcuffs also compliment one of our Playboy or Devil costumes excellently. The best thing about this accessory is its versatility and the red fuzzy. You have to love fuzzy.Product DetailsThese metal handcuffs include a key—just make sure you keep it nice and close. The handcuffs are also covered with red short-pile faux fur—an excellent compliment to all sorts of great costumes. You and your friends will have a kick playing cops and robbers or even just cops and cops. You are the one with the handcuffs, so you make the rules. Be the boss at the next Halloween party and pick up these Furry Red Handcuffs.
Kid's Monster Hunter Costume
1213249774$39.99
On the HuntTime for some real talk. Some kids are just...monsters. Oh, don't pretend like you don't know this. They totally are! Especially at Halloween...just look at all those scary monsters running around your neighborhood. But your child, they are the exact opposite. Your kiddo is out to tame the little monsters. Just look at them in this Kid's Monster Hunter Costume! Of course, monsters aren't "real" and it's all just fun and games, but that's the whole point of Halloween! Fun and games and fantasy worlds and cool-sounding jobs...like a Monster Hunter! And your child is so creative, we think they can come up with a whole backstory as to how they became the world's premier monster hunter, and what kind of training they needed. They will think up some of their most daring hunts, and most thrilling escapes, and they'll tell them to you over dinner in this awesome costume, just before trick or treating. Have you ever seen your little one so energized by an outfit before?Product DetailsThis costume will turn your kiddo into a fierce warrior! It features a sleek black shirt with an armored illusion and a maginificent beast's face on the front. Matching shoulder guards and gloves give a fully-protected appearance, while the belt and boot toppers help the look feel authentic. Add a sword and a bit of gory face paint for full effect!A Word to the WiseJust make sure your child doesn't mistake their siblings for any of those "monsters" about town. Halloween is about being together as a family—you don't want to have to break up the hunt!
Sailor Collar Pink & Purple
1213235756$6.99
Transform your outfit!Sailor collars are so drab these days, right? Hunting around all the big box stores only nets you a boatload of disappointment. They all have the same bland sea-gray, oar-brown, and canvas-white sailor collars. Boring! But here is something better! This pink and purple sailor collar is a cut above the rest. It laughs at those monochrome sailor collars and says, “No! You won’t wash my color away!” Sure, those black and brown sailor collars are great for actual sailors, but that’s not why anyone is here. This is a place to stand up and wrap a pink and purple sailor collar around your neck to proudly complete the perfect outfit. Bam!Eye-catching (not fish-catching) colorThis 100 percent polyester works perfectly to let those bright pinks and purples shine through. The white ribbon stands out brightly against the pink collar and the entire sailor collar illuminates the wearer in color and whimsy, just as any off-duty sailor would want!Flair in the AirWhether going out or staying in, this collar will announce your presence loud and clear. The only real question you have to ask yourself is: How can you get away with wearing it all year round?
Women's Sexy Out of This World Costume
1269980125$79.99
Wish GrantedLife is hectic. Life is complicated. Life is crowded. Wouldn't it be nice just to get a little space? Launch yourself into orbit and maybe you'll get a taste of that good, clean intergalactic air. Well, to be fair, there is no air in space. But you know what we mean. We can just picture the gleaming white surfaces of the space station. There's no clutter floating around the gravity free chamber. There's no horns honking outside the windows. Nope, there's just space. Now this is a fantasy worth playing out!Costume DetailsThis sleek spacesuit will transport you out of orbit, into a whole new universe of fun. The bodysuit has just the right amount of stretch and zips from hip to neck. The metallic silver fabric would look right at home in a international space station, or on the planet Zoltron for that matter. An orange harness fits over your hips, making you appear ready for any adventure the great beyond might throw your way!Mission CompleteIf you're looking for a sleek astronaut costume, then your mission is complete. Want to amp up your ensemble? Check out our astronaut helmets and you'll be ready for take off!
Judge Gavel
1305591848$4.99
Ideal Job A judge's profession requires a lot of hard work, long hours, and grueling study to earn, but once you're there, it sounds pretty amazing. Everyone has to stand when you enter the room, for one thing. Also, you get a little hammer that you can pound on your desk when you want everyone else to stop talking. It's too bad that other professions can't do that as well.Product DetailsLay down the law with this exclusive Judge Gavel Prop Accessory! Made of molded plastic, the toy gavel is approximately ten inches long. It's painted to look like dark wood and its middle is embellished with a ring of brass-tone tape. Order in the Court If you've chosen to dress as a judge for your next costume event, you'd better decide in advance what sort of judge you're going to be. Are you calm and collected no matter how heated the proceeedings get? Do you only take high-profile celebrity cases? Are you the kind of judge who can be magesterial in court and still slay on the dance floor? These are all important decisions, much like a jury's deliberation.
Men's Fisherman Kit Costume
1213246862$29.99
GET TO THE LAKE EARLYTrying to wake up before the fish and getting there before they've already gotten wise to you would-be hunters is usually half or more of the game. By the time most are there with their lines in the water, the memo has already been passed around and the fish are tactically avoiding you.If the early bird gets the worm, you've got to be up before the bird and the worm if you have any hope of using it to get the fish. But, getting the fisherfolk look cracking takes time, too. What are you supposed to go? Get out there before dusk just to be there for the dawn!? DESIGN & DETAILSFortunately for you, our in-house team of designers are already used to being at the grindstone in the early morning. (Heck, we usually don't let them even leave!) Because of that, they know just how to help you cut corners with time while still holding onto the glory of high-quality gear, such as this Fisherfolk Kit! This offwhite bucket hat has brown trim and a plastic bobber attached. The light tan mesh vest zips closed and has pockets for all your tackling needs. Those fish won't see what's coming!TRICK THE FISH IN STYLEWhen you show up to the lake earlier than anyone thanks to the time you save with this Fisherfolk Kit, you'll be certain that the fish fry will not only be on but it will be stylish. Just... remember your fishing pole, we suppose!
Men's Fire Captain Costume
1230331916$74.99
The bell goes off. You slide down the pole, throw on your gear, and jump on the back of the truck. The station dog jumps up beside you and you're off, ready for action!Being a firefighter is something of a romanticized profession. The firemen get all the glory after running out of a burning house and saving the family cat. Though the reality is bit more stark, it’s fun to fantasize about being a big, tough, muscular fireman who’s ready for any challenge that comes his way. Afraid? Never. A firefighter is never afraid of the obstacles that lie ahead. He’s ready for the fire at all times and is always ready to run to his sweetheart after a long day on-call. Become that smoldering firefighter you (or your partner) has always dreamed of with this hunky firefighter costume.This adult fireman costume comes with everything you need to put out fires while on the job and to start fires in the hearts of all of the firefighter groupies that come your way! Included in this costume is a shirt that has an embroidered Fire Dept. patch to be your base layer. The fireman’s pants are black with yellow safety stripes and feature a button and zip fly closure, elastic at the waist for a comfortable fit, and metal button detailing. The pants also have large cargo pockets on each of the legs. Top it off with the included red adjustable suspenders that secure to the waist via the button holes. Add a fireman’s hat and a pair of black boots to give this costume some additional authentic details.
Kids Train Conductor Costume Hat
1296728921$12.99
Dream ConductorThere’s no doubt the number of train movies and cartoons your child watches have had an effect on playtime. All you hear are shouts of, “all aboard!” and breathy chugga-chuggas through clenched teeth coming from their room. And a peek inside always reveals toy boxes lined up and filled with different stuffed animals as passengers to whatever fantasy destination your child has thought up. But, it wasn’t until you caught them sneaking a blazer from your closet that you knew your child was fully committed to their train conductor dreams.Product DescriptionKeep your child’s imagination on track with this Train Conductor Hat! Whether they’re dressed in a full uniform on Halloween or rocking your favorite suit jacket at playtime, this easy accessory will have them feeling ready for the next adventure. Sturdy navy-colored canvas forms the hat's body, while a faux leather brim and band give it a conductor hat’s signature shape. A metallic-gold soft-sculpted plate with “conductor” printed on its front is attached above the brim, declaring your child the person in charge. And with a size-adjuster hidden inside the hat, your child is set for sugar-fueled train rides for years to come!Leading the WayFrom leading their plush toys across scenic bedroom landscapes to charging ahead of their trick-or-treating pack, this Train Conductor Hat is a must-have costume accessory for your adventurous child!
Kid's Orange Astronaut Cap
1238316188$14.99
Shuttle, This is Ground ControlHello, astronauts. This is your new mission control speaking. I'm proud to announce that as of now, you have the youngest supervisor in space exploration history. As part of this groundbreaking initiative, we're going to switch directions. Instead of orbiting the Moon as planned, we're going to search for aliens on Venus. We've orbited the Moon before, and extraterrestrial life sounds much more interesting. Make sure your laser guns are fully charged. Just in case. Product DetailsBe an "official" member of the space team in this Orange Astronaut Cap for Kids! The baseball-style cap is made of sturdy cotton and polyester twill and has a pre-curved bill that will keep the sun out of your eyes when you're watching your rocket launch. An embroidered NASA patch on the front adds to its authentic look. To the Stars and Beyond! Watch out, NASA, because this kid is ready to change the world one mission at a time! Start your journey with the right headgear and reach for the moon!
Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume
1319389909$34.99
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Women's Tactical Cop Jumpsuit Costume
1276988636$49.99
On the SceneIt's tough work being on an elite tactical team. You have to go through rigorous training and have years of experience on the force. And you always have to be ready to go at a moment's notice. Keeping your skills sharp with regular training exercises, classwork, and the ability to roll at a moment's notice are all requisites for joining a top notch SWAT team.When a tactical cop shows up on the scene, you can rest assured that the situation is under control. Because when the civilians are safe and secured, then there's only one thing left to do. Par-tay like you just saved the day!Design & DetailsWhen the mission is finally completed, you'll be able to punch out and enjoy some off-the-clock fun in this Tactical Cop costume. A one-piece styled navy jumpsuit features a zip up front, and included logo printed shirt let's you wear this costume as desired; zip it up when you're protecting and serving, or tie the sleeves around your waist when it's time to cut loose. Graphic printed "POLICE" logos on the breast, back, and embroidered on the cap will make you feel official. Included belt and weapon holsters will complete the look, and you can use your own combat boots to finish the ensemble. This costume is made by us, and you're only going to find it right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. Do you think you're up for the mission?
Village Studded Choker
1213236200$10.99
Going out this Halloween as the baddest biker to ever ride? Want to be the creepiest goth or the heaviest metal head walking around the parties this year? Do you want to dress up as a dog with a darker sense of fashion? Well, this amazing Black Studded Choker will be perfect for completing any of those costume ideas! Slip this around your neck and suddenly increase you intimidation level by a tenfold.Along with having a fear factor to it, this choker is also very fashionable! The combination of silver on black is a beautiful blend that will draw everyone's eyes in. Also, the shiny square studs aren't excessively protruding from the choker, looking to poke someone's eye out. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, so we'd say that's definitely a plus. Grab your own studded choker today and look like the rowdiest renegade at any costume party... just don't be surprised if you get mistaken for a dominatrix... it happens from time to time.
Child Conductor Hat
1309581107$19.99
Choo-choo!That got your attention, didn't it? You got excited because you know what choo-choo means: a train. Even if you're not as fascinated by trains as we are, we have a feeling that you know a little one who is. A kid with train tracks littered all over their floor. Who yell and make you stop the car so they can watch the train go by. Who constantly bother house guests demanding to see their tickets.Well if your kid likes playing conductor, they might as well do it right. In this child's Conductor Hat, they'll feel like the real thing. This hat is rigid and round in a dark blue with gold trim. It's even got a patent leather brim. Trust us, nothing screams train master like a proper conductor's hat. It's practically a necessity for train enthusiasts. Even little ones.
SWAT Police Women's Costume
1229720818$29.99
A Top Secret MissionA top-secret mission for Halloween? Now, that sounds like just the kind of holiday fun we can heartily endorse! Of course, since the mission's going to be dangerous, headquarters is going to want to send in their top squad. The SWAT Team! If you're feeling ready for action there's no need to worry about the fact that you haven't taken any training to become a SWAT officer. We say, fake it till you make it, and the best way to do that is to look the part. And you can do just that when you grab this Women's SWAT Police Costume!Product DetailsThis SWAT Police Women's Costume comes with a dress and hat for an effortless and fun costume style. The dress features a v-neckline and secures in the front with a zipper. SWAT is featured in block letters on the left breast and on the back. The baseball style cap fits with a hook and loop adjustment band in the back, and also features SWAT embroidered on the crown. A plastic badge is included and it pins as desired. With this costume, we're sure you're gonna look like a real member of an elite SWAT team!How to Wear itNo bones about it, this SWAT Costume is a top choice as a sexy Halloween costume. And, if that's your goal, you can finish off the costume with a few choice accessory additions. We have it pictured with our model wearing a pair of aviator shades and knee-high faux leather boots. Each is sold separately but highly recommended! We've got all of those options available right here, so make sure you shop to complete the look!
Toddler Classic Rocket Ship Costume
1328679530$24.99
This is an Exclusive Toddler Classic Rocket Ship Costume.
Adult Race Car Helmet
1238051066$29.99
Put that Pedal Down! Great, another traffic jam. You're sitting in park on the freeway, waiting for whoever is causing this massive stall to just...speed...up! Wouldn't it be amazing to be a racecar driver at this moment? Imagine tilting up on two wheels and riding the guardrail until you've squeezed past those 40 cars and that massive semi truck leading the pack. Once you're past, you could floor it and zip to your destination so fast that your speed would definitely deserve a medal. It might be illegal in real life, but it's a great daydream! Product DescriptionDo you wanna go fast? We totally get it. Even if you can't really fly past your fellow drivers Vin Diesel-style, you can still feel as if you're flying at 100mph in this exclusive Race Car Helmet for Adults. The blue and white helmet is sleek and aerodynamic, and the tinted visor opens and closes so you can wink at your screaming fans. Indy 500-WorthyStep into the fast lane and say hello to the perfect costume accessory. You don't need a checkered flag to tell you that wearing this awesome helmet is a true win!
Boy's Fairytale Baker Costume
1213240202$29.99
Fantastical bakingDo you think baking is boring? Well, maybe you're using the wrong recipes! Sure, there's only so much excitement to be found in your basic brownie recipe. There isn't anything too fantastic about flour, or sugar, or butter. But what if you swapped regular butter out for dragon butter? Or if you switched the sugar with shrinking sugar? Or added something totally different in, like giant's earwax or fairy dust? Now, that would be a fun recipe, wouldn't it?You see, your problem is that you were just thinking about regular baking. But fairytale baking is totally different! Fairytale bakers get to travel across the realm, gathering magical ingredients like witch's brew and mermaid scales. They're constantly in danger. And their concoctions can be dangerous, too! Sure, some recipes, like "Grow-your-hair-out-blue" brownies, are pretty harmless. But some recipes, like "Supersize-surprise" sandwiches, can be harmful if you eat them and you're someplace like inside a house. There's definitely nothing boring about a fairytale baker's job, we assure you! That's why the best fairytale bakers have safety protocols in place, like never mixing ghost liver with jelly (it explodes) or substituting fairy dust with pixie dust (pixie dust is actually quite poisonous when not boiled first).Product DetailsGet ready to run your enchanted kitchen properly with this Kid's Fairytale Baker Costume. The costume includes a shirt/vest combo, apron and hat. The shirt/vest combo is 100 percent polyester and includes both brown plaid and black-and-white striped sleeves because, why not? The apron comes pre-smudged with flour stains so you don't have to waste time doing it yourself. And the chef's hat is properly fluffy, because what true chef would get caught dead in a hat that isn't truly, impressively fluffy?Whip up something delicious!With this fairytale baker costume, you'll be ready to create some truly magical dishes!
White Nurse Purse
1228414705$24.99
Patients to PartiesNurses have to be ready for anything. They've got to keep their ears open for alarms going off in patients room. They keep their eyes open for patients sneaking to the elevators and escaping to the outdoors for banned contriband. And we all know they stay on their toes to react to the unexpected even when they're not on duty. If you're dressing up as a nurse, you'll need a bag to carry emergency supplies. Now, emergency supplies will vary from situation to situation. For nurses, that might mean a first aid kit. For a Halloween party, that might mean bringing along a charging cord. You'll look fabulous and ready for anything when you complete your costume with this timeless nurse purse!Product DetailsCreated by our in-house design team, this unique nurse bag will perfectly match various styles of the classic white and red nurse uniform. The top clasps together, securing your belongings without the need for a zipper. A lightweight chain can slip over your shoulder, leaving your hands free. While it's big enough for your phone, keys, and money, you shouldn't expect to be able to fit a full first aid kit in this bag. Complete with a red cross, you'll be glad you don't have to comprimise your costume in order to keep your belongings close!
Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume
1271919265$39.99
MVPPicking up your kids after school is a special experience. You get to see your neighbors in all their wrok gear, giving you a little insight into their lives. From electricians to painters, it is always fun to see what PPE people have.Of course, healthcare professionals take that to the max. They have PPE for everything, but they also have the most opportunity to need it. Those 12-hour shifts are killer, but only one time did you forget to change. The splatters really earned you some looks!Product DetailsYou might not be able to wear this every day, but bringing your signature flair to the way you dress is cooler than ever with this Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress, apron, mask, and hat are all you need to bring out the killer nurse inside you. This dress is bloody great, since it is both comfortable and flattering. It may look a little gruesome, but we are sure that everyone will see you as the hero you are when you wear it. If the red cross doesn’t give it away, then they will at least know you by the iconic style and grace inherent to the costume!Splatters of FunIf you are searching for the perfect costume for all your needs, then you are in the right place. You will feel and look awesome in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you work on a few medical terms in case people question your authenticity!
Plus Size Great Escape Prisoner Costume
1265315631$24.99
Jailbird Fly FreeMaking your way across the prison grounds, you sneakily drop some dirt and gravel that you had hidden in your pockets. No one knows, but you’ve been secretly digging an escape tunnel through the wall of your cell for the last ten years, and tonight is the night of your great escape!On the other hand, maybe you would be better of staying. The world outside seems pretty crazy, and you just got used to the food in here. Also, the fashion in prison is to die for! You would never get away with these bold stripes and numbers out there in the world. Yeah, staying is definitely the way to go!Product DetailsWhen you think that you are experiencing the death of fashion with all these modern trends, take a step back and try out this Plus Size Great Escape Prisoner Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. When you wear this awesome sweatshirt dress and hat, you will know that you are part of a long line of people with classy, vintage style. This flattering dress has the brightest whites and darkest blacks, along with the printed inmate id number across the chest, so no one will forget who you are! The hat adds that little bit of fun charm that will take your outfit to the next level!Can’t Contain This StyleIf you feel like you’re locked into a particular style, free yourself now by throwing on this Plus Size Great Escape Prisoner Costume! Whether you are trying to send your partner a message, or just happy to mix up your wardrobe, this costume will not let you down.
Authentic Cop Costume for Adults
1265316531$74.99
Almost CrimesWe have to admit: we know you’re on the right side of the law and all, but the authenticity of this good-looking costume is almost criminal!But then, you’ve always been someone who appreciates doing things by the book, so it’s no huge surprise to us that you do up Halloween right. You’re the guy who takes his car to the dealer when it needs a repair; you’re the guy who actually changes the filter on the water pitcher the day it turns red; you’re the guy who claims 100% of his cash tips to the IRS. Hey, we’re not causing trouble; we applaud your stand-up citizenry. We wish there were more of you out there.Product DetailsPatrol the party in this police officer uniform and the masses will abide by whatever rules you set. This deluxe costume comes with everything you need to look like the authentic article, from the uniform blues to the badge to the tie and police cap. All you’ll need to finish it off is a cop belt with all the tools of the trade, so the next bad guy who shows up dressed as “the guy who doesn’t wear costumes” can be cuffed and read his rights.
Fire Captain Costume Girl's
1213250527$39.99
Firefighter In TrainingHas your kid been talking about being a firefighter when they grow up since training pants? Chances are you're used to hearing playtimes that involve fake sirens and shouts of let's go, let's go, let's go! or other equally excited calls. You may be used to your little firefighter handling the garden hose like a high-powered firehose. Or maybe you've reached the point where your kid is arguing with their younger siblings saying things like not all heroes wear capes!Whatever the case, it's clear you have an ambitious kid on your hands. Their commitment to their dream career is pretty fierce and you want to foster their go-get-em attitude. So whether it's playtime, a school project, or Halloween this Girl's Fire Captain Costume is an excellent way to get your kid geared up for action.Design & DetailsOut Girl's Fire Captain Costume is a Made by Us exclusive designed to give your kiddo the heroic look of your neighborhood fire crew. No detail was spared starting with a navy-blue T-shirt with a printed firefighter crest on the front and FIRE DEPT on the back. The twill pants have a cargo pocket on both legs and a false front fly to create a crisp, clean look. Reflective tape on the pant cuffs adds a genuine detail that is also a safety feature, helping your kid stay visible while they're out trick-or-treating. Adjustable suspenders are sewn into the back of the pants and attach at the front to keep them in place. The costume is completed with a plastic helmet with comfort foam padding to ensure your kiddo is ready for anything.All Part of the JobWe've had a potentially brilliant idea. Since active firefighters spend lots of time away from home they tend to find themselves cooking and feeding their team quite often. Use this to your advantage and get your kiddo to help with the cooking more. It's all part of preparing to be a firefighter, right?
Girl's Magical Nanny Costume
1213250051$19.99
A SPOONFUL OF FUNHow does she manage to do it all? She's just amazing. Magic must run through her veins. She gets all her nanny duties done (and done exceptionally well). By the time her bosses come home from work, this nanny has all the chores completed and she's even managed to dazzle and delight the children. (Rumors are they even enjoy their math homework, now!) The laundry is washed, dried, and folded; the meal is hot and ready to be served; the children's bedrooms are organized; they've taken their medicine... and the best nanny in the world is waiting for mom and dad at the door with a glass of their favorite beverage and a smile.Now, how exactly has she managed to do all of this with such panache and ease... all while being just a kiddo!? We're baffled, but she's clearly found a spoonful of something magically sweet to have the optimistic attitude and magical flair to make us all fall in love with the best au-pair ever!PRODUCT DETAILSWhat a sleek storybook governess your tyke will be in this Magical Nanny Costume. The peplum-style jacket has a single button at the center of the jacket with ruffled sleeve cuffs as a fancy accent, perfectly matching the interior ruffled shirt with a center button. (How polished!) The pencil skirt has a comfortable elastic waistband while the hat completes the ensemble. The hat has an interior wire edge to keep the shape. (Magical nannies must look refined at all times.)THE AU-PAIR WITH FLAIRUmbrellas are to nannies what brooms are to witches. Well, sort of. At least for magical nannies. Complete your kiddo's Nanny look with an umbrella. They can use it to shield themselves from the rain while seeking that spoon of sugar or as a walking cane for that refined look... heck, we're sure they'll come up with something creative!
Women's On Call Night Nurse Costume
1269616546$69.99
Shock TreatmentIt was a long night at the hospital. First, someone came in with a mysterious case of swollen fingers. Then there were three teenagers that had accidentally superglued each other together. This nurse has been on her feet since lunch. She's been keeping people calm and handing out medication like the pro she is. But here's the thing, she's not wearing the outfit you see displayed above. She's wearing sensible, non-slip shoes and a light blue pair of scrubs. There's no way she can lift bottles of oxygen and push medical carts when wearing skin-tight latex. But sooner or later, our nurse gets to clock out and go home. Then she lets her domineering nurse persona out of the cage! No need for sensible shoes or a clipboard when she's letting her hair down. We'd like to see the doctors try to order this nurse around. Next time you're ready to leave your worries behind, let your shocking nurse character fly free with this night nurse ensemble. Product DetailsThis ensemble makes your nurse character into an epic hero with a fitted wet-look fabric. The cropped halter top has a red collar over the front. The skirt is high waisted with lace-up side panels up the side and a zipper down the back that will give you a remarkable fit. The elbow-length fingerless glove threads up the front and matches the skirt. Top the whole look off with the matching hat and you'll be ready to run your very own ward. What the Doctor orderedWhether you're dressing up solo or pairing up with a dark doctor, this on-call night nurse ensemble will be perfect for any costumed event where want to pull out all the stops. We're not sure we'd want to run into this character when we need a Tetanus shot because she doesn't seem like she'd have a lot of mercy. We can say, though, that slipping on this costume is just what the doctor ordered!
Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume
1235916316$49.99
Dazzling New UniformHave you ever wondered why NASA uniforms are usually white? White seems so ordinary! Shouldn't the coolest job on planet Earth have some kind of flashy outfit... like a brilliant bright pink color?Well, as it turns out, NASA chooses white for their astronaut uniforms because white reflects heat better than other colors. This helps keep the astronaut from getting too hot while working outside of their spacecraft. The white suits are also easier to see in the empty black vacuum of space. So, maybe we won't see real NASA astronauts wearing pink any time soon, but at least your little one can wear a flashy suit when she puts this Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume on!Product DetailsThis child NASA astronaut costume is inspired by the ones worn by real NASA astronauts. Of course, this one takes the liberty of adding an eye-catching pink color. It might not be practical when heading out into outer space, but it does add a splash of color to any costume party. The jumpsuit has an elastic waistband and a zipper in the front, making it easy for any child to change into. The attached belt fastens with a buckle at the waist. The suit has pockets on the legs and sleeves, so your little astronaut can carry a few essentials that they might need when they venture out into space! Finally, the costume comes with a baseball cap that comes in a matching pink color. Once your child is all suited up, she'll be ready for her next space mission!The Great Space ExplorerIf your child dreams of blasting off to outer space, then encourage the dream! Get them this astronaut costume kids and you may even be inspired the next great space explorer of the next generation.
Adult Dr. Shots Costume
1228982768$34.99
Chief Party AttenderWe all know someone who likes to party hard. No matter how many years go by, no matter how many parties they've attended, they are always ready to give it their all. Are you constantly pulling people onto the dance floor? Are you offering to buy drinks for friends? Perhaps that person is you! Whether it's you or another friend, we think that the party animal in your group deserves the honor of wearing this Adult Dr Shots Costume. This doctor will have everyone in a partying mood in no time! Product DetailsDr. Shots would like you to take your medicine, please! This doctor's uniform includes the lab coat, mask, stethoscope, and syringes. The jacket features loops for the syringes, as well as a graphic of The Drunken Hospital. The stethoscope is not real, but it definitely helps with the doctor image! We're not sure how well the syringes would work for shots, but you are certainly welcome to try. Let us know if you tried it! If it doesn't work out, there's always those shot glass-sized Red Solo cups, too. One Dose, Taken OrallyIf the party mood is tired, call in the doctor! We're sure that a bit of medicine will do the trick, for those interested in partaking. Whether you decide to party hard or not, this costume is sure to get a lot of laughs, and maybe a few toasts. After all, where would we be without modern medicine? Let's get this party started!
Women's Boot Camp Babe Costume
1213242018$24.99
SQUATS AND SPARKLES You don't sweat, you glisten, even after a grueling boot camp workout. It's the life you signed up for— rise and shine at 5 am, then it's time to hit the track for a few laps, next the drill sergeant is blowing the whistle and counting your jumping jacks out loud. "1-2-3, c'mon soldier pick up the pace, 4-5-6, faster, Cadet, faster jumping jacks!" Even though you enjoy pushing your body to the limit and you genuinely love your physically-fit physique, you're also not afraid to admit you're a pink-obsessed, makeup-hoarding, fashion-focused girly-girl. Who says you can't do 50 squats after packing on globs of body glitter? Surely, not us! The women's boot camp babe costume is a great choice because it encompasses all aspects of your magnetic personality. It's comfortable and sporty, allowing you to pursue all kinds of athletic endeavors while looking extremely feminine in the process. Next time the drill sergeant counts your jumping jacks aloud, it's highly likely he'll get distracted by the sparkly camouflage shorts. Maybe they'll shine so bright he'll be forced to look away? Either way, you're off-the-hook while clad in prismatic glitter— a total win/win! PRODUCT DETAILSCreated by our sequin-loving Design team, this Made By Us costume is perfect for women with a sporty side who also like to sparkle and shine. The women's boot camp babe costume comes with the top, shorts and hat. The hat and shorts both feature camo-print covered in glistening sequins while the tan t-shirt has "U.S.A." printed in gold-foil lettering. GLITTER AND GRENADESYou're a woman who can appreciate a few good accessories and luckily, this costume lends itself to sporting a few bells and whistle. Speaking of whistles, pick one of those up, a pair of black combat boots, aviator sunglasses and a pistol prop to achieve the complete boot camp babe ensemble. Of course, add copious amounts of body glitter but that goes without saying!
Kids Chef's Costume
1228413951$29.99
Let's Start With The BasicsThat's what you suggested when your kid wanted to start cooking. You thought they could learn to make pancakes or mix their own mac and cheese. But their plans were much fancier. Your child wanted to jump right into deep Italian cooking. They wanted to roll their own pasta. Create concoctions that they called sauce out of crushed tomatoes and half of the spices on the lazy Susan next to your stove. Sure, there have been some mistakes. But mistakes are a great way to learn! And now that your child knows how to tell the difference between cayenne pepper and cinnamon, they will never forget. They might not be ready to roll their own ravioli, but they know how to boil water and peel a carrot and you and your kiddo think that's a pretty great start. Are you ready to take on the rest of your kid's culinary adventure? Encourage them to keep it up with this festive Made By Us Chef costume!Design & DetailsThis classic chef costume was updated with playful details by our in-house design team. For instance, the apron has important cooking tools stitched to look like they're tucked into the front apron while "chef" is stitched onto the chest of the jacket. Classic red and white checked pants match the trim around the collar and cuffs of the jacket while the necktie adds an extra splash of color. Topped off with a tall chef hat, your child will feel like a culinary master, even if they're just making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Taste MakerWhether you're starting an at-home cooking show or simply going trick-or-treating, this chef's costume is a true delight. Who knows what will come of this kind of ensemble! Perhaps your little chef will be inspired to experiment with their Halloween candy. Nerds with Skittles? That's never been done before! Bon appetite, indeed!
Adult Chef Costume
1213248929$49.99
When we were all young, pondering what we wanted to do with our lives when we reached adulthood, we had an endless list of options. We thought of everything and, likely, invented several more. Astronauts and doctors, explorers and inventors, a virtual cornucopia of options! As we actually got older, it became a little harder to make those dreams a reality. Doctors require dozens of years of education, plus several more as a peon resident, and the occupation isn’t nearly as fun as television makes us think. Astronauts rarely actually go into space and spend far more time sitting down doing math. Can you imagine!?In fact, the one thing that we probably didn’t think we’d want to be when we grew up is likely one of the things that we spend a good share of our time doing: cooking. We all need to eat and if you have people bring you food every day, you run out of that shining coin pretty quickly. Perhaps when we were all dreaming of what we wanted to do, we should have looked to the types of food we liked to eat and taken inspiration from that!Well, Halloween is the time for second chances and, now, you can try your hand at four-star restauranteering with this Adult Chef costume. This polyester jacket has a profound mandarin collar, black piping, and gingham cuffs to match the keen-looking pants. With a row of front buttons and a second decorative row, you’ll have a spiffy double-breasted look. And, of course, no chef is complete without the puffy poplin toque hat. Available in toddler and child sizes, you can be one step from your own restaurant and give your kids a taste at a possible future—one that involves free dinner for you!
Infant Prisoner Costume
1269180241$24.99
In the ClinkWhen you meet people in prison, you often learn about their life story and everything that led up to their imprisonment. It is at that point that you find out how long they have been in jail and inevitably go around the room and see who has been in the longest.When they said that there was one prisoner who had been in for their whole life, you couldn’t believe your ears. You had to see this guy. Then one of the guards brought you to the warden’s office, where you saw his little baby dressed in a cute little prisoner’s uniform. You had been in trouble a lot as a kid, but luckily your parents never ratted on you like this guy’s!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Infant Prisoner Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The shirt, pants, and hat are what will make you blend in in any prison. You will look exactly like a criminal mastermind behind bars when you throw on these classic black and white stripes. The comfortable and stable hat complete the look with more of that awesome and stylish prison flair!Barred for LifeIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and casual, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you don’t catch the eye of any people dressed as police when you’re out and about!
Plus Size Vintage Sailor Men's Costume
1213237655$34.99
Are you drawn to the sea? Well, not just any ocean, are you drawn to the idea of the retro ocean voyage? If you secretly harbor a desire to sail the seas dressed like those sailors that you see on those postcards: all white uniform and classic stripes then you might have to use a time machine. Yep, the sands of times are fickle and the tides have definitely turned (all those puns were intended and we'll never be sorry). Now, we're unsure of why the Navy changed their ensembles to the boring jackets and coats they wear now. Sure, they still have the cool sailor caps and white uniforms but they no longer wear stripes and they definitely don't wear ascots anymore. Yep, the seas are full of buttoned-up men who no longer sing sea shanties and are less tattooed than the landlocked general public. We're sure they still do good work, as the world is mostly ocean there is plenty of business to be done on the high seas. But we simply can't imagine any high seas adventure worth experiencing happening when the everyone on ship isn't wearing an ascot. It just seems slightly tragic to take on the Kraken when there's no one on board wearing a striped shirt. Maybe this guy was just singing a sea shanty, maybe he has an anchor tattoo and his bicep, maybe that tattoo is detailed with a scrolling banner that says, "Mom". So, we may have just mixed up our Americana tattoo references but you get the picture. If you want to see more classic sailors out there, you can be the change you see in the world. Yes, there's still a place for high waisted, double button pants on the ocean. Yes, nautical fashion will always call for a hearty striped shirt and a healthy serving of Ascot. Sooner or later they'll invent that time machine to transport you to the golden age a voyaging at sea. In the meantime, try being the change you wish to see in the world.
Adult General Hat
1239146119$43.99
“Oh, a general hat! I can wear it with anything!” No. It’s a general’s hat, not a general-purpose hat. In fact, it’s quite specific. Unless you’re in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one person in the group wears it. It’s eye-catching, distinctive. It raises your height about 5 inches. Nothing general about that. You’ll command salutes and respect in your very own general’s hat. The enlisted personnel and non-commissioned officers will fall right in line. Think how powerful you’ll feel. Take to the seas, and now you’re an admiral! That’s how it works, right?You don’t have to graduate from West Point to rock the large-and-in-charge look with this general’s hat. It’s even designed generically (no pun intended) so you can front for any world power you want, although one that’s really into stars helps. But hey, all the big ones are, right? Whether you’re threatening Mr. Bond, drafting up battle plans, or fondling the big red button, this is the hat for all your command activities!
Adult Pilot Long Sleeve Shirt
1265316055$34.99
GET STRAIGHT TO THE AIRIt used to be a lot easier to get your wings and sail through the sky. But, now, you'll be expected to tackle at least 1,500 hours in the air (not to mention a ton of cash) to get your license to ferry people from place to place in a plane.That's basically two months of flying for 24 hours a day... and we're pretty sure that folks aren't going to let you just hit autopilot while you sneak in a nap. That's not nearly enough time to get your shoulder patches for your next social affair. How will you impress everyone with your pilot smile?DESIGN & DETAILSFortunately, our in-house designers have thousands of hours logged at the drawing board and have crafted this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie to give you a wing up over the rest. This long-sleeved button-up shirt has a pristine collar, dual pockets, and blue and gold accents at the shoulder to mark you as an official pilot. Keep things professional with the navy blue tie and you're ready to fly.A SHORTCUT TO THE SKIESIt takes a long time and tons of cash to earn your pilot wings. While we're not sure it is considered 100% official according to the FAA, you'll at least look the part with this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie set!