When you were five-years-old I bet ‘pirate’ was on the top of your list for what you wanted to be when you grew up. As you grew up chances are you realized that it probably wasn’t a great career choice given the high risk and whole ‘illegal’ aspect.But even if you can’t be a real pirate, the idea of it is still quite enchanting. Sailing on the high seas for weeks at a time, getting to see foreign lands, and meeting tons of new (albeit hostile) people. It’s the thing dreams are made of for some of us.This great Adult Cutthroat Pirate Costume will make you a welcome member of any pirate crew! This pirate costume comes with everything you need to make your friends walk the plank this Halloween! The top is styled to look like a black tunic over a white shirt – but it’s all in one piece so less fuss! The shirt body is black with a faux leather placket and cord lacing. The cinch sleeves have black faux leather wrist cuffs with matching cord lacing. The matching bandana and red and black striped pants have an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit and they end just below the knees for a classic pirate look. The faux leather belt and boot covers complete the look. Practice your pirate swagger and add toy weapons such as a sword or replica flintlock pistol to complete your outfit. Check out our women's and kids' pirate costumes, for a family theme!
No Beard NeededEveryone always talks about the Red Beards and Black Beards of the seas. Well, what about the Turquoise Blouses or the Purple Skirts? Not all pirates were dirty bearded men. Some of them were strong, independent women! Now, it's your turn to represent the swashbuckling ladies that sailed the seven seas. Adventure was never meant to be exclusively for the boys!Go out this Halloween dressed up in this Kid's Deluxe Purple Pirate Costume. You'll be more than ready to go plundering all around town. Collect enough candy to fill a treasure chest! However, instead of burying it, try enjoying it.We don't know why those pirates all felt the need to bury their treasure. They'd always end up losing it. Then, rather than getting to enjoy their riches, they'd spend half a lifetime trying to find it again... leave it to the boys to come up with that bright idea.Product DetailsThis ensemble comes from our exclusive Made By Us collection. It is the perfect blend of elegance and danger and gives you everything needed to become the fiercest pirate in the sea. The dress is the first part of your transformation. It is designed with a cross-laced bodice. The color combination is what truly makes this dress fierce. It features combinations of gold and purple on the vest as well as the skirt.Lastly, the accessory that is included with the highly detailed and decorated dress is a pirate hat. It is made of the same fabric as the bodice, and backed with foam to hold its shape even through the wildest of waves and winds. Wherever you sail, people will know to run with fear as soon as they see your dreaded purple hat!
We all know that piracy is wrong. And, we’re not talking about filming a movie at the theatre or illegally downloading your favorite video games. That’s also a major issue, but we’re currently referring to the much older variety. Raiding, pillaging, smuggling, looting, and drinking too heavily while on moving vehicles are all definite paths to doom. Now, they might also be paths to lots of treasure, fame, and epic adventure, but definitely don’t forget about the high degree of danger. Plus, your mother is definitely going to get bothered if you aren’t contacting her regularly.Still, if you heart is set on a life of adventure on the high seas, at least make sure that you are fully equipped for the trip. For your mother for Davy Jones’ sake! Now, it’s clear that you have already thought about your shirt and trousers, a nice rugged seafaring jacket, and a good assortment of weaponry and other pirate necessities. But, have you given thought to your footwear? Here is where bringing in your modern shoes is probably a really good idea, but you also need some authenticity. And, that is where these Deluxe Brown Boot Tops come into play. Secure to your own shoes with elastic straps and bright gold buttons, then lace up for the full look and you can be in modern attire while also looking the part of the pirate. Best of all worlds!
The Black Pearl AwaitsIt requires courage. It requires a taste for adventure. It requires skill with both sword and wit. Yes, to be captain of the Black Pearl, you must be a pirate of the highest caliber, like the one and only Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. He's sailed that ship through some of the most dangerous seas in the world and he'll keep doing it if there's a new adventure to be had!Do you thirst for adventure? Do you want a ship of your own to command? Well then, it's about time that you got the proper look of the world's most infamous pirate with this Plus Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume.Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. It goes to great lengths to capture the style of Captain Jack Sparrow's outfit from the movies. It comes with a simple white shirt and a blue vest that fits with buttons. The long coat, complete with decorative accents on the cuffs and pockets, fits over top. The brown pants fit with buttons and also feature pockets. The costume also comes with a fabric waist sash and faux leather belts, one of which acts as a sword holster. Finally, the ensemble is topped off with a red headscarf. The entire ensemble comes together for a look that's worthy of the most notorious pirate captain on the high seas!
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.
Dress for Success When you're captain of a pirate ship, you need to look the part. It's much easier to convince those treasure ships to give up all of their gold and jewels without a fight if you look properly impressive. That means no dressing in a worn-out sweatshirt (as comfortable as that would be) - ruffled and elegance are the way to go! Product DetailsLead your crew of swashbucklers to victory while wearing an exclusive White Pirate Shirt for Women! The long-sleeved top is made of breathable polyester broadcloth. The ends of the sleeves are gathered with elastic before flaring out into ruffles, and the V-neck placket is also trimmed in wide broadcloth ruffles. Adventure Awaits As the most dashing freebooter of all time, you're sure to become famous! It's a good thing you're dressed so well, because that will make your portrait look even cooler when it's included in the history books.
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
Pirate Hair, Don't CareBuccaneers and other seafaring scallywags are super lucky. Beyond getting to make their living in an awesome albeit illegal way, the conventional rules of dress don't apply to them. They can wear whatever they want and don't even have to bathe. If they're having a bad hair day, they can just cover it up with a tricorn hat and some fun accessories. Product DetailsIf you want a pirate's life, you need this exclusive Pirate Beaded Braid Accessory Set! The set includes three unisex hair dangles, each attached to a sturdy alligator hair clip. The cords are strung with brightly-colored beads, mystical-looking medallions, and more. Buccaneer Bling Blackbeard was said to twine lighted matches into his signature beard, but that seems like a dangerous way to make a statement. It's much better to become a trendsetter by using fun hair jewelry to dazzle and impress allies and enemies alike. You can say that you picked them up in some exotic port, or won them from a rival sea captain.
One thing they never teach you in pirate school is how to tell good rum from bad. It may not seem that important to a successful plundering career, but it's handier than you realize. Show your fellow swashbucklers your discerning sense of taste, in both refreshments and style, by wearing our exclusive Plus Size Captain Blackheart Costume to your next Caribbean cocktail party!The pirate life seems pretty simple and straightforward, what with living on boat with a bunch of other sea dogs, spending all your time searching for islands to scour for treasure, and getting in the occasional scuffle with the navy trying to ruin your fun. Sure, that's all there is to it if you're fine being a basic pirate. But, if you want to be a pirate of distinguished tastes, you have to do more than swing a cutlass around and say “Yaaarg!” all the time. Dressing up in a flashy coat, with plenty of ruffles and gold colored fringes, will quickly set you apart from your scallywag comrades. And once word gets around of the fine quality spiced rum that you share with your mates, you'll quickly be the most popular party guest on the high seas!While this fanciful pirate outfit may not come with its own supply of rum, we've designed it to make you look quite dashing, even without liquid assistance. The bold red overcoat and tricorn hat give you the style of a daring corsair, and comes with a faux leather belt to strap a sword and pistol to. Add a pair of cuffed and buckled costume boots and our matching Blackheart Cape to complete this outfit, and raise a toast of good rum to being a classy pirate!
Off the HookPirates all have their ups and downs. Sometimes the wind is blowing the right direction and there's a ship full of gold and spices on the horizon that's flying a distress flag. But sometimes all they've got is a barrel of wormy hardtack in the belly of the ship and the whole crew is blowing at the sails in hopes it'll get their ship to budge. That just made us think, what's the ultimate day look like for a pirate? It would have to contain multiple elements such as the defeat of a long-standing foe, the discovery of a brand new treasure map, and a fine mug of Caribbean rum. And whether that pirate had one hand or two, that day would surely be declared as off-the-hook!Details & DesignThis lush red Made by us Privateer Pirate costume is sure to inspire storybook style adventuring. The coat swings to mid-thigh and has a subtle all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It's trimmed with gold brocade ribbon and has wide cuffs for a extra fancy gesturing. The jacket secures on the inside with buttons for a smooth front. Complementing the jacket, the maroon knickers peep out from under the hem and are sure to be comfortable with elastic just below the knee. The look is polished off with an ivory cravat and a stunning wide-brimmed hat with wire in the brim edge so you can decide what angle makes you look most dapper.Now Sea HereReady to head out on your adventure? Make sure you're ready for your debut with details like the long curly wig, knee high dress socks, and a shiny golden hook as pictured. Want to make this a classic couple's look? Team up with the mischievous Peter Pan or a mermaid to make your storybook look complete!
Sworn EnemiesCurse that nuisance, Peter Pan! He's always flying around overhead, pestering you and distracting you from your goal of getting off this amazing fairytale island and going back to honest pirating. He's even got that huge crocodile involved ever since he gave it a chew toy that looked like you. (Rude.) It's not your fault that you tried to do him in once or twice. That's just the pirate way. Product DetailsBe swashbucklingly sensational in your exclusive Kid's Captain Hook Costume! The unisex outfit includes a long jacket made of deep red velvet and decorated with golden trim along the edges and faux pockets. The snowy white neck scarf fastens in the back and its frills look amazing against the jacket's neckline. The black faux leather belt fastens around your waist, accented by a gold-tone plastic slide buckle. Foam-backed velvet boot tops secure under your feet with attached elastic bands. The red tricorn hat can be shaped as desired thanks to a hidden wire and is trimmed with a feather and golden accents. Neverland's Nemesis Ever since you ran aground, you've noticed that this island is a pretty unusual place. It's got real mermaids whose sweet voices sing from the lagoon, fairies who flit around trailing pixie dust, and inhabitants who never grow old. Boring! Where's the shivering timbers, the sea battles, and the planks for your enemies to walk? You'll have to shake things up a little now that you're here. In fact, Neverland could become a really amazing pirate refuge (which you'll rule, of course). If only you can avoid that crocodile...
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
The Pride in PerilThe Pride of Paria has been sailing the Seven Seas for years. Landlubbers and pirates alike whisper about what the ship's captain might be searching for. This ship has faced more danger in the last few years than any other vessel in the Caribbean. It's ventured into the dark places on the map, you know the place where all those monsters are drawn onto the parchment? That's a no-go for most pirates. But The Pride of Paria spent a good two weeks exploring every nook and cranny of those coves.They fought off scaly monsters, avoided the songs of sirens. They even had dinner with a group of cannibals! Lately, the Pride has been spotted anchored at the Spanish coast and we have to say, the captain seems pretty happy with herself. Rumor has it, she finally found what she was looking for. Speaking of, your search has probably come to an end as well. No need to sail into the sunset in search of the perfect pirate ensemble, it's right in front of you!Details & DesignWhen you slip this Made by Us pirate costume on, you just might slip into an adventure as well! You can tell our in-house designers had a hand in the gorgeous jacket that's featured in this costume. It has a scroll pattern up the side and a dramatic, pointed hemline, the jacket is cinched with a red sash at the waist and has a beautiful corset layered underneath. The look is topped off with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed captain's hat. In Ship-Shape conditionNow that you've got the right costume, you should be ready to set sail. If you're looking to tweak the look to perfection pair this with a pair of tall boots, a sword, and an adventurous attitude. When you're looking so boss, one can blame you for commandeering the night.
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
What's the one thing worse than being attacked by pirates when you're out on the high seas? Besides running out of rum, of course? For our money, it doesn't get any worse than being attacked by rogue pirates! When you show up to the party in this Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume, you'll shiver everyone's timbers!For one to become a rogue pirate, does that mean he's a pirate that doesn't play nice with others and can't manage to stay on a crew, or does he need to be such a good pirate that no other crew can keep up with him? Maybe it's a combination of both, because a really good pirate would probably want to be a captain and lead a crew to increase their plunder, but if he doesn't get along with others, then not even the saltiest sea dogs would want to follow his orders. It would take a very skilled and ruthless buccaneer to go rogue and terrorize the Caribbean on his own. And quite the fearless one, too...But, that just means you get to keep all the treasure you find for yourself, and you can dress in menacing costumes like this! The battle-worn outfit includes a leather-like vest and striped trousers, which look very sinister when combined with the matching head tie and black vinyl accessories. Add a fearsome pirate sword and an eye patch if it suits you, but when you already look this ruthless, you may not even need them to win your battles!
Anne Bonny and Mary Reed were the first famous female pirates, but even they didn't have a look this cool. With this Plus Size Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume for Women, you'll look even more fearless and threatening than Calico Jack himself! Any swashbuckler would be lucky to have you on board, so grab your cutlass and get ready to show them that you're just as salty as the rest of the crew.We made this sassy seafaring costume ourselves, so you can be sure that all the bells and whistles will be included in one dastardly piratey package. You don’t only get the beautiful blouse, corset, and the extra long pirate flag skirt, we wouldn’t let you sail off into the sun like that. No, you also the lovely striped leggings, the blood red scarf, and the faux leather belt and harness that are depicted in the picture! Although we would suggest that you arm yourself with some high-quality weaponry. You never know when other scurvy seadogs are going to be fixing for a fight. So you may want to take a look at the fine collection of swords and guns we have available on the site.The last thing you want is to lose your ship and all the treasure you’ve accumulated throughout your lustrous career in piracy, and then, to top it all off, be deserted on a desert island. That does not sound like a good time, and what are we trying to do as pirates? That’s right, have a good time. So don’t forget to arm yourself before you set sail on your next adventure this Halloween.
Girl on the High SeasSome say that the high seas is no place for a girl. They say it's bad luck for girls to be on a pirate ship. But they're wrong (as they often are). Your little lady has everything it takes to lead a crew of brazen buccaneers. Whether she's fighting deadly Kraken, plundering the vast treasures of the seven seas, or commanding her crew as the undisputed captain, your girl is capable of it all! All your girl needs is an outfit that will help her take command of the ship. This Girls High Seas Captain Costume is perfect for the job!Product DetailsThis kid's Pirate costume starts with a pullover tank top with a black and white striped pattern. The frock coat fits over the shirt and has gold braid trim, the perfect accent for any flashy pirate captain. The cuffs are turned up for a rebellious attitude and the false pocket flaps add extra realism to the look. The hat is made out of faux suede material and has foam backing to help it keep its shape. Of course, no pirate captain can head out on an adventure without a parrot friend! This pirate costume comes with a molded vinyl parrot prop, which attaches to the shoulder of the jacket. Put it all together and you have a look that's perfect for any young swashbuckler!
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
When we say Pirate Hat, we know that there are only a few images that come to mind. Black Tricorn. And… uh… Yep. That’s pretty much what we’re left with. Give us a captain and we have the same hat every time. Well, how is a pirate supposed to make their mark on the world if it is always going to be the same hat as the last famous pirate to sail the seven seas!? How is anyone going to leave an impression and create their own iconic image? We know that you are looking at being the greatest and most fearsome and, most importantly, the most fashionable of pirates in history!Well, we’ve heard the need and are ready to heed your demands with this Sexy Pirate Hat. Create that reputation as the most terrifying yet fashion-forward pirate on the high seas. This black velvet hat is edge with black lace and a perfectly contrasting gold piping to give you an exotic and rich look filled with frills and thrills. The luxurious red satin bow will have your onlookers attention drawn right to you just long enough for them to wonder if it is passion or blood that they’re about to see. Stay devilishly good looking while you engage in your devious acts of piracy and make sure that your look is uniquely memorable!
Sometimes when you're a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you're the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren't a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There's absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.
Seafaring FantasyThe freedom of sailing the high seas. Hunt for hidden treasures. Incredibly expressive wardrobes. There is little making pirate adventures look unappealing. Even fierce entanglements with fellow scallywags only add to the allure.After all, whether through exploits or rumors spun more like legends, a pirate's life is about creating a legacy for others to follow. And leaving a mark on maps, flags, or history books is rarely done by those unwilling to cause waves. Prepare for the fantasy of a lifetime with this Women's Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume that's sure to make an impression!Product DetailsFierce takes a new meaning when dressing like a pirate in this treasure of a costume! Five pieces are included to bring the ensemble together. The ensemble starts with a maroon skirt featuring three ruffled tears and a high-low hem. A vest with a white inset, faux leather shoulder straps, and decorative corset details zips in the back and completes the costume base.A pair of white, ruffled sleeves feature elastic banding that holds them secure around wearers' arms. Brown faux leather and a gold-toned plastic belt buckle with ornate skull designs wears around the waist with hook-and-loop fasteners. An included tricorn hat made of lightweight polyfoam and decorated with a fluffy white feather finishes the look!Pirate Costume Ideas to TreasureEnsure your pirate persona leaves an indelible mark when you pair this Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume with more treasures from our selections! A petticoat layered under the skirt creates dramatic volume, while buckled costume boots promise a powerful look. Just don't forget a compass, prop pistol, eyepatch, or hook available with our pirate accessories!
Aye, Captain?As parents, we want to run a tight ship. That doesn't mean we don't have fun. It just means we like everyone to be on the same page. Especially when it comes to fun! If excitement is the code in your household, you likely want your crew to be all hands on deck and ready to weigh anchor for adventure at a moment's notice. To get your motley crew up to snuff, training starts on day one—whatever that means to you. And to ensure you've got solid backing to your command, you'll want a stalwart second-hand.So, Captain, it's time to promote a member of your crew. Perhaps the wee scallywag that's already always by your side? With our exclusive Infant Boatswain Pirate Costume, your little treasure will look more than ready to follow your code of fun from trick-or-treat to Renaissance Fairs!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us infant costume gets your baby dressed as your second-in-command (a role they were surely born to fill) with three thoughtfully designed pieces. The zippered costume jumpsuit is crafted from velour and knit fabrics and is styled to look like a vest worn over a blouse and pants.The easy-to-wear one-piece features metallic trims, an attached belt with a decorative buckle, and a jabot to ensure a dynamic look. Meanwhile, attached booties offer to keep your little one's sea legs from getting chilly. A felt eyepatch with an elastic band comes included. And a wide-brimmed hat with a printed Jolly Roger, attached scarf, and felt feather completes the sea-worthy ensemble.
Solid Career Choice Instead of a firefighter or a police officer or an extreme skateboarder, why not plan to be a pirate when you grow up? It's an awesome occuption that someone needs to reboot. You'll get to terrorize the coastlands and raid rich merchant ships. Once you've gotten rich, you can continue your legacy by hiding some of your ill-gotten gains and creating scary treasure maps full of booby traps to protect your wealth. If it was good enough for Blackbeard, it's good enough for us, too! Product DetailsYou'll shiver some timbers for sure when you wear your exclusive Budget Pirate Costume for Boys! The one-piece top is designed to look like a black leather vest with a lace-up neckline worn over a white, collared shirt. A pair of matching faux leather gauntlets can be fastened over the sleeves. The brown pants tuck nicely into your sea boots, while the striped sash matches the striped headscarf to make you look extra dashing. Once you've picked out the perfect cutlass, you'll be ready for the open seas! Buccaneer in Training Even if you don't have a ship or a crew yet, you can at least practice for the day when your name will make sailors tremble throughout the Spanish Main! Trick-or-treating is kind of like pillaging and plundering, even if the pillaged households are greeting you with smiles and offering you candy. Maybe they know that resistance is futile. The one significant difference between pirate business and Halloween is that you probably shouldn't bury your treasure.
Hop on over to the other side of the bar!Had about enough of getting the grog? Yeah, we feel ya. Well, how about a little revolution? Being a tavern girl has been tough enough, and that's not even counting all the times you've been stuck serving the ale while everyone else just gets to enjoy the fun. So, viva la good times!That's right. We think you should speak your mind to the tavern owner, and let him know that it's your turn to have a little fun. Pro tip: dumping a mug full of ale on his head would be an A+ maneuver. Of course, when you're heading out to the other side of the bar, you're going to want to get dressed in your best duds. Because you've got the night off!So, just slip into this Tavern Wench costume. It's a step up from your typical barmaid attire, and has some signature style, too. Perfect for any night of fun in ye olde village, we'll sure you'll love hitting the town in this costume!Design & DetailsThis costume is designed and made right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And, we have no problem admitting that our designers have poured their heart into this authentic and high-quality look. Available in 1X, 2X and 3X, this costume features a corset vest, cream long-sleeved blouse, and a cranberry skirt. Realistic looking details like the textured trim and metal buckles on the vest, and the long, two-layered skirt gives this costume a look that's a tad more ornate than your typical peasant fare.Ren Faire or BustYou might be shopping for Halloween, or maybe you're looking for a classic style for the annual Renaissance Faire, and in either situation, this costume will have you covered. Be sure to check out all of our accessories and props to make sure you get the most out of your costume experience!
When you're a teenager, there's always that moment where you realize that you want to seek out adventure in life. Way back in the sixteenth and seventeenth century, teenagers who had this same urge would run off to be privateers and pirates. Talk about high adventure! Thankfully it's not so easy to be a pirate these days, otherwise the sea would be filled with these wayward kids brandishing cutlasses and talking parrots. Overseas ground shipping would be a nightmare! Good thing we have Halloween and pirate costumes like this one so people can just be a pirate for a night instead of running off to daring sea battles, quests for sunken treasure, and holidays in Tortuga. Wait, why is the new way better?
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONYou'd think that it wouldn't be too often that there would be new positions available in a crew of 50 or fewer folks. But, when you are talking about life on the high seas, complete with buried treasure, supernatural storms, and the periodic mutiny, there are suprising jumps up the Jacob's ladder!Still, to even be considered, you have to look the part. "Dress for the job you want," they say! That means having the right look from head to toe; emphasis on the look. That means a mean stache and period-appropriate beard braids! DESIGN & DETAILSTo ensure that you've always got the right facial accessorization going on for all your pirate imperatives, we have shaved all our in-house pirates and produced these wondrous whiskers. The Savvy Pirate Beard and Mustache feature a simple adhesive for your face. The mustache is styled with slightly upturned tips and the beard has two small braids at the chin that end in golden beads.INSTANT GROWTHNo need to worry about the perfect facial locks for your impending pirate mutiny (and subsequent ranking position on the ship). With this Beaded Beard and Mustache kit, you're ready for all the action with none of the early morning styling required!
Tiny Terror By Edward Teach's smoking beard! You've run afoul of the most ruthless pirate ever to sail the Seven Seas! Don't be fooled by his small size, or by his sweet smiles and gurgles. This pirate is not to be taken lightly. Unlike the cutlasses and cannons of his pirate brethren, he has an entirely different (and much more deadly) set of weapons in his arsenal. Try to fight it all you want: He's still going to steal your heart and hold it hostage. On the plus side, you won't mind at all. Product DetailsThis Halloween, dress your swashbuckling sweetie in an exclusive Pirate Costume for Infants! The outfit includes a white pullover shirt with a notched neckline, elastic sleeve cuffs, and a jagged hemline. The black vest panels are sewn onto the top, and the left side is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. The black and red pants have an elastic waistband and jagged cuffs. A long waist sash can be tied as desired, as can the matching black scarf. Take No QuarterAs mentioned before, this pirate has entirely different methods of attack. No gunpowder or grappling hooks necessary: Instead, he'll fuss for you to pick him up and then give you his patented Totally Adorable expression. He'll try to gum your phone and anything else you leave lying around, because as any pirate knows, anything that he wants should automatically belong to him. He doesn't need to visit the Caribbean to be the cutest scallywag ever!
A Pristine PirateFew privateers know more about style and panache than the ready rival to Peter Pan. Whether offering up a sophisticated trill when ordering his crew to set up the plank or making a debonaire pose with his rapier, he's always a captivating captain! If you are looking to channel some of the same noble respect, there's one surefire way to do it!Design & DetailsPick up this Premium Red Captain Hook Hat from Disney's Peter Pan and you're ready to sail right to Neverland! The molded felt hat was inspired by the classic look of Captain Hook and comes from our Made By Us design team. Shaped with an exaggerated turned-up brim and featuring a golden edge, this hat is a perfect addition to any Disneybound, especially with the wireframe faux feather at the side!
She may only have just taken her first steps, but is she ready to command a pirate crew? We say, yawr she is!When she turned two you started whispering pirate slang in her ear. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your spouse wasn’t too impressed with that one, but you still saw smiles beaming your daughter as she easily commanded the one-syllable lyrics. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island as a bedtime story. You used the lightsabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight and we won't even lecture you about canonical integrity. Because that's pretty cool of you.Now all you're tasked with is setting her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume, effectively completing her training as your first mate. She can be the tiniest member of your family's buccaneer-themed crew, or she can give that ol' scallywag Blackbeard a run for his money as the most notorious pirate of all time. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while she is swinging her lightsaber around the seven seas, she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
Despite how awesome a set of high-top pirate boots look, sometimes, it's just comfortable to wear a set of your own shoes. Of course, when you're trying to look like an authentic pirate, or a dashing swashbuckler, wearing a set of sneakers on your feet is a quick way to kill your perfectly cultivated vibe. What's a pirate to do? Well, no worries, since we've got this dilemma covered with these deluxe vinyl boot tops!With a faux leather, black exterior, these boot tops bring the style of classic pirate boots to your look while still giving you the option to wear any pair of shoes from your closet. You see, these handy tops fit over your normal shoes and secure into place with straps that got under your foot, creating the illusion that you're wearing some high-grade footwear that's made for the kind of skulduggery that pirates are known for. Additional details, like a lace up cuff on top and buttons on the bottom, provide additional realism. No one will even know that you've got on a set of normal every day shoes on underneath, unless you tell them! And those people will just think you're crazy, because they'll totally think you're wearing real pirate boots.
We'd be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard's treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.Well... We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You're capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they'll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you'll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.
That Pirate BizYawr. Pirate Biz. You know what we're talking about. Pillaging, plundering, and raiding the high seas. It might seem like dangerous employment, and, well, it is. But, it's also your opportunity to secure some cold, hard cash. You know...gold doubloons!Sign us up! We're all about that hustle, and if you feel the same way, well, then, we just gotta get you into this Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume. In this stunning costume style, you could either be a brand new pirate recruit, or a seasoned scallywag. And either way, you're gonna be ready to get your plunder on!Design & DetailsThis costume is a brand new style created right here in our own costume studios. And we'll go ahead and say it, our designers just love pirate costumes! So, they went a little above and beyond with this costume, which is why it's a serious upgrade from your typical costume selection.It comes with a dress, scarf, belt, and sash. The dress is styled to look like a blouse top and a red velvet skirt, but it's one piece for simplicity's sake. A wide belt fits around the waist, as does a skull printed sash. And it comes with a headscarf to round out the look. We do have it pictured with some extra accessories, and we'll encourage you to pick up a few of them to enhance the style. Yawr!Costumes from A to ZPirating might not seem like the noblest occupation, but if it's the life for you, we say go for it! Of course, we have plenty of other costume styles, too, so if something a little safer seems more up your alley, that's perfectly a-okay, too. Whatever your inclination this Halloween, make your best choice, and be sure to have a whole lotta fun!
You're not a true buccaneer until you're wearing an Authentic Pirate Wig. Think about it, the most respected pirates usually have a head full of thick lush hair. Don't take our word for it: Captain Hook, Black Beard and Jack Sparrow all say (and look) the same. Take some advice from some of the most infamous pirates there are and add this pirate wig to your pirate costume. You've worked long and hard on your pirate accent and you've maybe even memorized some pirate slang. But you won't be completely ready to make someone walk the plank until you dress in the authentic pirate costume and top it off with a realistic pirate hairstyle that will have all of yer mateys green with envy. This adult pirate wig is made of 100% synthetic brown hair and is accented with several braids, a few dreadlocks, and beaded details. Add our red pirate bandanna to complete this surly look!
Port Party, Ahoy! Silver Tooth Sadie had a reputation. She ran what they call a "tight ship". Her crew was always mopping the deck. Her ship cats were always fat, sleek, and shiny cause they kept the rats under control. And when it came to taking on other ships, they went in with a polished, foolproof plan. But there was another side to Sadie. When they rolled up to port, Silver Tooth Sadie's ship was always noticed. Once the anchor was in place she'd sally down from the crow's nest and tell the boatswain to break out the accordion. The crew could be heard cheering from across the harbor. Because while Sadie might be all work and no play while working hard on the open seas, she knew how to have a whole lot of fun when it was time to relax. Maybe you don't know this but there ain't no party like a pirate party!Design & DetailsThis fearless look features a gorgeous jacket and a flowery corset with bright accents and a classic pirate hat. The jacket has a beautiful scrolling pattern along the waist and detailed sleeves with wide cuffs. The corset and jacket are complemented with a dark red sash. Top off the look with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed hat that's sure to give you captain-level authority. Ship, Shape ConditionThe high quality of this sleek costume is sure to make an impression as soon as you enter the room. Pair this with a tall pair of boots and leggings and you'll be ready to set sail. In fact, any other pirates at the party might snap to attention, ready to swab the deck or climb to the crow's nest to look out for land. Just remember that it's time to let your scallywag shindig side loose.
X Marks the SpotsYou've been on a ship for more days than you've been on land in your life. You've made the long, stormy trip across the Atlantic many times, looting American furs, Spanish sugar, and British ships loaded with tea and spices along the way. You've dined with fair ladies in Seville, toasting to your crew's victory with glasses full to the brim with Spanish Amontillado. You've sailed into secret harbors to unload both black market products and fugitives from the law. You've faced harrowing storms and mysterious creatures from the deep. Many of the infamous tales of ghost ships and phantom lights have sprung from your lips. You don't even need a map, but if you had one your favorite spots would be marked all over the world!Product DetailsThese faux leather boots look right at home on a brigantine. Pairing well with an assortment of historic costumes, the boots have a wide cuff at the top and a buckle across the instep. A rounded toe and slight heel give them an optimum shape for climbing up the mizzenmast and making a dapper impression on land!Boots for a BuccaneerA pirate who has seen so much, like yourself, needs a good pair of boots. Boots that can be trusted through the next decade's squalls and sorties. Get your sea legs in ship shape with this shining pair of boots, perfect for a top-notch buccaneer!
Filled with exotic and quizzical creatures, like mermaids—which we’re pretty sure would look amazing if they got sprinkled with some fairy dust and took to flight—Neverland is a place that never gets old, literally. Neverland is a magical place where time doesn’t quite move forward. It is here that Peter Pan and his Lost Boy friends can remain children for all their lives, even bringing a few friends to avoid some aging for a while. We’ve all had some serious fascinations about heading out to visit the place, though our own supply of fairy dust is rationed exclusively for costume designs. Sigh.Here’s the thing, though. Peter Pan is always calling Captain Hook an old man. It’s something that we always assumed must be true. The hook-handed captain must be well into his 60s or later. That explains why he’s always so afraid of the ticking clock. It isn’t just the fact that a crocodile is after him. After all, the captain has surely dealt with scarier things in his long years on the vast seas. He did sail to Neverland! It reminds him of his ever-aging closer to his own demise! But… then we got to thinking: he’s not aging in Neverland, either! And, how old is Peter, anyway, that he’s calling someone old? We realized that Captain Hook might just seem old to the youthful prankster. Hook might be pretty young, in fact, with those beautiful black locks not even showing the first sign of graying!So, it’s the perfect time to let you youngster try to fly the skull and crossbone flag in Neverland with this Teen Captain Hook costume. This elaborate black pirate jacket has the sinfully luxurious feel of rich velvet and sports gold trim details that not only contrast beautifully with the black but show the wealth of the pirate’s hoard. Enjoy a night spreading disharmony among the rude Lost Boys of Neverland and pillage the county for your rightful share of prizes. Just be sure to get back to Neverland before your own clock starts ticking!
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?
Yo Ho HoAre you craving the freedom and riotous living of a pirate's life? Ye can't just go from your landlubber ways straight to being a freebooting terror. Ye've got to dress the part. First of all, no more taking your Vitamin C. An authentic pirate would have some serious scurvy to go with his ferocious face. Next, ye'll need an eye patch so that ye squint when reading a treasure map. Finally, ye'll have to display some of your ill-gotten bling or other pirate captains won't believe ye when ye claim to be the most successful pirate in the seven seas. Product DetailsThis exclusive Pirate Eye Patch and Earring Accessory Kit will shiver your timbers! The unisex accessory kit features a black satin eye patch that's backed with foam to help it hold its shape. Secure it around the back of your head with its attached elastic band. The gold-tone metal hoop can be fitted comfortably through your ear piercing with its screw back. Believable BuccaneerEmbrace the pirate way of life this Halloween, or any time that you want to look like a seafaring scallywag! Friends dressed as sailors will be wary of your felonious ways, but you'll sail circles around them even without your usual number of eyes.
Treasure or BustDoes it seem like your innocent little girl might have a secret? Does she snap her notebook shut whenever you glance over her shoulder? Or maybe she heads out on mysterious bike rides after stashing a garden trowel in her bag. If any of these things are true then your child might be in pursuit of pirate treasure. Now, there are certain ways to help her out. You could give her a metal detector for her next birthday. Or you could take her to the local library and help her find reading materials on historical pirates in your area. And finally, you could inspire her to have treasure finding success when you rock this adventurous pirate costume!Details & DesignYour treasure savvy kiddo will love rocking this tough pirate costume! As this costume is Made by Us, the style stands out while the costume's high-quality lets your kid play pretend in this costume after trick-or-treating is over. It features a long pirate jacket that has a unique nautical trim and Jolly Rogers on the front. A lace-up shirt tucks into the high-waisted silky vertically striped pants. The look is cinched in with a red sash and is topped off with a dramatic captain's brim and a red scarf. Pair this costume with tall boots to make your kid's look complete. Grifting and DriftingThink your kiddo is ready to set sail? We think this Halloween is going to be a pretty grand adventure. And this costume is high-quality enough that your kid can wear this to play pretend or celebrate at pirate-themed birthday parties. Customize this look with anything from eye patches to swords and gold teeth. Just make sure that you keep an eye on your valuables or they might end up buried in a chest in the back yard!
Pirates, like the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow, have quite the cantankerous life style, don’t they? They spend a large portion of the day imbibing copious amounts of rum and the rest of the day is taken up by the 3 P’s of pirating: pillaging, plundering and pilfering. It’s quite safe to say that having a good sword at your side is a necessity.Unfortunately, it’s not really a good idea to carry around a real pirate sword in broad daylight—rules on brandishing swords in public are much stricter than they used to be back in the golden age of piracy. That’s what makes this toy sword from Pirates of the Caribbean so great! It’s licensed from the movie and has a realistic look, giving you that true swashbuckler feel, but it’s made out of plastic and it doesn’t have a sharp edge. That way, you won’t hurt yourself when you carry it to your next pirate party dressed as Jack Sparrow.
Captain FashionStep up, everyone who's applying to captain this crew of ruffians! Not just everyone can be a pirate leader, you know. An effective pirate captain needs to be tough and brave, but also requires a certain flashiness and flair and...is that a pink hat? Ok, you get the job. Product DetailsAdd some extra flair to your historical costume with a Kids Pink Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat! The three-pointed hat is made of dusty pink polyester faux suede. Each of its sides is decorated with an X made of white ribbon stitching. The molded crown is soft for a comfortable fit. A Pirate's Life Set sail for adventure! Your name will certainly be written in the history books, and you will most likely surpass even Blackbeard himself in fame. After all, all he had was a black beard, whereas YOU had a pink hat. That sounds much catchier.
Is your kiddo ready to be the most feared pirate in all of Neverland? Does he dream of taking down that blasted Pan and the Lost Boys? Is he a little more frightful when it comes to crocodiles than most other children? Does he hate the sound of clocks? Well, we have the perfect costume for him then. Check out this amazing Child Captain Hook Costume!This flashy costume will make your little one look like the infamous villain in the tales of Peter Pan and the magical land of Neverland. The devilish maroon jacket has a lovely gold trimming at the front and the collar edges, brocade ribbon at the sleeve cuffs, as well as a patch of Hook from the animated Disney film on the left side. The golden sash is also attached to the jacket so no worries of losing it while upon the high seas. Once your kiddo tosses on the black pants his transformation will be just about complete, he just needs to accessorize now! One accessory that is included is the white tricot dickey that can easily be fastened around your little one’s neck. Take a look through the rest of our pirate themed accessories to find him a classic pirate hook, as well as a trusty cutlass, and a fancy feathered hat just like Hook’s.Before you know it, your little one will be off to Neverland to finally settle a score with that wretched Pan. Hopefully, before he sails off on that adventure, he has plenty of fun running around town this Halloween. Who knows, maybe enough sweet treats will help him forget about his grudge with Peter!
A Pirate's LifeSometimes when life puts us into an unexpected scenario, we say that we've been "thrown into the deep end." For Disney's Elizabeth Swann, this phrase was literal! Who expects to fall into the ocean, let alone a pirate's life!? Fortunately, Elizabeth was highly suited to the sea and eventually became one of the fiercest pirates of all!Jump into your own adventure with this Elizabeth Swann Hat! Whether you want to complete a cosplay or create your own Caribbean costume, this officially licensed accessory will do the trick. It has wire in the brim, so you can shape it however you like, and the stiff faux suede material will help it stay in place!
Call Him CaptainDoes your child hunger for high adventure? Do they want to lead their very own crew of swashbucklers to magical treasures, while narrowly escaping dangerous foes? Do they desire the thrills of a pirate's life? Then maybe it's time for you to officially grant them the title of "captain" with this Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean costume, which is officially licensed from the movies. This exclusive Kid's Captain Jack Sparrow will have your child ready to take on the role of the high seas' most notorious pirate captain!Design & DetailsInspired by the clothes worn by Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow, this costume comes with everything your child needs to achieve his iconic look. The costume begins with a white, broadcloth shirt with a loose fit. The blue vest fits over top and features metallic-colored buttons in the front. The brown pants have a linen-like construction and add a realistic touch to the outfit. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around the waist, and the included faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of brown shoes. The red bandana has printed details and fits around your child's head to tie the whole look together. When your child has it all on, you'll be ready to promote him to the rank of "captain" on your next journey!
Did you ever really consider the full implications of the curiosities of Neverland? In a world where greedy pirates and tribal natives, frolicking faeries and mysterious mermaids, ageless orphans and weird Wendybirds all thrive amidst equally never-ending adventure, we’re gifted with a ton of insight into how the magical qualities of the place function. Flight is a gift that comes from a light and happy heart once blessed by a toss of magical dust from Tinkerbell’s tush, generally offered only to the kids of Peter Pan’s posse. But, is that all it takes? Could mermaids fly if dappled with the dust? Could they still breathe while flying around?These are the thoughts that often plague us as we try desperately to learn everything we can about the mystical land. At least until we manage to land a dose of that pixie dust, that is, but the mere quota that we receive in the office is always dedicated to bolstering the outfits that require just that extra hint of glitter and magic. Fortunately, we do have one other way to answer those questions…And that is where you come in! There is one other bloke in Neverland that has a chance to get the serious intel and you can step right into those shoes with this Deluxe Captain Hook costume. Now, the Neverland pirate isn’t exactly the best buddy of The Pan, but, we’ve got wind that a certain pixie isn’t too fond of the flying guy’s main source of pixie dust. A few carefully placed words or a gesture with a hooked hand is sure to get the juicy details! And, with this red velvet jacket with black trim, faux leather boot covers, and a flawlessly wired tricorn captain hat, you’ll be full on Captain. In case you’re the type to go the full image, feel free to either toss your hand to a passing crocodile or just pick up the Hook Hand if you want to go less gory. Neverland, here we come!
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.