Men's Fisherman Kit Costume

Men's Fisherman Kit Costume

1213246862

$29.99

GET TO THE LAKE EARLYTrying to wake up before the fish and getting there before they've already gotten wise to you would-be hunters is usually half or more of the game.  By the time most are there with their lines in the water, the memo has already been passed around and the fish are tactically avoiding you.If the early bird gets the worm, you've got to be up before the bird and the worm if you have any hope of using it to get the fish.  But, getting the fisherfolk look cracking takes time, too.  What are you supposed to go?  Get out there before dusk just to be there for the dawn!? DESIGN & DETAILSFortunately for you, our in-house team of designers are already used to being at the grindstone in the early morning.  (Heck, we usually don't let them even leave!)  Because of that, they know just how to help you cut corners with time while still holding onto the glory of high-quality gear, such as this Fisherfolk Kit!  This offwhite bucket hat has brown trim and a plastic bobber attached.  The light tan mesh vest zips closed and has pockets for all your tackling needs.  Those fish won't see what's coming!TRICK THE FISH IN STYLEWhen you show up to the lake earlier than anyone thanks to the time you save with this Fisherfolk Kit, you'll be certain that the fish fry will not only be on but it will be stylish.  Just... remember your fishing pole, we suppose!  


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Adult Train Engineer Costume

Adult Train Engineer Costume

1229874719

$49.99

Train of ThoughtHave you ever noticed that the more you travel, the more places there seem to be on your bucket list? You're proud to check off the Grand Canyon then on the way there, someone tells you about the sweeping landscape of Yosemite National Park or the ancient wonders of Mesa Verde National Park. And then you get to the Grand Canyon and you realize that you can't visit this vista only once. Sure, the growing list of places to visit might be inconvenient but in the end, it's a good thing. Because we live in a wonderful world that's full of amazing places to explore. What you need is an outfit that tells the people in your life that you're looking to see the sites and take on new territory. Who knows, when you put on this classic engineer costume, you might get a few invites to go on road trips. Who wouldn't want their own personal engineer to drive them to Carlsbad Caverns?Details & DesignYou'll feel like an adventure is just around the corner when you throw on this Made by Us train engineer costume. The costume is intricate with details like pockets, real buttons on the flaps, and useable pockets on the back that are perfect for your engineer sweat/ grease rags. A blue workman shirt is layered underneath and is complemented with a red bandana. The look is topped off with an instantly recognizable engineer hat to make your adventurous look complete.On the Right TrackIt's great to pick a costume that you can wear again and again. Heading to a western themed party? The engineer is right at home! Is there a grade school reading event? What better way to read The Little Engine that could. Whatever the event is, we're sure you'll always be able to engineer a reason to throw this costume on!


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Toddler FBI Costume

Toddler FBI Costume

1289322760

$24.99

A Startling DiscoveryWhen you became a parent, you knew there was a chance that your child might draw on the walls. You thought you were prepared. Then, one day, you moved the couch. What you found was... shocking to say the least. Behind the couch, there was a full fledged investigation taking place. A string unravelled from Teddy, connecting family photos that had been pinned to the plaster. A layout of your kitchen drawn in Mango Tango Orange crayon was marked with x's in Mountain Meadow Green. While you were amazed that all of this had gone down under your nose, there was no doubt as to what this was about. Your mini-agent was trying to solve the mystery of the missing cookie. The worst part of this mess? You were the culprit all along.Design & DetailsGive your toddler the authority to stage their own investigation with this Made-By-Us FBI costume. The high-quality costume features a windbreaker jacket printed with FBI in yellow lettering on the front left breast and the back. While snaps decorate the front, the jacket secures with hook and loop fasteners, making it a breeze for your child to take off and put on. The agent uniform is complete with an official looking baseball cap. A hook and loop tab allows for size adjustment on the back. Case ClosedIf you want our advice, you oughtta come clean about the missing cookie. Make your agent a deal. You'll order this costume and they'll let you go scot free. Now, the question is, how are you going to get away with skimming this eagle eyed agents Halloween candy?


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Detention Queen Costume

Detention Queen Costume

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$44.99

Now look, nobody wants to end up in detention. If you have a choice between giving up your after school free time to sit in a stuffy little room with a bunch of other troublemakers and a bored teacher, all of whom would rather be just about anywhere else in the world, and not doing that, you’d have to be more than a little bit off to opt for the former. But hey, things happen. Sooner or later, somebody’s going to catch you in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you’re going to get sent to detention, and there’s not much you can do about that. (Well, we suppose you could try staying on your best behavior, but we all know that’s not a realistic proposal.) The key here is to take that bag full of detention hall lemons and make them into lemonade. If you’re going to wind up in detention anyway, you may as well lean into it. Get down with your bad self. Take pride in your transgressions. Don’t just walk into the detention room, swagger. Let the other kids know that this isn’t any kind of punishment for you, this is just another day on the job. Be the boss of after school busy work, the leader of the breakfast club, the Queen of Detention. And of course every queen needs her royal garments. You’ll look right in place copying down sentences and clapping erasers in this polyester ensemble, featuring a dress styled to look like a taffeta plaid skirt, white blouse, and short gray jacket. Add in extra elements of reform school swag like a school crest near the collar, a faux leather belt, and a Hook and Loop fastener-attached neck tie, and you’ve got yourself a costume that will strike fear in the heart of any detention hall monitor.


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SWAT Police Women's Costume

SWAT Police Women's Costume

1229720818

$29.99

A Top Secret MissionA top-secret mission for Halloween? Now, that sounds like just the kind of holiday fun we can heartily endorse! Of course, since the mission's going to be dangerous, headquarters is going to want to send in their top squad. The SWAT Team! If you're feeling ready for action there's no need to worry about the fact that you haven't taken any training to become a SWAT officer. We say, fake it till you make it, and the best way to do that is to look the part. And you can do just that when you grab this Women's SWAT Police Costume!Product DetailsThis SWAT Police Women's Costume comes with a dress and hat for an effortless and fun costume style. The dress features a v-neckline and secures in the front with a zipper. SWAT is featured in block letters on the left breast and on the back. The baseball style cap fits with a hook and loop adjustment band in the back, and also features SWAT embroidered on the crown. A plastic badge is included and it pins as desired. With this costume, we're sure you're gonna look like a real member of an elite SWAT team!How to Wear itNo bones about it, this SWAT Costume is a top choice as a sexy Halloween costume. And, if that's your goal, you can finish off the costume with a few choice accessory additions. We have it pictured with our model wearing a pair of aviator shades and knee-high faux leather boots. Each is sold separately but highly recommended! We've got all of those options available right here, so make sure you shop to complete the look!


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Mens Burglar Costume

Mens Burglar Costume

1278000585

$24.99

It is getting more and more difficult to make ends meet these days. Between the ever-complicated economy and the growing number of folks in the pool competing for the jobs that you’re trying to go for, the issues of unemployment are potentially very real. You’ve got to get real creative when it comes to landing that perfect occupation these days… one that will both help out with the bills at home but also offer you a chance for self improvement, reflection, and something that can satisfy your need for creative outlets… but fortunately the world is filled with countless opportunities!Well, countless might be an overstatement. Obviously for the perfect career stepping stone, there is going to be some degree of counting involved. You remember learning in even elementary school that you were going to need your basic math skills for the future. Your teachers weren’t lying, even if some of those potential careers involved counting coins. It might not be the most complicated of mathematics, but as you get really skillful, some of those numbers can climb really high. It might be best to start out small and see if the life of the burglar is right for you.We can help you get your foot in the door and your hands in the cookie jar with this Burglar costume. The polyester black and white striped shirt has the iconic look of the sneak-thief (or for the prisoner, if you end up doing so well and get caught by the bloke in the Cop costume). The black eyes mask with elastic band will ensure your identity is very slightly concealed and the included tiny money bag and black hat will not only finish the look but give you a head start with your first successful palm-sized theft! Fare well, thief, and remember not to let your eyes get too big!


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Women's SWAT Team Costume

Women's SWAT Team Costume

1213241846

$34.99

Party Rules EnforcementWhen a situation becomes too hot to handle, you call in S.W.A.T.! That stands for Special Weapons and Tactics, and the members of the team have the tools, the skills, and the experience to deescalate any situation. But what about party guests who break the rules? Who handles those situations? Believe it or not, it's still S.W.A.T., just an even more specialized division. So, are you ready to join?Yes, when you dress up in this S.W.A.T. Team Costume for women, you'll be ready to quiet the chaos whenever folks break those unspoken party rules. Someone double dips their chip in the salsa... and you'll be there. Someone takes too long in the bathroom... you'll be there. Someone tries to play some really boring music... you'll be there. Every party needs a bit of anarchy, but let's not go crazy, folks!Design & DetailsOur costume designers wanted to craft a look that was both tactical and sexy! This women's costume was what they came up with. It starts with a white, cropped shirt that has "S.W.A.T." printed across the front of it. It also comes with a black, mesh vest that fits over the shirt. The leggings are black moto-style leggings that stretch for a form fit. Of course, if you want to be taken seriously as the party police, you'll need a pair of gloves and this costume comes with a pair of black, fingerless gloves. Finally, to top the whole costume off, the costume comes with a S.W.A.T. hat! Just put it on and you'll be ready to patrol the party!Success with S.W.A.T.As a member of the team, it is your responsibility to make sure everyone has fun without losing their minds. If you want your next costume party to be a success, make sure to keep any situation under control with this S.W.A.T. Team Costume! Check out some of our police officer accessories to add the finishing touches to your costume!


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Adult Black Combat Boots

Adult Black Combat Boots

1216548661

$59.99

The name Adult Black Combat Boots is kind of a misnomer. Well, they're definitely black boots. But when we say 'adult,' we're only talking about your shoe size. Maybe you're just a kid with two big feet and a dream. We want to be clear: these boots are for you, too.And when we say 'combat,' we don't mean that you should think of these shoes as a license to kill. Or even a license to kick a few people in the shins. We're just trying to convey that these slick boots would look great with any outfit that needs to have a bit of an edge. Whether that means punk rocker or police officer is totally up to you. Hey, we're not trying to pick any fights! We're just trying to keep everybody in great-looking footwear. It's a tough job, but at least these sturdy boots will make it a little easier on our arches!


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Adult Black Smoke Mask

Adult Black Smoke Mask

1315125707

$24.99

Are you our mummy?Sorry. There was this gas scare earlier and the only thing we could find was these Smoke Masks in Black. The lenses are a bit fogged up so we couldn't exactly tell it was you when you approached. Turns out these aren't actual functioning gas masks, which is just as well because the 'gas scare' was just someone playing a prank with aerosol in the break room.Regardless, some costumes need a good gas mask like this Smoke Mask in Black. No, it doesn't work as a gas mask, seeing as it's molded latex with clear plastic lenses for the eyes, but that doesn't really matter for costumes. You'll be going for the look after all. So whether you're dealing with zombies, alien possession, or some hazardous war, you'll at least look equipped. Now, for real, have you seen our mom? She was supposed to come visit today...


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Women's Sexy Nursie Costume

Women's Sexy Nursie Costume

1265312833

$49.99

Back to HealthRacing down the hall to the patient’s room to answer the ‘call nurse’ button, you can’t help but complain a little to yourself. You never knew how many steps you would have to walk every day as a nurse, but it is in the tens of thousands. You have been going through a new pair of shoes every month in this job!That all goes out the window, though when you arrive and see the scene in front of you. These two patients have set up a small surprise for your birthday! There are balloons, cake, and a new set of scrubs and shoes. Sometimes it isn’t so bad being a nurse after all.Product DetailsIf you need a new outfit for your job as a nurse, then you should try out this Women's Sexy Nursie Costume. It has all the details that you are looking for as a nurse, from the pleasant color to the non-restrictive cut. It has yet to be approved for use in hospitals, but we are sure to hear back any day now! The dress, collar, apron, and hat all mark you out as a healthcare professional, so you will be sure to be treated as a hero. The green logo on the apron and hat is a big plus, as well! From head to toe, you will look and feel just like the great nurse that you are inside!Fashionable HealingBeing a healthcare worker is tough, but doing it with style is easy in this Women's Sexy Nursie Costume. Just make sure you watch out for anyone who might need a lecture on healthcare while you are out and about in this costume!


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Plus Size Women's Nurse Heartbreaker Costume

Plus Size Women's Nurse Heartbreaker Costume

1265311937

$54.99

Hey you, quick! There's a thespian with a broken leg in back. To your right, a gentleman who, before passing out, mumbled something about getting hit with an arrow. Where are your tools? Where are your scrubs?!Oh, sorry. We thought a nurse's job was to help mend hearts, not to break them, but maybe we were misinformed. Regardless, you better be prepared for a night at the ER in this costume, because you’ll be stopping them, well-meaning or not, left and right! Team up with a doctor friend and start a practice by the bar. You'll have the whole party lining up for a round of flu shots—as long as it means a minute with you two!This sassy costume single-handedly allows students of nursing to bypass the books and get right to the fun stuff: bedside care and comfort. Accessorizing appropriately is key here. Choose carefully and—depending on your intentions, of course—you’ll be ready to give everyone the proper treatment. A stethoscope will send a message of care, whereas an oversized syringe might imply a more sinister nursing style, especially with some well-placed fake blood and dark makeup! Snag a pair of white gloves and some fishnets or white stockings to complete this spunky costume. With all your tools in line, you’ll be ready to give everyone—or maybe a special someone—the most hospitable Halloween experience they ever could've imagined!


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Adult General Hat

Adult General Hat

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$43.99

“Oh, a general hat! I can wear it with anything!” No. It’s a general’s hat, not a general-purpose hat. In fact, it’s quite specific. Unless you’re in the Joint Chiefs of Staff, only one person in the group wears it. It’s eye-catching, distinctive. It raises your height about 5 inches. Nothing general about that. You’ll command salutes and respect in your very own general’s hat. The enlisted personnel and non-commissioned officers will fall right in line. Think how powerful you’ll feel. Take to the seas, and now you’re an admiral! That’s how it works, right?You don’t have to graduate from West Point to rock the large-and-in-charge look with this general’s hat. It’s even designed generically (no pun intended) so you can front for any world power you want, although one that’s really into stars helps. But hey, all the big ones are, right? Whether you’re threatening Mr. Bond, drafting up battle plans, or fondling the big red button, this is the hat for all your command activities!


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Kid's Police Hat

Kid's Police Hat

1277201757

$10.99

Your kid is on the side of justice. No crime goes unpunished. No baddie gets away. All mysteries are solved. Your kid plays the cop. But, if your kid is the cop, can you really expect their friends who are playing the bandits to take your kid seriously without the proper hat?Just as police officers are known for the badges, bright lights, and batons, a good police hat is identifiable for blocks away. It says "here comes the law!" and "no crimes on my watch!" (insert other cop cliches here). So if your kid wants to be on the good side of the law, they better dress the part, including their headgear. Our Kid's Police Hat ought to do the trick. It's navy blue with a black vinyl rim and a silver police badge. Even the sight of this thing will sent those baddies running for the backyard!


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Women's Nautical Beauty Costume

Women's Nautical Beauty Costume

1213237435

$29.99

Sailor SayingsIf you're interested in the life of a sailor than you'd better be ready for adventure. Who knows what you'll see when you're on the seven seas. Well, those amazing sunsets and sunrises are a given since sailors are up at all hours, depending on what watch you're responsible for. If you're headed out to the seas for a couple weeks then you'd better hope you don't see a red sky in the morning. . . cause you know, then you'd better take warning or however that saying goes.It's interesting how many rules to sailing the sea there are. First off, it's a relief that we live in the time that we do until this millennium, women were considered bad luck on board. Lucky for most people these days, a tattoo is seen as good luck but, unfortunately for fruit enthusiasts, bananas are bad luck. Any sailor worth their salt (get it?) would also know to avoid killing that albatross that's been hanging around, no matter how hungry you are or how many times you think that it says, "Aflac!", or you'll never see land again. So, what do you think, got all these myths and tricks down? Just to let you know, there are more. Hey! Hey. Don't get overwhelmed, you don't have to become a sailor to dress in that classic, nautical fashion.Design & DetailsAll your sailing dreams can come true, if all your sailing dreams start with wearing high-waisted pants, a striped crop top, a red ascot, and of course that jaunty little cap. The midriff top and pants with a back zipper will have you looking the part! The triangular scarf and nautical hat will even put the finishing touches on your foray into the seas!


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Molded Bullet Belt Accessory

Molded Bullet Belt Accessory

1265314781

$7.99

Don't you hate it when you are in the middle of battle and you run out of bullets? Yeah, us too, that's why we never head to battle without our Molded Bullet Belt. This belt is 60" long with an authentic look of gold bullets with black caps. Throw your belt over a camo shirt or maybe even no shirt, you're sure to look as if you're ready for whatever comes your way.So don't worry, we've got your back, you'll never run out of ammo while you're wearing this Molded Bullet Belt. Life on the battlefield ain't no picnic! Who has time to stop and think about where all those extra bullets went? Keep them attached to your person at all times! That's an order soldier!


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Silver Kid's Astronaut Helmet

Silver Kid's Astronaut Helmet

1235916313

$34.99

Space CaseWe don't understand that space case has such a negative connotation. Isn't it a good thing to have your head in the stars? It's no wonder that kids find the occupation of an astronaut to be so enticing. The endless expanse of space is the ultimate exploratory frontier. While our world is only getting smaller, we simply discover more and more planets and stars in the cosmos. How amazing would it be to see a newly discovered black hole? How cool would it be to be part of the team that first runs across a long-sought planet that held liquid water and oxygen? Yeah, it's not a bad thing to be a space case, it's one of the last paths to becoming a true explorer. Product DetailsIf your little one is ready to head into the last frontier, they will love rocking this official looking helmet. The plastic full-head mask has a visor that swivels upward when it's time for them to get a better look at that little green Martian. There is a ventilation grate in front to make breathing and talking easy. The whole helmet is printed with tech that makes your child's headgear look official. The bottom has a foam lining to make the helmet comfortable. Blast OffIf your child is ready for blast off, they're sure to have a wild adventure. They'll meet aliens, rocket through meteor fields, and escape from the pull of black holes. And while they might be doing this from the safety of their cardboard box rocket, they're sure to feel secure when they're wearing this helmet. 


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Women's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

Women's Incarcerated Cutie Costume

1213241782

$24.99

STRIKING IN STRIPESDon't bother asking why she's locked up; she won't tell you. She's extremely coy but also very cute, as you can see. Just ignore the fact she's been locked up for a while because she does all the time! In her mind, she escapes her confines every day. Her imagination is powerful enough to whisk her away to the west coast so she can stay up-to-date on all new beauty regimens. She may be sitting alone on her cot, but her mind sweeps her away to a fancy stylist's chair. Now her tresses are being fastened into a beautiful up-do or she's getting a perm, sporting perfectly coiled ringlets. Sometimes she's getting her makeup done by an esteemed makeup artist to the stars and other times she's shopping for extravagant heels and purses with socialites.The point is, with an imagination, you can go anywhere or be anything you want. This inmate morphs into a pampered princess daily to escape her prison reality. With your imagination and this costume, anything is possible. Decide if you want to be a cute and coquettish inmate or a loud-mouthed rascal driven to start the riot of a lifetime. The choice is yours.                          DESIGN & DETAILSNobody on our design team has ever been an inmate (at least that we know of) but they're experts when it comes to black and white stripes, as you can see. The high-quality Made By Us item comes with a striped long sleeve shirt featuring an inmate number and real, functioning buttons. The matching leggings have an elastic waistband so you'll be extremely comfortable no matter what shenanigans you get into. Finally, the matching pillbox hat completes the ensemble.INCARCERATED BUT STILL A CUTIEYou may be locked up but that doesn't mean you don't value key accessories. Pick up a pair of handcuffs and a ball and chain accessory to get the exact look pictured here.          


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Radioactive Aviator Silver and Black Goggles

Radioactive Aviator Silver and Black Goggles

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$12.99

Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting) That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!


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Infant Police Officer Costume

Infant Police Officer Costume

1269180247

$34.99

Future on the ForceYour little love doesn't yet know what they want to be when they grow up. Heck, they barely even know they have a reflection yet. It'll be some time before they learn complex concepts, like right and wrong, good and evil, the fine print of the law, and the communal code that governs societal behavior. They won't understand Halloween, or trick or treating, or even why some cars have bright lights and loud sirens and speed through the streets.But, that doesn't mean you can't begin to inspire them from an early age. This Infant Police Officer Costume helps your kiddo see just how cool it could be to grow up to protect and serve. Of course, this little getup also just makes a truly adorable outfit for a night of trick-or-treating as a family. There's no need to rush them into the force. They'll need a bit more hand-eye coordination — not to mention a bigger vocabulary — first!Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is crafted in our in-house design studio, specifically for your brave and bold little babe. If only real police officer uniforms were this comfy...precincts would need designated naptimes! This ensemble is a cozy one-piece jumpsuit in dark navy blue, with front flap pockets, a faux buckled belt, and an attached black necktie. There is a police badge on the chest, and the whole thing secures via hook and loop closures at the back. The matching hat has the same police badge, and turns your cutie into the sweetest Sargeant around!


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Kids SWAT Commander Costume

Kids SWAT Commander Costume

1213244642

$34.99

YEAR-ROUND SWAT TEAM ANTICSWhenever there are threats that are just a bit more than the local law enforcement can handle, a well-trained unit of officers need to be called to help halt the crazy and bring back the peace.  It might be because of far too many people, dangerous criminals that are trained and armed beyond the scope of the locals, or who knows, perhaps even some supernatural invasions that just require a bit more than brave-but-unprepared cops have in the budget!That's where the Special Weapons and Tactics teams come to the scene.  Unfortunately, they've got to be ready at the drop of the hat every day of the year!  That means that they can't just have your typical one-use flimsy fabric look that is intimidating the first time but falls apart as the night goes on!  What alien menace or vicious mob is going to back down if the SWAT stitching is coming loose!  Fortunately, we've got some great folks on hand to ensure that our SWAT can play their roles any day they desire! DESIGN & DETAILSOur own extraordinary team has all the gear for the job ready for your kiddo to lead the team to success with this exclusive Kid's SWAT Commander Costume.  This SWAT logo shirt features printing on the sleeve and chest as well as cargo pockets for those extra bits of confiscated candies.  The plastic helmet adjusts its size easily with a chin strap and the tinted visor snaps onto the front of the helmet to offer your kiddo that especially intimidating, smoky stare.  That might be enough for a solid look, but our designers know that you can't have SWAT without weapons and tactics, so the molded baton, handcuffs, and walkie-talkie not only complete the look but will finish the task, too! DECKED OUT FOR ANY MISSIONWhen trouble comes calling to your neighborhood, feel secure that you've got a ready solution as your beck and call.  When your kiddo is geared up in this SWAT Commander look, they'll be ready to put the kibosh on any mischief.  Heck, it might even make them cause less of it!  


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Kid's White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

Kid's White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume

1213245446

$34.99

Have you ever told your child that the sky is the limit? Why? There are footprints on the moon! You should be telling them that they can head beyond the sky to put their mark on the moon. Your kid just needs to start training to become an astronaut.It’s going to be tough! Your kid will need to eat his vegetables. He’ll need to do some push-ups. He’s going to have to learn the names of all the planets and all the constellations in the night’s sky. He might even need to pretend that the family car is a rocket ship. Of course, the first thing he’s going to a cool uniform to wear while he trains.Introducing this white astronaut jumpsuit costume for kids! Our costume designers went to work to create an outfit to get your child ready for their next imaginary mission to outer space. It comes with a white jumpsuit with tons of great details, like a NASA patch on the chest and an American flag patch on the shoulder. The suit has plenty of other patches on the chest, along with zippered pockets and a zipper along the front. Just zip it up and he’ll be ready for the next trip to the moon to place a few new footprints there!Just make sure you feed him those vegetables and teach him the names of all the stars before you send him off on a journey to outer space—Houston will be counting on him to be strong and smart during the next mission!


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Kid's British Bobby Costume

Kid's British Bobby Costume

1213239449

$44.99

'Ello, gov'na!Does your little guy dream of being a police officer when he grows up? Does he fantasize about saving the Queen from intruders or protecting Big Ben from nefarious plots? Maybe he just really loves those round black hats that police officers get to wear. Well, we've got something to tell you!First off, your guy actually wants to be a British Bobby. So if you rush out and buy him an American police officer uniform, he will be greatly disappointed. American police officers drive on the wrong side of the road, and they don't get to use neat police whistles like their over-the-pond counterparts. And what's even the point of being a police officer if you don't get to use a whistle that sounds like a shrieking freight train?"Oh, no!" you might be thinking. "We live in the United States, and we only have United States police officer costumes at our local costume shop! We don't even have any British Peeler costumes, either!"Never fear! We can help!Product DetailsGive your little crime fighter the chance to look and feel just like a real English law officer with this Kid's British Bobby Costume. This exclusive costume comes with a jacket, pants, belt, hat and monocle (since every good British law officer has a monocle). The black jacket features silver trim and buttons, while the hard hat has a silver badge attached. The monocle can be worn on either eye, depending on how your officer is feeling that day.Fighting crimeWhether your future police chief is chasing down Jack the Ripper or saving the Queen from an assasination attempt, he's got to do it in regular law enforcement uniform, and he'll be sure to look the part with this costume. We wouldn't be surprised if he got a medal of merit from the Queen herself, or maybe even knighted!


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Studded Biker Gloves

Studded Biker Gloves

1213236201

$7.99

Hey tough guy! Are you suitin up for life on the road? We have a little advice for ya... while having a finely tuned Harley Davidson might seem like all you need to life the biker lifestyle, the truth and reality is that you need all the right accessories to make sure your motorcycle dreams come to life. And trust us, after you've spent all day cruisin' on your hog, you're going to wish you had a sweet pair of gloves protecting your hands.These studded biker gloves will not only complete your tough-guy biker look, but they'll make you look pretty boss too. It won't matter if you're in a group riding the highway, or stopped at the wayside it shooting a mean game of pool. The silver studs on these gloves will let everyone know you mean business. With PVC faux leather material, these costume gloves will be the perfect touch to complete your bad boy leather look.And don’t worry, we're sure no one will want to pick a fight…well, we make no promises...


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Plus Size Queen of Detention Costume

Plus Size Queen of Detention Costume

1213231308

$49.99

Halloween can bring about a whole lot of unexpected changes to a person’s daily life. That thinning of the veil isn’t just about allowing some spirits from the world beyond to filter their way into the mortal world to visit some unique moments upon the living. Wild magicks flood the area and cause no end to chaotic alterations to our world. Now, a few of those things can be relatively predicted—in as much as chaos ever can. You know that there’ll be a bunch of poltergeist-like activities. You know, your general telekinetic activity like chairs jumping on tables or things falling off of tables. (Granted, that last one could just be housecats, but we’re still not ruling out the idea that felines are poltergeists.)Anyway, the antics that are less easy to adapt to are when our normal daily activities are suddenly upended. All our underwear turns pink. Our shampoo is filled with just enough droplets of green dye and facial cream with enough orange that we head off to work looking like a giant carrot. Or, the poltergeists favorite, our clothes all shrink! Now, the only way to address these crazy moments is to ride out the chaos and act like everything is normal. Then the wild magic fades and, eventually, we return to normalcy.Such is the case, now, when you are about to head into school and tend to the delinquents in detention. Who knew that the geists would turn your uniform into this Queen of Detention costume!? The polyester and faux patent leather fabrics you once knew have been shifted into an admittedly fantastic looking dress styled as a belted taffeta plaid skirt and white blouse and accompanying gray jacket in the image of the proper school uniform turned disciplinarian. The poltergeists might have tried to make you a plaything of the detention goers, but, with one quick stomp or a keen glare, you’ll show them who is boss and maintain your authority all day long and even into the night if you say so!


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Kid's School Girl Costume

Kid's School Girl Costume

1213243833

$24.99

A certified way to become the teacher's pet!Even though it was a long time ago, we can still remember what it was like to be in elementary school. There's all those other students in class competing to become the teacher's favorite pupil, and we know that can be a little stressful, (okay, a lot stressful). All the other kids are bringing the teacher goodies, paying her compliments, and listening intently to her lesson plans, so how does a great student like you stand out among all the other shining pupils? The answer to that question doesn't require a lot of studying, thankfully! If you dress for success, you'll surely skyrocket to the top of the class and ultimately become the teacher's all-time favorite student. You'll be getting straight As before you know it, just show up to class (before the bell rings, of course) wearing this school girl costume and you'll soon be the teacher's star student.This school girl costume for children is perfect for little girls who love going to school and learning. They'll feel pretty and studious when they wear this preppy ensemble. The classically cute plaid jumper features some pleats and buttons at the waist. The attached white button-up collared shirt will give your little girl a layered look that she'll love showing off to her fellow students. She's bound to become the teacher's pet very soon. Just top the whole ensemble off with some white tights and Mary Jane flats and your daughter will ace her costumed look!


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Vintage Sailor Men's Costume

Vintage Sailor Men's Costume

1213237650

$39.99

There's nothing like watching Navy sailors disembark for their leave on land, at least that's what we've heard from the old-timers that lived during the age of the Navy. Those sailors who had been at sea spotting nary a mermaid or lady of the lake were always ecstatic to be back on land with access to a variety of people, food, and activities other than swapping the deck. So you can't blame them for their excitement when they got to the city, an excitement that would spread to the civilians, making everyone pumped for Fleet Week when sailors in uniform would swarm the city to see all the popular sights. It must have been pretty awesome to work as a sailor in the 1930's when the tradition of Fleet Week began. A Nebraska farm boy who's never been out of the county and all of the sudden is sailing on the ocean with men from all over the country, visiting ports that he had only seen in black and white talkies, and eating SPAM... so much SPAM. That iconic uniform was instantly recognizable when they showed up in the big city, causing instant respect and heartthrobs to crop up where ever they tread in the city streets. Now wonder why we're always trying to copy that look! If you want to have that nostalgic feeling then this costume will bring you back to those days of oceanic voyages. This ensemble has the bright white high-waisted pants, the jaunty cap, and navy blues of the classic uniform with a sense of Hollywood flair. While we might miss the era of Fleet week, there's no reason to leave those dress whites behind so pull in the anchor and fasten your ascot, it's time to see the world!


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Infant Prisoner Costume

Infant Prisoner Costume

1269180241

$24.99

In the ClinkWhen you meet people in prison, you often learn about their life story and everything that led up to their imprisonment. It is at that point that you find out how long they have been in jail and inevitably go around the room and see who has been in the longest.When they said that there was one prisoner who had been in for their whole life, you couldn’t believe your ears. You had to see this guy. Then one of the guards brought you to the warden’s office, where you saw his little baby dressed in a cute little prisoner’s uniform. You had been in trouble a lot as a kid, but luckily your parents never ratted on you like this guy’s!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Infant Prisoner Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The shirt, pants, and hat are what will make you blend in in any prison. You will look exactly like a criminal mastermind behind bars when you throw on these classic black and white stripes. The comfortable and stable hat complete the look with more of that awesome and stylish prison flair!Barred for LifeIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and casual, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you don’t catch the eye of any people dressed as police when you’re out and about!


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Women's Sexy Sailor Dress Costume

Women's Sexy Sailor Dress Costume

1272078534

$59.99

Ahoy! You’re in the navy now! It might not be regulation, but it gets the idea across. Peel those potatoes! Swab the poop deck! (Stop giggling!) You don’t even have to get a crew cut! You might want to wear leggings if you have to get up on the rigging to hoist the sails though.We’ll come clean: “sexy” isn’t the vibe we most associated with the Age of Sail. Sweaty, tattooed men from a dozen countries stuffed in a little wooden box for months on end… yea that doesn't sound too "sexy" to us. We can go ahead and say, without a doubt, that this shrug dress is stylish. An off-the-shoulder mini dress with classic white trim? Nautical perfection! Plus, it's a lot more flattering than sporting a pair of high-waist slacks...that's for sure! Whether you’re scrubbing the portholes or packing your bag for shore leave, you’ll be the envy of the pier as you strut your stuff on the gangplank. Ditch the accessories and it could even be a super-preppy non-costume dress for the yachting crowd. You’ll make skipper in no time in our off-the-shoulder Sexy Sailor Dress. Just hope it’s a three-hour tour. Because if you crash, you’re never getting off that island, and you’ll have to wear this forever. Oh, but that jaunty hat and scarf could really be your look. Maybe not so bad on second thought?


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Biohazard Makeup Kit

Biohazard Makeup Kit

1230106526

$9.99

A Spooky TraditionWhy do we dress up as scary characters for Halloween? People used to believe that the boundary between our world and the spirits’ was weaker on that night, allowing ghosts and other creatures to cross over to our side. Some would dress as witches and ghosts in order to try blending in with the evil spirits. These days, we simply tend to enjoy the thrill of dressing as creepy characters. On Halloween, ghouls, goblins, and ghosts are everywhere, and they’re not always pretty. If you want to dress as a scary character and add some disturbing details, you’ll need a little bit of makeup.Product DetailsIf you like to be a little ghastly on Halloween, this Biohazard Makeup Kit is for you! It has everything you need to make everyone’s skin crawl. You can create a rotted effect with horror flesh, make wounds with the bloody scab formula, and use the liquid latex to adhere things or make other 3D effects on your skin. You’ll be able to create a gross effect to go with any scary costume, from an angel of darkness to a zombie. You’re sure to have a great time as the most horrifying creature when you have this makeup kit!


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Plus Size Fire Captain Men's Costume

Plus Size Fire Captain Men's Costume

1228415364

$44.99

Hey, tough guy! What are you trying to do, be a hero? Most real heroes have never worn a cape, are skeptical of spandex, and are smart enough not to jump from building to building on city skylines. Real heroes know that a slow day is a good day and they don't have to talk in a deep, husky voice to gain respect. Heroic folks have to be ready when the time comes and be brave when the worst happens.   You might not be ready to head into a burning building but we bet you'd be ready for that fire station lifestyle. As heroes go, their downtime is the coziest. Sure, we haven't actually spent any downtime at our local firehouse but we can definitely imagine it. Eating chili with a Dalmatian in a living room with an exposed brick wall sound pretty nice to us! Why is it that we associate eating chili with firefighters? Does the spicy soup help them prepare for the heat of a burning building? Hmm, your guess is as good as ours. The best part? When the call of duty sounds you'd get to slide down the fireman's pole, best commute ever! Design & DetailsYou'll feel like an official hero in this brave ensemble that's made by us right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. Though, we will admit, you'll have to go through some training before you get fire pole access! The black pants with Hi-Vis stripes on the bottom would fit right in when riding on a fire engine. Layer the official looking printed t-shirt under the black suspenders and top the ensemble off with the included cap and you'll be ready for anything. That is, if that anything is made up of a "hot to trot" costume party!


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Nanny Umbrella Accessory

Nanny Umbrella Accessory

1328435420

$24.99

Sensible AccessoryA cheeky little bird told us there was a very simple concern being overcomplicated by worry. That didn't make a whole lot of sense, so we asked them to clarify and were treated to a song. Which still didn't entirely clear things up, but we figured that such a talented bird deserved to get whatever they were asking for. Turns out the bird was sick of getting wet every time it rained; hiding under leaves and window awnings wasn't cutting it anymore. We went to the drawing board and came up with a few ideas to help. A tiny hat, a feather-friendly raincoat, and this umbrella were their favorites. Since the bird couldn't fly and carry an umbrella at the same time though, we sent them home with the other miniature raingear and kept the umbrella for ourselves. We loved it so much, that we made a few to share!Design and DetailsKeep your rain protection simple with this Made by Us Nanny Umbrella Accessory! The exclusive design features a full-sized black umbrella with a handle made to look like a green parrot head. You'll stay dry and look practically perfect with this stylish umbrella on hand!Practically PerfectWhether you're looking for a unique way to hide from the rain or need a simple accessory to lift your Halloween ensemble, this Nanny Umbrella Accessory is just the thing to add to your collection!


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Child Battle Soldier Costume

Child Battle Soldier Costume

1276699865

$39.99

The orders are inIt's a tough assignment. And he's got a daunting mission ahead. The orders have just come through. He's got to march through the neighborhood while evading enemies to secure a very important strategic asset from down the street. He's got to get the largest cache of Halloween candy your home has ever seen!Do you think he's up for the task? We have a feeling that he is! Especially so, if you outfit him with this Kid's Battle Soldier Costume. This detailed style is going to have him feeling just like an elite forces soldier. But the mission really just is sugary goodness, so no tough stuff here. Let's go get that candy!Design & DetailsWhipped up right here in our own costume studios, this costume is Made by Us, and it really shows. A detailed digi camo jumpsuit looks just like what a real soldier would wear. But this ensemble doesn't stop there! It also comes with a vest, helmet, face mask, belt, and a pair of gloves. (Pictured toy weapons sold separately.) The mesh vest has attached pockets and accessories, and the belt secures with a buckle clasp around the waist. The coolest part of all, the face mask and gloves have a skeleton print, so he can look like a real tough guy. Like we said, no actual rough stuff here, but they'll sure have the look for it when they're in this costume!Assemble your squadThe mission might be a solo adventure, or it might require the help of his friends, siblings, and family. Well, fortunately, we've got you covered with all kinds of costumes for kids of any ages and lots of adult styles, too. Get your squad assembled this Halloween, and let's go get that candy!


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Modern Combat Toddler's Uniform Costume

Modern Combat Toddler's Uniform Costume

1213245514

$24.99

HE GIVES THE ORDERSYou never thought it would happen. You never thought you'd be taking orders from a toddler, but your little one just looks so darn cute that you'd do just about anything for him! You'd follow his orders no matter what... whether that means heading on a secret mission to find the chocolate chip cookies or kicking off an important rescue mission to save his teddy bear! In fact, your little one's inspiring cuteness could be the perfect motivation to help whip any young cadet into shape. All your child needs is an army uniform and they could become the next drill sergeant at boot camp.Well, the good news is that our costume designers have been hard at work to create a cute, yet realistic military uniform for your toddler! It'll give your child the look of a real military soldier, so they can feel like a real soldier during playtime.DESIGN & DETAILSThis toddler Modern Combat Uniform costume is a military-style outfit designed to make your child look like one tough cookie! It comes with a simple jumpsuit that has a digital camo print on the exterior. The suit fits with fasteners along the front for easy dressing. It also has functional pockets on each sleeve and each pant leg. An American Flag patch adorns the sleeve to finish off the look. Of course, it comes with the cadet-style cap, which has a matching digital camo pattern and a stiff, curved bill.RISING THROUGH THE RANKSIf you're ready to serve under your little one, then it's time to move him through the ranks! With a look this heroic, your child will be the new drill sergeant in your home. Just make sure to accessorize this look with a pair of black boots for the complete look. 


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Women's Lifeguard Costume

Women's Lifeguard Costume

1265311879

$34.99

Something’s FishyBeing a lifeguard is usually a lot more boring than people think. You mostly just sit there for minimum wage and occasionally yell at some kids not to run around by the pool. Every once in a while, though, something happens that can really make your day more exciting!Of course, we are talking about the yearly barbeque that the pool owner throws at the end of the swimming season! He closes the pool and only the lifeguards get to use it for the day. It is great fun and everyone has a blast, except for that year that Dave threw a 5-pound bass in there and ruined it.Product DetailsIf you are looking for a costume that will make you look awesome, comfortable, and stylish all at once, then this Women's Lifeguard Costume is the one for you. You will love the fit of the shirt, shorts, and hat, but don’t forget your flotation device and whistle! The red and white of the shorts and shirt are flattering on anyone, and the hat gives you both some much needed shade and a lot of cool factor. From head to toe in this costume, you will look and feel like the consummate lifeguard, the pinnacle of the profession. Hopefully you won’t need to save any lives when you are out in this costume, but with your whistle and striking attire, at least you’ll be able to get attention if needed!Just Keep SwimmingFinding the perfect costume to wear after a long summer of being a lifeguard is hard, but we recommend you go for this Women's Lifeguard Costume. You will never look more like a lifeguard than you will after five minutes in this costume!


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Police Officer Adult Costume

Police Officer Adult Costume

1213236906

$39.99

A Sense of BlueDo you want to serve your community? Do you have a strong sense of duty? Do you look absolutely amazing in navy blue? Well then, you might just have what it takes to join the force. Of course, you'll have to do plenty of training if you want to be a disciplined office, but first thing's first. You're going to need a stylish uniform and we have just the outfit for you! It'll have you ready to play the role in no time.Design & DetailsThis women's Police Officer Costume is one of our Made by Us designs, which means our costume designers took great care to create a cute and comfortable outfit that's made to last. It starts with a navy blue button-up shirt that has police patches on the sleeves, a collared neck, and a pair of pockets in front. The matching shorts have an elastic band in the waist and will help you keep cool when you're patrolling in warm weather. The belt is made out of faux leather material and has an adjustable buckle in front. The included necktie is navy blue and fits with an elastic band (no tying required). The hat has a faux leather brim. The whole costume comes together with the included plastic badges, which can be pinned to the hat and the shirt.


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Women's Bombshell Military Captain Costume

Women's Bombshell Military Captain Costume

1213246973

$44.99

War StrategyMaybe you haven't faced combat. Scratch that. We guarantee you have faced combat. Because we all have both big and little struggles. Your combat might be facing the morning rush be it traffic or public transportation. Both man and machine are in your way, trying to prevent you to march into work confidently, on time, and in a good mood. Then there are the big fights. You want your community to be peaceful and safe. You want your career to be on track and interesting. You want your kids to love vegetables and practicing violin and studying math. And yeah, you might not win every battle but when you get into combat mode, there's no way you're going to back down from the bigger fight. That's why you need to dress for the job at hand. There's no hunkering down or retreating when you're dressed in this military captain outfit. You look smart and you feel strong. Victory must be right around the corner!Product Details & DesignThis unique pin-up military captain costume is Made-By-Us! What does that mean? It means our in-house designers researched military costumes from WW1 and WW2 and combined the military looks with that picturesque pin-up style we all know and love. From the details of the captain patches to the satin-textured hat, you'll feel fierce, feminine, and timelessly classic. You'll love the swinging skirt paired with the "take-charge" top with a patch detailed lapel and structured shoulders. Above the Rank and FileWhile this look is perfect for the Halloween season, you're in no way limited to dressing up in this ensemble in October. This look is great for parties with a patriotic flair! Everyone is sure to love the timeless green uniform with a retro swing skirt twist. Is someone you know hosting a pin-up themed bachelorette party? Keep your look PG and fashionable with this timeless pin-up look. All you need is some red lipstick, a victory roll pinned under your captain's hat and you're ready for combat, er we mean party. You'll be ready to party. 


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Adult Cop Costume Belt

Adult Cop Costume Belt

1325842876

$19.99

On the Beat Trained officers are ready for anything. When a call comes out, they're immediately on the move, without worrying about whether they've got the right equipment. They've got everything they could possibly need strapped to their belt. Except maybe a snack for later. Product DetailsLay down the law with the help of this exclusive Adult Cop Costume Belt Accessory Set! The faux leather belt has a silver-tone buckle, a holster, a pouch, and several attached loops which you'll need for hanging the included accessories. The belt comes with a toy gun, a set of toy handcuffs with keys, a faux walkie-talkie, and more. Bad guys, beware! You Have the Right To Remain Awesome This belt won't turn you into a real officer, but it will make you look like one for Halloween, and that's just as good! Anyone dressed as a robber will have you to deal with, so they'd better steer clear. This cop looks too amazing not to win the day and see justice served!  


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Men's Plus Size Sexy Cop Costume

Men's Plus Size Sexy Cop Costume

1213236445

$44.99

Layin' Down the LawPeople these days, they've got no respect. Take, for instance, the song "Happy Birthday." That song is copy-written. Which means it can't be distributed without paying for the rights. And yet, people are constantly posting videos of whole groups of law-breaking mavericks singing the song. And they don't even blink! They just soak up the likes and comments like they aren't doing anything wrong. These are the kind of scandalous lunatics that would jaywalk after simply looking both ways or "forget" to change their address with the Federal Postal Service after moving. That's the mail they're messing with! How are people supposed to support the economy if they aren't getting their junk mail sent to the right spot? You get where we're coming from, right? You know what we, as a country, need? More folks on the streets, going door to door, taking care of the little things. Product Details You'll be ready to tell people to get their postal affairs in order once you get your hands on this Sexy Cop costume. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised if those jaywalking hooligans actually listened to your admonishments! You'll feel capable in the sleeveless collared black shirt with a police badge and removable tie. Don't worry, people will be able to see your status when you're seen from the side. An armband and badge pin reading, "Officer Ed Banger" is included. Top it off with the official-looking police hat and you'll be ready to get those naughty party people in line!Technically LegalAlright, so actually several of the things that we listed above aren't really illegal. In fact, your favorite birthday tune is even in the public domain, now. In fact, it's more illegal to impersonate a police officer than anything we listed. But, you'll be totally within legal parameters when you wear this Sexy Cop costume. Let's just say it's far enough from the official look that nobody will turn their heads except for good reasons! 


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Leatherlike Doggie Biker Jacket

Leatherlike Doggie Biker Jacket

1267645678

$24.99

Born to Be WildIt can be easy to forget that your little schnookums has a wild side. When you wake up every morning to them snuggling in your bed, and they refuse to go potty when it's sprinkling outside. But every pet, no matter how sweet, has a wild heart, deep down inside. Maybe they wouldn't make it long in the jungle, but your dog can be wild in a whole new way. We might even say, a cooler way. They'll be the leader of the pack when you hook them up with this faux leather jacket. Now all you need to do is teach your pooch the command, "Cheese it!".Costume DetailsYour dog will look like a hard-boiled biker when you put them in this hilarious faux leather jacket. Wrapping around the belly and neck, any dog that wears a sweater in winter will feel comfortable in this look. Maybe even more than comfortable... confident! The jacket is decorated in rivets and spikes like you might find on the jacket of a human biker. Perfect for your sidecar companion or for a costume party, this biker jacket is sure to make a "ruff" impression!Rebel with all the PawsIf your pooch is ready for his rebellious phase, this jacket will make any rule-breaking look cooler than ever. Now, your dog isn't just digging in the garbage for fun. Nope, it's a demonstration of teenage rebellion!Complete this look with a classic weathered bandana and your pooch will be revving his engine to show the world this new, cool, wild look!


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Plus Size Playful Police Costume for Women

Plus Size Playful Police Costume for Women

1213243791

$44.99

Party PoliceWe get it. Working as a police officer is tough work! Maybe tonight, we can just hang up the handcuffs and watch some Netflix. It might seem like a good idea until your phone starts blowing up. But this time, it's not the commissioner calling, nope, it's your gal pals and they need the life of the party to show up at their soiree. (Hint: that's you!) So if you need the perfect look for the hours working on your daily beat, and something that still looks fantastic when it's time to punch the timeclock and hit the town, then this plus size costume is the look for you.Design & DetailsThis alluring police costume isn't an official cop uniform, but we think that maybe it should be! The one piece dress looks like a skirt and uniform top combination, and has the perfect cut for a female officer. This uniform set also comes with a belt, tie, hat, gloves, and a badge. The badge and the hat make you look like an official officer, the short sleeves and a tulle pettiskirt on the dress help you achieve the playful style. Just remember to take it easy on all your fellow party-goers and remember that it's all supposed to be fun and games!


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Toddler Chef Costume

Toddler Chef Costume

1228415176

$24.99

Back in the olden days, one of the biggest reasons to even have kids was so you could have tons of free help when it came to running your homestead. Needed more hands in the fields? Just had to have some more kids! Didn’t have fields but had a lot of kids? There were factories that were happy to pay top dollar to have those nimble little hands work long hours at running their machines!And so, sure, it wasn’t exactly the most heartwarming or loving way to start a family, but let’s face it: Every now and again, parent, we all wish we could bring back the days when we could just treat kids like tiny adults and expect them to earn their keep. Think about it! Wouldn’t it be nice to just turn to that 3 yr old and say, “Hey. That food yer eatin’ costs money. And you got yourself a 3 year deficit that you better start workin’ off with some light housekeeping.” *throws them a scrubbing brush* “Now get to washin’ and polishin’ that floor!” But we can’t, because while that’s entertaining when it happens to a bunch of singing rag-tag orphans or street urchins, these days? Social Services does not take kindly to child labor.So honestly, the best you can hope for is getting your little one this Toddler Chef Costume and hope that it inspires them to take up the family cooking, all on its own. Which might not be that big a pipe dream, because just look at this costume - your tiny buddy will feel just like an authentic culinary master in the chef's toque hat, official-looking white poplin jacket, and black & white homespun gingham pants. Who wouldn't put this on and think, "Hey, you know what? I've been spending most of my young life just sitting around, when I could have been spending that time in the kitchen, learning how to whip up a soufflé, or, at the very least, teaching myself how to get my own cereal ready when it's breakfast time." And then you just give them a little encouraging push, and before you know it, your child is cooking and serving all of your family's meals! Genius!


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Plus Size Prisoner Costume for Men

Plus Size Prisoner Costume for Men

1229513234

$29.99

If wanting to dress up in a cool looking prisoner costume were a crime, you'd be in huge trouble. And since we make cool looking prisoner costumes, we'd definitely be busted for costume trafficking! Lucky for everyone, you're perfectly free to dress up in our exclusive Plus Size Prisoner Costume without getting busted, but you'll still look like you were!Actually, wouldn't it be pretty convenient if dressing up as a prisoner got you sent to the slammer? (bad, but convenient) You would already be wearing the perfect outfit for the occasion, so there wouldn't be any need to change clothes after you get locked up. And since this outfit features a more vintage black and white striped style, like what jailbirds wore back in olden days, you'd really stand out in the inmate crowd, which might be a good or bad thing depending on how social you're feeling. This criminally classic look also makes you stand out at a costume party! All of the other costumed guests will keep asking you questions like what you did to get those stripes and what life "on the inside" is like.These threads will have you looking like a classy convict without making you look too rough around the edges. Since the striped shirt, pants, and cap all match, this outfit couldn't be easier to coordinate. We also make it in kids and toddler sizes, which are perfect for putting together your own “crime family" group costume to help plan your big jailbreak!


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Sailor Collar Pink & Purple

Sailor Collar Pink & Purple

1213235756

$6.99

Transform your outfit!Sailor collars are so drab these days, right? Hunting around all the big box stores only nets you a boatload of disappointment. They all have the same bland sea-gray, oar-brown, and canvas-white sailor collars. Boring! But here is something better! This pink and purple sailor collar is a cut above the rest. It laughs at those monochrome sailor collars and says, “No! You won’t wash my color away!” Sure, those black and brown sailor collars are great for actual sailors, but that’s not why anyone is here. This is a place to stand up and wrap a pink and purple sailor collar around your neck to proudly complete the perfect outfit. Bam!Eye-catching (not fish-catching) colorThis 100 percent polyester works perfectly to let those bright pinks and purples shine through. The white ribbon stands out brightly against the pink collar and the entire sailor collar illuminates the wearer in color and whimsy, just as any off-duty sailor would want!Flair in the AirWhether going out or staying in, this collar will announce your presence loud and clear. The only real question you have to ask yourself is: How can you get away with wearing it all year round?


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White Sailor Costume for Men

White Sailor Costume for Men

1326117976

$29.99

All Hands on Deck!It is high time for you to go through a bit of a Halloween costume boot camp, friend. Your last few looks have been, great, but we think you can get a look that ship-shape and ready for the high seas! But the good news is, we’re here to give you a hand before the big battle for the costume competition ensues.We are so glad you’re on board with the plan. We thought we were going to have to convince you to enlist our services. Since you’re a willing participant, go put on this Men's White Sailor Costume on the double.Design & DetailsReady to set sail? Then this classic costume is going to be your best friend! The exclusive, Made By Us design starts with a white long-sleeve pullover shirt that's made out of a poplin fabric. It has navy stripes around the cuffs and on the collar. Of course, you need a pair of matching pants to fit in with the rest of the crew... jeans just won't do the trick if you want to be a bonafide sailor! Just place the included cap on your head and you're all set! It's an easy way to get prepared for your next adventure on the sevens... or for the next costume party!


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Nurse Hottie Women's Costume

Nurse Hottie Women's Costume

1267645672

$44.99

Balancing actHospitals- they're all white walls, linoleum floors, and sterilizing fluid. Kind of the farthest thing from a circus in your mind, right? But here's the thing, there are all sorts of balancing acts behind the scenes. Why else would we love watching medical shows so much? Yes, there are balancing acts in all jobs. In those jobs, you might be balancing keeping your boss happy and your clients happy. Or your students informed and their parents involved. In hospitals, nurses balance keeping the doctors and happy and their patients... well... keeping their patients alive. So, yeah. There's a lot at stake! If you're ready to walk that tightrope, wear a nurse costume that reminds people that hospitals are a real circus. After all, we wouldn't watch those hospital dramas if it were for the... dramatics. Product Details & DesignWhether you're running around an ER set or you're providing important care at a Halloween party, no one else will be wearing this charming nurse ensemble. That's because it's Made by Us! Our designers put in plenty of thought to make this look unique, trendy, and high-quality. The flouncy skirt has a flat band in front and stretches in the back. The top is cropped with candy stripper piping up the front and crosses on the wide lapels. The whole look is topped with a matching headband with elastic making sure it stays put no matter what you're up to. Healthy, Wealthy, and WiseChoosing a high-quality costume that looks amazing in photos and you can wear more than once will always be a good idea. Want to make it your own? We have sexy, standout accessories such as tights, petticoats, and stethoscopes to help perfect your persona. A unique take on the classic nurse costume? That's just the Halloween prescription we were looking for!


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Police Force Mirrored Glasses

Police Force Mirrored Glasses

1324632612

$6.99

Once upon a time there was a police officer who loved slicked back hair and mirrored sunglasses. He liked the perpetrator to see themselves in cuffs instead of his eyes. He also loved to read non-fiction books about airplanes. He had dreams of being a pilot rather than a cop. The closest to that he could get was through wearing sweet aviator sunglasses. He didn't mind being a cop some days, but really dreamed about flying through the blue skies in a little plane. Maybe you are just dressing up as a police person, not dreaming of becoming one. The Police Force Mirrored Sunglasses are the perfect accessory. The mirror like lenses will let other party guests check themselves out, and you'll be part of all the action.


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French Maid Feather Duster

French Maid Feather Duster

1265314716

$9.99

We both know that a feather duster just moves the dust around. Whoever invented it probably wasn't interested in cleaning. Or maybe it was just the only materials the had available to help them tidy up the house. Either way, we are lucky that our French Maid Feather Duster is just a costume prop. We don't think it would do much in the way of actually cleaning up our dusty houses.Though it doesn't make a great cleaning implement, a feather duster sure does make a great accessory for any French Maid costume. So when you head out in your sexy French Maid costume this Halloween, be sure to complete the look with this feather duster.This feather duster costume accessory measures about 14" long and has a black plastic handle. The white feathers at the end of the handle give it a classic feather duster look that you've come to expect for any French Maid.


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Authentic Cop Costume for Adults

Authentic Cop Costume for Adults

1265316531

$74.99

Almost CrimesWe have to admit: we know you’re on the right side of the law and all, but the authenticity of this good-looking costume is almost criminal!But then, you’ve always been someone who appreciates doing things by the book, so it’s no huge surprise to us that you do up Halloween right. You’re the guy who takes his car to the dealer when it needs a repair; you’re the guy who actually changes the filter on the water pitcher the day it turns red; you’re the guy who claims 100% of his cash tips to the IRS. Hey, we’re not causing trouble; we applaud your stand-up citizenry. We wish there were more of you out there.Product DetailsPatrol the party in this police officer uniform and the masses will abide by whatever rules you set. This deluxe costume comes with everything you need to look like the authentic article, from the uniform blues to the badge to the tie and police cap. All you’ll need to finish it off is a cop belt with all the tools of the trade, so the next bad guy who shows up dressed as “the guy who doesn’t wear costumes” can be cuffed and read his rights.


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