Girl's Great Escape Prisoner Costume

Girl's Great Escape Prisoner Costume

1265315627

$16.99

Style JailWhen you think that things can’t get any worse, just remember that it is easy for you to pick out what you’re going to wear every day. There are tons of people out there who struggle to choose which garments they will don on any given day, but you have it all figured out!Sure, you have no choice but to wear the same ole thing day in and day out, but at least you’re not wasting all that time hemming and hawing as you deliberate. You always have the satisfaction of knowing that you will fit in, too, since everyone has to wear the same thing as you!Product DetailsWhenever you think you’ve got it bad, just whip this Girl's Great Escape Prisoner Costume and let everyone know! This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included sweatshirt dress and hat are both comfortable and stylish, recalling a time when prison fashion was something better than a garish orange. When you wear these stripes, you will know that you are part of a long tradition of people who were proud of their style. After all, the black and white bands are flattering and the hat adds a certain rakish charm to anyone who wears it!Ball and ChainIf you feel chained to the fashion trends of the high-waisted era, then you should try this Girl's Great Escape Prisoner Costume out! Its classic cut and color scheme will never let you down.


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Kid's Elite Army Costume

Kid's Elite Army Costume

1277800604

$39.99

Best of the BestIt takes hard work to get selected for this awesome strike force. It also takes some natural talent, a willingness to keep going, and also the ability to recognize a cool costume when you see one. Clearly, though, you've got what it takes! It's time for you to step up as a squad leader and have the best Halloween of your life. Product DetailsSuit up for fun with an exclusive Elite Army Costume for Kids! The unisex outfit includes a long-sleeved shirt made out of polyester jersey knit and printed with a gray and black camouflage pattern. The matching camo print pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The black poplin vest zips up the front and features decorative parachute buckles, an embroidered "ARMY" patch on the right side of the chest, and plenty of pockets for holding treats or accessories. A black plastic helmet and a black mask printed with skull details help to hide your face. The black gloves are printed with white bones. Target AcquiredSoldiers! We're about to go out on our first mission! Let's do an equipment check, because preparedness is key. Does everyone have their treat bags handy? Good. Flashlights and reflectors, just in case? Great. What about prop weapons, comfortable boots, and a map of the neighborhood showing which houses give out candy bars and which houses give out pencils and raisins? (That ought to be a war crime.) Sounds like we're ready, so does everyone remember the code phrase? It's "Trick or treat!" That will alert our allies that it's time to supply us with sugary fuel for our mission. Fall out! 


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Police Glasses Silver and Black

Police Glasses Silver and Black

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$7.99

Eagle EyeIt's a known fact: A good pair of glasses is just as important when you're on the job as your badge and handcuffs. Tinted glasses give you an inscrutable stare that will have bad guys shaking in their shoes. They'll be constantly wondering, "Did that officer see me steal a whole display of gummy worms, or is he taking a nap behind those shades? The answer is, of course the officer saw you! Product DetailsLook intimidatingly awesome in these silver and black Police Glasses! The aviator-style shades have silver frames with tinted blue lenses and comfortable nose pads. We're not sure if they'll stay on your face during a high-speed chase, but they'll do the trick when you're on the dance floor at your costume party! You're the Real Deal You could be wearing the blue uniform, utility belt, radio and hat, but it's these glasses that give you real authenticity. Live your dream of being the long arm of the law, all while making sure that you have the proper eyewear! 


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5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume

5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume

1265313705

$139.99

Cute Cop Costume!Weee-ooo, wee-ooo! Someone sounds the alarms, grab the riot gear, escort the ladies and children to safety, and gear up—it's Halloween time! And we all know what Halloween brings—creepy things and excited people. Sometimes we Halloween heads can get a little too excited. This is where you come in.Make sure your following string of Halloween parties is safe with our Women's 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume. You will definitely get everyone's attention when you walk into the room (in the absolute best way). You shouldn't even need to radio for backup when you put on this sexy women's cop costume.FUN DetailsSo you are looking to be a police officer this year, and not just an officer but the best kind of officer, the frisky kind! Maybe this is just our opinion—who is to say? Either way, you will love how you feel in this costume. Embrace your inner cop all while you encourage your latent rugged attitude.We know our customers have the best imaginations on the planet, and our cop costume is a terrific way to get your John McClane on; just make sure to call the real police if anything actually goes down. Enjoy your Women's 5 PC Officer Frisky Corset Costume!


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Plus Size Women's Sassy Showgirl Costume

Plus Size Women's Sassy Showgirl Costume

1287727105

$64.99

Back that Sass UpBe more than the bell of the ball and put on a real show this Halloween. We have just what you need, the perfect costume to accentuate your sassy attitude. This year hit the party scene as a Sassy Showgirl. This spectacular outfit is a part of our Made By Us collection, so we can guarantee that you will feel like the sassiest one in the costume parties once you toss it on.Aside from the sass, we also went ahead and included a good amount of class with this dress and its included accessories. One might say it is a beautiful mix of sassy and classy. If that doesn’t perfectly describe you, then we don’t know what does!Details & DesignKick off the show when you toss on this gorgeous satin dress. It has a black lace lining along the neck and the hemlines of the layered skirt. At the center of the bodice, there is also an attached black bow. After all, what gift doesn’t have a bow? Along with this beautiful dress, there are a few included accessories.With a black choker around your neck you can finish off this lovely transformation with the hair clip, it has a flirty red feather and an elegant black flower attached to it.Give the People a ShowYou’ll entertain the masses this year, at Halloween parties all around town when you show up in our very own Sassy Showgirl Costume. No one will know what to expect when you walk through the doors in this spectacular outfit. That being said, we are sure of one thing. You will leave them all in awe! Whether you are singing or dancing, or even doing calculus, with this costume, we know it will be quiet the show!


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Ball and Chain

Ball and Chain

1266520442

$9.99

Time for a JailbreakThis joint is boring. All you did was steal several million dollars worth of flawless diamonds, so why do you have to be here anyway? It's a good thing you're ready to put your genius escape plan into motion! All you need is a silent jackhammer, scuba gear...and a handsaw to get this weight off of your leg.Product DetailsYou did it! You're free - except for this exclusive Ball and Chain Ankle Accessory! The lightweight plastic costume prop is painted to look like weathered metal. It consists of a round ball "weight" that's connected to a circular ankle cuff by a plastic linked chain. It's easy to slide on and remove from your ankle - unlike the real deal! Bump in the Night Plotting a major prison break or planning to be a guilty ghost this Halloween? Your ball and chain is an essential accessory! Remember to avoid anyone who is dressed as an officer or a ghost hunter. They'll never catch you! 


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Kids SWAT Commander Costume

Kids SWAT Commander Costume

1213244642

$34.99

YEAR-ROUND SWAT TEAM ANTICSWhenever there are threats that are just a bit more than the local law enforcement can handle, a well-trained unit of officers need to be called to help halt the crazy and bring back the peace.  It might be because of far too many people, dangerous criminals that are trained and armed beyond the scope of the locals, or who knows, perhaps even some supernatural invasions that just require a bit more than brave-but-unprepared cops have in the budget!That's where the Special Weapons and Tactics teams come to the scene.  Unfortunately, they've got to be ready at the drop of the hat every day of the year!  That means that they can't just have your typical one-use flimsy fabric look that is intimidating the first time but falls apart as the night goes on!  What alien menace or vicious mob is going to back down if the SWAT stitching is coming loose!  Fortunately, we've got some great folks on hand to ensure that our SWAT can play their roles any day they desire! DESIGN & DETAILSOur own extraordinary team has all the gear for the job ready for your kiddo to lead the team to success with this exclusive Kid's SWAT Commander Costume.  This SWAT logo shirt features printing on the sleeve and chest as well as cargo pockets for those extra bits of confiscated candies.  The plastic helmet adjusts its size easily with a chin strap and the tinted visor snaps onto the front of the helmet to offer your kiddo that especially intimidating, smoky stare.  That might be enough for a solid look, but our designers know that you can't have SWAT without weapons and tactics, so the molded baton, handcuffs, and walkie-talkie not only complete the look but will finish the task, too! DECKED OUT FOR ANY MISSIONWhen trouble comes calling to your neighborhood, feel secure that you've got a ready solution as your beck and call.  When your kiddo is geared up in this SWAT Commander look, they'll be ready to put the kibosh on any mischief.  Heck, it might even make them cause less of it!  


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Adult Cop Costume Belt

Adult Cop Costume Belt

1325842876

$19.99

On the Beat Trained officers are ready for anything. When a call comes out, they're immediately on the move, without worrying about whether they've got the right equipment. They've got everything they could possibly need strapped to their belt. Except maybe a snack for later. Product DetailsLay down the law with the help of this exclusive Adult Cop Costume Belt Accessory Set! The faux leather belt has a silver-tone buckle, a holster, a pouch, and several attached loops which you'll need for hanging the included accessories. The belt comes with a toy gun, a set of toy handcuffs with keys, a faux walkie-talkie, and more. Bad guys, beware! You Have the Right To Remain Awesome This belt won't turn you into a real officer, but it will make you look like one for Halloween, and that's just as good! Anyone dressed as a robber will have you to deal with, so they'd better steer clear. This cop looks too amazing not to win the day and see justice served!  


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Adult Mile High Pilot Costume

Adult Mile High Pilot Costume

1213247869

$39.99

Claim the Skies There aren't too many occupations that command a ton of respect, just by walking through the halls on your way to work. Doctors often get it, but people also find them a little scary. (Plus, they don't really have cool uniforms.) Police officers have great uniforms, but folks still get worried that cops are only showing up to give them speeding tickets. Of course, when you're an airline pilot, you not only have a great looking outfit and channel some seriously sexy energy, but you have full license to go very fast through the skies! Naturally, the pilot is the profession many of us would love to dive into. In fact, rumors are that there is a whole club of folks that just love the idea of flying a mile high and staying up and active for hours at a time. We can't blame them. Who wouldn't want to make their clubhouse able to fly? If you're ready to take to the clouds, look no further! Design & DetailsIt is time to earn your wings (or at least look like you did) with this Mile High Pilot costume. This uniform costume is a convincing looking ensemble that gives you the black jacket of an Airline Pilot. The bright accents on the cuffs and lapels look like the wing pin of a pilot and your name badge. Top things off with your official-looking hat (bearing the same wing icon) and you're ready to hit the runway. Captain of the ClubEvery organization needs a leader. One who can find true north and fly us all to success! When you wear this Mile High Pilot costume, you become that epic individual. All you need to decide is what your Sky High Soiree will do for entertainment. (We recommend karaoke!) 


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Deluxe Feather Duster

Deluxe Feather Duster

1230266672

$9.99

French maids usually have a lot on their plates. We're honestly surprised they can get anywhere in those heels they wear everywhere. Yet they're service is positively impeccable. They're more than willing to bend over backwards in order to get the job done to more than their master's satisfaction. That is, of course, only when the master is looking. When they're not around, they have total reign of the house. Maybe that's when they kick off those uncomfortable heels, raid the kitchen for a snack and a drink, and find a nice place by the giant swimming pool. Now it's sounding like a little more appealing of a gig, right? All you have to do is look busy when the person in charge is in the house. So if you don't have your duster handy, you're going to be in trouble. And we all know what happens when the naughty maid gets in trouble! This Deluxe Feather duster will be perfect with any sexy maid costume you pick out.


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Wild West Sheriff Badge

Wild West Sheriff Badge

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$7.99

In the Wild West, sometimes the only difference between a town sheriff and an outlaw was that one carried a badge and a gun, and the other just carried a gun! Most sheriffs actually took a lot of pride in protecting their neighbors. But, if a new gang rode into town, and back-up could be a couple days away, a good lawman may not have been able to afford strictly following the laws they swore to uphold. And if the bad dudes didn't pay attention to a sheriff's authority, that's when things got nasty! Next time you are suiting up in your old western sheriff costume, be sure you pin this Wild West Sheriff Badge on before you ride out. It's just as shiny as the badges carried by sheriffs on the high plains, but no former sheriffs probably had to get bumped off for you to get promoted. You'll want to make sure to bring along a toy six-shooter or two, just in case the badge doesn't work at first.


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Women's Bombshell Military Captain Costume

Women's Bombshell Military Captain Costume

1213246973

$44.99

War StrategyMaybe you haven't faced combat. Scratch that. We guarantee you have faced combat. Because we all have both big and little struggles. Your combat might be facing the morning rush be it traffic or public transportation. Both man and machine are in your way, trying to prevent you to march into work confidently, on time, and in a good mood. Then there are the big fights. You want your community to be peaceful and safe. You want your career to be on track and interesting. You want your kids to love vegetables and practicing violin and studying math. And yeah, you might not win every battle but when you get into combat mode, there's no way you're going to back down from the bigger fight. That's why you need to dress for the job at hand. There's no hunkering down or retreating when you're dressed in this military captain outfit. You look smart and you feel strong. Victory must be right around the corner!Product Details & DesignThis unique pin-up military captain costume is Made-By-Us! What does that mean? It means our in-house designers researched military costumes from WW1 and WW2 and combined the military looks with that picturesque pin-up style we all know and love. From the details of the captain patches to the satin-textured hat, you'll feel fierce, feminine, and timelessly classic. You'll love the swinging skirt paired with the "take-charge" top with a patch detailed lapel and structured shoulders. Above the Rank and FileWhile this look is perfect for the Halloween season, you're in no way limited to dressing up in this ensemble in October. This look is great for parties with a patriotic flair! Everyone is sure to love the timeless green uniform with a retro swing skirt twist. Is someone you know hosting a pin-up themed bachelorette party? Keep your look PG and fashionable with this timeless pin-up look. All you need is some red lipstick, a victory roll pinned under your captain's hat and you're ready for combat, er we mean party. You'll be ready to party. 


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Kid's British Bobby Costume

Kid's British Bobby Costume

1213239449

$44.99

'Ello, gov'na!Does your little guy dream of being a police officer when he grows up? Does he fantasize about saving the Queen from intruders or protecting Big Ben from nefarious plots? Maybe he just really loves those round black hats that police officers get to wear. Well, we've got something to tell you!First off, your guy actually wants to be a British Bobby. So if you rush out and buy him an American police officer uniform, he will be greatly disappointed. American police officers drive on the wrong side of the road, and they don't get to use neat police whistles like their over-the-pond counterparts. And what's even the point of being a police officer if you don't get to use a whistle that sounds like a shrieking freight train?"Oh, no!" you might be thinking. "We live in the United States, and we only have United States police officer costumes at our local costume shop! We don't even have any British Peeler costumes, either!"Never fear! We can help!Product DetailsGive your little crime fighter the chance to look and feel just like a real English law officer with this Kid's British Bobby Costume. This exclusive costume comes with a jacket, pants, belt, hat and monocle (since every good British law officer has a monocle). The black jacket features silver trim and buttons, while the hard hat has a silver badge attached. The monocle can be worn on either eye, depending on how your officer is feeling that day.Fighting crimeWhether your future police chief is chasing down Jack the Ripper or saving the Queen from an assasination attempt, he's got to do it in regular law enforcement uniform, and he'll be sure to look the part with this costume. We wouldn't be surprised if he got a medal of merit from the Queen herself, or maybe even knighted!


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Men's Butler Costume

Men's Butler Costume

1228742157

$59.99

A butler has a few career choices. Some end up in the old school country mansions. Some help out an orphaned super hero while serving in an underground lair. A butler could even end up at the White House. Not in the oval office, just in the kitchen, come on get real.Every position has its ups and downs. In a large manor, the head of household isn't the one with the deed tucked in a safe somewhere. In a house with more servants than residents, it's the butler who pulls the strings to keep things running smoothly. Let's say there are about forty servants, a butler would have to keep this small village of people organized, on task, and proper at all times. So, in a way, the butler of a mansion would be a little like a mayor that knows a lot about wine, silverware, and place settings and serves dinner in his free time.Now, the life of a superhero's butler is a little different. It's much more lonely but you have to know a lot less about wine and a lot more about gadgets because for reason these men in livery have picked up some mad inventing skills along the way. We don't know much about becoming a White house butler, but let's assume you have to learn martial arts as well as serving as a wine sommelier.Whether you want to dress up as a butler this Halloween or you're dressing up for a play this dashing costume will make you into a dashing and sophisticated head of household. In the suave black jacket and white shirt front you'll look like you've been cultivating the perfect menu even if you don't know the difference between Cold Duck and Dom Perignon. Just be sure to duck out of there once someone says, "The butler did it!". That's not going to end well for you.


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Women's Sexy Night Nurse

Women's Sexy Night Nurse

1228415770

$24.99

Back to HealthGoing from room to room all day, most nurses don’t really have much time to consider their appearance. These heroes work so hard every day to make sure their patients are well cared for that they sometimes neglect their own appearance! Making sure your patients are ventilating is admittedly more important than finding a set of scrubs that is super flattering.Well, maybe it is time for the world to do something special for these unsung heroes. Maybe we can all band together and give something back to the ones who sacrifice so much for all of us daily. We here at Halloweencostumes.com have decided to do that very thing! We took a poll around the office, and one hundred out of one hundred of us have decided that this Women’s Sexy Night Nurse costume would be the best thing for any healthcare hero to wear!Dress to ImpressWhether you are working the next twelve hours non-stop, or just heading out to a Nurse’s Union meeting, this sexy night nurse costume will be the perfect way to make sure you look as heroic as you act! The red cross marks you out as one of the best public servants, while the black and red color scheme look great on everybody. The low neckline might also help restart a few hearts!Nurse of HeartsIf you are looking for the perfect way to show that healthcare is sexy, then this is the costume for you! No matter how hard your day at the hospital is, you will feel and look great all day in this outfit.


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Toddler Train Engineer Costume

Toddler Train Engineer Costume

1213239660

$19.99

All Aboard!Phew, sorry for shouting, we haven't quite gotten the hang of working on a train yet. Everything is so noisy and all of the controls are tough to figure out. Hey, your little guy wants to be an engineer, right? Dress him up in this Toddler Train Engineer Costume, and he'll love pretending he's driving his very own locomotive!Trains are so much fun to watch, but it takes a lot of practice to get really good at driving them. First, your little engineer has gotta go to train school (which we bet is also called “train-ing school”) and learn about every part of these gigantic machines; from the tiniest bolts and switches to the massive steel boilers and wheels. Once they can take a train apart and put it back together blindfolded (okay, we may have made that part up...) your little one can start driving a locomotive and learning all of the rules, just like learning how to drive an enormous, super-loud car. And after they graduate, they get to be official train engineers!Yikes, when you think about it like that, it sounds like it would take a long time to become a train driver. Luckily, it's much much easier to become the engineer for an imaginary train. For that, your little guy just needs to put on this cool looking set of striped overalls and the matching cap, and they'll be ready for action! We hope they've been practicing their “All Aboard” call, since they'll be the cutest engineer on the rails, and all his friends will want a ride!


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Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume

Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume

1235916316

$49.99

Dazzling New UniformHave you ever wondered why NASA uniforms are usually white? White seems so ordinary! Shouldn't the coolest job on planet Earth have some kind of flashy outfit... like a brilliant bright pink color?Well, as it turns out, NASA chooses white for their astronaut uniforms because white reflects heat better than other colors. This helps keep the astronaut from getting too hot while working outside of their spacecraft. The white suits are also easier to see in the empty black vacuum of space. So, maybe we won't see real NASA astronauts wearing pink any time soon, but at least your little one can wear a flashy suit when she puts this Girl's Pink Astronaut Costume on!Product DetailsThis child NASA astronaut costume is inspired by the ones worn by real NASA astronauts. Of course, this one takes the liberty of adding an eye-catching pink color. It might not be practical when heading out into outer space, but it does add a splash of color to any costume party. The jumpsuit has an elastic waistband and a zipper in the front, making it easy for any child to change into. The attached belt fastens with a buckle at the waist. The suit has pockets on the legs and sleeves, so your little astronaut can carry a few essentials that they might need when they venture out into space! Finally, the costume comes with a baseball cap that comes in a matching pink color. Once your child is all suited up, she'll be ready for her next space mission!The Great Space ExplorerIf your child dreams of blasting off to outer space, then encourage the dream! Get them this astronaut costume kids and you may even be inspired the next great space explorer of the next generation.


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Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Themed Dress and Glasses

Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Themed Dress and Glasses

1319389938

$24.99

The Naughty EnforcerOh, so you think you can misbehave and still manage to look good, do you? Well, brace yourself because the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are here to teach you a lesson. This Halloween, transform into a naughty vixen while rocking this tantalizing ensemble. Prepare to push the boundaries and give the term "detention" a whole new meaning.Product DetailsThis Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses embody the perfect blend of innocence and allure, guaranteed to captivate all eyes. The blue plaid shirt with front slits reveals just enough to leave them begging for more, while the matching short tie adds a touch of playfulness to your disobedience. But the mesh shirt with its alluring collar takes this costume to the next level of seduction.The attention to detail in this schoolgirl dress and glasses is enough to make even the strictest of teachers lose their composure. The mesh fabric adds a touch of mystery, allowing glimpses of your alluring figure to shine through. The playful glasses reveal your intellectual side, tempting others to join you in cheeky mischief.A Meticulous DisobedienceSo, if you dare to break the rules and embrace your seductive charms this Halloween, the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are waiting for you. Transform into a rebellious enchantress, ready to defy authority and leave a lasting impression. But be warned, wearing this costume comes with consequences that involve a night of exhilarating fun, undeniable allure, and a reputation as the sexiest rule-breaker in town.


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Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume

Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume

1319389909

$34.99

This is a Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume.


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Women's Sexy Teacher's Pet School Girl Costume

Women's Sexy Teacher's Pet School Girl Costume

1319389956

$34.99

Nightlife SchoolRemember the days of being stuck in detention, eagerly waiting for the clock to hit 4 P.M. so you could let loose and party? Our Sexy Teacher's Pet School Girl Costume for Women is here to unleash your sassy side and transport you back to those rebellious schoolgirl days. Get ready to rock the halls with this enticing ensemble that captures the essence of naughty nostalgia. Let your sexy schoolgirl persona take the spotlight and make a lasting impression!Channel your inner teacher's pet and let your confidence shine with our Sexy Teacher's Pet School Girl Costume for Women. It's time to embrace your sassy side and unleash the allure of the schoolgirl within you. So grab your textbooks, put on that mischievous smile, and prepare to make a statement at your next event. This schoolgirl costume is perfect for showing off your seductive charm while paying homage to those unforgettable days of youthful rebellion.Product DetailsOur Sexy Teacher's Pet School Girl Costume for Women is designed to make you feel confident and alluring. The navy blue bra top with blue plaid accents and a vibrant yellow crest on the front adds a touch of sophistication and rebellion. The matching blue plaid skirt perfectly hugs your curves, showcasing your feminine allure and giving you an irresistible charm. And let's not forget about the finishing touch—the blue plaid tie that completes the look, adding that extra dash of schoolgirl sass.This schoolgirl costume is about embracing confidence and empowering your inner temptress. It's not about conforming to preconceived notions of beauty or body shape. Instead, it's about feeling sexy and self-assured in your own skin. Whether attending a Halloween party or a costume event, this ensemble will make you the center of attention and have heads turning wherever you go.


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Toddler White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

Toddler White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

1228415208

$29.99

Houston, We Have a ToddlerImagine if toddlers were sent to discover the Moon's surface. The transcript to NASA Control would be wild! Here's how we think it would go: "That's one small step for man - whoa! I can jump so high here! That's one GIANT leap for me...two leaps...three leaps...Houston, I'm going to be jumping for a while. I'll get back to you when I'm ready to look for cool rocks for my collection. If I find aliens, I'll be sure to tell them to come visit Earth!"Product DetailsYou always knew that your little one was out of this world - show everyone else by putting her in this exclusively designed White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume for Toddlers! The white jumpsuit zips up the front for easy dressing and undressing (just because you're on a moonwalk doesn't mean that you can't stop for bathroom breaks!) It has pockets for keeping specimens safe, and lots of cool NASA and space badges to let other trick-or-treaters know that this astronaut is on official business! Slip on her trusty helmet and she'll be ready to blast off! Apollo 37 to NASA: "Houston, hi. It's me again. The stars are so pretty out here that I wanted to sing 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' to you for the ninth time. Also, Billy just realized that he put a frog in his shorts pocket before we left Earth and it's still ok, but it escaped from him and hopped off into the Sea of Tranquility. We're hearing really big croaks from that direction so we think the moon's atmosphere might have made it get really big! Yay! Can we keep it?"


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Girl's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

Girl's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

1213241785

$19.99

Little but still at LargeYour can away with anything. You can't blame her, really. You've accidentally enforced this belief. When she was two she'd giggle maniacally as she ran away as from "monster jail". And then there's everything she's stolen. She's stolen countless bites from your dinner plate, hours of your time telling you silly stories and more love than you ever even thought you had. So it's no wonder that she's escaped from jail every time she's been in the clink.Last time she went to jail for a pile of late library books. One would have been bad enough but then she blatantly shook off authority when she took out not one, not two, but five books. That would have been bad enough but she was spotted eating a peanut butter sandwich while reading a brand-new hardcover novel. That's a criminal act if we've ever seen one. But they couldn't keep her down long. That book she was reading while snacking? She learned more from that book than the library authorities could have guessed. And the prison uniform? Well, she decided to rock it even after her escape. Those stripes are pretty cool, after all!Product Details & DesignYour little one will feel perfectly comfortable digging herself out of a pickle in this fitted striped ensemble. This Made by Us ensemble features a striped top has buttons up the front. You'll also get a black collar and numbers on the front. The striped pants match the top and the classic flat old-school prisoner hat.The Great EscapeNo one can escape jail solo. Head out with the whole family in stripes. The police authorities will never be able to find you folks when you put your heads together. Just remember the basics. Walk upstream, keep your path unpredictable, and for goodness sake, keep those library raids to a minimum until your names are clear!


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Infant Astronaut Costume

Infant Astronaut Costume

1265318073

$39.99

Humans have sent alot of weird stuff into space. First, they sent a dog, and then they sent monkeys. There's a countless amount of space junk floating around up there. But what we want to know is when is NASA gonna send some babies into space? Obviously we'd send their mom, too, we're not monsters! We just think that there's a ton of interesting stuff to learn about babies living in space, like can they sleep through the night in zero gravity? Spittle will conveniently just float away! Freeze dried ice-cream flavored formula? Yes! Come to think of it, this sounds like an amazing reality show. If a TV producer is reading this, please get right on that! Shoot a pilot using this adorable Infant Astronaut Costume to get an idea of the visuals. "Space Babies" will totally be a number one show. You heard it hear first.


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Fire Captain Men's Costume

Fire Captain Men's Costume

1267062201

$39.99

Calling all captainsDid you see the news that just came across the wire? We've got a four-alarm fire on the other side of town. So, the only thing to do is to get suited up to help save the day. That's right, we need you to join the firefighter crew. But, you're not just any old firefighter. Nope, you have some experience, and you're a leader, too. So it's time for you to become the Fire Captain. Don't think you're quite ready for it yet? Naw, we're sure you've got it covered. As long as, and this is the important part, you dress for success. Naturally, you're going to want to choose this Men's Fire Captain Costume. It has an authentic style, but it's styled and designed to be a fun costume! Sure, we'll throw a standard disclaimer on, and advise this costume is not going to have you ready to fight fires. But as for looking the part? This costume will be just the thing!Design and DetailsThis Fire Captain Men's Costume is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com, because we thought the typical Halloween firefighter costume needed a bit of an upgrade. That's why we've designed it with heavy duty pants, real reflective striping, and a screen printed t-shirt to make it look official. 100 percent polyester, this costume looks great when you add accessories, just like we have it pictured!Hot costumes and a lot moreYou know our firefighter costumes are the hottest to be found, because that's what firefighting is all about. Of course, we've got plenty of other great themes and styles, too. Whether you'd like to be an officer of the law or even a supreme court judge, we've got the selection to get your style just right, along with every member of your group theme. So, go on, start with this firefighter's costume, and see where the action takes you!


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Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume

Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume

1271919265

$39.99

MVPPicking up your kids after school is a special experience. You get to see your neighbors in all their wrok gear, giving you a little insight into their lives. From electricians to painters, it is always fun to see what PPE people have.Of course, healthcare professionals take that to the max. They have PPE for everything, but they also have the most opportunity to need it. Those 12-hour shifts are killer, but only one time did you forget to change. The splatters really earned you some looks!Product DetailsYou might not be able to wear this every day, but bringing your signature flair to the way you dress is cooler than ever with this Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress, apron, mask, and hat are all you need to bring out the killer nurse inside you. This dress is bloody great, since it is both comfortable and flattering. It may look a little gruesome, but we are sure that everyone will see you as the hero you are when you wear it. If the red cross doesn’t give it away, then they will at least know you by the iconic style and grace inherent to the costume!Splatters of FunIf you are searching for the perfect costume for all your needs, then you are in the right place. You will feel and look awesome in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you work on a few medical terms in case people question your authenticity!


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Kid's Plastic Green Army Man Costume

Kid's Plastic Green Army Man Costume

1228415482

$44.99

At EaseReady to ship your little one off the army? Yeah, we...didn't think so. Not quite yet. Sure, you'd love for them to learn to make their bed every morning and eat with more efficiency, not to mention carry their own backpack, but you're still happy to keep your little soldier under your roof for the time being. But, that doesn't mean that they can't wear this cool Kid's Plastic Green Army Man Costume for Halloween and look the part. Designed to look like the classic toy figure beloved by so many, this costume is clever, cute, and fun to wear, all at once! Your kid will feel totally at ease in this nostalgic look. In it, your child can play out some seriously cool secret missions, make-believe they are a toy come to life, or call the shots for trick-or-treating.Design & DetailsOur in-house design studio spent hours studying the iconic plastic army man figure, crafting every detail of this look to represent the classic toy. The overall effect comes from the finish of the green uniform — it looks painted on! Perfect details like pockets, a side pouch, and a combat helmet all boast the same mottled plastic appearance. The real transformative detail is the boot covers, which include the "plastic" base that helps this little army figure stand at attention. Genius!Basic TrainingDid we mention that this look comes with an increased level of efficiency, attention, and a knack for following orders? That's a pretty nifty trick! Of course, you're still going to have to pick up clothes off the floor from time to time, or remind your child to take their lunch to school. They have just started basic training, after all.  


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Boy's Deckhand Sailor Costume

Boy's Deckhand Sailor Costume

1213237727

$49.99

Travel LogWe've been sailing the Pacific on the S.S. Ottoman for a fortnight with good weather, looking for the mysterious Cookie Island. Today a crew member reported that he saw a creeping giant squid tentacle slither onto the deck and steal a barrel of apples. The barrel was, indeed missing but no further evidence of the thieving creature has been spotted. The crew is on high-alert. Many ships never return from this forlorn corner of the Pacific. Yet, the stories of sweet Cookie Island are enough to propel us through these troubled waters. We're close. Everyone can smell the scent of the vanilla trees on the air. The crew of the SS Ottoman has been all over the world, a measly giant squid can't stop us from reaching our destination!Details & Design Is there any costume that speaks to adventure as well as a sailor suit? Classic whites make your kiddo appear in ship-shape condition for their next costumed event. The uniform features neat white pants with an elastic band and a shirt trimmed in nautical stripes and topped off with a sailor collar. This costume is topped off with a jaunty sailor cap, making your kiddo seem adventure-ready!So Much To SeaDoes your child have an imagination that roams the world? Are they drawn to atlases and maps? Tracing the lines of currents and country boundaries can be a passport to an imaginative place for some kids as they let their minds drift from the hot sands of the Sahara to the Himalayan peaks. While your child might be a little young to travel on their own, taking on the well-traveled role of sailor will make your kiddo feel that much closer to their imaginings. Now all they need to do is lift anchor and take off on your living room ottoman. The far horizon is closer than ever before, this Halloween!


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NASA Adult Flight Jacket

NASA Adult Flight Jacket

1237341081

$64.99

Shoot for the Stars Wouldn't be awesome to be a scientist or astronaut at NASA? There are two ways you could do this. 1) Pick a degree in physics, math, or engineering and study really, really hard, or 2) Wear a jacket that looks like something a NASA member would wear and tell everyone that you just helped launch a shuttle or recently came back from a mission to Mars. Either option would be lots of fun!  Product DetailsYou'll blend right in with the other engineers and astronauts when you wear this NASA Flight Jacket for Adults! The deep lbue jacket zips up the front and has a twill outer shell with a soft satin lining. Rib knit on the collar, cuffs and sleeves make it extra comfortable. Official-looking patches and epaulets give the jacket an authentic look. Houston, We Have an Awesome Costume Have the best and easiest costume at your next party when you wear this fun jacket! You'll love being a NASA member for a day - and best of all, you don't need any training to dress as one. 


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Women's SWAT Team Costume

Women's SWAT Team Costume

1213241846

$34.99

Party Rules EnforcementWhen a situation becomes too hot to handle, you call in S.W.A.T.! That stands for Special Weapons and Tactics, and the members of the team have the tools, the skills, and the experience to deescalate any situation. But what about party guests who break the rules? Who handles those situations? Believe it or not, it's still S.W.A.T., just an even more specialized division. So, are you ready to join?Yes, when you dress up in this S.W.A.T. Team Costume for women, you'll be ready to quiet the chaos whenever folks break those unspoken party rules. Someone double dips their chip in the salsa... and you'll be there. Someone takes too long in the bathroom... you'll be there. Someone tries to play some really boring music... you'll be there. Every party needs a bit of anarchy, but let's not go crazy, folks!Design & DetailsOur costume designers wanted to craft a look that was both tactical and sexy! This women's costume was what they came up with. It starts with a white, cropped shirt that has "S.W.A.T." printed across the front of it. It also comes with a black, mesh vest that fits over the shirt. The leggings are black moto-style leggings that stretch for a form fit. Of course, if you want to be taken seriously as the party police, you'll need a pair of gloves and this costume comes with a pair of black, fingerless gloves. Finally, to top the whole costume off, the costume comes with a S.W.A.T. hat! Just put it on and you'll be ready to patrol the party!Success with S.W.A.T.As a member of the team, it is your responsibility to make sure everyone has fun without losing their minds. If you want your next costume party to be a success, make sure to keep any situation under control with this S.W.A.T. Team Costume! Check out some of our police officer accessories to add the finishing touches to your costume!


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Women's Sheer White ER Hottie Nurse Costume Set

Women's Sheer White ER Hottie Nurse Costume Set

1319389941

$34.99

Playful NursingUnleash your playful side and embark on an exciting adventure with our ER Hottie Nurse Costume for Women! Perfect for Halloween or any costume party, this sexy nurse costume is designed to bring out the fun-loving spirit in you. Whether you're a fan of medical dramas or simply enjoy the thrill of dressing up, this costume will add a touch of whimsy and excitement to your festivities. With our ER Hottie Nurse Costume, you'll step into the role of a compassionate healthcare professional and make a lasting impression.Product DetailsCrafted from a blend of 95% polyester and 5% spandex, this sexy nurse-themed chemise offers a comfortable and flattering fit. The stretch mesh fabric accentuates your curves while allowing for easy movement throughout the night. The chemise features short sleeves and a functioning front zipper, adding a playful touch to the overall design.To complete the captivating nurse ensemble, a tie-on nurse hat and a novelty stethoscope are included with the outfit. The hat adds a delightful touch of authenticity to your costume, while the stethoscope adds an element of playful imagination. So, get ready to dive into the world of medical wonders and captivate everyone with your charming nurse costume.The easy-to-wear chemise has several features that help it stand out. It has a convenient drawstring closure and is made of spandex-blend fabric to help it fit snugly and comfortably. To maintain the quality and longevity of your costume, we recommend hand washing only.Charm and ConfidenceUnlock the joys of dressing up as a nurse with our ER Hottie Nurse Costume for Women. Embrace the allure of a sexy nurse costume while radiating confidence and having a blast at your next Halloween party or themed event. Join the fun and let your inner ER Hottie shine!


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Men's Cop Costume

Men's Cop Costume

1239392579

$39.99

A Man in UniformWe all know it's true. Guys look handsome in a uniform. There's just something extremely dapper about a man who's all dressed up in a formal uniform. We think that's part of why the police wear those dark, navy blue uniforms. Well, if you've ever wanted to be lookin' good in uniform, then maybe it's time to give this men's cop costume a try. It's inspired by traditional outfits worn by the boys in blue, so you'll have an authentic look the next time you dress up for your next costume party.Design & DetailsThis is one of our Made by Us exclusives! That means it was created by our expert costume designers to capture the look of a real police officer uniform. The costume starts with a button-up shirt that has button-style cuffs, along with buttoned shoulder straps. It also has an embroidered police badge on the sleeve. The matching pants have an elastic band around the waist and also has a false fly front to give it a highly realistic appearance. The black, faux leather belt is fully adjustable with a metal buckle in front. The navy blue tie is a real tie, so you'd better start practicing your Windsor knot! Finally, the hat brings the whole look together with a faux leather brim. The costume also comes with 2 badges that you can pin onto the shirt and the hat.


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Kid's NASA Cap

Kid's NASA Cap

1238316196

$14.99

This is a Kid's NASA Cap.


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Girl's Nanny Costume

Girl's Nanny Costume

1213250060

$10.99

A tip-top nannyShe's a nanny now! That's right, against all odds, she's landed her dream job. Whoda thunk it!? The job description, after all, read searching for a British nanny with considerable life experience. Of course, your kiddo has neither of those qualities, since she's still a youngin. But, she walked into the interview with the prospective family, and well, she totally nailed it. Way to go!Of course, the next thing to do is to get her a style that will match her new persona. Just because she's not a typical nanny doesn't mean she can't look like one! Suit her up in this Girls Nanny Costume, and she'll have a classic style that's sure to help her excel in her new profession.Product detailsThis lovely costume comes with a skirt, blouse, apron, and hat, all 100% polyester. The blue skirt fits around the waist with an elastic band. The shirt is styled like a classic blouse and includes an attached polka dot bowtie, and the apron secures over the top. Complete the look with the included foam-backed hat, and she'll be ready for nanny fun! You might want to add an umbrella and a pair of classic flats like we have it pictured, too, those items are sold separately.About that wanted ad...So, we're not saying she has to immediately hit Craigslist in search of employment when she gets this costume, but that is something she might want to start thinking about. In the meantime, she can have a blast at playtime as a fun and creative nanny. If there's anything else you need to outfit your girl or any other member of your family, be sure to shop our entire selection of costumes for all your needs. With our wide selection, we've got everything covered!


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Women's Flight Attendant Costume

Women's Flight Attendant Costume

1213237421

$34.99

Fly friendlier skiesSo, we've got an inkling that there's a certain career that'd be just perfectly suited for you. That's right, you! You've always got a smile on, and you're always willing to help out others. When the going gets tough, you rise to the occasion. And you always put the customer first! Plus, a telltale sign that you're well suiting to the position we have in mind is that you love to travel. Well, you're going to need all of those qualities to become a Flight Attendant!We've got another twist, too. You're not just joining any old flight crew. Well, actually it is quite an old crew! And that's because you're going to be joining a flight crew from the 60s! That's right all you've got to do is slip on this Women's Flight Crew Costume, and you'll look just like a flight attendant from the 60s or 70s. It's got the vintage styling that counts, and plenty of HalloweenCostumes exclusive styling that makes it the best one you'll find around.Design & detailsAs a jacket, skirt and hat ensemble, this costume also includes a belt and a flight pin. The set comes in an elegant sky blue with white accents for a lovely effect. The jacket features a tailored fit and faux-pearl buttons at the center front, along with princess cut seams and wide lapels for a signature style. The form-fitting pencil skirt fits with elastic in the back and with as a zipper and button closure. Just slip on the elastic belt and the foam pillbox hat, attach the pin, and you'll be ready to join your flight crew!Don't forget the pilotYou'll look great attending the party in this Flight Crew Costume, but bring a pilot along with you for even more fun. Fortunately, we've got plenty of pilot costumes for men and women so you can team up with anyone you'd like to form your true airline crew. Shop our entire selection to see the top costumes, and get ready for liftoff!


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Tan Firefighter Uniform Men's Costume

Tan Firefighter Uniform Men's Costume

1213246903

$49.99

Firetruck BluesCan you remember it? You know, those times when you were just a youngster, playing with that toy firetruck in the living room. Those were some magical days! Back then, you knew that you were going to be a firefighter. You were going to grow up and ride on the back of a REAL firetruck. You were going to heroically save people from burning buildings and then you'd spend the rest of the day playing with the Dalmatian back at the fire station.Of course, like likes to throw a curveball or two to mess up your childhood plans. Long story short, maybe you didn't quite achieve your childhood dream of becoming a firefighter. And that's okay. That's how life goes, but deep down, don't you still have a burning desire to live out that childhood fantasy? Well, now you can, even if it's just for a day! This realistic firefighter uniform costume helps you look like a true firefighter for your next costume party.Design & DetailsWhen it comes to authenticity, this men's tan firefighter costume does wonders! It won't help protect you from fires, it is a costume after all, but it will make you look the part with smashing style. It comes with a tan jacket that has yellow reflective stripes around the chest, sleeves & hemline. It also has a patch on the shoulder, along with functional pockets on each side. The pants have reinforced knees and more reflective stripes. Finally, the helmet pulls the whole look together, making you look ready to tackle any dangerous situation. It's made out of molded plastic and reads "fire chief" on the front.It's Your DreamYou might not have grown up to be the firefighter that you'd always dreamed of becoming, but it's not too late to play the role! You can still live out your dream by wearing this costume. It's an easy way to look like one of the city's finest rescue workers.


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Astronaut Adult Boot Slippers

Astronaut Adult Boot Slippers

1235916317

$24.99

Astro NotLook, we get it. Exploring the stars would be awesome. But there’s a lot of work that goes into getting your feet off the couch and into a space shuttle. If you do happen to earn a place on the flight deck, there’s an entirely separate list of concerns to handle. Like, what if you sleepwalk while aboard the space station? You may wind up doing a barefoot spacewalk! And from everything we’ve heard, space is pretty cold. It’s no place for exposed toes to be dangling about.Product DetailsAre you still going for it? Excellent! Prefer your place on the couch dreaming of the stars? We’re here for it! And these Astronaut Boot Slippers are too! While you’re brushing up on your maths, sciences, and physicality, keep your footing steady with these officially licensed house shoes. With non-slip soles, you’ll be ready to experiment with movement on different surfaces. Whether you’re up late studying or enjoying a documentary feature about the cosmos from the comfort of your living room, the foam-padded, fabric-lined slippers will keep your toes warm so you can focus on the task at hand. Meanwhile, leatherette banding and an embroidered NASA patch give the slippers an authentic NASA uniform look.Travel in ComfortWhether you’re gearing up as an astronaut for Halloween or you simply want warm toes while dreaming of space travel, these Adult Astronaut Boot Slippers have you covered! Add the cozy slippers to your costume or relax into another night spent imagining a walk among the stars. Either way, this officially licensed footwear will help your mind soar!


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Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

1213237429

$39.99

Do you want a Halloween costume that'll make people shake in their boots? Well, it gets tough to inspire true fear when we're adults. Those creepy clown costumes just don't hold the same weight they used to. What you need is an air of authority. What you need is a lot of attitude and power. If you've got a good shout and plenty of attitude to vent then you just might make a good drill sergeant. There aren't many uniformed costumes that will bring soldiers to nervous sweats but this costume would make them take a panicked second look. Just remember you're not actually a military official. Get into character but be careful not to yell at the wrong person, it might not go over very well. Just in case, try yelling compliments. Mind if we yell in caps for a second? Try something like this, "THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY CRAFTED COCKTAIL, SIR. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND MUDDLED THE MINT THOROUGHLY". This will allow you to remain in character without risking a loss of social status. You might even find you don't even have to open your mouth to earn a little extra respect, no one wants to steal a parking spot from a drill sergeant! You'll look sharp in this camo uniform, all you need is a pair of super shiny boots or shoes. Remember, no one is going to believe you're a drill sergeant if they can't see their face in the shine of your shoe leather. Maybe you're setting up your own obstacle course or maybe you're going out for Halloween. Either way, one thing is for sure. You're making Halloween intimidating again.


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Plus Size NASA Adult Flight Jacket

Plus Size NASA Adult Flight Jacket

1237341086

$69.99

Houston, We Have a Costume Mission Control, this is Apollo 457.6. We're orbiting above what looks like a fantastic costume party and we've just spotted something fantastic. Someone has come dressed in an outfit that appears to be just like something one of our scientists or engineers would wear. He's not one of ours, but his jacket is so detailed that it gave us a double-take. We've decided that it's so amazing that nothing else in the known universe can possibly top it. Initiate re-entry phase, please. Product DetailsLook like you came straight from launching a space shuttle when you wear this Adult Plus Size NASA Costume Flight Jacket! The jacket has a deep blue outer shell and an inner lining made of soft polyester satin. Rib knit on the collar, cuffs and waistband and two zippered pockets make it comfortable and convenient as well as cool. Its official-looking patches and epaulets give it an authentic appearance. Ready for the Next MissionIf you love all things space and science, this jacket is for you! Complete a fun costume or just wear it the next time you want to feel awesome. 


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Kids Astronaut Backpack

Kids Astronaut Backpack

1213249136

$49.99

Remember the days where you dreamed you'd reach the stars, or the moon, or both? Staring up at the stars and trying to contemplate the immensity of it all is one of the most amazing memories of childhood. So it's no wonder that kid's daydream about floating around up there. Ever since space travel has been an option, space has been an adventure you were dying to have every time you peered at the night sky. Now your child can carry on this dreamy tradition. This lightweight backpack is will give your space cadet the gift of dreaming. It has a large main pocket, two covered side pockets and one zippered shut front pocket. The flaps shut with a hook and eye touch strip. It has NASA patches throughout. Pair it with an astronaut costume or let them wear it around with normal clothes to keep the dream alive! With this Kids Astronaut Backpack, he'll feel like he can reach the moon and beyond!


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UPS Delivery Uniform Costume for Infants

UPS Delivery Uniform Costume for Infants

1239146046

$24.99

Special Delivery!Okay, we don't want to be crass but we all know about the packages babies usually bring us. They are... not that great. In fact, if they ended up on your neighbor's doorstep, you might get in a little trouble with the long arm of the law. But when kids start toddling, they start bringing everyone around them more varied gifts. For instance, you might be handed a semi-mushed Graham cracker, a jingly ball, or even the dog's bone. Are you ready to raise the bar for your little delivery kids? Maybe what they need is an official UPS costume to encourage them to bring you packages that are a little more exciting. You know, something that hasn't been dragged from the mysterious, dusty under the couch zone and isn't covered in drool. Give your child a baby-sized box and your child can rise to the occasion!Costume DetailsThis UPS costume is a true crooner costume. The brown uniform is instantly recognizable by any on-line shopper. The costume includes a collared shirt that secures up the front with hook and loop fastener strips and has a logo. Separate brown pants will make changing throughout any event easier. Ready to label a box for amped up prop comedy? The box sheet will add the UPS touch. The costume is topped with a UPS hat to make sure your little one's costume really delivers. Babies At WorkWhat is it about babies in uniform? It's so adorable to think about them living that professional life, getting paychecks and doing their taxes. While your child is a long way from raking in the dough, this uniform is sure to be a delight! And a bonus? You can be sure your neighbors will run to the door double time when your little delivery kid is out trick-or-treating this Halloween! 


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White Doctor Lab Coat Costume

White Doctor Lab Coat Costume

1213236505

$29.99

A simple lab coat, right? Just a normal coat, except it's white. What's so special about that? Well, just about everything. Because it turns out that our perceptions change when dealing with someone in a lab coat. Not only that, but we think differently about ourselves when we're the ones wearing the coat! Yup, that's right. If you wear this coat, you're going to be more focused and concentrated on what you're doing. Why? Because even though nothing really changes, you feel differently. Because lab coats mean smart people, you feel smarter and act smarter as a result. It's the power of perception! Weird, right?It gets even weirder. In the early 1960s, there was a social experiment about obeying authority figures, the Milgram experiment. A guy in a lab coat (see!) would tell people to continue doing something they didn't want to do and the people would listen to the guy in the lab coat. We're not saying wearing this lab coat would suddenly give you mind control, that's just silly. But it will change how people respond to you. Because they will immediately assume that you know what you're talking about, because how else would someone get a nice white lab coat, right? Meanwhile, we'll know that you have no idea what you're talking about, except when it comes to lab coats, where you'll be quite knowledgeable. But what if you encounter someone else wearing a lab coat? We honestly have no idea what would happen, but we assume it would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters, so do not do it, under any circumstances! Although if you work in a lab or hospital, it might be unavoidable.


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Adult Black Combat Boots

Adult Black Combat Boots

1216548661

$59.99

The name Adult Black Combat Boots is kind of a misnomer. Well, they're definitely black boots. But when we say 'adult,' we're only talking about your shoe size. Maybe you're just a kid with two big feet and a dream. We want to be clear: these boots are for you, too.And when we say 'combat,' we don't mean that you should think of these shoes as a license to kill. Or even a license to kick a few people in the shins. We're just trying to convey that these slick boots would look great with any outfit that needs to have a bit of an edge. Whether that means punk rocker or police officer is totally up to you. Hey, we're not trying to pick any fights! We're just trying to keep everybody in great-looking footwear. It's a tough job, but at least these sturdy boots will make it a little easier on our arches!


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Toddler Chef Costume

Toddler Chef Costume

1228415176

$24.99

Back in the olden days, one of the biggest reasons to even have kids was so you could have tons of free help when it came to running your homestead. Needed more hands in the fields? Just had to have some more kids! Didn’t have fields but had a lot of kids? There were factories that were happy to pay top dollar to have those nimble little hands work long hours at running their machines!And so, sure, it wasn’t exactly the most heartwarming or loving way to start a family, but let’s face it: Every now and again, parent, we all wish we could bring back the days when we could just treat kids like tiny adults and expect them to earn their keep. Think about it! Wouldn’t it be nice to just turn to that 3 yr old and say, “Hey. That food yer eatin’ costs money. And you got yourself a 3 year deficit that you better start workin’ off with some light housekeeping.” *throws them a scrubbing brush* “Now get to washin’ and polishin’ that floor!” But we can’t, because while that’s entertaining when it happens to a bunch of singing rag-tag orphans or street urchins, these days? Social Services does not take kindly to child labor.So honestly, the best you can hope for is getting your little one this Toddler Chef Costume and hope that it inspires them to take up the family cooking, all on its own. Which might not be that big a pipe dream, because just look at this costume - your tiny buddy will feel just like an authentic culinary master in the chef's toque hat, official-looking white poplin jacket, and black & white homespun gingham pants. Who wouldn't put this on and think, "Hey, you know what? I've been spending most of my young life just sitting around, when I could have been spending that time in the kitchen, learning how to whip up a soufflé, or, at the very least, teaching myself how to get my own cereal ready when it's breakfast time." And then you just give them a little encouraging push, and before you know it, your child is cooking and serving all of your family's meals! Genius!


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Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

1216884574

$44.99

The Final FrontierSpace... the final frontier... and... the absolute best place to visit on Halloween! Ok, ok, you might not have the ability to stow yourself away on a NASA blast off, but you can sure give yourself the astronaut style that they rock on the regular. With this Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume, and a little bit of imagination, you'll be hunting for moon rocks, hanging out in orbit, or even partying with aliens!Yes, you can be an official space man, well, as close as you can come without zero-gravity training when you get this jumpsuit costume. Styled just like what our brave American Astronauts wear up into space, you can get yourself this costume for an inexpensive alternative. (Ever seen the price tag on one of those suits? Yikes!)Design & DetailsWhen you're boldly leading your spacecraft towards the moon, or conducting important scientific research on the International Space Station, well, that's when you'll know you've made it. But in the interim, just grab this costume, and have a great time at the costume party! Designed as a one-piece jumpsuit, it features a functional pocket and realistic patches. Rib-knit cuffs and ankle zippers mean this costume works for a casual party, without compromising on high orbit style!Team up with your crewTeam up with your partner or group of friends as a gaggle of astronauts out on the town, and we're sure that there's going to be plenty of good times to be had. And if you see some little green men? Make sure they buy the first round at the pub!


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Plus Size Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

Plus Size Men's Drill Sergeant Costume

1213237432

$49.99

Do you have an unusually loud voice? Do you enjoy shouting for no dang good reason at all? Do you really want to bark orders at the top of your lungs, but work in a profession that just doesn’t allow it? Well then, perhaps it’s time you tried being a drill sergeant for a while!Normally, it would take years of military training and a dedication to Army tradition to earn you the role of a drill instructor. It’s not something that you can just fill out an application for and waltz into. The good news is that with this exclusive costume, you can give it that new career a try at your next costume party without having to commit to military service.Based on the uniform from the Army, this military-style drill sergeant costume is a plus size outfit designed to make you look like an intimidating figure, ready to shout some commands at the cadets. The costume includes a top, a pair of pants and even a campaign trooper hat. Of course, the entire outfit is covered in a camouflage pattern that will whip any lazy no-good maggots into shape with just a single glance.Make sure to practice your best “ATTENTION!” and other such growling commands, since you’ll be ready to make those lazy cadets do a million pushups when you suit up in this classic costume. Accessorize it with a pair of our black combat boots and be sure to take it easy on those lowly cadets!


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Girls Black Ballet Flats

Girls Black Ballet Flats

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$29.99

Your girl has been asking to be a witch for Halloween. You agreed, a witch is fairly easy to accomplish. Get her a cute little dress, some striped tights, a pointy hat, and a broom. And, honestly you can’t wait to see her decked out in her little witchy costume. Running around putting spells on her older brother, and even the dog. But she is still missing one thing to complete her bewitching look.She is still missing these Girl’s Black Ballet Flats. They are the perfect thing to let her run around jumping off furniture as she tries to fly. You’ll have fun watching your witch as she trick or treats around your neighborhood. Everyone telling her what a magical little girl she is. And the elastic strap across the top of these ballet flats will keep her from running right out of her shoes during her Halloween candy induced sugar high! Good luck getting her to bed this year.


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Adult General Hat

Adult General Hat

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$43.99

“Oh, a general hat! I can wear it with anything!” No. It’s a general’s hat, not a general-purpose hat. In fact, it’s quite specific. Unless you’re in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one person in the group wears it. It’s eye-catching, distinctive. It raises your height about 5 inches. Nothing general about that. You’ll command salutes and respect in your very own general’s hat. The enlisted personnel and non-commissioned officers will fall right in line. Think how powerful you’ll feel. Take to the seas, and now you’re an admiral! That’s how it works, right?You don’t have to graduate from West Point to rock the large-and-in-charge look with this general’s hat. It’s even designed generically (no pun intended) so you can front for any world power you want, although one that’s really into stars helps. But hey, all the big ones are, right? Whether you’re threatening Mr. Bond, drafting up battle plans, or fondling the big red button, this is the hat for all your command activities!


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Men's Fairytale Baker Costume

Men's Fairytale Baker Costume

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$29.99

Baking up something magicalDo you dream of being a baker? Maybe you really love creating perfect sugary confections, adding just the right amount of sugar and flour and milk to whip up a true masterpiece. Maybe you like perfecting super intricate techniques like the kind you need to make macarons or the perfect, perfect pie crust. Maybe you just really love cookies.Baking is great, and all, but have you ever thought about being a fairytale baker? Hear us out: Regular bakers use the same ol' tired recipes for cakes and pies, but fairytale bakers get to create things like cupcakes that make you shrink and tortes that turn your hair purple. And they get to use crazy cool ingredients like dragons' ears and toads' tongues, not to mention pixie dust, witch's brew and more. If you ever don't feel like doing your chores for the day, you can whip yourself up an energy milkshake and clean the whole house in ten minutes. If you don't feel like exercising, just create a muscle-growing-brownie mix that lets you snack on sweets all day and still lose weight. The possibilities are endless, if you're a fairytale baker!Now, we admit, the job has its difficulties. Gathering those exotic ingredients like gnome toenails and phoenix feathers takes a lot of time, and a baker or two has met a fiery death in the pursuit of them. But that's just a normal work hazard, right? And those rumors of bakers getting turned into newts by witches are totally just rumors, we promise!Product DetailsBake up some magic with this Men's Fairytale Baker Costume. The exclusive costume includes a vest/shirt combo, an apron and, of course, a chef's hat. The navy apron comes pre-smudged with flour stains for maximum effectiveness, while the hat is a certifiable fluffy chef's hat.Recipe for successOnce you put on your fairytale baker costume, you'll be ready to cook up anything. But... maybe have a friend taste-test it for you. Just in case.


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