Toddler Pint Size Pilot Costume
1213231748$29.99
Flight PatternTraveling in real life is great. But here's the thing, boarding a plane to Jamaica might be a good time but your child can travel in their imagination without any frequent flyer miles or passport. Who knew every kid had their own private pilot tucked away in their imagination? We spent the last week observing Sally, the four-year-old daughter of our office's accountant, Steve. She not only used a cardboard box to travel to her grandma and grandpa's house in Illinois, she even traveled to places we didn't know exist. She made a stop in Zoo-zooton where animals could talk and loved to have tea parties. There were also layovers in Volcanodia ( that seemed dangerous, she made everyone crouch on their office chairs), Snackysnackland, and (forgive the crude nature, we're simply quoting a four-year-old here) Stinky Pit Land. It's safe to say that this kid knows what's up when it comes to world-wide travel! Product DetailsIn navy blue and gold, your child will look ready for the open skies when they're wearing this costume. The jacket has piping along the sleeves, double-breasted buttons on the front that secure the front. The look is finished off with blue trousers, a gold-trimmed hat, and wing-trimmed eagle head Hook and Loop fastener "pins". Provide your own white shirt and tie to complete this official-looking pilot costume. Go the DistanceDoes your kid always have their eyes on the skies? Are they always dreaming about far-flung places? Trick-or-treating, as well as playtime, will make their imaginative play even more real than before when they slip into this costume. Perfect for making your child feel more courageous before their first flight, you can pretend to let your child fly you all over the world. Who knew your child's imaginary private pilot could make going out on vacation a daily possibility!
Studded Biker Gloves
1213236201$7.99
Hey tough guy! Are you suitin up for life on the road? We have a little advice for ya... while having a finely tuned Harley Davidson might seem like all you need to life the biker lifestyle, the truth and reality is that you need all the right accessories to make sure your motorcycle dreams come to life. And trust us, after you've spent all day cruisin' on your hog, you're going to wish you had a sweet pair of gloves protecting your hands.These studded biker gloves will not only complete your tough-guy biker look, but they'll make you look pretty boss too. It won't matter if you're in a group riding the highway, or stopped at the wayside it shooting a mean game of pool. The silver studs on these gloves will let everyone know you mean business. With PVC faux leather material, these costume gloves will be the perfect touch to complete your bad boy leather look.And don’t worry, we're sure no one will want to pick a fight…well, we make no promises...
Authentic Men's Astronaut Costume
1282876586$129.99
Space CadetYou don't want to go to outer space...you NEED to go. Like now. Ever since you were a wee lad, you've been working your way up to joining the space program. You received a dual degree in engineering and computer science, you finally logged your thousandth flight hour, and you're fairly confident in your ability to ace the infamously grueling physical. You've worked hard, trained hard, and now that your application's been sent, there's nothing to do but wait and see......or is there? A lot of success is confidence, so perhaps suiting up in this Authentic Astronaut Costume for Men would put a pep in your step and give you a jolt of good luck! Once you get into the program, there will still be a good, long while before you finally get to hear those beloved words, "3...2...1...Lift Off!" This costume can take the edge off until your regulation suit becomes available, and can help you show your passion for space travel this Halloween!Design & DetailsCheck it out, this costume is the real deal! We've taken every detail into consideration to make this outfit feel authentic for you. It's Made by Us, so you know the quality is superb and the details are on point. That's because we design these exclusive costumes to last the test of time (though maybe not space travel, just an FYI) and dazzle you with special, authentic touches. This full space suit includes the jumpsuit, gloves, large rectangular pack, external hoses, and boot covers. Grab a regulation helmet (or leave it at home if you want your hands free for the duration of the costume party), and prepare to feel the thrill of your dream finally coming true! Next up: freeze-dried ice cream!Zero GravityIn this authentic look, nothing will be able to bring you down! You'll be practically floating through the party in this space-ready costume. We wish you the best of luck with your application. And remember, astronauts never give up! If you have to reapply, at least you have this sweet suit to keep you busy in the meantime.
Infant Sweet Chef Costume
1271919289$29.99
Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit!
Astronaut Space Water Gun Pack
1235916315$19.99
Looking for some out-of-this-world summertime fun? Take a look at this Space Astronaut Pack! It will be perfect for any squirt gun battles that may come your way. When all of your friends storm the battlefield with a burning desire to claim victory, you can easily douse their hopes. With this amazing blaster, you'll have an incredible long-range advantage. Drench anyone up to 30 feet away without a problem. This water-based weaponry also packs quite the punch. With dual spray nozzles, you'll be able to stop anyone in their tracks.This toy astronaut pack would also go well with a Moon Man or Space Cowboy costume for this coming Halloween. You can fill it with water and have fun soaking friends all night... and possibly end the night friendless and alone. Of course, you could also fill this pack with some secret concoction you brought back from space on your last expedition into the unknown. Then, instead of soak, you can share with your friends, after all, they say sharing is caring! Whether you need to upgrade your summertime play or your Halloween costume, this toy Astronaut Space Pack will get the job done.
Vice Squad Women's Cop Costume
1213238584$44.99
That's the Last HandYour partner thought he could really pull one over on the hallowed halls of justice in this country. He's been heading to the basement to play cards with "some buddies" your whole relationship. Innocent, right? That's what you thought until you found out that he won thirty dollars last weekend! As far as you know, your house doesn't have a gambling license and no one in his crew is an official card croupier. You casually asked him about the money and it turns out that your partner has been breaking the law and betting official currency the whole time! That's right, everyone in those Friday night poker games is a bonafide criminal. Now it's up to you to stop this den of vice from getting out of control under your own roof with this Vice Squad Cop costume. Suit up and scare those ne'er-do-well cardsharps straight in this Vice Squad Cop Costume. Details & DesignThis chic take on the traditional cop uniform was designed by our in-house creative team. The high-waisted skirt is accented with a black sequin belt. The royal blue midriff shirt is trimmed in black sequins and buttoned in the middle for a daring fit. A silver badge and sleek faux patent leather hat complete this sophisticated yet sexy Vice Squad Cop Costume. Squad GoalsWhile this costume is great on its own, a member of the vice squad sometimes requires, well... a squad! This costume pairs perfectly with a range of our other Made By Us police costumes. Head out with your girls and boys in blue and get the rule-breakers in your circle back in line. That's right, no more degrading the national currency with illegal poker games! Pair this costume with a range of accessories such as a baton prop and aviator sunglasses. Vice in your town is going down!
Kid's Paleontologist Costume
1291145587$29.99
The Biggest Discovery of Our Time Once upon a time, mighty dinosaurs roamed the earth. Then something happened (probably a huge meteor bigger than a thousand fireworks), and they all died, turning the world into the biggest treasure hunt of all time. The best people to uncover the mysteries lying beneath the ground are super smart scientists who will stop at nothing to unearth a marvelous new discovery. Product DetailsBe an expert in your field when you wear your exclusive Paleontologist Costume for Kids! The outfit includes a khaki-colored, short sleeved shirt made of poly woven material. It buttons down the front and has functional flap pockets on the chest, along with a patch that reads "Paleontologist."The matching poly woven shorts have elastic in the back of the waistband to ensure a comfortable fit, as well as belt loops for the matching belt and functional pockets for carrying your specimens. The foam-backed hat has wire hidden in its brim and a brown ribbon around the crown. It's Called the GigantohumongosaurusThe best thing about discovering a new species is that you get to name it! You could choose to name the awesome and ancient set of bones after yourself, or you could give it a funny name, like the Chicken Nuggetosaur. Then it would be in museums for the whole world to see and admire. You'd be as famous as the dinosaur too, which means that you would get to go to science fairs and exhibits and stay up way past your bedtime. It's no wonder that being a scientist is such a cool job.
Boy's Sheriff Costume
1265314914$34.99
THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWNSome kids were just born to follow the rules! They make sure to put every toy away in its place and they never try to stay up past bedtime. We think those kids have what it takes to be the new sheriff of the home! They'll make sure that everyone is obeying the house laws, while protecting and serving the family. In fact, we've even designed a realistic outfit to help them take on the important job!DESIGN & DETAILSThanks to a profound interest in all things fashion, our in-house design team has scoured everything from vintage to futuristic officer looks and put together this exclusive Sheriff Costume for kiddos. Your young law enforcement agent is going to look amazing in this shirt, pant, and accessory combo. The shirt is a uniform-style beige long-sleeved shirt with two front breast pockets and embroidered law enforcement patches on the arms. The pants match the dark color of the breast pockets except for a lighter stripe down the side. READY FOR ANYTHINGNo matter what crazy antics are going on in the world, you and your kiddo can be sure that all is taken care of when they are geared up in this Sheriff Costume. Of course, they'll be ready to follow every rule to a tee!
Army Camo Makeup Kit
1270985740$5.99
An Awesome AssignmentSoldiers! Fall in to receive your new mission! You have been tasked with going to a costume party, securing the area, and then being awesome on the dance floor. Time to show everyone the skills you learned since joining the army - especially when it comes to your powers of disguise! Product DetailsComplete a cool military outfit with this exclusive Army Camo Costume Makeup Kit! The makeup palette contains non-toxic cream makeup in shades of black, reddish-brown, and green. A foam applicator is also included. Apply on your face as desired, and remove according to the instructions sheet. They'll Never See You ComingHave you ever wished that you could disguise yourself as well as a soldier sneaking through enemy territory? Now is your chance to try! Just be warned, when propery applied, this makeup is more likely to make you unmistakeably amazing than it is to help you fade into the background.
Kid's White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1213245446$34.99
Have you ever told your child that the sky is the limit? Why? There are footprints on the moon! You should be telling them that they can head beyond the sky to put their mark on the moon. Your kid just needs to start training to become an astronaut.It’s going to be tough! Your kid will need to eat his vegetables. He’ll need to do some push-ups. He’s going to have to learn the names of all the planets and all the constellations in the night’s sky. He might even need to pretend that the family car is a rocket ship. Of course, the first thing he’s going to a cool uniform to wear while he trains.Introducing this white astronaut jumpsuit costume for kids! Our costume designers went to work to create an outfit to get your child ready for their next imaginary mission to outer space. It comes with a white jumpsuit with tons of great details, like a NASA patch on the chest and an American flag patch on the shoulder. The suit has plenty of other patches on the chest, along with zippered pockets and a zipper along the front. Just zip it up and he’ll be ready for the next trip to the moon to place a few new footprints there!Just make sure you feed him those vegetables and teach him the names of all the stars before you send him off on a journey to outer space—Houston will be counting on him to be strong and smart during the next mission!
Prop Metal Detector
1265317942$34.99
Still a Kind of Treasure There are two fun ways to use a metal detector. One is to scan the ground for hidden treasure: old coins, gold bars, maybe a pop top or two. The other is to use it to find bullet casings, uncover dark crimes, and become an expert cracker of cold cases. Both fun for everyone! Product DetailsLook ultra cool by carrying around a Metal Detector Prop Accessory! The set includes a plastic wand labeled "Super Scanner" in yellow font, as well as a holster to carry it in. When a 9 volt battery is inserted, the wand makes realistic light and sound effects. The wrist strap will hopefully ensure that you don't lose it while searching for hidden finds. Beep...Beep...Beep...Your costume will look incredibly cool when you add this toy metal detector! Athough it may not actually uncover metal, it can help you to sniff out a really fun time.
Child Deluxe Police Officer Costume
1213234870$39.99
The New RookieDoes your little one want to protect and serve? We have just the thing for you. This Child Deluxe Police Officer Costume is guaranteed to make him feel like a part of the force without. You will absolutely make his day with this authentic ensemble and he can go about channeling his energy into other officer-like traits: being a standup brother, an honorable citizen of your household, and a classroom leader. Before you know it, he’ll be patrolling the neighborhood, making sure his little sister stays safe, and he'll be eating his fair share of donuts (well, he already does that one without the suit!) You’ll love his commitment to integrity and honor, and he’ll look adorable as he tries to become a little hero for you and your family!Product DetailsOf course, the right attitude only gets you so far--he’ll need the right uniform, too. Our navy blue outfit has all the patches and badges you’d expect from a real-life officer of the law. If your kiddo loves it, he can tip his police hat to us in thanks!
Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1216884574$44.99
The Final FrontierSpace... the final frontier... and... the absolute best place to visit on Halloween! Ok, ok, you might not have the ability to stow yourself away on a NASA blast off, but you can sure give yourself the astronaut style that they rock on the regular. With this Adult White Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume, and a little bit of imagination, you'll be hunting for moon rocks, hanging out in orbit, or even partying with aliens!Yes, you can be an official space man, well, as close as you can come without zero-gravity training when you get this jumpsuit costume. Styled just like what our brave American Astronauts wear up into space, you can get yourself this costume for an inexpensive alternative. (Ever seen the price tag on one of those suits? Yikes!)Design & DetailsWhen you're boldly leading your spacecraft towards the moon, or conducting important scientific research on the International Space Station, well, that's when you'll know you've made it. But in the interim, just grab this costume, and have a great time at the costume party! Designed as a one-piece jumpsuit, it features a functional pocket and realistic patches. Rib-knit cuffs and ankle zippers mean this costume works for a casual party, without compromising on high orbit style!Team up with your crewTeam up with your partner or group of friends as a gaggle of astronauts out on the town, and we're sure that there's going to be plenty of good times to be had. And if you see some little green men? Make sure they buy the first round at the pub!
Kids Astronaut Backpack
1213249136$49.99
Remember the days where you dreamed you'd reach the stars, or the moon, or both? Staring up at the stars and trying to contemplate the immensity of it all is one of the most amazing memories of childhood. So it's no wonder that kid's daydream about floating around up there. Ever since space travel has been an option, space has been an adventure you were dying to have every time you peered at the night sky. Now your child can carry on this dreamy tradition. This lightweight backpack is will give your space cadet the gift of dreaming. It has a large main pocket, two covered side pockets and one zippered shut front pocket. The flaps shut with a hook and eye touch strip. It has NASA patches throughout. Pair it with an astronaut costume or let them wear it around with normal clothes to keep the dream alive! With this Kids Astronaut Backpack, he'll feel like he can reach the moon and beyond!
Nightstick Prop
1305591852$5.99
Stand Back! I Have a Stick! Honestly, it is very confusing to us why police officers carry nightsticks. It would seem that a Taser or pepper would be far more helpful, whereas pulling out a nightstick would look a little odd. At least it is a very impressive stick and it looks fun to carry. You could use it to gently bop your radio if it wasn't working, because everyone knows that tapping things makes them go back to normal. Product DetailsComplete a realistic police costume with an exclusive Nightstick Costume Prop Accessory! The molded plastic prop measures approximately twenty inches long and is widest at its business end. A cord wrist loop is attached to the textured hand grip. On the BeatAnyone can carry a toy gun, but it takes real commitment to authenticity to carry a nightstick! Maybe a real cop will let you do a ride-along. Maybe he or she will even let you push the button that turns on the siren! (Probably not, but it's fun to dream.)
Women's Plus Size Officer Pat U. Down Costume
1265313974$64.99
Undercover OperationWhen you were told that you would be going undercover, you knew in your heart that you had finally made it to your dream job. You had been waiting all your life for this opportunity, and now it was time to bring all the skills that you have been working on for years and years to the fore.So, when you got the call four days later that you were fired for not showing up to work, you were understandably surprised. You had spent four days in bed, with a few small breaks, but you had been under the covers almost the whole time! Sometimes life can be really unfair.Product DetailsIf you are looking to go undercover as a police officer, then this Women's Plus Size Officer Patty Down Costume is the perfect disguise. The costume includes a dress, hat, belt, nameplate, fingerless gloves, and two badges, which are more than enough to complete your transformation into a classic police officer. The flattering dress is a beautiful shade of blue, while the vintage style hat and adjustable belt give you plenty of that police style. When you wear this uniform, we promise that you will feel as great as you look!Not Just For Day-putiesWhether you want to work during the day or at night, this costume is all you need to transform yourself for the role. Just watch out for anyone who looks as criminally great as you while you are out and about in this cool costume!
UPS Pet Dog Costume
1213231090$19.99
Your pup is one reliable pooch! He's at the door before anyone when mail or a special delivery arrives. You've probably thought that all the barking meant that your dog was trying to protect you and his territory from some strange intruder, but that's not the case at all. The real reason your doggie is barking when the UPS carrier comes to your door is because your dog's greatest wish is to become a delivery dog. He wishes to travel to exotic locations, delivering boxes to everyone with a smile on his face and a happy bark in his voice! Well, now you can help your pooch realize that dream.This UPS Dog Costume will have your pet playing the role of delivery doggie! The costume is the signature brown color of the UPS uniform and even includes an adorable hat to go along with it. The attached package will make it look like he's on an important delivery and you can begin teaching him how to be the best delivery puppy.
Adult Prisoner Costume Hat
1317464062$4.99
Stone Cold Criminal Welcome to jail! Here's your regulation uniform. It's more practical than it looks, and that includes the hat. On the one hand, the stripes make you easy to pick out from a crowd in the case of a jailbreak. On the other hand, when you're digging a hole in your wall to freedom, a hat comes in handy for scooping out loose rock. The guards might as well hand you a regulation shiv. Product DetailsYou did the crime, so now you can do the time in this exclusive Prisoner Costume Hat for Adults! The unisex fabric cap has printed wide black and white stripes and is one size fits all. What Are You In For? Once you've got this hat to complete your prisoner costume, all you need to do is come up with a solidly awesome story about how you ended up in the crowbar hotel. Was it grand theft auto? Did you steal the president's rubies? Swipe the Mona Lisa and make it all the way to Portugal before the law caught up? Impressive!
Kids Chef's Costume
1228413951$29.99
Let's Start With The BasicsThat's what you suggested when your kid wanted to start cooking. You thought they could learn to make pancakes or mix their own mac and cheese. But their plans were much fancier. Your child wanted to jump right into deep Italian cooking. They wanted to roll their own pasta. Create concoctions that they called sauce out of crushed tomatoes and half of the spices on the lazy Susan next to your stove. Sure, there have been some mistakes. But mistakes are a great way to learn! And now that your child knows how to tell the difference between cayenne pepper and cinnamon, they will never forget. They might not be ready to roll their own ravioli, but they know how to boil water and peel a carrot and you and your kiddo think that's a pretty great start. Are you ready to take on the rest of your kid's culinary adventure? Encourage them to keep it up with this festive Made By Us Chef costume!Design & DetailsThis classic chef costume was updated with playful details by our in-house design team. For instance, the apron has important cooking tools stitched to look like they're tucked into the front apron while "chef" is stitched onto the chest of the jacket. Classic red and white checked pants match the trim around the collar and cuffs of the jacket while the necktie adds an extra splash of color. Topped off with a tall chef hat, your child will feel like a culinary master, even if they're just making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Taste MakerWhether you're starting an at-home cooking show or simply going trick-or-treating, this chef's costume is a true delight. Who knows what will come of this kind of ensemble! Perhaps your little chef will be inspired to experiment with their Halloween candy. Nerds with Skittles? That's never been done before! Bon appetite, indeed!
Women's Plus Size Sweet Sailor Costume Set
1286229691$39.99
The life of a sailor is not for everybody. You have to get up at the crack of dawn, swab the deck, polish the mast, and commit to plenty of chores. The overall appearance of the ship rests on your shoulders and you want it to look tidy so people are prompted to step aboard. Needless to say, a sailor's job is a taxing one! They can't wait any time fussing over what to wear... So if you want an authentic costume that will make you look like a hard working sailor, then this costume set is exactly what you need. Packed with all the essentials needed to seem as authentic as possible, the womens sweet sailor set designed exclusively for plus size women comes with a white shirt with attached navy blue neck tie as well as a matching hat. Pair it with your favorite pair of jeans for a low maintence work or you can pair it with all white pants if you're feeling daring!
Adult Ace Detective Wig and Mustache Kit
1213231947$14.99
The Case of the Missing Donut It was a sullen situation in the police department. They would have never foreseen an attack in their own home. Who could have broken into the station and robbed their delicious snacks? They worked hard all week, even successfully solving the Confections Caper... admittedly with the help of the private investigator, Alberdo Nutinstache. It seemed that it was time to call upon the Ace Detective once more. Only then would the missing sweets (and their sprinkles) be found! Product DetailsGear up and help solve the case with this Ace Detective Mustache and Wig Kit. The wig is a head of olefin hair on a mesh cap. It is styled with that sassy style that can only be found in your favorite crime procedurals on TV! The thick mustache fastens with self-adhesive. Couple the look with a pair of dark sunglasses and your favorite double-entendre 'Cop Joke' and you'll be ready to put a nail in this case. Surprisingly InsightfulIs this epic Detective psychic? How can they always seem to know who robbed the treats? Perhaps they have their thumb on the pulse of crime. Maybe they have a profound insight into donut thieves. After all, those donut mustache crumbs are a clear sign of a profound crime-solving method!
Plus Size Sexy Firegirl Costume
1229113304$44.99
Fire departments are equipped and trained to handle almost any heated situation. But, some fires are just too hot for the average firefighter. Be prepared for sizzling situations like these by wearing this Plus Size Sexy Firegirl Costume! At first glance, this costume looks like it leaves far too much skin uncovered to protect against fires. But, that's simply because it uses other methods for keeping the flames at bay. When things get really heated, sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, and this costume is definitely on fire! It sounds cliche, and honestly, not very effective, but we’re pretty confident that anyone looking this fierce can take care of a few pesky flames. You also have to take ventilation into account when fighting a fire, and the open design of this costume will keep you nice and cool while you're saving the day! Actually, since we're not sure how this outfit will handle the heat and action of real firefighting, we're gonna recommend you stick to wearing it just to look hot. The short dress features metal clasps and reflective strips across it, for a look inspired by real firefighting gear. It also includes a set of suspenders to help you achieve that trademark firefighter look, so all you need to add is a pair of sturdy, sassy boots and a matching helmet to complete this smoldering hot look. Now you just have to decide if you want to put fires out, or help crank up the heat!
Police Pet Costume
1265318359$19.99
Stop in the Name of the Paw! Imagine a world in which pets were in charge of upholding justice and stopping crooks. It would be a very different kind of world, to say the least. If a burglar broke into a home to steal jewelry, that would be fine as long as the bad guy gave the police officer bacon treats. But if the burglar broke in to take food - watch out, because this officer won't rest until the thief is brought to justice! Product DetailsHelp your pet achieve his or her whistleblower dreams by giving them this Pet Police Costume! The outfit includes a blue police shirt that slips on over the front paws and fastens under the tummy. It's decorated with an attached black tie, an embroidered gold badge, gold-tone ribbon detail, and the word "Police" written in white letters across the right cuff. An attached black utility belt holds a prop radio and a pair of handcuffs. A matching blue police hat secures under your pet's chin with an adjustable band. Pet on PatrolNow that Officer Fluff is patrolling the streets, he's going to start shaping up the neighborhood! That fat squirrel who steals nuts from the birdfeeder will finally get apprehended (unless he avoids police capture by running up a tree again.) The mailman will NOT be allowed to knock on the door: He'll have to leave all deliveries on the sidewalk out front. And of course, each building resident will have to save a portion of their treats for their neighborhood cop. That's called taxes.
Men's Sheriff Costume
1235914770$39.99
From the endless deserts of the south west to the high peaks of the Rocky Mountains every town needs a trusty sheriff. Maybe things have changed a little bit from the days of the old Western films. Sheriffs no longer swagger like they've been riding on a horse for three days. You won't often see them chomping on a cigar when they're hashing things out with would-be outlaws. And if a Sherriff called you Pilgrim you'd just be confused. Wait, why can't law enforcement call us Pilgrim these days? We think that's a pretty charming nickname!If you're the new Sheriff in town then you can make the rules. Use the old-school nicknames from the Westerns on new school punks that are spray painting back alleyways? Cool, that'll get those kids to listen! You can start enforcing laws that have been on the back burner for years. That edict forbidding citizens from crossing the county bridge with a duck on their head has been ignored for too long! Whether you're in charge of that mountain village that just had their first crime spree in years or you're keeping the peace after a zombie apocalypse, the way you take the reins of power is up to you! The most important way to keep that power? Your uniform. This ensemble inspires instant respect featuring a tan shirt with brown epaulets & pocket flaps. You'll look official in the brown tie, shield patch, and gold badge. You'll be ready to roll in the brown pants and black belt. Comb through our police accessories to top off the ensemble with sunglasses, handcuffs, and hats to complete your look. In this uniform, you're sure to have Halloween under control!
Toddler UPS Delivery Costume
1235918051$24.99
Special DeliveryPicture it: the doorbell rings, and who's there? It's the tiniest, most adorable delivery person you've ever seen. They've got a package for you, carried in their small arms, their tiny feet pattering across the yard. They're reliable, always on time, and though they may sometimes struggle with larger parcels, their charm more than makes up for it. Is it a dream? No, it's your little one dressed in our UPS Delivery Toddler Costume!The UPS Delivery Toddler Costume isn't just an outfit; it's an imagination ignition switch, transforming your toddler's playtime into an adventure. Whether they're out delivering pretend parcels around the house or taking their delivery skills on the road for trick-or-treating, they'll have a blast becoming your favorite delivery person!Product DetailsThe UPS Delivery Toddler Costume is designed for comfort, durability, and above all, fun. It's made from a sturdy, easy-care blend of 65% polyester and 35% cotton brown woven twill fabric that's ready for any adventure your little delivery person can dream up. The short-sleeved shirt fastens at the center front with Hook and Loop fastener tabs, easy for small hands to manage.Authentic-looking UPS patches, embroidered and securely sewn onto the front of both the shirt and the cap, add a touch of realism to the costume. The pants feature an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit, and a baseball-style cap completes the look. The cap includes a hook-and-loop fastener size-adjustment strap at the back to ensure it fits snugly on your little one's head.Delivering FunThis UPS Costume for Toddlers brings playtime to a whole new level. It might even spark career ambitions early on, leading your favorite dandelion, candy wrapper, and rock deliverer to become the best in the business. But for now, it's about the simple pleasures—bringing smiles to everyone who sees them and creating joyful memories along the way!
Kids Construction Worker Costume
1213240117$34.99
Tools of the TradeOn more than one occasion, you have joked that your kid ought to "get a job." So, imagine your surprise when they come home to tell you that they have landed a gig...at the construction site! Cool. Not only will they have a little pocket change, now, but they'll also get to hang out at their favorite place, use their favorite tools, and learn the ropes of building, firsthand! Of course, it's all imaginary, but that is just the magic of this Child's Construction Worker Costume...they don't know that. To your kiddo, any time they spend in this costume brings their building dreams to life! The crew, the lingo, the equipment, the sounds—it's a good thing this authentic costume has your child fully prepped for life at the site. Just think, if you kid keeps this up, you may never have to hire a handyman again! How helpful.Design & DetailsThis is our top-of-the-line construction costume—in fact, you could say our design team worked extra hard to construct this outfit so well, just for your little one! It's a high-quality pair of tan overalls worn over your child's own work shirt. We've included the hard hat (safety first!), belt, and accompanying toy toolkit, so your little one is ready for when their first day on the job rolls around. Authentic accents like cargo pockets and heavy seams make this costume really come to life while your kid is out in the backyard, building a fort. Next up: a treehouse!Building DreamsWho knows what kind of influence a fun and entertaining costume like this may have; maybe your kid will become a builder, or architect, or foreman, or contractor. Maybe they'll just grow up to be really, really handy. We figure, either way, you win! Now pass them the flathead screwdriver!
Kid's Orange Astronaut Jumpsuit Costume
1213245440$34.99
The Path to NASAWe’re pretty sure that NASA doesn’t allow kids to go on space missions just yet, but there’s no reason that you can’t start training your kid to be the next person to walk on the moon! Yes, that means you can feed your kid freeze dried ice cream. You can take him to the park and start getting his body ready for zero gravity by pushing him on the swings. You can send him across the monkey bars to help develop his upper body strength and help maintain his bones. You can give him an ultra-important mission to the backyard to explore new terrain. But first, you’d better get him an outfit that will make him feel like a space explorer while he trains for a life of being an astronaut.Design & DetailsThat’s where this orange astronaut jumpsuit for kids comes in. The costume was designed by our designers, who also dreamed of becoming a space cadet when they were youngsters! The costume comes with a zip-up jumpsuit that has multiple pockets in the chest and pants. It also has plenty of detailed patched sewn into the chest, including a NASA patch, a shuttle patch and more. Just zip it up and it’s like a one-way ticket to trip to outer space. Just make sure to add a space helmet to your order, because your kid is going to want to be fully outfitted for his next mission!We’d also like to point out that we have plenty of astronaut costumes for adults, so you could become the first parent and child duo to travel into space!
Plus Size Fighting Soldier Women's Costume
1213242660$44.99
Lock and load soldier! It's time to make this grand old country great again, and we're not talking about stinky old politics or voting for the next president. We're talking about blowing the bad guys up with extreme discrimination (you know, like in all those cool 80's movies). We're talking about going full commando on the battlefield. We're talking about superior firepower, mixed with Navy SEAL style know how and crazy martial arts moves in between. We're talking camouflage. Lots of camouflage. Think you're up to the task? Well then, we suggest you get suited up for the mission...Our costume designers looked into combat outfits in every video game they could get their hands on to get the perfect look for an aspiring female operative and this plus size Fighting Soldier costume is the final product of their intensive research. The plus size military-style costume includes everything you need to look like the toughest girl to enter the battle zone. The shirt and vest combo create the look of a battle ready soldier, while the camouflage pants look like something straight from the Army. The costume also comes complete with a belt, holster, gloves, fingerless gloves and a pair of knee pads, all to help you cultivate your combat-ready style. The finishing touch to the costume is the skull face mask, which lets the bad guys know that you mean business!
Badge Police Officer Prop
1322252343$3.99
Official BusinessHave you ever seen a movie in which an officer walks purposefully up to a suspect, whips out a badge, and starts asking questions? It looks so awesome, doesn't it? It's too bad that the rest of us don't have some special insignia that requires everyone to answer our questions. It would be a great way to learn all kinds of secrets. Product DetailsComplete a cool cop costume with this exclusive Police Officer Badge Prop! The molded plastic accessory is embossed with details that include the words "Special Police" and an eagle with outstretched wings. A safety pin attached to the back allows you to pin it on your clothes or another accessory. Know Your Rights There's something about holding a police badge that makes you want to act out all of the police dramas you've ever watched. It's especially fun to try to read a friend their rights - or as many rights as you can remember. Let's see... they have the right to remain silent, the right to an attourney, and... the right to an awesome Halloween costume. Yes, that sounds correct!
Women's Love Shot Nurse Costume
1265316920$29.99
A Cute DiagnosisIf you want to be a nurse, you've got to have a quick wit. Doctors expect so much from the nurses they live beside. Nurses not only have to wake up sick patients in the middle of the night to take blood or give medications, they also have to deal with the doctors. Nurses have no idea what their day is going to be like when they get to work. You could have time to spend an hour chit chatting with the delightfully ornery Mr. Dodger at the beginning of your shift spend the next eight hours running to save a life that's a death's door. Nurses are like circus performers without the spotlight, juggling all their patients and the doctor as well. When you're celebrating the iconic and heroic nurse, be sure to do the profession justice with a fashionable ensemble. There are plenty of short skirts and crop top nurse costumes out there, make sure your choice will get a cute bill of health!Product Details & DesignLike all our Made-By-Us products, it was important that our designers put a unique but sweet twist on the traditional nurse costume. We love the way this jumpsuit turned out! The zip up top has classic red piping set against the bright white fabric. The bottoms have pockets in the front and smart cuffs at the hem, giving you a clean look that any RN would be proud of. The Party ShiftOkay, okay. Maybe this isn't an outfit you'd wear on a ten-hour shift at the hospital but it'll be the perfect uniform for your next costume party. Stick some lollipops for your favorite patients in your front pockets and sling a stethoscope around your neck and you'll be ready for the party shift. Finally, a shift you can predict. You'll be having fun STAT!
Adult Plus Size Pilot Costume Shirt
1271919251$29.99
Kicking the Bucket ListDo you have dreams of seeing the world? At travel bucket list can become overwhelming pretty quickly. It might start out pretty short. Maybe you've got a couple of classics on there like New York. But then you start traveling and your bucket list doesn't get shorter. In fact, the list just starts to grow! You go to New York and visit the Met and learn all about different parts of the world and then all the sudden you need to see Roman statues in Rome. Yep, Italy is now on the list. Oh, and while you were in New York you also tried sushi, went to the Russian ballet, and heard some amazing street music in Central Park. So you also have to add Japan, Moscow, and New Orleans to your travel itinerary. Wouldn't it be wonderful if there was a profession that could take you around the world with minimal fiscal sacrifice? Details & DesignWhile our Made by Us pilot shirt won't give you the license to fly a passenger jet all on your own, you just might be inspired to book that ticket across the pond when you see yourself in it! The crisp white look has Captain stripes on the shoulder, an attached tie, two pockets with button closure, and crisp buttoned sleeve cuffs. Finish this look off with black dress pants and a pair of aviators and you'll be ready for take-off.Crew CutWhile this costume is great on its own, you'll also have a great time putting together a group costume. Recruit friends to dress up as flight attendants and TSA agents and you'll have a crew that no one will forget any time soon. There's no better way to start up a conversation about where you guys should go next. You might even say the sky's the limit!
French Maid Feather Duster
1265314716$9.99
We both know that a feather duster just moves the dust around. Whoever invented it probably wasn't interested in cleaning. Or maybe it was just the only materials the had available to help them tidy up the house. Either way, we are lucky that our French Maid Feather Duster is just a costume prop. We don't think it would do much in the way of actually cleaning up our dusty houses.Though it doesn't make a great cleaning implement, a feather duster sure does make a great accessory for any French Maid costume. So when you head out in your sexy French Maid costume this Halloween, be sure to complete the look with this feather duster.This feather duster costume accessory measures about 14" long and has a black plastic handle. The white feathers at the end of the handle give it a classic feather duster look that you've come to expect for any French Maid.
Men's Hot Cop Costume
1270849283$19.99
Warm Weather Law Enforcement When the summer months hit, gearing up in your full professional uniform is bound to be pretty hot. That sun constantly overhead and you running back and forth, building up a sweat? That's no way to live, folks. It is time to come up with a new uniform that makes the summer heat less hot... and even better if it helps to bring out that hotness in you, too! We can just imagine it now. The sirens and whistles go off. Is someone in trouble? Do they need you to rush over and help secure the area? Intervene in a squabble between a couple of the local gals only to find out that they were just looking to secure some time with their loyal peace officer? Maybe there is a fire that needs dousing and requires more attention than the good folks at the fire department can handle! Well, we have good news. The shipment is in and those hot summers are going to be mild compared to you!Product DetailsPut the man in your official maneuver when you slip into this Hot Cop costume. The look is pretty simple which puts all of the attention right where you want it: on you! The mesh shirt lets folks know which department you're part of while the matching hat gives you just the mystery you need. Couple it with a pair of boots and shades (plus the obviously required cop mustache accessory) and you're ready to serve and protect for the whole night! A Self Strip SearchShow that you mean the best for your community when you strip off the obvious uniform and bare yourself for the world to see. We guess sometimes that means literally baring it all, too! With this Hot Cop, all imagination goes to the story you're creating.
Racer Jumpsuit Girls Costume
1213242688$44.99
Is she ready to hit the race track? Sure, she hasn't gotten her hands on a set of keys yet. Let alone her own set of wheels. But she is definitely, most assuredly, ready for the big race. Why, might you ask, is that? Because you got her this girl's Racer Jumpsuit costume!She'll have the look of a professional driver when she has this elite racecar driver look. Styled like a suit that a real deal Formula One driver would wear, she'll feel ready to race some laps in this slick set up. And with a jumpsuit, belt, and fingerless gloves, this set has everything she need to be ready to go!The red jumpsuit is accented with cool pique checkered print accents, and it even has some extra pockets to make it look like she's all geared up for the course. With a racing flags logo on the chest, and all the track style she can handle, all she's going to need to complete her race day look is to pick up a pair of aviator shades (sold separately).This HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive is made by us for a top notch costume experience. When she has this cool costume set up, we're sure she's going to be ready for an action packed Halloween. And if you think this costume might give her the itch for some serious need for speed? Yeah, it's a-okay to keep the keys to the family wheels safely locked up!
Girl's Magician Costume
1304083733$49.99
You Won't Believe Your Eyes Welcome to the greatest show you've ever seen! This magician is the most talented in the world: She can pull off feats that will make you wonder if you're dreaming. Watch her smash a pocket watch and fix it with a flick of a wand, pull a bouquet out of a tiny envelope. and vanish from the kitchen when it's time to set the table. For her final act, she'll pull off the greatest trick of all: Making a whole bag of trick-or-treat candy vanish in one night! Product DetailsDazzle your audience in this Girl's Exclusive Magician Costume faster than you can say, "Presto, change-o!" The show-worthy outfit includes a top designed to look like three separate pieces. The long-sleeved tunic is styled after a suit jacket, with an elastic waist, long sleeves, and an inset with red lapels, an attached white dickey, and decorative buttons. A sequined bow tie is sewn to the collar. The comfy black pants have red stripes up each leg and the top hat features a red satin ribbon! Let the Show Begin! Are you ready to take the stage? This costume is ideal for any would-be stars and masters of diversion. It makes a fun outfit for Halloween fun, but it's also great for starring in your own magic show. Don't worry if you're not allowed to saw your little brother in half yet - those tricks take a lot of practice before they're perfect. Try convincing your parent to let you get a rabbit to pull out of a hat first.
Girls Striped Prisoner Costume
1213257453$24.99
Not All Black and WhiteSo, you think this prisoner did something "bad" to land in the clink just because she's wearing stripes? Nope. Don't be fooled. She's not a rule breaker; just a risk taker. She'd like to know what it feels like to don the proverbial black and white stripes of someone who's locked up. She's a revolutionary, determined to rewrite the typical 'prisoner stereotype.' She'll wear the classic black and white stripes and do good acts: hold a door for a stranger, pay the bill for the person behind her in-line, volunteer at the soup kitchen, bake cookies for an elderly neighbor, give strangers compliments, run a 5k for a good cause, and leave money on a vending machine for the next person who's hungry for a snack. After spending a while in this traditional striped prisoner costume, people will start seeing prisoners in a whole new light. Look at you! You're a pint-sized revolutionary! Wear the girl's striped prisoner costume and start changing the world for good. Design & DetailsA Made by Us design, the striped prisoner costume is a prime choice for girls wanting a traditional prisoner disguise with a funky flair. The off-the-shoulder tee features a prisoner number and is tied in a knot while an included black tank top is worn underneath. The matching pants have a comfortable stretchy waist and a convenient drawstring while the coordinating skull cap completes the look.The Old Ball And Chain It's true, prisoners rarely have many accessories. Maybe a toothbrush and a favorite book, but we're not entirely sure those count as accessories. Anyway, spice up this prisoner disguise with a pair of handcuffs and a ball of chain that slides around the ankle. These two helpful accessories (conveniently sold here) make you appear more authentic!
Modern Combat Toddler's Uniform Costume
1213245514$24.99
HE GIVES THE ORDERSYou never thought it would happen. You never thought you'd be taking orders from a toddler, but your little one just looks so darn cute that you'd do just about anything for him! You'd follow his orders no matter what... whether that means heading on a secret mission to find the chocolate chip cookies or kicking off an important rescue mission to save his teddy bear! In fact, your little one's inspiring cuteness could be the perfect motivation to help whip any young cadet into shape. All your child needs is an army uniform and they could become the next drill sergeant at boot camp.Well, the good news is that our costume designers have been hard at work to create a cute, yet realistic military uniform for your toddler! It'll give your child the look of a real military soldier, so they can feel like a real soldier during playtime.DESIGN & DETAILSThis toddler Modern Combat Uniform costume is a military-style outfit designed to make your child look like one tough cookie! It comes with a simple jumpsuit that has a digital camo print on the exterior. The suit fits with fasteners along the front for easy dressing. It also has functional pockets on each sleeve and each pant leg. An American Flag patch adorns the sleeve to finish off the look. Of course, it comes with the cadet-style cap, which has a matching digital camo pattern and a stiff, curved bill.RISING THROUGH THE RANKSIf you're ready to serve under your little one, then it's time to move him through the ranks! With a look this heroic, your child will be the new drill sergeant in your home. Just make sure to accessorize this look with a pair of black boots for the complete look.
Toy Carpenter's Hammer
1305591819$9.99
So Handy Are you the type of person who instinctively knows how to fix a broken shelf or repair a sagging roof? Do your friends call you first when they have questions about home remodels or busted appliances? Or are you not even sure if you have a full tool kit, let alone whether you would know how to use it? Doesn't matter. As long as you're holding a hammer, you'll look like you know what you're doing. Product DetailsBuild the perfect costume with the help of this exclusive Toy Carpenter's Hammer Prop Accessory! Made of sturdy plastic, the realistic-looking hammer is molded and painted to look like a steel hammer head mounted on a smooth, wooden handle.Tools of the TradeThey say that when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. We say that when you have a fantastic prop hammer like this one, everything in your wardrobe looks like a possible carpenter's costume! Show everyone your fix-it skills and don't forget to say, "That's not going anywhere!" when you finish a project.
Garter w/ Syringe Pen Accessory
1265317949$6.99
A Day at the HospitalWhen you're a busy and professional medical worker, you learn to be innovative and quick on your feet. For instance, your pockets' scrubs are pretty full, but you still need to carry a syringe to your next appointment. What to do? Obviously stick it in your garter - it's a little unorthodox (not to mention not up to code) but it sure is cute! Product DetailsDeliver a powerful dose of gorgeousness when you wear this Garter with Syringe Pen Accessory! The red satin garter is trimmed with white lace, and has a plastic syringe-shaped click pen slid into a n elastic loop behind a red satin ribbon bow. No sharp points means that you won't accidentally stab anyone (including yourself). Fear of Needles: Cured! Jazz up a sweetly spicy nurse or doctor outfit with this unique accessory! Everyone will be lining up to beg you for a flu shot. You'll have to let them know that only one is necessary for immunization.
Women's Military Officer Costume
1213246926$29.99
Sign us up for duty! There's a big buzz going through the ranks, and we're glad that you've enlisted at just the right time. You see, the word is that there's a big plan to build a brand new base. It will be the center of military operations, but guess what? It's also going to be the main location of party central. Most recruits won't get assigned to this tip top, state of the art command center, but we think you've got just what it takes. As long as you choose this women's military officer costume!The location is going to be top secret, but as long as you pass all of your exams with flying colors, you'll get the coordinates sent to you on a secure channel. Then, all you'll have to do is book a flight or hitch a ride, and make sure you have you military officer threads on! This army costume is certain to have you ready for your new destination. A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive look, it's really ready for all the action!This Military Officer costume is styled as a romper suit along with a t-shirt and cap. The front-zip romper features a cool digital camo print, and has uniform styling like a wide collar and cuffed shorts. The T-shirt features a wide scoop neck and a single star printed on the front. Zip the romper over your t-shirt as desired, wear the hat on your head, and you'll be ready to take on your new assignment. Let's make sure this party mission is a success!
Kids Astronaut White Gloves
1213245461$12.99
REACH FOR THE MOONKids tend to have pretty lofty imaginations about the things they'll do and the places they might go. And, as parents, we often look upon them with goofy grins as we go along with their pretending for a while but generally acknowledge that some of their aspirations might be a tad crazed.Then again, with the advancements we're making with technology every day, many of those dreams might come a reality before we think! Sometimes reaching for the moon just ensures that you'll land there. So, we aim to help!DESIGN & DETAILSOur own imaginative squad of designers work into the moonlight hours to create the best of the best and, sometimes, that means getting the stuff of stars, too! We've put them all together to craft the most realistic and durable Astronaut Gloves out there. These will be the perfect addition for your little space explorer thanks to the authentic look, heavy-duty palm and fingertips, and elastic cuffs. Time to take to the stars!BE AMONG THE STARSThey say that when we shoot for the moon, we might end up among the stars. Well, no matter where your kiddo is going to end up, they should dress for the part! What better way to ensure they are prepared and looking stylish than with an authentic and ruggedly constructed pair of child-sized Astronaut Gloves? You're going to be so jealous, you'll want a pair for yourself. (Well, we've got good news on that front!)
Plus Size Blue Sailor Costume for Men
1275494547$34.99
With so much to do on board a ship, it might be easy to forget your uniform. But when you get some hard earned shore leave, you don't want to be caught without your most dashing nautical threads! Make sure you're properly suited up in our exclusive Plus Size Blue Sailor Costume before you hit the town, sailor!Back in the Golden Age of Sailing, ships were as much a work of art as they were of engineering. Tall masts full of giant, billowing sheets and miles of rope drove galleons and schooners across the high seas, and they needed scores of bold and experienced sailors just to keep afloat and moving in the right direction. Nowadays, ships are much larger and more advanced than the rickety wooden ships of old; but they still need just as many mariners to keep moving. Luckily, though, you would be more likely to be keeping an eye on the engine, the radar, or any of the other newfangled nautical gizmos on board, rather than pulling on ropes or scrubbing floorboards all day long in the hot sun...Even though the jobs have changed, sailors still love cutting loose when they get some time ashore, and we've designed this costume to let you party as stylishly as a navy man! This dark blue uniform shirt features white trim around the cuffs and collar, and comes with a tie attached to the front. This costume also includes matching slacks and a brimmed sailor cap, so all you need to add is a pair of dress shoes to complete this smart maritime look. Just be back aboard by castoff time!
WW2 Army Costume Adult
1266904593$39.99
Hear it For the HeroesWorld War Two was a hard one. No one can dispute that fact. The war lasted longer than anyone thought it would and caused the whole world to tremble. So you can imagine what it was like when the soldiers who fought so bravely, came back home from foreign shores! In New York, the streets were full of music and dancing and the air was colorful with scraps of fabric from the garment district, used for impromptu confetti. And while we can picture the joy that filled the streets, our hearts really climb into our throats when we think about the soldiers returning to their home towns and families. These hardworking heroes didn't know if they'd ever see home again. They had been gone a long time, with only letters to keep in contact with the people they loved. And while we're all for dancing in the street and confetti, we're sure it was the embrace of their nearest and dearest that soldiers were most looking forward to!Design & DetailsThis khaki uniform will bring you back to the World War 2 era. Made by Us, this historic costume is made with quality in mind so that you can wear it again and again. You'll look just right standing at attention in the khaki colored shirt, necktietie, and slacks. The look is topped with the instantly recognizable hat, so you'll be ready for inspection as soon as this costume arrives at your door!Celebrations in Sepia ToneMaybe it's just us but there's nothing like an old-fashioned ticker tape parade. The ladies have their hair in victory rolls, strangers are piled in together on top of monuments, trucks, and on balconies. Everyone is celebrating the same thing! And when you get hold of this World War Two costume, you'll be ready to recreate some of that feeling!
Women's Plus Size Nursie Costume
1265312837$54.99
Dressed for SuccessMaking sure you look the part is an important part of fitting in with any workplace. If you wear a t-shirt and jeans to a business meeting, then you might stand out in a bad way. For some professions, though, it is important to wear specific clothes because they perform a function that is necessary for the activity you are performing.For example, nurses need to be comfortable, with good range of motion, and with plenty of style. If they get uncomfortable it could affect their job performance, and that would be terrible! That is why our scientists have come up with this amazing outfit to perfectly fit the needs of that workforce.Product DetailsFinding the right outfit for your job is hard, but we’ve got you covered with this Women's Plus Size Nursie Costume. The iconic logo on the hat and apron is a big plus, but those only accent the already characteristic cut and flair of the costume. This vintage-style dress is both comfortable and flattering, which is perfect for any nursing professional. The apron is a cute addition that immediately sparks nostalgia, while the hat is a great callback to days gone by. We are sure you will feel as great as you look in this costume!Style and SubstanceIf you are looking for a costume that says you are both skilled and sassy, then this is the one for you! You will be sure to win any costume contest when you wear this awesome costume.
Detention Queen Costume
1213231306$44.99
Now look, nobody wants to end up in detention. If you have a choice between giving up your after school free time to sit in a stuffy little room with a bunch of other troublemakers and a bored teacher, all of whom would rather be just about anywhere else in the world, and not doing that, you’d have to be more than a little bit off to opt for the former. But hey, things happen. Sooner or later, somebody’s going to catch you in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you’re going to get sent to detention, and there’s not much you can do about that. (Well, we suppose you could try staying on your best behavior, but we all know that’s not a realistic proposal.) The key here is to take that bag full of detention hall lemons and make them into lemonade. If you’re going to wind up in detention anyway, you may as well lean into it. Get down with your bad self. Take pride in your transgressions. Don’t just walk into the detention room, swagger. Let the other kids know that this isn’t any kind of punishment for you, this is just another day on the job. Be the boss of after school busy work, the leader of the breakfast club, the Queen of Detention. And of course every queen needs her royal garments. You’ll look right in place copying down sentences and clapping erasers in this polyester ensemble, featuring a dress styled to look like a taffeta plaid skirt, white blouse, and short gray jacket. Add in extra elements of reform school swag like a school crest near the collar, a faux leather belt, and a Hook and Loop fastener-attached neck tie, and you’ve got yourself a costume that will strike fear in the heart of any detention hall monitor.
2 pc Leatherlike Bracers
1267645683$24.99
In Search of AdventureWhat would roving knights, youngest sons, and princesses in disguise do without quests? For any downtrodden or dismissed individual, quests were the best way to seek fame and fortune while proving all of the haters wrong. #Goals. Questing did require a certain wardrobe, though. Your oldest T-shirt and the pair of jeans with a spaghetti stain are not quite what you want to wear while answering three riddles or facing down the Black Knight. Product DetailsGlory and excitement will be your quest's reward when you wear your Leatherlike Bracers! The unisex accessory set includes two authentic-looking bracers made out of brown faux leather. The studs and eyelets are made of silver-tone metal, and each bracer features three straps with decorative silver-tone metal buckles. The outer sides lace up with brown cord. Ye Olde Armor Ready to shine at your next costume party, cosplay event, or Renaissance festival? Don't forget your bracers! They're a much easier way to add authenticity to your outfit than to try to tan some leather all by yourself (no thanks).
Turbo Racer Costume
1265312192$34.99
What could the world be like for you if your child valued speed over…say...just about anything else? Imagine how fast he would put on his shoes for school or finish his one page of homework (ahhh…the good ole’ days)?If one can sleep with a chemistry textbook under the pillow and absorb the information (and we believe one absolutely can), then your little one can absorb super speed just by wearing this Turbo Racer Costume. Dawdling down the aisles of the grocery store is sure to become a thing of the past, as is taking forrr-evvvv-er to wash his hands or eat his dinner. That new pep in his step definitely has its perks; being ten minutes early for his doctor appointment gives you enough time to stop and grab a life-saving coffee en route. And he’ll be so busy zipping through life he’s bound not to even notice that extra helping of green beans on his plate! Now, we know that the simple joy of seeing your kiddo light up at the sight of his new costume is reason enough for you to love it, but…come on…his newfound need for speed is total bonus perk of this look, right?Now, he's even started clocking himself getting into this red top and black pants combo (both with racing checkerboard accents). The sculpted padding slows him down just a bit, but redeems itself by how cool it makes him feel once he’s in it! Given that it used to take him at least 30 minutes to simply find his pajama pants, we bet you’re impressed as he zooms into this look—helmet-shaped mask and all—and heads out the door to trick-or-treat in 30 seconds, flat!