“Oh, a general hat! I can wear it with anything!” No. It’s a general’s hat, not a general-purpose hat. In fact, it’s quite specific. Unless you’re in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one person in the group wears it. It’s eye-catching, distinctive. It raises your height about 5 inches. Nothing general about that. You’ll command salutes and respect in your very own general’s hat. The enlisted personnel and non-commissioned officers will fall right in line. Think how powerful you’ll feel. Take to the seas, and now you’re an admiral! That’s how it works, right?You don’t have to graduate from West Point to rock the large-and-in-charge look with this general’s hat. It’s even designed generically (no pun intended) so you can front for any world power you want, although one that’s really into stars helps. But hey, all the big ones are, right? Whether you’re threatening Mr. Bond, drafting up battle plans, or fondling the big red button, this is the hat for all your command activities!
All AboardThese days, everything seems to be about speed. Jets can traverse the entire world in what seems like an instant. The internet can bring you information from the other side of the planet in an instant. Well, we remember a simpler time, when you could traverse the open fields in style! You'd follow the tracks where they take you—to new opportunities and adventures. At least, that was how they did it during the days of the old west, and of course, the friendly conductor would be your guide to the new and wonderful world.Our costume designers have captured the spirit of the train engineer and placed it into this Child Train Engineer Costume. Your child can become the guide to locomotive adventures for you and your family when they wear this exclusive costume.Design & DetailsBased on the classic conductors of the old west, this Train Engineer costume is child-sized outfit designed to turn your little one into the head honcho in charge of the locomotives. The costume comes with a dark blue shirt with stitched pocket outlines and buttons in the front. The included overalls are made of denim and feature a striped design to help your child look ready for conducting! The overalls have pockets in front and along the sides and the shoulder straps fasten with metal buttons. The bright red bandana features a paisley pattern and ties loosely around your child's neck. Finally, the conductor hat features a striped design that matches the overalls for a complete look.Countryside ConductingIf your child loves trains or just wants to head out on a new adventure across the countryside, then this train conductor outfit might just be the costume they need! It's an exclusive costume, so you won't find this outfit anywhere else!
ORANGE IS THE NEW INMATEPrison uniforms have a pretty curious history. At first, they just didn't exist. (Obviously, since everything needs to start somewhere.) They only started up in the 1700s when folks started thinking that the prison atmosphere was just a little too chaotic. Inmates had no schedules at all and rich 'prisoners' could actually just hang at home under a sort of house arrest. Things have definitely changed a lot over the years, though! Whether for punitive or organizational reasons, inmates usually have some kind of uniform, now. You've probably seen several of them if you've watched any films or TV about a prison. From black and white stripes to pink underwear, sheriffs and wardens try just about everything, it seems! But, the "iconic" orange jumpsuit is actually pretty new. In fact, it's usually just for new inmates until they get their regular attire later on. So, an orange jumpsuit escapee would be quite a unique tale! Since it is pretty unlikely that a brand new inmate would already have a plan for escape, who would be expecting someone in an orange jumpsuit to have one!?DESIGN & DETAILSThe movie pretty much writes itself, but we still will need a lead for this clever escape. Take the lead when you slip into this exclusive Orange Inmate costume. This is a two-piece costume including an orange top with a natural waist tie and black print for the Department of Corrections and your rather tongue-in-cheek prison number. The pants have elastic and drawstring waist, and elastic cuffs.A PERFECT ESCAPEWho would have ever thought that the new inmate would figure out how to break out of prison before she even got her actual uniform!? Well, that's about to be the plot of an astounding action scene with this Orange Inmate look!
A tip-top nannyShe's a nanny now! That's right, against all odds, she's landed her dream job. Whoda thunk it!? The job description, after all, read searching for a British nanny with considerable life experience. Of course, your kiddo has neither of those qualities, since she's still a youngin. But, she walked into the interview with the prospective family, and well, she totally nailed it. Way to go!Of course, the next thing to do is to get her a style that will match her new persona. Just because she's not a typical nanny doesn't mean she can't look like one! Suit her up in this Girls Nanny Costume, and she'll have a classic style that's sure to help her excel in her new profession.Product detailsThis lovely costume comes with a skirt, blouse, apron, and hat, all 100% polyester. The blue skirt fits around the waist with an elastic band. The shirt is styled like a classic blouse and includes an attached polka dot bowtie, and the apron secures over the top. Complete the look with the included foam-backed hat, and she'll be ready for nanny fun! You might want to add an umbrella and a pair of classic flats like we have it pictured, too, those items are sold separately.About that wanted ad...So, we're not saying she has to immediately hit Craigslist in search of employment when she gets this costume, but that is something she might want to start thinking about. In the meantime, she can have a blast at playtime as a fun and creative nanny. If there's anything else you need to outfit your girl or any other member of your family, be sure to shop our entire selection of costumes for all your needs. With our wide selection, we've got everything covered!
Wild WorkplaceWhat's your Monday like? Do you have beastly coworkers at the beginning of the week like we do? It's like we start the week with ornery big cats and irritable camels and end it with playful spider monkeys and a couple of chill sloths (no offense, Gail). But if you were a zookeeper, the day of the week wouldn't matter, your coworkers would always be unpredictable. If you're worried about someone stealing your lunch from the refrigerator now, just imagine what would happen if you tried to eat your PB&J around the monkeys. It would be gone in an instant! Dave from accounting never stole your sandwich right from your hands, now, did he? Still, it would be pretty awesome if your Tuesday meeting was with a bunch of wallaby babies instead of the marketing team. And hippo happy hour? Well, that's an invite everyone wants!Design & DetailsYou'll look like you're ready for some fun and fashionable zoo action when you're wearing this Made by Us khaki and animal print jumpsuit. The khaki color makes you look like you're ready to do some heavy lifting while the sparkly animal print keeps you looking wild. The top is belted in the middle, buttons up the front, and has two badges giving you an air of authority. Polished off with an animal print trimmed hat, you'll be ready to take on whatever the zoo's monkey's throw at you!Prudent PrimatesAre you sick of your coworkers acting like animals? Next time they show up late, make too much noise in the office, and steal your lunch, retaliate by showing up in this outfit. Nothing tells people to get civilized like hinting at their animal nature! What's that? That's not professional? Hmm, good point. Still! This is going to make a great Halloween costume even if everyone around you keeps wilding.
Vroooooom! The racers lined up at the Grand Prix rev their engines nervously, eyes on the green flag. It waves - and they're off! The world's best drivers zip around the track's curves, but their talent can't help them against a new racecar. This mysterious driver passes them all with the greatest of ease, pulling off incredible maneuvers to take the lead. He's half a mile ahead of the pack by the time the checkered flag declares him the victor. The crowd gasps when he pulls off his helmet - it's a kid! Design & Details Be the fastest kid around in your exclusive Race Car Driver Helmet for Kids! The blue and white helmet is aerodynamic for maximum coolness and the tinted visor opens and closes so that your fans can see your face while they're screaming your name. It makes the perfect finishing touch for a racer costume or just a fun accessory for imaginative play. Your kiddo is going to feel like you won the Daytona and the Indy 500 at the same time when they wear this awesome helmet!
Is your kiddo ready to bring a little magic to this year's Halloween festivities? He’ll look just like a pro once you grab him this Toddler Magic Magician Costume. Before you know it he’ll have all your friends and neighbors saying “oooh” and “ahhh”.If you want to give your little one the best Halloween ever, we might have a little something up our sleeves to help you pull it off! This costume comes with everything your youngster will need to steal the show. The adorable little jacket and cummerbund combo will make him look like the classiest guy at any affair. Then once you add the awesome cape as well as the extra tall top hat, he’ll look ready to take the stage and amaze everyone! If your little one already has a white button-up and a pair of black slacks, simply decorate that outfit with the rest of this costume. Also, you can bring his magic game to the next level with a handful of magical accessories. Take a look through our magician-themed props and find him the perfect magic wand to wave about during his tricks, and don’t forget a snazzy pair of white gloves to help with his slight-of-hand!We know your kiddo has what it takes to join the ranks of Houdini and Copperfield. He just needs the right look. Make your kiddo’s Halloween absolutely magical when you grab him this Toddler Magic Magician Costume! Maybe, if you’re lucky, one day your youngster will ask you to join him on stage as his trusty assistant.
Time for a JailbreakThis joint is boring. All you did was steal several million dollars worth of flawless diamonds, so why do you have to be here anyway? It's a good thing you're ready to put your genius escape plan into motion! All you need is a silent jackhammer, scuba gear...and a handsaw to get this weight off of your leg.Product DetailsYou did it! You're free - except for this exclusive Ball and Chain Ankle Accessory! The lightweight plastic costume prop is painted to look like weathered metal. It consists of a round ball "weight" that's connected to a circular ankle cuff by a plastic linked chain. It's easy to slide on and remove from your ankle - unlike the real deal! Bump in the Night Plotting a major prison break or planning to be a guilty ghost this Halloween? Your ball and chain is an essential accessory! Remember to avoid anyone who is dressed as an officer or a ghost hunter. They'll never catch you!
Remember being nothing but a young little squirt, sitting inside a giant box, pretending it was your space ship? Did you ever pretend that the family car was a space shuttle, taking you to the outer reaches of the solar system. Did you ever moonwalk in your backyard? Perhaps you even liked to watch the clock at the end of school to make the final “launch countdown”.Yeah, childhood dreams are great, but very few people are actually able to turn their childhood dreams into a reality. Either you find out how difficult it actually is to become an astronaut, or you end up taking an office job to pay those bills. We believe in living out those dreams though, even if you just do it by wearing a costume and you start referring to everyone at the party as “Houston”. We just so happen to have the perfect costume for this.This Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume for adults helps you feel like a true space man. It comes with a full jumpsuit with plenty of great details to give you an authentic look. The front of the jumpsuit has various patches, including a NASA patch, a space shuttle and more. The shoulder has an American flag patch. It zips up in front and features pockets on the chest and along the thighs. Once you have it on, it won’t matter that you never made it through astronaut training, since you’ll look official enough to sneak a ride on the next launch!
It Wasn't the ButlerThe dinner party was an event that couldn't be missed! Hosted in the legendary mansion on top of Hollow Hill, the party would be an exclusive event with only the most sophisticated in the area invited. Once everyone was gathered around the dinner table toasting their mysterious host, all the lights went out! As soon as the chandelier sputtered back to life, it became clear that the party wouldn't be the sophisticated gala everyone thought it would be. Their host was now face down in the soup! With the doors barred and the guests on high alert, it was time to figure out who had done such a dastardly deed. Was it the quiet actress, hiding behind a curtain of red hair? Or the stately military officer, trying to take control of the room. Well, everyone knows the butler is always the one behind the violence. Unless that is, that gorgeous maid in the corner is hiding something...Costume Details & DesignThis sexy, modern take on the classic French maid costume will take any event by surprise! The two-piece ensemble was designed by our in-house creative team to ensure a flattering and unique cut. The high-waisted shorts have sassy ruffled eyelet trim and an eyelet-trimmed apron. The top has ruffled straps with a unique wrap design that extends around the back. The look is topped off with a headband maid cap to complete this trendy twist to this classic costume!Maid for ThisSome people take to the classic sexy maid character with ease! If you want a little help getting into character, be sure and top this costume off with a sassy feather duster and the right tights or thigh-high stockings. Whether you're dressing up for Halloween or a Murder Mystery party, this costume is sure to make a clean sweep at any event!
Remember when you were a kid and trying to cipher out what you wanted to be when you grew up? If you were like most of us, you thought about a wide range of options, no doubt including astronaut, police officer, doctor, veterinarian, and a number of other big-world occupations. But, you likely also thought of several more common place ones. You might have imagined being an athlete or a teacher, a sailor or following in the footsteps of some family and joining the military. All profound occupation choices, indeed. But, we’ve noticed a bit of an unexpected shift in some of the kids of this current era.There is a hunger for success that is forming in our tykes much earlier than we usually expect. They aren’t satisfied with any of those careers anymore Astronaut!? Never! They want to be the lead engineer on the space station. Police officer? Heck, no! It’s commissioner or nothing! Dreams of teaching are gone to the wayside, replaced by principals and deans. So, it shouldn’t have come as too much of a surprise when we discovered that the tykes had little interest in military service unless they were the ones in the command seats.But, we’re hardly the types to squash dreams! So, when your kiddo is ready to ensure the safety of the seas, you can be sure that we’re in good hands with the youngest kidlet to hold one of the highest offices with this Kid’s Navy Admiral costume. This double breasted black jacket fastens with rear Hook and Loop fastener and has metallic gold accents along the sleeve, flight wings, and battle ribbons on the left breast. Elastic keeps the pants fitting well while the contrasting black and white necktie and official peaked cap keep your tyke looking formal and professional for heir duties to the country.
Your kid’s not even out of elementary school yet, but you already know they’re destined to become the most heroic firefighter that the world has ever known. They talk about it all the time. But there’s just one thing standing in your little lifesaver’s way: typically, a firefighter’s career track includes being a grownup… typically. But then again, you’re not raising any typical hero.This Halloween, let them skip over that whole bothersome “growing up” thing and be a hero for real with the Child Black Fireman Costume! Of course, the true firefighters call it “turnout gear,” but your future fireman can probably already tell you that. This isn’t just make-believe! Patterned on the real thing, this slick set of coveralls features reflective neon strips that assure the little chief will be seen and highly visible while he’s sliding down poles, blazing down the street atop roaring fire engines, and, of course, saving lives. And yes, your kid will be the chief, because the suit comes with a helmet that has the coveted “fire chief” emblem right where everyone can see it!We’re not gonna lie: Halloween is sure to be a busy night when you’re escorting the kid wearing this firefighting suit. Because heroism is demanding work! But whether he's racing to the newest fire, responding to a fender-bender, or just rescuing a kitten out of a tree, your hero will do it in style with the Child Black Fireman Costume. Whether you can keep up with them is the real question!
Born to Be WildIt can be easy to forget that your little schnookums has a wild side. When you wake up every morning to them snuggling in your bed, and they refuse to go potty when it's sprinkling outside. But every pet, no matter how sweet, has a wild heart, deep down inside. Maybe they wouldn't make it long in the jungle, but your dog can be wild in a whole new way. We might even say, a cooler way. They'll be the leader of the pack when you hook them up with this faux leather jacket. Now all you need to do is teach your pooch the command, "Cheese it!".Costume DetailsYour dog will look like a hard-boiled biker when you put them in this hilarious faux leather jacket. Wrapping around the belly and neck, any dog that wears a sweater in winter will feel comfortable in this look. Maybe even more than comfortable... confident! The jacket is decorated in rivets and spikes like you might find on the jacket of a human biker. Perfect for your sidecar companion or for a costume party, this biker jacket is sure to make a "ruff" impression!Rebel with all the PawsIf your pooch is ready for his rebellious phase, this jacket will make any rule-breaking look cooler than ever. Now, your dog isn't just digging in the garbage for fun. Nope, it's a demonstration of teenage rebellion!Complete this look with a classic weathered bandana and your pooch will be revving his engine to show the world this new, cool, wild look!
A Sticky SituationErnie should have known that he wouldn't get away with his shenanigans. His secret pancake house had been serving illegal syrup soaked stacks for years. And during those years he hadn't even once paid taxes. Nor had he applied for a business license. And most importantly, he hadn't had a health inspection. That's right. His syrup bottles had never gotten a good scrubbing and the temperature of his refrigerator was always five degrees too high. It was about time this bad, brooding breakfast mogul was taken down. That's where you come in! Protect carbo-loading customers from future sticky mistakes in an outfit that lets everyone know you're there to make sure the public stays safe while you take the bad guy to go. Details & DesignJust because you're law enforcement doesn't mean you can't have fun with your look! Actually, if you were a real S.W.A.T. team member, your captain would probably have a few choice words if you showed up in this. But you're probably not so in the meantime, have fun with this Made by Us S.W.A.T. costume. The featured top has a sleek mesh mid-drift and sleeves. The bandeau in the middle has a wet faux leather look the matches the included lace-up shorts. Top the look off with your tough-looking hat and you'll be ready to team up and stop any baddies in their tracks!Extra Special OpsMaybe you don't actually know the special tactics that put the "special" in Special Weapons and Tactics. That's alright, all you need to do is look the part! Finish this off with tough combat boots, a holster, and a whole selection of ways to personalize your look from our police accessory collection. You could recruit some friends to create your very own special unity with the rest of our S.W.A.T costumes in all sorts of styles and sizes. And black market breakfast joints out there had better watch their backs!
A Sense of BlueDo you want to serve your community? Do you have a strong sense of duty? Do you look absolutely amazing in navy blue? Well then, you might just have what it takes to join the force. Of course, you'll have to do plenty of training if you want to be a disciplined office, but first thing's first. You're going to need a stylish uniform and we have just the outfit for you! It'll have you ready to play the role in no time.Design & DetailsThis women's Police Officer Costume is one of our Made by Us designs, which means our costume designers took great care to create a cute and comfortable outfit that's made to last. It starts with a navy blue button-up shirt that has police patches on the sleeves, a collared neck, and a pair of pockets in front. The matching shorts have an elastic band in the waist and will help you keep cool when you're patrolling in warm weather. The belt is made out of faux leather material and has an adjustable buckle in front. The included necktie is navy blue and fits with an elastic band (no tying required). The hat has a faux leather brim. The whole costume comes together with the included plastic badges, which can be pinned to the hat and the shirt.
Hey you, quick! There's a thespian with a broken leg in back. To your right, a gentleman who, before passing out, mumbled something about getting hit with an arrow. Where are your tools? Where are your scrubs?!Oh, sorry. We thought a nurse's job was to help mend hearts, not to break them, but maybe we were misinformed. Regardless, you better be prepared for a night at the ER in this costume, because you’ll be stopping them, well-meaning or not, left and right! Team up with a doctor friend and start a practice by the bar. You'll have the whole party lining up for a round of flu shots—as long as it means a minute with you two!This sassy costume single-handedly allows students of nursing to bypass the books and get right to the fun stuff: bedside care and comfort. Accessorizing appropriately is key here. Choose carefully and—depending on your intentions, of course—you’ll be ready to give everyone the proper treatment. A stethoscope will send a message of care, whereas an oversized syringe might imply a more sinister nursing style, especially with some well-placed fake blood and dark makeup! Snag a pair of white gloves and some fishnets or white stockings to complete this spunky costume. With all your tools in line, you’ll be ready to give everyone—or maybe a special someone—the most hospitable Halloween experience they ever could've imagined!
The Biggest Discovery of Our Time Once upon a time, mighty dinosaurs roamed the earth. Then something happened (probably a huge meteor bigger than a thousand fireworks), and they all died, turning the world into the biggest treasure hunt of all time. The best people to uncover the mysteries lying beneath the ground are super smart scientists who will stop at nothing to unearth a marvelous new discovery. Product DetailsBe an expert in your field when you wear your exclusive Paleontologist Costume for Kids! The outfit includes a khaki-colored, short sleeved shirt made of poly woven material. It buttons down the front and has functional flap pockets on the chest, along with a patch that reads "Paleontologist."The matching poly woven shorts have elastic in the back of the waistband to ensure a comfortable fit, as well as belt loops for the matching belt and functional pockets for carrying your specimens. The foam-backed hat has wire hidden in its brim and a brown ribbon around the crown. It's Called the GigantohumongosaurusThe best thing about discovering a new species is that you get to name it! You could choose to name the awesome and ancient set of bones after yourself, or you could give it a funny name, like the Chicken Nuggetosaur. Then it would be in museums for the whole world to see and admire. You'd be as famous as the dinosaur too, which means that you would get to go to science fairs and exhibits and stay up way past your bedtime. It's no wonder that being a scientist is such a cool job.
The Brave and the BoldThe real heroes of the world, don't wear capes. They're everyday, normal people who step up to the task at hand. They're folks who decide to give themselves to a greater cause. They're police officers, who keep the streets free of crime. They're the firefighters, who put themselves in dangerous situations to rescue citizens from harm. They're the soldiers who enlist to protect their country. They're those who decide to embrace their inner bravery! Deep down, all of sort want to be that kind of everyday hero. Well, with this Made by Us Soldier Costume, you get to feel like one of the brave men and women who put on the uniform every day!Design & DetailsOur expert costume designers wanted to create a costume that truly captures the look of the soldiers that serve this country day in and day out. This adult military-style costume brings you an authentic look, based on modern combat garb. It comes with a simple jumpsuit that fits with fastener strips in front. The exterior of the suit features a digital camouflage, jungle print. It even has functional cargo pockets on the sleeves and pant legs. The sleeve has an embroidered American flag patch on the sleeve to help show off your patriotic attitude. Finally, the cadet-style cap tops the whole look off... quite literally! It has foam backing and a stiffened bill. When you put it on, you'll look ready to serve!Graduate from Boot CampYou can feel like a soldier when you wear this exclusive Made by Us costume. It comes with everything you need to craft your military look. Just add your best pair of boots to it and a few of our military-themed accessories and you'll look like you just graduated from boot camp.
In CommandSWAT Teams always look so cool on television shows. They always know exactly what to do, even in the most stressful situations. And those outfits? Forget about it! They look like they could handle any dangerous situation. Of course, it's pretty tough to become a real member of the SWAT Team, but we got you covered. With this Women's SWAT Costume, you can get that cool and confident look for any costume party.Design & DetailsYou'll be able to move in style when you're rocking this sleek Made by Us look! Our design team put together this look with plenty of intricate details to make sure you feel like real, deal law enforcement. The navy blue tactical turtleneck that can cover your face. The shirt is layered under a mesh vest that can buckle up. Belted pouches are layered over black pants with faux leather knee patches. With a leg holster and SWAT hat, you'll look ready for action!SWAT Can't Be TaughtSome attitudes can be learned but sometimes you just have to be born with it! If you have the SWAT attitude, you can flaunt it in this ensemble. If you really want to make the look yours you can finish it off with any of our Police accessories. Going out on Halloween night? Take full advantage of any strobe lights on the dancefloor to use tactical poses to make your look more epic than ever. And if you want to bring together your own SWAT team, you're covered. We've got costumes for every size for both men and women so you'll always have back up on Halloween night!
The Eagle Has Landed Security guards are clearly some of the coolest agents ever. They get to wear awesome gear and guard really interesting stuff, like celebrities, world leaders, gated airstrips and vaults full of diamonds (ok, they also guard regular buildings too). If you're dressing as one for Halloween or another costume party, you might as well make up an incredible backstory involving a member of a royal family who needs your protection and a full knowledge of martial arts. Why not? Product DetailsWhen you're wearing your exclusive Security Guard Costume, your only job is looking awesome! The unisex costume includes a black jacket made of polyester windbreaker fabric that zips up the front and is printed on the front and back with the word "SECURITY" written in block letters. The matching baseball-style hat is embroidered with the word "SECURITY" and features a size-adjustment band at the back. For extra authenticity, place the plastic earpiece prop in one ear and clip its coiled plastic tubing to your jacket collar. Operation Successful There are two modes of operation that you can use while attending a party dressed in this standout costume. One is to have an amazing time laughing with your friends, eating all the appetizers, cutting loose on the dance floor, and being the last person to leave (after all, you can't go until you've made sure that everyone else departed safely). The other mode still involves having an amazing time. But when you're ready to leave, act like you're listening to your earpiece, say something random that sounds like code, and rush out of the room. No one will question your exit.
Ah, to be young and in school again. All that precious class time to spend learning important life lessons and sleeping, young love (well, not experiencing it per se, but seeing it happen from inside of the locker a bully just stuffed us in), and school lunches. Some days they were made with actual recognizable ingredients! We’d give anything to go back, even for just a day. We’d go back to our 10th grade science fair so we wouldn’t make our bleach and ammonia model volcano mistake again.The school uniform was a bummer though. We remember our poor mom who had to iron all the knife pleats in our skirt every morning, and polish our shoes until they looked like mirrors. And the nuns who’d hold a ruler up to our leg to make sure we weren’t wearing our skirt too short. Well, if only they could see our sexy school girl costume now, they’d have just given up on us when they had the chance!And forget acute angles -- you’ll be a cute angel in this four piece throwback to your glory days in high school! With a pair of stockings, a pair of patent black leather shoes, and a yardstick you’ll be ready for recess in no time. You're whole ensemble will definitely earn you an A+ in all of your classes.
Extra! Extra!Read all about it! HalloweenCostumes.com has an exclusive old-timey paperboy bag that is sure to delight! Back in the day, things were just simpler. No computers in your jeans pocket. No self-driving cars. No food delivery apps that bring burritos to your front door. Okay, well, we don’t mind that last one, actually. But in general, times were simpler when you could step outside and hear Skip from Elm Street shouting “Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” Let's go back to those times, eh?Design & DetailsIn an effort to bring the essence of these simpler times to our hectic modernity, we’d like to introduce you to our exclusive Striking Paperboy Bag. The printed graphics evoke the old days of media before top ten lists were a thing. The best part about it: it’s one of our Made By Us items, crafted with care by our in-house designers. That’s a lead you won’t lose sleep over. So you can worry less about stitch count on the bag and more about which corner you want to stake out to maximize those sales. Get out there and seize the day with the rest of your paperboy friends and this handy bag!
We know you've got lots of important stuff to do. There's vitals for the guy down the hall. You have to get medication for the brand new patient. That old coot in 302 sent back his jello again. And then there's a doctor that's giving you lip (which isn't anything new... unfortunately. But you've got this. This is your dream job after all and you landed it. You're a nurse. That's practically a super power in today's world. You get to save people and make people feel better, plus you get paid for it! Of course, you personally may not actually be a nurse everyday. You may just appreciate all the hard work and effort that these nurses do for the populace at large. Because let's face it, the entire population has the ability to do some pretty dangerous things and get seriouslu hurt as a result. Well on occasion they do some pretty dumb stuff, and we need as many skilled people as possible to patch them up. Enter the nurses of the world! So if you're feeling like you want to be part of this elite group, consider this sexy nurse costume. It comes with the little head piece and stethoscope (purely decorative, don't diagnose anyone with this). We know, it's not necessarily sanitary, and it wouldn't meet any dress codes in any hospitals anywhere, but hey. You'll feel confident when you pass out ice packs to daredevils who were trying to show off for cool ladies such as yourself.Warning: does not come with actual license to practice nursing.
Fortune seeking on the seaWhaling, it's not a thing many people do anymore. But back in the day, when whale blubber was how the world got its lamplight, it was a popular profession for many sailors. This profession set the turbulent setting of Moby Dick and no wonder, it was a tough and dangerous job. There are still reality shows about fishing on the high seas but imagine trying to catch the largest animal on earth with nothing but harpoons from the flimsy surface of a wooden ship. Now, don't get us wrong. We're always rooting for the whales. But when it came to life on a whaling ship, you had to feel for the sailors that were just trying to get by. Product DetailsThis Harpoon is designed by our house designers. With the tip and the staff, it measures to be approximately sixty inches tall. It slides together in two pieces, making it easy to store when you're not using it. The tip has a mottled brass colored tip and a matching handgrip below. Hints of the bronze show throughout the staff. The bottom is rounded, making it a bit safer for your fellow sailors when you're hunting your prey. Ready to set sailSo, whether you're dressing as the hero of Moby Dick or just a poor fisherman, this harpoon will be the crowning piece to your ensemble. It's going to be a long journey and it might be a long time before you catch the big one so make sure to pack a little hardtack!
Are you our mummy?Sorry. There was this gas scare earlier and the only thing we could find was these Smoke Masks in Black. The lenses are a bit fogged up so we couldn't exactly tell it was you when you approached. Turns out these aren't actual functioning gas masks, which is just as well because the 'gas scare' was just someone playing a prank with aerosol in the break room.Regardless, some costumes need a good gas mask like this Smoke Mask in Black. No, it doesn't work as a gas mask, seeing as it's molded latex with clear plastic lenses for the eyes, but that doesn't really matter for costumes. You'll be going for the look after all. So whether you're dealing with zombies, alien possession, or some hazardous war, you'll at least look equipped. Now, for real, have you seen our mom? She was supposed to come visit today...
This Won't Hurt a BitMedical insurance got you down? Come on over to the Horrorville Clinic, where the resident surgeon will be happy to operate on you, free of charge! All you need to do is sign a paper saying that you're ok with any accidental organ harvesting and chopped-off limbs. In return, you'll get cut open with no cost to you. Why, you ask? Well, this doctor is what you might call an artist of amputation. There's nothing she likes more than a little (or a lot) of blood. Product DetailsFrighten everyone away from getting their yearly physical when you wear this unisex Child Deadly Doctor Costume! A comfy black scrub shirt has jagged short sleeves, neckline, and hemline. It has printed bloody handprints and spatter from the most recent victim - err, patient. The matching pants also have printed bloody stains and come with jagged hems. Add the blood-speckled mask and cap, grab your favorite buzz saw, and head into the operating room! Scarier Than NeedlesNo one really likes to get a shot, but we'd probably all rather get double doses of the flu vaccine rather than undergo a surgery done by this crazed-looking surgeon! Based on the state of her scrubs, her patients aren't always alive after their surgeries to complain about their lack of anesthesia. Gross out your friends with a uniquely scary costume this year! If you're lucky, they'll give you any gummy intestines they get while trick-or-treating.
Officer UpBeing a cop is hard work. You have to pull people over all the time, write tickets, and maybe work late hours. It's all in a day's work when you have sworn to protect and serve. Still, we think those police officers get a bad rap. They do all kinds of good work, like community service, and helping the elderly across the street, so give them a break.Show your love for law enforcement of all kinds and check out this Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women. It is a great way to look and feel official this Halloween season!FUN DetailsWho doesn't love an officer in uniform? If you feel frisky and ready to frisk, we know you'll pop a cuff for this Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women.You will love the authority this police officer corset demands as you hit the street for perps or simply just a great Halloween Party. Ensure the host knows you are coming, so everyone doesn't run out of the back of the house. Make sure you call in a code fun this Halloween and check out our Plus Size 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume for Women.
There aren’t many occupations where wearing a uniform of the brightest white is recommendable. Even in relatively low-impact office jobs, there’s plenty of potential for dirtying up your work clothes. Ask any office jockey who’s sloshed some coffee during the morning commute and then spent the day awkwardly trying to cover up the brown splotches on a pale blue shirt. When it comes to jobs involving a lot of manual labor, the stakes are raised even higher. It’s a messy world out there, and keeping your clothes from reflecting that is a tall order.That makes it all the more remarkable that the classic sailor suit is such a spotless ensemble. Maintaining the ins and outs of a seagoing vessel is far from the world’s tidiest task, especially if guzzling spinach straight out of the can is as regular a sailor’s practice as the cartoons would have us believe. On the other hand, keeping a white suit clean is an excellent exercise in self-discipline, and when you’re far away at sea and you’ve left the nearest laundromat hundreds of miles behind, there’s something to be said for an outfit that can be cleaned with an ample helping of bleach.Fortunately, you probably won’t be wearing this sailor costume while tying shank knots out on the bounding main. That takes off some of the pressure and lets you enjoy looking sharp as a tack in this polyester poplin ensemble. The long-sleeved pullover shirt features navy blue ribbon at the collar and sleeves, a sewn-in necktie, and the all-important sailor’s cap, which just begs to be worn at a jaunty angle. If only it was this easy to look so clean and tidy around the office.
Are you looking to turn your kid into the toughest mercenary in the neighborhood? Do you want to send your child on important missions to take down bad guys? You’re going to need toput him through some intensive training then! He’s going to have to do his push-ups, work on his jumping jacks and he’d better eat ALL of his vegetables. After all, you can’t grow up to be big and strong if he doesn’t eat all of his veggies. And, of course, your young one is going to need one killer outfit if he really wants to transform into a commando! That’s where this exclusive child military costume comes into play.Our completely exclusive child Skull Military Man costume comes straight from the minds of our costume designers. They worked day and night to craft a costume that will help your kid look his toughest when he heads out on intense missions in the neighborhood. The great costume comes with plenty of detailed items to help complete your kid’s military look. The black vest has buckles and resembles real military combat armor and a set of camouflage pants that will help give your kid that army feel. The costume even comes with a hood and skull mask, which should intimidate any enemy he encounters during his mission.Make sure to check out our full list of army accessories, since your child will definitely need some of our toy gun and toy military accessories if he plans on succeeding during his mission.
Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting) That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!
Ideal Job A judge's profession requires a lot of hard work, long hours, and grueling study to earn, but once you're there, it sounds pretty amazing. Everyone has to stand when you enter the room, for one thing. Also, you get a little hammer that you can pound on your desk when you want everyone else to stop talking. It's too bad that other professions can't do that as well.Product DetailsLay down the law with this exclusive Judge Gavel Prop Accessory! Made of molded plastic, the toy gavel is approximately ten inches long. It's painted to look like dark wood and its middle is embellished with a ring of brass-tone tape. Order in the Court If you've chosen to dress as a judge for your next costume event, you'd better decide in advance what sort of judge you're going to be. Are you calm and collected no matter how heated the proceeedings get? Do you only take high-profile celebrity cases? Are you the kind of judge who can be magesterial in court and still slay on the dance floor? These are all important decisions, much like a jury's deliberation.
The Rule FollowerYour kid has always been a rule follower. Even as a teeny tiny infant, you would cradle them and whisper in their ear, “Now you drift off to dreamland and sleep peacefully through the night,” and they would do it. Every single night.Any kid’s life is full of mandates: Do your homework right after school. Check! Watch your little brother on the swings. Check! Look both ways before crossing the street. Check! Share your Halloween costume with your parents. Check! Every task you’ve handed your little one, they've performed with flying colors; every piece of guidance you’ve gifted then, they have followed. Besides giving yourself a parenting medal (which you’ve obviously earned), you may want to pick up this Kids Police Costume for your little one. They can become one of your city's bravest icons in this realistic cop costume, and she’ll love getting to pass on her passion for following all of the rules!Product DetailsThis pants and shirt combo comes with all the bells and whistles you’d expect, including a patch that says “Police” emblazoned on the front. The badge and plastic handcuffs are included, but your child may want to add realistic accessories such as aviator sunglasses, a police whistle, or a baton to get herself fully prepared to walk her beat. Just make sure your kid knows it’s not against the rules to get a little muddy in this costume--playing police can be a dirty business!
Almost CrimesWe have to admit: we know you’re on the right side of the law and all, but the authenticity of this good-looking costume is almost criminal!But then, you’ve always been someone who appreciates doing things by the book, so it’s no huge surprise to us that you do up Halloween right. You’re the guy who takes his car to the dealer when it needs a repair; you’re the guy who actually changes the filter on the water pitcher the day it turns red; you’re the guy who claims 100% of his cash tips to the IRS. Hey, we’re not causing trouble; we applaud your stand-up citizenry. We wish there were more of you out there.Product DetailsPatrol the party in this police officer uniform and the masses will abide by whatever rules you set. This deluxe costume comes with everything you need to look like the authentic article, from the uniform blues to the badge to the tie and police cap. All you’ll need to finish it off is a cop belt with all the tools of the trade, so the next bad guy who shows up dressed as “the guy who doesn’t wear costumes” can be cuffed and read his rights.
Halloween EssentialGet ready to take the Halloween party by storm with our Women's Essential Worker Costume! For years, nurse costumes have been an essential part of Halloween festivities, embodying a sense of care, confidence, and undeniable allure. Designed with a mature and fun tone, this costume is perfect for adult shoppers seeking an empowering and sexy twist on a classic theme.Product DetailsCrafted with attention to detail and quality, this Women's Essential Worker Costume ensures you'll stand out from the crowd. The costume features a sleeveless stretch knit bodysuit, exuding a sleek and form-fitting silhouette. With a center-front zipper, slipping into character has never been easier. The matching knit mesh bike shorts, with an elastic waistband, provide both comfort and flexibility, allowing you to move confidently through the Halloween festivities.To add an extra touch of authority, the costume includes a faux patent leather jacket featuring a printed Caduceus on the right front panel. This iconic symbol represents healing and medicine, marking you the epitome of a strong, compassionate essential worker. The jacket's glossy finish and unique fit will leave you feeling like a hero, ready to save the night.Completing the ensemble is an elastic headband with an attached circle of glittery faux leather, mimicking a doctor's mirror. This charming accessory adds a playful touch to the costume, while ensuring you look committed to the character. But what's a nurse costume without a stethoscope? Double-down on your dedication to the role with the included plastic and metal stethoscope slung over your shoulders!Work Hard, Play HarderWhether looking for a fiercer version of a classic costume for a Halloween gathering, or exploring daring costume play, this Women's Essential Worker Costume is a must-have! Radiate confidence, embrace your inner hero, and get ready to make dominant Halloween memories with this unique and stunning sexy nurse costume!
Look, in this land, we have laws. And your kid can’t just toddle around here, looking as cute as he does, without it being a crime! Our laws are what hold our society together, and if we just allowed every super cute baby to just go around, waving and winking all innocent bystanders, fellow diners, and innocent park dwellers, then we would fall into total chaos! Frankly, your baby’s a disruption, and those chubby cheeks are slobbering all over the fabric of this great nation!So here’s what we’re gonna do…we’re gonna lock that baby up and throw away the key! That’s right, that baby’s been booked…and they can just go right into the (Play) Pen with the rest of the other angel faces. Maybe then those adorable cherub troublemakers will learn their lesson and figure out that, in this country, looking like a cutie patootie has consequences!And while they're in the clink, they're gonna need this Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume! This black and white satiny jumpsuit has Hook and Loop fastener at the back and snaps inside the legs, making it comfy to put on and take off. The attached mesh sleeves feature hilarious tattoos, which will show all the other babies in the Play Pen yard that your little buddy isn't to be messed with! The attached skid resistant booties have sol grips, which will come in handy when your baby is running from the guards after a killer game of Peek-a-Boo. The costume even includes a stretchy striped convict cap, which your baby will need while they're out for long walks with the stroller chain gag. Cheer up, parent! Maybe your baby will get time off for good behavior (but with those cheeks? Wouldn't count on it!).
Fire AwayThe world would be a better place if we could all wear ponchos to our jobs. If our teachers, store clerks, military members, plumbers, and presidents could all wear ponchos, they’d all be a lot happier. It’s not just the insane comfort of having a blanket draped over your shoulders all day, its also the knowledge that the rain can’t do anything to you anymore. Whatever may fall from the sky, you are safe under your warm, comfy cloth.The stress of having to pick your outfit each day can drive some people mad, and the time that you would save deciding which tie goes with which suit adds up to a surprisingly high number. Besides, think of the compliments you would get when you show up to a fire looking snazzy and cute, instead of all decked out in bulky protective gear. That impression alone is worth it!Sure-Fire SuccessWhile this firefighter garb is not rated for service in an actual fire, you will certainly feel the heat when you wrap it around your shoulders. It is cozy and warm, complete with the high-vis reflective fabric and official fire department patch that you expect to see on an official uniform. In addition, it sports the words “fire dept” on the back in block letters, so if anyone doubts that you are on the force, you can show them that to prove it.Fiery FreshWhen you wear this Women’s Firefighter Poncho, you are upholding the proud tradition of firefighters everywhere to look great. You will rock the high-vis in style and be sure to be comfortable and cool all night long!
PRACTICE THOSE SKILLSThe inmate show is going to be broadcast all over the world, so you better get those hip-shaking moves and dulcet tunes working for you! How else are you going to launch your career in the music industry!? There are a few things that you need to keep in mind, though. Remember what got you into trouble in the first place. Keep that temper in check because it could make things much more dramatic and troublesome for you down the road.Though, there are many different kinds of jailbirds. Perhaps rather than following some kind of Jailbird Boogie, you can focus on some other unique skills as you're finishing up your rehabilitation. Perhaps you can form a trio of satiric runaways that just keep getting into and out of more trouble. Maybe you're breaking into a prison to find a secret treasure or enact a dangerous plan. Gotta look the part no matter what you're doing, though! DESIGN & DETAILSMake sure you fit into the scene (or stand out if you're on the run) with this exclusive Jailbird Costume. Our jailhouse designers personally feel that the cartoon classic look of the black and white stripes are the way to go, so they've put together this high-quality look for all your adventures. The shirt and pants fit the color scheme and are made of comfortable jersey fabric. The shirt has prison number patches sewn on the chest and back and you'll also have a pillbox hat for the true crime look. Pick up a ball and chain or manacles to really sell the old-timey look. PLAN YOUR ESCAPEHalf the fun of the old-time prison films is just figuring out how to escape the place... (or, occasionally, how to break into it). Craft your own tale and have the night of your life with this Jailbird Costume. Who knows, you might come up with the next best movie idea!
It's Wild Out ThereWe get it. Some days, your life feels like you're running a menagerie. Maybe you're juggling a crazy amount of coursework and you're beginning to wonder if why you think of chimpanzees and orangutans every time you see your group project partners. Or, perhaps you're busy balancing work and home life and you think that life would be easier if you had a dart gun (with sedatives! Nonviolence, people, nonviolence.) Well, guess what? The cool thing is that you're totally in control, and you're crushing it in all areas of life! You keep all the plates in the air even on the hard days and you own your stuff like a boss - or like a master zookeeper! Product DetailsTiger wrangling and elephant feeding time is peanuts to you when you wear this exclusive Plus Size Zookeeper Women's Costume! The khaki jumpsuit is practical for checking the exotic birds' aviary but also so, so flattering. With a cute belt and flirty animal-print detail on the cuffs and collar and a matching safari hat, you'll be the sassiest zookeeper in history. Add a few sweet stuffed animals for extra authenticity. Mad RespectOne of the best things about dressing as a zookeeper is the ability to command awe. Few people can handle dealing with wild animals on a daily basis, and how you accessorize the outfit can really paint the picture! Bring along a stuffed hyena, an owl, a rhinoceros - heck, even a Great White shark! Nothing's too big for you to handle.
We want you! We want you as a new recruit! All aboard! And don’t hold up the line - keep moving, quickly now!Okay men, hit the decks! Grab the mop and bucket! I don't want any spot on deck left unmopped! Do you have a problem with that? No? Good! Get ready for a real sea adventure. Just keep my deck clean! We know your teen is in need of a little discipline and hard work, and what better place to learn a bit of both than on the high seas? We think that the high seas are just what your teen needs to get a much-needed dose of reality.Can’t quite bear shipping your teen off just yet? Then this teen sailor costume will be a great replacement. Make them feel like they are preparing for their maiden voyage with this sailor costume. The 100% polyester poplin fabric costume is comfortable and breathable so they can wear it all night long on Halloween or for a play. The long-sleeved pullover shirt has navy blue ribbon stripes on the collar and cuffs for an authentic look. The sewn-in navy neck tie provides added detail without the hassle. The included matching pants have an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit and the hat has a padded brim so they’ll be ready to push off shore any time! Add a pair of shiny black shoes to top off this sea-worthy look.
Imagine what life would be like if you could use a judge's gavel for any situation—if your word and the gavel's bang against wood was the supreme law of the land. Life is hard sometimes: even friends and family and close coworkers can test our patience and have us wishing that this gavel-wielding reality could be realized. The kids start to get unruly at dinner time? Rap the gavel. "Order in the court!" Catch your spouse or significant other putting the empty tray of ice cubes back in the freezer without refilling it? Rap the gavel! "Guilty!" Your boss didn't like your stellar, well-thought-out proposal and skewered it in front of everyone. You guessed it; rap that gavel! "Objection overruled!" Ahh, yes, it would be quite the life, wouldn't it? What, you disagree? Bang! Silence!
Ahoy there matey! You should think about becoming a sailor one day!The best decision that you could ever make as a parent is convincing your child to want to become a brave sailor. Sailors are very important people because they work on passenger ships, freighters, and tanker ships which can be very dangerous at times. Anything could happen when you're out on the open sea! It's a must that sailors be very intelligent since nautical navigation training is a necessity and learning that is not easy. Your boy will have to know how to calculate longitude and latitude at the drop of a hat so we hope that he learns to work well under pressure! Plus, your son has to be tough. He'll be required to swab and polish the floors of the deck until they are nice and shiny. Finally, he'll never be late to another important occasion ever again because he'll be so disciplined and he'll be use to having a strict regimen.If you think the life of a sailor would be fitting for your child, then outfit him in this child white sailor costume. He'll look professional when he wears the shirt, pants, and hat. The shirt features a sewn on navy tie while the pants have an elastic waistband so they're stretchy and comfy. Outfit your son in this Halloween costume and hopefully he'll like it so much that he'll consider being a sailor as his future job. Hey, it's never to early to start planning for the future!
Work Handsomer, Not Harder Even though they're friendly public servants, sometimes people get nervous seeing a police officer out and about. You can't help checking your spedometer when you pass one on the road, just in case you were accidentally speeding. However, when people spot you dressed up as a cop in sexy sunglasses, they won't be nervous. They might actually speed up to have you pull them over! Product DetailsComplete your cop costume with this cool pair of Police Silver Mirror Sunglasses! The aviator-style shades have a silver-toned metal frame that is fitted with comfortable plastic nose pieces. The smoky-tinted lenses have mirrored exteriors: Criminals will be able to see their guilty faces in your eyegear! Officer Awesome on Duty! The most important piece of equipment that you carry isn't your handgun, your Taser, or even your handcuffs. It's whatever makes you look amazing in your uniform. Why enforce the law the hard way when you can impress people into complying? If a little flirting happens along the way, that's fine too.
It’s Show TimePicture this. It’s the old West and you’re in a tavern with the opportunity to entertain a room full of the roughest and rowdiest cowboys this side of the Mississippi River. What are you going to wear? You want to look fun and classy, and especially a little feisty. You need to look like you’re ready to put on a show!We believe our exclusive Women’s Sassy Showgirl Costume should do the trick. We’ve designed it to be the perfect blend of sass and class. Enjoy a night on the town or entertaining the masses in this amazing outfit. If you’re going to have an act for the crowd and you can’t sing, we suggest you take up juggling. This outfit offers tons of mobility so juggling would be a breeze.Details & DesignStart this sassy transformation when you jump on into this saucy dress. It has a layered skirt with a thigh-high side slit. This satin red dress is made even more glamorous with the transparent black frill lining the hem and at the top of the bodice. There is also a black lace bow at the center of the neckline.This costume also comes with a handful of accessories. The black choker will make you come off as a bit on the wild side. Finally, top it all off with the two included hairclips and you’ll be ready to hit the stage.Your Golden TicketBe everyone’s favorite entertainer at the Halloween parties this year when you go out in this Sassy Showgirl costume from our Made By Us collection. Who knows, maybe even one of those bigwig Hollywood talent agents will be there and give you a golden ticket to the big times!
We're not experts on Special Weapons or Tactics, so we're not exactly sure what kind of gear you'd want to stow in a pair of S.W.A.T. Cargo Pants like these. But whether you're a seasoned veteran of the force or a total newbie like us, we imagine you'll find a use for all the extra pockets in these authentic-looking trousers.Because as far as we can tell, the next best thing to keep handy after actual equipment is as many lucky charms and talismans as you can carry. We're talking rabbit's feet, horseshoes, four-leaf clovers—the whole nine yards. And while some of those things come with handy keyrings for easy attachment, you don't want anything to get in your way in a high-stakes tactical situation. Or so we hear.And don't get too cocky: a hodgepodge of amulets and totems is no substitute for advanced training and nerves of steel!
Don’t Mess with the BestWe’re not afraid to say it. Kids are messy. However, this Halloween your little one can take it to a whole new level. This Hazardous Waste Costume will make that quite easy.It won’t look like a little bit of mud needs to be washed off his face. There’s not a mustard stain on his shirt. It’s not grass stains that will have him looking green. With this costume, he will look like he is popping out a barrel full of green goo. We’re not talking about the fun kind either. This is some seriously nasty stuff.Details & DesignStart with the tunic. The yellow rusted barrel part of the tunic is attached to the seemingly slimy long-sleeve top. The graphics printed all around the tunic are amazingly realistic. At the back of the neckline, there is a button to help secure the tunic on your little one.The ghoulish green mask is next. It stays on your kiddo’s face easily thanks to the elastic band you’ll place around the back of their head. The angry anguished filled details on it are, again, amazing, as well as quite terrifying at the same time.Finally, you have a packet full of slime that comes with the costume. Don’t worry, instructions are included and make it a simple task to attach the slime to the mask. This whole costume is truly kicked up a notch thanks to that.Feel free to go even further. Take a look at the variety of different accessories we have available. This is simply the start, make it a one of a kind costume with any of our scary props or makeup kits!Smell Ya LaterEveryone in the neighborhood will love getting visited by your toxic slime-covered kiddo. Although be sure they’re bathing before trick-or-treating. Just because he’ll look like a barrel of yuck doesn’t mean he needs to smell like one.
Ready for ActionMission orders have arrived. Is your girl ready for some high-stakes action? In a few minutes, she'll be geared up and speeding down the highway in the SWAT van, heading towards a top-secret destination. We hope she's got the right gear for the job (more on that in a sec) because we're sure whatever happens, everything is going to be on the line. So, let's open that envelop and see what the orders are.SWAT Team 6. Your mission is to secure all of the trick-or-treat candy in REDACTED of REDACTED. Execute your mission with extreme precision and discretion. The city is counting on your success. - REDACTEDSo, it's safe to say she's going to need the top SWAT team gear available. Luckily, we can take care of her here, because our team of costume designers have crafted this Girl's SWAT Team Sweetie Costume to help her secure all of the sweets. We're sure she'll be ready for the mission with this costume!Design & DetailsThis Girl's SWAT Team Uniform Costume is one of our exclusive Made By Us designs, created right in our own costume design studios. It includes a blue jumpsuit, a vest, a hat, a leg holster, and a pair of gloves. The blue jumpsuit secures with buttons down the center front and features embellishments like a collar, sleeve patches, and tactical stitching in the knee and thigh. The vest zips up over the suit and features functional pockets attached to mesh fabric over foam, with SWAT logos on the front and back. It has a leg holster that secures on the thigh to hold a toy accessory, and the look is finished off with a black hat and fingerless gloves.A Real ClassicSet her up for Halloween fun with a classic police theme when you choose this SWAT costume for kids. We're sure her mission will be a success, after all, since it doesn't take all that much training to secure a serious load of Halloween treats!
5-Alarm FirefighterNow, we've never actually worked as a firefighter, but it's safe to say we know a bit about them. And we can't think of many instances when a firefighter wants to be sizzling hot. The one exception, that we know of, is this insanely gorgeous Women's Sexy Firefighter Costume! Sound the alarm bells! You are smoking!This sassy take on a traditional firefighter's uniform is a fresh way to dress up this Halloween. Not only will you get lots of respect (you are a firefighter, after all), but you'll also get plenty of people coming up and chatting about your great look. Of course, there is the small offchance that some strangers may pour glasses of water on you, trying to cool you down a bit, but we feel like you can take care of that. You don't need us to protect you! Now get out there, blare the siren, slide down the pole, and make a hot hot hot entrance to tonight's party! Product DetailsThis two-piece look is a fun twist on the iconic firefighter's uniform, with the green reflective stripe at the cropped hem and top of the hot pants. The top is red metallic, form-fitting, and zip's down, while the sequin suspenders look cute connecting the two pieces. Wear it with your favorite thigh-high boots or heels, and top it with a firefighter hat. We'll be honest, this costume will not protect you from a fire, but it will protect you from a boring Halloween!Cool OffIt's rare that a firefighter has to put themselves out, but you're so hot in this look, you're practically on fire. You may need to slip out of it at the end of the night and just soak it in cold water for a bit. Hang it dry and enjoy it next Halloween!
Now look, nobody wants to end up in detention. If you have a choice between giving up your after school free time to sit in a stuffy little room with a bunch of other troublemakers and a bored teacher, all of whom would rather be just about anywhere else in the world, and not doing that, you’d have to be more than a little bit off to opt for the former. But hey, things happen. Sooner or later, somebody’s going to catch you in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you’re going to get sent to detention, and there’s not much you can do about that. (Well, we suppose you could try staying on your best behavior, but we all know that’s not a realistic proposal.) The key here is to take that bag full of detention hall lemons and make them into lemonade. If you’re going to wind up in detention anyway, you may as well lean into it. Get down with your bad self. Take pride in your transgressions. Don’t just walk into the detention room, swagger. Let the other kids know that this isn’t any kind of punishment for you, this is just another day on the job. Be the boss of after school busy work, the leader of the breakfast club, the Queen of Detention. And of course every queen needs her royal garments. You’ll look right in place copying down sentences and clapping erasers in this polyester ensemble, featuring a dress styled to look like a taffeta plaid skirt, white blouse, and short gray jacket. Add in extra elements of reform school swag like a school crest near the collar, a faux leather belt, and a Hook and Loop fastener-attached neck tie, and you’ve got yourself a costume that will strike fear in the heart of any detention hall monitor.