SWAT MissionTime. To. Save the day! We just got the message that there's an important mission for your little one. Luckily, you know a little guy or gal who has the gusto to step up and help make the situation safe. The only thing we need to do is to outfit them for the mission. Luckily, we have just the thing. This Child Junior SWAT Costume!Styled just like the stuff you see in the movies, this realistic costume will have them ready for a mission this Halloween. Fortunately, the mission parameters involve securing a large stash of trick-or-treat candy, and won't involve any bad guys. Now that sounds like a Halloween full of fun!Product DetailsAs one of the most popular themes for kids, we always love it when a new crop of police costumes comes in. And this Kid's Junior SWAT Costume is one that really stands out! It comes with a jumpsuit, kneepad, elbow pad, vest, and hat. All done up in special police unit style!The suit comes in dark navy blue and has a padded foam collar. The plastic vest has plenty of detail, with SWAT printed right on the front, too. Have them wear the kneepad and elbow pad as desired, and then just complete the look with the hat and a pair of boots. The boots and other accessories we have it pictured with are sold separately.All the top stylesFor playtime or for the best Halloween ever, we're your top spot for all things costume. We do, after all, have the world's largest selection! Browse our entire lineup to check out all of our Made by Us, top trending, and best-selling items. One thing's for sure, when you team up with HalloweenCostumes.com, we're going to own Halloween!
That's One Small Step...This is it. This is the moment that human beings step boldly into the unknown territories of outer space. The spacecraft's hatch opens, and a white-suited figure emerges. He's got a flag in his hand. He's about to plant it in the moon's dusty soil, forever claiming bragging rights when... he realizes how much fun it is to jump around in his space boots. Stay tuned, Earth. This might take a while. Product DetailsComplete your amazing astronaut costume with this pair of exclusive Puffy Velcro Moon Walker Boots for Men! The boots' puffy uppers are made of black polyurethane and fasten at the backs of the shafts. The white foam soles have comfortable surfaces and anti-slip treads. Explorer ExtraordinaireIt's kind of incredible to think about, but the type of footwear you have really makes a difference to your day. Wearing snow shoes gets you excited to tramp through Alpine-level drifts, while the right running shoes can have you jogging in place, even if you'd normally prefer only to run if being chased. It stands to reason that these boots will make you feel as though you're bounding lightheartedly through lessened gravity.
Are you known to live life in the fast lane? Oh, be honest, we won't judge you! We'll even let you in on a little secret about our past: we love the fast lane. In our heyday, we were attracted to a lifestyle that can best be described as 'exciting,' doing the absolute most to act as a real life James Bond. We filled our days full of adventure and intrigue, plus we loved taking plenty of risks. If your current lifestyle is similar to our former one, don't hide it. Advertise it! Crank up the Eagles classic song, "Life in the Fast Lane," and go crazy! Don't conceal all your dangerous ambitious by wearing a Halloween costume that can best be described as 'ordinary' or 'safe,' (we're looking at you, bed sheet ghost costume.) Publicize your appetite for hedonism by wearing a costume that represents your pedal-to-the-metal lifestyle!Zoom into the party wearing this racer jumpsuit and make it known that you prefer the flashy style of living. It will be obvious once everyone sees you in this bright red costume! Step into the red jumpsuit with full zipper and you'll be ready for maximum speeds. This plus size women's costume features checkered flag decals and zippered cargo pockets so all your valuables are stored safely while you're zipping through the party, brushing shoulders with your pals. Accelerate the look by adding combat boots and aviator sunglasses. Don't be surprised if you unintentionally leave others in the dust; not everyone can keep up with a girl like you!
MVPPicking up your kids after school is a special experience. You get to see your neighbors in all their wrok gear, giving you a little insight into their lives. From electricians to painters, it is always fun to see what PPE people have.Of course, healthcare professionals take that to the max. They have PPE for everything, but they also have the most opportunity to need it. Those 12-hour shifts are killer, but only one time did you forget to change. The splatters really earned you some looks!Product DetailsYou might not be able to wear this every day, but bringing your signature flair to the way you dress is cooler than ever with this Women's Blood Splatter Nurse Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress, apron, mask, and hat are all you need to bring out the killer nurse inside you. This dress is bloody great, since it is both comfortable and flattering. It may look a little gruesome, but we are sure that everyone will see you as the hero you are when you wear it. If the red cross doesn’t give it away, then they will at least know you by the iconic style and grace inherent to the costume!Splatters of FunIf you are searching for the perfect costume for all your needs, then you are in the right place. You will feel and look awesome in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you work on a few medical terms in case people question your authenticity!
Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit!
A Dissent CostumeDo you want to make sure your costume is more than descent? Pick a legendary character, like Jusice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, that'll stand up for what you hold dear! All it takes is pairing this instantly-recognizable necklace with a robe! When you're rocking this collar, you'll feel the power of the most iconic judge on the supreme court flow through you. People are sure to listen as you decree your opinions on everything from party fouls to the quality of a movie. Yep, go ahead and let people know that they're taking to much candy while trick-or-treating. Let your "just being honest" friend Randy know that his jokes aren't funny or honest for that matter. You have the authority!Product DetailsPair this collar with judge robes, a tight bun, a classic judge gavel, and cat eye glasses and you'll have what it takes to make your debute as one of the most memorable judges on the Supreme Court! The necklace is comfortable and soft. A black ribbon secures it in back and it's decked out in silver sequins. Perfect for school events and quick costume changes after work, this necklace accesory could be a staple in your costume wardrobe or even your everyday wardrobe. You know what, that's your judgement call!
Parents, let’s sit and rap about cruise ships for a minute…they’re great, right? If you think about it, they’re basically the new tropical island: everything you could ever want is on board, and you can let the kids loose without having to worry about them getting lost or stolen or falling into a crew of plucky orphaned street urchins who survive by belting out charming songs and then pickpocketing unsuspecting, admiring tourists (though, we gotta be honest…if our kid did fall into a group like that, we’d be like, “Cool! See ya! Make sure to include us in the credits of your upcoming smash Broadway Musical!).What we’re trying to say is, there isn’t any wonder to the fact that you took your kid on a cruise and now it’s all he talks about. You thought you were doing yourselves a favor by getting few child-free hours in, and meanwhile, the kid got to go to paradise! He got to live his life, unsupervised, while you were living yours! While you were sunning on the upper deck, he was learning the art of the trapeze and why an unlimited seafood buffet is such a big deal and how to really make a living as an aerobics instructor! You gave him a taste of the good life. And he wants more. In fact, he wants it all the time: The requests to turn every meal into a buffet and organize evening entertainment and put a pool in the middle of your living might seem like a bit much, but you did this! You put the thirst for the sea in him, and now he wants to drink!So take responsibly for your choices by giving him this Child Navy Admiral Costume! Sure, he might never take it off again, but it’s the next best thing to putting up a ropes course in your backyard and hiring a full-time kid activities instructor, now, isn’t it?
French maids usually have a lot on their plates. We're honestly surprised they can get anywhere in those heels they wear everywhere. Yet they're service is positively impeccable. They're more than willing to bend over backwards in order to get the job done to more than their master's satisfaction. That is, of course, only when the master is looking. When they're not around, they have total reign of the house. Maybe that's when they kick off those uncomfortable heels, raid the kitchen for a snack and a drink, and find a nice place by the giant swimming pool. Now it's sounding like a little more appealing of a gig, right? All you have to do is look busy when the person in charge is in the house. So if you don't have your duster handy, you're going to be in trouble. And we all know what happens when the naughty maid gets in trouble! This Deluxe Feather duster will be perfect with any sexy maid costume you pick out.
What do an aviator, a steam punk, a metal smith, and a trendsetter have in common? And no, they didn’t all get detention on a Saturday morning… But, if you guessed that they all would wear a pair of these Gold Aviator Goggles, then you were right on the money! These fashionable goggles are sure to complete any outfit of your choice! The frames are a sturdy, molded gold plastic, with matching gold thread surrounding the eye catching green lenses. In addition to their catchy style, these are goggles are fitted with comfortable padding, for the maximum level of comfort. An adjustable elastic strap secures these goggles, so you have an unlimited range of motion! So, grab a pair of these goggles and transform into Charles Lindbergh, Amelia Earhart, or even create your own character, not even the sky is the limit!
Quick, what is the most exciting, dashing, death-defying line of work you can think of? Time's up! If you answered "volcano inspector", you are close, but not quite there. The answer we were looking for is "aviator". Airplanes have only been around for a little over a century, but humans have already done every conceivable risky thing with them. They race them, spin them around, walk between them on a tightrope, and even taught them how to fly themselves. When you see how awesome they look as their iconic scarves flutter in the wind, it's easy to understand why aviators are always going so fast and laughing in Death's big, dumb face. If you want to feel the same rush that you can usually only get from a high-G nose dive, this White Aviator Scarf will get you on the right track. The satin material will make you look like the king of the skies as it blows in the wind while you're striking a heroic pose. It's the perfect accessory for the aspiring air-pioneer with no time for a cold neck!
Stop in the Name of the Paw! Imagine a world in which pets were in charge of upholding justice and stopping crooks. It would be a very different kind of world, to say the least. If a burglar broke into a home to steal jewelry, that would be fine as long as the bad guy gave the police officer bacon treats. But if the burglar broke in to take food - watch out, because this officer won't rest until the thief is brought to justice! Product DetailsHelp your pet achieve his or her whistleblower dreams by giving them this Pet Police Costume! The outfit includes a blue police shirt that slips on over the front paws and fastens under the tummy. It's decorated with an attached black tie, an embroidered gold badge, gold-tone ribbon detail, and the word "Police" written in white letters across the right cuff. An attached black utility belt holds a prop radio and a pair of handcuffs. A matching blue police hat secures under your pet's chin with an adjustable band. Pet on PatrolNow that Officer Fluff is patrolling the streets, he's going to start shaping up the neighborhood! That fat squirrel who steals nuts from the birdfeeder will finally get apprehended (unless he avoids police capture by running up a tree again.) The mailman will NOT be allowed to knock on the door: He'll have to leave all deliveries on the sidewalk out front. And of course, each building resident will have to save a portion of their treats for their neighborhood cop. That's called taxes.
Ever been to the dark side of the moon? If you're an Astronaut, you sure have! Ok, sure, "officially" we haven't been to the moon since Apollo 17. But we hear that there's a big time party on the dark side of the moon that astronauts frequently visit. Where they party hardy with the aliens who live there! So, you might ask, how does one get invited to this epic extraterrestrial shindig? Well, first, you've got to be an Astronaut. We can't help you get enrolled in NASA training but there might be just a little something we can do to get you closer to going to the moon. We can help you look like an astronaut! Costumes are our forte, and we know just a thing or two about creating official looks that can pass for the real thing. And when we heard about the party on the moon? Well, we had to design this Orange Astronaut Costume!Yep, we made and designed this Plus Size Astronaut Costume right here in our own costume studios. And it has the details that matter! It has realistic space patches, including a NASA patch appliqued to the jumpsuit. With zipper details, faux and functional pockets, and rib knit collar and cuffs, it has a functional design that looks like it's really NASA approved! Team up with a friend or date in one of our exclusive men and women's astronaut costumes for a great couples costume or group theme. You might not get to party on the dark side of the moon, but we're sure when you go in one of our costumes, the party is still going to be out of this world!
Fire departments are equipped and trained to handle almost any heated situation. But, some fires are just too hot for the average firefighter. Be prepared for sizzling situations like these by wearing this Plus Size Sexy Firegirl Costume! At first glance, this costume looks like it leaves far too much skin uncovered to protect against fires. But, that's simply because it uses other methods for keeping the flames at bay. When things get really heated, sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, and this costume is definitely on fire! It sounds cliche, and honestly, not very effective, but we’re pretty confident that anyone looking this fierce can take care of a few pesky flames. You also have to take ventilation into account when fighting a fire, and the open design of this costume will keep you nice and cool while you're saving the day! Actually, since we're not sure how this outfit will handle the heat and action of real firefighting, we're gonna recommend you stick to wearing it just to look hot. The short dress features metal clasps and reflective strips across it, for a look inspired by real firefighting gear. It also includes a set of suspenders to help you achieve that trademark firefighter look, so all you need to add is a pair of sturdy, sassy boots and a matching helmet to complete this smoldering hot look. Now you just have to decide if you want to put fires out, or help crank up the heat!
The air force has some of the most highly trained fighter pilots in the whole world. There's no mission too extreme or plane they can't fly, so when good citizens are in trouble, these top gun jet jockeys are ready to swoop in and save the day! But even with all their training and hi-tech equipment, flying can be dangerous business, and the generals don't let even their best pilots get into a multi-million dollar aircraft without the right safety gear.Your little hot shot fighter pilot will be ready to fly when you get them this awesome Armed Forces Helmet to go with their flight suit costume! They'll have just the look they need to zero in on any bogeys through the tinted visor, and the wicked stars and Stealth Squadron decals look like they're breaking the sound barrier! This costume helmet lets all their friends that danger can't keep a good pilot grounded!
Ahoy, Sailor!Have you always dreamed about joining the military? Well, it can be hard to choose which branch is the best fit for you. Can you fly? No? Then you don't want to join the Air Force. Only people who can flap their arms and travel by air are allowed to join that branch.Do you enjoy camping for weeks at a time, but without tents or proper supplies? Do you enjoy carrying 100-plus pounds in your backpack at all times and the delicious taste of mushy MRES (that's meals ready to eat, for civvies)? No? Then we're afraid the Marine Corps isn't your branch.Do you look good in Army green? No? Then, in what is probably self-explanatory, the Army isn't for you either.That leaves the Navy! Great choice! When you join the Navy, you'll get to have the unique experience of living on a tossing ship without land in sight for nine glorious months (twelve if you're lucky). You'll get to see the world, but only at a distance, since you'll never actually leave the ship. You'll get to build friendships with service members across all branches, like when you ferry the Marines wherever they need to go. Yes, indeed, you've picked the best branch of all!Product DetailsShow up at your next costume party in ship shape with this Men's First-Class Sailor Costume. The white polyester costume comes with a top, pants and hat. The sleeveless top features jaunty blue-and-red striped trim, along with a removable neck inset panel. (We admit, that's not regulation!) Meanwhile, the white pants include shiny brass-tone buttons up the front and a blue stripe down each side seam. Finally, there's a white sailor's hat with blue trim.Anchors Away!You'll be ready to sail the seven seas once you suit up in this jaunty sailor's outfit. We're so glad that we could help you find the right branch for you... What's that? You can't swim?Oh, dear...
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To Outer Space!Mission to Mars? How about just a mission to party? We don't think you have to traverse the solar system to find a good time, and if you feel the same way, just go to your big get-together with this exclusive women's Astronaut jumpsuit costume! With out-of-this-world style, you'll be able to feel like a NASA superstar, without even leaving Earth's atmosphere!When you suit up for your mission in this look, you could pretend to be a top scientist or engineer, or a even a pilot extraordinaire. Since this costume makes you look like the real deal, you can create whatever backstory you'd like! Maybe you've already been in orbit and learned a new dance move from the aliens on the dark side of the moon. Or maybe you're preparing to lead the first dance party mission to Mars! Whatever adventure you'd like to imagine, we've got your back with this HalloweenCostumes.com made and designed costume.Design & DetailsThis polyester jumpsuit has a zip up front, and with contrasting orange and white sections, and detailed patches, you're going to feel like you just hopped out of your spacesuit. With the sturdy polyester twill construction and decorative zippers topping false pockets for a realistic touch, you're sure to feel like a NASA astronaut who's chilling on the space station or a cool cadet who's getting ready for training at Cape Canaveral. Do your country a brave service in exploration, or just show everyone at your get-together how to do zero gravity dance moves, and we're sure that you're going to be an instant celebrity this Halloween!
Your kid is on the side of justice. No crime goes unpunished. No baddie gets away. All mysteries are solved. Your kid plays the cop. But, if your kid is the cop, can you really expect their friends who are playing the bandits to take your kid seriously without the proper hat?Just as police officers are known for the badges, bright lights, and batons, a good police hat is identifiable for blocks away. It says "here comes the law!" and "no crimes on my watch!" (insert other cop cliches here). So if your kid wants to be on the good side of the law, they better dress the part, including their headgear. Our Kid's Police Hat ought to do the trick. It's navy blue with a black vinyl rim and a silver police badge. Even the sight of this thing will sent those baddies running for the backyard!
Puppy PatrolHave you ever noticed that some dogs just love to chase cars? Where did that instinct come from!? The thrill of catching prey and joining in with the pack is pretty intense... but you'd think that even a doggo would recognize the difference between a ball and a giant two-ton transport!It makes us think that they're just trying out a brand-new occupation! Perhaps they simply see all those cars zooming by at a ridiculous 20 miles per hour, and they know, deep down, they need to stop those speedsters from their dangerous driving!Design & Details Whether you've got a pooch that needs to go on patrol or just love the look of a dog in uniform, this State Trooper pet costume is sure to be an adorable way to accomplish your goal. This is a Made By Us design that transforms your four-legged friend into a patrol team member! Slip your animal's front legs into the pants and fasten the costume with hook and loops at the back. Fiberfill hands are ready to chase down their quarry and a molded felt hat tops off the look!
So you're into trains, are you?Us too! We love trains. Passenger trains, coal, battery, maglev, monorail, steam, real, model, toy... doesn't matter what the type, we're totally on board (get it? On board?).And since we are fanboys and fangirls of the train variety, we feel the need to inform you of your gross misconduct. We are nearly offended that you, as a train fan, don't own a conductor hat. How can you possibly send new model trains on maiden voyages without a conductor's hat? How can you ask people to board the rail, and demand their tickets without one?! It's practically heresy.But, fear not. We have just the right Conductor Hat for you. It's rigid in blue with a gold trim and patent leather brim. It'll be perfect for all your conducting needs. With this on? Everyone will listen when you scream "All aboard!"
One Giant StepFinally! You've been dreaming of soaring through outer space for ages—ever since you were a little kid—and now you've been assigned your first mission, at last! You've completed your physical examination, you've logged your flight hours, you've passed all the tests, and you're getting fit for your very first space suit! Cool! You've got everything packed and ready for launch......But wait. Hold up! You can't go to space in those sneakers! No, no, high tops simply won't do! You need a boot that's made for space travel (or at least one that looks like it is, to match your costume!). You need these Adult Astronaut Boots, and you need them before the countdown finishes....10...9...8...better hurry!Design & Details...7...do you still need convincing? These boots are Made by Us to accompany your official-looking flight suit...6...They have a blue base and white top, and black straps that hold them in place. We can't guarantee...5...that they will keep your toes intact on, say, Mars...4...but they certainly look fly as you blast into the party in your space suit!...3,2,1...Blast Off!Phew! We're so happy you snagged this pair before it was too late! Enjoy your flight—you've earned it!
A History HeroMost kids start to hear someone telling a story about the past and immediately go into "groan mode." They start complaining that they aren't in school, so why should they have to learn!? Others are cut from a different cloth. Yours finds the events of history to be truly interesting. They want to know all the details about other countries or the events that paved the way to the modern world.Their favorite topic? Well, there's a reason that World War II is still talked about every day. There are a lot of exciting stories, amazing movies, and more! So, if you have a kid in your life that wants to highlight their love for history by combining it with an authentic-looking costume, we have just thing!Design & Details Make the day one to remember when you give your kiddo this Deluxe World War II Soldier costume for kids. This Made By Us ensemble starts with an off-green jacket inspired by the military look. Epaulets, angled pockets, and a button cuff provide realistic accents and the matching pants have a stretch waist for comfort! The belt has functional pouches and suspenders and the construction of the plastic helm tops off the look while staying firmly on your kiddo's head.
A Gastronomical Genius The world is full of groundbreaking chefs, but only a few are truly savvy enough to work with incredibly diverse ingredients and come up with a masterpiece. That's why you'll soon be famous for your top dishes, which includes the "I Only Have One Egg and and Some Leftover Ramen In My Fridge" Omelet and the "I Really Want Brownies but I Don't Want to Wait for Them to Cook" Brownie Batter Surprise. Remember us when you're hosting your own cooking show! Product DetailsCook up a cute look with this exclusive Fresh Chef Costume for Women! The white pullover minidress is made of soft poly-cotton and fastens up the front with plastic buttons. The top is styled to look like a chef's coat and is trimmed with red piping along the collar and down the closure's edge. The word "Chef" is embroidered in red on the left side of the chest. The dress comes with a mini apron decorated with a felt fork and spoon. The apron's gingham ruffles match the ruffles that line the skirt's hem. Tie the jersey knit scarf as desired and top off your look with the matching chef's hat. Now ServingWith a costume this delicious, you might want to consider bringing a batch of your personal specialty to your next party to show off your skills. Even if you're better at ordering takeout than manning the stove yourself, you can be confident that you look even sweeter than a tower of French macarons. This party-ready outfit is adorable when paired with a set of statement shoes and a cooking utensil prop or two!
An Axe-ellent AccessoryAxes should be standard equipment for everyday life. No, really. Imagine your locker door at school or at work is jammed. No more fruitless banging on the latch – grab your trusty axe! Need to split a slice of chocolate cake 50/50? Whip out that axe! Got a loose thread dangling off your jacket? Axe! Ok, maybe that sounds far-fetched, but admit that it would be a lot of fun. And be honest – don't firefighters look SO cool when they crash through a wall? It's the only situation where it’s socially acceptable to smash in a door. Can anyone say "bucket list?"Product Details Be prepared for anything with this exclusive Axe Firefighter Purse! The purse's body is shaped to look just like a firefighter's trusty tool, right down to the blade and handle. We submit that this purse is even better than a normal axe because it fits all your other valuables inside its blade, thanks to the zippered closure at the top. Sharpest Purse Around This exclusive Axe Purse is guaranteed to be a smash hit anywhere you take it! Pair it with a firefighter’s costume or just bring it along as a conversation starter.
The New RookieDoes your little one want to protect and serve? We have just the thing for you. This Child Deluxe Police Officer Costume is guaranteed to make him feel like a part of the force without. You will absolutely make his day with this authentic ensemble and he can go about channeling his energy into other officer-like traits: being a standup brother, an honorable citizen of your household, and a classroom leader. Before you know it, he’ll be patrolling the neighborhood, making sure his little sister stays safe, and he'll be eating his fair share of donuts (well, he already does that one without the suit!) You’ll love his commitment to integrity and honor, and he’ll look adorable as he tries to become a little hero for you and your family!Product DetailsOf course, the right attitude only gets you so far--he’ll need the right uniform, too. Our navy blue outfit has all the patches and badges you’d expect from a real-life officer of the law. If your kiddo loves it, he can tip his police hat to us in thanks!
Born to Be WildIt can be easy to forget that your little schnookums has a wild side. When you wake up every morning to them snuggling in your bed, and they refuse to go potty when it's sprinkling outside. But every pet, no matter how sweet, has a wild heart, deep down inside. Maybe they wouldn't make it long in the jungle, but your dog can be wild in a whole new way. We might even say, a cooler way. They'll be the leader of the pack when you hook them up with this faux leather jacket. Now all you need to do is teach your pooch the command, "Cheese it!".Costume DetailsYour dog will look like a hard-boiled biker when you put them in this hilarious faux leather jacket. Wrapping around the belly and neck, any dog that wears a sweater in winter will feel comfortable in this look. Maybe even more than comfortable... confident! The jacket is decorated in rivets and spikes like you might find on the jacket of a human biker. Perfect for your sidecar companion or for a costume party, this biker jacket is sure to make a "ruff" impression!Rebel with all the PawsIf your pooch is ready for his rebellious phase, this jacket will make any rule-breaking look cooler than ever. Now, your dog isn't just digging in the garbage for fun. Nope, it's a demonstration of teenage rebellion!Complete this look with a classic weathered bandana and your pooch will be revving his engine to show the world this new, cool, wild look!
Fly friendlier skiesSo, we've got an inkling that there's a certain career that'd be just perfectly suited for you. That's right, you! You've always got a smile on, and you're always willing to help out others. When the going gets tough, you rise to the occasion. And you always put the customer first! Plus, a telltale sign that you're well suiting to the position we have in mind is that you love to travel. Well, you're going to need all of those qualities to become a Flight Attendant!We've got another twist, too. You're not just joining any old flight crew. Well, actually it is quite an old crew! And that's because you're going to be joining a flight crew from the 60s! That's right all you've got to do is slip on this Women's Flight Crew Costume, and you'll look just like a flight attendant from the 60s or 70s. It's got the vintage styling that counts, and plenty of HalloweenCostumes exclusive styling that makes it the best one you'll find around.Design & detailsAs a jacket, skirt and hat ensemble, this costume also includes a belt and a flight pin. The set comes in an elegant sky blue with white accents for a lovely effect. The jacket features a tailored fit and faux-pearl buttons at the center front, along with princess cut seams and wide lapels for a signature style. The form-fitting pencil skirt fits with elastic in the back and with as a zipper and button closure. Just slip on the elastic belt and the foam pillbox hat, attach the pin, and you'll be ready to join your flight crew!Don't forget the pilotYou'll look great attending the party in this Flight Crew Costume, but bring a pilot along with you for even more fun. Fortunately, we've got plenty of pilot costumes for men and women so you can team up with anyone you'd like to form your true airline crew. Shop our entire selection to see the top costumes, and get ready for liftoff!
Not Standard IssueYou'll definitely stand out on the force when you wear this Women's Officer Anita Bribe Costume! After all, most of the cops in the crew are wearing the standard-issue duds, so just image the look on their faces when you show everyone up by wearing this upgraded version of the classic uniform.Product DetailsThis sexy costume starts with a dress that stretches for a form fit! The rayon, nylon, and spandex blend material makes sure it hugs your body and it has a back zipper for fitting. It also features faux leather around the collar and the sleeve cuffs. Each sleeve has an embroidered police patches on it to help you feel like a real police officer. The belt is adjustable, and made out of a faux leather material and it even has a silver-tone buckle in the center. The hat has a stiff bill and comes with faux patent leather exterior to give it the look of a real police hat. Finally, the badges and nameplate put the finishing touch on this outfit. The silver, plastic badges can be pinned to the chest or to the hat. When you put it all together, you'll be ready to head out on patrol!
Ladies, let's face it. It's time to take to the skies. The boys have been in charge of the cockpit for far too long, and we think it's about time womankind gets to pilot the coolest jets, bombers, and reconnaissance aircraft to be found. Don't you agree? We figured you'd be on board, and that's why we designed this women's Army Flightsuit costume. Styled just like something the American military would wear, you'd be all set for flying the skies with this sweet style! Grab the suit, head down to the tarmac, and get ready for your mission.100 percent polyester, this gabardine jumpsuit is form-fitting, and a slight style upgrade from your typical standard issue military wear. Accent zippers decorate the chest, and functional zippers secure functional cargo pockets on the thigh. A belt ties around the waist, and accents like an American flag patch and U.S.A. stencil complete the flight style.In plus sizes 1X and 2X all you'll have to do is put on the included hat to complete the style. We're sure, with this pilot costume, you're going to be the top flier to be found. And even if you're not planning on taking flight, you can sure party like you're an ace with this costume!
The Fun Costumes Women's Orange Prisoner CostumeWe're experts in all things costume, which means we make and design our own styles in each and every costume theme. If you've chosen a prisoner theme for this Halloween, we're sure you'll find this Orange Prisoner Costume to be the realistic costume style you're looking for.About Us:Fun Costumes are exclusively Made by Us and begin with passion, teamwork, and industry expertise decades in the making. Our products are proof that with the right people even a simple idea can grow into something incredible. We started in a small garage in Minnesota, providing costumes to our local community, and now we're creating costumes for people all around the world.
Stripes in SeasonEver since you've worked stripes into your wardrobe, you've been getting some strange looks. Last night, you knocked on your friend's back door to see if she wanted to hang out and she refused to let you in. Sure, you were wearing a ski cap over your face to keep yourself warm but that would have never happened before! People don't seem to trust you in this new outfit. It's too bad because you know that you look rather chic in your stripes with numbers on your chest. This issue is getting worse and worse. You couldn't get on a train without providing a few forms of ID. Finally, you were running through the woods for a little exercise when someone called the cops on you. After giving you a ride in the back of their car, they explained that your new ensemble, though it was cute, made you look like an escaped convict. Oh well, you've got to make sacrifices if you want to be fashionable, right?Design & DetailsOkay, okay. It's pretty obvious that this Made By Us look is a prison costume. But we like to think that our in-house designers created a look that's so unique that it would look pretty great in your everyday wardrobe. The striped romper has slightly pleated shorts that smoothly connect to the high-neck top. Zipping up the back, it's easy to slip into this look. The striped hair tie brings the whole look together for a chic, renegade look. Not GuiltyYou might look good in stripes, but that doesn't mean you need to add anything to your rap sheet. Want to head out with a group? Pair with a police officer or a group of other fashionable prisoners and you'll be ready to break out for a stylishly striped Halloween!
Ready to be on Duty?Styled as a dress that's influenced by traditional police officer uniforms, this ensemble also comes with accessories for the full ensemble. There's just no saying what you're going to encounter when you head out on patrol, but we suggest being prepared for fun! You are going to a party, after all, aren't you?We made and designed this unique costume style right here at HalloweenCostumes.com, so you're only going to for sale here. Go on, give it a try, see what's it's like wearing a badge. You never know, you might just find yourself googling police academies come November 1st...Design and DetailsThis plus size costume includes matching hat, belt, and 2 metal Police badges. The polyester dress comes in a deep navy blue, and secures with a full button front. The belt ties around the waist as desired for extra effect. Functional pockets make this a cool costume for the party, and the appliqued patches on the sleeves make add an extra touch of realism. The traditional police-style cap has a faux leather bill, and you can secure one pin-backed badge on the hat and use the other one on the uniform dress!Made by us!We made and designed this costume right here in our HalloweenCostumes.com studios. And we pay attention to the details that matter! We studied cop costumes from across the United States to come up with this unique women's design, and it's been crafted to evoke classic police uniforms. We also paid attention to the price, which means with this costume you're going to be scoring a deal. The quality and craftsmanship will exceed anything a competitor offers at the same price!
Welcome to NASACongratulations! You are the first kid to be hired to work at the United States' elite space exploration facility. Your job is to make sure that everyone has fun missions and projects to work on. Why not start a mission to explore Neptune or create a robot that can communicate with any aliens it finds? This kind of innovative thinking is why you're here! Product DetailsYou'll fit right in at Houston when you wear this officially licensed White Astronaut Cap for Kids! The baseball-style hat has a size-adjustment band at the back to give you a snug fit and a pre-curved visor to keep the sun out of your eyes. An embroidered NASA logo embellishes the front, while the word "NASA" is embroidered on the back. Coming or going, everyone will know what a cool job you have! 3...2...1...Liftoff!Be the person who calls the shots and sends the rockets into space! Complete a costume or just enjoy looking awesome when you wear this hat.
A real animal loverDoes your little girl just love animals? We bet she wants to be a vet when she grows up! She probably imagines all the fun ways that vets get to take care of animals, and we hope you nurture that passion. Be sure to explain to her all the studying she’ll have to do, from her undergraduate schooling to her veterinary schooling. Does she hate homework now? Well, just wait until she gets to final exams week! It will take eight years of intense and stressful study to earn her veterinary license.But all that school will be worth it when she gets to start doing her job! Tell her all about how fun it is to give puppies shots, and spay kittens, and treat Fluffy’s ringworms. Don’t forget to describe what it’s like to deal with problems like Fido’s kidney tumor and Mr. Whiskers’ heart murmur. There are so many fun things she gets to look forward to, like cleaning out kitties’ litterboxes and euthanizing old Shadow when he can’t walk to his food bowl anymore. There’s no wonder she wants to be a vet when she grows up! It’s so heartwarming!Product DetailsEncourage your future little euthanizer to follow her dreams with this Toddler Girl’s Veterinarian Costume. The exclusive costume includes a lab coat and pants. The white coat is 100 percent polyester and features cute pink trim along the front and sleeve cuffs, along with cute graphics like a bone and a caduceus (she’ll totally understand what it is). The pink pants have an all-over paw-print design and an elastic waistband for comfy fit.Helping animals in needWith this costume, all your little animal lover will need to fulfill her veterinary passion is a stethoscope, a syringe, eight years of school and $200,000 in student loans!
It's an ArtA crook? You? Please. It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to do what you're doing. Do you think that disabling home alarm systems and wiggling through crawl spaces is easy? That stuff takes guts AND brains. Ok, maybe no teacher or parent is going to encourage you to reach your potential by becoming a burglar, but they do tell you to think outside the box, and that's just what you're doing. You're thinking that this priceless heirloom necklace would be so much more useful OUTSIDE the box and INSIDE your own knapsack so that you can sell on the black market for millions of dollars and buy a lifetime supply of sour gummy worms. Now that's critical thinking. Product DetailsSometimes the best costumes sneak up on you - like this awesome Burglar Costume for Kids! The classic black-and-white shirt confuses the eye while you make your getaway. The matching pair of black pants are perfect for leaping fences and running along rooftops (not that you would know anything about that...*wink*) Of course you can't let the police see who you are, so a black mask and soft black cap conceal your true identity. There's even a white money bag to stash your loot! Halloween HeistPlan the perfect caper this Halloween by dressing as a classic burglar. Far from being threatened, your neighbors will be so impressed by your costume that they'll probably let you "steal" all their candy. Even for a thief, honesty is usually the best policy!
The Naughty EnforcerOh, so you think you can misbehave and still manage to look good, do you? Well, brace yourself because the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are here to teach you a lesson. This Halloween, transform into a naughty vixen while rocking this tantalizing ensemble. Prepare to push the boundaries and give the term "detention" a whole new meaning.Product DetailsThis Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses embody the perfect blend of innocence and allure, guaranteed to captivate all eyes. The blue plaid shirt with front slits reveals just enough to leave them begging for more, while the matching short tie adds a touch of playfulness to your disobedience. But the mesh shirt with its alluring collar takes this costume to the next level of seduction.The attention to detail in this schoolgirl dress and glasses is enough to make even the strictest of teachers lose their composure. The mesh fabric adds a touch of mystery, allowing glimpses of your alluring figure to shine through. The playful glasses reveal your intellectual side, tempting others to join you in cheeky mischief.A Meticulous DisobedienceSo, if you dare to break the rules and embrace your seductive charms this Halloween, the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are waiting for you. Transform into a rebellious enchantress, ready to defy authority and leave a lasting impression. But be warned, wearing this costume comes with consequences that involve a night of exhilarating fun, undeniable allure, and a reputation as the sexiest rule-breaker in town.
Fancy A Simpler Time?Take a step back this Halloween to the Old West. Back when the Cowboys weren’t a football team but rather the root'nest, toot'nest fellas around. Before automobiles, when horse-drawn wagons were the fastest rides this side of the Mississippi. Before everyone had their celebrity crushes and instead they had their favorite gals at the local saloons. When you toss on this Sultry Saloon Girl Costume, you will, without a doubt, be everyone’s favorite working-class lady in the Wild West. Every cowpoke will want your charisma to liven up their table. Every cowgirl will wish they had the confidence and magnetism it takes to be the number one saloon gal. Every saloon owner will wish they could afford to hire you at their establishment. And with a glamorous outfit like this, it shouldn’t come as any surprise.Details & DesignThe velvet red bodice and matching skirt will make you the embodiment of luxurious elegance. A hint of mischievous fun is also added to the look thanks to the black frill lining as well as the matching black boning design. The included headpiece really brings the whole outfit together. The black rose is a testament to your beauty as well as a thorny reminder that you’re not afraid to draw blood. The matching black feathers on the headpiece add the perfect sprinkle of playfulness to the getup. Personalize this costume when you add a feathery boa as well as some glitzy jewelry. A fancy fan or a black dancer cane would also make wonderful additions to this costume.Put On a ShowGive everyone a blast from the past at any costume party you attend, when you toss on this Sultry Saloon Girl costume. Everyone will wish they were back in the Old West, kicking in the batwing doors at their favorite drinking hole to see you entertain the masses with your lovable, spunky attitude.
The Mission of a LifetimeOk, troops. Here's how this is going to go down. We're going to spread out to cover as much ground as possible. Keep to the shadows if necessary - we've identified plenty of potentially hostile forces in the neighborhood yards, including a huge, animated Grim Reaper, two evil clowns, and countless ghosts and witches. Use cunning and skill to sneak up to each porch and ring the doorbell before your presence is detected. After that, all you have to do is say "Trick or treat!" to successfully finish the mission! Product DetailsYour mission while wearing this exclusive Kid's Pink Camo Trooper Costume is to have as much fun as possible! The stretchy pullover shirt is made of breathable pink fabric. It looks fantastic under the black mesh vest with its front zipper, waist ties, and six pockets for stashing props (or candy). The stretchy pants are made of black and pink camouflage-patterend fabric and feature an elastic waistband. The included black plastic hat secures around your head with an attached elastic band. Armed for ActionUsually camouflage is green and brown to keep you as inconspicuous as possible. But when you're this awesome at what you do, you don't need to be inconspicuous! Your costume is just the uniform you need for either a fantastic Halloween or fun imaginative adventures. Bring your own preferred sidearms or go without to keep your hands free for scaling buildings and walls and other dangerous stuff. (Just kidding. Don't try that at home.)
Sailor SayingsIf you're interested in the life of a sailor than you'd better be ready for adventure. Who knows what you'll see when you're on the seven seas. Well, those amazing sunsets and sunrises are a given since sailors are up at all hours, depending on what watch you're responsible for. If you're headed out to the seas for a couple weeks then you'd better hope you don't see a red sky in the morning. . . cause you know, then you'd better take warning or however that saying goes.It's interesting how many rules to sailing the sea there are. First off, it's a relief that we live in the time that we do until this millennium, women were considered bad luck on board. Lucky for most people these days, a tattoo is seen as good luck but, unfortunately for fruit enthusiasts, bananas are bad luck. Any sailor worth their salt (get it?) would also know to avoid killing that albatross that's been hanging around, no matter how hungry you are or how many times you think that it says, "Aflac!", or you'll never see land again. So, what do you think, got all these myths and tricks down? Just to let you know, there are more. Hey! Hey. Don't get overwhelmed, you don't have to become a sailor to dress in that classic, nautical fashion.Design & DetailsAll your sailing dreams can come true, if all your sailing dreams start with wearing high-waisted pants, a striped crop top, a red ascot, and of course that jaunty little cap. The midriff top and pants with a back zipper will have you looking the part! The triangular scarf and nautical hat will even put the finishing touches on your foray into the seas!
Bakery BlissWelcome to Chez Tot! Please seat yourselves and have fun coloring on all of the placemats provided. To drink, we have chocolate milk or a very nice house apple juice that comes chilled in a sippy cup. Feel free to hide under the table and pretend that it's a secret fort until your meal arrives. Should you wish to compliment the chef on her famous specialty, Rainbow Sprinkle Donuts on a Chocolate Cupcake, our waiter will be happy to take you back to the kitchen. Product DetailsIf your little one is a budding culinary wonder, dress her up in this exclusive Toddler Fresh Chef Costume for Girls! The adorable pullover dress is made of soft white poly-cotton and its short-sleeved top is designed to look like a chef's coat, complete with a double row of decorative buttons, red trim along the collar, and the word "Chef" embroidered on the left side of the chest. The red gingham trim on the sleeves matches the ruffles that trim the included apron and the bottom of the skirt. Add the poly-woven chef's hat and it's time to cook! Bon Appetit! The world has known many chefs, but never one with your little one's genius and skill for thinking outside the box. Who but a true master would have thought to squirt her ketchup into her milk to invent the amazing Pink Power Tomato Drink, or to encourage her diners to smear their meals all over their shirts in order to fully appreciate the experience? Someday she'll be featured on a major food network, but until then, hopefully she will learn that even great chefs need to clean up their own messes.
Short Arm of the LawKids know when something ain't right. They have a solid sense of justice from a young age. Don't let their stature fool you... they'll be onto you when you sneak some of their Halloween candy after they've gone to bed. So, you got to ask yourself, is it worth it to do something wrong if you are going to get in trouble for it? Especially when your daughter is the one that catches you in the act? "I only had one Laffy Taffy!" won't really work with your rule-abiding girl. Stealing is stealing when Laffy Taffy is involved...While you might not get to indulge your sweet tooth this Halloween without permission, her sense of right and wrong is a great thing in the end. She's always there to remind you "click it, or ticket, mom and dad." Maybe she keeps a running tally of every swear word you say. You are just waiting for the day she starts fining you for each transgression. And that's not even to mention the way she knows if you've skimped on getting her the best Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis Girl's Blue Police Officer Costume has all the right details to say Police without sacrificing any of the fun style you expect from a solid costume for girls. It comes with the dress, hat with a realistic silver badge attached. If you talk back to her authority she can just point at that badge. It'll come in handy, for her, anyway.
The orders are inIt's a tough assignment. And he's got a daunting mission ahead. The orders have just come through. He's got to march through the neighborhood while evading enemies to secure a very important strategic asset from down the street. He's got to get the largest cache of Halloween candy your home has ever seen!Do you think he's up for the task? We have a feeling that he is! Especially so, if you outfit him with this Kid's Battle Soldier Costume. This detailed style is going to have him feeling just like an elite forces soldier. But the mission really just is sugary goodness, so no tough stuff here. Let's go get that candy!Design & DetailsWhipped up right here in our own costume studios, this costume is Made by Us, and it really shows. A detailed digi camo jumpsuit looks just like what a real soldier would wear. But this ensemble doesn't stop there! It also comes with a vest, helmet, face mask, belt, and a pair of gloves. (Pictured toy weapons sold separately.) The mesh vest has attached pockets and accessories, and the belt secures with a buckle clasp around the waist. The coolest part of all, the face mask and gloves have a skeleton print, so he can look like a real tough guy. Like we said, no actual rough stuff here, but they'll sure have the look for it when they're in this costume!Assemble your squadThe mission might be a solo adventure, or it might require the help of his friends, siblings, and family. Well, fortunately, we've got you covered with all kinds of costumes for kids of any ages and lots of adult styles, too. Get your squad assembled this Halloween, and let's go get that candy!
Firefighter In TrainingHas your kid been talking about being a firefighter when they grow up since training pants? Chances are you're used to hearing playtimes that involve fake sirens and shouts of let's go, let's go, let's go! or other equally excited calls. You may be used to your little firefighter handling the garden hose like a high-powered firehose. Or maybe you've reached the point where your kid is arguing with their younger siblings saying things like not all heroes wear capes!Whatever the case, it's clear you have an ambitious kid on your hands. Their commitment to their dream career is pretty fierce and you want to foster their go-get-em attitude. So whether it's playtime, a school project, or Halloween this Girl's Fire Captain Costume is an excellent way to get your kid geared up for action.Design & DetailsOut Girl's Fire Captain Costume is a Made by Us exclusive designed to give your kiddo the heroic look of your neighborhood fire crew. No detail was spared starting with a navy-blue T-shirt with a printed firefighter crest on the front and FIRE DEPT on the back. The twill pants have a cargo pocket on both legs and a false front fly to create a crisp, clean look. Reflective tape on the pant cuffs adds a genuine detail that is also a safety feature, helping your kid stay visible while they're out trick-or-treating. Adjustable suspenders are sewn into the back of the pants and attach at the front to keep them in place. The costume is completed with a plastic helmet with comfort foam padding to ensure your kiddo is ready for anything.All Part of the JobWe've had a potentially brilliant idea. Since active firefighters spend lots of time away from home they tend to find themselves cooking and feeding their team quite often. Use this to your advantage and get your kiddo to help with the cooking more. It's all part of preparing to be a firefighter, right?
Jail BreakSpoons and posters are so last century. That's not how you break out of jail these days. At least, that's not how someone as sharp as you breaks out of jail. And let's get this straight, you're certainly not crawling through any type of sewer. Nope, you've got bigger, better plans. Plans more suited to this century. First, you're going to get your friend on the outside to hack into the main frame. That'll unlock the doors. Then, you're going to stage a distraction. Dance mob, anyone? And lastly, you're going to walk out of there and hop into your ride. You ordered your getaway car on an app. That's just how smooth you are!Costume DetailsThis sexy prisoner costume is a sleek take on a Halloween classic. The wet-look orange body suit zips down the front and has just the right amount of stretch. Garter straps with alligator clips are attached to the waist line, pairing it perfectly with patent leather boots (as pictured) or thigh high stockings. Plee BargainIn an outfit this stylish, we'd like to see them try and stop you. And if you find yourself in court again, you're sure to get a good plee bargain. Just be sure and have fun with this costume. Go ahead and check out the rest of our accessories. From the perfect tights to a pair of handcuffs, you'll find everything you need to make this costume your own. Now, the only question is, where are you headed now that you're leaving prison in the dust?
Fantastical bakingDo you think baking is boring? Well, maybe you're using the wrong recipes! Sure, there's only so much excitement to be found in your basic brownie recipe. There isn't anything too fantastic about flour, or sugar, or butter. But what if you swapped regular butter out for dragon butter? Or if you switched the sugar with shrinking sugar? Or added something totally different in, like giant's earwax or fairy dust? Now, that would be a fun recipe, wouldn't it?You see, your problem is that you were just thinking about regular baking. But fairytale baking is totally different! Fairytale bakers get to travel across the realm, gathering magical ingredients like witch's brew and mermaid scales. They're constantly in danger. And their concoctions can be dangerous, too! Sure, some recipes, like "Grow-your-hair-out-blue" brownies, are pretty harmless. But some recipes, like "Supersize-surprise" sandwiches, can be harmful if you eat them and you're someplace like inside a house. There's definitely nothing boring about a fairytale baker's job, we assure you! That's why the best fairytale bakers have safety protocols in place, like never mixing ghost liver with jelly (it explodes) or substituting fairy dust with pixie dust (pixie dust is actually quite poisonous when not boiled first).Product DetailsGet ready to run your enchanted kitchen properly with this Kid's Fairytale Baker Costume. The costume includes a shirt/vest combo, apron and hat. The shirt/vest combo is 100 percent polyester and includes both brown plaid and black-and-white striped sleeves because, why not? The apron comes pre-smudged with flour stains so you don't have to waste time doing it yourself. And the chef's hat is properly fluffy, because what true chef would get caught dead in a hat that isn't truly, impressively fluffy?Whip up something delicious!With this fairytale baker costume, you'll be ready to create some truly magical dishes!
The invention of the crowbar was both a blessing and a curse. It's fantastic versatility in working on everything from providing a lever to hooking and pulling out nails has made this useful tool an indispensable accessory to toolboxes in auto shops, construction sites, and homes everywhere. On the other hand, this diversity and adaptability also makes it much easier for criminals to break into homes with as well as use as a weapon. It's like a metal baseball bat that can also break safe doors and pry windows open. We try to turn all curses into some form of blessing though so if you're looking for a sweet safe accessory for your bad guy costume, why don't you try this plastic crowbar replica on for size. It's looks just like the real deal except you can actually bring it in to your next big costume party or comic convention without scaring everybody away or being kicked out. Look at all those wins in one place and not a single home had to be broken into.
Simply Genius, Houston Have you heard the news? NASA has just thought of a brilliant plan to eliminate unnecessary weight in their rockets! You see, protective gear is a must if they want the astronauts to be able to withstand space's atmosphere but spacesuits are big and bulky. The answer is simple: Inflatable spacesuits! The only thing that the astronauts will have to worry about is sharp corners, and there are very few of those in space. Unless they get hit by a comet, in which case they'll probably have more to worry about than whether the comet's surface is a little jagged. Product DetailsExplore the marvels of space when you wear this exclusive Inflatable Astronaut Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white polyester windbreaker fabric. A small, battery-operated fan is installed near the right hip and will inflate the suit when activated. Elastic at the sleeve and ankle cuffs help to keep the circulating air inside. Red, blue and black graphics add fun touches of realism. The fully-enclosed head features a clear plastic face plate. Ready for Spacewalks Releasing the hatch in three...two...one... Get ready to wow your friends by floating around in your official-looking suit! The completely enclosed outfit will both protect you from uncomfortable atmospheres and potentially shield you from small talk, since you can yell, "WHAT? SORRY! CAN'T HEAR THROUGH THIS SUIT!" (You totally can hear through it, but your secret is safe with us.)