Newsboy Cap for Adults
1213247906$12.99
Here’s an Exclusive for You“Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Newsboy Caps are back!”Spread the word this Halloween and give the people what they really want. No, not candy. They want the good news, and the best news you could possibly give them is the fact that the Newsboy Cap never went out of style. You may think we have been misinformed but trust us.Icons like P. Diddy, Brian Johnson, and even David Beckham have made sure these fashionable hats never fell out of style. Now, you can join this illustrious group of celebrities by adding this unique accessory to your costume this Halloween. But why stop there? Add this Newsboy Cap to your wardrobe and wear it any day of the week! Although, don’t be surprised when you have people toss a quarter at you and expect a paper fresh off the press.Details & DesignThis casual accessory has a very similar design to your typical flat cap. The button is on top and it has a very short and stiff peak like that of a visor. The dark gray color of the cap makes it easy to pair this accessory with just about any 20s themed costume or modern-day outfit. Be sure to check out the rest of our accessories in order to make the best Roaring Twenties inspired costume or to simply add them to your wardrobe!
UPS Pet Dog Costume
1213231090$19.99
Your pup is one reliable pooch! He's at the door before anyone when mail or a special delivery arrives. You've probably thought that all the barking meant that your dog was trying to protect you and his territory from some strange intruder, but that's not the case at all. The real reason your doggie is barking when the UPS carrier comes to your door is because your dog's greatest wish is to become a delivery dog. He wishes to travel to exotic locations, delivering boxes to everyone with a smile on his face and a happy bark in his voice! Well, now you can help your pooch realize that dream.This UPS Dog Costume will have your pet playing the role of delivery doggie! The costume is the signature brown color of the UPS uniform and even includes an adorable hat to go along with it. The attached package will make it look like he's on an important delivery and you can begin teaching him how to be the best delivery puppy.
Child Hazmat Costume
1276988554$29.99
It’s time to face the facts. Your kid’s room is at the point where the federal government wants to condemn it as a radioactive waste site. Not even you are brave enough to go in there anymore (though, strangely, junior doesn’t seem to mind it). But what would the neighbors say if a real Hazmat team actually showed up? It would be even more traumatizing than that scene in E.T. where G-men invade Elliot’s home and turn it into a giant disease lab! And worst of all, house calls from Hazmat teams cost a fortune (we speak from personal experience).Luckily, there’s an easy solution that will not only save you needless embarrassment, but also teach your kid a thing or two about personal responsibility. This Child Hazmat Costume will allow him or her to finally clean that pigsty of a room without having to worry about growing a third arm. And it’ll have plenty of other uses once that room has been declared safe for human habitation again. Is there a bug going around Billy or Betsy’s school? No problem. They can avoid every playground plague when you zip them up in this stylish yellow suit. Heck, they might even start a new fashion trend!But we know it can be tough to get the little ones to try new duds. That’s why the Child Hazmat Costume comes with a respirator mask that even adults wish they could have. And that recognizable, ultra-trendy Hazmat symbol is printed on the front and the back of the suit, making it the coolest (and most radioactivity-resistant) onesie on the market!
Plus Size Chef Adult Costume
1272485035$39.99
You have a bit of a...how should we put this, an obsession with online cooking shows. You frequently show up to your pals’ houses with baskets full of mystery ingredients and proceed to cook dinner, and you can name every major food trend currently happening in the United States (and maybe even Europe).We applaud your hobby...just so long as you don’t attempt to cook risotto in less than 30 minutes. Trust us; every contestant on every cooking show thinks they can do this. They cannot. They lose every time. But, as long as you agree not to attempt that, we think you’re ready for your chef coat--in fact, you’re ready for the whole plus size chef costume! It will make you look like a culinary expert, even if you still have to consult a cookbook to learn the difference between a reduction and a glaze. Also, if you wait and make a bit of a late arrival at your buddy’s Halloween costume, everyone will be so happy to see you. Think about it, have you ever not been happy to see a cook after you’ve been drinking and dancing the night away for a few hours? Forget that midnight pizza run; you’re making gourmet eats for everyone! Can you stop by our office party when you’re done?Of course, no chef worth his weight in Cornish hen would be caught dead without his chef coat, and this one has gingham cuffs to match the classic chef pants. We are pretty sure you’ve earned this chef's toque, so wear it proudly. Just remember, always season appropriately; always taste your composed dish before serving it the judges, and NO 20-minute risotto! Bon appetit!
Plus Size Fire Captain Men's Costume
1228415364$44.99
Hey, tough guy! What are you trying to do, be a hero? Most real heroes have never worn a cape, are skeptical of spandex, and are smart enough not to jump from building to building on city skylines. Real heroes know that a slow day is a good day and they don't have to talk in a deep, husky voice to gain respect. Heroic folks have to be ready when the time comes and be brave when the worst happens. You might not be ready to head into a burning building but we bet you'd be ready for that fire station lifestyle. As heroes go, their downtime is the coziest. Sure, we haven't actually spent any downtime at our local firehouse but we can definitely imagine it. Eating chili with a Dalmatian in a living room with an exposed brick wall sound pretty nice to us! Why is it that we associate eating chili with firefighters? Does the spicy soup help them prepare for the heat of a burning building? Hmm, your guess is as good as ours. The best part? When the call of duty sounds you'd get to slide down the fireman's pole, best commute ever! Design & DetailsYou'll feel like an official hero in this brave ensemble that's made by us right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. Though, we will admit, you'll have to go through some training before you get fire pole access! The black pants with Hi-Vis stripes on the bottom would fit right in when riding on a fire engine. Layer the official looking printed t-shirt under the black suspenders and top the ensemble off with the included cap and you'll be ready for anything. That is, if that anything is made up of a "hot to trot" costume party!
Adult Skull Military Man Costume
1268618170$69.99
Fighting the system isn't easy. Nor should it be. But when the mission calls for your special set of skills, really there's only going to be one thing you can do. Grab your skull mask and suit up!Of course, you can't transform yourself into the fighting machine known to his comrades as "The Skull" without a little bit of a getup, so make sure you're ready for the role by picking up this Skull Military Man costume. He's one bad hombre, and he's ready for a showdown with any threat facing his team.Not to say he has to be a part of a team. You can sure portray him solo, too, and with this costume's design you won't have any trouble pulling off the effect. Styled as a shirt, pants, and mask combination along with a really-freaking-sweet tactical vest and elbow/knee/shoulder pads, this elaborate getup will have you feeling like you're a real-deal elite soldier.This set also includes a hood and a belt with detachable holster, so you can be geared up to the hilt for your mission. Toy guns are sold separately, and totally optional. We're sure this costume would be great if you're a peacekeeper too, and not a soldier of war. Cause we don't think anyone's going to be getting out of line when they see this latex skull mask staring back at them...
Women's Essential Costume
1265315572$79.99
Halloween EssentialGet ready to take the Halloween party by storm with our Women's Essential Worker Costume! For years, nurse costumes have been an essential part of Halloween festivities, embodying a sense of care, confidence, and undeniable allure. Designed with a mature and fun tone, this costume is perfect for adult shoppers seeking an empowering and sexy twist on a classic theme.Product DetailsCrafted with attention to detail and quality, this Women's Essential Worker Costume ensures you'll stand out from the crowd. The costume features a sleeveless stretch knit bodysuit, exuding a sleek and form-fitting silhouette. With a center-front zipper, slipping into character has never been easier. The matching knit mesh bike shorts, with an elastic waistband, provide both comfort and flexibility, allowing you to move confidently through the Halloween festivities.To add an extra touch of authority, the costume includes a faux patent leather jacket featuring a printed Caduceus on the right front panel. This iconic symbol represents healing and medicine, marking you the epitome of a strong, compassionate essential worker. The jacket's glossy finish and unique fit will leave you feeling like a hero, ready to save the night.Completing the ensemble is an elastic headband with an attached circle of glittery faux leather, mimicking a doctor's mirror. This charming accessory adds a playful touch to the costume, while ensuring you look committed to the character. But what's a nurse costume without a stethoscope? Double-down on your dedication to the role with the included plastic and metal stethoscope slung over your shoulders!Work Hard, Play HarderWhether looking for a fiercer version of a classic costume for a Halloween gathering, or exploring daring costume play, this Women's Essential Worker Costume is a must-have! Radiate confidence, embrace your inner hero, and get ready to make dominant Halloween memories with this unique and stunning sexy nurse costume!
Women's Lieutenant Ivana Misbehave Costume
1265313953$59.99
Why So Blue?Walking down the street, you keep a weather eye out for any troublemakers. You live in a quiet, small town, so you hardly ever have any trouble at all. The most you have ever had to deal with was when an old lady asked id you would please arrest her, since she had always thought it would be fun to ride in the back of a police car! She was so sweet that you couldn’t turn her down.As it turns out, this was to be another long day with nothing to do. Ah well, peaceful little towns are the best gigs anyway. Besides, no matter what happens, at least you get to wear the badge and the uniform!Product DetailsBeing one of the men and women in blue is not as easy as that all the time, but it is easy to represent the force in this Women's Lieutenant Ivana Misbehave Costume. The included jumpsuit, hat, cuffs, and radio have all the details that you are looking for in a police costume. From head to toe, you will look and feel like the greatest officer in the world. The plastic cuffs have a lever release, so you can have fun arresting more than hearts in this costume. The plastic radio does not work, though it is still quite fun! Just make sure you prepare some great one liners before you head out in this cool costume.Policing PolitelyIf you are looking for the perfect costume for any occasion, then look no further! There is nothing better than this Women's Lieutenant Ivana Misbehave Costume for winning costume contests, since who will arrest you for stealing the show?
Women's Rescue Me Nurse Costume
1228413530$59.99
Bored in the HouseCabin fever was ripping through town. The symptoms are clear. An inability to stop scrolling through your phone. Pacing through the house, looking through the windows. Random napping in the middle of the day. Do you know someone who has recently started showing signs of cabin fever? It's time to take action. You can be the one to treat your feverish companions. The treatment is almost as clear as the symptoms. Turn up some loud music. Dance around. Hang up some wild lights. Challenge your friends to a competition. And if you really want to ramp up your care, zip into this fresh and sexy nurse costume! Sure, your friends might still have a case of Cabin Fever but your sure won't be bored anymore!Costume DetailsThis sexy take on the classic white nurse costume is sure to make you feel fresh. The costume includes a long-sleeved zip-up top the has a wet-look collar and matching red cross on one breast. High-waisted hot pants zip up the front for a stunning cut. A perky hat completes this sleek nurse costume that'll make you ready to take on new patient care!Urgent CareBecoming a nurse is usually pretty hard work. There are years of school, long hours, and you usually have to wear those clunky white shoes. Now, you get to wear the uniform, STAT! Once this costume arrives, consider pairing this with nurse thigh-high fishnets, nurse boots, or even props such as a nurse's needle for an extra edgy touch. Are you ready to take on your new position? This costume is going to jump-start your nursing career as soon as it arrives. Sure, you might not be qualified to treat anything more serious than Cabin Fever but you'll feel confident in your bedside manner!
Fake Diploma Prop
1265315889$2.99
Class Dismissed!Knowledge is power! That's especially true when it comes to planning the perfect costume or staging an epic performance. All of the details have to be just so for the perfect amount of authenticity. When you wear a school or college-inspired costume or perform a play set in a classroom, you'll want to look as realistic as possible! Product DetailsHave you ever wanted a degree in metalworking, ancient Greek, or stuntsmanship? Hey, us too! Now you can....pretend you have one of those degrees with an exclusive Fake Diploma Prop Accessory! The sturdy beige material is printed to look like an aged piece of parchment in a cyndrilical shape, and is tied and sealed with a red rosette on a satin ribbon. Commencement Time You know what they say: "C's get degrees....if 'C' stands for Costume, that is!" You don't have to take a class to know that getting this prop to wear with your academia-inspired costume is a really smart move.
Adult Drag Racer Costume
1265314808$49.99
Drag RacyRacing is a high-octane sport, literally and figuratively. The smell of burning rubber, motor oil, and gasoline creates a cocktail of aromas that our racing and gear head fans know all too well. When 20,000 plus people gather to see the fastest cars on the block race at top speeds, there is bound to be palpable energy.We think drag racing is great (clearly), but you know what we may like better—race car driver suits! It's kind of our thing. If we could wear them all the time, we would. If you are a racing fan or simply looking to dress as a sexy racecar driver, you'll race to check out our Drag Racer Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.FUN DetailsThe Jersey knit jumpsuit features all the bells and whistles of your typical racing costume, but our designers added a little extra flair—like the checkered flags on the sides and the rainbow flag on the sleeve. The white belt really pulls the whole outfit together (you just may need some white boots, which we have too, don't worry). Check out our fast fashion this Halloween season and pick up this Drag Racer Costume for Adults.
RBG Justice Kit
1228413585$24.99
Quick JusticeRuth Bader Ginsburg didn’t set out to be an icon. However, kicking social justice butt and taking names made her the notorious R.B.G.—a role model for everyone. Want to be just like Justice Ginsburg when you’re all grown up? We applaud the desire and wish you the best of luck. It’s a long road ahead. You’ll face years of schooling, hard studies, a competitive industry, a chaotic world full of causes you could make your focus, and so much more. If only there were a shortcut…Okay, we can’t race you to the front of the law school admittance line. We have zero ability to get you nominated for a seat on the US Supreme Court either. But we can get you looking the part, and if nothing else, that’s sure to make you feel like a real star at your next costume party!Product DetailsWhether you’re judging a costume competition or waiting to be appointed the top prize, this RBG Judge Kit is sure to help! Featuring everything but the black gown, you’ll have what you need to become the iconic Justice Ginsburg. Inspired by her most recognizable ensemble, you’ll find a crocheted lace collar, green clip-on earrings, a bun-styled wig, and thick-rimmed eyeglasses in this inclusive accessory set.
Toddler Orange Astronaut Romper Costume
1318475782$49.99
Well sometimes cars just aren't exciting enough.Especially for your little one. Maybe cars are just old news. Your kid sees them and ride in them everyday, after all. It's not like they go particularly fast or anything. And cars are even limited to the road they're on, so that's lame. Maybe your kid has started to look skyward. That would be fun to ride through. No roads, no signs, just wide open space. Space That would be even better! Nothing but open galaxies forever! Superb. Not to mention the transport up there. Can you say "rocket"? Because we can!And we imagine rockets would appeal to your kid too. Rockets that go faster than anything else with giant explosions and fire! Of course your kid likes them. Well then, they want to travel off into endless space with a rocket? Sounds like you have a budding astronaut on your hands.Which of course means endless hours of rocket piloting practice in the backyard, and low-gravity jaunts through the living room. You should also consider getting them a proper spacesuit, like this Toddler Orange Astronaut Romper Costume. It's a little orange jumpsuit with a zipper up the front. There's ribbed cuffs, a padded collar, and lots of patches and cargo pockets. They'll look exactly like a miniature astronaut when they go flying across the backyard. Just make sure they don't crash-land on the fence. That hurts. We speak from experience.
Women's Sexy Sequin Sailor Costume
1213238168$69.99
Smooth Sailing in SequinsThere's nothing quite like sailing. It happens to be one of our favorite pastimes. The invigorating smell of the ocean. The soft, sweet sea breeze flowing through your hair. And, of course, the shimmering sequins everywhere.Wait a second. Are you trying to tell us that you don't go sailing in a full outfit of sequins? In this day and age, we think it's the ONLY way to dress when you're setting sail for a brand new nautical adventure. That's why we commissioned our expert costume designers to make the ultimate sequin outfit for sailing! They studied the seas... and every sequin they could get their hands on. If you want a shimmering look that will look amazing on the high seas, then this exclusive, Made by Us costume is the look that you've been searching for!Design & DetailsThis Women's Sequin Sailor Costume gives you a shimmering style that's tailor-made for a trip on the high seas. The costume comes with a jersey romper that's covered in blue sequins. The collar is made out of a smooth satin material. The romper fits with a zipper down the front, so changing into this costume is quick and easy. The gold buttons in front add a splash of elegant style to the whole look. To bring the whole look together, the costume comes with a foam sailor hat that fits most adults. When you have it all on, you'll be ready to shimmer and shine on the high seas in your new sequin sailor ensemble!
Prisoner Toddler Costume
1265317256$19.99
It is a hard knock life for you parents. Those kids run amok and make it nearly impossible to keep track of what the heck they are up to. And, whenever something goes missing from the kitchen’s supposedly secret candy jar or something is mysteriously broken in the living room or that terrible smell is finally discovered to be a long hidden bowl of snuck away ice cream, you know the answer to the question of who performed the act or why it was done! “I don’t know!” We know that the 5th amendment is there for a reason, but how did those kids learn all about it so fast!?And what is a parent to do? We can hardly send the kiddos off for rehabilitation. It isn’t like they make facilities for toddlers for that explicit purpose, do they? Do they!?Well… in fact, we do! And perhaps it is time for your little criminal to make amends to society and serve time for all the antics that the tyke has pulled in these short years. Start that sentence today with this Toddler Prison costume. This polyester interlock knit shirt and pant combo are white and black striped just like the old timey prison inmate uniform. The shirt has an inmate number printed on the front and the pants fit comfortably thanks to prison-tech elastic. The matching round cap reminds that little criminal why he or she was put there in the first place. And, just in case you have a whole mob that has time to serve, you can get the uniform in child and adult sizes, too!
Aviator Brown Hat for Adults
1277201656$14.99
Get ready to fly off into the wild blue yonder! While we're not entirely sure what a "yonder" is (some kind of Swedish snack food, maybe?) we do know that you want to play it safe and wear the right gear before taking off. A dashing scarf and a bomber jacket are good ways to stay protected and toasty while pulling off death defying stunts in your chilly biplane, Did we mention they also happen to look awesome?To keep your noggin warm and your hair from blowing around in that breezy open cockpit, you'll also want to add this Aviator Brown Hat to your airborne ensemble! This vintage style, faux leather skullcap looks just like those worn by fearless pilots and pioneers during the early days of flight, and features buckled straps that fasten under your chin. Add a pair of goggles to complete this heroic aviator or steampunk look!
Aviator Goggles Silver
1213241580$12.99
Have you ever been soaring through the air in your ship with the top down feeling the wind rush past you? It's a fantastic way to live, isn't it? Yeah until you get a bug in your eye, and experience the terrorizing chaos of flying a mile in the air completely blind. Believe us, we used to encounter that situation all the time in our steampunk airships or vintage fighter planes. Who knew so many injuries would occur because a few little bugs thought our irises looked like little targets to hit. Our eye doctor told us it was time to stop. Eventually we gave into the craze of wearing goggles with everything, and have never been happier! Just imagine cruising down the air currents in your thopter while sporting this sweet pair of silver and black goggles. They're perfect for a pilot costume or if you're off to the next steam punk party!
Plus Size FBI Costume Jacket for Adults
1235915460$39.99
Playing Catch UpStaying one step ahead isn't always easy. In the movies, it always seems like the FBI is playing 3-D chess with some kind od mastermind. They really know their stuff. Lucky for you, you're even better at catching up and tracking down the clues. In this FBI jacket, you can make it seem like you spend your time in front of a map that's decked out in important clues with markers at key spots that are just waiting to be connected so you can solve the case. Design & DetailsHead out to the scene of the crime when you suit up in this classic FBI jacket. It's Made by Us, you'll notice a difference in quality so you can wear this jacket more than once. With FBI printed on the front as well as the back, it's easy to notice your investigator status. The look is topped off with a billed cap, perfect for looking serious and moody at a rainy crime scene. Simply snap this jacket over a collared shirt and black pants and you'll have a costume with a backstory in an instant. Take OverYou never know about the local cops, they could be part of the plot. That's why it's important to never back down when you sweep on the scene in your FBI gear. Pair this costume with a pair of aviator sunglasses so you can seem suaver than ever when you tell a cop at the Halloween party that the scene is an FBI matter now.
Adult Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1213245436$44.99
Remember being nothing but a young little squirt, sitting inside a giant box, pretending it was your space ship? Did you ever pretend that the family car was a space shuttle, taking you to the outer reaches of the solar system. Did you ever moonwalk in your backyard? Perhaps you even liked to watch the clock at the end of school to make the final “launch countdown”.Yeah, childhood dreams are great, but very few people are actually able to turn their childhood dreams into a reality. Either you find out how difficult it actually is to become an astronaut, or you end up taking an office job to pay those bills. We believe in living out those dreams though, even if you just do it by wearing a costume and you start referring to everyone at the party as “Houston”. We just so happen to have the perfect costume for this.This Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume for adults helps you feel like a true space man. It comes with a full jumpsuit with plenty of great details to give you an authentic look. The front of the jumpsuit has various patches, including a NASA patch, a space shuttle and more. The shoulder has an American flag patch. It zips up in front and features pockets on the chest and along the thighs. Once you have it on, it won’t matter that you never made it through astronaut training, since you’ll look official enough to sneak a ride on the next launch!
Astronaut Adult Boot Slippers
1235916317$24.99
Astro NotLook, we get it. Exploring the stars would be awesome. But there’s a lot of work that goes into getting your feet off the couch and into a space shuttle. If you do happen to earn a place on the flight deck, there’s an entirely separate list of concerns to handle. Like, what if you sleepwalk while aboard the space station? You may wind up doing a barefoot spacewalk! And from everything we’ve heard, space is pretty cold. It’s no place for exposed toes to be dangling about.Product DetailsAre you still going for it? Excellent! Prefer your place on the couch dreaming of the stars? We’re here for it! And these Astronaut Boot Slippers are too! While you’re brushing up on your maths, sciences, and physicality, keep your footing steady with these officially licensed house shoes. With non-slip soles, you’ll be ready to experiment with movement on different surfaces. Whether you’re up late studying or enjoying a documentary feature about the cosmos from the comfort of your living room, the foam-padded, fabric-lined slippers will keep your toes warm so you can focus on the task at hand. Meanwhile, leatherette banding and an embroidered NASA patch give the slippers an authentic NASA uniform look.Travel in ComfortWhether you’re gearing up as an astronaut for Halloween or you simply want warm toes while dreaming of space travel, these Adult Astronaut Boot Slippers have you covered! Add the cozy slippers to your costume or relax into another night spent imagining a walk among the stars. Either way, this officially licensed footwear will help your mind soar!
Ball and Chain
1266520442$9.99
Time for a JailbreakThis joint is boring. All you did was steal several million dollars worth of flawless diamonds, so why do you have to be here anyway? It's a good thing you're ready to put your genius escape plan into motion! All you need is a silent jackhammer, scuba gear...and a handsaw to get this weight off of your leg.Product DetailsYou did it! You're free - except for this exclusive Ball and Chain Ankle Accessory! The lightweight plastic costume prop is painted to look like weathered metal. It consists of a round ball "weight" that's connected to a circular ankle cuff by a plastic linked chain. It's easy to slide on and remove from your ankle - unlike the real deal! Bump in the Night Plotting a major prison break or planning to be a guilty ghost this Halloween? Your ball and chain is an essential accessory! Remember to avoid anyone who is dressed as an officer or a ghost hunter. They'll never catch you!
Kid's White Astronaut Cap
1238316192$16.99
Welcome to NASACongratulations! You are the first kid to be hired to work at the United States' elite space exploration facility. Your job is to make sure that everyone has fun missions and projects to work on. Why not start a mission to explore Neptune or create a robot that can communicate with any aliens it finds? This kind of innovative thinking is why you're here! Product DetailsYou'll fit right in at Houston when you wear this officially licensed White Astronaut Cap for Kids! The baseball-style hat has a size-adjustment band at the back to give you a snug fit and a pre-curved visor to keep the sun out of your eyes. An embroidered NASA logo embellishes the front, while the word "NASA" is embroidered on the back. Coming or going, everyone will know what a cool job you have! 3...2...1...Liftoff!Be the person who calls the shots and sends the rockets into space! Complete a costume or just enjoy looking awesome when you wear this hat.
Boys Royal Guard Costume
1316136691$39.99
How long can your child stand still? Do you think he could handle standing alert for four hours? How about four hours in the sun under layers of wool and while wearing a bearskin cap? No, you say? Makes sense, even the soldiers that were trained to stand at attention at the last royal wedding had to be trained to "faint to attention". Something that involves falling directly on your face when succumbing to the strain of balancing an entire bearskin on your head on a summer's day.Yep, the Royal Guard has to deal with more than tourists trying to make them laugh outside of the Windsor Palace. Their uniforms are actually quite complicated. The seemingly simple red jackets and black trousers actually have eleven layers of fabric to prevent the wearer from sweating onto the pristine surface of the striking uniform. Forget how to march and salute, simply standing in the uniform requires a huge amount of concentration. The iconic black hat of the guard is 18 inches tall and weighs one and a half pounds, which doesn't seem like much until you're balancing it on your head for a couple hours. So, if your kiddo thinks he could stand guard or even if he could use a lesson in standing still for a few minutes, this uniform will be all the inspiration he needs.Your disciplined kid will look sharp in the red jacket with gold and white detailing. Since he's only a soldier in training we left the actual bearskin behind. Our hats are much lighter, more breathable, and friendly to bears compared to the original. Whether he's planning on marching door to door Halloween night or he has an interesting outfit planned for your family trip to London, he'll look so official that he might just convince the queen to finally hire a few child guards.
Infant Sweet Chef Costume
1271919289$29.99
Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit!
Kid's Fresh Chef Costume
1274152783$39.99
Fine Dining You're not going to believe how amazing the newest restaurant in town is! It opened last week and has already gotten a whopping four Michelin stars, even though no other eatery in history has gotten more than three. It's just that good. They say that all of the credit goes to its head chef. She's a wizard with a whisk and rumor has it that she can even make Brussels sprouts taste delicious. Product DetailsCook up an awesome outfit thanks to this exclusive Fresh Chef Costume for Kids! The knee-length pullover dress is made of a woven white poly-cotton blend. The bodice has red piping and a double row of sweet black buttons. The word "Chef" is embroidered on the left side of the chest. Felt fork and spoon details decorate the matching mini apron with its bright red sash. Red and white gingham trims the sleeves, skirt hemline, and pleated chef's hat. The incldued red scarf can be tied as desired. The Best in Town If you're an aspiring chef, today is your day to step into the spotlight! This costume will have you looking like the cuisine superpower you are. Show everyone that you can whip up a roux or a creme anglaise with the best of them. Your signature dish, however, is that one item that all of your diners will adore: Chocolate chip cookies! Forget souffles and foie gras, because anyone lucky enough to get a reservation with you is going to be all about the dessert menu.
Women's Plus Size Officer Pat U. Down Costume
1265313974$64.99
Undercover OperationWhen you were told that you would be going undercover, you knew in your heart that you had finally made it to your dream job. You had been waiting all your life for this opportunity, and now it was time to bring all the skills that you have been working on for years and years to the fore.So, when you got the call four days later that you were fired for not showing up to work, you were understandably surprised. You had spent four days in bed, with a few small breaks, but you had been under the covers almost the whole time! Sometimes life can be really unfair.Product DetailsIf you are looking to go undercover as a police officer, then this Women's Plus Size Officer Patty Down Costume is the perfect disguise. The costume includes a dress, hat, belt, nameplate, fingerless gloves, and two badges, which are more than enough to complete your transformation into a classic police officer. The flattering dress is a beautiful shade of blue, while the vintage style hat and adjustable belt give you plenty of that police style. When you wear this uniform, we promise that you will feel as great as you look!Not Just For Day-putiesWhether you want to work during the day or at night, this costume is all you need to transform yourself for the role. Just watch out for anyone who looks as criminally great as you while you are out and about in this cool costume!
Men's Sheriff Costume
1235914770$39.99
From the endless deserts of the south west to the high peaks of the Rocky Mountains every town needs a trusty sheriff. Maybe things have changed a little bit from the days of the old Western films. Sheriffs no longer swagger like they've been riding on a horse for three days. You won't often see them chomping on a cigar when they're hashing things out with would-be outlaws. And if a Sherriff called you Pilgrim you'd just be confused. Wait, why can't law enforcement call us Pilgrim these days? We think that's a pretty charming nickname!If you're the new Sheriff in town then you can make the rules. Use the old-school nicknames from the Westerns on new school punks that are spray painting back alleyways? Cool, that'll get those kids to listen! You can start enforcing laws that have been on the back burner for years. That edict forbidding citizens from crossing the county bridge with a duck on their head has been ignored for too long! Whether you're in charge of that mountain village that just had their first crime spree in years or you're keeping the peace after a zombie apocalypse, the way you take the reins of power is up to you! The most important way to keep that power? Your uniform. This ensemble inspires instant respect featuring a tan shirt with brown epaulets & pocket flaps. You'll look official in the brown tie, shield patch, and gold badge. You'll be ready to roll in the brown pants and black belt. Comb through our police accessories to top off the ensemble with sunglasses, handcuffs, and hats to complete your look. In this uniform, you're sure to have Halloween under control!
Plus Size Racer Jumpsuit Women's Costume
1265317027$64.99
Are you known to live life in the fast lane? Oh, be honest, we won't judge you! We'll even let you in on a little secret about our past: we love the fast lane. In our heyday, we were attracted to a lifestyle that can best be described as 'exciting,' doing the absolute most to act as a real life James Bond. We filled our days full of adventure and intrigue, plus we loved taking plenty of risks. If your current lifestyle is similar to our former one, don't hide it. Advertise it! Crank up the Eagles classic song, "Life in the Fast Lane," and go crazy! Don't conceal all your dangerous ambitious by wearing a Halloween costume that can best be described as 'ordinary' or 'safe,' (we're looking at you, bed sheet ghost costume.) Publicize your appetite for hedonism by wearing a costume that represents your pedal-to-the-metal lifestyle!Zoom into the party wearing this racer jumpsuit and make it known that you prefer the flashy style of living. It will be obvious once everyone sees you in this bright red costume! Step into the red jumpsuit with full zipper and you'll be ready for maximum speeds. This plus size women's costume features checkered flag decals and zippered cargo pockets so all your valuables are stored safely while you're zipping through the party, brushing shoulders with your pals. Accelerate the look by adding combat boots and aviator sunglasses. Don't be surprised if you unintentionally leave others in the dust; not everyone can keep up with a girl like you!
Plus Size Prisoner Costume for Women
1213246469$34.99
Every year, a spree of very serious crime springs up all over the country. It happens on October 31st (and the adjacent weekend), and the perpetrators can be found in every city and town in America. So what are these millions of criminals guilty of?Refusing to get in the Halloween spirit! Every year, folks decide they “just can’t get it together to dress up,” or “don’t like finding a costume.” Preposterous, we say! Lock ‘em away in the world’s most boring jail and let the nation remain populated with only citizens who uphold our deepest values of full-on holiday spectacle. In this Plus Size Women’s Prisoner Costume you can stay out of trouble with the Halloween police and look cute, too!When people come up to you all night, asking, "Hey, what are you in for?" you won’t have to answer that you’ve been unlawfully neglectful with your Halloween planning. But you should come up with a witty response or two. Some of our suggestions include, "I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp," or “I have been arrested in all fifty states for stealing someone’s heart away,” or "I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."Whatever your crime, this cute Halloween look ought to get you time off for good behavior. The matching striped long-sleeved top and elastic waist pants mean you can move freely should the authorities come after you. Just pick up a few accessories and perfect your prisoner story and you’re good to go. We’re not the ones assigned to your case, but if we were, you’d be home free--we love your commitment to our favorite holiday and think anything less than this costume is downright unlawful.
Women's Orange Prisoner Costume
1267645798$29.99
The Fun Costumes Women's Orange Prisoner CostumeWe're experts in all things costume, which means we make and design our own styles in each and every costume theme. If you've chosen a prisoner theme for this Halloween, we're sure you'll find this Orange Prisoner Costume to be the realistic costume style you're looking for.About Us:Fun Costumes are exclusively Made by Us and begin with passion, teamwork, and industry expertise decades in the making. Our products are proof that with the right people even a simple idea can grow into something incredible. We started in a small garage in Minnesota, providing costumes to our local community, and now we're creating costumes for people all around the world.
Women's Night Shift Nurse Costume
1229774988$39.99
Sick DigsAre you always thinking on your feet? Are people regularily coming to you with an emergency on their hands? We need more people like you around here! When your best friend came to you with a rip down the back of her pants you simply tied a hoodie around her waist and she could get home without showing off her Tuesday undies. Then there was that time when your family got a half frozen half burnt turkey for Thanksgiving. Your thrown together deep fried turkey tacos are the new family favorite. Is there anything better than stuffing and cranberries with turkey in a crispy corn shell? Anyway, we didn't mean to go back to food all the time. We just mean to say you're on top of any issues or emergencies coming along. That's why you need a sick ER nurse costume this Halloween!Product Details & DesignThis dress has plenty of drama and style. The Made-By-Us costume has a wet look with red piping up the front and red cross patches on the lapels. The sleeves are made of a sheer netted material with a subtle red around the hem. It's accented with a red belt and cross in the middle. The look is topped off with a black hat and a red patch on the front. Best ShotLove this look? It's so easy to give it plenty of polish. You can choose from our gorgeous hosiery as well as any other props that will make your costume even more fun. From syringes to stethoscopes, you'll love the edge these accessories give you. Whether you're heading to a costume party or looking for some inspiration for studying your nursing anatomy class, this sleek costume is a great choice. So go ahead and order, we'll get this look to you, STAT!
Women's Nautical Beauty Costume
1213237435$29.99
Sailor SayingsIf you're interested in the life of a sailor than you'd better be ready for adventure. Who knows what you'll see when you're on the seven seas. Well, those amazing sunsets and sunrises are a given since sailors are up at all hours, depending on what watch you're responsible for. If you're headed out to the seas for a couple weeks then you'd better hope you don't see a red sky in the morning. . . cause you know, then you'd better take warning or however that saying goes.It's interesting how many rules to sailing the sea there are. First off, it's a relief that we live in the time that we do until this millennium, women were considered bad luck on board. Lucky for most people these days, a tattoo is seen as good luck but, unfortunately for fruit enthusiasts, bananas are bad luck. Any sailor worth their salt (get it?) would also know to avoid killing that albatross that's been hanging around, no matter how hungry you are or how many times you think that it says, "Aflac!", or you'll never see land again. So, what do you think, got all these myths and tricks down? Just to let you know, there are more. Hey! Hey. Don't get overwhelmed, you don't have to become a sailor to dress in that classic, nautical fashion.Design & DetailsAll your sailing dreams can come true, if all your sailing dreams start with wearing high-waisted pants, a striped crop top, a red ascot, and of course that jaunty little cap. The midriff top and pants with a back zipper will have you looking the part! The triangular scarf and nautical hat will even put the finishing touches on your foray into the seas!
Toddler Astronaut Costume
1213249163$54.99
It’s 2044. The earth is in shambles courtesy of pollution, overpopulation, and the dog uprising of 2039. With the aid of next-level sci fi technology humankind is exploring the galaxy in search of a new home. We’ve gotten far, planted flags all over the place like overzealous golf caddies, but we have yet to find a suitable replacement. Things look bleak for the future of our species.A shiny spaceship nears a promising new planet in a far away galaxy, one brimming with potential for life and colonization like we have never seen before. A new hope. It gently nestles down on the grassy terrain. Out steps an intrepid space explorer, our hero, looking to the alien horizon with a sense of pride and destiny. They daringly take off their helmet and take the first breath of this new, perfect world’s air. They then utter these historic words: “I shall name this new home for humankind after my parent, and I will name its moon halloweencostumes.com, for without both I would never have become an astronaut.” This is your child, all grown up. They decided to become an astronaut when you bought them our Toddler Astronaut Costume when they were two and a half. We saved the human race and now we are immortalized. Feels good, doesn’t it?The Toddler Astronaut Costume looks just like the real thing. Easy to put on with lots of authentic-looking accents like faux leather, zippered pockets, and NASA and American flag patches, your little one will look like they’re ready to head for the stars -- as soon as they figure out how to pour their own glass of Tang! A little hat pulls the whole ensemble together.
Dissent Justice Collar
1213235757$6.99
A Dissent CostumeDo you want to make sure your costume is more than descent? Pick a legendary character, like Jusice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, that'll stand up for what you hold dear! All it takes is pairing this instantly-recognizable necklace with a robe! When you're rocking this collar, you'll feel the power of the most iconic judge on the supreme court flow through you. People are sure to listen as you decree your opinions on everything from party fouls to the quality of a movie. Yep, go ahead and let people know that they're taking to much candy while trick-or-treating. Let your "just being honest" friend Randy know that his jokes aren't funny or honest for that matter. You have the authority!Product DetailsPair this collar with judge robes, a tight bun, a classic judge gavel, and cat eye glasses and you'll have what it takes to make your debute as one of the most memorable judges on the Supreme Court! The necklace is comfortable and soft. A black ribbon secures it in back and it's decked out in silver sequins. Perfect for school events and quick costume changes after work, this necklace accesory could be a staple in your costume wardrobe or even your everyday wardrobe. You know what, that's your judgement call!
Men's Orange Prisoner Costume
1275633485$24.99
Getting locked up in the slammer is no fun. We also hear that the food is terrible, the roommates are rowdy, crazy and sometimes just flat out mean. That's why we'd never advise you to engage in any activities that might get you sent to the big house. You're going to have a bad time there. That doesn't mean that you can't play the role of prison bad boy for a night, though. All you need is an orange outfit and the proper attitude to pull it off. As luck would have it, we happen to be experts in prisoner outfits, so if you can supply the attitude, we'll hook you up with a sweet prisoner costume to fit.Now, this adult Orange Prisoner costume isn't your granddad's prisoner outfit. You remember the silly black and white striped costumes from old cartoons? Yeah, this isn't it. You're no Hamburgler, so you shoulder look like one. This prisoner outfit comes with the bright orange color that lets the general public know that you're one dangerous criminal on the loose. Both shirt and pants come with this costume, so you'll have the authentic look in no time.You can head to your party and instantly become the bad boy when you wear this costume. But please, don't commit any crimes while wearing it. The cops kind of have an eye on anyone dressed like they just escaped from the big house.
Child Blue Sailor Costume
1213241135$34.99
Aye Aye Captain!The high seas are full of adventure! There are plenty of new places to explore and new people to meet, so it’s no wonder why a child would want to set sail. Why, one second they could be laying anchor near an undiscovered island in the Pacific Ocean and the next they could be pulling into a bustling harbor in Osaka. After that, they could watch sail next to a school of dolphins dashing through the water...Hey, that’s enough to make us want to sign up too! Well, your young one might still be a bit too young to join a crew of rugged sailors, but at least they can feel like a full-fledged first mate when they wear this exclusive Blue Sailor Costume for kids. They’ll be shouting, “Aye Aye Captain!” in no time.Design & DetailsOur costume designers put plenty of care into designing this sea-faring look! It comes with a navy blue long-sleeved shirt with white stripes on the sleeve cuffs and at the neck. It even has an attached white ribbon around the neck to look like a sailor’s necktie. The matching pants have elastic in the waist to help provide a snug fit. Finally, the navy blue cap tops the whole look off, creating the look of an authentic sailor in the Navy!High Seas Family!If your child is looking to have an adventure on the high seas, then maybe this sailor costume will be exactly the thing they need to spark their imagination. Of course, your little one may need a good captain to help guide them through rough waters, so be sure to check out all of our sea captain costumes. You can create a parent-child duo costume that’s sure to make a splash at the next costume party.
Women's Officer Pat U. Down Costume
1265313968$59.99
Mugging VictimRacing to your vehicle, you immediately kick it into high gear and put on your flashing lights and sirens. You have just been informed that your long-time friend at the diner has been the victim of a mugging, and you are the only one close enough to respond.Rushing wildly through the streets, you make it to his shop in less than five minutes, bursting through the door and taking in the scene at a glance. No one else is there but your friend, Joe, who is sitting with a confused expression on his face as he takes the first sip of his morning coffee. “Wanna mug o’ Joe?” he asks.Product DetailsPicking a hero to dress up as can be a tough decision, but it just got a lot easier with this Women's Officer Pat U. Down Costume. The included dress, gloves, hat, belt, nameplate, and badges have all the police details that you are looking for in a costume. The deep blue of the comfortable and stylish dress is flattering on everyone, as is the deep black of the belt and gloves. The silvery details of the buttons and badges really pop against the darker background, making your every movement noticeable and flashy. From head to toe, you will look and feel like the coolest cop ever in this awesome costume!Feeling BlueIf you are feeling like you want to wear something blue and awesome at the same time, then you will love this Women's Officer Pat U. Down Costume. Just make sure you pay extra attention whenever someone mentions mugs of joe!
Kid's Firefighter Prestige Costume
1265313444$19.99
To the Fire Trucks! A call just came out: Someone's house is on fire! Quick, race to the fire pole to slide down, put on your gear, and climb onto your engine as fast as you can. You'll soon be headed out at top speed, sirens blaring. Once you get to the scene, use all of your skills to hose down the flames, hack through doors and walls, and lead people to safety. It's a tough job, but you know just what to do to help. Product DetailsAnswer the call and protect your community in this Firefighter Prestige Costume for Kids! The outfit includes a tan-colored jacket that is designed to look just like a firefighter's jacket. Four pockets, a black collar, and black parachute buckles make it look extra official, as do the yellow and silver reflective stripes appliqued on the front, back, and sleeves. The same reflective tape circle the pants cuffs, and the knees are covered with black patches. There's a pocket on each upper leg. The red plastic helmet with the printed badge finishes your look. Your Next MissionWe just got the news: There's a new kind of emergency brewing in the neighborhood. This time, it's not an out-of-control blaze. Instead, it turns out that everyone has too much candy and needs their friendly firefighter to come take care of the problem. Fortunately, you've trained for this. Trick-or-treating is just another service you provide for your town. You even dispose of the candy all by yourself. It's no wonder that they call you a hero!
Women's Prep School Uniform Costume
1265314862$49.99
School's InNot everyone has had the option of attending a private prep school, but it's fun to imagine and think about! You'll be ready to head to class and ace the test when you put on this Women's Prep School Uniform Costume. Dress it up (or down) as much as you want with accessories you add yourself. You can completely re-invent yourself! Product DetailsThis costume comes with a shirt, skirt, tie, and headband. The shirt has buttons running down the front and usable pockets with flaps on the chest. The sleeves are cuffed and three-quarter length so can be rolled up as needed. An embroidered patch above the left pocket says "Manhattan Preparatory School". The plaid skirt is pleated and zips up the back. The matching necktie and headband add extra matching details. The tie has a hook and loop fastener in the back so there's no worry of having to re-tie it. A faux gold metal tie clip holds it in place against the shirt. The headband has a bow in the front and elastic in the back. Add your favorite knee-high socks and Mary Janes to complete the look.Easy AYour mind is sharp, your backpack is prepped, and you're ready for your first day of school--real or imaginary. This Women's Prep School Uniform Costume takes the stress out of choosing your outfit and accessorizing! The skirt, shirt, headband, and tie come together and create the perfect illusion of a prep school student ready to learn and explore.
Plus Size Women's Nurse Heartbreaker Costume
1265311937$54.99
Hey you, quick! There's a thespian with a broken leg in back. To your right, a gentleman who, before passing out, mumbled something about getting hit with an arrow. Where are your tools? Where are your scrubs?!Oh, sorry. We thought a nurse's job was to help mend hearts, not to break them, but maybe we were misinformed. Regardless, you better be prepared for a night at the ER in this costume, because you’ll be stopping them, well-meaning or not, left and right! Team up with a doctor friend and start a practice by the bar. You'll have the whole party lining up for a round of flu shots—as long as it means a minute with you two!This sassy costume single-handedly allows students of nursing to bypass the books and get right to the fun stuff: bedside care and comfort. Accessorizing appropriately is key here. Choose carefully and—depending on your intentions, of course—you’ll be ready to give everyone the proper treatment. A stethoscope will send a message of care, whereas an oversized syringe might imply a more sinister nursing style, especially with some well-placed fake blood and dark makeup! Snag a pair of white gloves and some fishnets or white stockings to complete this spunky costume. With all your tools in line, you’ll be ready to give everyone—or maybe a special someone—the most hospitable Halloween experience they ever could've imagined!
Magician Kids Costume
1228415173$34.99
Abracadabra, meaning 'it came to pass as it was spoken'Kids love magic. Heck, we as adults love magic. It's the reason we read Harry Potter, and insist on watching the movies with our kids. It is the reason that we go see any movie for that matter. We want to experience shock, and amazement, and wonder.And it is the same thing for kids. They love they way a magician can make someone disappear. Or saw a person in half. They love the wonder of it all. The sparkly dress worn by the assistant to distract from what the magician is doing. And your kid always tries so hard to figure out how all the tricks were preformed. (Not gonna lie, we try to as well. Often times without success.)So, when your son wants to open a magician business, don't tell him no. Just give him this Child Magician Costume. This way you wont have to give him an allowance, and you get to be entertained by the cutest little magician ever. You wont have to turn on Harry Potter to get a little bit of magic in your life. All you'll have to do is hand your little munchkin his wand, and watch as he makes his little sister disappear by saying "Alakazam", and waving his wand in front of her face. (We hope he knows how to get her back again.)
Junior Fire Chief Toddler Costume
1265311891$24.99
Perks of Being ChiefEvery toddler dreams of being the firefighter chief! And why wouldn't they? It looks totally awesome! They're the heroes of the community who promote safety, help rescue those in need, and they got to drive a really cool truck! We also hear that a lot of them get to hang out at the fire station with a dalmatian. Actually... that kind of makes us want to become a firefighter ourselves!Well, your little one is probably just a bit too young to join the force, but that doesn't mean they have to give up the idea just yet. You can still indulge a little bit in their lofty dreams of becoming a firefighter! You can begin their training now. Just suit them up this Toddler Jr Fire Chief Costume and equip them with the garden hose and they'll be ready to practice.Product DetailsThe Toddler Jr. Fire Chief Costume is an adorable outfit for any child who wants to play firefighter! The outfit comes with a black pullover jacket that has bright yellow stripes and printed clasps on the front. It even has a firefighter patch on the chest. The matching pants also have yellow stripes around the legs and fit with an elastic band around the waist, giving them a snug fit. Finally, your child can look ready for the next emergency with the molded plastic helmet, which is designed to look just like the ones the real firefighters wear.Time to JoinWhile your little one may have to wait a few years to join the actual fire department, but with this adorable firefighter costume, your young one can start training to become the next fire chief. You could even grab one of our adult firefighter costumes to help your child learn how to join the team!
SWAT Adult Costume Visor Helmet
1306768212$12.99
Because the Helmet Says I Can Ordinarily, you could never go and kick down someone's door, right? Miss Manners would probably frown upon that. But the moment that you suit up in your SWAT gear, the mission dictates your actions! If the situation calls for some door-kicking, you're just the person for the job. Please note, however, that we are not suggesting that a Halloween party calls for this level of field work. Product DetailsNothing says "I'm awesome!" like this exclusive SWAT Costume Visor Helmet for Adults! Made of molded black plastic, the helmet secures via a length-adjustable chin strap and features a moveable visor. "S.W.A.T." is printed in white letters across the front of the accessory. Prepared for Anything SWAT team personnel have to deal with some serious situations, which is why they get the cool gear. Don't you sometimes wish that you could be issued a cool helmet too? At the very least, it could get you out of awkward small talk. Wear this helmet for all of your costume needs and make it work for you.
Judge's Gavel Prop
1213231173$4.99
Imagine what life would be like if you could use a judge's gavel for any situation—if your word and the gavel's bang against wood was the supreme law of the land. Life is hard sometimes: even friends and family and close coworkers can test our patience and have us wishing that this gavel-wielding reality could be realized. The kids start to get unruly at dinner time? Rap the gavel. "Order in the court!" Catch your spouse or significant other putting the empty tray of ice cubes back in the freezer without refilling it? Rap the gavel! "Guilty!" Your boss didn't like your stellar, well-thought-out proposal and skewered it in front of everyone. You guessed it; rap that gavel! "Objection overruled!" Ahh, yes, it would be quite the life, wouldn't it? What, you disagree? Bang! Silence!
Toddler Cop Costume
1213236893$24.99
ROLE SWAP!?You've gotten pretty used to the power dynamic in the house. You're in charge and the kiddo is supposed to listen to your word of law. Bedtime? Yeah, that's right on the dot and there is to be immediate hand-washing, pajama-wearing, and head-pillow-hitting! Naturally, your little one listens to you without question and even eats all their vegetables, right? Doesn't even ever give you the 'why are you doing this to me' face, yeah!? No? Wait... does your toddler think that they run the house and you're just there to serve? Well, actually, now that we think about it, that's how most of our houses run, too. (Heck, when the kids visit the office, the same thing happens!) Those kids know just how to run us ragged. How does someone not even half our size manage to think that they're the boss so often? And all without actually having to do any of the work!? Well, we've got a trick up our sleeve to show our little kiddo commandos what's what!DESIGN & DETAILSTime for our tots to be the one to protect and serve us! At first, this exclusive Toddler Cop Costume was meant to be a joke. Our designers came up with it inspired by their kids' seeming authority. But, the effect was amazing and you'll be able to see it soon! When your kiddo slips into these elastic-band pants and wears the badged, button-down shirt, they'll suddenly feel the responsibility they have to you. The belt, tie, and official-looking hat completes the uniform and will have your little dictator suddenly realizing that they've gotta keep you safe from harm. RESPECTING AUTHORITYYour kiddo will have a totally new perspective on all the things that you do when the tables turn and they are suddenly responsible for maintaining order! Watch them crack down on the no dessert before vegetables rule once they are in this Cop Costume. Just make sure they don't see you with ice cream (though, you're used to that already, aren't you?)
Plus Size Sailor Costume for Men
1326117984$34.99
There aren’t many occupations where wearing a uniform of the brightest white is recommendable. Even in relatively low-impact office jobs, there’s plenty of potential for dirtying up your work clothes. Ask any office jockey who’s sloshed some coffee during the morning commute and then spent the day awkwardly trying to cover up the brown splotches on a pale blue shirt. When it comes to jobs involving a lot of manual labor, the stakes are raised even higher. It’s a messy world out there, and keeping your clothes from reflecting that is a tall order.That makes it all the more remarkable that the classic sailor suit is such a spotless ensemble. Maintaining the ins and outs of a seagoing vessel is far from the world’s tidiest task, especially if guzzling spinach straight out of the can is as regular a sailor’s practice as the cartoons would have us believe. On the other hand, keeping a white suit clean is an excellent exercise in self-discipline, and when you’re far away at sea and you’ve left the nearest laundromat hundreds of miles behind, there’s something to be said for an outfit that can be cleaned with an ample helping of bleach.Fortunately, you probably won’t be wearing this sailor costume while tying shank knots out on the bounding main. That takes off some of the pressure and lets you enjoy looking sharp as a tack in this polyester poplin ensemble. The long-sleeved pullover shirt features navy blue ribbon at the collar and sleeves, a sewn-in necktie, and the all-important sailor’s cap, which just begs to be worn at a jaunty angle. If only it was this easy to look so clean and tidy around the office.
Adult Inflatable Astronaut Costume
1316371870$69.99
Simply Genius, Houston Have you heard the news? NASA has just thought of a brilliant plan to eliminate unnecessary weight in their rockets! You see, protective gear is a must if they want the astronauts to be able to withstand space's atmosphere but spacesuits are big and bulky. The answer is simple: Inflatable spacesuits! The only thing that the astronauts will have to worry about is sharp corners, and there are very few of those in space. Unless they get hit by a comet, in which case they'll probably have more to worry about than whether the comet's surface is a little jagged. Product DetailsExplore the marvels of space when you wear this exclusive Inflatable Astronaut Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white polyester windbreaker fabric. A small, battery-operated fan is installed near the right hip and will inflate the suit when activated. Elastic at the sleeve and ankle cuffs help to keep the circulating air inside. Red, blue and black graphics add fun touches of realism. The fully-enclosed head features a clear plastic face plate. Ready for Spacewalks Releasing the hatch in three...two...one... Get ready to wow your friends by floating around in your official-looking suit! The completely enclosed outfit will both protect you from uncomfortable atmospheres and potentially shield you from small talk, since you can yell, "WHAT? SORRY! CAN'T HEAR THROUGH THIS SUIT!" (You totally can hear through it, but your secret is safe with us.)