Full Sail for FashionAvast, mateys! It’s time to pillage and plunder! Adventure beckons on the Spanish main. Gold coins and treasures by the trunkload await the daring seagoing thieves who brave the thundering surf and mighty cannons of their merchant prey. Muskets may fire and sabers slash, but a true pirate is never daunted in her quest for riches.Of course, in order to strike terror, awe, and maybe a little envy into the hearts of her victims, a pirate lady needs the appropriate getup. Here at Fun.com, we’ve got you covered – literally! Down a briny back alley, next to a grog shop in Port Royal (step over the rum-addled drunks), there is a secret tailor shop that specializes in outfitting only the fiercest of buccaneers. The finest, silkiest polyesters from the exotic West Indies often pass behind its dim counter, ready to be made into garb fit for a seafaring queen. For the measly price of two pieces of eight, the scarred tailor with the tattered eyepatch will create a masterpiece of style and function. You are destined to be famous as the best-dressed pirate in history!Product DetailsFamous lady rogues Anne Bonny and Mary Reade have nothing on you when you wear this dashing Pirate Parachute Skirt. Made of 100 percent polyester, this one-size-fits-most skirt has a comfortable braided drawstring waistband. It is lightweight, breathable, and won’t slow you down while you climb the riggings or bury a chest of doubloons. An interior ribbon ties the fabric back to transform your look from a straight skirt into a fuller flounced look – perfect for celebrating in style after pulling off a successful raid.Dress Up, Me HeartiesChannel your inner pirate when you wear this fabulous skirt to your next plundering session. Pair it with your favorite blousy shirt, knee-high boots, and big hoop earrings, and you’ll be as sensational as you are swashbuckling!
Some girls have that twinkle of adventure in their eyes! They don't want to sit around while the world passes them by—they want to set sail on the high seas to find treasure and thrilling adventures! Now, your little girl will be ready to be your sidekick on your next swashbuckling escapade. This Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume brings the style of a buccaneer in a size that will fit your little one, so she jump into the fun of being a pirate. She may even be ready to take on the role of captain once you have her all geared up in her new pirate outfit!
Yo Ho HoAre you craving the freedom and riotous living of a pirate's life? Ye can't just go from your landlubber ways straight to being a freebooting terror. Ye've got to dress the part. First of all, no more taking your Vitamin C. An authentic pirate would have some serious scurvy to go with his ferocious face. Next, ye'll need an eye patch so that ye squint when reading a treasure map. Finally, ye'll have to display some of your ill-gotten bling or other pirate captains won't believe ye when ye claim to be the most successful pirate in the seven seas. Product DetailsThis exclusive Pirate Eye Patch and Earring Accessory Kit will shiver your timbers! The unisex accessory kit features a black satin eye patch that's backed with foam to help it hold its shape. Secure it around the back of your head with its attached elastic band. The gold-tone metal hoop can be fitted comfortably through your ear piercing with its screw back. Believable BuccaneerEmbrace the pirate way of life this Halloween, or any time that you want to look like a seafaring scallywag! Friends dressed as sailors will be wary of your felonious ways, but you'll sail circles around them even without your usual number of eyes.
Pirates, like the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow, have quite the cantankerous life style, don’t they? They spend a large portion of the day imbibing copious amounts of rum and the rest of the day is taken up by the 3 P’s of pirating: pillaging, plundering and pilfering. It’s quite safe to say that having a good sword at your side is a necessity.Unfortunately, it’s not really a good idea to carry around a real pirate sword in broad daylight—rules on brandishing swords in public are much stricter than they used to be back in the golden age of piracy. That’s what makes this toy sword from Pirates of the Caribbean so great! It’s licensed from the movie and has a realistic look, giving you that true swashbuckler feel, but it’s made out of plastic and it doesn’t have a sharp edge. That way, you won’t hurt yourself when you carry it to your next pirate party dressed as Jack Sparrow.
Challenging CareersWhat do you think the hardest job in the world is? There are a lot of professions that are physically taxing, like athletes, construction workers, or shelf stockers. Then there are the jobs that drain you mentally, like firefighting, news reporting, or taking care of people’s health. Everything is a different level of difficulty for different people. However, we do think pirates have pretty tough jobs as well. They have stuff to do all over the ship, like swabbing the decks, hoisting the yards, and climbing the rigging. Not to mention all the fighting, looting, and plundering they do as well. If you’re going to be doing all that activity in a skirt, you’ll need one that you’re able to occasionally keep out of your way—and show off your cute stockings as well!Product DetailsThis brown pirate parachute skirt is lightweight, which makes it perfect for layering. The waistband has a drawstring to accommodate most sizes, and an interior ribbon can tie to give that shorter, flouncy look in the front. It’s also a great way to show off your boots! Add a puffy-sleeved shirt, a belt, a hat, any plastic weapons of choice, or all of the above to make a complete pirate outfit.
Green and GrumpyThis parrot is very grumpy. Why is he so grumpy? Because he has been sitting at the pet store for 27 years. He’s watched young pups and kittens come and go. Boa constrictors and ferrets have lingered for only a few days each. Even the bottom-feeding fish have been hard to keep around, but this old grump has only been up for adoption once. That fell through thanks to a couple of unsavory phrases that he squawked at the very wrong moment.The pet store employees have started their own Charm School for the grumpy Gus, and it seems to be having an effect. But after 27 years, it seems the only way he’s going anywhere is if a pirate walks through the front door.Product DetailsTrust us, despite his grumpy look, he really is a nice parrot. He loves to ride on shoulders. And since he weighs about as much as a latex glove, it’s like he isn’t even there. And he holds on tight, like a binder clip, so you’d be free to move around even if he followed you everywhere. Plus, he is quite beautiful with his lime-green feathers and yellow beak. We’d even miss him a bit if you decided to give him a good home.Quiet CharmLet’s clear up one extra thing: he’s almost always quiet. A couple squeaks every now and then, but after a couple of Parrot Charm School lessons, he’s really cleaned up his language. We’re certain he’d make a perfect Parrot Shoulder Buddy for any occasion!
We have a lot of assumptions about the lives of pirates. We imagine them exclusively at sea, sailing on massive ships and spending the bulk of their time singing sea chanties in order to drive their passions high enough to risk attacking another seafaring vessel or following an ancient map to lost treasure buried deep beneath ocean tides or, perhaps, on the sandy shores of far off islands. But, of course, it isn’t always sea travel that holds a pirate’s time! Everyone needs some good shore leave and it is there, perhaps, where the greatest mysteries of pirate life is hidden.Pirate hideouts located in hidden alcoves in the midst of island collections or cavernous entries where whole villages of pirate crews engage in trade and tales secreted under the very noses of the constabulary that seeks their heads! Now, there is where some of the real piracy takes place. And who is there to maintain peace and order amongst a group of people known for their devious debaucheries? Some make claims of a pirate king, sitting on a horde of treasure… but who seriously believes one man can command all pirates everywhere!? No, it is in fact the pirate wenches who have all the authority. Why? Ha! They control the rum!It is your shift, lass, and how better to keep these rugged pirates under thumb than in this Deluxe Pirate Wench costume!? In this polyester satin, crushed velvet, faux leather, and tulle garb, you’ll have the perfect combination of clothing to keep those jolly Rogers at full attention. Peasant neckline and puffy sleeves combine to make an innocent looking white bodice but the red velvet skirt and leather vest with gold ribbon contrasts to give you just enough kindly and plenty enough rugged! Finish off the look with the black and white striped satin sash and bandana and matching black choker, if you feel the need, add a cutlass or tricorn hat and you’ll not only be commanding the pirate cove but might earn your own ship!
High Seas StyleBe it because of mutiny or just because he was the first one to find x marks the spot, your child has completed an important achievement. He's been promoted to captain! A truly high honor and prestigious role to be sure, but now there's an important step to make sure he cements his leadership position without leaving any room for questioners or naysayers. Yeah, he's going to need a captain's costume!Look no further for a high seas style for your young buddin' captain than this here Boy's Ship Captain Costume. A truly memorable costume, this costume is Made by Us right here in our HalloweenCostumes studios. And when we talk about being a captain, we don't just talk the talk, we make the costume!Design & DetailsWhen he has this costume, he'll be destined to lead his band of scallywags to the biggest treasures, to the coolest locales, and to raid and plunder all of the King's ships. Styled as a shirt/vest combo, pants, and jacket combination; it also includes a belt, hat, and scarf so he'll have everything he needs to set sail. Stylish skull printing on the attached vest is the perfect complement to the roughhewn stitching of the jacket, and with plenty of unique details, we're sure he'll feel like a real deal pirate. Just complete the costume with a pair of boots or boot tops, and maybe a cutlass sword and an eye patch if he's feeling particularly salty!Take CommandDesigned for the truly elite buccaneers abound, this exclusive kid's costume is going to have him ready to take command of his ship. So, um, now's the part where we have to ask. He does have a ship docked in the harbor that's ready to set sail, right?
Have you ever wondered where this pirate craze started? An argument could be made for Johnny Depp's rough and tumble captain act. That seems a little late since so many of us grew up loving the classic striped shirt, eye-patched look. We think that once we watched Peter Pan as kids, pirates were implanted as cool guy villains in our minds for good. As much flak as Hook gets, no one can hatch a plot quite like the suave Captain Hook.His nefarious nature takes pirating to the next level. He's got an undying greed for power over Neverland, a hatred of crocodiles, and a vendetta against the wily Peter. Somehow his best-laid plans are always ending in defeat, although he gets pretty close to victory. This elite Hook costume includes the fancy jacket and vest. The jacket is a rich red and detailed with gold braid trim on both the body and the sleeves. You'll feel like a truly imperial villain, just don't forget to invest in the classic curly tresses and hat that make the Captain look so dapper. Of course, remember to obtain Hook's dangerous prosthetic. Captain Hook wouldn't be himself without his hook for a hand.You'll be ready to finally get back at Peter Pan when you deck yourself out in this exquisite captain's coat and vest. Whether you've got some fantastic Halloween plans or you've earned a starring role in a production of Peter Pan, in this ensemble, you'll have the lost boys shivering in their timbers. Now, if you could only take care of that ticking crocodile!
Avast me hearties--that means "listen up" to you landlubbers! Cap'n says it’s bad luck to have a wench on the ship...but Cap'n isn’t here right now, is he? So hop aboard (and why not take over command, while you’re at it?) If any of these scurvy dogs try to tell on you we'll make sure them’s walking the plank, ourselves. See here, pirates like their sails full (and their egos fuller) and their grog cold (and their hearts colder). But did you know that pirates also like their clothes to be eye catching, and their costumes even more so? You didn’t? Well, this Pirate Wench Costume has a-plenty of fine details to make you feel like queen of the high seas (and put the rest of those salty dogs in their places). Yo-ho-ho--there's even a scarf to tie back ye locks and look even more like a pirate of yore. So, keep a weathered eye for snitches. The laced corset has a very pirate-y skull and roses design and the off-the-shoulder dress with cinched sleeves is perfect for when a lass needs to raise a mighty sword against a raiding party. The skirt can be worn down for windy days on the docks or cinched up high to pillage another vessel and relieve it of its gold and treasures. Climb to that thar crow's nest and keep a lookout! We don't want no mutiny up in here. But if we hear of even one of them bilge rats even thinks of tellin’ the Cap’n that there’s a pirate wench on board (even if she looks like she could best them all at the ropes without so much as a hornswaggle) they’ll be swimming in Davy Jones’ locker before they can say “Argh!”
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
It takes a long time to work your way up the ranks of a legit pirate crew. If you've just enlisted, then we're sure you're still working the ship as a deckhand, aka sea scum. You probably spend most of your time scrubbing the decks and don't even get to have a sword. We're not cool with that, and you shouldn't be either. It's time for an upgrade!Upgrade your lot in life, and your style with this scallywag pirate costume. Scallywag is the next rung up from deckhand, after all, and the best way to make sure you get to show off all of your skills and talents. You know, like the fact that you can swing your sword with the best of em... and that your salty gaze is known to make soldiers dive overboard when they see you staring them down!This costume is styled as a shirt and attached vest combo, along with striped pants, boot tops, sash, head tie and belt. Add a cutlass sword and maybe an eye patch to this costume, and you'll be the bucco that everyone's buzzing about! With this bold get-up, you'll probably even get the attention of the captain. Not that it matters. It's only going to be so long before you throw him overboard anyways. Because once you move up from scallywag to first mate, well, you're only one mutiny away from running your own pirate ship!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkIs your little one showing leadership skills at this early age? Does your little one stage hijinks at their daycare? While this tendency might lead to a little bit of trouble every once in a while, we think it would be more fun to simply lean in. Why fight it? Lean in. You could roll into this and create a treasure map to help your kiddo find treasure. What's a treasure to an infant? Well, most babies we know seem to be hunting for remotes, cell phones, and other breakable technology. It's always a challenge to keep these items hidden. So make that treasure map too complicated for even the smartest baby to figure out and easiest enough so you'll be able to find your phone before you leave for work. It's a win-win. Baby learns skills and your phone isn't covered in drool for once! And after a long day of searching for buried technological treasure your kid will be ready to kick back with the maties and knock back a big ol' bottle of milk. Seems like it's the pirate life for your captain, after all!Product DetailsThis baby will easily rule any ship on pure charm when they're rocking this Cuddlebug Captain costume. This costume features a lush jacket that's trimmed with pink braiding. The neck and cuffs are trimmed in white lace, the pink braiding matches the vertical striping in the soft pirate pants. Belted with a soft jolly roger belt, it has just enough edge for those high seas adventures. And to make this baby's captain's status stand out, this costume is topped with a tricorn hat that's trimmed with white lace. Kid with a CrewWant a whole crew this Halloween? You have a lot of options for every member of your family. Young and old, everyone likes a seafaring adventure!
Avast me hearties!When the doctor put your little girl in your hands for the first time, you knew you were holding the best treasure in the world. And when she smiled, you knew there would be nothing worth more to you than her happiness. And you got excited that you could play like a kid again, with the best partner ever.When she turned three, you started to teach her to talk like a pirate. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your partner wasn't too impressed with that one, but you still caught them smiling at your daughter. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island for a bedtime story. You used the light sabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight.Now all you need is to put her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume. This will complete her training as your first mate. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while, she is swinging her saber around the seven seas she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of BRAINNNNNNNSWhen that black sail appears on the horizon, you'd better hope that it's Blackbeard! Believe us, the alternative is worse. You'd think that no merchant sailor would be happy to see the diabolical Edward Teach, but lately there have been rumors floating across the Spanish main about a ship full of pirates who are hungry for something very specific... and very messy!Product DetailsTerrorize the seven seas when you wear your exclusive Zombie Pirate Costume for Kids! The outfit's sleeveless shirt fastens at the back of the neck and is printed with details of bloodstains and exposed ribs. It looks perfectly creepy under the red jacket with its slashed hems and matching bloodstains. The pants add to the gore factor with printed graphics of exposed muscle. The pirate look is reinforced with the faux leather boot covers. The foam-backed hat is printed with a skull and crossbones images as well as additional faux bloodstains. Terror beneath the Topsail No one knows how it happened. Some say that the pirates stole an ancient, arcane artifact. Others say that they dug up another pirate's treasure and invoked an ancientcurse. Whatever happened, it's best to stay off of the high seas as much as you can. Don't travel if you can help it, and definitely don't transport any gold, silver, or jewels. The terrifying buccaneers will steal it all, which will make them work up an appetite, and then they'll keep you for dessert!
A Pirate's MarkThe mark of a great pirate? Is it their skill with a sword? Maybe it's their ability to maintain balance while performing heroic acts in a deadly battle on the sea. Perhaps it's about how much they love! Well, we think it's something else that's the mark of a great pirate. Their hat, of course! Have you ever seen a swashbuckling captain set sail without a daring hat? Nope! Every great captain wears a stellar hat while cruising the seven seas, so if you plan on commandeering a ship of your own, then you'd better be ready to wear a hat. You're going to want this Pirate Corsair Hat on your head!Product DetailsThis classic Pirate Corsair Hat is the finishing touch to any great pirate captain costume. It has a classic tricorn style, so it quickly adds that captain-like quality to your look. The faux leather material also helps create a realistic style that pirates from the 1700s would wear. It's the first accessory you need when crafting a pirate cosplay outfit. Of course, be sure to check out our full selection of pirate accessories and costumes to get your sea-faring style just right!
So, you and your little girl are headed on a treasure hunt? Well, X marks the spot when you're hunting for buried treasure, but actually getting to the “X” on the map can prove to be a lot more difficult than expected! You may have to fight against a whole crew of scallywags before you can claim your treasure, which is why it's important for you and your little girl to be fully prepared for a swashbuckling adventure when you take those first few steps! That's why you need this toy pirate sword!This Pink Pirate Sword gives your little girl the kind of weapon she needs when she's planning to set sail on the high seas! It's made of plastic, so it's a lot safer than a real sword while she learns how to fence like a real pirate, but it also looks just like the real thing, so it should scare off any sea dogs who try to stop her from finding treasure. Of course, it has a cute pink handle, so your little girl still gets to add a dash of her own unique style to the her look, even with her choice of weaponry!
Lady or Pirate?Disney’s Elizabeth Swann certainly looks like a proper lady when we first meet her. She wears fine dresses, lives in a mansion, has servants waiting on her, and keeps her hair immaculately styled. However, we soon learn that her personality doesn’t necessarily match her appearance. Elizabeth is fascinated with pirates, adventure, and even treasure (of a certain sort).As the series continues, she begins to act less like a lady and more like the Pirate King she becomes. And of course, she wears outfits that are much more appropriate for commanding ships and fighting enemies than dresses with tightly laced corsets!Design & DetailsNow you can shed your fancy dress and become a pirate with this Elizabeth Swann Costume from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean! This costume was designed and Made By Us so you could have a practical and stylish outfit for chasing down treasure.The shirt and vest combo features classic billowy sleeves and brass-colored buttons, with faux suede laces on the back to help you get the right fit. The brown pants complement the rest of the outfit, and the boot covers ensure that you can wear your most comfortable sailing shoes and still have the look of a pirate! We hope you’ll have some grand adventures and maybe even find the treasure you’re looking for when you wear this swashbuckling costume!
If you expect to make it as a successful pirate, there are a couple important guidelines you'd best be aware of. One is to not mark your buried treasure stashes with a giant X (that's just a dead giveaway these days). The real piece of advice we can offer, though, is to slip on this exclusive Plus Size Deluxe Pirate Wench Costume while you're scouring the high seas for booty!Of course, these are simply suggestions, and not the rules of living the pirate life. In fact, the best part about being a pirate is that there are no rules to begin with! But we have noticed (in our extensive pirate research) that if you're careful with your treasure, and you dress in a sassy and intimidating outfit, your plundering days will be much more successful than if you just sail around, guns blazing! We also suggest adding plenty of accessories to your pirate look, since you never know what troubles you'll be confronted with. And keep in mind, aspiring pirate, that sometimes just a sexy dress is all you need to stop your enemies in their tracks!Our satin and soft velvet costume dress strikes the perfect balance between glamorous and fearsome. The long layered skirt looks elegant while letting you show some leg, so be sure to add your favorite pair of pirate boots. Once you're dressed for action, all you'll need are an accessory sword and pistol, and any flashy jewelry to show off what you've plundered, and you'll be on your way to a legendary career of piracy! Just remember to pick something other than an X to mark your loot with...
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.
Off the HookPirates all have their ups and downs. Sometimes the wind is blowing the right direction and there's a ship full of gold and spices on the horizon that's flying a distress flag. But sometimes all they've got is a barrel of wormy hardtack in the belly of the ship and the whole crew is blowing at the sails in hopes it'll get their ship to budge. That just made us think, what's the ultimate day look like for a pirate? It would have to contain multiple elements such as the defeat of a long-standing foe, the discovery of a brand new treasure map, and a fine mug of Caribbean rum. And whether that pirate had one hand or two, that day would surely be declared as off-the-hook!Details & DesignThis lush red Made by us Privateer Pirate costume is sure to inspire storybook style adventuring. The coat swings to mid-thigh and has a subtle all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It's trimmed with gold brocade ribbon and has wide cuffs for a extra fancy gesturing. The jacket secures on the inside with buttons for a smooth front. Complementing the jacket, the maroon knickers peep out from under the hem and are sure to be comfortable with elastic just below the knee. The look is polished off with an ivory cravat and a stunning wide-brimmed hat with wire in the brim edge so you can decide what angle makes you look most dapper.Now Sea HereReady to head out on your adventure? Make sure you're ready for your debut with details like the long curly wig, knee high dress socks, and a shiny golden hook as pictured. Want to make this a classic couple's look? Team up with the mischievous Peter Pan or a mermaid to make your storybook look complete!
Product DetailsWe know Hook's hot-headedness was part of his personality but we can't help but believe that if a women had his place on the ship she would have handled things differently, other than his red velvet ensemble that is. How could you say no to a rich red velvet coat and an oversized hat with white feathers?Honestly, if Hook had been a lady the pirate captain's conflict with the mischievous Peter Pan probably would have been cut short. After all, we all know that Peter Pan is the kind of little boy who can't stand to be ignored. If the female version of Captain Hook had simply given him a cold stare, lifted one eyebrow and went to ignore his antics as she plotted the crew's next voyage in her cabin Peter would have left them alone to go bother someone else in no time. Then Hook would have still had a hand and the pirate crew wouldn't have been stuck in Never Neverland, endlessly pursuing the flying wonder child! And the crocodile? It wouldn't take long before Miss. Hook was wearing a pair of striking crocodile skin shoes.You'll be ready to show those lost boys that they'd better stay in the forest in this striking ensemble. The coat is dramatic with gold piping and a belt to accentuate the waist. With boot covers, a dashing cravat, and the red and gold hat with white feathers you'll be instantly recognizable as the nefarious pirate captain, simply add the hook to make the look complete. It's about time Never Never Land had a lady in charge!
Neverland is ripe for the taking! It’s a paradise that’s loaded with perfect weather and plenty of treasure to be excavated. The only thing you need to worry about is a troublesome child named Peter Pan and his crew of Lost Boys! (You also might need to keep your eyes on any crocodiles that might be lurking in the area.) You’re going to need the kind of profession that keeps those kids in their rightful place, which means you might just need to become a pirate captain to get the treasure all to yourself.Yes, a pirate! That’s the only profession rowdy enough to give Peter Pan a run for his money, so to speak. Of course, you’d better brush up on your proper pirate lingo with phrases like, “shiver me timber!” and “ahoy me hearties!” But you’d also better have the proper attire. After all, no pirate can hold the title of captain without a ravishing outfit that commands respect from other pirates and lets you look ready to set sail.This exclusive Captain Hook costume is a plus size version of our women’s costume and features a look that’s perfect for invading Neverland, or for battling against the Lost Boys. It comes with a royal red jacket, with a classy, white jabot. The black belt fits around the waist and the pirate hat has an extravagant look fit for a pirate captain. The boot tops add the finishing touch to the outfit, making sure that even a lone crocodile won’t want to mess with you!
So, you’ve just enlisted with one of the top pirate crews. You have two days to prep your things before you sail--pack your bag, say goodbye to those land lovers, (and pick up an extra box of Dramamine at the local drug store).You want to show up looking fierce and every bit as worthy of the sea as your male counterparts. It’s this Womens Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume for you, then, lassie! This ensemble helps you to show those sea dogs that you're no rookie, you can pillage and plunder with the best of them. It doesn’t hurt that this dress boasts a flag showing off their favorite logo--it never hurts to make a good first impression. Even on a pirate ship. Actually, come to think of it...especially on a pirate ship.So, suit up in this Womens Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume and get ready to hear a whole lot of 'Yawrs' once you step on board. You also may want to secure this deep in your trunk, pirates will steal anything beautiful and this ensemble is definitely that. The long-sleeved peasant blouse pairs perfectly with the faux leather corset. The two-layer wrap skirt is printed with the skull and crossbones for style, while the striped leggings will keep you warm when the salty sea wind starts to whip up. Enough of a treasure for you, scallywag? We didn’t even tell you about the the antique-brass-tone metal buckles. Wow! Well, we can’t help with the seasickness or the ship’s food, but as far as looking the part of a particularly savvy sailor, we got you covered, miss matey!
A pirate without a sword? No! What? That would be like a chef without a knife, a ref without a whistle, a ship without sails - it isn't going to work, people! We’re starting to panic! Why, oh WHY would anyone dress up as a pirate and not have a sword? What kind of cruel world is this? Is there no joy anymore? No adherence to protocol? For the love all things good and right, please add this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword to your swashbuckling costume; you’re look will become so much more authentic. Because if the world is such that a pirate must sail without a sword, where will it end? Will clowns forgo their balloon animals? Will flappers let fall their boas? Save humanity from a devastating blow--pick up this plastic pirate sword and set the right course.
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONYou'd think that it wouldn't be too often that there would be new positions available in a crew of 50 or fewer folks. But, when you are talking about life on the high seas, complete with buried treasure, supernatural storms, and the periodic mutiny, there are suprising jumps up the Jacob's ladder!Still, to even be considered, you have to look the part. "Dress for the job you want," they say! That means having the right look from head to toe; emphasis on the look. That means a mean stache and period-appropriate beard braids! DESIGN & DETAILSTo ensure that you've always got the right facial accessorization going on for all your pirate imperatives, we have shaved all our in-house pirates and produced these wondrous whiskers. The Savvy Pirate Beard and Mustache feature a simple adhesive for your face. The mustache is styled with slightly upturned tips and the beard has two small braids at the chin that end in golden beads.INSTANT GROWTHNo need to worry about the perfect facial locks for your impending pirate mutiny (and subsequent ranking position on the ship). With this Beaded Beard and Mustache kit, you're ready for all the action with none of the early morning styling required!
Despite how awesome a set of high-top pirate boots look, sometimes, it's just comfortable to wear a set of your own shoes. Of course, when you're trying to look like an authentic pirate, or a dashing swashbuckler, wearing a set of sneakers on your feet is a quick way to kill your perfectly cultivated vibe. What's a pirate to do? Well, no worries, since we've got this dilemma covered with these deluxe vinyl boot tops!With a faux leather, black exterior, these boot tops bring the style of classic pirate boots to your look while still giving you the option to wear any pair of shoes from your closet. You see, these handy tops fit over your normal shoes and secure into place with straps that got under your foot, creating the illusion that you're wearing some high-grade footwear that's made for the kind of skulduggery that pirates are known for. Additional details, like a lace up cuff on top and buttons on the bottom, provide additional realism. No one will even know that you've got on a set of normal every day shoes on underneath, unless you tell them! And those people will just think you're crazy, because they'll totally think you're wearing real pirate boots.
We usually recommend that kids wait until they're a little older to commit to a life of piracy. It's just that what we think of as a perfectly respectable maritime occupation gets called a lot of ugly names, especially by certain individuals in the Royal Navy. High treason against the crown, they say. Very bad manners, some of them call it. But we made this great costume for your pint-sized privateer anyway, because we know that the name-callers are probably just jealous!The gold trim and buttons of the burgundy jacket will make all those spiteful labels roll off the young captain's back like sea spray on a freshly-swabbed deck. The deluxe faux-leather boot tops will have him pacing the bow like an old salt. The white lace neckpiece will give him an air of refinement and authority, and the hat crowns the look. All you need is a hook (if you like) to make this the best-looking kid's pirate costume for a thousand leagues in any direction!Just be sure to politely remind the captain that even though a corsair might be considered a scalawag in certain circles, a true pirate is not without a sense of honor. The foul mouth and rough habits of a sailor are not a requirement for the job. It's a good idea to map out some of these boundaries early on, because we wouldn't want you to get double-crossed and marooned on a desert island the first time you turn your back!
Filled with exotic and quizzical creatures, like mermaids—which we’re pretty sure would look amazing if they got sprinkled with some fairy dust and took to flight—Neverland is a place that never gets old, literally. Neverland is a magical place where time doesn’t quite move forward. It is here that Peter Pan and his Lost Boy friends can remain children for all their lives, even bringing a few friends to avoid some aging for a while. We’ve all had some serious fascinations about heading out to visit the place, though our own supply of fairy dust is rationed exclusively for costume designs. Sigh.Here’s the thing, though. Peter Pan is always calling Captain Hook an old man. It’s something that we always assumed must be true. The hook-handed captain must be well into his 60s or later. That explains why he’s always so afraid of the ticking clock. It isn’t just the fact that a crocodile is after him. After all, the captain has surely dealt with scarier things in his long years on the vast seas. He did sail to Neverland! It reminds him of his ever-aging closer to his own demise! But… then we got to thinking: he’s not aging in Neverland, either! And, how old is Peter, anyway, that he’s calling someone old? We realized that Captain Hook might just seem old to the youthful prankster. Hook might be pretty young, in fact, with those beautiful black locks not even showing the first sign of graying!So, it’s the perfect time to let you youngster try to fly the skull and crossbone flag in Neverland with this Teen Captain Hook costume. This elaborate black pirate jacket has the sinfully luxurious feel of rich velvet and sports gold trim details that not only contrast beautifully with the black but show the wealth of the pirate’s hoard. Enjoy a night spreading disharmony among the rude Lost Boys of Neverland and pillage the county for your rightful share of prizes. Just be sure to get back to Neverland before your own clock starts ticking!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
The pirate’s life seems quite glamorous in all the books, video games and movies we’ve seen. They’re always riding on a mighty ship, flying the Jolly Roger and stealing valuable treasures from dangerous foes. They’re always swinging from the mast and clashing swords with other scoundrels of the sea. They’re always pretty chipper too, since they’re drinking copious amounts of rum and singing songs with their chums. Of course, real pirate life was a little less romantic.Being a REAL pirate back in those days meant a life full of hard work and constant danger. It usually meant staving off scurvy by eating lemons and slurping down less-than-clean drinking water. It meant swabbing the deck in the hot sun until your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. Then, after all that, you have to fight a gang of sailors who are just as angry and tired as you are, just to get your hands on a few chests full of tobacco. Just be glad that now, you can pretend to be one of those awesome pirates that you’ve read in books instead of a real one!This Pirate Flag Captain costume helps you transform into one of the deadliest men on the high seas and you never have to eat a lemon or fight an angry sailor to get it! This exclusive costume was designed by our expert costume designers and mixes the classic style of pirates of the golden age with a new modern spin. It comes with a shirt, pants, a scarf and 2 belts. Of course, the best part about this costume is a coat, which has a skull designed right into the side to help intimidate your foes before you even draw your cutlass!
He's a CaptainDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow is a man who craves freedom! He wants to sail to faraway lands whenever he feels like it. He wants to chase after priceless treasures on a whim. He wants to have his rum and live a life of skullduggery… and that's probably why he's resigned himself to living the life of a pirate.Pirates live on the outskirts of the law and they play by their own rules. If you're ready to play by your own rules, then you may be ready to step into the shoes of Captain Jack Sparrow with this officially licensed costume.Design & DetailsThis Adult Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume comes with all of the pieces you need to become the legendary pirate. The costume begins with a shirt with an attached vest. The coat is designed to look like the one worn by Jack in the movies and fits over the shirt to give you an authentic pirate style. The belt and fabric sash fit around the waist. The boot tops fit over most pairs of shoes, so you can wear them with your most comfortable pair of boots. The costume also comes with a red headscarf and a pirate hat to help you feel like a true captain. The only thing missing from this costume is your own pirate ship to sail you to new adventures!
When infamous pirate Captain Barbossa became a privateer in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he did more than just get a new ship. He got a new hat! Working for the Royal Navy under King George II will do that for a guy.Well, we're sure you know full well that it's time for another spin through the Seven Seas, and you know that this iconic character is back for another Pirates of the Caribbean, this time in Dead Men Tell No Tales. And if you're thinking about becoming the peg leg captain dead set on revenge, well, you're going to need a sweet hat too!If that happens to be the case, look no further than this Barbossa Adult Pirate Hat. This style is a holdover from his days as a privateer, but it's still a distinguished look for any man of the sea. Be you a pirate, a privateer, or even...a dead man. Get this detailed hat to complete your costume look, and you'll be ready to set sail!
Pi-rat CrewStriding along the deck of your new cargo vessel, you have to wonder what kind of captain used to run this boat. Although the wood seems to be in fairly good shape, there are little holes in almost every wall. In addition, you think that you hear a faint squeaking sound carrying over the waters.Finally, you call out to your new crew, demanding that they present themselves presently! Even you are surprised to see the number of Pi-Rats that come streaming out of every hole in the ship. A mighty crew of 100 souls to run your vessel. Well, every pirate starts somewhere, right?Product DetailsFinding out that you misread the job description can be a tough situation, but you will at least be able to show your best face with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume! The awesome details of this dress, hat, and sleeves will be enough to make anyone feel like they own the high seas. The emerald green color is a beautiful, deep hue. You will love the lacy black and gold trim. The asymmetric cut is very sultry, adding a lot of character to an already great costume. The hat has a long feather on top, making your silhouette very pirate-y indeed!Stolen HeartsIf you want to sail the high seas in search of plunder, there is no better way to do it than with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume. You will love stealing hearts and gold bars alike in this awesome costume!
The Black Pearl AwaitsIt requires courage. It requires a taste for adventure. It requires skill with both sword and wit. Yes, to be captain of the Black Pearl, you must be a pirate of the highest caliber, like the one and only Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. He's sailed that ship through some of the most dangerous seas in the world and he'll keep doing it if there's a new adventure to be had!Do you thirst for adventure? Do you want a ship of your own to command? Well then, it's about time that you got the proper look of the world's most infamous pirate with this Plus Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume.Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. It goes to great lengths to capture the style of Captain Jack Sparrow's outfit from the movies. It comes with a simple white shirt and a blue vest that fits with buttons. The long coat, complete with decorative accents on the cuffs and pockets, fits over top. The brown pants fit with buttons and also feature pockets. The costume also comes with a fabric waist sash and faux leather belts, one of which acts as a sword holster. Finally, the ensemble is topped off with a red headscarf. The entire ensemble comes together for a look that's worthy of the most notorious pirate captain on the high seas!
There's a Mixed Drink on the Horizon! Avast, ye swabs and scurvy dogs! Look alive as you hoist the mainsail, swab the decks, and do other nautical-sounding stuff! The breeze is fair across the waves and will sail us quickly into the harbor of the tropical island paradise on the horizon. There we'll be able to take up honest pirating once again: and by that, we mean spending our ill-gotten doubloons to celebrate with delicious drinks topped with little paper umbrellas. Product DetailsWant an outfit that looks dashing, dangerous, and ready to party? You need this exclusive Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume includes a long red poplin top that's designed to look like a nautical jacket. It's decorated with gold trim along the center front and around its turned-up sleeve cuffs, which are also sewn with white chiffon ruffles. The matching chiffon jabot can be fastened around your neck. Two faux leather belts with gold-tone buckles secure around your waist. The foam-backed tricorn hat looks extra awesome when worn over the triangular chiffon scarf. A Pirate's Life Being the swashbuckling pirate captain isn't all Hurricanes in tall, frosty glasses, you know. It's also full of important duties, like provisioning the ship for the next long voyage through the Spanish Main. You have to calculate how well the supplies held out on your last trip and plan accordingly. For instance, when you sail out again, you'll probably need fifteen casks of rum instead of five. Thirsty pirates get cranky, after all. You can leave some of the gunpowder behind to make room - it's not as important.
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong age? You should be out there commanding a crew of scurvy swashbucklers on the high seas. You should be getting into intense sword battles with ferocious foes, while finding treasure chest filled with gold doubloons. You should have the wind rippling through your hair as you take the helm of your ship, guiding your crew into high adventure. But, alas, you're stuck here in the 21st century, where adventure like that occur mostly on the silver screen and the only way to get your hands on some gold doubloons requires a lot of searching on the internet. Of course, you could change all of that and it starts with the right wardrobe!And wouldn't it come in handy if the law of the high seas was back in place in the real world? That guy at work keeps forgetting to copy you on those important emails? Make him walk the plank! Someone cuts you off in the grocery store parking lot? Make them walk the plank! Your kids don't get up to greet you when you get home from work? Make them walk the plank! That might be a bit too much walking the plank, but you get what we're saying, right? The world doesn't have enough planks these days! Or doubloons, for that matter! What we wouldn't give for a hefty bag of doubloons once in a while. Gather them all into a chest, bury it somewhere, boom! You've got yourself some pirate treasure. As long as you don't lose a hand to a shark, or you aren't killed by a cannonball, or you don't get scurvy, pirate life ain't that bad!
Urgent notice! The Pirate King has sent out pigeons throughout all the seas to bring notice to all sailing pirates everywhere. What’s the problem!? Mermaids! They’ve got ballistic with jealousy. After years of watching we surface folk dancing and jumping, running and kicking? They have had it and began stealing away the best and most rugged of boots from pirates everywhere. Raiding, pillaging, smuggling, looting, and even drinking all require the proper equipment! How can anyone stomp on the deck with the proper profound thump if you’re barefoot!? Now, diving into the ocean to retrieve the stolen leathers from a bunch of merfolk is not the best idea. (The leather would be ruined, anyway!) So, we have secondary plans, but we must work quickly! We’re shipping out replacement Men’s Brown Buckle Pirate Boots for those who can act quickly. These brown knee high boots are astoundingly comfortable and available in many sizes, all with a 1 inch heel and a side zipper. Two faux buckles decorate the ankle and arch and the folded flap provide the iconic style of pirates everywhere. Beware, though. The mermaids are watching!
Say, "Arrrrrgggh"What do you need to be a pirate? A ship that can sail the high seas? Skill with a sword? A salty old map that leads to some treasure? Nah. All you need is is this Scallywag Blood Red Costume Hat and the gusto to say the word, "Arrrrrgggh" a lot! We can help you get that hat you've always needed, so all you have to do is work on your arrggghs!Design & DetailsThis snazzy pirate hat is a Made by Us design that's perfect for experienced pirate captains and those who just want a little extra adventure in their life! The hat is made completely out of polyester with a faux leather shell. It's sculpted into the classic tri-corn shape, which is a must-have style for scallywags across the high seas. The inside of the hat even has a size-adjuster to help you get a comfortable fit for your pirate adventure!
A Pristine PirateFew privateers know more about style and panache than the ready rival to Peter Pan. Whether offering up a sophisticated trill when ordering his crew to set up the plank or making a debonaire pose with his rapier, he's always a captivating captain! If you are looking to channel some of the same noble respect, there's one surefire way to do it!Design & DetailsPick up this Premium Red Captain Hook Hat from Disney's Peter Pan and you're ready to sail right to Neverland! The molded felt hat was inspired by the classic look of Captain Hook and comes from our Made By Us design team. Shaped with an exaggerated turned-up brim and featuring a golden edge, this hat is a perfect addition to any Disneybound, especially with the wireframe faux feather at the side!
Commanding a crew of misfit pirates is no easy task, so before you commit to dressing like a pirate captain in this deluxe Captain Hook costume you should consider a few things. First, since this is a pirate crew you should be prepared to have them steal and loot at every opportunity, even the hook on your hand is not safe. Also, they are always armed so do not wander the deck of your ship without a sword or pistol at the ready. Finally, they lie about nearly everything so when they tell you you're on course you might want to check the charts yourself. Fair winds, matey.
Treasure or BustDoes it seem like your innocent little girl might have a secret? Does she snap her notebook shut whenever you glance over her shoulder? Or maybe she heads out on mysterious bike rides after stashing a garden trowel in her bag. If any of these things are true then your child might be in pursuit of pirate treasure. Now, there are certain ways to help her out. You could give her a metal detector for her next birthday. Or you could take her to the local library and help her find reading materials on historical pirates in your area. And finally, you could inspire her to have treasure finding success when you rock this adventurous pirate costume!Details & DesignYour treasure savvy kiddo will love rocking this tough pirate costume! As this costume is Made by Us, the style stands out while the costume's high-quality lets your kid play pretend in this costume after trick-or-treating is over. It features a long pirate jacket that has a unique nautical trim and Jolly Rogers on the front. A lace-up shirt tucks into the high-waisted silky vertically striped pants. The look is cinched in with a red sash and is topped off with a dramatic captain's brim and a red scarf. Pair this costume with tall boots to make your kid's look complete. Grifting and DriftingThink your kiddo is ready to set sail? We think this Halloween is going to be a pretty grand adventure. And this costume is high-quality enough that your kid can wear this to play pretend or celebrate at pirate-themed birthday parties. Customize this look with anything from eye patches to swords and gold teeth. Just make sure that you keep an eye on your valuables or they might end up buried in a chest in the back yard!
Yo Ho Ho and a Barrel of Rum Pirates are salty dogs, scurvy scallywags, and well-known appreciators of the occasional mixed drink or two. Who can blame them? The tropical sun can make a buccaneer work up a powerful thirst, and fresh water goes bad quickly on the high seas. Oh well, better make another coconut or pineapple-flavored drink. A freebooter has to be hydrated before he raises the Jolly Roger! Are there any paper umbrellas left? Product DetailsSet sail for fun when you wear your exclusive Plus Size Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume's top fastens up the front and is made of red poplin. It's designed to look like a seafarer's jacket, complete with turned-up cuffs and metallic cold trim. The cuffs are sewn with white chiffon ruffles to match the ruffled jabot that secures around your neck. Two faux leather belts can be fastened around your torso. Tie the triangular chiffon scarf as desired and complete your dashing appearance with the brown foam-backed tricorn hat! All in a Day's WorkWhen he's finished raiding merchant vessels and swabbing decks, an honest pirate likes to relax at a nice tavern and have a glass of his favorite drink before he leaves for more pillaging and plundering. If you let him visit your party and help himself to the drinks, he promises not to loot the place. That is, he won't loot it of valuables, but you might not have many beverages left after he and his crewmates leave.
Captain FashionStep up, everyone who's applying to captain this crew of ruffians! Not just everyone can be a pirate leader, you know. An effective pirate captain needs to be tough and brave, but also requires a certain flashiness and flair and...is that a pink hat? Ok, you get the job. Product DetailsAdd some extra flair to your historical costume with a Kids Pink Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat! The three-pointed hat is made of dusty pink polyester faux suede. Each of its sides is decorated with an X made of white ribbon stitching. The molded crown is soft for a comfortable fit. A Pirate's Life Set sail for adventure! Your name will certainly be written in the history books, and you will most likely surpass even Blackbeard himself in fame. After all, all he had was a black beard, whereas YOU had a pink hat. That sounds much catchier.
A Cutlass ClassicNow, we don't want anyone thinking that we're caught up in the past. But we're bothered that certain pirate traditions are getting left behind when it comes to modern pirate costumes. We get that a striped shirt and colorful scarves make for great costumes but can we ask for a little commitment, please? Pirates had to battle crocodiles... they took on mermaids in wrestling competitions... they rode cannonballs? Anyway, we obviously don't know much about what pirates actually did but we do know they went through some serious injuries giving them a great excuse to use lovely fashion accessories like eye patches, peg legs, and hooks for hands! Fun Details & DesignThis silver and gold molded hook will serve to make you the best pirate you can be. Just throw the hook over your real hand and watch as your character transforms into an authentic tough sea-faring cur. The molded cuff is five inches tall to cover your fist and has a rod inside so you can hold on and hide the fact that you still have all your digits. Off the HookWe love it when people go all out for their costumes. And if you're looking at this accessory then you probably respect that view as well. So congratulations, if you're wearing this look, we're not gonna make you walk the pirate costume plank!
Ahoy there, matey! Is it wild adventures on the high seas that you seek? Are your land lubber legs itching to step aboard a mighty vessel destined for treasures and untamed landscapes? Do you look really good in a bandana and an eye-patch? Well then, perhaps it's about time you dropped that smartphone of yours and picked up a sword to become scurvy pirate of the seas! Okay, so maybe it's okay if you keep your smartphone, but if you want to make it as a swashbuckling sea dog, then you'd better bring this Golden Pirate Cutlass along for the journey.Modeled after the deadly weapons wielded by buccaneers of an age long ago, this toy Pirate Cutlass is molded to add a fierce look to your costume experience. With an gold paint-scheme that gives it the look of a captain's treasure, this sword will have you feeling like the top dog in no time! Of course, this thing is made of plastic, so don't go starting fights with any real pirates.
Solid Career Choice Instead of a firefighter or a police officer or an extreme skateboarder, why not plan to be a pirate when you grow up? It's an awesome occuption that someone needs to reboot. You'll get to terrorize the coastlands and raid rich merchant ships. Once you've gotten rich, you can continue your legacy by hiding some of your ill-gotten gains and creating scary treasure maps full of booby traps to protect your wealth. If it was good enough for Blackbeard, it's good enough for us, too! Product DetailsYou'll shiver some timbers for sure when you wear your exclusive Budget Pirate Costume for Boys! The one-piece top is designed to look like a black leather vest with a lace-up neckline worn over a white, collared shirt. A pair of matching faux leather gauntlets can be fastened over the sleeves. The brown pants tuck nicely into your sea boots, while the striped sash matches the striped headscarf to make you look extra dashing. Once you've picked out the perfect cutlass, you'll be ready for the open seas! Buccaneer in Training Even if you don't have a ship or a crew yet, you can at least practice for the day when your name will make sailors tremble throughout the Spanish Main! Trick-or-treating is kind of like pillaging and plundering, even if the pillaged households are greeting you with smiles and offering you candy. Maybe they know that resistance is futile. The one significant difference between pirate business and Halloween is that you probably shouldn't bury your treasure.
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?