Plus Size Authentic Cop Costume for Men

Plus Size Authentic Cop Costume for Men

1267062159

$79.99

The Cool Cop OutfitLet’s face it: You already know you're going to look good as a cop. There's just something about wearing a uniform that helps you feel confidence that just can't be matched! And if you ever dreamed of being a police officer as a kid, then maybe you've always wondered what you'd look like in full uniform. Well, now's your chance with this Plus Size Authentic Cop Costume, which is designed to make you look official.Design & DetailsThis men's costume is a plus size version of our Authentic Cop Costume. It's one of our many Made by Us designs, which means it was created by our expert costume designs. From the navy blue color and to look and feel of the faux badges, you'll look the part. The costume starts with a button-up shirt with a pair of matching pants. The pants even have a zipper in the front and it also features belt loops, so you can wear your favorite belt with the pants. The pants have 6 pockets, so they're as functional as they are stylish. The tie is a standard neck tie is a self-tie style, so make sure you learn how to tie that Windsor knot. The hat has a black faux leather brim and it brings the look together. Finally, it comes with 2 badges, which you can pin to the hat and onto the shirt. It all comes together for an official look that's perfect for any costume party.


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Ride in a Tractor Costume for Toddlers

Ride in a Tractor Costume for Toddlers

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$34.99

Fun on the FarmSo, your vehicle-obsessed kiddos are ready to buy their very own tractor, huh? They have decided with absolute certainty that life on a farm — with its talking animals and idyllic barns — is for them. Of course, they have no idea what it's like to work hard (you can barely get them to pick up their toys, let alone bale hay) and the skill it takes to drive a real tractor will take years to develop (not to mention several inches in height to reach the pedals).But have no fear! You can still bring your child's tractor-driving dreams to life with this Toddler Ride in a Tractor Costume. And hey, if while wearing this costume your kiddo learns the value of a hard day's work, then all the better, right?Design & Details This costume is pretty much any toddler's dream, and that's just what our in-house design team was aiming to make when they crafted this exclusive kid's look. The sculpted tunic looks just like a little green tractor, with yellow details, headlights, wheels, and a grille! It fits over your kid's clothes via adjustable straps. For added appeal, deck your child out in farm-ready attire — a flannel shirt, cowboy hat, and cowboy boots create a too-cute visual!Halloween Thrill Well, would you look at that! Your little farmers didn't even have to spend their hard-earned savings (all $9.06) on a real tractor to get the thrill of riding in one. What a clever costume, indeed!


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Kids Orange Astronaut Costume

Kids Orange Astronaut Costume

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$54.99

We all had loads of ideas of what we wanted to be when we grew up. Frankly, most of us still have a pretty big ‘when we grow up’ list and Fred is a couple years from retirement. They say that it takes ten thousand hours of work and you can call yourself an expert in something. So, the math geeks in the office rushed to figure out how many careers we can fit into our lives. We all agreed that we definitely should have started earlier!Especially with some of the most favorite of occupations, we could have all used a few extra hours in before half our days were scheduled for us. And, we’re sure that you are thinking the exact same thing for your kiddo. That’s why we put ourselves to the drawing board to come up with all the special training that we could muster for your tots’ prestigious steps into their future careers.With the Child Orange Astronaut Costume, your kid is ready to initiate the advanced training that only NASA kids normally are exposed to. Numerous patches and pockets provide crucial storage for candy—we mean specialized space cuisine—and plenty of buckles to keep them secure (and occupied) while they are exploring where no child has gone before. With the speed at which our technology is growing each day, we all agree that we are only a few years from finding out whether Star Wars or Star Trek is right; make sure that your child is fully prepared to make one small step for a kiddo and one massive moon leap for kiddo kind!


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Women's Magician Costume

Women's Magician Costume

1304083637

$59.99

Presto, Change-OA great Halloween costume is a lot like a great magic trick. It has the power to seemingly transform someone into something else, and do it in a memorable, dazzling way. We think of "real" magic as being able to literally change a thing into another thing with just some eye of newt or a few mysterious-sounding words, but if you ask us, it's pretty magical to be able to put on an outfit and instantly inhabit a new persona! Product DetailsPerform mind-boggling feats when you wear this exclusive Magician Costume for Women! The stylish top is designed to look like a long-tailed jacket worn over a white blouse with French cuffs. It's sewn with shiny black sequins, red "lapels," decorative buttons, and a sassy bowtie. The slim-fit pants are decorated with dark red stripes that are sewn into the outsides of each leg. The molded felt top hat features two decorative playing cards that are tucked into its red satin ribbon band. Rabbits and HatsYour biggest and best trick is turning a regular gathering into a party thanks to your sparkling personality and cool costume, but feel free to embellish by learning a few extra tricks! You don't have to bring along a live rabbit to reveal, but having flowers up your sleeve is always an easy way to wow. And if someone is getting on your nerves a little bit, you could always suggest that they be your volunteer for your trick where you saw someone in half. Kidding! But we bet it would be effective. 


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Safari Hunter Men's Costume

Safari Hunter Men's Costume

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$49.99

Have you ever sat at your desk and wondered what you're missing out in the world? There are some nutty things out there in the world. There's the pyramids, the great wall of China, and that taco stand in Minneapolis (Yes, they're open through the frigid winter and yes, eating a carne asada taco with mittens on is a unique challenge). Thinking about all that exploring to do can be overwhelming, we've covered all these man-made wonders and we haven't even mentioned any of those natural marvels out there! It's a blessing and a curse that we just don't travel like we used to. People used to wander around for a year or two before settling down to a career, that is, well-moneyed people used to wander for years. In the early 1900's people from Europe started heading to the plains of Africa to see the natural wonders, stalk the natural wonders, and eventually have the natural wonders stuffed and mounted on the wall of their study. That rare white rhino Sir Walter took out of the fragile gene pool would be the ultimate symbol of wealth in his cheetah skin upholstered cigar room! Men wandered the Serengeti in cars piled to the brim with canvas tents, full-sized rugs, lanterns, silverware and china, and of course all the fixing for a gin and tonic. Who ever said glamping was a new fad? If you have a hankering for a combination of old-school luxury and wild sightseeing then this safari Hunter costume might put you in touch with your inner high-class explorer. This khaki ensemble with its comical yet historically accurate pants will put fear into the heart of anyone dressed as the cowardly lion at your next costumed event. With the gloves, helmet, and goggles you'll be ready not only to see the world but to stalk it, bag it, and mount it in your study as well! 


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Women's Seven Seas Sailor Costume

Women's Seven Seas Sailor Costume

1213238996

$34.99

Always AboardWhen was the last time you went on a cruise? It's a pretty great sensation, watching the endless horizon as you're relaxing on the deck with a drink on crushed ice with a fancy slice of fruit on the rim. We like to take a cruise twice a year, one at the beginning of winter one in early spring. Oh wait, you don't do that? Ok, we get it, other people aren't willing to live on ramen all year to afford those yearly trips. It's a hard sacrifice to make, yes. But what can we say, we love those towel animals! Lucky for you, you don't have to take a cruise to get a seafaring look! You'll look like you've spent a lifetime at sea once you slip into this costume. Details & DesignOkay, okay. Maybe #cruiselife isn't your thing. We get it! Some people just want to wear a cute sailor costume, we guess that's cool too. In that case, this Seven Seas ensemble will give you that salty charm. In the high waisted double buttoned shorts, the cropped wide-collared top and the super sweet jaunty sailor cap you'll feel ready for anything be it a three-hour tour or corner bar fish fry, whatever floats your boat!Seaside ViewsWant a seaside look? Try placing anchors throughout your apartment. Nothing says sailor like anchor décor. If you can, you should invest in one of those posts wrapped in rope with a seagull on top. Make people pause and exclaim, "Woah, bet this girl loves the salty sea!". One last thing, you should never pass up a fish fry! Or you could simply throw on this classic bright white and striped ensemble, instead. This gorgeous ensemble make it easy to imagine the sounds of the sea around you. 


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Infant Super Troopers Costume

Infant Super Troopers Costume

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$29.99

Justice Is Swift What would the good citizens of Spurbury, Vermont, do without your vigilant protection of their roadways? Okay, most of the time, "protection" isn't exactly what you're doing. You prefer to goof around with your fellow troopers, play practical jokes on passing motorists, and try to one-up the local police (there's something fishy about them, you just know it!) Sometimes, you may even take a nap in your car. It's all in a day's work! Product DetailsYour little one is ready to patrol the highways and expose corruption when he wears this exclusive, officially licensed Super Trooper Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit fastens at the back and can be opened at the inseams to allow for easy diaper access. It's designed to look like a complete trooper uniform: The top is made of beige velour and decorated with false pocket flaps, an attached brown velour tie, an embroidered name plate, and an appliqued police badge. The bottom of the jumpsuit is made of brown velour with beige stripes. The foam-backed brown hat features an embroidered police badge and a metallic gold hat band. Do You Know Why I Stopped You Today? Let's face it: Most of us don't enjoy being part of a traffic stop, but if you saw a trooper this sweet and adorable toddle up to your passenger window, it would probably make your entire day! What makes it even better is that this trooper doesn't know how to write up a ticket. He'd just deliver a stern warning (entirely in babble, of course) and let you go on your merry way. But don't let him catch you speeding again! 


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Infant Astronaut Costume

Infant Astronaut Costume

1265318073

$39.99

Humans have sent alot of weird stuff into space. First, they sent a dog, and then they sent monkeys. There's a countless amount of space junk floating around up there. But what we want to know is when is NASA gonna send some babies into space? Obviously we'd send their mom, too, we're not monsters! We just think that there's a ton of interesting stuff to learn about babies living in space, like can they sleep through the night in zero gravity? Spittle will conveniently just float away! Freeze dried ice-cream flavored formula? Yes! Come to think of it, this sounds like an amazing reality show. If a TV producer is reading this, please get right on that! Shoot a pilot using this adorable Infant Astronaut Costume to get an idea of the visuals. "Space Babies" will totally be a number one show. You heard it hear first.


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Womens Sexy Retro Stewardess Costume

Womens Sexy Retro Stewardess Costume

1265311953

$49.99

Do you remember the days when flying was a glamorous endeavor? Flight attendants were treated like movie stars and pilots were the rockstars of their day. Even though those days are long gone, flying can still be fun and enjoyable - even for the stewardess!Look like you just got off a plane in the early 1960s with this retro stewardess costume. You've been all over the world and now it's time to have some fun! The first stop is drinks with the girls, and then it's over to Pilot John's party. After all, you deserve some fun when you fly the world the way the world wants to fly!This retro stewardess dress will transport you back to the time of great service, when flying was still a novelty and everyone wanted to be in on the action! The form-fitting turquoise pullover dress has wide, white lapels and is styled to look like a pencil skirt with a jacket. The classic pillbox hat has loops for bobby pins so you can securely fasten it to your hair for all night wear. The costume also includes a necktie that’s sewn to an elastic band so you don’t have to worry about tying a tie this Halloween! Top it all off with some added and essential details. Start with the plastic pilot’s wings flight pins that have an antique brass tone. Then add the mini satchel purse to store all of your necessities. The purse measures 9x7x2 - just big enough to fit everything you need for your next layover!


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Kids Deluxe Button Down Jailbird Costume

Kids Deluxe Button Down Jailbird Costume

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$24.99

SENTENCED FOR LIFE!For the crimes of not cleaning their room, stealing all the extra lives instead of sharing with their younger siblings, snatching three cookies before dinner, and teaching the family dog to actually eat their homework, your kiddo has been found guilty!  But, because your kiddo is exceptionally cute and may yet be a model citizen in the future, despite their vicious crimes, the court feels that the normal sentence of permanent grounding and revocation of all future cookies might be overly punishing.Still, an example must be made!  So, from this day forward, we recommend a lifetime status as Player Two to ensure the siblings get plenty opportunities for their turn at the video game controllers and at least one night of wearing their crimes openly on their sleeves.  You might naturally assume we mean that metaphorically, but... no!  In this case, we have the perfect way to make that a literal option! DESIGN & DETAILSShow off that you're a parent with iron resilience when you give your kiddo the grounding of a lifetime... or at least let them look like they feel that way!  Our own designers are kept chained to the wall all season, so they know just how to make the look convincing with this exclusive Jailbird Costume.  This is a jersey fabric shirt and pant combo, guaranteed to be comfortable despite the old-timey black and white striped prisoner look.  Prison numbers are patched on the chest and back and a pillbox hat completes this iconic look.  Accent it further with some toy handcuffs or, even better, a ball and chain!  A FUN WAY TO GET CHORES DONEYour kiddo already feels like they've been sentenced to hard labor when it is time to do the dishes or tidy up the living area, so why not let them look the part, too!?  The only remaining question is what kind of work song they'll come up with! 


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Infant Nine Months Prisoner Costume

Infant Nine Months Prisoner Costume

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$29.99

I'm Free! The last joint you were in wasn't the worst in the world. After all, you were warm and safe and had three square meals a day, plus a few snacks here and there. But after a while, it got a little cramped and uncomfortable. The only thing to do was to organize a solo prison break, and here you are in the world! Why is it so bright out here? Product DetailsThe cutest crook ever is on the loose! Dress your infant in this exclusive Baby Nine Months Prisoner Costume if you want to hear plenty of laughs this Halloween. The orange velour jumpsuit zips up the back and its inseam is lined with snaps for easy diaper access (always a plus). Embroidered buttons are sewn below the straight point collar and a printed black patch reading "0009" is printed on the left side of the chest. The black sign  drapes over the front and reads "Escaped After Nine Months." A black rib knit skullcap is included. A Hardened Criminal You've served your time, and now you get to enjoy being at large. That mostly involves sleeping and eating, which are the same two things that you did in confinement, but whatever! Being more active will come later. For now, you can enjoy having everyone fuss over you and snuggle you while you nap. You could probably commit any crime and everyone would just coo about how adorable you are. It's the perk of having such an innocent face.  


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WW2 Army Costume Adult

WW2 Army Costume Adult

1266904593

$39.99

Hear it For the HeroesWorld War Two was a hard one. No one can dispute that fact. The war lasted longer than anyone thought it would and caused the whole world to tremble. So you can imagine what it was like when the soldiers who fought so bravely, came back home from foreign shores! In New York, the streets were full of music and dancing and the air was colorful with scraps of fabric from the garment district, used for impromptu confetti. And while we can picture the joy that filled the streets, our hearts really climb into our throats when we think about the soldiers returning to their home towns and families. These hardworking heroes didn't know if they'd ever see home again. They had been gone a long time, with only letters to keep in contact with the people they loved. And while we're all for dancing in the street and confetti, we're sure it was the embrace of their nearest and dearest that soldiers were most looking forward to!Design & DetailsThis khaki uniform will bring you back to the World War 2 era. Made by Us, this historic costume is made with quality in mind so that you can wear it again and again. You'll look just right standing at attention in the khaki colored shirt, necktietie, and slacks. The look is topped with the instantly recognizable hat, so you'll be ready for inspection as soon as this costume arrives at your door!Celebrations in Sepia ToneMaybe it's just us but there's nothing like an old-fashioned ticker tape parade. The ladies have their hair in victory rolls, strangers are piled in together on top of monuments, trucks, and on balconies. Everyone is celebrating the same thing! And when you get hold of this World War Two costume, you'll be ready to recreate some of that feeling!


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Women's White Nurse Costume Cap

Women's White Nurse Costume Cap

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$6.99

Every year you scour the earth looking for the perfect costume, and every year you find it. This journey is not always easy, or quick. And then you get the costume, and realize that you need some extra things to complete our outfit. This year you have found the cutest, evil nurse costume ever. You made sure it fit, then bought it from the store, then realized there was no cap.Well, fear not. We have just the thing to make your costume experience a little more complete. This Nurse Cap will add the finishing touch to that perfect evil nurse costume. Because everyone knows a nurse wearing a cap can't be anything but evil. Don't ask us why, they just always turn out less than sane, and willing to stab their patients with hypodermic needles.


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Silver Mirror Police Sunglasses

Silver Mirror Police Sunglasses

1265312515

$6.99

Work Handsomer, Not Harder  Even though they're friendly public servants, sometimes people get nervous seeing a police officer out and about. You can't help checking your spedometer when you pass one on the road, just in case you were accidentally speeding. However, when people spot you dressed up as a cop in sexy sunglasses, they won't be nervous. They might actually speed up to have you pull them over! Product DetailsComplete your cop costume with this cool pair of Police Silver Mirror Sunglasses! The aviator-style shades have a silver-toned metal frame that is fitted with comfortable plastic nose pieces. The smoky-tinted lenses have mirrored exteriors: Criminals will be able to see their guilty faces in your eyegear! Officer Awesome on Duty! The most important piece of equipment that you carry isn't your handgun, your Taser, or even your handcuffs. It's whatever makes you look amazing in your uniform. Why enforce the law the hard way when you can impress people into complying? If a little flirting happens along the way, that's fine too. 


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Prisoner Toddler Costume

Prisoner Toddler Costume

1265317256

$19.99

It is a hard knock life for you parents. Those kids run amok and make it nearly impossible to keep track of what the heck they are up to. And, whenever something goes missing from the kitchen’s supposedly secret candy jar or something is mysteriously broken in the living room or that terrible smell is finally discovered to be a long hidden bowl of snuck away ice cream, you know the answer to the question of who performed the act or why it was done! “I don’t know!” We know that the 5th amendment is there for a reason, but how did those kids learn all about it so fast!?And what is a parent to do? We can hardly send the kiddos off for rehabilitation. It isn’t like they make facilities for toddlers for that explicit purpose, do they? Do they!?Well… in fact, we do! And perhaps it is time for your little criminal to make amends to society and serve time for all the antics that the tyke has pulled in these short years. Start that sentence today with this Toddler Prison costume. This polyester interlock knit shirt and pant combo are white and black striped just like the old timey prison inmate uniform. The shirt has an inmate number printed on the front and the pants fit comfortably thanks to prison-tech elastic. The matching round cap reminds that little criminal why he or she was put there in the first place. And, just in case you have a whole mob that has time to serve, you can get the uniform in child and adult sizes, too!


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Men's Sheriff Costume

Men's Sheriff Costume

1235914770

$39.99

From the endless deserts of the south west to the high peaks of the Rocky Mountains every town needs a trusty sheriff. Maybe things have changed a little bit from the days of the old Western films. Sheriffs no longer swagger like they've been riding on a horse for three days. You won't often see them chomping on a cigar when they're hashing things out with would-be outlaws. And if a Sherriff called you Pilgrim you'd just be confused. Wait, why can't law enforcement call us Pilgrim these days? We think that's a pretty charming nickname!If you're the new Sheriff in town then you can make the rules. Use the old-school nicknames from the Westerns on new school punks that are spray painting back alleyways? Cool, that'll get those kids to listen! You can start enforcing laws that have been on the back burner for years. That edict forbidding citizens from crossing the county bridge with a duck on their head has been ignored for too long! Whether you're in charge of that mountain village that just had their first crime spree in years or you're keeping the peace after a zombie apocalypse, the way you take the reins of power is up to you! The most important way to keep that power? Your uniform.  This ensemble inspires instant respect featuring a tan shirt with brown epaulets & pocket flaps. You'll look official in the brown tie, shield patch, and gold badge. You'll be ready to roll in the brown pants and black belt. Comb through our police accessories to top off the ensemble with sunglasses, handcuffs, and hats to complete your look. In this uniform, you're sure to have Halloween under control!


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Women's Deluxe Amelia Earhart Costume

Women's Deluxe Amelia Earhart Costume

1213240875

$49.99

Frequent FlyerAre you always dreaming of far-flung locations? When you're at work on a slow Monday do you find yourself browsing cheap airfare to places you've never even heard of? Traveling around the world is more accessible than it's ever been. We can jump on the internet, Google a small town in Bosnia, and drop that little yellow guy on the streets to get a glimpse of what that town might be like. But when Amelia Earhart was flying her little Lockheed Vega 5B Wheel Fairing, the world was a much more mysterious place. A girl born in a small town in Kansas, she traveled farther than her friends and family could have dreamt. Design & DetailsTake off with confidence when you're rocking this exclusive Amelia Earhart costume. Created by our in-house designers with style and high-quality in mind, you're sure to want to explore your social calendar for reasons to wear this look. The faux leather jacket zips up the front. It's belted in the middle to keep it flattering and has a fleece collar as well as an aviation badge. The look is topped with a goggled faux leather hat and a lightweight scarf. The perfect balance of modern fashion and historical nostalgia, this look is sure to make for some timeless photos!High Flying HeroineWhile Amelia is sometimes well remembered for the mystery that surrounded her disappearance, we think this costume celebrates her bravery. Let this costume inspire your next adventure! Pair this with comfortable tall boots and feel your imagination take off. Sure, Amelia didn't return from her last journey but at least she found out what beyond the horizon! Are you ready to take wing in the image of this historical heroine? Channel her adventurous right in a costume that can be worn again and again!


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Women's Plus Size Incarcerated Cutie Costume

Women's Plus Size Incarcerated Cutie Costume

1213241384

$24.99

WHAT DID WE TELL YOU!?Look, we love you.  You're great.  Nothing has changed about that.  But, we tried to warn you!  You can't just decide to become an evil archvillain and expect that everything is going to go hunky-dory.  As soon as you add descriptors like "evil" and "arch" and "villain" to what might otherwise be ordinary tasks, you're bound to draw attention to yourself.  That's true even if your method of taking down the government is by paying off people's expired parking meters!So, you've been caught by the latest in a long line of superheroes who overheard of your notorious villainy.  Now, you're being sent off to the slammer.  We'd love to think that you're going to wait calmly until your sentence is completed so you can rejoin the world as a redeemed and productive member of society.  Or you can break out get ready to take everything down with your own brand of revenge.  Perhaps go the way of the outlaw:  vigilante justice style! DESIGN & DETAILSWhether you plan on serving your sentence or serving up some cool vengeance, you have to do it in style.  Many of our team are sympathetic to your cause and have hand-crafted this amazing Incarcerated Cutie Costume to reveal that you're just misunderstood!  Stay comfortable in your jersey-fabric shirt and pant combo with the old-timey black and white striped pattern, complete with the prisoner's number on the chest, back, and the matching hat to finish the look!THE BEST KIND OF LIFE SENTENCESure, your peculiar brand of crime might not go well with the rest of society, but we know that you mean well.  So, whether you're going to stay in lockup or break out for some real fun, this classic look is going to be perfect for your life of crime! 


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Prop Metal Detector

Prop Metal Detector

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$34.99

Still a Kind of Treasure There are two fun ways to use a metal detector. One is to scan the ground for hidden treasure: old coins, gold bars, maybe a pop top or two. The other is to use it to find bullet casings, uncover dark crimes, and become an expert cracker of cold cases. Both fun for everyone! Product DetailsLook ultra cool by carrying around a Metal Detector Prop Accessory! The set includes a plastic wand labeled "Super Scanner" in yellow font, as well as a holster to carry it in. When a 9 volt battery is inserted, the wand makes realistic light and sound effects. The wrist strap will hopefully ensure that you don't lose it while searching for hidden finds. Beep...Beep...Beep...Your costume will look incredibly cool when you add this toy metal detector! Athough it may not actually uncover metal, it can help you to sniff out a really fun time. 


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Orange Inmate Women's Prisoner Costume

Orange Inmate Women's Prisoner Costume

1230106837

$39.99

ORANGE IS THE NEW INMATEPrison uniforms have a pretty curious history. At first, they just didn't exist. (Obviously, since everything needs to start somewhere.) They only started up in the 1700s when folks started thinking that the prison atmosphere was just a little too chaotic. Inmates had no schedules at all and rich 'prisoners' could actually just hang at home under a sort of house arrest. Things have definitely changed a lot over the years, though! Whether for punitive or organizational reasons, inmates usually have some kind of uniform, now. You've probably seen several of them if you've watched any films or TV about a prison. From black and white stripes to pink underwear, sheriffs and wardens try just about everything, it seems! But, the "iconic" orange jumpsuit is actually pretty new. In fact, it's usually just for new inmates until they get their regular attire later on. So, an orange jumpsuit escapee would be quite a unique tale! Since it is pretty unlikely that a brand new inmate would already have a plan for escape, who would be expecting someone in an orange jumpsuit to have one!?DESIGN & DETAILSThe movie pretty much writes itself, but we still will need a lead for this clever escape. Take the lead when you slip into this exclusive Orange Inmate costume. This is a two-piece costume including an orange top with a natural waist tie and black print for the Department of Corrections and your rather tongue-in-cheek prison number. The pants have elastic and drawstring waist, and elastic cuffs.A PERFECT ESCAPEWho would have ever thought that the new inmate would figure out how to break out of prison before she even got her actual uniform!? Well, that's about to be the plot of an astounding action scene with this Orange Inmate look!


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British Bobby Men's Costume

British Bobby Men's Costume

1310104203

$79.99

The Whole Nine YardsLaw enforcement in the Scotland Yard has a whole unique level of worries. There's something about the parliament building that's so climbable! They've caught three people carrying climbing gear onto the property. Why haven't we found pics of folks halfway up the building? Cause the bobbies are so on top of their job of course! They've got to keep an eye on the alleys of Covet Garden Market. Tulip thieves can still be quite a problem in the city. Who knew there was a black market for flowers? But if you want to be a good bobby, you can't just control crime. You've got to be on top of the dry British humor as well. Folks call 999 for all sorts of weird reasons. They call for help about bad haircuts, inflatable sharks in public fountains, and a dangerous case of boredom. And bobbies take in good humor. Who knows what makes the position of bobby so charming but we're thinking it has something to with their hats. Product Details & DesignThis Made-By-Us costume isn't just a police outfit, it's got the unique features of a British bobby uniform! The long coat goes past the waist, keeping officers and Halloween revelers dry in the damp London weather. The top is lined with silver along the front pockets and down the front framing the silver buttons. The tunic's waist is cinched in with a faux leather belt. You'll also get the straight cut pants, the evidence sleuthing monocle. And of course, it's topped off with the tall bobby hat with the Metropolitan Police symbol. On the CaseAre you ready to head out on the Scotland Yard? You'll look like a charming official in this ensemble? Want to polish off your costume? Top it off with a pair of white glove, a nightstick, and you might as well grow or invest in a mighty fine mustache as well. No one's gonna get past a brilliant bobby like you!


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Junior Fire Chief Toddler Costume

Junior Fire Chief Toddler Costume

1265311891

$24.99

Perks of Being ChiefEvery toddler dreams of being the firefighter chief! And why wouldn't they? It looks totally awesome! They're the heroes of the community who promote safety, help rescue those in need, and they got to drive a really cool truck! We also hear that a lot of them get to hang out at the fire station with a dalmatian. Actually... that kind of makes us want to become a firefighter ourselves!Well, your little one is probably just a bit too young to join the force, but that doesn't mean they have to give up the idea just yet. You can still indulge a little bit in their lofty dreams of becoming a firefighter! You can begin their training now. Just suit them up this Toddler Jr Fire Chief Costume and equip them with the garden hose and they'll be ready to practice.Product DetailsThe Toddler Jr. Fire Chief Costume is an adorable outfit for any child who wants to play firefighter! The outfit comes with a black pullover jacket that has bright yellow stripes and printed clasps on the front. It even has a firefighter patch on the chest. The matching pants also have yellow stripes around the legs and fit with an elastic band around the waist, giving them a snug fit. Finally, your child can look ready for the next emergency with the molded plastic helmet, which is designed to look just like the ones the real firefighters wear.Time to JoinWhile your little one may have to wait a few years to join the actual fire department, but with this adorable firefighter costume, your young one can start training to become the next fire chief. You could even grab one of our adult firefighter costumes to help your child learn how to join the team!


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Authentic Men's Astronaut Costume

Authentic Men's Astronaut Costume

1282876586

$129.99

Space CadetYou don't want to go to outer space...you NEED to go. Like now. Ever since you were a wee lad, you've been working your way up to joining the space program. You received a dual degree in engineering and computer science, you finally logged your thousandth flight hour, and you're fairly confident in your ability to ace the infamously grueling physical. You've worked hard, trained hard, and now that your application's been sent, there's nothing to do but wait and see......or is there? A lot of success is confidence, so perhaps suiting up in this Authentic Astronaut Costume for Men would put a pep in your step and give you a jolt of good luck! Once you get into the program, there will still be a good, long while before you finally get to hear those beloved words, "3...2...1...Lift Off!" This costume can take the edge off until your regulation suit becomes available, and can help you show your passion for space travel this Halloween!Design & DetailsCheck it out, this costume is the real deal! We've taken every detail into consideration to make this outfit feel authentic for you. It's Made by Us, so you know the quality is superb and the details are on point. That's because we design these exclusive costumes to last the test of time (though maybe not space travel, just an FYI) and dazzle you with special, authentic touches. This full space suit includes the jumpsuit, gloves, large rectangular pack, external hoses, and boot covers. Grab a regulation helmet (or leave it at home if you want your hands free for the duration of the costume party), and prepare to feel the thrill of your dream finally coming true! Next up: freeze-dried ice cream!Zero GravityIn this authentic look, nothing will be able to bring you down! You'll be practically floating through the party in this space-ready costume. We wish you the best of luck with your application. And remember, astronauts never give up! If you have to reapply, at least you have this sweet suit to keep you busy in the meantime. 


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Kids Astronaut Helmet

Kids Astronaut Helmet

1265318067

$49.99

While we might have gone through a number of different choices in our younger days, we all had a pretty good idea of what we wanted to be when we grew up. We at least had a short list. (Frankly, most of us still have a pretty big ‘when we grow up’ well after we’ve left our childhood behind—if not a larger one!) The great thing about life is that it takes ten thousand hours of work and you can call yourself an expert in something. So, the math geeks in the office rushed to figure out how many careers we can fit into our lives. We all agreed that we definitely should have started earlier!So, when your kiddo is looking up with bright eyes at the stars high above in the deep night and clearly imagining a life of space exploration, you know that it is crucial to foster that kind of hope really quickly! And, we’ve got the perfect thing to help you get that happening at the drop of a hat. Literally. Drop this Kid’s Astronaut Helmet right on that tyke’s noggin and the space exploration dreams will begin immediately. This white plastic helm has realistic countdown blastoff sounds, a retractable visor, and oxygen vents with full on regulator hoses! Warning, though: this helmet is only tested against imaginary space pressures and should be used in conjunction with only other imaginary space vessels.


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Child Conductor Hat

Child Conductor Hat

1309581107

$19.99

Choo-choo!That got your attention, didn't it? You got excited because you know what choo-choo means: a train. Even if you're not as fascinated by trains as we are, we have a feeling that you know a little one who is. A kid with train tracks littered all over their floor. Who yell and make you stop the car so they can watch the train go by. Who constantly bother house guests demanding to see their tickets.Well if your kid likes playing conductor, they might as well do it right. In this child's Conductor Hat, they'll feel like the real thing. This hat is rigid and round in a dark blue with gold trim. It's even got a patent leather brim. Trust us, nothing screams train master like a proper conductor's hat. It's practically a necessity for train enthusiasts. Even little ones.


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Blazin Hot Firefighter Costume

Blazin Hot Firefighter Costume

1282021904

$44.99

When it comes to fire prevention, there are many important training regiments to adhere to. Now, you’ve likely seen plenty of firefighters running drills in their thick and fire-retardant uniforms. That’s definitely one route, but… they can be pretty bulky and, it goes without saying, really hot! Fire departments are equipped and trained to handle almost any heated situation. But, when it comes to a fire too hot for the average firefighter, we need to be prepared for those dreadfully sizzling situations.That’s why we are putting into practice the exact opposite idea. Steam! By reducing the intense armor-like protection of the conventional firefighter uniform, you can instead channel the energy of steam heat and fight fire with fire. How are you going to manage that, you ask? It’s with this Blazin Hot Firefighter costume. Really, we’re not sure how this outfit will handle the heat and action of real firefighting, so we’ve recommended that you think of this as more a firefighter’s inspiration. The short dress features metal clasps and reflective strips across it, for a look inspired by real firefighting gear. It also includes a set of suspenders to help you achieve that trademark firefighter look, so all you need to add is a pair of sturdy, sassy boots and a matching helmet to complete this smoldering hot look. Now you just have to decide if you want to put fires out, or help crank up the heat!


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Infant Sweet Chef Costume

Infant Sweet Chef Costume

1271919289

$29.99

Welcome to Chez Child Thank you for choosing Chez Child as your fine dining experience today. Would you like to hear the specials? Tonight, we have a lovely root vegetable puree mixed with liquified turkey or chicken. It's served in a green plastic bowl and comes with a tiny spoon, but if you wish to smear it on your face instead, that's just fine. The cellar is stocked with a fantastic bottled milk that can be served cold or at room temperature. For dessert, there is a selection of trick-or-treat candy, but the chewy ones are for grownups only (or at least for people with teeth). Product DetailsYour baby will look good enough to eat in this exclusive Sweet Chef Costume for Infants! The white poplin shirt fastens up the front and is decorated with black-and-white gingham cuffs and trim, a double row of printed black buttons, two faux pockets, and graphics of a wooden spoon, a spatula, and a whisk. The matching gingham pants have a comfy elastic waistband. The tall chef's hat has a pleated crown and a wide gingham band. Tie the included red kerchief as desired. A True Genius You've heard all the stories about how talented head chefs can be temperamental in the extreme. Well, the stories are true! This chef has been known to throw teething rings at hapless kitchen workers, cry when his milk isn't the correct temperature, and even spit up on the guests. But once you see how adorable he looks in his uniform, you won't mind his eccentricity one bit! 


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Handcuffs Purse

Handcuffs Purse

1304595963

$29.99

Serve in Style Police officers have a lot of equipment to carry around: Tazers, handguns, specialized kits, notepads and pens and flashlights...the list goes on and on. It only makes sense to have some of their tools serve double duty. What if you could cuff a criminal with the same item that stores your lip balm? Sounds pretty amazing! Product DetailsYou have the right to remain stylish when you accessorize with this exclusive Police Handcuffs Purse! The fabric purse is shaped and printed to look like a pair of handcuffs. A zippered inner closure keeps your IDs, money, and other essentials secure. The sliver-tone wrist strap is decorated with a cutout key charm. Put Your Hands Behind Your Back! Show you mean business this year by pairing your cop costume with this adorable purse! Even if you can't actually cuff anyone with it, it's still one piece of equipment you won't want to go on beat without. 


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Smoke Aviator Glasses

Smoke Aviator Glasses

1228413368

$7.99

High Altitude DudeIt's a beautiful day. Blue, sunny skies. Fluffy clouds. It's a great day to be flying! If you were a pilot, where would you fly to? Would you land in a tropical paradise or do you crave a cosmopolitan lifestyle? Why hold yourself back? Slip on your sunnies, sit back and picture all the places you want to go. Once you're in control of your own mental airplane, the world is truly your oyster! Product DetailsThere's nothing like a great pair of aviator sunglasses to bring a range of characters to life! Pilot, cruise captain, and cop costumes simply call out for a pair of aviators. The lenses have a gray smoky color and gold-tone wire frames. A great pick for a costume wardrobe staple, keep these glasses on hand for the next time you're ready to take to the skies!Ready for TakeoffMake this vision come to life when you slip these aviator glasses on! Check out all of our uniform costumes. From police officers to pilot and captain costumes, these costume sunnies go with all sorts of themes. Some accessories are classics for a reason. Now all you need to decide is what character you want to be first!


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Adult Black Smoke Mask

Adult Black Smoke Mask

1315125707

$24.99

Are you our mummy?Sorry. There was this gas scare earlier and the only thing we could find was these Smoke Masks in Black. The lenses are a bit fogged up so we couldn't exactly tell it was you when you approached. Turns out these aren't actual functioning gas masks, which is just as well because the 'gas scare' was just someone playing a prank with aerosol in the break room.Regardless, some costumes need a good gas mask like this Smoke Mask in Black. No, it doesn't work as a gas mask, seeing as it's molded latex with clear plastic lenses for the eyes, but that doesn't really matter for costumes. You'll be going for the look after all. So whether you're dealing with zombies, alien possession, or some hazardous war, you'll at least look equipped. Now, for real, have you seen our mom? She was supposed to come visit today...


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Kids Space Plush Costume Helmet

Kids Space Plush Costume Helmet

1272078509

$16.99

Seeing StarsSome kids have their sights set on the stars. They spend their days pouring over books about outer space and watching documentaries on the planets. And their nights? Well, they spend those gazing up at the vast sky of the Milky Way Galaxy. And if you ask them to tell you about galaxies... you'd better get yourself a cup of coffee and a snack, because they've already memorized an incredible amount of knowledge about space and they're going to tell you every last word of it!Well, we think it's time to encourage your little astronaut in training to reach for the stars. You can start getting them ready for blast off by getting them this Kid's Plush Space Helmet.Product DetailsThis Space Helmet helps your child feel like a real astronaut! The helmet is plush and features plenty of silver metallic details for a realistic look. It has a large opening for your child's face and a visor with a gold metallic exterior. It also has a faux pipe on the side and a NASA logo on the bottom. Pair it up with your child's astronaut costume to make them feel like the next Buzz Aldrin!


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Men's Plus Size Deluxe WW2 Soldier Costume

Men's Plus Size Deluxe WW2 Soldier Costume

1217124748

$79.99

World War 2 TalesThe challenges of WW2 were so so legendary that a new movie about this era comes out every year. That is, whenever production companies can come up with the budget for the fantastic wardrobe and vintage planes that a period movie requires. And even with all the movies, books, and documentaries that came out in the last fifty years, there are still so many stories to cover! There was "The Ghost Army" that was made out of artists and sound guys. They created radio transmissions and fake planes and tanks that would confuse and divert enemy spies. There are so many amazing stories to discover. Now, you can step into the combat boots of the past with this World War 2 costume. Sure, you might not have to deal with trench foot or eat retro army rations, but you'll look the part of a World War 2 hero!Design & DetailsOur in-house designers created this costume balancing a reverence for historical detail and affordability. The classic olive green color is instantly recognizable. The jacket buttons up the front and has epaulets on the shoulders to create a military look. A harness with pockets around the bottom creates a look that makes you feel ready for the field. Complete with matching pants that have an elastic band for comfort, this World War 2 costume is an iconic piece of the past for your wardrobe!To the TrenchesCan you picture yourself sitting in the muddy trenches of France, eating lima beans and ham out of a can from your C-rations? Or perhaps you can see yourself rolling along the choppy seas on the way to your next, undisclosed location. When you are in army green, you will be able to see yourself in this epic moment in history! 


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Detention Queen Costume

Detention Queen Costume

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$44.99

Now look, nobody wants to end up in detention. If you have a choice between giving up your after school free time to sit in a stuffy little room with a bunch of other troublemakers and a bored teacher, all of whom would rather be just about anywhere else in the world, and not doing that, you’d have to be more than a little bit off to opt for the former. But hey, things happen. Sooner or later, somebody’s going to catch you in the wrong place at the wrong time, and you’re going to get sent to detention, and there’s not much you can do about that. (Well, we suppose you could try staying on your best behavior, but we all know that’s not a realistic proposal.) The key here is to take that bag full of detention hall lemons and make them into lemonade. If you’re going to wind up in detention anyway, you may as well lean into it. Get down with your bad self. Take pride in your transgressions. Don’t just walk into the detention room, swagger. Let the other kids know that this isn’t any kind of punishment for you, this is just another day on the job. Be the boss of after school busy work, the leader of the breakfast club, the Queen of Detention. And of course every queen needs her royal garments. You’ll look right in place copying down sentences and clapping erasers in this polyester ensemble, featuring a dress styled to look like a taffeta plaid skirt, white blouse, and short gray jacket. Add in extra elements of reform school swag like a school crest near the collar, a faux leather belt, and a Hook and Loop fastener-attached neck tie, and you’ve got yourself a costume that will strike fear in the heart of any detention hall monitor.


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Prisoner - Shackles

Prisoner - Shackles

1318475755

$19.99

Guilty As ChargedYou’re innocent, right? That’s what they all say, but we’re sure it's all a misunderstanding. However, until you are proven innocent of your crimes we think it would be best if you wore these Prisoner Shackles. After all, you’ll be out this Halloween and we would feel much safer if you had them on.They’ll go great with the rest of your convict costume. Are the guards actually allowing you to rejoin society for the night? Perhaps you and your chain gang are at the party on a work-release program. We don’t know your story, so it’ll be up to you to tell everyone why you’re in shackles.Product DetailsThis Prisoner Shackles accessory is constructed of plastic. The cuffs are made so that your wrists will be able to easily slide in and out of them. (Don’t tell any prison guards or police officers that.) A plastic chain connects the cuffs. This prop has a very realistic design and looks just like real iron shackles.Check out the rest of our inmate/convict costume accessories and transform into a very convincing prisoner. Partner up with a police escort. The two of you can get into all sorts of hijinks this Halloween!


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Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume

Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume

1306316509

$49.99

Buzzing to BulldozeWhen it comes to playtime, it seems like all your kiddo needs to get rolling is a good set of wheels. And the bigger they are, the better! Although small racecars can build up some speed when they zoom around the house, your kiddo loves nothing more than an oversized truck or a piece of construction machinery! After all, why settle for a fast car when you can play with something that can eliminate the competition a little more literally?If your kiddo is buzzing to bulldoze, let them go along for the ride with a bulldozer costume! After all, maybe the only thing better than playing with a big set of wheels is being in the driver's seat. Our Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume is a great option for Halloween, playtime, or any dress-up occasion!Design & DetailsYour kiddo will be ready to roll in our Toddler Ride in Bulldozer Costume! This easy-to-wear tunic can slip right over your child's own comfy clothes, so they can be prepared for their job in all kinds of weather. It's reinforced with foam to help keep the shape of a bulldozer, and length-adjustable straps secure on your little one's shoulders. The soft hat finishes off the outfit and will have your kid ready for construction (or destruction) in no time!


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Kid's Camo Trooper Costume

Kid's Camo Trooper Costume

1213244645

$34.99

BEHIND ENEMY LINESThe season is a dangerous one.  There are dangerous beasts that break through the veil between our world and the next, invading the land and threatening to return back to their own land after stealing all of our most precious of resources.  Sure, there are other military folks who rise up to help protect us from the goblins and ghosts that have breached through the portal, but the monsters will claim them with claw and moan before long.The only way that we can assure victory against the creatures of the night and return back to base with enough of your own candy resources is to take a slightly more stealthy route.  Your soldier will need to blend into the environment and perhaps even be able to walk among them for a time.  They must be prepared, geared up, and all of it needs to be of a solid enough quality that it isn't going to fall apart in the middle of the mission!  Fortunately, we've got their back! DESIGN & DETAILSYou can be certain that your kiddo will succeed in gathering up all the choice candy and avoiding harm from demon, devil, and Disney princess thanks to our hard-working designers who have created this exclusive Kid's Camo Trooper Costume.  The shirt and pants feature a camouflage look to bolster their wilderness stealth while the vest features fiberfill padding to bulk up those chest and shoulder muscles.  (Plus, the cargo pockets for extra candy storage is always a bonus!)  The molded helmet gives a dose of security while the skeleton-print mask and gloves channel a bit of terror and even additional camouflage while they're walking with the undead!  If all else fails, the toy grenade and knife can defend your tyke and they can cheer their victory with the walkie-talkie upon securing those tasty treats! SUCCESSFUL MISSIONS ANY TIMEIt is one thing to know that you've got the perfect gear for a successful candy reconnaissance one night a year.  But, when your kids have this amazing Camo Trooper Costume, they'll be able to achieve victory whenever they want to sneak into enemy territory to recover the treats.  Of course, if they are your treats, you might want to get an adult size for yourself so your prizes aren't pilfered! 


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Child Ghillie Costume Suit

Child Ghillie Costume Suit

1213238357

$54.99

Do you know how special forces and elite snipers are able to sneak up on their objectives without getting caught? The years of training and extreme determination help, but the real key to their sneaky successes are their ghillie suits. Get your little commando this awesome Ghillie Suit, and give their military costume the professional edge!Anyone who has seen an action movie has seen soldiers wearing those strange suits that make them look a suspicious pile of shrubbery (or maybe a shaggy dog that really needs to be brushed). But, ghillie suits aren't just designed to make the soldier blend in with bushes and grass; they help show off how good they are at sneaking around. That might sound a little confusing, since why would a suit that's supposed to make someone disappear want to be showing anything off? It's simple, really, since if a military commando is able to convince an enemy guard they are just an innocent bush wherever they go, then sneaking up on a bad guy in the middle of the woods or a swamp should be a piece of cake! At least, they make it look easy in the movies...Your little trooper should have no problem being stealthy in this bushy camouflage suit when they set out on their mission. Individual, earth-tone colored strands are attached to the jumpsuit, and the matching mask makes suiting up quick and easy. Whether wearing it on a trick-or-treat recon mission, or just playing soldiers for fun, this ghillie suit will keep him out of sight!


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Sailor Girls Toddler Costume

Sailor Girls Toddler Costume

1213241338

$29.99

You always knew that your little girl was going to get out there and see the world. The inkling started with her love of exotic animals, though you aren't sure how far she would have to travel to finally see a real unicorn. These days her future adventurous lifestyle seems like a sure thing, she loves planes, trains, and ships. She's even sweet and quiet on the road. How many people have a little one who behaves as well as she does on road trips? While that that vision for her future is all well and good, we all know traveling the world can get a little spendy. Why not get ahead of the curve and start training her as a sailor right now? Whether she's helping out on a yacht or working on a freighter, sailing is a good way to see the world on the cheap. There are a couple reasons to begin training early. For one, it's much easier to tie those complicated sailor knots when you have the tiny fingers of a toddler. Secondly, if you spend a lot of time on a boat as a sailor kid then you won't be as sea sick as an adult. Thirdly, this sailor suit is super adorable, training for an ocean voyage is a good excuse to add it to your kid's wardrobe. Whether you're putting together a nautical photo shoot or you're looking for a super cute outfit for the fourth of July party, your little girl will look adorable as she twirls in this full skirt. Everything about this outfit is classic from the square, navy blue lined collar and red cravat to the jaunty little sailor cap. So, now that your daughter has that bowline knot down and she knows how to recognize different oceanic weather patterns all she has to do is get that potty training down and she'll be ready for her seafaring career to begin!


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Child EMT Costume Vest

Child EMT Costume Vest

1213234881

$39.99

This is a Child EMT Vest.


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Toy Police Radio

Toy Police Radio

1305591849

$6.99

Do You Read Me? Police radios are extremely important, since without them an officer wouldn't be able to call for backup. But they also look extremely fun, which is also important. They resemble those walkie-talkies you used to play with as a kid. Too bad most officers won't let you try them out. Product DetailsReport on crime activity in your beat through this exclusive Toy Police Radio Prop Accessory! The plastic radio and receiver are molded to look incredibly realistic and are connected by a narrow piece of tubing. Both the radio and receiver have attached clips so that you can hook them onto clothing or a belt. Code Orange and Black Dressing as a police officer for Halloween is your opportunity to never break your role. Don't know everything there is to know about law enforcement? Don't worry. Make it all up. Invent your own code terms. Enforce walking speed limits. Warn potential perps that taking more than five pigs in a blanket at a time is a grave misdemeanor. If anyone has a problem with your officer interpretation, they have the right to remain silent. 


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Women's Rescue Me Nurse Costume

Women's Rescue Me Nurse Costume

1228413530

$59.99

Bored in the HouseCabin fever was ripping through town. The symptoms are clear. An inability to stop scrolling through your phone. Pacing through the house, looking through the windows. Random napping in the middle of the day. Do you know someone who has recently started showing signs of cabin fever? It's time to take action. You can be the one to treat your feverish companions. The treatment is almost as clear as the symptoms. Turn up some loud music. Dance around. Hang up some wild lights. Challenge your friends to a competition. And if you really want to ramp up your care, zip into this fresh and sexy nurse costume! Sure, your friends might still have a case of Cabin Fever but your sure won't be bored anymore!Costume DetailsThis sexy take on the classic white nurse costume is sure to make you feel fresh. The costume includes a long-sleeved zip-up top the has a wet-look collar and matching red cross on one breast. High-waisted hot pants zip up the front for a stunning cut. A perky hat completes this sleek nurse costume that'll make you ready to take on new patient care!Urgent CareBecoming a nurse is usually pretty hard work. There are years of school, long hours, and you usually have to wear those clunky white shoes. Now, you get to wear the uniform, STAT! Once this costume arrives, consider pairing this with nurse thigh-high fishnets, nurse boots, or even props such as a nurse's needle for an extra edgy touch. Are you ready to take on your new position? This costume is going to jump-start your nursing career as soon as it arrives. Sure, you might not be qualified to treat anything more serious than Cabin Fever but you'll feel confident in your bedside manner!


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Girl's English Nanny Costume

Girl's English Nanny Costume

1213235410

$39.99

Order! Order! Is your household a bit out of sorts lately? Is all that constant running back and forth from school to piano lessons to gymnastics leading to disarray? The kids won't put their shoes in the right labeled bin, they won't pick up their room, they won't listen to a word you say. It sounds like you need a nanny—and not just any nanny, an English one! English nannies are known for their strict rules, stern looks, and their ability to make kids take their medicine by sweetening the deal. British caretakers know how to take unpleasant tasks and teach kids to do them in an orderly way with a dash of enjoyment. It's no surprise then that, upon learning all this, your gal says she's ready to step up to the plate and become the disciplinarian...at least for Halloween night! This Girl's English Nanny Costume is cute as a button and proper as can be. She'll love to slip it on and dance around the neighborhood singing and dancing—maybe she'll even team up with the local chimney sweep. Either way, you won't believe the order she is able to impose upon your house. Maybe she was the cause of the chaos! Product Details The first part of success is looking the part, and this costume has your gal looking buttoned up and ready to make (and enforce) some rules! It features a grey jacket atop a long navy skirt, a dickey with a red tie, and a black, flower-adorned hat. How charming! Make sure she adds an umbrella for iconic style, and don't let her forget to brush up on her magic! It's what keeps the other kids in line! Practically Perfect We think it's a great sign your girl is reaching for this authoritative ensemble—it proves she is starting to take the rules a bit more seriously. Now, if you could only get her to stop drawing elaborate scenes on her wall in chalk! 


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Boys Royal Guard Costume

Boys Royal Guard Costume

1316136691

$39.99

How long can your child stand still? Do you think he could handle standing alert for four hours? How about four hours in the sun under layers of wool and while wearing a bearskin cap? No, you say? Makes sense, even the soldiers that were trained to stand at attention at the last royal wedding had to be trained to "faint to attention". Something that involves falling directly on your face when succumbing to the strain of balancing an entire bearskin on your head on a summer's day.Yep, the Royal Guard has to deal with more than tourists trying to make them laugh outside of the Windsor Palace. Their uniforms are actually quite complicated. The seemingly simple red jackets and black trousers actually have eleven layers of fabric to prevent the wearer from sweating onto the pristine surface of the striking uniform. Forget how to march and salute, simply standing in the uniform requires a huge amount of concentration. The iconic black hat of the guard is 18 inches tall and weighs one and a half pounds, which doesn't seem like much until you're balancing it on your head for a couple hours. So, if your kiddo thinks he could stand guard or even if he could use a lesson in standing still for a few minutes, this uniform will be all the inspiration he needs.Your disciplined kid will look sharp in the red jacket with gold and white detailing. Since he's only a soldier in training we left the actual bearskin behind. Our hats are much lighter, more breathable, and friendly to bears compared to the original. Whether he's planning on marching door to door Halloween night or he has an interesting outfit planned for your family trip to London, he'll look so official that he might just convince the queen to finally hire a few child guards.


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Village Studded Choker

Village Studded Choker

1213236200

$10.99

Going out this Halloween as the baddest biker to ever ride? Want to be the creepiest goth or the heaviest metal head walking around the parties this year? Do you want to dress up as a dog with a darker sense of fashion? Well, this amazing Black Studded Choker will be perfect for completing any of those costume ideas! Slip this around your neck and suddenly increase you intimidation level by a tenfold.Along with having a fear factor to it, this choker is also very fashionable! The combination of silver on black is a beautiful blend that will draw everyone's eyes in. Also, the shiny square studs aren't excessively protruding from the choker, looking to poke someone's eye out. It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, so we'd say that's definitely a plus. Grab your own studded choker today and look like the rowdiest renegade at any costume party... just don't be surprised if you get mistaken for a dominatrix... it happens from time to time.


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Police Pet Costume

Police Pet Costume

1265318359

$19.99

Stop in the Name of the Paw! Imagine a world in which pets were in charge of upholding justice and stopping crooks. It would be a very different kind of world, to say the least. If a burglar broke into a home to steal jewelry, that would be fine as long as the bad guy gave the police officer bacon treats. But if the burglar broke in to take food - watch out, because this officer won't rest until the thief is brought to justice! Product DetailsHelp your pet achieve his or her whistleblower dreams by giving them this Pet Police Costume! The outfit includes a blue police shirt that slips on over the front paws and fastens under the tummy. It's decorated with an attached black tie, an embroidered gold badge, gold-tone ribbon detail, and the word "Police" written in white letters across the right cuff. An attached black utility belt holds a prop radio and a pair of handcuffs. A matching blue police hat secures under your pet's chin with an adjustable band. Pet on PatrolNow that Officer Fluff is patrolling the streets, he's going to start shaping up the neighborhood! That fat squirrel who steals nuts from the birdfeeder will finally get apprehended (unless he avoids police capture by running up a tree again.) The mailman will NOT be allowed to knock on the door: He'll have to leave all deliveries on the sidewalk out front. And of course, each building resident will have to save a portion of their treats for their neighborhood cop. That's called taxes. 


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Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume

Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume

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$34.99

This is a Women's Plus Size Sexy Mesh Green Schoolgirl Costume.


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Toddler Orange Astronaut Romper Costume

Toddler Orange Astronaut Romper Costume

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$49.99

Well sometimes cars just aren't exciting enough.Especially for your little one. Maybe cars are just old news. Your kid sees them and ride in them everyday, after all. It's not like they go particularly fast or anything. And cars are even limited to the road they're on, so that's lame. Maybe your kid has started to look skyward. That would be fun to ride through. No roads, no signs, just wide open space. Space That would be even better! Nothing but open galaxies forever! Superb. Not to mention the transport up there. Can you say "rocket"? Because we can!And we imagine rockets would appeal to your kid too. Rockets that go faster than anything else with giant explosions and fire! Of course your kid likes them. Well then, they want to travel off into endless space with a rocket? Sounds like you have a budding astronaut on your hands.Which of course means endless hours of rocket piloting practice in the backyard, and low-gravity jaunts through the living room. You should also consider getting them a proper spacesuit, like this Toddler Orange Astronaut Romper Costume. It's a little orange jumpsuit with a zipper up the front. There's ribbed cuffs, a padded collar, and lots of patches and cargo pockets. They'll look exactly like a miniature astronaut when they go flying across the backyard. Just make sure they don't crash-land on the fence. That hurts. We speak from experience.


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Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Themed Dress and Glasses

Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Themed Dress and Glasses

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$24.99

The Naughty EnforcerOh, so you think you can misbehave and still manage to look good, do you? Well, brace yourself because the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are here to teach you a lesson. This Halloween, transform into a naughty vixen while rocking this tantalizing ensemble. Prepare to push the boundaries and give the term "detention" a whole new meaning.Product DetailsThis Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses embody the perfect blend of innocence and allure, guaranteed to captivate all eyes. The blue plaid shirt with front slits reveals just enough to leave them begging for more, while the matching short tie adds a touch of playfulness to your disobedience. But the mesh shirt with its alluring collar takes this costume to the next level of seduction.The attention to detail in this schoolgirl dress and glasses is enough to make even the strictest of teachers lose their composure. The mesh fabric adds a touch of mystery, allowing glimpses of your alluring figure to shine through. The playful glasses reveal your intellectual side, tempting others to join you in cheeky mischief.A Meticulous DisobedienceSo, if you dare to break the rules and embrace your seductive charms this Halloween, the Women's Sexy Mesh Schoolgirl Costume Dress and Glasses are waiting for you. Transform into a rebellious enchantress, ready to defy authority and leave a lasting impression. But be warned, wearing this costume comes with consequences that involve a night of exhilarating fun, undeniable allure, and a reputation as the sexiest rule-breaker in town.


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