There's a Mixed Drink on the Horizon! Avast, ye swabs and scurvy dogs! Look alive as you hoist the mainsail, swab the decks, and do other nautical-sounding stuff! The breeze is fair across the waves and will sail us quickly into the harbor of the tropical island paradise on the horizon. There we'll be able to take up honest pirating once again: and by that, we mean spending our ill-gotten doubloons to celebrate with delicious drinks topped with little paper umbrellas. Product DetailsWant an outfit that looks dashing, dangerous, and ready to party? You need this exclusive Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume includes a long red poplin top that's designed to look like a nautical jacket. It's decorated with gold trim along the center front and around its turned-up sleeve cuffs, which are also sewn with white chiffon ruffles. The matching chiffon jabot can be fastened around your neck. Two faux leather belts with gold-tone buckles secure around your waist. The foam-backed tricorn hat looks extra awesome when worn over the triangular chiffon scarf. A Pirate's Life Being the swashbuckling pirate captain isn't all Hurricanes in tall, frosty glasses, you know. It's also full of important duties, like provisioning the ship for the next long voyage through the Spanish Main. You have to calculate how well the supplies held out on your last trip and plan accordingly. For instance, when you sail out again, you'll probably need fifteen casks of rum instead of five. Thirsty pirates get cranky, after all. You can leave some of the gunpowder behind to make room - it's not as important.
Out of all the pirate crews on every ship out on the Seven Seas, you're bound to find salty swashbucklers of every style and fashion. But, only one of them can earn the title of "Best Dressed Pirate" in the fleet. Dress up in this fiercely classy Regal Pirate Lady Costume, and you'll win that honor for sure!Being the best dressed buccaneer doesn't come with any prize money or trophy, or even a commemorative grog mug. They are pirates, after all, and can't spend precious treasure on fashion contests when there are cannonballs to be restocked and sails to replace. But being the chicest, most elegantly dressed raider does come with what is possibly the only thing more valuable in pirate culture than gold. (or even rum) We're talking about bragging rights, and when you're stuck on a galleon in the middle of the ocean with a pack of salty sea dogs, the ability to brag about being the best at something and having it be true can be sweeter than any treasure!Just one look at you strutting around on the top deck in this sassy pirate uniform will clear up any doubts of you being the best dressed outlaw on the high sea. This dashing bright red jacket looks absolutely stunning with its gold braiding and the included white lacy cuffs and jabot, and the elegant black pants will go perfectly with whichever sexy style of boots you add. You'll need an impressive hat to be the best dressed lady in the fleet, but you'd also better have a sword to help defend your title!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
One thing they never teach you in pirate school is how to tell good rum from bad. It may not seem that important to a successful plundering career, but it's handier than you realize. Show your fellow swashbucklers your discerning sense of taste, in both refreshments and style, by wearing our exclusive Plus Size Captain Blackheart Costume to your next Caribbean cocktail party!The pirate life seems pretty simple and straightforward, what with living on boat with a bunch of other sea dogs, spending all your time searching for islands to scour for treasure, and getting in the occasional scuffle with the navy trying to ruin your fun. Sure, that's all there is to it if you're fine being a basic pirate. But, if you want to be a pirate of distinguished tastes, you have to do more than swing a cutlass around and say “Yaaarg!” all the time. Dressing up in a flashy coat, with plenty of ruffles and gold colored fringes, will quickly set you apart from your scallywag comrades. And once word gets around of the fine quality spiced rum that you share with your mates, you'll quickly be the most popular party guest on the high seas!While this fanciful pirate outfit may not come with its own supply of rum, we've designed it to make you look quite dashing, even without liquid assistance. The bold red overcoat and tricorn hat give you the style of a daring corsair, and comes with a faux leather belt to strap a sword and pistol to. Add a pair of cuffed and buckled costume boots and our matching Blackheart Cape to complete this outfit, and raise a toast of good rum to being a classy pirate!
Bring Back Pirates Not many people want to be white-collar criminals, but plenty of dashing souls want to be pirates. Why? Because pirates are awesome, that's why! The buccaneers of yore were larger-than life. Blackbeard tied lit fuses into his beard during battles to freak out his enemy (we're guessing it worked). Sir Henry Morgan held a whole town for ransom and when the governor tried to capture him, offered a huge reward to anyone who would capture the governor instead. #Confidence, right?Product Details Pillage, plunder, and sack ships up and down the Spanish Main while wearing this Men's Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive costume includes a long red coat with white ruffles and a long blue cape, both trimmed with golden fabric. A fluffy white jabot shows that you may be a ruffian, but you're a ruffian with standards. Two belts accent your waist and chest. The comfy blue pants are great for a day of combat, and the tricorn hat is sure to impress even your enemies. Yo Ho Ho and All That Jazz Swash your buckle, load the cannons, and prepare to board! Once you've added your fake weapon of choice to this amazing outfit, you'll be the most impressive person at your next party or performance thanks to your sheer level of swagger. No ship sailing between the Americas and the Old World is safe from your marauding, and no dive tavern on a coastal beach can keep up when you're around. It's a gift, really.
Raising a young scallywag on the high seas isn't quite as easy as it used to be. The amount of buried treasure has dwindled in the last few centuries, making it hard for pirates to scrape together the gold doubloons needed gear their little ones for high adventure. How's your little one supposed to join you on all that swashbuckling adventure without a cool pirate outfit to wear? That's why it's important for buccaneer parents to keep their eyes open for a good deal when they see one!This Pee Wee Pirate Costume is an adorable infant outfit that will turn your baby into the most fearless and most adorable scallywag to sail the seven seas! The costume combines white pirate-style shirt with a bright red vest to create a classic look perfect for your little first mate in training. Combine that with the skull and crossbones hat and your infant will be ready to join you in your quest to find some buried treasure.
What will you be when you grow up is the question asked to every young lad and lass and the variety of answers are as many as there are children asked. Your kiddo has had a number of answers over the years. Lawyer, doctor, astronaut, deep-sea diver, foreign spy, housewife, alien bounty hunter… each occupation more dangerous and adventuresome than the previous one given. You’ve attempted to temper her ambitions with calm encouragement, but who can ever prepare for when their young lady says that she is ready to set sail to the vast seas and conquer the lands under her skull and crossbone flag? Indeed, your girl is ready to add her names to the dangerous list of ship-sailing buccaneers in her effort to become the greatest pirate captain in history! Could you be more proud!?Of course, the seven seas are a dangerous place, but what the Black Pearl Orientation doesn’t tell you is just how cold it can get in the late nights when the sea sprites get really active and douse the whole environment with a mist that makes everything near frigid! It’s no doubt time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches, but maybe we should be sure that she’s fully geared up. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Brown Coat Pirate costume. This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The brown faux suede dress with bodice insert gives the perfect period look while also keeping those cold nights at bay. The lacy and ivory layers keeps the look feminine while the matching brown top skirt reminds the crew that this lady is serious and has her eye keenly on her share of the treasure—and maybe some of theirs! Faux suede boot tops with a classic pirate styling flaps over the ankles and the matching belt comes in a variety of sizes to ensure optimal style and comfort. Finish the look with the maroon head scarf with pirate flag design and she’s ready to tackle every threat on the seas.
Sworn EnemiesCurse that nuisance, Peter Pan! He's always flying around overhead, pestering you and distracting you from your goal of getting off this amazing fairytale island and going back to honest pirating. He's even got that huge crocodile involved ever since he gave it a chew toy that looked like you. (Rude.) It's not your fault that you tried to do him in once or twice. That's just the pirate way. Product DetailsBe swashbucklingly sensational in your exclusive Kid's Captain Hook Costume! The unisex outfit includes a long jacket made of deep red velvet and decorated with golden trim along the edges and faux pockets. The snowy white neck scarf fastens in the back and its frills look amazing against the jacket's neckline. The black faux leather belt fastens around your waist, accented by a gold-tone plastic slide buckle. Foam-backed velvet boot tops secure under your feet with attached elastic bands. The red tricorn hat can be shaped as desired thanks to a hidden wire and is trimmed with a feather and golden accents. Neverland's Nemesis Ever since you ran aground, you've noticed that this island is a pretty unusual place. It's got real mermaids whose sweet voices sing from the lagoon, fairies who flit around trailing pixie dust, and inhabitants who never grow old. Boring! Where's the shivering timbers, the sea battles, and the planks for your enemies to walk? You'll have to shake things up a little now that you're here. In fact, Neverland could become a really amazing pirate refuge (which you'll rule, of course). If only you can avoid that crocodile...
That Pirate BizYawr. Pirate Biz. You know what we're talking about. Pillaging, plundering, and raiding the high seas. It might seem like dangerous employment, and, well, it is. But, it's also your opportunity to secure some cold, hard cash. You know...gold doubloons!Sign us up! We're all about that hustle, and if you feel the same way, well, then, we just gotta get you into this Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume. In this stunning costume style, you could either be a brand new pirate recruit, or a seasoned scallywag. And either way, you're gonna be ready to get your plunder on!Design & DetailsThis costume is a brand new style created right here in our own costume studios. And we'll go ahead and say it, our designers just love pirate costumes! So, they went a little above and beyond with this costume, which is why it's a serious upgrade from your typical costume selection.It comes with a dress, scarf, belt, and sash. The dress is styled to look like a blouse top and a red velvet skirt, but it's one piece for simplicity's sake. A wide belt fits around the waist, as does a skull printed sash. And it comes with a headscarf to round out the look. We do have it pictured with some extra accessories, and we'll encourage you to pick up a few of them to enhance the style. Yawr!Costumes from A to ZPirating might not seem like the noblest occupation, but if it's the life for you, we say go for it! Of course, we have plenty of other costume styles, too, so if something a little safer seems more up your alley, that's perfectly a-okay, too. Whatever your inclination this Halloween, make your best choice, and be sure to have a whole lotta fun!
It’s been tough for the once lofty career pirates. Invent a couple airplanes and suddenly nobody is traveling by ship anymore! The old pirates who were especially skilled and capable of finding the best treasures have mostly retired and moved to what they claim is “somewhere warm.” Pirates retiring to Florida!? That’s just depressing. Where is the adventure!?But, all hope isn’t lost. There is another faction of would-be pirates just waiting to be picked up and brought to the seas for a long life of pilfering and swashbuckling. They’re energetic and learn faster than anyone a Seven Seas captain has ever encountered. They can climb like mad and, trust us, they will climb on anything! And, best yet, hardly any of them have ever had a paycheck, so they are ready to work for a pittance of the profit! That last one can get you in trouble with certain labor laws, but… you’re a pirate! Can’t imagine that bothers you…We’re talking about a whole new league of kiddo pirates! And, you can garb up your newest in this Kid’s Cutthroat Pirate costume to transform the tyke into a dangerous looking rebel. The black and red color scheme speaks danger! The shirt comes accented with a crisp white collar and bell sleeves, edged by stripes of faux leather and black cord. Wrist cuffs give your new pillager an edge of danger while the cropped pants are sure to keep the kid ready to climb up the mainsail for any number of tasks. Accessorize the scum with an eye patch, pistol, or a good old fashioned cutlass and you’ll be ready for all the pirating you’ve longed for. Available in adult and plus sizes so you can have your full crew up and ready in no time.
A Cutlass ClassicNow, we don't want anyone thinking that we're caught up in the past. But we're bothered that certain pirate traditions are getting left behind when it comes to modern pirate costumes. We get that a striped shirt and colorful scarves make for great costumes but can we ask for a little commitment, please? Pirates had to battle crocodiles... they took on mermaids in wrestling competitions... they rode cannonballs? Anyway, we obviously don't know much about what pirates actually did but we do know they went through some serious injuries giving them a great excuse to use lovely fashion accessories like eye patches, peg legs, and hooks for hands! Fun Details & DesignThis silver and gold molded hook will serve to make you the best pirate you can be. Just throw the hook over your real hand and watch as your character transforms into an authentic tough sea-faring cur. The molded cuff is five inches tall to cover your fist and has a rod inside so you can hold on and hide the fact that you still have all your digits. Off the HookWe love it when people go all out for their costumes. And if you're looking at this accessory then you probably respect that view as well. So congratulations, if you're wearing this look, we're not gonna make you walk the pirate costume plank!
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
Hats Off to You!Ahhh, your first voyage at sea. Many people think becoming a pirate captain is easy—just grab a boat, a ragtag crew, and pursue your rogue ways—but it's not so. Upper-level piracy actually involves intense training and land exercises on pirate base camps before you earn your "sea legs." It's all very intricate—and secretive of course—but nevertheless, you have completed the grueling training portion and are ready to set sail! Congrats!You'll need your ship, of course, and supplies, and your parrot, and wait...don't even think of pushing off from shore without the proper captain's hat!Product DetailsThis Carribean Pirate Hat is the ideal topper for your hard-earned wardrobe. It's a classic tricorn shape with a perfectly distressed, faux leather material for that "I have spent years at sea, pillaging and plundering," look. It's fearsome. It's weathered. It's the perfect hat for you to make your big blue debut.R-E-S-P-E-Sea-TRemember, the most important thing for a pirate on the high seas is his reputation—you want to be respected and feared in equal measures. And if there is anything we've learned about pirates after all these years, it's that no one respects a pirate captain without a really good hat. No one.
Anne Bonny and Mary Reed were the first famous female pirates, but even they didn't have a look this cool. With this Plus Size Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume for Women, you'll look even more fearless and threatening than Calico Jack himself! Any swashbuckler would be lucky to have you on board, so grab your cutlass and get ready to show them that you're just as salty as the rest of the crew.We made this sassy seafaring costume ourselves, so you can be sure that all the bells and whistles will be included in one dastardly piratey package. You don’t only get the beautiful blouse, corset, and the extra long pirate flag skirt, we wouldn’t let you sail off into the sun like that. No, you also the lovely striped leggings, the blood red scarf, and the faux leather belt and harness that are depicted in the picture! Although we would suggest that you arm yourself with some high-quality weaponry. You never know when other scurvy seadogs are going to be fixing for a fight. So you may want to take a look at the fine collection of swords and guns we have available on the site.The last thing you want is to lose your ship and all the treasure you’ve accumulated throughout your lustrous career in piracy, and then, to top it all off, be deserted on a desert island. That does not sound like a good time, and what are we trying to do as pirates? That’s right, have a good time. So don’t forget to arm yourself before you set sail on your next adventure this Halloween.
Yaaaaarrrrr, who be up for a life of piratin'? If ye be the seaworthy type o' fella, me hearty, then have we got an offer of a lifetime. Join our piratin' crew, and you'll have all the ships o' the sea to plunder! Yer life will be filled with nothing but adventure, saltwalter and stale food...uh... oh. That doesn't sound that great. But, yaaaarrrrr! I suppose there be plenty o' swashbucklin' sword fights! And lots of scurvy! ..wait, lots of scurvy? Eww. Did we mention total anarchistic freedom? But also no DVR...Now that we think about it, pirating might not be such a great gig. It seems like maybe movies and books have romanticized it a bit too much. But we won't hold it against you if you wanted to keep the fun, unrealistic pirate fantasy in your head going as long as you want. In fact, we've got this cool Cutthroat Pirate Costume to help you out, it seems pretty great with no scurvy in sight.This costume is perfect for Halloween or just any random pirate party. It's a durable 100% polyester interlock knit fabric, with a look that shouts "Yo ho and a bottle of fun." The costume also comes with a bandana and faux leather boot covers with an elastic band on the bottom. Grab one of our pirate swords from our accessory store and you'll be dancing jigs in no time. Just try to limit the excitement to pretend pirating, because, really, who wants to live without convenient nearby fast food? We'll pass.
Curse Peter Pan! That little flying nuisance has no respect for an honest pirate. After tricking the crocodile into chomping down your hand and leaving you with a hook, you've vowed to have his blood! (Although the hook looks kind of cool and certainly does terrify your crew. But he doesn't need to know that.) Product Details Become the most famous pirate in the world with this Hat for Captain Hook! Besides his hook, the captain is really well known for his great sense of style, especially his lid. This red hat has a stylishly curved brim and is decorated with an oversized white faux fur "feather." It's great for flourishing dramatically right before you fire a pistol at an underperforming crew member. Neverland Nuisance That's Pan, of course, not you. You're going to rule this island someday as long as you can get rid him. You decide to trick Pan into fighting you and then you'll pull an underhanded move and catch him in a man trap! It'll be great. You're even wearing your lucky hat so that everything will go well. You feel so good that you forgot that it's really hard to trap a kid who can fly...
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
Safe Harbor SabotageYou look pretty sweet in ruffles and velvet. No one would assume that you've got a scheme to take the docked treasure in one of the most guarded harbors in Europe. You've been scrolling through maps and scheming with hardened rogues in the hull of your ship for months. You've come up with all sorts of ideas. Gideon Read wanted to simply take the city by fire and force but that had already been tried and stopped before. Ol' Captain Cannonbait tried to insert a spy into the ship's guard but the weasely kid disappeared within two hours. You knew your idea would work the whole time. You just had to let the big men get their ideas out first. The whole time, all you had to do was play the damsel in distress by rolling up in a rickety lifeboat. The soft-hearted Captain would hoist you up, offer you a wool blanket, and let you case the place before letting your companions on board. You might be a damsel but your not in distress!Product Details & DesignThis roving buccaneer costume is Made-By-Us, giving it a unique flair as well as a high-quality appeal that you'll be able to wear again and again. The skirt has ruching in the front and an asymmetrical hem. The waist is accented by a faux leather corset, setting off the light-weight ruffled blouse with cold-shoulder sleeves. The look is topped off with a black scarf and a jolly roger sash. Fierce FleetAre you looking to have a boat rocking good time? Use your Halloween costume again and host a pirate-themed party whether you're getting together with friends or family, our pirate catalog has selections for every size. Even a new-born rogue can join your crew! Or simply jump on board with this ensemble and see what random maties get drawn to your band of rebels. Your sails spell some serious trouble!
Avast me ‘earties, Yo ho!So you’ve bought your ship. Sure it looks like a Kia, but it’s really the Queen Anne’s Revenge. You even figured out how to hoist your pirate flag, a pole stuck through the sun roof that also doubles as the crows nest. Heck, you even have a flint lock (plastic of course), and a sword (also plastic) to do battle against anyone you might come across.But you are still missing the thing that lets common folk know you are a pirate to be feared. You are missing this Governor Tricorn Pirate Hat. Now you could go claim it from some poor unsuspecting oaf, or you can just click “Add to Cart” here, and not have to face charges of (plastic) armed robbery. Besides then you would never get to sail (drive) the seven seas (highways in town) collecting your booty (the shopping)!
So, you’re back in medieval times walking down a dirt road from one village to the next, just minding your own business. Then you overhear a perfectly normal conversation between two travelers about a mighty knight slaying a devilish dragon. The story abruptly stops and you notice them with looks of horror upon their faces. They seem to be staring right at your torso, you look down and you see your favorite graphic tee or casual button-up. Next thing you know you’re being burnt at a stake and accused of witchcraft.Now that whole situation could have been completely avoided if you happened to be wearing one of our White Peasant Shirts! So if you should ever happen to find yourself thrown back in time to the medieval ages have one of these bad boys handy and you'll be good to go. This amazing, loose-fitting attire will even help you blend in at any Renaissance festivals you plan on attending. Also, you can use this old-timey shirt to complete a number of costumes for Halloween, such as a fierce pirate or a flirtatious bard costume!
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
The Jolly Roger CallsEveryone wants to know what you're going to be when you grow up. Why not tell them that you want to be a pirate? When you think about it, it's a pretty good job. You get your own ship to sail anywhere you want, far away from anyone who tells you to eat your veggies, and you have to have cool weapons. When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. What's not to love? Product DetailsLive a rover's life and dress in this exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Kids! A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters. An attached black vest front is sewn with a skull and crossbones, and a black sash ties around your waist. Add the striped pants and tie the black bandanna around your head for good measure. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! You're being looted for treasure! Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. Pirates can still be polite. But there's no reason why you can't bury your leftover candy in a chest in your closet. It keeps any rival scallywags (aka your siblings and friends) from discovering your stash of treasure and doing a bit of pirating themselves.
These Boots Are Made for Mauradin' If you want to be successful at anything you do, wearing the proper footwear is key. You wouldn't try to run a marathon in a pair of ballet flats, would you? Of course not. So if you're an aspiring pirate queen ready to acquaint treasure galleons with your cannons, you'd gear up with the right kind of boot. Product DetailsStride the deck of your ship or swing through the rigging to attack a merchant craft in this pair of Women's Brown Lace Up Pirate Boot! The calf-high boots are made of brown faux leather with a wide cuff, gold-tone grommets and buckles, and brown laces. Hoist the Jolly Roger Accent your fearsome costume with these equally fearsome boots! Of course, if you want to wear them around the house or to work, we definitely won't judge.
Say, "Arrrrrgggh"What do you need to be a pirate? A ship that can sail the high seas? Skill with a sword? A salty old map that leads to some treasure? Nah. All you need is is this Scallywag Blood Red Costume Hat and the gusto to say the word, "Arrrrrgggh" a lot! We can help you get that hat you've always needed, so all you have to do is work on your arrggghs!Design & DetailsThis snazzy pirate hat is a Made by Us design that's perfect for experienced pirate captains and those who just want a little extra adventure in their life! The hat is made completely out of polyester with a faux leather shell. It's sculpted into the classic tri-corn shape, which is a must-have style for scallywags across the high seas. The inside of the hat even has a size-adjuster to help you get a comfortable fit for your pirate adventure!
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
Avast, ye cur, royal highness ahoy! There's not a lot of people pirates will maintain respect for. The raiding, ship stealing life doesn't lend itself to kowtowing to anyone with a royal title. When your daughter was found as a stowaway, off the coast of Barbados, those sea salt hardened hearts opened up a bit. First, the captain kept putting off making her walk the plank. Then, the cook in the galley started slipping her the best bits of hard tack. Soon enough the crew were bringing her little trinkets and singing her sea shanties. Your daughter has taken to the pirate's life but it's not all bad. We hear she's been teaching those scallywags some manners. They almost never spit on deck and they even ask one another to pass the rum rather than grabbing for it. They're the most civilized crew in the Caribbean. Who knows why they chose her as their leader? Maybe it's her charm, maybe it's her fantastic curls with pink highlights. Either way, this life seems to suit her. We're sure she'll visit home someday, after all, she's the one who tells them where to steer the ship these days!
Ahoy There, Little MateyOnce upon a time, your little toddler was nothing more than a sweet peanut who gave you huge hugs, read books in your lap, and loved to play pretend in your backyard. Since then, they've grown up a bit—the hugs are fewer and far between, the books are longer and your kid can read them to themself, and the playing pretend? Well, it still happens, but in a quieter way. This Kid's Sea Scoundrel Pirate Costume, though, can take them back to their first captivating love—pirates—and ignite their imagination again! That little kid in them will leap out the moment your child sees this getup, and they will wrap you in a huge hug instantly. Product DetailsThis cute costume comes with everything your child will need to secure a spot on the next ship a' sailin'! Well, everything except the ruthless attitude and strong stomach! It includes the lace-up shirt and striped pants, a belt with a big ol' buckle, a matching waist and head tie, and a pair of boot toppers. They will need to secure their own accessories — think an eye patch, a sword, or a parrot — but that should be no problem for a smart pirate such as your little one. Blast From the PastOnce they are dressed up, your kiddo will run to their closet and take out their old pirate stories and treasure maps, with a wondrous smile. They may even sit in your lap and read an old favorite. They may be growing up fast, but your child will always be your little scallywag, ready to sail the high seas!
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
Girl on the High SeasSome say that the high seas is no place for a girl. They say it's bad luck for girls to be on a pirate ship. But they're wrong (as they often are). Your little lady has everything it takes to lead a crew of brazen buccaneers. Whether she's fighting deadly Kraken, plundering the vast treasures of the seven seas, or commanding her crew as the undisputed captain, your girl is capable of it all! All your girl needs is an outfit that will help her take command of the ship. This Girls High Seas Captain Costume is perfect for the job!Product DetailsThis kid's Pirate costume starts with a pullover tank top with a black and white striped pattern. The frock coat fits over the shirt and has gold braid trim, the perfect accent for any flashy pirate captain. The cuffs are turned up for a rebellious attitude and the false pocket flaps add extra realism to the look. The hat is made out of faux suede material and has foam backing to help it keep its shape. Of course, no pirate captain can head out on an adventure without a parrot friend! This pirate costume comes with a molded vinyl parrot prop, which attaches to the shoulder of the jacket. Put it all together and you have a look that's perfect for any young swashbuckler!
Sometimes when you're a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you're the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren't a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There's absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.
Terror of the SeasBringing the ship in line with your cannons, you were shocked to see that there was almost no one on the deck of their ship. There should have been hundreds of people out there, but there was, at most, half of what there should have been.It just didn’t make sense! No one would take a ship that beautiful out with such a small number of hands to run it. That’s when you noticed it: This was no normal ship. They were running on a skeleton crew!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Swashbuckling Ghost Pirate Costume. The included jacket, vest, pants, mask, gloves, and hat are all that you will need to transform yourself into the deadliest and deadest pirate to sail the seven seas. The details of the costume are all perfect, from the silver buttons and skeletal features to the classic tricorne and mottled clothing. You will look like the undead horror you know you are inside when you strap on this convincing and cool pirate costume. Plus, you will be dead already, so you won’t have to fear serpents, battleships, or krakens!Gutless PirateIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you tell everyone that the secret to life as a skeletal, undead horror is getting plenty of calcium!
What's the one thing worse than being attacked by pirates when you're out on the high seas? Besides running out of rum, of course? For our money, it doesn't get any worse than being attacked by rogue pirates! When you show up to the party in this Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume, you'll shiver everyone's timbers!For one to become a rogue pirate, does that mean he's a pirate that doesn't play nice with others and can't manage to stay on a crew, or does he need to be such a good pirate that no other crew can keep up with him? Maybe it's a combination of both, because a really good pirate would probably want to be a captain and lead a crew to increase their plunder, but if he doesn't get along with others, then not even the saltiest sea dogs would want to follow his orders. It would take a very skilled and ruthless buccaneer to go rogue and terrorize the Caribbean on his own. And quite the fearless one, too...But, that just means you get to keep all the treasure you find for yourself, and you can dress in menacing costumes like this! The battle-worn outfit includes a leather-like vest and striped trousers, which look very sinister when combined with the matching head tie and black vinyl accessories. Add a fearsome pirate sword and an eye patch if it suits you, but when you already look this ruthless, you may not even need them to win your battles!
X Marks the SpotsYou've been on a ship for more days than you've been on land in your life. You've made the long, stormy trip across the Atlantic many times, looting American furs, Spanish sugar, and British ships loaded with tea and spices along the way. You've dined with fair ladies in Seville, toasting to your crew's victory with glasses full to the brim with Spanish Amontillado. You've sailed into secret harbors to unload both black market products and fugitives from the law. You've faced harrowing storms and mysterious creatures from the deep. Many of the infamous tales of ghost ships and phantom lights have sprung from your lips. You don't even need a map, but if you had one your favorite spots would be marked all over the world!Product DetailsThese faux leather boots look right at home on a brigantine. Pairing well with an assortment of historic costumes, the boots have a wide cuff at the top and a buckle across the instep. A rounded toe and slight heel give them an optimum shape for climbing up the mizzenmast and making a dapper impression on land!Boots for a BuccaneerA pirate who has seen so much, like yourself, needs a good pair of boots. Boots that can be trusted through the next decade's squalls and sorties. Get your sea legs in ship shape with this shining pair of boots, perfect for a top-notch buccaneer!
Pirate has been done. We get it they're cool, they're tough, they've got cool hats. Here's the thing. How do you update your costume? This year your pirate character could be a little "deeper". This hat will make your Bluebeard or Captain Kidd seem as if they've risen from the bottom of the sea. Thought a regular pirate was scary? Nu uh, not nearly as scary as a sea pickled undead pirate.When you're going for the finely aged buccaneer look the devil is in the details. The tricorn hat is an instantly recognizable seafaring look but the gauze hanging over the three sides gives this hat a mystical and mysterious look. Wear this to your next costume party with one of your sleek raconteur ensembles or pair it with one of our many options. All you have to do no is work on mixing that pirate accent and your zombie groan.
So, you and your little girl are headed on a treasure hunt? Well, X marks the spot when you're hunting for buried treasure, but actually getting to the “X” on the map can prove to be a lot more difficult than expected! You may have to fight against a whole crew of scallywags before you can claim your treasure, which is why it's important for you and your little girl to be fully prepared for a swashbuckling adventure when you take those first few steps! That's why you need this toy pirate sword!This Pink Pirate Sword gives your little girl the kind of weapon she needs when she's planning to set sail on the high seas! It's made of plastic, so it's a lot safer than a real sword while she learns how to fence like a real pirate, but it also looks just like the real thing, so it should scare off any sea dogs who try to stop her from finding treasure. Of course, it has a cute pink handle, so your little girl still gets to add a dash of her own unique style to the her look, even with her choice of weaponry!
It takes a long time to work your way up the ranks of a legit pirate crew. If you've just enlisted, then we're sure you're still working the ship as a deckhand, aka sea scum. You probably spend most of your time scrubbing the decks and don't even get to have a sword. We're not cool with that, and you shouldn't be either. It's time for an upgrade!Upgrade your lot in life, and your style with this scallywag pirate costume. Scallywag is the next rung up from deckhand, after all, and the best way to make sure you get to show off all of your skills and talents. You know, like the fact that you can swing your sword with the best of em... and that your salty gaze is known to make soldiers dive overboard when they see you staring them down!This costume is styled as a shirt and attached vest combo, along with striped pants, boot tops, sash, head tie and belt. Add a cutlass sword and maybe an eye patch to this costume, and you'll be the bucco that everyone's buzzing about! With this bold get-up, you'll probably even get the attention of the captain. Not that it matters. It's only going to be so long before you throw him overboard anyways. Because once you move up from scallywag to first mate, well, you're only one mutiny away from running your own pirate ship!
Marauder MysteriesIs there any profession more mysterious than pirating? Who was Roger, and why was he so jolly? How do you fit fifteen men on a dead man's chest? How do tough sailors get away with funny phrases like "poop deck" and "shiver me timbers"? Now you can shrowd yourself in the mystery, too! Simply slip this face mask on and you'll protect the people around you while mantaining a tough reputation!
When we say Pirate Hat, we know that there are only a few images that come to mind. Black Tricorn. And… uh… Yep. That’s pretty much what we’re left with. Give us a captain and we have the same hat every time. Well, how is a pirate supposed to make their mark on the world if it is always going to be the same hat as the last famous pirate to sail the seven seas!? How is anyone going to leave an impression and create their own iconic image? We know that you are looking at being the greatest and most fearsome and, most importantly, the most fashionable of pirates in history!Well, we’ve heard the need and are ready to heed your demands with this Sexy Pirate Hat. Create that reputation as the most terrifying yet fashion-forward pirate on the high seas. This black velvet hat is edge with black lace and a perfectly contrasting gold piping to give you an exotic and rich look filled with frills and thrills. The luxurious red satin bow will have your onlookers attention drawn right to you just long enough for them to wonder if it is passion or blood that they’re about to see. Stay devilishly good looking while you engage in your devious acts of piracy and make sure that your look is uniquely memorable!
Cool with the CrewIt's not always easy to rise to the top of the popularity scale on a pirate ship. Pirates are famously ornery. Maybe it's the sun, salt water, or having to eat hard tack for every meal but it doesn't take much to get on their list. You make one too many peg leg jokes and One-legged Jack will have you standing on the plank by the end of the week. But if you're too goody-goody it might be a problem as well. You can't be using a napkin, fork, and knife when you're eating your grease grits and salt pork. But this salty pirate knows how to walk the line. She's sassy with the people that like her to be sassy. She's nice to the cook, polite to the captain. She just knows how to get all her shipmates to like her but you could probably tell that from her outfit, right?Details & DesignThis Made by Us pirate costume is a lot of fun with sassy stripes, elegant flowing sleeves, and just the right amount of ruffles. The featured pants are high waisted to complement your midriff top just right. The high-waisted pants have an elastic waist to help them fit just right. Our designers also created a gold trimmed midriff top with a scooped ruffled blouse neckline. It's paired with faux leather cuffs that fit on your upper arms and are bedecked with gorgeous flowing ivory sleeves. Star on StarboardWant to make your pirate costume as unique as you are? You have so many options when it comes to accessorizing. Keep it tough with an eye patch, sword, or even a few scars. Feel fabulous with jewelry, a scarf, or even a gorgeous feather-trimmed captain's hat. Make it what you want it, this pirate costume commandeer everyone's attention!
We usually recommend that kids wait until they're a little older to commit to a life of piracy. It's just that what we think of as a perfectly respectable maritime occupation gets called a lot of ugly names, especially by certain individuals in the Royal Navy. High treason against the crown, they say. Very bad manners, some of them call it. But we made this great costume for your pint-sized privateer anyway, because we know that the name-callers are probably just jealous!The gold trim and buttons of the burgundy jacket will make all those spiteful labels roll off the young captain's back like sea spray on a freshly-swabbed deck. The deluxe faux-leather boot tops will have him pacing the bow like an old salt. The white lace neckpiece will give him an air of refinement and authority, and the hat crowns the look. All you need is a hook (if you like) to make this the best-looking kid's pirate costume for a thousand leagues in any direction!Just be sure to politely remind the captain that even though a corsair might be considered a scalawag in certain circles, a true pirate is not without a sense of honor. The foul mouth and rough habits of a sailor are not a requirement for the job. It's a good idea to map out some of these boundaries early on, because we wouldn't want you to get double-crossed and marooned on a desert island the first time you turn your back!
You're notoriously evil, Mister Blackbeard. And you've got to keep up your look to prove it. The original Blackbeard lit his beard on fire when he was raiding ships. How is that for a work uniform! Yeah, you complained about the itchy polyester polo at your first job but just imagine if your whole face was literally on fire. It was his own choice but it would still cause some serious work comp scenarios. You don't need to play with fire to add a demonic flare to your look, just pop this Blackbeard Pirate Hat on your wicked pirate head. This hat has a slick look in a faux suede and is kicked into an edgier gear with the rivets around the three tri-folds. So, get out on that boat and keep those matches far, far away. Rocking this hat is a great way to have a true Pirate of Caribbean adventure!
Kid to Pirate KingIt's the pirate's life for us. The spray of saltwater against your skin, the wind in your hair, the smell of, well, fish and ocean stuff would be a daily occurrence (most of that sounds nice). We can't imagine how fun it would be to spend 90% of your time on the sea. There's probably a ton of downtime when you aren't plundering—think of all the activities you could do! Want to learn guitar? Just take one from the locals and teach yourself (hey, grab a guitar instructor while you are at it). Yeah, there isn't much job security with piracy, but real pirates, well, pirate for the thrill, not the paycheck.Design & DetailsDoes your child have a buccaneer in spirit? We're they born to be a sea captain? They will backflip from the top sail when they put their eyes on our Plunderous Pirate Costume for Children. Just remember the toy sword is sold separately, but don't worry, any pirate worth their salt can use their wit and cunning to get out of most predicaments. We exclusively make this child's pirate costume, so we made sure to add the details that any pirate buff will yo-ho for.
Being a pirate shoemaker has to be a frustrating job. You put all of your time and energy into crafting a pair of stylish, handmade boots specially designed for navigating slick decks and trudging across sandy beaches, and then what fashion trend comes along? Peg legs! Sure, the pirates still have need of your services, but they’re only buying half as much merchandise, which is to say nothing of the annoyance you feel when you think about how many of your beautiful boots have wound up on the bottom of the ocean, or in the belly of a shark, or in the hull of a sunken ship. These boots are made as pairs and it just seems a shame to swap one out for a boring old peg.Ah well, at least there are still some pirates out there who appreciate the shoemaker’s trade, like whoever winds up hitting the high seas in this snappy pair of black vinyl boots. Featuring multiple gold buttons for that seafaring flair, this flashy footwear laces up to just below the knee, perfect for the added protection a true rogue needs, or for just looking sharp at your next costume party. Just please make an old cobbler’s day and promise you’ll do your best not to come home with one boot and a peg leg.
Is your kiddo ready to be the most feared pirate in all of Neverland? Does he dream of taking down that blasted Pan and the Lost Boys? Is he a little more frightful when it comes to crocodiles than most other children? Does he hate the sound of clocks? Well, we have the perfect costume for him then. Check out this amazing Child Captain Hook Costume!This flashy costume will make your little one look like the infamous villain in the tales of Peter Pan and the magical land of Neverland. The devilish maroon jacket has a lovely gold trimming at the front and the collar edges, brocade ribbon at the sleeve cuffs, as well as a patch of Hook from the animated Disney film on the left side. The golden sash is also attached to the jacket so no worries of losing it while upon the high seas. Once your kiddo tosses on the black pants his transformation will be just about complete, he just needs to accessorize now! One accessory that is included is the white tricot dickey that can easily be fastened around your little one’s neck. Take a look through the rest of our pirate themed accessories to find him a classic pirate hook, as well as a trusty cutlass, and a fancy feathered hat just like Hook’s.Before you know it, your little one will be off to Neverland to finally settle a score with that wretched Pan. Hopefully, before he sails off on that adventure, he has plenty of fun running around town this Halloween. Who knows, maybe enough sweet treats will help him forget about his grudge with Peter!
Pirate Hair, Don't CareBuccaneers and other seafaring scallywags are super lucky. Beyond getting to make their living in an awesome albeit illegal way, the conventional rules of dress don't apply to them. They can wear whatever they want and don't even have to bathe. If they're having a bad hair day, they can just cover it up with a tricorn hat and some fun accessories. Product DetailsIf you want a pirate's life, you need this exclusive Pirate Beaded Braid Accessory Set! The set includes three unisex hair dangles, each attached to a sturdy alligator hair clip. The cords are strung with brightly-colored beads, mystical-looking medallions, and more. Buccaneer Bling Blackbeard was said to twine lighted matches into his signature beard, but that seems like a dangerous way to make a statement. It's much better to become a trendsetter by using fun hair jewelry to dazzle and impress allies and enemies alike. You can say that you picked them up in some exotic port, or won them from a rival sea captain.
I regret nothing, ever.Wise words from the world's most infamous pirate captain! He knows that in order to have a great adventure, you have to march forward without spending any time worrying about silly things like past mistakes. Of course, that also means that you might have to fight a few enemies from your past from time to time.If you want to live like Disney's Jack Sparrow, with no regrets, then it's time to dress like the fearless captain from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This plus size costume will have you ready for adventure in no time.Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume comes with everything you need to step into the role of the cunning pirate captain! It starts with a white shirt and a blue vest that fits over top. The vest features metallic-colored buttons and can be worn open or closed to achieve a realistic Jack Sparrow look. A pair of brown pants is also included to complete the main ensemble! The costume comes with a fabric waist sash and an adjustable faux leather belt to wear around the waist. The boot covers are designed to work with most pairs of brown shoes. Finally, the costume comes with a red bandana to help you become Jack. When you have it all on, you can live a pirate's life, free of regrets!
Yo Ho Ho and a Barrel of Rum Pirates are salty dogs, scurvy scallywags, and well-known appreciators of the occasional mixed drink or two. Who can blame them? The tropical sun can make a buccaneer work up a powerful thirst, and fresh water goes bad quickly on the high seas. Oh well, better make another coconut or pineapple-flavored drink. A freebooter has to be hydrated before he raises the Jolly Roger! Are there any paper umbrellas left? Product DetailsSet sail for fun when you wear your exclusive Plus Size Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume's top fastens up the front and is made of red poplin. It's designed to look like a seafarer's jacket, complete with turned-up cuffs and metallic cold trim. The cuffs are sewn with white chiffon ruffles to match the ruffled jabot that secures around your neck. Two faux leather belts can be fastened around your torso. Tie the triangular chiffon scarf as desired and complete your dashing appearance with the brown foam-backed tricorn hat! All in a Day's WorkWhen he's finished raiding merchant vessels and swabbing decks, an honest pirate likes to relax at a nice tavern and have a glass of his favorite drink before he leaves for more pillaging and plundering. If you let him visit your party and help himself to the drinks, he promises not to loot the place. That is, he won't loot it of valuables, but you might not have many beverages left after he and his crewmates leave.
Legend of the High SeasBack in the olden days, pirates were terrifying threats. They were murdering, pillaging, uncouth and unwashed thugs who burned and besieged their way down the High Seas. Grown men would blanch at the very names of Blackbeard and Henry Morgan. Gently-bred women would burst into tears. Nowadays, pirates have had a bit of help from Hollywood. They’re back in favor as swashbuckling, fast-talking, smooth-operating guys who have more of a Robin Hood vibe than a straight-up murdery feel. If you saw one walk down the street, you’d be more inclined to take a selfie with him than to run away screaming. In fact, you’d probably be so starstruck that you wouldn’t even notice when he pickpocketed your wallet.Design & DetailsSet sail for fortune and fame in this exclusively designed Plunderous Pirate Adult Costume! A V-neck shirt front of the finest material was pillaged from the hold of a merchant ship and now graces your everyday wear. It goes underneath a brown jacket trimmed with ruffled cuffs. A red and white sash ties rakishly around your waist, and a red bandanna knots around your head to protect it from the sun’s rays. A pair of brown seaboot covers finishes your dashing ensemble!It’s the Pirate’s Life for You!This Halloween, it’s up to you how you want to live your pirate destiny. Will you terrorize the neighbors with gruesome sea shanties, steal all of the candy from the party bowl, and declare no quarter on the dog next door who won’t stop barking? Or will you be the suave, lady-killer type whose swordfighting skills are only equaled by his hilarious wit (and who still has all of his teeth)?