Layin' Down the LawPeople these days, they've got no respect. Take, for instance, the song "Happy Birthday." That song is copy-written. Which means it can't be distributed without paying for the rights. And yet, people are constantly posting videos of whole groups of law-breaking mavericks singing the song. And they don't even blink! They just soak up the likes and comments like they aren't doing anything wrong. These are the kind of scandalous lunatics that would jaywalk after simply looking both ways or "forget" to change their address with the Federal Postal Service after moving. That's the mail they're messing with! How are people supposed to support the economy if they aren't getting their junk mail sent to the right spot? You get where we're coming from, right? You know what we, as a country, need? More folks on the streets, going door to door, taking care of the little things. Product Details You'll be ready to tell people to get their postal affairs in order once you get your hands on this Sexy Cop costume. Actually, we wouldn't be surprised if those jaywalking hooligans actually listened to your admonishments! You'll feel capable in the sleeveless collared black shirt with a police badge and removable tie. Don't worry, people will be able to see your status when you're seen from the side. An armband and badge pin reading, "Officer Ed Banger" is included. Top it off with the official-looking police hat and you'll be ready to get those naughty party people in line!Technically LegalAlright, so actually several of the things that we listed above aren't really illegal. In fact, your favorite birthday tune is even in the public domain, now. In fact, it's more illegal to impersonate a police officer than anything we listed. But, you'll be totally within legal parameters when you wear this Sexy Cop costume. Let's just say it's far enough from the official look that nobody will turn their heads except for good reasons!
So Handy Are you the type of person who instinctively knows how to fix a broken shelf or repair a sagging roof? Do your friends call you first when they have questions about home remodels or busted appliances? Or are you not even sure if you have a full tool kit, let alone whether you would know how to use it? Doesn't matter. As long as you're holding a hammer, you'll look like you know what you're doing. Product DetailsBuild the perfect costume with the help of this exclusive Toy Carpenter's Hammer Prop Accessory! Made of sturdy plastic, the realistic-looking hammer is molded and painted to look like a steel hammer head mounted on a smooth, wooden handle.Tools of the TradeThey say that when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. We say that when you have a fantastic prop hammer like this one, everything in your wardrobe looks like a possible carpenter's costume! Show everyone your fix-it skills and don't forget to say, "That's not going anywhere!" when you finish a project.
A Sticky SituationErnie should have known that he wouldn't get away with his shenanigans. His secret pancake house had been serving illegal syrup soaked stacks for years. And during those years he hadn't even once paid taxes. Nor had he applied for a business license. And most importantly, he hadn't had a health inspection. That's right. His syrup bottles had never gotten a good scrubbing and the temperature of his refrigerator was always five degrees too high. It was about time this bad, brooding breakfast mogul was taken down. That's where you come in! Protect carbo-loading customers from future sticky mistakes in an outfit that lets everyone know you're there to make sure the public stays safe while you take the bad guy to go. Details & DesignJust because you're law enforcement doesn't mean you can't have fun with your look! Actually, if you were a real S.W.A.T. team member, your captain would probably have a few choice words if you showed up in this. But you're probably not so in the meantime, have fun with this Made by Us S.W.A.T. costume. The featured top has a sleek mesh mid-drift and sleeves. The bandeau in the middle has a wet faux leather look the matches the included lace-up shorts. Top the look off with your tough-looking hat and you'll be ready to team up and stop any baddies in their tracks!Extra Special OpsMaybe you don't actually know the special tactics that put the "special" in Special Weapons and Tactics. That's alright, all you need to do is look the part! Finish this off with tough combat boots, a holster, and a whole selection of ways to personalize your look from our police accessory collection. You could recruit some friends to create your very own special unity with the rest of our S.W.A.T costumes in all sorts of styles and sizes. And black market breakfast joints out there had better watch their backs!
Imagine what life would be like if you could use a judge's gavel for any situation—if your word and the gavel's bang against wood was the supreme law of the land. Life is hard sometimes: even friends and family and close coworkers can test our patience and have us wishing that this gavel-wielding reality could be realized. The kids start to get unruly at dinner time? Rap the gavel. "Order in the court!" Catch your spouse or significant other putting the empty tray of ice cubes back in the freezer without refilling it? Rap the gavel! "Guilty!" Your boss didn't like your stellar, well-thought-out proposal and skewered it in front of everyone. You guessed it; rap that gavel! "Objection overruled!" Ahh, yes, it would be quite the life, wouldn't it? What, you disagree? Bang! Silence!
For the Ruff and Tuff PoochIs your dog the Goose to your Maverick? Do you spend the weekend catching up on Sons of Anarchy? Or are you just looking to boost your best friend's image? This Leatherlike Bomber Pet Jacket is the accessory you need. The faux shearling around the hem, collar, and cuffs is soft and comfy, and the inner lining is smooth on the coat. The exterior has a leather look without the leather expense or upkeep. Just wipe it clean and it's as good as new! The belt around the middle helps it stay in place. Add a pair of dog sunglasses or some biker boots and the look will be complete!
Stand Back! I Have a Stick! Honestly, it is very confusing to us why police officers carry nightsticks. It would seem that a Taser or pepper would be far more helpful, whereas pulling out a nightstick would look a little odd. At least it is a very impressive stick and it looks fun to carry. You could use it to gently bop your radio if it wasn't working, because everyone knows that tapping things makes them go back to normal. Product DetailsComplete a realistic police costume with an exclusive Nightstick Costume Prop Accessory! The molded plastic prop measures approximately twenty inches long and is widest at its business end. A cord wrist loop is attached to the textured hand grip. On the BeatAnyone can carry a toy gun, but it takes real commitment to authenticity to carry a nightstick! Maybe a real cop will let you do a ride-along. Maybe he or she will even let you push the button that turns on the siren! (Probably not, but it's fun to dream.)
As a parent you might believe your baby is too young for the Army. We get it, most of us waited until we could walk on our own before we learned to march. The thing is, all those years spent napping, sucking on a binky, and playing with a rattle could be spent getting valuable training in the nation's new Infant Infantry. This new unit is, without question, the cutest unit in the Army to date. When a new infant recruit shows up to bootie camp they're expected to keep their cribs in ship-shape order. The drill sergeant should be able to flip a coin on those choo-choo train sheets. While typical boot camp for people over the age of two usually includes crawling through barbed wire and mud, babies in bootie camp usually are trained to simply crawl in formation. Luckily for the babies, all their projectile training involves is a bottle of milk and about ten minutes of tender back patting. Sure, this might not slow down an invading force but it would definitely mess up their uniforms, embarrassing them in front of their superiors. Whether your little one is enrolling in baby boot camp or simply dressing up for a cute salute to the military members of your family, they're sure to make their country proud in this camo onesie. The ensemble easily comes off and on with touch fasteners down the front and snaps on the legs for easy diaper changes. Your little one will look official with the soft belt and collar and a soft-billed cap. In this new uniform your baby's typical "Goo Gah" will translate to the classic military "Oorah!".
The Mission of a LifetimeOk, troops. Here's how this is going to go down. We're going to spread out to cover as much ground as possible. Keep to the shadows if necessary - we've identified plenty of potentially hostile forces in the neighborhood yards, including a huge, animated Grim Reaper, two evil clowns, and countless ghosts and witches. Use cunning and skill to sneak up to each porch and ring the doorbell before your presence is detected. After that, all you have to do is say "Trick or treat!" to successfully finish the mission! Product DetailsYour mission while wearing this exclusive Kid's Pink Camo Trooper Costume is to have as much fun as possible! The stretchy pullover shirt is made of breathable pink fabric. It looks fantastic under the black mesh vest with its front zipper, waist ties, and six pockets for stashing props (or candy). The stretchy pants are made of black and pink camouflage-patterend fabric and feature an elastic waistband. The included black plastic hat secures around your head with an attached elastic band. Armed for ActionUsually camouflage is green and brown to keep you as inconspicuous as possible. But when you're this awesome at what you do, you don't need to be inconspicuous! Your costume is just the uniform you need for either a fantastic Halloween or fun imaginative adventures. Bring your own preferred sidearms or go without to keep your hands free for scaling buildings and walls and other dangerous stuff. (Just kidding. Don't try that at home.)
A Startling DiscoveryWhen you became a parent, you knew there was a chance that your child might draw on the walls. You thought you were prepared. Then, one day, you moved the couch. What you found was... shocking to say the least. Behind the couch, there was a full fledged investigation taking place. A string unravelled from Teddy, connecting family photos that had been pinned to the plaster. A layout of your kitchen drawn in Mango Tango Orange crayon was marked with x's in Mountain Meadow Green. While you were amazed that all of this had gone down under your nose, there was no doubt as to what this was about. Your mini-agent was trying to solve the mystery of the missing cookie. The worst part of this mess? You were the culprit all along.Design & DetailsGive your toddler the authority to stage their own investigation with this Made-By-Us FBI costume. The high-quality costume features a windbreaker jacket printed with FBI in yellow lettering on the front left breast and the back. While snaps decorate the front, the jacket secures with hook and loop fasteners, making it a breeze for your child to take off and put on. The agent uniform is complete with an official looking baseball cap. A hook and loop tab allows for size adjustment on the back. Case ClosedIf you want our advice, you oughtta come clean about the missing cookie. Make your agent a deal. You'll order this costume and they'll let you go scot free. Now, the question is, how are you going to get away with skimming this eagle eyed agents Halloween candy?
Sailor SayingsIf you're interested in the life of a sailor than you'd better be ready for adventure. Who knows what you'll see when you're on the seven seas. Well, those amazing sunsets and sunrises are a given since sailors are up at all hours, depending on what watch you're responsible for. If you're headed out to the seas for a couple weeks then you'd better hope you don't see a red sky in the morning. . . cause you know, then you'd better take warning or however that saying goes.It's interesting how many rules to sailing the sea there are. First off, it's a relief that we live in the time that we do until this millennium, women were considered bad luck on board. Lucky for most people these days, a tattoo is seen as good luck but, unfortunately for fruit enthusiasts, bananas are bad luck. Any sailor worth their salt (get it?) would also know to avoid killing that albatross that's been hanging around, no matter how hungry you are or how many times you think that it says, "Aflac!", or you'll never see land again. So, what do you think, got all these myths and tricks down? Just to let you know, there are more. Hey! Hey. Don't get overwhelmed, you don't have to become a sailor to dress in that classic, nautical fashion.Design & DetailsAll your sailing dreams can come true, if all your sailing dreams start with wearing high-waisted pants, a striped crop top, a red ascot, and of course that jaunty little cap. The midriff top and pants with a back zipper will have you looking the part! The triangular scarf and nautical hat will even put the finishing touches on your foray into the seas!
Shuttle to Mission Control Come in, Houston. This is Atronaut Toddler checking in before the inagural space walk. The suit is working perfectly and it's a really cool color, so tell all of the engineers thanks for that. Once we strap in, we're going to immediately exit the spacecraft and start playing around. No, we're not going to take it slow. We're going to whiz around like a meteor and do all kinds of cool flips. It's zero gravity, after all! Oh, and once we come back inside, we'll be very hungry. Hopefully, the ground crew packed lots of snacks.Product DetailsIt'll be "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" when your child is wearing this exclusive Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit zips up the front and is made of sturdy orange gabardine fabric. Cozy black rib knit is sewn to the neck band and sleeve cuffs (it gets cold in outer space). False and functioning pockets add some fun realism, as do the embroidered patches on the chest, torso, and sleeves. The legs and some of the pockets are sewn with zipper closures. All Systems Go Your little space enthusiast may be counting down the days until he or she can apply to NASA, but it will probably be several years before their application is accepted. Let them practice for future adventures with this cool costume! It's as perfect for dress-up occasions like Halloween or school parties as it is for imaginative play in their living room - err, we mean space shuttle. Maybe they'll even find evidence of alien life (like an older sibling or two)!
We sure hope you're ready to spend a late night in the ER. Whether you are or not, with this costume, you’ll be stopping hearts left and right!Most nurses have to go through years of schooling before they can be trusted to look after patients but as soon as you slip into this sassy outfit, you’ll have your hands full. You’ll look more than qualified to offer comfort and care so, trust us, people will be requesting your bedside care more than anyone else’s. Don’t worry about dishing out medication or diagnosing patients, leave that to the doctor. You’ll be able to stop and start hearts with nothing but a smile in this cute outfit. So don’t be too surprised if you get rushed out of the OR. Let the surgeons do their jobs and you have fun at the party scene this Halloween!Add a few accessories to this Nurse Heartbreaker Costume and you’ll be ready to give everyone the proper treatment. A stethoscope and an oversized syringe will be perfect tools to haul around. Then grab a pair of white gloves and some fishnets or white stockings to complete this spunky costume. Once you’ve accessorized, you’ll be ready to give everyone the most hospitable Halloween they’ve ever experienced!Dress up in this Women’s Nurse Heartbreak Costume and have a friend dress up as a doctor. The two of you will be ready to open your own practice this Halloween. And you can be sure that everyone will brave a flu shot if it means a minute with you!
Keep Your Operations SpecialWhat do you do to make your place on the force special? Do you write your field notes in gel pen? Do you make sure to play upbeat music in your cop car to keep anyone in the back seat happy and laid back? These are the things that make you stand out in your Special Ops team! Yes, everyone knows that the Special Ops team is the most fun police on the force. Their parties are always thoughtful. For instance, when Detective Inspector Brown retired, they hung a banner that read, "I'm too old for this sh**" and had his favorite K9 pal jump out of the tiered cake. Yeah, that wasn't a party that anyone on the team would forget. Do you think you could bring a special touch to your police force? This costume is the perfect way to make that clear!Product DetailsThis tough-looking police uniform will make you look ready to take on new police business from retirement parties to investigations. The costume features a vest with pockets for police gear including the faux bullets and plastic knife that is included in the purchase. A face mask adds even more mystery to your special ops ensemble! Topped off with a S.W.A.T. team cap and handcuffs, this costume can be paired with a pair of black jeans or pants as well as military boots.The ForceWhen you're depended on to help your partners, you've gotta be wearing the right gear. Even if you're doing something as simple as helping plan Inspector Detective Brown's retirement party, you have to be dressed for the job. Because anyone who's watched a cop movie knows that the day before retirement is when everything gets wild. This tough costume will make you ready to make all your day-to-day ops extra special!
Completely ArrestingLook out, there's a new (sizzling) sheriff in town...you! Halloween can definitely inspire some shenanigans. But when you walk proudly into the party, hitting your baton in your hand and tipping your aviators down to take in the scene, the record will skip, the whole room will take in your amazing Women's Sexy Sheriff Costume, and break into raucous applause! How's that for a powerful entrance? Of course, you could arrest everyone for rowdy misconduct, but you're setting out to have a bit of fun this Halloween, too. Get ready to lay down the law for anyone who crosses your path to the dance floor, tonight. We pity that person.Product DetailsThis smoking hot ensemble is exclusive and made with form and function in mind. It includes the body-hugging tan romper that mimics a long-sleeved shirt and matching hot pants. The necktie is standard regulation, and the belt cinches the waist to create flawless curves (not to mention a place to attach your holster). Top off your look with the hat and add your favorite pair of tall boots for a fabulous costume that will help keep law and order (and awesomeness) alive and well this Halloween!Rule BreakerFeel free to, you know, break a few of your rules tonight. Halloween is all about fun, after all. And we're sure there's a learning curve to your new role. So, we won't report you if you go off book a bit. You can always bring this costume out again next year and try your hand at policing the party.
A Clean Cast of CharactersThe cabinet under your kitchen sink is a mystery. Who knows what's under there? Every cleaning product has a different personality. There's that old dry sponge in the corner who tells all the young fresh sponges how to properly scrub a drain and warns them about the basement bathtub grime. Further to the front, you've got the roll of paper towels. Each towel lives that YOLO lifestyle, amping each other up as soon as you take them out into the open. On the other side, there are the hoity-toity rubber gloves that really only like to hang out with the bottles of cleaning fluid and gossip.Then there's the star of the show. Luxuriating in her dry space on the other side of the brown paper bags is Madame Dustier. She's got class, style, and only does the daintiest of housework. No scrubbing or spraying for her. She simply flies through the air, cleaning chandeliers, banisters, and mantels of light debris. Simply put, compared to all the other cleaning products in your arsenal, she's got the life!Product Details & DesignThis fitted black ensemble is a gorgeous twist between maid and feather duster. Our designers incorporated a long fitted dress with a wild pouf at the hem of the skirt and sleeves made to look like long plumes of feathers. As it's actually made of long black and white faux fur, you don't have to worry about feathers escaping through the night. Our Made-By-Us looks are all about maintaining a quality you can wear again and again. While the waist is tied with an apron and the look is topped with a ruffled maid's cap, we also trimmed it in gold so folks don't forget you're the fanciest of all cleaning products!Maid for ActionAre you ready to step into this role? Just remember you're not an ordinary household object. We can see you dancing along a chandelier's crystals, striding along a mahogany banister, or maybe waltzing with a sweet-talking candlestick. No matter how you're wearing this, you're sure to have a good time! After all, you're maid for this kind of thing!
Major AdviceLet's be very, very clear. It's better to have a young drum major in your house than a young drummer. Seriously. Have you ever heard a kid play the drums? We're pretty sure drum kits should have an age limit. You can't play the drums until you're 18 (and preferably out of the house). Trust us on this, if your child asks you for a drum set do not—we repeat DO NOT—give in. Get them a lovely flute. Or perhaps a saxophone. No one ever lost their hearing over an oboe, that we know of.Steer your little one in the right direction with this Kid's Drum Major Costume! After all, it's the most ornate look of the whole band. Its flashy colors and powerful presence will have your kiddo considering the position full-time, and we are pretty confident your household will be much calmer because of it. Product DetailsThis costume is so cute, your child will love their new role as the commander of their crew! It's made exclusively with the finest attention to detail, so every epaulet and gilded detail is perfect. After all, precision is what a drum major is all about! The royal blue jacket and matching pants have pretty golden scrolling embroidery and trim, as well as white accent panels. The jacket features ornate closures and shiny golden buttons, as well as elaborate epaulets. And don't get us started on the hat! Perfection! A single large white feather forms the key feature, and matching gold trim brings the whole look together like a harmonious piece of music. Silence is GoldenRemember: replace a drumstick with a baton and prepare to be amazed. Not only does your kiddo look poised and powerful as they lead the band this Halloween, but they can practice their moves ever so silently. Ahhh. How relaxing (and rewarding) for you to see them like this!
The Final FrontierSpace... the final frontier... and... the absolute best place to visit on Halloween! Ok, ok, you might not have the ability to stow yourself away on a NASA blast off, but you can sure give yourself the astronaut style that they rock on the regular. With this Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume, and a little bit of imagination, you'll be hunting for moon rocks, hanging out in orbit, or even partying with aliens!Yes, you can be an official space man, well, as close as you can come without zero-gravity training when you get this jumpsuit costume. Styled just like what our brave American Astronauts wear up into space, you can get yourself this costume for an inexpensive alternative. (Ever seen the price tag on one of those suits? Yikes!)Design & DetailsWhen you're boldly leading your spacecraft towards the moon, or conducting important scientific research on the International Space Station, well, that's when you'll know you've made it. But in the interim, just grab this costume, and have a great time at the costume party! Designed as a one-piece jumpsuit, it features a functional pocket and realistic patches. Rib-knit cuffs and ankle zippers mean this costume works for a casual party, without compromising on high orbit style!Team up with your crewTeam up with your partner or group of friends as a gaggle of astronauts out on the town, and we're sure that there's going to be plenty of good times to be had. And if you see some little green men? Make sure they buy the first round at the pub!
Shuttle, This is Ground ControlHello, astronauts. This is your new mission control speaking. I'm proud to announce that as of now, you have the youngest supervisor in space exploration history. As part of this groundbreaking initiative, we're going to switch directions. Instead of orbiting the Moon as planned, we're going to search for aliens on Venus. We've orbited the Moon before, and extraterrestrial life sounds much more interesting. Make sure your laser guns are fully charged. Just in case. Product DetailsBe an "official" member of the space team in this Orange Astronaut Cap for Kids! The baseball-style cap is made of sturdy cotton and polyester twill and has a pre-curved bill that will keep the sun out of your eyes when you're watching your rocket launch. An embroidered NASA patch on the front adds to its authentic look. To the Stars and Beyond! Watch out, NASA, because this kid is ready to change the world one mission at a time! Start your journey with the right headgear and reach for the moon!
Nursing KnowledgeNursing is an extremely difficult field to enter. The schooling is rigorous and expensive, and once you have a job, it gets even tougher. You have to work long hours on your feet, including holidays, overnights, and weekends. You deal with ungrateful patients, tragic cases, difficult doctors, and more. And although we have to acknowledge that scrubs these days have seen some improvements, they’re still not exactly fashionable. (Not to mention expensive!) If all of that effort seems like too much for you, don’t worry, you don’t have to get a degree to wear this costume! Or if you have gone through all that work and you have a career as a nurse, congratulations! (We’d also like to extend our heartfelt thanks that you’ve chosen to help take care of us.) Perhaps you’d like to wear something that represents your career but is just a little cuter than your average uniform. If that sounds like a fun time, then this costume is for you!Product DetailsWhen you wear this Fashion Nurse costume, you’ll feel great, just like all of your patients (we hope)! The wrap dress ties around the waist so you can adjust it to where you’re most comfortable, and it comes with a hat, apron, and stethoscope so you’ll have everything you need to complete the look. Pair it with a doctor costume as a fun option for couples or come up with your own combination! We always think it’s fun when couples dress as each other’s careers for Halloween.Superior to ScrubsIf you’d like to dress as a nurse but don’t want to spring for real scrubs, we have you covered with this budget-friendly Fashion Nurse costume. It’s a quick and easy one to have on hand for any costume event. We’re sure you’ll have a great time at the party, although please don’t blame us if people actually start asking you about their weird elbow rashes!
Fire AwayThe world would be a better place if we could all wear ponchos to our jobs. If our teachers, store clerks, military members, plumbers, and presidents could all wear ponchos, they’d all be a lot happier. It’s not just the insane comfort of having a blanket draped over your shoulders all day, its also the knowledge that the rain can’t do anything to you anymore. Whatever may fall from the sky, you are safe under your warm, comfy cloth.The stress of having to pick your outfit each day can drive some people mad, and the time that you would save deciding which tie goes with which suit adds up to a surprisingly high number. Besides, think of the compliments you would get when you show up to a fire looking snazzy and cute, instead of all decked out in bulky protective gear. That impression alone is worth it!Sure-Fire SuccessWhile this firefighter garb is not rated for service in an actual fire, you will certainly feel the heat when you wrap it around your shoulders. It is cozy and warm, complete with the high-vis reflective fabric and official fire department patch that you expect to see on an official uniform. In addition, it sports the words “fire dept” on the back in block letters, so if anyone doubts that you are on the force, you can show them that to prove it.Fiery FreshWhen you wear this Women’s Firefighter Poncho, you are upholding the proud tradition of firefighters everywhere to look great. You will rock the high-vis in style and be sure to be comfortable and cool all night long!
The Procedural ProcedureAll those cop drama television shows make being a DEA agent look like a glamorous walk in the park. You get to jump out of a fancy black SUV, throw some cuffs on the bad guys and then you get to have a party for taking the bad guys off the streets. The reality is that being a DEA agent is a lot harder than it looks. First, you need to study for many years to become a law enforcement officer. Then you need to track plenty of clues and work with undercover agents for months before you can create a sting on one of the bad guys. Then, you have to put yourself right in harm’s way as you apprehend a dangerous criminal. Then, you have to do most of that all over again.It’d be much more fun to just pretend to be one of those DEA agents in the TV shows and movies! That’s exactly what this DEA agent costume helps you do. You see, you don’t have to spend any time studying law enforcement. You don’t need to chase after any cartels. You don’t have to plan some ingenious sting.Design & DetailsAll you need to do is put this plus size costume on and you’ll be ready to play the role of a top notch police officer. This Made by Us jacket features metal snaps and the bright letters DEA on the back and chest. The baseball-style hat is included and features the matching DEA symbols. In a literal snap, you'll be right on your way to becoming famous!Bring the TV Fun to LifeJust remember that this costume is just for role play and costume purposes. If you actually try to impersonate a police officer, you’ll find yourself on the wrong end of the law! But, in the mean time, you can at least live out your favorite TV show moments.
Do you want a Halloween costume that'll make people shake in their boots? Well, it gets tough to inspire true fear when we're adults. Those creepy clown costumes just don't hold the same weight they used to. What you need is an air of authority. What you need is a lot of attitude and power. If you've got a good shout and plenty of attitude to vent then you just might make a good drill sergeant. There aren't many uniformed costumes that will bring soldiers to nervous sweats but this costume would make them take a panicked second look. Just remember you're not actually a military official. Get into character but be careful not to yell at the wrong person, it might not go over very well. Just in case, try yelling compliments. Mind if we yell in caps for a second? Try something like this, "THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY CRAFTED COCKTAIL, SIR. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND MUDDLED THE MINT THOROUGHLY". This will allow you to remain in character without risking a loss of social status. You might even find you don't even have to open your mouth to earn a little extra respect, no one wants to steal a parking spot from a drill sergeant! You'll look sharp in this camo uniform, all you need is a pair of super shiny boots or shoes. Remember, no one is going to believe you're a drill sergeant if they can't see their face in the shine of your shoe leather. Maybe you're setting up your own obstacle course or maybe you're going out for Halloween. Either way, one thing is for sure. You're making Halloween intimidating again.
Look, in this land, we have laws. And your kid can’t just toddle around here, looking as cute as he does, without it being a crime! Our laws are what hold our society together, and if we just allowed every super cute baby to just go around, waving and winking all innocent bystanders, fellow diners, and innocent park dwellers, then we would fall into total chaos! Frankly, your baby’s a disruption, and those chubby cheeks are slobbering all over the fabric of this great nation!So here’s what we’re gonna do…we’re gonna lock that baby up and throw away the key! That’s right, that baby’s been booked…and they can just go right into the (Play) Pen with the rest of the other angel faces. Maybe then those adorable cherub troublemakers will learn their lesson and figure out that, in this country, looking like a cutie patootie has consequences!And while they're in the clink, they're gonna need this Infant Time Out Prisoner Costume! This black and white satiny jumpsuit has Hook and Loop fastener at the back and snaps inside the legs, making it comfy to put on and take off. The attached mesh sleeves feature hilarious tattoos, which will show all the other babies in the Play Pen yard that your little buddy isn't to be messed with! The attached skid resistant booties have sol grips, which will come in handy when your baby is running from the guards after a killer game of Peek-a-Boo. The costume even includes a stretchy striped convict cap, which your baby will need while they're out for long walks with the stroller chain gag. Cheer up, parent! Maybe your baby will get time off for good behavior (but with those cheeks? Wouldn't count on it!).
What does your child want to be when they grow up? Besides “a big kid,” our guess is they may be thinking of a career in law enforcement. So, if they are raring and ready to become a police officer, that is totally great...but they are still a little young to enter into the academy. We know, a toddler always has so much waiting to do!Shorten that wait by letting them pretend for now (and what toddler doesn’t want to pretend?). There is no better way for them to practice serving and protecting than in this Toddler Deluxe Police Officer costume because it looks like the real thing! They will absolutely shine with pride when they can come to the aid of the community while wearing it. And we bet you feel pretty great having a little cop in your quarters,too. Your little officer is being kept busy keeping the peace, following orders, and surveying the property, keeping it in check. Wow, that’s a lot for a toddler! You must be very proud.Repay all that hard work with the iconic navy of the police force in this costume, and watch those life goals blossom before your very eyes. This costume has authentic-looking patches, a badge, gold buttons, even white stars on the shoulder! The super-fun police hat and faux-gun holster invigorate all police-y hopes and dreams, but don't be surprised if they still have to take a nap during the day shift; a toddler is a toddler, after all!
Toddler Building Contractors Imagine tossing a toddler the keys to a construction vehicle. They would have so much fun! But if their sandbox play is anything to judge by, there would be very little left of the town once they were finished with their renovations. Who needs houses, streets, grocery stores, or shops when you could have a SUPER HUGE HOLE instead? Sure, you can shop in a store and drive on a street, but you can first dig a hole and then play in that hole all day! Can't argue with that logic. Product DetailsYour little digger will love this Ride in Excavator Toddler Costume! The exclusive outfit consists of a stuffed tunic shaped like a big yellow excavator. Slip it over your little one's head so that it stays on via the gray shoulder straps. They can wear it over a comfy pair of street clothes. The chest is shaped like the front of the excavator complete with a windshield and a long scooper. The sides both have soft-stuffed gray "treads" just like the real deal. You Can Dig It! All right, everybody, it's time to start the next job! The town hired this company to dig holes, and that's just what we're gonna do. We won't rest until everything in sight is dug up - because what's the point of having an excavator if you don't use it to excavate? The only time we'll take a break is to eat Halloween candy to keep our strength up. Then it's back to work.
Buzzing to BulldozeWhen it comes to playtime, it seems like all your kiddo needs to get rolling is a good set of wheels. And the bigger they are, the better! Although small racecars can build up some speed when they zoom around the house, your kiddo loves nothing more than an oversized truck or a piece of construction machinery! After all, why settle for a fast car when you can play with something that can eliminate the competition a little more literally?If your kiddo is buzzing to bulldoze, let them go along for the ride with a bulldozer costume! After all, maybe the only thing better than playing with a big set of wheels is being in the driver's seat. Our Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume is a great option for Halloween, playtime, or any dress-up occasion!Design & DetailsYour kiddo will be ready to roll in our Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume! This easy-to-wear tunic can slip right over your child's own comfy clothes, so they can be prepared for their job in all kinds of weather. It's reinforced with foam to help keep the shape of a bulldozer, and length-adjustable straps secure on your little one's shoulders. The soft hat finishes off the outfit and will have your kid ready for construction (or destruction) in no time!
The Right Woman for the JobWell, it's time to face the bad news. The boys couldn't pull off the operation, and the mission looks like it might end in failure. We should have known this was a job for a woman! Show that you're the most skilled member of the squad when you finish the mission in style. Show that you're the elite SWAT Commander every unit needs when you wear this sexy costume! This outfit comes with a sassy style and plenty of tactical accessories to help you undertake any mission that comes your way.Product DetailsThis costume comes with a sleeveless catsuit that has a deep neckline for a sexy look. It's made out of a spandex blend material for a form fit and it fits with a zipper in the front. It also features an attached vest to make it look like a tactical outfit. The arm band and utility garters help you look ready for any mission. The belt buckles around the waist and the hat brings the whole look together. As a bonus, the costume comes with a fake walkie talkie that you can use to keep in communication with your team members.
Sayonara Cell Phone You may think your smartphone is the best gadget since um, ever but once you start communicating like a spy, that will all change. No more apps or texting; just your ear and this secret agent earpiece is all you'll need. Nevermind, this accessory doesn't actually work so don't toss your cell phone in the trash quite yet. Although you can't really use it, it's still capable of making others think that you're some kind of super sleuth. Get ready to be the coolest person no matter where you go (even though you're probably used to that by now.) Product DetailsThis cool spy accessory features a clear earbud so it will blend in with whatever costume that you plan on wearing. Place it inside your ear and take the metal clip and attach it to your collared shirt or jacket. The earbud and metal clip are connected via a clear stretchy cord. It looks hi-tech and discreet, which is what every secret agent wants. So Many OptionsThis versatile accessory doesn't have to be paired with a secret agent costume! Wear the earpiece with a variety of costumes. It will enhance any detective, police, or news reporter costume. Clip it on and start your top-secret mission!
Something’s FishyBeing a lifeguard is usually a lot more boring than people think. You mostly just sit there for minimum wage and occasionally yell at some kids not to run around by the pool. Every once in a while, though, something happens that can really make your day more exciting!Of course, we are talking about the yearly barbeque that the pool owner throws at the end of the swimming season! He closes the pool and only the lifeguards get to use it for the day. It is great fun and everyone has a blast, except for that year that Dave threw a 5-pound bass in there and ruined it.Product DetailsIf you are looking for a costume that will make you look awesome, comfortable, and stylish all at once, then this Women's Lifeguard Costume is the one for you. You will love the fit of the shirt, shorts, and hat, but don’t forget your flotation device and whistle! The red and white of the shorts and shirt are flattering on anyone, and the hat gives you both some much needed shade and a lot of cool factor. From head to toe in this costume, you will look and feel like the consummate lifeguard, the pinnacle of the profession. Hopefully you won’t need to save any lives when you are out in this costume, but with your whistle and striking attire, at least you’ll be able to get attention if needed!Just Keep SwimmingFinding the perfect costume to wear after a long summer of being a lifeguard is hard, but we recommend you go for this Women's Lifeguard Costume. You will never look more like a lifeguard than you will after five minutes in this costume!
NASA FORCE!Excitement for space exploration seems to hop generations. One moment, we're literally racing to get to the moon before anyone else. The next moment, we seem to glance up at the stars and forget the amazing sights that we might one day see. If we ever plan on exploring those galaxies far, far away and boldly go where we haven't gone before, we better get our space force moving from the hypothetical and into hyperdrive!The positive thing is that anyone who sees someone with the illustrious look of a space explorer pretty much immediately recognizes the potential for what it is and that excitement rises even faster than a shuttle is going to take off to the upper atmosphere. Due to that, you can feel secure that bounding even in our normal gravitational strength is going to draw all sorts of attention to your newfound stardom! DESIGN & DETAILSOur team of head-in-the-clouds designers have woven the stuff of stars together to create this high-quality Men's Deluxe Astronaut Costume. Made by Us, this exclusive look includes a zip-up jumpsuit with elastic at your ankles and wrists as well as five patches that designate you a major player in the NASA squad. The padded knee patches ensure that you won't have any breaches in your britches while you're investigating those mysterious moon rocks. Double up the look with one of our astronaut helms or leap to the future with some space-age tech accessories. And, while we're at it, we recommend hanging out with an alien buddy to really secure the stars!THE TIME IS NOWWe've been a little lazy after that giant leap for mankind that left our footprints on the moon. If we have any hope of making first contact with a species that is going to help guide us into the stars, we better get back out there! Be the one to lead the charge with this Deluxe Astronaut Costume.
Hey you, quick! There's a thespian with a broken leg in back. To your right, a gentleman who, before passing out, mumbled something about getting hit with an arrow. Where are your tools? Where are your scrubs?!Oh, sorry. We thought a nurse's job was to help mend hearts, not to break them, but maybe we were misinformed. Regardless, you better be prepared for a night at the ER in this costume, because you’ll be stopping them, well-meaning or not, left and right! Team up with a doctor friend and start a practice by the bar. You'll have the whole party lining up for a round of flu shots—as long as it means a minute with you two!This sassy costume single-handedly allows students of nursing to bypass the books and get right to the fun stuff: bedside care and comfort. Accessorizing appropriately is key here. Choose carefully and—depending on your intentions, of course—you’ll be ready to give everyone the proper treatment. A stethoscope will send a message of care, whereas an oversized syringe might imply a more sinister nursing style, especially with some well-placed fake blood and dark makeup! Snag a pair of white gloves and some fishnets or white stockings to complete this spunky costume. With all your tools in line, you’ll be ready to give everyone—or maybe a special someone—the most hospitable Halloween experience they ever could've imagined!
Train of ThoughtHave you ever noticed that the more you travel, the more places there seem to be on your bucket list? You're proud to check off the Grand Canyon then on the way there, someone tells you about the sweeping landscape of Yosemite National Park or the ancient wonders of Mesa Verde National Park. And then you get to the Grand Canyon and you realize that you can't visit this vista only once. Sure, the growing list of places to visit might be inconvenient but in the end, it's a good thing. Because we live in a wonderful world that's full of amazing places to explore. What you need is an outfit that tells the people in your life that you're looking to see the sites and take on new territory. Who knows, when you put on this classic engineer costume, you might get a few invites to go on road trips. Who wouldn't want their own personal engineer to drive them to Carlsbad Caverns?Details & DesignYou'll feel like an adventure is just around the corner when you throw on this Made by Us train engineer costume. The costume is intricate with details like pockets, real buttons on the flaps, and useable pockets on the back that are perfect for your engineer sweat/ grease rags. A blue workman shirt is layered underneath and is complemented with a red bandana. The look is topped off with an instantly recognizable engineer hat to make your adventurous look complete.On the Right TrackIt's great to pick a costume that you can wear again and again. Heading to a western themed party? The engineer is right at home! Is there a grade school reading event? What better way to read The Little Engine that could. Whatever the event is, we're sure you'll always be able to engineer a reason to throw this costume on!
Before you run into a burning building to fearlessly go toe-to-toe with the fire in an epic display of hand-to-hand combat, as the Captain of your crew, you've got to set a good example for all the rookies in your firehouse. In order to do so, emphasize safety by throwing this Firefighting Helmet with Visor on your head, then go ahead and take on that ruthless inferno, man-to-man. During your intense battle with what seems to be the gates of hell, things may get a bit hot, so throw down your visor to protect your face from the open flames and the all the heat radiating off of them. Of course, if you hope to be successful in putting that fire into an early grave, you'll need more than just this helmet. Make sure that you are equipped with the traditional flame-retardant suit, a huge axe on your back, and a breathing apparatus (it may prove to be difficult to keep up the good fight without being able to breathe.). Once you have all the proper gear then it's time, as Captain, to show all those newbies what being a firefighter is all about!
It's time for a missionGot a secret mission? We're sure you do! So, what's the gig, anyways? FBI? CIA? Covert ops and running around hunting for foreign agents? Maybe you're even on a mission to cover up a UFO crash landing!It's okay, we're cool to the secrecy. And we're hip to one important part of your mission, even if you can't quite divulge what it is. You're going to need to look the part! Nobody's going to know you're a secret agent if you don't have an all-black getup, and that's kind of the point right? To get to say to everyone "Sorry, ma'am. That's classified."All black is a great choiceWell, we're ready to help you out with your gig. You see, any secret agent worth their mettle knows to wear all black, but they know just what to wear over their suit, too. A black trench coat! You, of course, might not have a trench coat in your everyday attire, but that's where we come in. We have no problem helping you out with the mission!Just complete your costume style with this Secret Agent Trench Coat. In all-black, it captures the iconic style from the movies, but it's lightweight so it won't bog you down, and it's priced way less than any kind of coat you'd find in a department store. Your mission might be difficult, but this part is easy. Add this trench coat to your mission, and good luck!The Real DealWe're sure you've got what it takes to be successful in secret ops, but just in case you've got to gear up, well, we've got you covered there, too! We've got costume hats, sunglasses, and even police accessories to get you fully equipped. And an even better idea? Outfit all your friends in secret agent costumes, and assemble your own field squad. We've got plenty of styles for your whole gang!
Totally ArrestingWhoa! Look at you, Mr. Sergeant Sexy. The sight of you has totally taken us by surprise. You're absolutely breathtaking in this blue and black combo. Of course, we hope you don't get into any real trouble with the law this Halloween, that could get...confusing. But we know you'll behave yourself and help keep order and your big Halloween bash. When guests start to arrive, you'll need to lay down the law. Only people having FUN may remain at your party. If nothing else, your striking appearance will entrance everyone there and no foul play will be possible from such a besotted bunch. Bravo!Product DetailsNot only is this Men's Sergeant Sexy Costume cool to wear, but it's also comfy! It features a sleeveless button-front shirt that you can wear with your own pair of black pants. Embroidered patches sit above functional shirt pockets and POLICE is printed across the back for authenticity. Don't worry, Sarge, we know neckties can be a total pain, which is why this one comes pre-tied for your convenience. Just slip on the adjustable hat and your most authoritative voice, because the whole party will want to join your squad once you roll in wearing this!Hot TakeThere may not be anything new about a police costume for Halloween, but this rendition is seriously smokin'! Add your own aviators or a set of play handcuffs for the whole effect, and just remember to be fair when laying down the law. It should be illegal to look this good!
The Best Job EverRaise your hand if you'd like to be a firefighter when you grow up! Those first responders have the most awesome-looking job in the world. They get to drive huge red trucks with blaring sirens really fast, and then use an enormous, powerful hose to stop flames from destroying buildings. They can climb tall ladders and use hatchets to chop through walls and doors. Plus, they get to wear super cool helmets! Where do we sign up? Product DetailsBetter slide down that fire pole pronto, because once you put this Black Light Up and Sound Fire Chief Kid's Helmet on your head, you're on the job! The molded plastic helmet has an attached crest that lights up and makes a siren sound when activated. A printed gold "Fire Chief" badge on the front and green reflector strips on the side make it look extra realistic. Here Come the Fire TrucksWant to dress as a firefighter for Halloween? This helmet is the perfect addition to your costume! Remember to check with any available grownups before chopping through walls.
Release The NerdIf you've felt shy lately, we think it's time to finally enter the spotlight! Whether you want to spice things up at home or if you want to make this Halloween extra fun, we've got exactly what you need. Check out this Women's Sexy Talk Nerdy To Me School Girl Costume.Who would have thought that looking like a nerd could be so fun? Well, we did! Let out your inner nerd in an exciting and charming fashion. Everyone will hope that they get a chance to talk nerdy with you when you enter the costume party in this stunning costume. Your significant other will be ecstatic to finally meet your nerdy side. Grab this amazing Dreamgirl product today and nerd out!Product DetailsThis fun costume has just about everything you need to let your fun nerdy side out. What sort of apparel usually comes to mind when you think about a nerd? Plaid, suspenders, bowties? Well, this costume has all of that and more. The shortened sleeveless white crop top leaves your abdomen completely visible. The crop top features "Talk Nerdy To Me" printed in a fun nerdy font.The mini skirt has a red plaid design. It covers the top of your thighs, leaving your legs open for a stylish pair of leggings or a seductive pair of pantyhose. The included black suspenders can be clipped onto the front and back of the mini skirt. Last is a playful bowtie. It matches the design of the mini skirt. It can easily be placed around the neck thanks to the simple fastener. Be sure to grab a pair of nerdy glasses to complete your fun new look!
Is your little girl always on top of it? Once she was walking and talking you knew she was bound for good things. She's always been concerned about the well-being of others. While you're sure it'll be a while before she knows how to set an I.V. or learn correct dosages for those serious meds, she's been fetching Band-Aids for family and friends since she could reach the first aid kit.Have you noticed that it's hard to keep anything from her observant eyes? Have there been times that she knew you were coming down with something before you even did? Sometimes it's hard having such a smarty in the house. After all, she doesn't need to know that you have a stomach ache after over zealously taxing her Halloween, that kind of thing is supposed to remain a secret. Here's the thing though, these smart kids just can't help it.Whether your kid is showing up for career day in character or she wants to take on Halloween in a professional way this year, she'll love this official looking costume with cheerful blue scrubs and the bright white jacket. Sure, most people have to go through years of college and interning for that white coat but your girl is simply a natural, she deserves it! Now, whenever she's feeling like playing doctor she can don her very own costume. You'd better mind what she says, what the doctor says goes!
Eagle EyeIt's a known fact: A good pair of glasses is just as important when you're on the job as your badge and handcuffs. Tinted glasses give you an inscrutable stare that will have bad guys shaking in their shoes. They'll be constantly wondering, "Did that officer see me steal a whole display of gummy worms, or is he taking a nap behind those shades? The answer is, of course the officer saw you! Product DetailsLook intimidatingly awesome in these silver and black Police Glasses! The aviator-style shades have silver frames with tinted blue lenses and comfortable nose pads. We're not sure if they'll stay on your face during a high-speed chase, but they'll do the trick when you're on the dance floor at your costume party! You're the Real Deal You could be wearing the blue uniform, utility belt, radio and hat, but it's these glasses that give you real authenticity. Live your dream of being the long arm of the law, all while making sure that you have the proper eyewear!
There’s this really cool trilogy called “The Magicians” by Lev Grossman (that’s since been made into a SyFy television series) that’s sort of a grittier, more grown-up version of the Harry Potter series. And we gotta tell you…it makes magicians sound pretty freaking cool. It sort of combos the coolest parts of being a magician and a wizard: Instead of a wand, you use sleight of hand (or, as we like to call it “really weird and particular finger movements"), and instead of pulling rabbits out of your hat or sawing your female assistant in half, you do super freaky stuff like turn into a migratory goose or instantly transport yourself to another dimension.And shiz gets dark! There’s an evil master magician who can basically eat people, a legendary children’s author who turns out to be majorly uncool when it comes to kids, and a crew of siblings who aren’t exactly the nicest to each other. Yet the coolest part is always how real the magic seems…even when you’re like, “This is unbelievable”, it’s still, like, kind of believable!Which is exactly the secret of a magician, which is important for you to know if you’re going to really rock this Plus Size Magician Costume. Chances are, you’re gonna wear this to a party and attempt to wow some people with some tricks, and we get it - this costume makes people expect it. And you’re probably like, “Wait, how does this part connect to the earlier part about that book trilogy?” It doesn’t! But if someone asks you to do a trick and you’re like, “oh, I don’t know that one,” now you have a brand new popular book trilogy to tell them about and thus distract them from their expectations. Magic!
Short Arm of the LawKids know when something ain't right. They have a solid sense of justice from a young age. Don't let their stature fool you... they'll be onto you when you sneak some of their Halloween candy after they've gone to bed. So, you got to ask yourself, is it worth it to do something wrong if you are going to get in trouble for it? Especially when your daughter is the one that catches you in the act? "I only had one Laffy Taffy!" won't really work with your rule-abiding girl. Stealing is stealing when Laffy Taffy is involved...While you might not get to indulge your sweet tooth this Halloween without permission, her sense of right and wrong is a great thing in the end. She's always there to remind you "click it, or ticket, mom and dad." Maybe she keeps a running tally of every swear word you say. You are just waiting for the day she starts fining you for each transgression. And that's not even to mention the way she knows if you've skimped on getting her the best Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis Girl's Blue Police Officer Costume has all the right details to say Police without sacrificing any of the fun style you expect from a solid costume for girls. It comes with the dress, hat with a realistic silver badge attached. If you talk back to her authority she can just point at that badge. It'll come in handy, for her, anyway.
Are you on your way to detention once again? Is discipline something you’re lacking in? Well, we understand. Some students just can’t help but get themselves into all sorts of trouble. That is why we tracked down the perfect costume for somebody like you. Check out this amazing Boarding School Flirt Costume!The teachers can’t tame you, the principle’s plea for your cooperation falls on deaf ears, and the rest of your classmates can’t keep up with you. Once you slip into this sassy costume, you’ll build up quite the reputation. However, that will be a good thing with Halloween coming up because everyone wants the bad girls at their party, they just make things so much more fun. The dress is designed to look like a schoolgirl uniform. It has a plaid short skirt and a white top with decorative buttons as well as a breast pocket. The playful tie is attached to a neckband that can be secured around your neck with the help of Hook and Loop fastener. Style your hair with the included hair ties and your transformation is complete!This costume is more than enough to bring you to the top of the dean’s list… maybe not his good list, but still, you’ll be on the top of a list. Although, if you want to take things to the next level, you can take a look through our accessories. Grab yourself a pair of white thigh highs or some knee-high stockings as well as a yardstick, and you’ll look ready to take over the school!
Hot Dog Pursuit at the Family BarbecueOfficer H-95320: Breaker. Breaker. This is officer hot dog niner fifty-three twenty. We have a hot pursuit in progress. Suspect was caught red-handed taking bratwurst from the picnic table at the family barbecue. Suspect is a small, furry dog-like creature. Goes by the alias, Spot. Suspect is slobbery and friendly. Proceeding with extreme caution.Dispatcher: Copy that Officer H-95320.Officer H-95320: Ahh, suspect is licking my face and has serious bratwurst breath. Officer hot dog niner fifty-three twenty requesting backup!Dispatcher: Roger. Sending a unit to provide backup! Officer H-95320, what is your status?Officer H-95329: Cancel that, dispatch. I was able to distract the suspect with a tennis ball. Suspect is wagging his tail at me. I’m going to take him back to the family barbecue.Dispatch: Copy that officer. Good work!Design & DetailsWith this kids cop costume, your child can patrol the family picnic, or keep order at the next costume party! This classic costume comes with a dark blue shirt with a button up front. The front of the shirt has 2 chest pockets and even features an attached badge on the chest and another badge on the sleeve. The matching pants have an elastic waistband for fitting. The included black belt is adjustable and made of a faux leather material. The tie fits easily with an elastic band, so there’s no fiddling with a fancy Windsor knot to get that professional look. Finally, the hat comes with a badge that can be pinned to the front for an authentic look.Rookie of the ForceYou can send your child on a mission to bring in the family dog, or you can send your child off trick or treating! With this authentic-looking costume, your young rookie will be an advocate for the law while wearing it.
The Burger BanditYour dog is plotting a heist. While you're preparing for the big barbeque in the backyard, your dog has his sights set on acquiring a fresh burger patty. Oh, he'll try to puppy dog eyes to coax you into it. He might even do that cute thing with his paws to try and sweet talk you into giving him a tasty burger, but if all else fails, he's not afraid of a little bit of criminal activity... when the opportunity presents itself. When you take your eyes off of that plate, it's time to swipe!Yep, your dog is a true burger bandit at heart and with this Robber Pup Pet Costume, he'll have the perfect outfit to match his true intentions.Product DetailsThis Robber Pup Pet Costume is a classic look that comes with a jumpsuit that fits over your dog's front paws. The front of the costume is designed to look like a striped prisoner jumpsuit for that classic robber look. It also comes with a pair of attached arms on the sides, along with a sign in front that reads "I Steal Kisses." Finally, it comes with a mask that tops the whole look off! When you pooch has it all on, he'll look like the true burger bandit that they are!
Astro NotLook, we get it. Exploring the stars would be awesome. But there’s a lot of work that goes into getting your feet off the couch and into a space shuttle. If you do happen to earn a place on the flight deck, there’s an entirely separate list of concerns to handle. Like, what if you sleepwalk while aboard the space station? You may wind up doing a barefoot spacewalk! And from everything we’ve heard, space is pretty cold. It’s no place for exposed toes to be dangling about.Product DetailsAre you still going for it? Excellent! Prefer your place on the couch dreaming of the stars? We’re here for it! And these Astronaut Boot Slippers are too! While you’re brushing up on your maths, sciences, and physicality, keep your footing steady with these officially licensed house shoes. With non-slip soles, you’ll be ready to experiment with movement on different surfaces. Whether you’re up late studying or enjoying a documentary feature about the cosmos from the comfort of your living room, the foam-padded, fabric-lined slippers will keep your toes warm so you can focus on the task at hand. Meanwhile, leatherette banding and an embroidered NASA patch give the slippers an authentic NASA uniform look.Travel in ComfortWhether you’re gearing up as an astronaut for Halloween or you simply want warm toes while dreaming of space travel, these Adult Astronaut Boot Slippers have you covered! Add the cozy slippers to your costume or relax into another night spent imagining a walk among the stars. Either way, this officially licensed footwear will help your mind soar!
Bored in the HouseCabin fever was ripping through town. The symptoms are clear. An inability to stop scrolling through your phone. Pacing through the house, looking through the windows. Random napping in the middle of the day. Do you know someone who has recently started showing signs of cabin fever? It's time to take action. You can be the one to treat your feverish companions. The treatment is almost as clear as the symptoms. Turn up some loud music. Dance around. Hang up some wild lights. Challenge your friends to a competition. And if you really want to ramp up your care, zip into this fresh and sexy nurse costume! Sure, your friends might still have a case of Cabin Fever but your sure won't be bored anymore!Costume DetailsThis sexy take on the classic white nurse costume is sure to make you feel fresh. The costume includes a long-sleeved zip-up top the has a wet-look collar and matching red cross on one breast. High-waisted hot pants zip up the front for a stunning cut. A perky hat completes this sleek nurse costume that'll make you ready to take on new patient care!Urgent CareBecoming a nurse is usually pretty hard work. There are years of school, long hours, and you usually have to wear those clunky white shoes. Now, you get to wear the uniform, STAT! Once this costume arrives, consider pairing this with nurse thigh-high fishnets, nurse boots, or even props such as a nurse's needle for an extra edgy touch. Are you ready to take on your new position? This costume is going to jump-start your nursing career as soon as it arrives. Sure, you might not be qualified to treat anything more serious than Cabin Fever but you'll feel confident in your bedside manner!
A Noble DreamDoes your kid dream of being a firefighter? That's definitely a noble job aspiration! Firefighters are real life heroes, and they save people from out-of-control blazes every day. There's only one problem: Your future firefighter can't keep up with all the rigorous requirements. When they went to take the CPAT exam that all firefighting hopefuls need to take, they failed miserably. Firefighters have to carry up to 75 pounds of personal protective equipment up and down stairs, but your kid couldn't even shoulder the 25-pound weights meant to simulate a hose bundle. Firefighters need to drag a fire hose 100 feet during one test event, but your weak little kid couldn't manage 20 feet before giving up. The test was an utter failure.Product DetailsWe know it's disappointing that your kid didn't qualify to be an official firefighter, but you can still help them live out their dreams with this Kid's Fire Captain Costume! The exclusive costume looks just like what heroic firefighters wear on the job every day! The costume is 100 percent polyester and comes with both a T-shirt and pants. The black pants have suspenders sewn on the back, with a clip on the front that's adjustable. There are built in knee pads, cargo pockets, and reflective tape around the ankles, along with an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The red shirt features a printed firefighter emblem on the front, with "Fire Dept" written on the back. Of course, every good firefighter needs to stay safe and always wear their helmet, so this costume comes with a black molded plastic helmet too! The helmet has foam padding inside and a yellow fire department emblem on the front. Once your firefighter suits up in this awesome costume, they'll be ready to tackle the toughest fires!Better Luck Next TimeWhile your future firefighter will need to wait awhile before they can retake their test, they can at least have fun pretending to be firefighter until then!
The Case of the Missing Donut It was a sullen situation in the police department. They would have never foreseen an attack in their own home. Who could have broken into the station and robbed their delicious snacks? They worked hard all week, even successfully solving the Confections Caper... admittedly with the help of the private investigator, Alberdo Nutinstache. It seemed that it was time to call upon the Ace Detective once more. Only then would the missing sweets (and their sprinkles) be found! Product DetailsGear up and help solve the case with this Ace Detective Mustache and Wig Kit. The wig is a head of olefin hair on a mesh cap. It is styled with that sassy style that can only be found in your favorite crime procedurals on TV! The thick mustache fastens with self-adhesive. Couple the look with a pair of dark sunglasses and your favorite double-entendre 'Cop Joke' and you'll be ready to put a nail in this case. Surprisingly InsightfulIs this epic Detective psychic? How can they always seem to know who robbed the treats? Perhaps they have their thumb on the pulse of crime. Maybe they have a profound insight into donut thieves. After all, those donut mustache crumbs are a clear sign of a profound crime-solving method!