DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?We think that the stage magician has suffered just a bit of an unfair stereotype. They're called creepy, weird, and—probably worst of all—hacks! But, aren't they also the folks who manage to completely knock our socks off by sometimes literally stealing our socks right off our feet? Aren't they the ones that can snap their fingers and make us forget that the magic of our favorite fantasy worlds is otherwise restricted to the realm of fiction? It's time to remind the world that we all want to believe in magic and that it is the magician that makes it possible to continue to believe. Sure, we know that it's probably just sleight of hand or a trick of deception... but isn't the point that for a brief moment, we're staring wide-eyed and thinking that this cute character in a flowing black and red cloak just actually channeled ancient secrets through their wand and has the ability to conjure cute animals and money at will? DESIGN & DETAILSIf costumes can do anything, it's that they let us become something amazing. So, what could be better for your aspiring kiddo than the role of a Magician with this deluxe costume. It is crafted in-house by our own team of dedicated believers otherwise known as our costume design team. It includes a pair of elastic waistband pants, a double-breasted vest that features a functional layer of buttons and another for decoration), and a long tailcoat with a satin lapel. All feature a black and red color scheme which, along with the sublimated inner lining of the shoulder cape, looks truly magical. Finish off the look with a bright bowtie and your kiddo is ready to shout out some serious abracadabra spells! IT'S SHOWTIME!When your tyke dons the cape and gives a bow, you know it is time to see some real magic. Even if it is just the big smile your kid is going to have when they slide into this Magician costume, we're sure you'll find your kiddo is going to magically make everyone else wear the same smile, too!
Officer, Do You Copy? Over! Keeping the street safe is a tough job, but someone's got to do it! On the plus side, you get to look official by carrying around a mic set and barking cool-sounding abbreviations and badge numbers into the mouthpiece. Product DetailsCall for backup whenever you need to in this Police Walkie Talkie Costume Accessory Set! The realistic-looking prop includes a faux receiver complete with an antennae. It clips onto your belt or waistband and is attached via vinyl tubing to a plastic mouthpiece that can be clipped onto a shirt. Both pieces feature decals printed with the word "POLICE." Buddy Cop Show Pretend to be giving out orders or calling in the SWAT team with this set clipped to your outfit! If you're dressing up with a friend, you can "chat" to each other all night long and no one will be the wiser.
We all had loads of ideas of what we wanted to be when we grew up. Frankly, most of us still have a pretty big ‘when we grow up’ list and Fred is a couple years from retirement. They say that it takes ten thousand hours of work and you can call yourself an expert in something. So, the math geeks in the office rushed to figure out how many careers we can fit into our lives. We all agreed that we definitely should have started earlier!Especially with some of the most favorite of occupations, we could have all used a few extra hours in before half our days were scheduled for us. And, we’re sure that you are thinking the exact same thing for your kiddo. That’s why we put ourselves to the drawing board to come up with all the special training that we could muster for your tots’ prestigious steps into their future careers.With the Child Orange Astronaut Costume, your kid is ready to initiate the advanced training that only NASA kids normally are exposed to. Numerous patches and pockets provide crucial storage for candy—we mean specialized space cuisine—and plenty of buckles to keep them secure (and occupied) while they are exploring where no child has gone before. With the speed at which our technology is growing each day, we all agree that we are only a few years from finding out whether Star Wars or Star Trek is right; make sure that your child is fully prepared to make one small step for a kiddo and one massive moon leap for kiddo kind!
Look, in this land, we have laws. And your kid can’t just toddle around here, looking as cute as he does, without it being a crime! Our laws are what hold our society together, and if we just allowed every super cute baby to just go around, waving and winking all innocent bystanders, fellow diners, and innocent park dwellers, then we would fall into total chaos! Frankly, your baby’s a disruption, and those chubby cheeks are slobbering all over the fabric of this great nation!So here’s what we’re gonna do…we’re gonna lock that baby up and throw away the key! That’s right, that baby’s been booked…and they can just go right into the (Play) Pen with the rest of the other angel faces. Maybe then those adorable cherub troublemakers will learn their lesson and figure out that, in this country, looking like a cutie patootie has consequences!And while they're in the clink, they're gonna need this Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume! This black and white satiny jumpsuit has Hook and Loop fastener at the back and snaps inside the legs, making it comfy to put on and take off. The attached mesh sleeves feature hilarious tattoos, which will show all the other babies in the Play Pen yard that your little buddy isn't to be messed with! The attached skid resistant booties have sol grips, which will come in handy when your baby is running from the guards after a killer game of Peek-a-Boo. The costume even includes a stretchy striped convict cap, which your baby will need while they're out for long walks with the stroller chain gag. Cheer up, parent! Maybe your baby will get time off for good behavior (but with those cheeks? Wouldn't count on it!).
Going out this Halloween as the baddest biker to ever ride? Want to be the creepiest goth or the heaviest metal head walking around the parties this year? Do you want to dress up as a dog with a darker sense of fashion? Well, this amazing Black Studded Choker will be perfect for completing any of those costume ideas! Slip this around your neck and suddenly increase you intimidation level by a tenfold.Along with having a fear factor to it, this choker is also very fashionable! The combination of silver on black is a beautiful blend that will draw everyone's eyes in. Also, the shiny square studs aren't excessively protruding from the choker, looking to poke someone's eye out. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, so we'd say that's definitely a plus. Grab your own studded choker today and look like the rowdiest renegade at any costume party... just don't be surprised if you get mistaken for a dominatrix... it happens from time to time.
Ready for NASAShe did it! She got accepted to NASA training. Yippee hoo haw! This really is something to get excited about. Sure, she's sharp as tacks on math and she has the physical endurance to run farther than everyone else in cross country. We're sure it's actually her positive attitude and determination to led to her selection, though. NASA only takes the best of the best, and she's all in on that. So, that just means it's time to get her suited up for her first day of pre-pre-astronaut training. We can get her all set up for that with this NASA Kids Blue Jumpsuit Costume. Signature styling along with realistic-looking patches will make her feel like a real deal astronaut, even though she's still learning the ropes!Product DetailsThis stylish suit will have any boy or girl ready for his or her first orbital mission. Made with a 100% polyester, this jumpsuit is designed just like the daily wear NASA astronauts wear while they're relaxing on the International Space Station. The jumpsuit fits with a front zipper and has elastic in the back waistband to help with fit. Printed patches add a realistic touch, the patch design include a Space Shuttle logo, a NASA, a Young Astronaut logo and the American Flag. The baseball cap completes the style, it has a NASA logo patch and fits with a hook & loop fastener size-adjustment band at back.Assemble Your CrewSo, your kid likes the idea, but they'd actually prefer a full astronaut suit? No problem, because we've got plenty of those, too! As it happens we're fully stocked on Astronaut costumes for kids and adults, so that each and every member of your family can get in on the fun. Be sure to shop our entire selection to see the top items!
Guilty As ChargedYou’re innocent, right? That’s what they all say, but we’re sure it's all a misunderstanding. However, until you are proven innocent of your crimes we think it would be best if you wore these Prisoner Shackles. After all, you’ll be out this Halloween and we would feel much safer if you had them on.They’ll go great with the rest of your convict costume. Are the guards actually allowing you to rejoin society for the night? Perhaps you and your chain gang are at the party on a work-release program. We don’t know your story, so it’ll be up to you to tell everyone why you’re in shackles.Product DetailsThis Prisoner Shackles accessory is constructed of plastic. The cuffs are made so that your wrists will be able to easily slide in and out of them. (Don’t tell any prison guards or police officers that.) A plastic chain connects the cuffs. This prop has a very realistic design and looks just like real iron shackles.Check out the rest of our inmate/convict costume accessories and transform into a very convincing prisoner. Partner up with a police escort. The two of you can get into all sorts of hijinks this Halloween!
Firefighters are great people to have around. They're brave, helpful, and really good at keeping you (and your property) from getting too crispy! But as any aspiring firefighter knows, one of the biggest perks of the job is wearing all that cool gear.From fire-resistant slickers and boots to oxygen tanks and fire axes, there's a lot of neat stuff designed to help firefighters live up to their name. And when it's your job to take on burning buildings, all of your equipment needs to be top-notch. That's why we made this adjustable Jr. Fire Chief Light Up Helmet. Anybody can slap a badge decal on the front of their red plastic hat and call it a fire helmet, but ours has flashing lights and makes fire truck noises! Okay. Those might not be the most useful features in an actual fire, but they're pretty great for trick-or-treating or imaginative play.
Protect and Serve Halloween is a really big deal in your house. The holiday doesn't just last one night, but the celebration goes on for several days, with school parties, neighborhood parades, movie marathons, and of course the big event, trick-or-treating. That means the costume your kid picks gets a lot of wear. And even though your little one can't wait to turn themself into a police officer, the prospect of several days in a heavy and hot helmet is not appealing.No worries! We love your Halloween style and want to see your weeklong revelry continue. This Kid's Soft Police Helmet will serve your child's costume needs well. Now, they can look the part without all the weight of a normal helmet. It's so cool and comfy to wear, you may find they reach for this helmet to play cops in the backyard long after Halloween is done!Product DetailsThis helmet has a velour outer shell, a cloth lining, and a thin foam layer in between for shape and comfort. The chin strap keeps it in place for days of Halloween play, and the details—like an embossed police badge and the large POLICE logo—make it look authentic.
Undercover OperationWhen you were told that you would be going undercover, you knew in your heart that you had finally made it to your dream job. You had been waiting all your life for this opportunity, and now it was time to bring all the skills that you have been working on for years and years to the fore.So, when you got the call four days later that you were fired for not showing up to work, you were understandably surprised. You had spent four days in bed, with a few small breaks, but you had been under the covers almost the whole time! Sometimes life can be really unfair.Product DetailsIf you are looking to go undercover as a police officer, then this Women's Plus Size Officer Patty Down Costume is the perfect disguise. The costume includes a dress, hat, belt, nameplate, fingerless gloves, and two badges, which are more than enough to complete your transformation into a classic police officer. The flattering dress is a beautiful shade of blue, while the vintage style hat and adjustable belt give you plenty of that police style. When you wear this uniform, we promise that you will feel as great as you look!Not Just For Day-putiesWhether you want to work during the day or at night, this costume is all you need to transform yourself for the role. Just watch out for anyone who looks as criminally great as you while you are out and about in this cool costume!
Almost CrimesWe have to admit: we know you’re on the right side of the law and all, but the authenticity of this good-looking costume is almost criminal!But then, you’ve always been someone who appreciates doing things by the book, so it’s no huge surprise to us that you do up Halloween right. You’re the guy who takes his car to the dealer when it needs a repair; you’re the guy who actually changes the filter on the water pitcher the day it turns red; you’re the guy who claims 100% of his cash tips to the IRS. Hey, we’re not causing trouble; we applaud your stand-up citizenry. We wish there were more of you out there.Product DetailsPatrol the party in this police officer uniform and the masses will abide by whatever rules you set. This deluxe costume comes with everything you need to look like the authentic article, from the uniform blues to the badge to the tie and police cap. All you’ll need to finish it off is a cop belt with all the tools of the trade, so the next bad guy who shows up dressed as “the guy who doesn’t wear costumes” can be cuffed and read his rights.
Dazzling New UniformHave you ever wondered why NASA uniforms are usually white? White seems so ordinary! Shouldn't the coolest job on planet Earth have some kind of flashy outfit... like a brilliant bright pink color?Well, as it turns out, NASA chooses white for their astronaut uniforms because white reflects heat better than other colors. This helps keep the astronaut from getting too hot while working outside of their spacecraft. The white suits are also easier to see in the empty black vacuum of space. So, maybe we won't see real NASA astronauts wearing pink any time soon, but at least your little one can wear a flashy suit when she puts this Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume on!Product DetailsThis child NASA astronaut costume is inspired by the ones worn by real NASA astronauts. Of course, this one takes the liberty of adding an eye-catching pink color. It might not be practical when heading out into outer space, but it does add a splash of color to any costume party. The jumpsuit has an elastic waistband and a zipper in the front, making it easy for any child to change into. The attached belt fastens with a buckle at the waist. The suit has pockets on the legs and sleeves, so your little astronaut can carry a few essentials that they might need when they venture out into space! Finally, the costume comes with a baseball cap that comes in a matching pink color. Once your child is all suited up, she'll be ready for her next space mission!The Great Space ExplorerIf your child dreams of blasting off to outer space, then encourage the dream! Get them this astronaut costume kids and you may even be inspired the next great space explorer of the next generation.
Mission timeIt's time for a mission. That's right! It's top-secret and of the utmost importance. Like, totally, super-important! It's going to take the top soldiers in the platoon, and it's going to take an elite leader, too. We better call on an all-time great commander to lead this Black Ops mission!So, the mission is (drumroll please) raiding the pantry, of course, and all the sweetest snacks are on the line. We're talking cupcakes, candy, and maybe even some soda to wash it down, too! But it's going to take a top caliber force to take control of the disputed territory in the kitchen. We just better make sure their commander is a total boss.Which is why we're calling on your girl to be the leader. She's ready, she's willing, and gosh darnit, she's pretty hungry, too! We're sure she won't mind ordering her besties around in a kitchen take-over, but we better get her dressed for the part. With this Girl's Military commander Costume!Design & DetailsThis Girl's Military Commander is Made by Us, designed right here in our own costume studios! Our costume designers studied other girl's military costumes, and even watched some action flicks, too, for design inspiration. The end result? This super stylish costume. It's a serious upgrade from your standard costume experience!Camo pants and a printed t-shirt style top look decidedly military-chic, and the vest and pillbox hat just seal the deal. You can add a pair of aviator shades, fingerless gloves, and a bullet bandolier to get the costume look just like we have it pictured, but in all honesty, it looks great without the accessories, too! Costume fun or just for regular ol' funWhen costume season is on the horizon, a military costume is an always-popular Halloween choice. But the fun doesn't have to stop after Halloween! There's plenty of backyard fun to be had, too, and this costume is ready for playtime. Check out all of our kids' military costumes to get your whole platoon outfitted in camo!
Hungry, Hungry HeistWierd things happen when you get hungry. You're just not the morally stable character you usually consider yourself. Something in you simply shifts. You get a lot more sneaky. Working at your desk simply isn't an option. Visions of hamburgers and fries dance in your head like an intense version of the Night Before Christmas. So it's no wonder that you veer off your normal moral path when the hunger pangs take you over. Go ahead and embrace your hungry villainous side. You'll feel like you set your secret thieving side free! All you need is this striped costume and people will know to guard their snacks with an eagle eye. They've been warned.Product Details & DesignThis striped jumpsuit will make you feel like you're on top of the fast food sneak game! It is pretty chic all on its own. A gold-lined cloak layers over the top. The red tie and gloves add a shot of color. The costume is finished off with knee-high striped socks, the distinctive burglar flat top hat, and a black eye mask. When you wear this burglar costume folks are sure to forgive you when you steal extra pieces of candy from the office candy bowl. You can't help your nature!Okay, Here's the PlanIf you're about to execute a genius heist, you've got to have a master plan. Put on some cheerful red sneakers so that it's easy to make an escape. Get yourself a few cohorts to make sure you'll have a getaway driver and someone to cause a distraction. Whatever hamburger joint... er bank... er jewelry shop you choose to raid has no chance! So go ahead and get in touch with that morally ambiguous side that comes out when you're hungry. There's no better time than Halloween to let your inner sneak run free!
Find Your WayDo you feel like finding the right Halloween costume is a bit like navigating your way out of the woods without a compass? There are so many great options, it can be overwhelming. But you're looking for something fresh, unique, wholesome, and outdoorsy. Something that really feels like you. A look that speaks to your personality as a natural-born leader, problem-solver, and positive thinker. Hey, now that you mention it, that sounds an awful lot like this Women's Savvy Scout Costume!Decked out in this darling, uniform-inspired costume, you can take charge and help the party thrive — it'll be you who starts the bonfire and keeps it roaring, not to mention getting those marshmallows roasting. You scouts always find a way to make things better!Design & DetailsOur in-house design team earned not one, but two — craftsmanship and quality — badges for their effort and skill in creating this exclusive look. It's a sweet combo of a white top with yellow piping, a sailor-inspired collar, and your scout troop number right on the front. The zip-up green skirt features pleating and functional front pockets with gold trim. Add the decorative sash, complete with all your accomplishments, and the green cap.Be PreparedTrust us, everyone at the party will feel much better knowing they have a bona fide scout in their midst...just in case y'all have to make a break for it and run into the woods to escape an unexpected zombie apocalypse. Hey, it's Halloween, you never know what will happen. Good thing you scouts always keep your cool!
WHAT'S ON THE MENU?Can you picture it? What would be on the menu if your child was in charge of it?An appetizer of macaroni in cheese, served with extra cheese in the dinosaur bowl. For the main course, a second helping of macaroni and cheese with parmesan cheese, eaten with a spork. Finally, for dessert, an entire pint of chocolate chip ice cream, served with marshmallows and an entire bottle of chocolate syrup on top.Hmm... that actually sounds rather delicious! Perhaps you actually should put your little one in charge of the menu! You can start by outfitting them with this child-sized chef hat.PRODUCT DETAILThis child's Chef Hat is made out of a sturdy twill and features an adjustable band with a fastener in back. The top has that poofy style, made famous by all of the star chefs of the world. Just slip it on your child's head and you can turn them into the head honcho when it comes to food decisions in your home!COOKS IN THE KITCHENCreate a quick and cute chef costume for your child by pairing this hat with a white apron. You can even make them wear it during the next cooking adventure you have with them!
Are you planning on spending a little time in space? It doesn't matter if you've got a 72 hour orbit coming up or even a 3 year mission to Mars planned, when you're out there in zero gravity, you're going to need an authentic look to fit in with your NASA ilk. And ladies, let us tell ya, this women's plus size astronaut jumpsuit costume will have you ready to blast off!When you've got this fun jumpsuit costume, you'll feel ready to party with your crew on the slow roll towards the red planet, or it will have you ready for late night training sessions at Cape Canaveral. And with the iconic styling of this costume, you'll be ready to head straight from the flight simulator to the club, to dance and let everyone know that you're a serious space cadet!The orange and white jumpsuit zips up in the front for an authentic touch. Detailed patches give you that extra credibility, and you can add a NASA helmet (sold separately) for a signature touch. This costume has a hip hugging style, and in plus sizes 1X and 2X, you're going to have just the right fit for your mission. Grab this costume for your Halloween fun, or to start your advanced space training. This costume is made and designed by us, and it's exclusively available right here. But... we are going to ask you one quick favor when you wear this look. When you finally make it to orbit, can you drop us a line and let us know just what it's like to be in zero gravity? We've always wondered about that one...
Back in the olden days, one of the biggest reasons to even have kids was so you could have tons of free help when it came to running your homestead. Needed more hands in the fields? Just had to have some more kids! Didn’t have fields but had a lot of kids? There were factories that were happy to pay top dollar to have those nimble little hands work long hours at running their machines!And so, sure, it wasn’t exactly the most heartwarming or loving way to start a family, but let’s face it: Every now and again, parent, we all wish we could bring back the days when we could just treat kids like tiny adults and expect them to earn their keep. Think about it! Wouldn’t it be nice to just turn to that 3 yr old and say, “Hey. That food yer eatin’ costs money. And you got yourself a 3 year deficit that you better start workin’ off with some light housekeeping.” *throws them a scrubbing brush* “Now get to washin’ and polishin’ that floor!” But we can’t, because while that’s entertaining when it happens to a bunch of singing rag-tag orphans or street urchins, these days? Social Services does not take kindly to child labor.So honestly, the best you can hope for is getting your little one this Toddler Chef Costume and hope that it inspires them to take up the family cooking, all on its own. Which might not be that big a pipe dream, because just look at this costume - your tiny buddy will feel just like an authentic culinary master in the chef's toque hat, official-looking white poplin jacket, and black & white homespun gingham pants. Who wouldn't put this on and think, "Hey, you know what? I've been spending most of my young life just sitting around, when I could have been spending that time in the kitchen, learning how to whip up a soufflé, or, at the very least, teaching myself how to get my own cereal ready when it's breakfast time." And then you just give them a little encouraging push, and before you know it, your child is cooking and serving all of your family's meals! Genius!
Stand Back! I Have a Stick! Honestly, it is very confusing to us why police officers carry nightsticks. It would seem that a Taser or pepper would be far more helpful, whereas pulling out a nightstick would look a little odd. At least it is a very impressive stick and it looks fun to carry. You could use it to gently bop your radio if it wasn't working, because everyone knows that tapping things makes them go back to normal. Product DetailsComplete a realistic police costume with an exclusive Nightstick Costume Prop Accessory! The molded plastic prop measures approximately twenty inches long and is widest at its business end. A cord wrist loop is attached to the textured hand grip. On the BeatAnyone can carry a toy gun, but it takes real commitment to authenticity to carry a nightstick! Maybe a real cop will let you do a ride-along. Maybe he or she will even let you push the button that turns on the siren! (Probably not, but it's fun to dream.)
Read All About It!Oh to be a child selling newspapers on the streets of New York! The singing! The charming ribbing! The hats! What's that you say? We've seen too many musicals and have romanticized the Newsboy profession? Well, that makes sense. We're sure it was a hard life. But these kids had such a great way of talking so they must have been having some sort of fun. For instance, if you had to sand the trap, you just had to stop off somewhere. And if you were dreamin' through a pipe, you had made a mistake. We're going to try using some of this lingo in our real lives but first, we're going to slip one of these Newsboys caps on our head so people know what vibe we're going for. New York, here we come!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us tweed Newsboy cap is perfect for topping off a variety of historical looks. The mini visor has a stiff brim to make it easy to toss into the air at the height of a song. With a head circumference of twenty-two inches, it's sized to fit kids. Pair this with an adorable tweed jacket or a button-up with suspenders, and your child will be ready to sell some papers!
There is a great, famous children’s’ book about what would happen if a child was put in charge of running the zoo. We’re guessing you’ve read it…upwards of 1,000 times.Here is a look that your little zoo enthusiast is bound to go ape over! He has just helped to feed the baboons (his little siblings) and now he's off for his nightly ritual: visiting his favorite animals at his “zoo.” He has all his stuffed animals lined up on his bed and ready for bed. there are lions and jaguars and giraffes of course, but your little tyke is such an animal lover that he’s even collected the more rare specimens: a stuffed bush baby, meerkat, and gnu. He can tell you the difference between a chimp and gorilla and bonobo, and if you ever, EVER, make the mistake of thinking a cheetah can roar, he’s sure to correct you. He’s already halfway through the job requirements, so why not make his dreams come true for a day in this Child Zoo Keeper Costume? While he’s dressed this way, you may as well take advantage of his official looking khaki jumpsuit, patches and all, and ask him to take care of the animals around the house. The kitty needs feeding and the dog needs a walk! The adjustable belt and matching hat of this outfit will have him feeling super official as he even remembers to feed the goldfish. We think your keeper kid will be so taken with his costume, he just may wear it to try to sweet talk his way into filling out a job application.
Where's the Fun in Order?Do you ever get tired of getting in trouble with the local law enforcement? Have you ever gotten ticketed for "zooming" down the road, even though you were totally following the "just over five" rule? (That's a rule, right?) And, come on. Sometimes those residential zones need a wake-up call at 60 mph. You checked and there were no kids around. It was safe! Or parking in front of fire hydrants. Or texting while driving. Or committing petty fraud. Or breaking into jewelry stores.Police officers have no sense of humor! You never dreamed they’d actually write you up for driving the wrong way down a one-way during rush hour. It was the quickest way home! Cops these days are so sanctimonious, with their hard stance on laws and rules and what it means to break them. Though, maybe we can try to see it from their side...Product DetailsIf you’re tired of being on the receiving end of tickets, maybe you’d like to see what’s it like to be the one giving them out. We guess technically impersonating an officer is also breaking a rule, but you can feel like one in this Women’s Police Shirt and Tie. Lay down the law while looking good while wearing the flattering V-neck shirt with silver snap buttons and decorative patches, along with the matching tie. You can button the shirt all the way or tie it at your waist for a little extra sauciness. You’ll be the one getting frisky in this Women’s Police Shirt and Tie! Just try to refrain from actually pulling anyone over, since you’re not really a cop… even if you look just as good as one!A Public ServiceAlright, maybe some of those rules we mentioned were in place for good reason. We don't want too much chaos so we can make sure that our fun celebrations stay safe and enjoyable for everyone. That's why this Police Shirt and Tie outfit might be just the thing to keep the peace and the fun pace!
The Best Job EverRaise your hand if you'd like to be a firefighter when you grow up! Those first responders have the most awesome-looking job in the world. They get to drive huge red trucks with blaring sirens really fast, and then use an enormous, powerful hose to stop flames from destroying buildings. They can climb tall ladders and use hatchets to chop through walls and doors. Plus, they get to wear super cool helmets! Where do we sign up? Product DetailsBetter slide down that fire pole pronto, because once you put this Black Light Up and Sound Fire Chief Kid's Helmet on your head, you're on the job! The molded plastic helmet has an attached crest that lights up and makes a siren sound when activated. A printed gold "Fire Chief" badge on the front and green reflector strips on the side make it look extra realistic. Here Come the Fire TrucksWant to dress as a firefighter for Halloween? This helmet is the perfect addition to your costume! Remember to check with any available grownups before chopping through walls.
Do you ever find yourself behaving...inexplicably? For instance, do you like to offer complete strangers small comforts like comically small pillows, half cans of soda, or blankets so thin they’re transparent? Do you not only love using belt buckles but take pleasure in demonstrating their correct operation to crowds of captivated (and captive) onlookers?Don’t worry -- these are all perfectly normal compulsions for a healthy person to have. They just mean you have an inner flight attendant who’s itching to get out! There’s a part of you that loves gallivanting across the powder blue skies, exploring the world from 39,000 feet at 575 miles per hour in a plane that weighs more than a house. It’s all very natural. But now that you’re content to be a flight attendant, how do you look like one?With our help, of course! The Friendly Skies Flight Attendant Costume comes with a dress, hat, and scarf will have you ready to take flight -- or just go for a trip. People will like you so much that they’ll want to press the little “call attendant” button even when they haven’t got an actual emergency. And remember: if no one actually sees you hit someone with the drink cart, it’s like it never even happened!
The New RookieDoes your little one want to protect and serve? We have just the thing for you. This Child Deluxe Police Officer Costume is guaranteed to make him feel like a part of the force without. You will absolutely make his day with this authentic ensemble and he can go about channeling his energy into other officer-like traits: being a standup brother, an honorable citizen of your household, and a classroom leader. Before you know it, he’ll be patrolling the neighborhood, making sure his little sister stays safe, and he'll be eating his fair share of donuts (well, he already does that one without the suit!) You’ll love his commitment to integrity and honor, and he’ll look adorable as he tries to become a little hero for you and your family!Product DetailsOf course, the right attitude only gets you so far--he’ll need the right uniform, too. Our navy blue outfit has all the patches and badges you’d expect from a real-life officer of the law. If your kiddo loves it, he can tip his police hat to us in thanks!
This Way, SirYou're minding your own business at home. Drinking your coffee at the kitchen counter while reading the news on your phone. You didn't know that you were breaking the rules. But apparently, the kitchen became a VIP section overnight. Only parents who were making pancakes were allowed to hang out at the counter. No pancakes? No access. We guess that's what happens when you hire your child to be your home's security guard. Are they cheaper than hiring an outside bouncer? Yes, absolutely. Will they start making their own rules if they're given even the tiniest hint of power? Yes, absolutely.Design & DetailsYour child will look like they have some serious authority when they put on this Made By Us Security Guard Costume. The costume includes a jacket made of windbreaker fabric so that you can hear trouble coming before it arrives, giving you time to straighten up before you get into trouble. Security is printed on the front and in back in block letters so you can't miss it.The jacket is complimented with an authoritative ball cap and an earpiece, making it look like your child has backup just waiting to escort anyone who dares to misbehave off the premises.The TeamAre you looking for a unique family costume? This security look can accompany a president costume, movie star look, or simply have the whole family dress as part of the security team. After all, it's important for any Halloween party to have plenty of security. You never know what ghosts and ghouls will get up to!
There is an art to learning to fly, or rather a knack...Putting on aviator sunglasses makes you a pilot right? Not quite. You have to have a great desire to be a mile above the surface of the earth, when you have that then you can enroll in flight school. This is where you will learn the art of flying. You will learn all the instruments in the cockpit. All the shiny buttons.You will also need to blend in. With this Aviator Costume Kit you will be well on your way to being a respected pilot. So, leave your aviators at home, slip on these goggles instead, and get ready to learn the subtle art of aviation. Just whatever you do not take the call name Goose. Or become friends with anyone called Maverick. Just take our word for it....the knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Oh no! She's been locked up! But the only question is... is she going to be doing hard time, or fun time? We're guessing that even if she's locked up in a high security prison, there's going to be a whole lot of fun in the jail cell with your little one locked behind bars!Of course we're just kidding, because anyone who wants to lock up your sweetheart is obviously a knucklehead! But if you'd like to give her that jail bound and down look, this classic girl's prisoner costume is definitely to the go-to look. With a design based on old timey prison uniforms, this striped shirt and pants combination comes with matching hat. It even has a prisoner number printed on the chest so it looks official! All polyester construction with elastic waistband for fit, you can be sure that this will be an easy and fun costume look.Create a truly comedic family group theme when you dress Ma and Pa up as cops or prison guards, or turn your entire family into a group of prisoners on the lam when you use our matching costumes available in men's and women's styles! When your gang goes as this jailbird group, we're sure that you'll be ready to bust out in no time. This design is made by us, and available for sale exclusively here. Pick up prop handcuffs and a ball and chain accessory to make it look like she's really doing hard time!
Are you known to live life in the fast lane? Oh, be honest, we won't judge you! We'll even let you in on a little secret about our past: we love the fast lane. In our heyday, we were attracted to a lifestyle that can best be described as 'exciting,' doing the absolute most to act as a real life James Bond. We filled our days full of adventure and intrigue, plus we loved taking plenty of risks. If your current lifestyle is similar to our former one, don't hide it. Advertise it! Crank up the Eagles classic song, "Life in the Fast Lane," and go crazy! Don't conceal all your dangerous ambitious by wearing a Halloween costume that can best be described as 'ordinary' or 'safe,' (we're looking at you, bed sheet ghost costume.) Publicize your appetite for hedonism by wearing a costume that represents your pedal-to-the-metal lifestyle!Zoom into the party wearing this racer jumpsuit and make it known that you prefer the flashy style of living. It will be obvious once everyone sees you in this bright red costume! Step into the red jumpsuit with full zipper and you'll be ready for maximum speeds. This plus size women's costume features checkered flag decals and zippered cargo pockets so all your valuables are stored safely while you're zipping through the party, brushing shoulders with your pals. Accelerate the look by adding combat boots and aviator sunglasses. Don't be surprised if you unintentionally leave others in the dust; not everyone can keep up with a girl like you!
Toddler Building Contractors Imagine tossing a toddler the keys to a construction vehicle. They would have so much fun! But if their sandbox play is anything to judge by, there would be very little left of the town once they were finished with their renovations. Who needs houses, streets, grocery stores, or shops when you could have a SUPER HUGE HOLE instead? Sure, you can shop in a store and drive on a street, but you can first dig a hole and then play in that hole all day! Can't argue with that logic. Product DetailsYour little digger will love this Ride in Excavator Toddler Costume! The exclusive outfit consists of a stuffed tunic shaped like a big yellow excavator. Slip it over your little one's head so that it stays on via the gray shoulder straps. They can wear it over a comfy pair of street clothes. The chest is shaped like the front of the excavator complete with a windshield and a long scooper. The sides both have soft-stuffed gray "treads" just like the real deal. You Can Dig It! All right, everybody, it's time to start the next job! The town hired this company to dig holes, and that's just what we're gonna do. We won't rest until everything in sight is dug up - because what's the point of having an excavator if you don't use it to excavate? The only time we'll take a break is to eat Halloween candy to keep our strength up. Then it's back to work.
Calling all captainsDid you see the news that just came across the wire? We've got a four-alarm fire on the other side of town. So, the only thing to do is to get suited up to help save the day. That's right, we need you to join the firefighter crew. But, you're not just any old firefighter. Nope, you have some experience, and you're a leader, too. So it's time for you to become the Fire Captain. Don't think you're quite ready for it yet? Naw, we're sure you've got it covered. As long as, and this is the important part, you dress for success. Naturally, you're going to want to choose this Men's Fire Captain Costume. It has an authentic style, but it's styled and designed to be a fun costume! Sure, we'll throw a standard disclaimer on, and advise this costume is not going to have you ready to fight fires. But as for looking the part? This costume will be just the thing!Design and DetailsThis Fire Captain Men's Costume is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com, because we thought the typical Halloween firefighter costume needed a bit of an upgrade. That's why we've designed it with heavy duty pants, real reflective striping, and a screen printed t-shirt to make it look official. 100 percent polyester, this costume looks great when you add accessories, just like we have it pictured!Hot costumes and a lot moreYou know our firefighter costumes are the hottest to be found, because that's what firefighting is all about. Of course, we've got plenty of other great themes and styles, too. Whether you'd like to be an officer of the law or even a supreme court judge, we've got the selection to get your style just right, along with every member of your group theme. So, go on, start with this firefighter's costume, and see where the action takes you!
Adventure is a fickle beast. You know how it is, you plan a vacation for months, you get to the location with all sorts of ideas in mind. You're going to meet the locals, find the spots that tourists don't know about, maybe your new local friends will take you to a secret ocean bay after swearing you to secrecy. In the end it doesn't take long until you're lying on the beach and going to the super cute but super touristy tiki bar.The thing is, if you want adventure you can't dress for reading on the beach or you'll end up reading on the beach. You know who wouldn't end up reading on the beach in a tropical location? Tell you what, an air force lady pilot, that's who. This imaginary awesome Air Force pilot would get some intel from the locals when she meets them at the bay that she already knew about from flying around in her jet. It wouldn't take long for her to find out about the dangerous rebels in the area and seek them out without even disturbing the resort that you're lazing around at. That's right, bet you didn't even know there were rebels in the area when you were sipping mojitos (umm, there aren't, this is imaginary).When you slip on this flight suit you'll feel adventure call your name. How can you ignore that song when you've got the suit and the hat? Mojito time is over. This time, you're going to barrel roll right up to that fickle beast and put her in your backseat. You and adventure are going for a ride.
Life in the Fast LaneSome people don't get it. They spend their whole lives driving the speed limit. They spend more time pumping the brakes than they do testing their limits. Others? Well, they need a little octane in their life. The gas pedal is their best friend, and they scoff at the posted speed limits. They live life in the fast lane, and if you do too, then you're ready for this Women's Zoom Costume.Product DetailsInspired by racing suits, this race car driver jumpsuit adds a splash of playfulness with a bright pink color. The suit is composed of a spandex blend material that stretches to provide a form fit and the zipper in front helps make this easy to change into. The front of the jumpsuit has a variety of appliqued and embroidered patches, and the side stripes really help you feel like a veteran driver.The costume also comes with a pair of gloves and sunglasses to complete the look. The gloves are fingerless and feature a checkerboard print on them, and the wire-rimmed glasses feature mirrored lenses. When you have it all on, you'll be ready to put the pedal to the metal!
Train of ThoughtHave you ever noticed that the more you travel, the more places there seem to be on your bucket list? You're proud to check off the Grand Canyon then on the way there, someone tells you about the sweeping landscape of Yosemite National Park or the ancient wonders of Mesa Verde National Park. And then you get to the Grand Canyon and you realize that you can't visit this vista only once. Sure, the growing list of places to visit might be inconvenient but in the end, it's a good thing. Because we live in a wonderful world that's full of amazing places to explore. What you need is an outfit that tells the people in your life that you're looking to see the sites and take on new territory. Who knows, when you put on this classic engineer costume, you might get a few invites to go on road trips. Who wouldn't want their own personal engineer to drive them to Carlsbad Caverns?Details & DesignYou'll feel like an adventure is just around the corner when you throw on this Made by Us train engineer costume. The costume is intricate with details like pockets, real buttons on the flaps, and useable pockets on the back that are perfect for your engineer sweat/ grease rags. A blue workman shirt is layered underneath and is complemented with a red bandana. The look is topped off with an instantly recognizable engineer hat to make your adventurous look complete.On the Right TrackIt's great to pick a costume that you can wear again and again. Heading to a western themed party? The engineer is right at home! Is there a grade school reading event? What better way to read The Little Engine that could. Whatever the event is, we're sure you'll always be able to engineer a reason to throw this costume on!
The Girl in BlueYou don't become a police officer by accident. Twisted things happen all the time in our crazy world. But you're all about making things a little bit better. Writing parking tickets, pulling over distracted drivers, and helping elderly folks cross the street. It might not be glamorous, but it all helps keep everyone safe.You'll be ready to keep the streets safe when you're dressed up in this fashionable but no-nonsense policewoman ensemble. You'll like the slim cut pants that can be paired with cute boots or sensible shoes. The button-up short sleeve top is cinched with a wide belt, perfect for holding your handcuffs. The look is topped off with a structured hat and polished with metallic badges to make you look official. Product DetailsAre you ready to protect and serve? This cop costume is sure to make this Halloween a favorite! This women's police costume comes with everything you need to look the part. It starts with a button-up shirt in the navy blue color of classic cop uniforms. The matching pants fit with an elastic band for a comfortable fit. It also comes with a black, faux leather belt that fits around your waist. The hat has elastic in the band to fit most sizes and the costume even comes with clip-on badges to round out the look. Put it all together and you have an authentic look that will make you feel like a real law enforcement agent.
GET STRAIGHT TO THE AIRIt used to be a lot easier to get your wings and sail through the sky. But, now, you'll be expected to tackle at least 1,500 hours in the air (not to mention a ton of cash) to get your license to ferry people from place to place in a plane.That's basically two months of flying for 24 hours a day... and we're pretty sure that folks aren't going to let you just hit autopilot while you sneak in a nap. That's not nearly enough time to get your shoulder patches for your next social affair. How will you impress everyone with your pilot smile?DESIGN & DETAILSFortunately, our in-house designers have thousands of hours logged at the drawing board and have crafted this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie to give you a wing up over the rest. This long-sleeved button-up shirt has a pristine collar, dual pockets, and blue and gold accents at the shoulder to mark you as an official pilot. Keep things professional with the navy blue tie and you're ready to fly.A SHORTCUT TO THE SKIESIt takes a long time and tons of cash to earn your pilot wings. While we're not sure it is considered 100% official according to the FAA, you'll at least look the part with this exclusive Pilot Shirt and Tie set!
Are you usually the friend who lays down the law? Who makes the rules? Better yet, are you the one who constantly finds yourself between friends helping them hash out arguments? We know the type. You're a peace-maker. An arm of justice.If this is the case, then we've got just the outfit for you. Because, to us it sounds like you're more than just an enforcer. It sounds like you make judgment calls. No, it wasn't his cookie and he shouldn't have touched it. Yes, she did yell too loudly and should be more considerate. So-and-so should definitely apologize... do any of these sound like you? We thought so. You're definitely Judge material. So if you're going to go around settling disputes between friends, making judgement calls, and telling people how to fix things, you should at least look the part. That's where our Adult Judge Costume comes in. This is a 100 percent black polyester robe that zips up in the front. Wear it over a dress or suit just like the real judges. Find yourself a ridiculous wig and big wooden gavel. Look judgmentally over your glasses at your friends. Give your friends a reason to call you "Your Honor." It's sounding better and better by the minute, isn't it? We thought it would. The verdict is officially in on this outfit and the jury agrees: it's definitely a win.
ROLE SWAP!?You've gotten pretty used to the power dynamic in the house. You're in charge and the kiddo is supposed to listen to your word of law. Bedtime? Yeah, that's right on the dot and there is to be immediate hand-washing, pajama-wearing, and head-pillow-hitting! Naturally, your little one listens to you without question and even eats all their vegetables, right? Doesn't even ever give you the 'why are you doing this to me' face, yeah!? No? Wait... does your toddler think that they run the house and you're just there to serve? Well, actually, now that we think about it, that's how most of our houses run, too. (Heck, when the kids visit the office, the same thing happens!) Those kids know just how to run us ragged. How does someone not even half our size manage to think that they're the boss so often? And all without actually having to do any of the work!? Well, we've got a trick up our sleeve to show our little kiddo commandos what's what!DESIGN & DETAILSTime for our tots to be the one to protect and serve us! At first, this exclusive Toddler Cop Costume was meant to be a joke. Our designers came up with it inspired by their kids' seeming authority. But, the effect was amazing and you'll be able to see it soon! When your kiddo slips into these elastic-band pants and wears the badged, button-down shirt, they'll suddenly feel the responsibility they have to you. The belt, tie, and official-looking hat completes the uniform and will have your little dictator suddenly realizing that they've gotta keep you safe from harm. RESPECTING AUTHORITYYour kiddo will have a totally new perspective on all the things that you do when the tables turn and they are suddenly responsible for maintaining order! Watch them crack down on the no dessert before vegetables rule once they are in this Cop Costume. Just make sure they don't see you with ice cream (though, you're used to that already, aren't you?)
Serve in Style Police officers have a lot of equipment to carry around: Tazers, handguns, specialized kits, notepads and pens and flashlights...the list goes on and on. It only makes sense to have some of their tools serve double duty. What if you could cuff a criminal with the same item that stores your lip balm? Sounds pretty amazing! Product DetailsYou have the right to remain stylish when you accessorize with this exclusive Police Handcuffs Purse! The fabric purse is shaped and printed to look like a pair of handcuffs. A zippered inner closure keeps your IDs, money, and other essentials secure. The sliver-tone wrist strap is decorated with a cutout key charm. Put Your Hands Behind Your Back! Show you mean business this year by pairing your cop costume with this adorable purse! Even if you can't actually cuff anyone with it, it's still one piece of equipment you won't want to go on beat without.
BEHIND ENEMY LINESThe season is a dangerous one. There are dangerous beasts that break through the veil between our world and the next, invading the land and threatening to return back to their own land after stealing all of our most precious of resources. Sure, there are other military folks who rise up to help protect us from the goblins and ghosts that have breached through the portal, but the monsters will claim them with claw and moan before long.The only way that we can assure victory against the creatures of the night and return back to base with enough of your own candy resources is to take a slightly more stealthy route. Your soldier will need to blend into the environment and perhaps even be able to walk among them for a time. They must be prepared, geared up, and all of it needs to be of a solid enough quality that it isn't going to fall apart in the middle of the mission! Fortunately, we've got their back! DESIGN & DETAILSYou can be certain that your kiddo will succeed in gathering up all the choice candy and avoiding harm from demon, devil, and Disney princess thanks to our hard-working designers who have created this exclusive Kid's Camo Trooper Costume. The shirt and pants feature a camouflage look to bolster their wilderness stealth while the vest features fiberfill padding to bulk up those chest and shoulder muscles. (Plus, the cargo pockets for extra candy storage is always a bonus!) The molded helmet gives a dose of security while the skeleton-print mask and gloves channel a bit of terror and even additional camouflage while they're walking with the undead! If all else fails, the toy grenade and knife can defend your tyke and they can cheer their victory with the walkie-talkie upon securing those tasty treats! SUCCESSFUL MISSIONS ANY TIMEIt is one thing to know that you've got the perfect gear for a successful candy reconnaissance one night a year. But, when your kids have this amazing Camo Trooper Costume, they'll be able to achieve victory whenever they want to sneak into enemy territory to recover the treats. Of course, if they are your treats, you might want to get an adult size for yourself so your prizes aren't pilfered!
Backyard Boot CampTen-hut! Your little one has guts! He has the determination! Now, it's time to mold him into one tough little soldier that can take on any mission that you give him.His first training mission? Successfully secure cookies from the kitchen for snack time! Second mission? Have him sneak through the living room to see if his covert ops skills are ready for the big leagues! Final mission? Do a little neighborhood reconnaissance to see if the neighborhood kids want to play at the park!Of course, before your young little soldier begins his training, you might want to get him this Modern Combat Soldier Costume, which was designed by our team of costume designersDesign & DetailsThis kid's costume helps your child achieve the look of a real soldier! It's based on modern combat attire in the military and comes with a simple jumpsuit and hat to recreate the style. The jumpsuit features an all-over digital camouflage print and fits with fasteners in front. The suit has functional cargo pockets on each sleeve and matching pockets on the pant legs. It even has a U.S. flag patch embroidered onto the sleeve to help add a patriotic look. Finally, the matching cadet-style hat has a foam backing and a stiff bill to complete the look.Ready for the Mission!When you gear your child up in this Modern Combat Soldier Costume, he'll be ready for his first mission! Of course, you might want to start with something simple, like guarding the cookie jar or cleaning the mess hall. Once he's mastered those tasks, you send him on all the important mission. And be sure to equip him with one of our toy weapons! You never know when some imaginary enemies will show up to cause some trouble!
Your girl has been asking to be a witch for Halloween. You agreed, a witch is fairly easy to accomplish. Get her a cute little dress, some striped tights, a pointy hat, and a broom. And, honestly you can’t wait to see her decked out in her little witchy costume. Running around putting spells on her older brother, and even the dog. But she is still missing one thing to complete her bewitching look.She is still missing these Girl’s Black Ballet Flats. They are the perfect thing to let her run around jumping off furniture as she tries to fly. You’ll have fun watching your witch as she trick or treats around your neighborhood. Everyone telling her what a magical little girl she is. And the elastic strap across the top of these ballet flats will keep her from running right out of her shoes during her Halloween candy induced sugar high! Good luck getting her to bed this year.
To the MoonHave you ever wanted to take a trip to the moon? It's an old-fashioned dream these days, but there was a time when every kid would look up into the night's sky, fantasizing about piloting a rocket to the moon. Well, we're keeping that dream alive! You might not have grown up to be the astronaut that you always dreamed about being when you were little, but with the right astronaut costume accessories, you can feel like a true space explorer!This Adult Cosmonaut Helmet brings you a realistic helmet that you can wear to relive those childhood fantasies! It's an exclusive helmet, designed by our team and it'll have you ready for the next adventure into outer space.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design helps you feel like a real astronaut! The molded helmet is shaped like a classic space helmet and features some realistic details to help you get into character. The top has a NASA symbol in the middle, while the back features an American flag. The front even has a gold-tinted visor to bring the whole space-ready style together. Just pair it up with one of our astronaut costumes to craft an iconic look!
Doggo Deliveries Do you ever wonder why most doggos bark at the mailman every single day? Some people think that it's because they want to scare them away... but we have a theory! We think that certain dogs may just be jealous of your local mailman. They want to fetch those packages and deliver them to their master! They do such a good job of bringing the ball back during their games of fetch, so maybe they just want a shot at a little promotion!Well, does your doggo bark at the mail carrier? Then maybe it's time you gave your pooch a promotion! This adorable USPS Dog Mail Carrier Costume will turn your proud puppy into the bestest mail boy in the neighborhood!Product DetailsThis dog costume comes with everything your pet needs to look like a mail carrier! It comes with a shirt that fits over your dog's front legs and closes in back with fasteners. The front of the shirt has a pair of plush arms that hang down in front. The included box fits fastens in between the plush arms, so your good boy or girl will be ready to deliver packages all day long! Finally, the hat really finished off the whole look! Your pup will be ready for their new job in no time!
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly awayIt's always fun to take a nostalgic trip and visit the past through glamorous rose colored lenses. Take air travel for instance. No, wait, don't think Wright brothers, that's too far back. Let's look at the refined era of air travel in the 1960's. This is a time when every little boy wanted to grow up to be a pilot and for everyday people, boarding an airplane was viewed as a once in a lifetime event.What do you picture when you think about flying in the 50s and 60s? We're betting that you're picturing the impeccably dressed flight attendants, or as they were called before the 70s, stewardesses. At this time competition between airlines was fierce. These days you'll be grateful if you get a bag of cookies with your tiny cup of soda. Back in the day airlines might serve steaks cooked to order, turtle soup served in a tureen, and of course whatever cocktails you desired. Naturally, to keep up with this high-flying lifestyle the flight crew had to have plenty of skill. They not only had to serve the complicated meals and announce flight plans and security measures but they had to make sure the social elite stayed securely buckled and in their places.If you think you could tell Elvis Presley to stop swiveling his hips in the aisle and buckle his seatbelt for landing then you probably would have made a great 1960s flight attendant. You'll look sharp in this bright blue uniform with its retro flair and perky little cap. Just put on your uniform and make that final boarding call, it's time to fly, fly away.
Quick, what is the most exciting, dashing, death-defying line of work you can think of? Time's up! If you answered "volcano inspector", you are close, but not quite there. The answer we were looking for is "aviator". Airplanes have only been around for a little over a century, but humans have already done every conceivable risky thing with them. They race them, spin them around, walk between them on a tightrope, and even taught them how to fly themselves. When you see how awesome they look as their iconic scarves flutter in the wind, it's easy to understand why aviators are always going so fast and laughing in Death's big, dumb face. If you want to feel the same rush that you can usually only get from a high-G nose dive, this White Aviator Scarf will get you on the right track. The satin material will make you look like the king of the skies as it blows in the wind while you're striking a heroic pose. It's the perfect accessory for the aspiring air-pioneer with no time for a cold neck!
Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting) That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!