Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Nerd Alert!So, you've heard that nerds are all the rage this year. The only problem? Your child is a totally cool and popular girl! If there's nothing nerdy about your gal, then you'll have to get creative if she wants to hop on the bandwagon for Halloween.This Nerd Kit for Girls can turn even the queen bee of the seventh grade into a Grade A dweeb, instantly. How fun! No one will even be able to recognize your little fab fashionista around the school hallways!Product DetailsSuspenders, neckties, and glasses...oh my! This little kit has it all, from the bow in her (nerdy) braids to the pins on her (nerdy) shirt. A patch reads "I Love Nerds," in case there was any doubt. All she needs is one of those gigantic TI-82 calculators (are those things still around?) and a Periodic Table to tote around, just in case she needs to rattle off some of the elements. Smart StartOf course, the one thing this look can't do is instill nerdy smarts in its wearer, but luckily, your kid already has them in spades! She may not be a member of the mathletes, but she certainly looks the part for trick-or-treating this year!
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.
Preventing Green MeaniesYour toddler’s favorite thing is anything that is green. They have a wardrobe full of options, but continually request to wear the green pants with their lime green hoodie. At the park, they will only slide down the big green slide—puddle at the bottom be darned. When the leaves turn all shades of orange and brown, they announce their new hatred for trees. And whenever you go to a restaurant they only use the green crayons on their paper placemat and refuse to leave the waxy stub behind.After not receiving a green crayon at a restaurant one time they grew a strong mistrust and made sure they always had a backup—much like your constant pen carrying. So, their crayon attachment didn’t seem too off, until you realized they wouldn’t go anywhere without one. You watched them pull a green crayon out of their pocket and bend to mark the sidewalk on every walk you took them for—why? “To spread the color around,” of course! So, when they told you, they couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year without a green crayon, you knew it was time to step in and prevent green marked doors.Product DetailsLuckily this Toddler’s Green Crayon Costume is a perfect compromise! Your kiddo will get to enjoy their favorite colorful item without worrying about it breaking in their pocket or leaving an unwanted mark on the neighborhood. The 2-piece costume is comprised of a tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic and a cone-shaped hat to make getting ready for Halloween easy! The versatile design allows your toddler to layer comfortable and warm clothes underneath or to keep it simple for a dress-like wear!Go Green!Whether they’re goal is to spread the love of all things green with the community or just show off their personal passion for the waxy art supply, this Green Crayon Costume for toddlers is a great choice for your little rascal!
Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
Have you ever looked at your own hand? It's a really complex appendage with 27 bones and muscles and all sorts of anatomical stuff that we'll never even begin to understand. Sometimes, we just wish we could have Lego hands. Remember? Those little horseshoe shaped hands that could grab on to all sorts of Lego tools, like pirate swords, knight swords and well, mostly our Lego figures were holding swords, but we hear that you could put other stuff in their hands. We thought that dream might never be a reality...until now.These Ninjago Lego Hands comes straight from the Masters of Spinjitzu series (which is totally about ninjas), so they give you that perfect Lego hand style that allows you to pick up giant Lego accessories with ease. Pair it with one of our licensed Ninjago costumes and you'll be ready to study under Sensei Wu to unlock your true potential.
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Tiger TimeRiding on a tiger as an adult sure sounds exciting and adventurous! It may look a bit ridiculous and comical, but adults who climb up onto the back of tiger, with their impressive striped fur and majestic ears, may be in for a surprise! Not every tigers is cool with a human riding on their back, and you might get bit! But still... humans often dream about it.Not only would it it offer you an incredible rush of adrenaline, it would also be a standout experience amongst adults, much different than the day-to-day activities most adults undertake. Well, now, with this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume, you can have your chance at riding a tiger without having to deal with the real thing.Product DetailsTake a gander at this ingenious Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume! Whether you use it for Halloween, a wild in-person-themed party, or an online event like Zoom, this costume will turn you into the life of any party. Lightweight and airtight, this one-piece costume is made from windbreaker-like material to keep your costume inflated and perfectly shaped.The motorized fan housed inside the costume will have you ready to "roar" in 60 seconds or less—just switch on the power, and you'll be ready to go! Featuring black stripes just like a real tiger, bounce down the street in style with your very own amazing tiger costume that won't get tired!Wild OptionsOnce you're dressed up like a tiger rider, it's time for an adventure in the jungle! Just pair this costume up with some of our tropical safari costumes to transform yourself into a famous explorer. Add a pith hat and you're ready to go. Or maybe you're trying to dress up like a certain famous tiger trainer? Well, this Ride a Tiger costume is a great start!
The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of "sole!" It's so hard to choose a couple's costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if you're really looking for a unique couple's costume that will "kick" the other competition in the butt, then you really should consider dressing up as a pair of sneakers. Sure, it's an unorthodox costume but we have a feeling that your evening will be full of excitement while you and your beau are roaming around as giant shoes. Think about all the activities that could possibly be "afoot." Just get your hands on a rubber ball and you two could play a pretty intense game of soccer. These costumes are basically a "shoo" in for the best couple's costume award. Just remember to put one foot in front of the other whenever you guys walk up to claim your award, or you may just have a problem! Basically, you two will be dressed as a pair of over sized sneakers but there will be nothing stinky about you two! In fact, you and your "solemate" will be the best-dressed partners around. These funny costumes come together so just put on the comfortable tunics and get ready to have a great time. Your arms, head, and legs will easily fit through the appropriate holes so you'll be able to move easily while you're all "tied" up in these outfits. Just make sure you guys don't have two left feet while you're out on the dance floor and you'll surely have a night that you'll always remember!
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!
Special SnowflakeYou're unique, darling. There's absolutely no one else like you in the whole wide world. No one shares your exact quirks and preferences. Who was the first person to pioneer eating Oreos with salsa instead of that boring old peanut butter? You, of course! Who chose to ride a unicycle to work rather than a regular bike? That's right - you did. Or who likes to pair black-and-orange plaid with blue-and-yellow polka dots, sing "Happy Birthday" to the melody of the ABCs, or trained her precious fur baby to bring her a glass of prosecco? This trendsetter right here! Just like the snowflakes, you have never been repeated. Might as well embrace your own particular brand of crazy! Product DetailsShine as brightly as a fresh white snowdrift when you wear your exclusive Snowflake Adult Costume! The pure white, sleeveless jumpsuit is made of form-fitting material more attractive than your average snowsuit. An oversized snowflake cutout decorated with sparkly blue details attaches to the front and back of the jumpsuit. When you twirl around, you'll look just like an icy crystal spinning in the wind! Wear it with a shiny pair of heels, or with a knit hat and winter boots for a truly authentic look! Hooray, Snow Day! Looks like winter came a little early this year, but this time it's got everyone cheering! If all snowflakes looked like you, everyone would be as excited for a snowstorm as a kid whose school classes just got cancelled due to bad weather. Show everyone how magical snow can be this Halloween!
Red is Passion! Red is Life!Red is the color of passion, friend! It’s the color that captures attention. It’s the color of fire, burning brightly. It’s the color of blood and primal emotions. It’s the color of love. It’s the color of freedom and following your dreams. It’s the color of player 1 on video games! All of the most delicious fruits are some shade of red (we’re looking at you strawberries and raspberries) and perhaps, it just so happens to be your favorite color of LEGO brick.Yes, perhaps your love of the color is quite strong! When you were just a little one, while your friends were building LEGO castles out or gray, you dared to dream bigger! You made castles out of fire red bricks. Maybe you made your spaceship out of red. You made your race cars out of red bricks! Maybe you even made your pirate ship out of red, because why do anything unless you’re going to do it with a little bit of flair. You want to show the whole world your passion! Well, now you can do it LEGO costume form!Product DetailsThis LEGO red brick costume helps you become the building block to showing off your passion! This officially licensed outfit comes with a tunic-style top that’s designed in the shape of a classic LEGO brick. It fits quite easily over your normal clothes and it has 8 studs on the front with the LEGO symbol on them. Talk about a quick and easy costume!Build a Better ExperienceSuit up in this Red LEGO costume and you should be ready to build the perfect experience for your next party! Just make sure to grab one of your friends and our Blue LEGO costume so you can be an unstoppable duo based on the toy favorite!
The Greatest Lil' ShowmanSome kids just have a knack for theatrics. They can captivate adults with a charming laugh or melt hearts with a charismatic smile. Yes, even infants can really start honing their skill at being the star of the show, and this Circus Ringmaster Costume for infants is an adorable way to transform your little one into center-stage material. It's an adorable look that takes its inspiration from classic ringmasters seen orchestrating vibrant shows at the circus!Design & DetailsOur costume experts wanted to craft the ultimate circus experience for your little one. This Made By Us costume starts with red twill jacket with an attached vest and shirt front. The jacket has black cuffs and plenty of gold detailing to help your child strike a truly captivating appearance. The vest fits with a simple hook and loop fastener in the front, making it easy to get your child suited up! The red satin bow tie fits with an elastic band to put the finishing touch on the jacket. The costume also comes with a pair of black pants, which have gold fabric along the side of the pant legs. Finally, the foam hat fits on your child's head to turn them the leader into any show!More Ringmaster Costume IdeasThe circus fun doesn't have to stop there! Your child will become the ringmaster in this costume, but they'll need some acts to help fill out the show. You can dress up in any one of our circus costumes to perfectly complement your little one's look, but our favorite pairing with this costume happens to be one of our lion costumes! And what's a circus event without clowns? You can have the whole family outfitted for a delightful show at the circus when you choose this Circus Ringmaster Costume.
Building a LifeSo many people complain about how hard it is to get by in the world today, but we’ve never had that problem. When we needed a bigger house for our family, we just built a large square using a random collection of six by two yellow, green, and blue pieces. When we needed more money, we just took apart the bank vault quickly and we were rich! We have always had a gift for taking blocks apart and restacking them in new ways.That’s what makes us the perfect doctor! In Legoland, as in life, there is no problem that can’t be solved by either adding blocks or taking them away. That is how we invented this Child Lego Face Change Mask! By simply removing the old head and putting this giant Lego head in the same spot, we have found that we can increase the durability by at least .002 percent! Is it worth having the same facial expression for the rest of your life and not being able to eat? One out of ten doctors surveyed says, “Yes!”Block HeadIf your child just needs to have a giant yellow head instead of a regular human one, this is the perfect Mask for them. The molded plastic is an improvement in every way, which will remind you that they really are a chip off the old block!
A Zesty Snack Welcome to the picnic! But wait - this isn't the scene of merriment and fun that we're used to thinking of when we think of picnics. Where's the laughter? The giant paper plates stacked full of food? The pickles? Oh, that's it. Someone forgot the pickles, so everyone's appetites are ruined and all of the enthusiasm is gone. You can't plan a proper party without the perfect pickes! We might as well just call the whole thing off. Product DetailsYour friends will relish seeing you in this Inflatable Pickle Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit fastens up the back and is made of sturdy green material that's printed with pickle contours and bumps. When fully inflated, the costume resembles an enormous pickle with rounded ends and a slightly thinner midsection. A hole for your face allows you to see where you're going, and the armholes are sewn with elastic. The legs stick out the bottom to let you move around with comparative ease (for a giant, walking pickle, anyway). A Mouthwatering Treat Everyone loves pickles, so it's safe to say that your costume will be a huge hit with young and old alike! Just a quick disclaimer: if you have a really dedicated pickle lover in your group of friends, they may be hard to convince that you are only wearing a costume pickle, not a giant, delicious, crunchy, briny former cucumber. If they start chasing you around the party begging for "just one cornichon!" it's up to you to figure out your escape.
Plant LadyWe don't know about you but the people around here have been going totally plant crazy in the last few years! When our friends go on vacation, they call us up to come and take care of their houseplants. Some folks start breaking out their seed catalogs and garden planning books in the middle of February when the snow is still blowing outside. And can we be honest with you? We've been following no less than five plant Instagram accounts. Yep, we're part of this craze. That's how we know so much about it! Are you ready to take the next step into your love of all things green and growing? Now you can become a plant with this adorable Daisy headpiece!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us headpiece is ready to add some delight to your next costumed event. A simple way to turn any outfit into a costume, this colorful headpiece easily straps around your head. The elastic strap is adjustable and snaps together. The pink petals are layered around a cheery yellow center that surrounds your face. Pair this flower headpiece with a green ensemble and you'll be ready to show up to garden parties in style!
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.
The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you!
One Ring to Rule Them AllNot many people realize how competitive the circus life is. First, there's the competition that goes on between the folks under the big top. Then there's all the competition that goes on between other circuses. When animal activists protested the last circ, Baroness Rubies' Circus retired their elephants and gave their act an artsy touch with paper mache elephants. Then Professor Hubstars' Traveling Circus show modernized their show with vicious looking mechanical animals. It was creepy with a touch of Steam Punk and proved to be popular. The Baroness wasn't about to be outdone. She came up with the longest chain of trapeze artists the world had ever seen. The act ended with the last trapeze artist walking on their hands on the ground while eating popcorn. That was a hit too. But you might be curious, what does the lion tamer do in these animal cruelty-free circus acts? Well, those mechanical and paper mache animals can get out of control. Not only is this character amazing with a whip trick, she'll have any mechanical animal begging for an oil can in no time!Product DetailsThis stunning black and red ensemble will make you look like you were born to run the circus! The red top has printed gold detailing along the front and sequins along the peplum flair. Lion tamers will love the military-style fringe along the shoulders and the dramatic square neckline. Layer the sleek black stretch leggings under boots and throw on the gorgeous top hat to finish your ensemble. That's the TicketAre you ready to start the show? Finish off this look with a pair of dramatic boots, elbow length gloves, and one of our whip props. This look will be one for the books. Just don't be surprised if opening night sells out!
Your little...ahem...darling has a wicked sense of humor, always ready with smart, pointed joke or a well-placed prank. Things can get a little dark, but that’s why you love ‘em. Sounds like he or she would enjoy, then, a dark take on a perennial classic. Your kiddo’s no fool; a classic jester costume has been done over and over again. The Kid’s Dark Jester Costume, then, offers all the iconic aspects of a Renaissance entertainer...with a serious edge. Let’s not beat around the bush, here; this costume is, well, creepy. But your little laugh-maker has a fine flair for the dramatic. And everyone loves a scare on Halloween, right? Of course, as soon as he or she puts on this black-and-white pants and shirt combo, you’ll want to set a few ground rules. Trust us, you’ll thank us for the suggestions. 1) No telling his or her little sister she’s gone color blind, since obviously the outfit is red and blue (that’s just mean). 2) No putting on the molded mask and hood and popping up in bathroom mirrors behind you while brushing your teeth. 3) Actually, come to think of it, no putting on the molded mask and hood inside the house, period (shudder). While it would certainly be scary to pull down the covers and find this dark jester resting where your little one does, this costume is bound to be a trick-or-treating hit. Just add black gloves and a jester cane for a completely evil look, and have ‘em practice that evil laugh.
Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
Turn Up the SunIsn't there just something about a sunny day? When that big ball of light is shining in the sky, and that fresh summer breeze is moving through the grass... well, it's inspiring! It sort of makes you want to bloom and show off your best side to the world. We bet that's how flowers feel!If you've ever wondered what a flower feels like, or you just want to showcase your colorful side in the sunshine, then this Potted Flower Costume is perfect for you. Our team of costume designers wanted to get the look and feel of a fresh summer flower just right, which is why this costume is packed full of fun and adorable details.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us costume is styled to look like a sunflower in a pot! The bottom portion of the costume is shaped like a round terra cotta pot, just like the one you might find in any garden or patio. The top portion is green, complete with a pair of sleeves that end in mitts that fit over your fingers. You can wear them on, or off for convenience.The hood really lets you bloom! It has plenty of yellow petals around the sides and a generous opening in the front for your face. When you have it on, you'll be ready to soak up the sunshine like a real flower!
Chicken ChaosIt started out as a normal night. There you were, waddling down the street on your way to a Halloween party, pecking a little at the sidewalk when you thought you saw a gummy worm (it turned out to be a regular worm - no thanks.) It wasn't long before you realized that you were being followed. You turned around fast, flapping your wings and squawking a challenge. Out of a nearby car jumped a familiar figure - the KFC mascot! "That's some finger-lickin' chicken!" the Colonel yelled, charging your way. "You'll make enough delicious entrees to last the rest of the year!" Product DetailsIt's no wonder the Colonel mistook you for the real deal - this Adult Chicken Inflatable Costume is a clucking great disguise! The bodysuit has adorable fowl details, from the yellow feet and beak to the red comb and tailfeathers. An attached fan keeps your costume inflated even while doing the Funky Chicken on the dance floor. A viewing port in the neck is lined with clear material so that you can see where you're going. Narrow EscapeAs you ducked into a nearby alley to escape the KFC madness, you realized that your escape route is blocked by another figure in white. A fellow chicken? No! It was someone wearing the Chick-Fil-A uniform! "Eat Mor Chikin!" she yelled, running at you while brandishing dipping sauce. You turned around, but the Colonel has blocked the way back. As you watch, they charge at each other, hollering that the big chicken is theirs to claim. While they fought it out, barbecue and gravy flying, you sneaked out as quietly as you can. This chicken has lived to cluck another day!
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days.
Two SidesCacti are confusing plants. On the one hand, they're covered with sharp, spines that warn people and animals alike not to get too close. On the other hand, they produce beautiful flowers and liquid that can be life-saving in the middle of the desert. Hmm, actually, it sounds like they have something in common with a toddler! One minute your little one is having a dramatic meltdown, and the next minute they're all about snuggling. Product DetailsYou've never seen a plant as cute as this one! This exclusive Cactus Cutie Costume for Toddlers consists of a long-sleeved jumpsuit made of light green corduroy. It zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the appearance of cactus spikes. The attached mitts flip back to free the hands, and elastic in the ankle cuffs helps to keep you child warm and cozy. The attached hood is also sewn with yarn tufts. Desert Darling No hot and dusty ecosystem is complete without a prickly cactus standing tall amongst the blowing tumbleweed! Let your child be the star of his or her show with this cute costume. Not only will it be utterly unique at this year's Halloween parties, but, unlike the real deal, it's super soft and cozy. Real cacti would have to worry about how to sit down when they get tired, but your child won't! Everyone wins (especially you, if your child wants you to pick them up at some point).
Being the Green Ninja is a pretty big responsibility. Cause it's not just about wearing a green outfit and showing off your Spinjitzu skills. It's about bringing order to Ninjago, protecting your friends and saving the world from the forces of evil. Whoa! That's a pretty tall order, but if Lloyd Garmadon can take on the challenge, then we think your kid is a shoe in to take on the role as the next Green Ninja! We even have a special costume waiting for him should he choose to unlock his true potential!This Ninjago Lloyd costume for boys helps your kid unlock his true potential! It recreates the look from the cartoon series perfectly, from the box-shaped Lego body tunic, to the mask that transforms your child's face into that of a Lego head. Check out our entire selection of Lego officially licensed costume to assemble a group theme for him and his friends or sibling. We're sure they'll all love using Spinjitzu when they have these deluxe costumes!
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Twist on a ClassicWhen it's time to clown around and bring people smiles, you want to be wearing an outfit that lets everyone know what a good time they're in for! A clown wig is a great addition to your costume if you want to have that traditional look without cutting your own hair and dyeing it a crazy color. Product DetailsDraw all eyes to your epic comedy act when you wear your exclusive Blue Clown Wig for Adults! The mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place on your head (although you might want to pin it down for any tumbling routines). It's completely covered in tight curls of synthetic hair the color of a blue raspberry candy. Showtime! Ready to hear the cheers? Make this wig the crowning touch to your circus performer outfit! You'll be the main attraction the carnival, Halloween party, and more.
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!