Time to Go RougeIn life, you're an upstanding citizen and an all-around great friend. You help friends and strangers alike, whenever they need it, and you would sooner drink a no-foam soy latte than tell your barista they got the order wrong (black drip coffee, thank you very much). But this year has really got you fed up. If only there was some way you could simply storm off, take to the high seas, and live off the islands (and an urn of rum) when you make landfall. If only you could find a treasure chest of rubies, diamonds, sapphires, and gold and load it aboard your ship without asking permission. If you're getting tired of "if only"s, then you best be grabbin' fer this Men's Plus Size Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume. It'll put the Arggggh on your lips and a swagger in your steps before you can say "scallywag!" Product DetailsThis great look will turn you into a pillager on the high seas! It comes a handy set, including a billowy, lace-up black shirt with an attached eyelet vest and a black and maroon head tie and matching pirate pants. Also included are a buckle belt, wrist cuffs, and black boot covers. Whew! What a booty! You'll want to add your own accessories, like a sword, eye patch, or live parrot! Embrace It, MateyIsn't this costume what Halloween is really all about? It's time to channel your alter ego and embrace new parts of yourself that rarely come out. Happy sailing!
Um, did you just become a super elite pirate who mutinied his last captain to take command of the saltiest ship to be found and rule the seven seas with an iron fist and the uncanny ability to plunder enemy ships at will? Yes. Yes, you did. Because you had the foresight to pick up this Pirate Flag Captain men's costume!You might not believe us, but yeah, that was our plan the whole time with this pirate costume! We did, in fact, design this costume right here in our own HalloweenCostumes.com studios, and while, yes, we are letting folks other than yourself order it, we're sure you're going to be the best dang pirate to be found when you wear it. Cause you're gonna have a pirate flag right on your jacket!A really cool, innovative, and unique style if we may say so (way to go costume design team!) you've never seen a costume getup like this before. Striped pants and a white tunic shirt, along with two belts, make for a pretty traditional pirate style. But when you add the screen printed trench coat style jacket, well, that's when you become an elite captain! Arm yourself to the hilt from the armory of prop guns and swords that we have available, and you too will be ready to rule the high seas. Because, yeah, it's pretty much your destiny to become the Pirate Flag Captain!
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
SASSY SASHESDo you know why the horizon at night gleams with a comforting red glow? The reason, according to legend, comes down to the fierce qualities of the Queen of the Sashes. The story goes that a mighty pirate set to the sea to explore every last corner of the world. Each place she visited, she would demand that the inhabitants there offer her the gift of a sash. Those who complied were given treasures and praise, such that they raised up sashes of their own all over their home. Those who refused? Well... let's just stick with happy stories, for now! And, yes, technically, the red glow is due to the diffraction of sunlight and the fact that red waves of light can travel longer and avoid being scattered far off into the atmosphere. But let's stick with the tall tale for now. We're thinking a bright red sash might just add the perfect pop to a classic pirate woman costume, so we did just that when we designed this Women's Beautiful Buccaneer Costume. This style might not turn you into Queen of the Sashes, but we're sure it will make for a memorable Halloween!DESIGN & DETAILS Set sail to glory with this Beautiful Buccaneer costume. This fantastic costume was designed by our own legendary costume design team after they returned from the very same far corners and learned of this sassy sailor. This Made By Us look features a ruffled top with a dark corset and an asymmetrical black skirt with tulle and lace accent. Channel your own Queen of the Sashes style with the dark red bandana and follow that up with two sashes for your waist: one a printed pirate map and the other a matching red, woven fabric. HEADING TO FUNSail the seas, claim the cabin, and master the maps of mysterious places all over the world when you feel fierce and powerful in this unique pirate costume. Sashes-a-plenty and maps galore, you're going to have looks for leagues in this!
Despite how awesome a set of high-top pirate boots look, sometimes, it's just comfortable to wear a set of your own shoes. Of course, when you're trying to look like an authentic pirate, or a dashing swashbuckler, wearing a set of sneakers on your feet is a quick way to kill your perfectly cultivated vibe. What's a pirate to do? Well, no worries, since we've got this dilemma covered with these deluxe vinyl boot tops!With a faux leather, black exterior, these boot tops bring the style of classic pirate boots to your look while still giving you the option to wear any pair of shoes from your closet. You see, these handy tops fit over your normal shoes and secure into place with straps that got under your foot, creating the illusion that you're wearing some high-grade footwear that's made for the kind of skulduggery that pirates are known for. Additional details, like a lace up cuff on top and buttons on the bottom, provide additional realism. No one will even know that you've got on a set of normal every day shoes on underneath, unless you tell them! And those people will just think you're crazy, because they'll totally think you're wearing real pirate boots.
Dressed to ImpressArrr, matey! It's the pirate's life for us! What they don't tell you about the pirate life, though, is that besides the wave-tossed seas and scurvy-ridden crewmates, you have to go several months between barber appointments. Is it any wonder that most pirates' hair is long and tangled? Fortunately, you have a marvelous head of curls and you understand the importance of appearance when it comes to pirating. Seeing your glorious locks, your victims always surrender immediately. Surely, they think, someone with such magnificent hair is worthy of pillaging our gold! Product DetailsEven Captain Hook can't compete with this marvelous, exclusive Short Curly Kid's Pirate Wig. Sail the Seven Seas with pride while wearing your dashing wig complete with luxurious dark faux hair. The salt spray will never make the curls frizzy, and thanks to its snug, comfortable fit, even the fiercest of mock battles will never shake it loose from your head (although a few bobby pins wouldn't hurt). Shiver Me Timbers! You'll be pillaging candy right and left this Halloween, thanks to your amazing wig! Remember to share equally with your crewmates - generous captains never get marooned!
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Avast there! A merchant galleon has appeared on the horizon, and she be riding low in the water from all that treasure she carries. All hands on deck! Prepare to board - and don't forget the weapons! We'll be celebrating in a tavern and burying treasure chests on a desert island in no time. Product DetailsGive no quarter when you carry this Pirate Blunderbuss Costume Gun with Foam Bullets! The realistic-looking prop is painted to look like an old-fashioned muzzle-loaded weapon. It comes with six black foam bullets that you can push into the barrel. Press the trigger to fire them at your target! Armed and Dangerous It's a pirate's life for you because you've got the best buccaneer costume in the seven seas! Even better, you have all the look of a swashbuckling rogue without having to worry about the scurvy or the bad teeth.
When we say Pirate Hat, we know that there are only a few images that come to mind. Black Tricorn. And… uh… Yep. That’s pretty much what we’re left with. Give us a captain and we have the same hat every time. Well, how is a pirate supposed to make their mark on the world if it is always going to be the same hat as the last famous pirate to sail the seven seas!? How is anyone going to leave an impression and create their own iconic image? We know that you are looking at being the greatest and most fearsome and, most importantly, the most fashionable of pirates in history!Well, we’ve heard the need and are ready to heed your demands with this Sexy Pirate Hat. Create that reputation as the most terrifying yet fashion-forward pirate on the high seas. This black velvet hat is edge with black lace and a perfectly contrasting gold piping to give you an exotic and rich look filled with frills and thrills. The luxurious red satin bow will have your onlookers attention drawn right to you just long enough for them to wonder if it is passion or blood that they’re about to see. Stay devilishly good looking while you engage in your devious acts of piracy and make sure that your look is uniquely memorable!
A Salty TaleOnce upon a time, on the Spanish Main, there sailed a pirate who was the fiercest and most ruthless of all. No merchant ship was safe from the pirate captain's swift ship and deadly cannons. What? No, it wasn't Blackbeard. Ol' Crazy himself was scared of this other pirate who was more cunning and keen than anyone else. It didn't hurt that she dressed better than any of her opponents. It made her even more terrifying. Product DetailsStride the deck and inspire your crew in this Captain Pirate Women's Costume! The outfit includes a bright red coat that fastens up the front and is trimmed with gold along the cuffs, front and hem. White ruffles at the wrists complement the frilly cravat. The blue cape looks jaunty when it's blowing in the sea breeze. It's the same fabric as the blue pants, which can be tucked into your boots. Add the two brown belts, head scarf, and tricorn hat, and set sail for plunder! Hoist the Colors You'll be more eye-catching than a ship flying the Jolly Roger in this exclusive costume! All you need now is a good pistol or cutlass in your hand and your favorite pair of boots to keep you standing tall. Some cannons would be pretty cool, but those are hard to find these days. So is treasure, come to think of it, at least in the traditional sense. A bag of gold-wrapped chocolate is a more accessible treasure, and so much tastier than doubloons.
She may only have just taken her first steps, but is she ready to command a pirate crew? We say, yawr she is!When she turned two you started whispering pirate slang in her ear. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your spouse wasn’t too impressed with that one, but you still saw smiles beaming your daughter as she easily commanded the one-syllable lyrics. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island as a bedtime story. You used the lightsabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight and we won't even lecture you about canonical integrity. Because that's pretty cool of you.Now all you're tasked with is setting her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume, effectively completing her training as your first mate. She can be the tiniest member of your family's buccaneer-themed crew, or she can give that ol' scallywag Blackbeard a run for his money as the most notorious pirate of all time. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while she is swinging her lightsaber around the seven seas, she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
She's a Pirate!When we first meet Disney's Elizabeth Swann, she certainly doesn't look like a pirate. Her intricately arranged hair, delicate wardrobe, and fancy mansion all pointed to her status as a member of the upper class. Although her appearance might have made her seem only like a refined woman, her behavior revealed she was much more! She displayed a pirate's cunning and quickly adjusted to life at sea. Eventually, she even became a fearsome Pirate King!If you want to run your very own ship, you'll need an outfit that commands respect. And it wouldn't hurt to do honor to one of your favorite characters from Disney history while you're at it! Take a page from Elizabeth's book and grab your own pirate garb to start your epic adventure.Design & DetailsYou'll look just like our favorite Pirate King when you don this Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Costume. To start the outfit, we created an easy-to-wear shirt and vest combo. The off-white shirt is made from a light cotton blend, and the vest features antique brass-colored buttons. The comfortable brown pants fit seamlessly into the faux leather boot covers. A matching faux leather belt and black hat add charming detail that will have you ready to take to the seas!
Avast, Ye Swabs! All toddlers are essentially pirates. There you are, sitting comfortably with a mug of coffee and a cookie, scrolling through your social media feed, and bam! A little hand sneaks under your arm and swipes the cookie. They'll take anything they like - your bedroom slippers, their older sibling's action figures, the dog's water dish. Literally nothing is off-limits. If you tell them not to take other people's things, they give you a blank look as if to say, "But EVERYTHING is mine!" That's why they can "share" your snack and wear your robe as a cape, but heaven forbid you touch anything of theirs. Then you'll see some gunpowder explosions! Product Details Dress your little plunderer for success in this Girl's Petite Pirate Toddler Costume! The comfortable jersey-knit dress has black and white stripes on the skirt and printed lace-up details on the bodice. A wide black belt decorated with a skull and crossbones buckle warns merchant ships of their grim fate if they dare to defy the pirate queen! The blue jacket has golden rickrack detail finer than anything found in the shops of Port Royal. The black and white bandanna matches the skirt and fits comfortably under the skull-and-crossbones-embellished black tricorn hat. Terror of the High SeasVery few people manage to be both adorable and fearsome at the same time, but your little one manages to pull it off. You'll be laughing too much to care when she swipes your things - after all, it's her rightful booty!
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Mistress of the TideAre you ready to take control? Ready to set sail into the great wide horizon to seek your fortune? This costume is a great way to get in touch with your inner explorer. The world is at your bow, the bulkhead cutting through the waves, heading to the next destination. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Would you head to the tropics for white sands, tropical fruits, and ukelele music? Or are you the type who craves rocky shores, ruined castles on isolated islands, and dark and hidden coves? You're the boss, you decide where your ship is headed!Product DetailsThis costume is a gorgeous base to your pirate look. The white dress is an off-shoulder cut. It has ruffles along the neckline. The top has an empire cute to make it work with a corset or pirate sash around the waist. The sleeves are just the right amount of billowy and are cinched at three quarters. They also have laces attached so you can wrap them around your arms for a ragtag romantic look. The skirt is a high-low cut that flows nicely when you're standing in the sea breeze. Off the MapThis pirate dress allows you to venture beyond the costumes in our catalog and make a look that suits you just right. The look can be accessorized with a sash, corset, and all sorts of hats. With this wide variety of hats, you get to decide your rank on the ship. Go rogue with a rough, faux leather tricorner hat or get fancy with a lace and velvet captain's hat. You have so many options! Once you've gotten your costume just right then all you have to do is figure out where you're going to go. Bermuda sounds pretty good to us right now!
Kid to Pirate KingIt's the pirate's life for us. The spray of saltwater against your skin, the wind in your hair, the smell of, well, fish and ocean stuff would be a daily occurrence (most of that sounds nice). We can't imagine how fun it would be to spend 90% of your time on the sea. There's probably a ton of downtime when you aren't plundering—think of all the activities you could do! Want to learn guitar? Just take one from the locals and teach yourself (hey, grab a guitar instructor while you are at it). Yeah, there isn't much job security with piracy, but real pirates, well, pirate for the thrill, not the paycheck.Design & DetailsDoes your child have a buccaneer in spirit? We're they born to be a sea captain? They will backflip from the top sail when they put their eyes on our Plunderous Pirate Costume for Children. Just remember the toy sword is sold separately, but don't worry, any pirate worth their salt can use their wit and cunning to get out of most predicaments. We exclusively make this child's pirate costume, so we made sure to add the details that any pirate buff will yo-ho for.
Port Party, Ahoy! Silver Tooth Sadie had a reputation. She ran what they call a "tight ship". Her crew was always mopping the deck. Her ship cats were always fat, sleek, and shiny cause they kept the rats under control. And when it came to taking on other ships, they went in with a polished, foolproof plan. But there was another side to Sadie. When they rolled up to port, Silver Tooth Sadie's ship was always noticed. Once the anchor was in place she'd sally down from the crow's nest and tell the boatswain to break out the accordion. The crew could be heard cheering from across the harbor. Because while Sadie might be all work and no play while working hard on the open seas, she knew how to have a whole lot of fun when it was time to relax. Maybe you don't know this but there ain't no party like a pirate party!Design & DetailsThis fearless look features a gorgeous jacket and a flowery corset with bright accents and a classic pirate hat. The jacket has a beautiful scrolling pattern along the waist and detailed sleeves with wide cuffs. The corset and jacket are complemented with a dark red sash. Top off the look with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed hat that's sure to give you captain-level authority. Ship, Shape ConditionThe high quality of this sleek costume is sure to make an impression as soon as you enter the room. Pair this with a tall pair of boots and leggings and you'll be ready to set sail. In fact, any other pirates at the party might snap to attention, ready to swab the deck or climb to the crow's nest to look out for land. Just remember that it's time to let your scallywag shindig side loose.
Hats Off to You!Ahhh, your first voyage at sea. Many people think becoming a pirate captain is easy—just grab a boat, a ragtag crew, and pursue your rogue ways—but it's not so. Upper-level piracy actually involves intense training and land exercises on pirate base camps before you earn your "sea legs." It's all very intricate—and secretive of course—but nevertheless, you have completed the grueling training portion and are ready to set sail! Congrats!You'll need your ship, of course, and supplies, and your parrot, and wait...don't even think of pushing off from shore without the proper captain's hat!Product DetailsThis Carribean Pirate Hat is the ideal topper for your hard-earned wardrobe. It's a classic tricorn shape with a perfectly distressed, faux leather material for that "I have spent years at sea, pillaging and plundering," look. It's fearsome. It's weathered. It's the perfect hat for you to make your big blue debut.R-E-S-P-E-Sea-TRemember, the most important thing for a pirate on the high seas is his reputation—you want to be respected and feared in equal measures. And if there is anything we've learned about pirates after all these years, it's that no one respects a pirate captain without a really good hat. No one.
It's no secret that a pirate costume is always a good choice for any costumed occasion. After all, who wouldn't want to look like they live on the open water, do whatever suits them, and answers to no kings? But, have you ever stopped to think about what kind of pirate to be? We'd have to say this Sexy Spanish Pirate Costume is the perfect swashbuckling ensemble for your Halloween party!To find out why, open your history books to the "Golden Age of Piracy," which is basically where the pop culture idea of pirates comes from. During this period, the Spaniards were the head honchos in the Caribbean, and Spanish galleons (huge, heavy cargo ships) taking treasure back to Spain were some of the hottest targets for pirates (because "treasure"). We know you're still asking why Spanish pirates are such cool pirates to dress as, since it'd be kinda shady of them to plunder their own country's ships. Well, it's because many of them actually attacked other pirates that had stolen treasure from Spanish ships! So, many Spanish buccaneers, like the infamous and wickedly named Amaro Felipe, were actually "pirate-pirates" which make them pretty fearsome!Phew, sorry about the lecture, but we love talking about pirate history, almost as much as you'll love dressing up in this sassy swashbuckler outfit. This bold, ruffled costume comes with almost everything you need to make every other pirate you meet throw down their arms. Just add a pair of fierce buckled boots and a pirate sword, and you'll be the hottest marauder on the Spanish Main!
Chasing AdventuresDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow chases adventure, wherever it may be. If that means setting sail halfway across the world, he'll do it. If it means fighting a crew of cursed pirates to get his hands on a priceless treasure, he won't even think twice. If it means fighting against Davy Jones and a terrifying Kraken… well, he'll do it, but he won't exactly be thrilled about it! It's all in the name of adventure.If you're ready to chase an adventure of your own, then it's time to dress up like the most infamous pirate of all time, Captain Jack Sparrow! This officially licensed Disney Pirates of the Caribbean costume is the easiest way to get the iconic look for yourself.Design & DetailsInspired by the character from the movies, this Plus Size Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume gets your adventure off to a great start. The costume comes with a shirt and vest combo designed to look like Jack's outfit. The coat long coat fits over the top, giving you an authentic pirate captain style. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around your waist to cinch the look together. The faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of shoes and the tricorn-style hat puts the finishing touch to the whole outfit. The whole ensemble will have you ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime!
Being a parent is tough. You have to constantly teach your child all sorts of lessons to ensure that they grow up valuing the virtues of honesty, hard work and how to play nice with others. You also have to teach her how to share, how to eat her vegetables and how to do her homework.…or you could just raise your little girl to be the most ruthless pirate on the high seas, with a cunning wit and a devastating sense of style to match. Swashbuckling pirates don’t need to do learn any of those lessons, since they spend their time traversing the oceans, stealing treasures and getting into scuffles with other pirate crews. Yes, if you plan on raising your child as a pirate, then you’d better teach her how to use a cutlass and you’d definitely better get her this girl’s buccaneer costume.This exclusive costume takes the dashing look of a pirate captain and shrinks it down to a size for your little girl. It comes with all the pieces you need to transform her into the rough and tumble pirate she’s always wanted to be! It comes with a jacket, shirt front, pants, hat, belt and hip scarf, so all you need to complete the look is to grab a pirate sword and head onto your ship (you have a ship, right?). And the best part is, you don’t need to teach her any of those boring lessons, since you’ll be too busy teaching her how to steal gold doubloons!
It’s been tough for the once lofty career pirates. Invent a couple airplanes and suddenly nobody is traveling by ship anymore! The old pirates who were especially skilled and capable of finding the best treasures have mostly retired and moved to what they claim is “somewhere warm.” Pirates retiring to Florida!? That’s just depressing. Where is the adventure!?But, all hope isn’t lost. There is another faction of would-be pirates just waiting to be picked up and brought to the seas for a long life of pilfering and swashbuckling. They’re energetic and learn faster than anyone a Seven Seas captain has ever encountered. They can climb like mad and, trust us, they will climb on anything! And, best yet, hardly any of them have ever had a paycheck, so they are ready to work for a pittance of the profit! That last one can get you in trouble with certain labor laws, but… you’re a pirate! Can’t imagine that bothers you…We’re talking about a whole new league of kiddo pirates! And, you can garb up your newest in this Kid’s Cutthroat Pirate costume to transform the tyke into a dangerous looking rebel. The black and red color scheme speaks danger! The shirt comes accented with a crisp white collar and bell sleeves, edged by stripes of faux leather and black cord. Wrist cuffs give your new pillager an edge of danger while the cropped pants are sure to keep the kid ready to climb up the mainsail for any number of tasks. Accessorize the scum with an eye patch, pistol, or a good old fashioned cutlass and you’ll be ready for all the pirating you’ve longed for. Available in adult and plus sizes so you can have your full crew up and ready in no time.
Buc the TrendsIf your gal is more a leader than a follower, more an adventurer than an observer, more a doer than a thinker, and more apt to take risks than to play it safe, then lo and behold, matey. You may have a willful little pirate on your hands!Want to be sure? Have her slip on this Kid's Brilliant Buccaneer Costume and see what she gets up to. Does she immediately ask for her sword to protect her from attacking ships? Does she come downstairs and order her little brother to swab the deck before breakfast? Does she return from the pet store with a new parrot, or invest her savings in a vintage trunk to store her treasure? If you said "yes" to any of the above, then it's confirmed! Your fearless kiddo is headed for a life at sea, so it may be best to stay on her good side. Design & DetailsShiver me timbers! This may be the most incredible pirate costume we've ever seen. Made exclusively by our in-house designers, this look comprises incredible details fit for only the most feared and revered pirates. It includes the stunning deep pink brocade jacket complete with gold buttons, dramatic cuffs, and an attached belt. The boot covers bring in the same deep pink hue and make your kid's footwear appear instantly seaworthy. The shirt is a black background printed with golden pirate skulls, as well as a frilly white collar. Add the tricorn hat — a pirate staple — and your little scallywag is ready for the high seas...or at least an amazing night of trick or treating!
The Jolly Roger CallsEveryone wants to know what you're going to be when you grow up. Why not tell them that you want to be a pirate? When you think about it, it's a pretty good job. You get your own ship to sail anywhere you want, far away from anyone who tells you to eat your veggies, and you have to have cool weapons. When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. What's not to love? Product DetailsLive a rover's life and dress in this exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Kids! A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters. An attached black vest front is sewn with a skull and crossbones, and a black sash ties around your waist. Add the striped pants and tie the black bandanna around your head for good measure. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! You're being looted for treasure! Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. Pirates can still be polite. But there's no reason why you can't bury your leftover candy in a chest in your closet. It keeps any rival scallywags (aka your siblings and friends) from discovering your stash of treasure and doing a bit of pirating themselves.
Challenging CareersWhat do you think the hardest job in the world is? There are a lot of professions that are physically taxing, like athletes, construction workers, or shelf stockers. Then there are the jobs that drain you mentally, like firefighting, news reporting, or taking care of people’s health. Everything is a different level of difficulty for different people. However, we do think pirates have pretty tough jobs as well. They have stuff to do all over the ship, like swabbing the decks, hoisting the yards, and climbing the rigging. Not to mention all the fighting, looting, and plundering they do as well. If you’re going to be doing all that activity in a skirt, you’ll need one that you’re able to occasionally keep out of your way—and show off your cute stockings as well!Product DetailsThis brown pirate parachute skirt is lightweight, which makes it perfect for layering. The waistband has a drawstring to accommodate most sizes, and an interior ribbon can tie to give that shorter, flouncy look in the front. It’s also a great way to show off your boots! Add a puffy-sleeved shirt, a belt, a hat, any plastic weapons of choice, or all of the above to make a complete pirate outfit.
On the JobWell, this is a pickle! Our yacht sank in a terrible storm and now the whole crew is stranded on a desert island. It's a situation that brings a prickle of fear to even the stoutest hearts, but fret not - we have a spectacular first mate! As soon as we had dragged ourselves onto the beach's white sands, she had swung into action, harvesting huge palm leaves to make comfy tents, collecting dried grass to make a big signal fire, and cracking open coconuts so that everyone could have a delicious beverage. She even found hollow reeds to use as straws! Thanks to her quick thinking, everyone is having a great time on this island. It would be almost sad to get rescued now!Product DetailsSet sails for the horizon in this exclusive First Mate Costume for Kids! The blue capri-style shorts are perfect for striding the decks or lounging on shore beside the dock. The blue-and-white-striped shirt with its "weatherbeaten" jagged hemline is just the right choice for handling the wheel or adjusting the bow lines. A red bandanna keeps the sun from frying your head while you're out on the open seas - and looks dashing to boot! A Good Day to SailOnce the rescue boat delivered us all from the island, it was clear that the first mate was still the crew's MVP. She's just as brave and talented on board a ship as she is when flagging down the Coast Guard's plane. Shipwrecked or shipboard, she's a star!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
I regret nothing, ever.Wise words from the world's most infamous pirate captain! He knows that in order to have a great adventure, you have to march forward without spending any time worrying about silly things like past mistakes. Of course, that also means that you might have to fight a few enemies from your past from time to time.If you want to live like Disney's Jack Sparrow, with no regrets, then it's time to dress like the fearless captain from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This plus size costume will have you ready for adventure in no time.Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume comes with everything you need to step into the role of the cunning pirate captain! It starts with a white shirt and a blue vest that fits over top. The vest features metallic-colored buttons and can be worn open or closed to achieve a realistic Jack Sparrow look. A pair of brown pants is also included to complete the main ensemble! The costume comes with a fabric waist sash and an adjustable faux leather belt to wear around the waist. The boot covers are designed to work with most pairs of brown shoes. Finally, the costume comes with a red bandana to help you become Jack. When you have it all on, you can live a pirate's life, free of regrets!
Get Ready to Swash Yer Buckles Congratulations, you signed on with your first pirate ship! Hold it right there, ye unstart deckhand. You can't just charge on board without making yourself more dashing. Yes, you've got the cutlass and the pistol stuffed into your belt, but you need a little bit more of a devil-may-care vibe to make merchant ships tremble before you. Product DetailsHave that perfect "I'm a seafaring rogue without no scurvy side effects" thanks to this exclusive Pirate Makeup Costume Kit! The set includes several colors of nontoxic cream makeup so that you can give yourself a five o'clock shadow, dashingly dark eyebrows, and even a scar or two. A foam applicator makes it easy to apply as desired. Follow the instructions on the back of the case to remove the makeup. Here There Be HeartthrobsOne of the best things about being a pirate is that you can pillage, plunder, steal, and do lots of things that are normally frowned upon, but people still think you're awesome. Just don't try to take someone else's food at your costume party. That's still not cool.
First Day at SeaWe know it can be hard to send your little pirate off into the great blue yonder for the first time. All those tears! They grow up so fast. You spent months prepping for their departure: hat, check; parrot, check; parrot food, check; tattered pants, check; but alas! Your little one sets sail in a few days' time and you're only now realizing that they haven't got a sensible pair of pirate boots on hand! Yikes!Not to fret—this pair of Kid's Pirate Captain Boots will help them blend in with the pro pirates, even though they're a rookie. These boots boast solid construction and a fearsome pirate style, and will help keep your kid's feet dry and steady as they roll along with the waves. So pull yourself together and pack this pair into their rucksack, because the boat leaves at 07:00 hours, with your kiddo in tow!Fun DetailsWhen it comes to style, comfort, and function, nothing compares to boots on board. This pair is crafted from black faux patent leather and features a fold-over cuff and side zipper. In these basic, dependable boots, your kid will be well-equipped to search for all the booty they can find!Shore LeaveDon't worry, your kid will be back! Not only that, but they'll bring home tales of amazing adventures, daring swordfights, and maybe even a trunk or two of loot to share. And all because you sent them off totally prepared to thrive in their pirate life. Good job!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkIs your little one showing leadership skills at this early age? Does your little one stage hijinks at their daycare? While this tendency might lead to a little bit of trouble every once in a while, we think it would be more fun to simply lean in. Why fight it? Lean in. You could roll into this and create a treasure map to help your kiddo find treasure. What's a treasure to an infant? Well, most babies we know seem to be hunting for remotes, cell phones, and other breakable technology. It's always a challenge to keep these items hidden. So make that treasure map too complicated for even the smartest baby to figure out and easiest enough so you'll be able to find your phone before you leave for work. It's a win-win. Baby learns skills and your phone isn't covered in drool for once! And after a long day of searching for buried technological treasure your kid will be ready to kick back with the maties and knock back a big ol' bottle of milk. Seems like it's the pirate life for your captain, after all!Product DetailsThis baby will easily rule any ship on pure charm when they're rocking this Cuddlebug Captain costume. This costume features a lush jacket that's trimmed with pink braiding. The neck and cuffs are trimmed in white lace, the pink braiding matches the vertical striping in the soft pirate pants. Belted with a soft jolly roger belt, it has just enough edge for those high seas adventures. And to make this baby's captain's status stand out, this costume is topped with a tricorn hat that's trimmed with white lace. Kid with a CrewWant a whole crew this Halloween? You have a lot of options for every member of your family. Young and old, everyone likes a seafaring adventure!
Pirate Hair, Don't CareBuccaneers and other seafaring scallywags are super lucky. Beyond getting to make their living in an awesome albeit illegal way, the conventional rules of dress don't apply to them. They can wear whatever they want and don't even have to bathe. If they're having a bad hair day, they can just cover it up with a tricorn hat and some fun accessories. Product DetailsIf you want a pirate's life, you need this exclusive Pirate Beaded Braid Accessory Set! The set includes three unisex hair dangles, each attached to a sturdy alligator hair clip. The cords are strung with brightly-colored beads, mystical-looking medallions, and more. Buccaneer Bling Blackbeard was said to twine lighted matches into his signature beard, but that seems like a dangerous way to make a statement. It's much better to become a trendsetter by using fun hair jewelry to dazzle and impress allies and enemies alike. You can say that you picked them up in some exotic port, or won them from a rival sea captain.
The pirate’s life seems quite glamorous in all the books, video games and movies we’ve seen. They’re always riding on a mighty ship, flying the Jolly Roger and stealing valuable treasures from dangerous foes. They’re always swinging from the mast and clashing swords with other scoundrels of the sea. They’re always pretty chipper too, since they’re drinking copious amounts of rum and singing songs with their chums. Of course, real pirate life was a little less romantic.Being a REAL pirate back in those days meant a life full of hard work and constant danger. It usually meant staving off scurvy by eating lemons and slurping down less-than-clean drinking water. It meant swabbing the deck in the hot sun until your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. Then, after all that, you have to fight a gang of sailors who are just as angry and tired as you are, just to get your hands on a few chests full of tobacco. Just be glad that now, you can pretend to be one of those awesome pirates that you’ve read in books instead of a real one!This Pirate Flag Captain costume helps you transform into one of the deadliest men on the high seas and you never have to eat a lemon or fight an angry sailor to get it! This exclusive costume was designed by our expert costume designers and mixes the classic style of pirates of the golden age with a new modern spin. It comes with a shirt, pants, a scarf and 2 belts. Of course, the best part about this costume is a coat, which has a skull designed right into the side to help intimidate your foes before you even draw your cutlass!
The allure of the open sea and promise of untold riches has called many a young lad and ornery old man to the Seven Seas. Enlisting on or stealing ships that they pray nightly will carry them over the treacherous ocean. Sure, many think of these guys when it comes to the legends of famous pirates… but history is just too terrified to write the real accounts. After all, why are both the sea and the ships called she!? Do not be fooled… the lasses flying the skull and crossbone flags are the real buccaneers.Now, it is time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Posh Pirate costume. Show your scallywag crew just what kinds of gains they have in store by showing the gleaming gold that she’s acquired and a style that cannot be squashed!This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The slacks are a red and blacked stripe and matching red head tie will warn your opposition that you mean business. A stylish period peasant-style blouse has sewn on faux leather that gives a perfect contrast as well as the look of a gal who is more than prepared for a bit of swashbuckling on the gangplanks. Be sure to pick up a weapon accessory, though, just in case some barnswaggle is foolish enough to try! When she signs up for adventure with this classic costume, the only thing she'll have to worry about is where to find good island to stash all that treasure on!
Avast me ‘earties, Yo ho!So you’ve bought your ship. Sure it looks like a Kia, but it’s really the Queen Anne’s Revenge. You even figured out how to hoist your pirate flag, a pole stuck through the sun roof that also doubles as the crows nest. Heck, you even have a flint lock (plastic of course), and a sword (also plastic) to do battle against anyone you might come across.But you are still missing the thing that lets common folk know you are a pirate to be feared. You are missing this Governor Tricorn Pirate Hat. Now you could go claim it from some poor unsuspecting oaf, or you can just click “Add to Cart” here, and not have to face charges of (plastic) armed robbery. Besides then you would never get to sail (drive) the seven seas (highways in town) collecting your booty (the shopping)!
Ah, my Lord, may we bend your ear for a tip? You seem like a merry fellow, and we would be remiss if we did not point out a small thing before you head off to the local Reniassaince Faire to join in the merry-making! Tis’ a wonderful thing, the Faire - a fine way to spend a day of your short life before you are killed by a common cold or some other pestilence that could easily be avoided with proper waste management! But no matter that, now…we can see that you are excited for a days of festivities - large mugs of ale and mead, a few horse sports, voluptuous and comely wenches as far as the eye can se, and an array of fine merchants, selling exotic spices and seasonings from across the sea! Twat a wonderful day it twill be!But we must warn you, sir - if you go to the Faire without this Black Satin Sash, your white billowing shirt will blow around in the wind, causing you to look uncouth and not worthy of good company! Seems like a silly thing indeed, for a brawny man like you to wear a Sash, but we ensure you, that is how it was done back when the nobility basically ruled a serf’s life and could make them do their bidding without recourse or representation from a court of law! And you, sir, seem like a noble sort, so play the part of the gent by complimenting your costume with this touch of black. And don’t forget your sword, a pair boots, and a jaunty hat! Now tarry on, good sir!
Full Sail for FashionAvast, mateys! It’s time to pillage and plunder! Adventure beckons on the Spanish main. Gold coins and treasures by the trunkload await the daring seagoing thieves who brave the thundering surf and mighty cannons of their merchant prey. Muskets may fire and sabers slash, but a true pirate is never daunted in her quest for riches.Of course, in order to strike terror, awe, and maybe a little envy into the hearts of her victims, a pirate lady needs the appropriate getup. Here at Fun.com, we’ve got you covered – literally! Down a briny back alley, next to a grog shop in Port Royal (step over the rum-addled drunks), there is a secret tailor shop that specializes in outfitting only the fiercest of buccaneers. The finest, silkiest polyesters from the exotic West Indies often pass behind its dim counter, ready to be made into garb fit for a seafaring queen. For the measly price of two pieces of eight, the scarred tailor with the tattered eyepatch will create a masterpiece of style and function. You are destined to be famous as the best-dressed pirate in history!Product DetailsFamous lady rogues Anne Bonny and Mary Reade have nothing on you when you wear this dashing Pirate Parachute Skirt. Made of 100 percent polyester, this one-size-fits-most skirt has a comfortable braided drawstring waistband. It is lightweight, breathable, and won’t slow you down while you climb the riggings or bury a chest of doubloons. An interior ribbon ties the fabric back to transform your look from a straight skirt into a fuller flounced look – perfect for celebrating in style after pulling off a successful raid.Dress Up, Me HeartiesChannel your inner pirate when you wear this fabulous skirt to your next plundering session. Pair it with your favorite blousy shirt, knee-high boots, and big hoop earrings, and you’ll be as sensational as you are swashbuckling!
Parley. We wish to speak with the captain.The right leader can be hard to find. Especially in a group of unscrupulous, lying, cheating, no-good...wait, are we talking about politicians or pirates? Sometimes it can be hard to tell. Oh, that’s right pirates are the one with the code.The pirate code is not one to be trifled with. Under this code, the crew could vote for their commanding officers. Once a man signed this code, by making his mark, and swearing over crossed pistols, he was allotted a portion of the plunder, and was part of the decisions aboard the ship. If someone went against the code however they were stranded on the next island they came across.When you put on this Cruel Seas Captain Costume you are in turn swearing to uphold the pirate code. You promise to let the men under your command have an equal right to the loot you will relieve other ships of. When you wear this dress you agree to grant the request of parley to anyone who asks. Putting on the skull and crossbones sash makes you responsible for your crew. Any crime they commit, you commit, so find a way to keep them under control. And don't be afraid of stranding someone who breaks their oath, because that is the price you pay when you are a pirate. You live by the code. Unlike politicians.
Captain FashionStep up, everyone who's applying to captain this crew of ruffians! Not just everyone can be a pirate leader, you know. An effective pirate captain needs to be tough and brave, but also requires a certain flashiness and flair and...is that a pink hat? Ok, you get the job. Product DetailsAdd some extra flair to your historical costume with a Kids Pink Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat! The three-pointed hat is made of dusty pink polyester faux suede. Each of its sides is decorated with an X made of white ribbon stitching. The molded crown is soft for a comfortable fit. A Pirate's Life Set sail for adventure! Your name will certainly be written in the history books, and you will most likely surpass even Blackbeard himself in fame. After all, all he had was a black beard, whereas YOU had a pink hat. That sounds much catchier.
Second to NoneLet's face it, being the captain of your very own ship comes with a lot of responsibility. And while it's fun to bark out orders, you don't really want the pressure of all that decision-making. You're fine with letting someone else direct your voyage as long as you get to be involved in the adventure. After all, you just like sailing the seas and feeling the salty air on your face.Sounds like you might feel right at home filling the role of first mate! Sure, the outfit might not be quite as fancy as the one the captain gets to wear, but we have to imagine all the fancy frills on that coat really get in the way of climbing the rigging and fighting off mutineers. You prefer the simplicity of some cheerful sailor's garb, and you'll be second to none in this charming costume!Design & DetailsYou'll be ready for adventure on the high seas when you put on this Plus Size First Mate Costume! This exclusive ensemble was designed and Made By Us to keep you looking seaworthy while feeling comfy.The outfit starts with a soft jersey-knit shirt, which features wide blue and white stripes. The hem and sleeve cuffs are cut to imitate the ragged look of sea-worn clothing. The included dark blue shorts have an elastic waistband to ensure they'll fit comfortably, and the maroon headscarf adds a charming final touch to the outfit. You'll feel like the best sailor of all the seven seas when you put on this delightful costume!
Sweetheart of the High Seas Any pirate captain who isn't a grizzled old guy suffering from scurvy is kind of a novelty on the Spanish Main: Even more so if she's a lovely master of strategy and swashbuckling! Don't let the fair exterior fool you into underestimating her, though. If you even think of crossing her, you'll find yourself on the business end of a cutlass. Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content in this exclusive Pirate Costume Hat for Women! The stiff black hat features a wide brim that curls up on either side. Its edge is decorated with wide black lace and gold trim. One side of the hat is adorned with a big red bow. Set Sail for Fun A buccaneer's outfit is a classic Halloween look, and this fun and fancy hat kicks it up a notch! You're sure to steal plenty of hearts and lots of breath thanks to your incredible ensemble.
Commanding a crew of misfit pirates is no easy task, so before you commit to dressing like a pirate captain in this deluxe Captain Hook costume you should consider a few things. First, since this is a pirate crew you should be prepared to have them steal and loot at every opportunity, even the hook on your hand is not safe. Also, they are always armed so do not wander the deck of your ship without a sword or pistol at the ready. Finally, they lie about nearly everything so when they tell you you're on course you might want to check the charts yourself. Fair winds, matey.
Product DetailsWe know Hook's hot-headedness was part of his personality but we can't help but believe that if a women had his place on the ship she would have handled things differently, other than his red velvet ensemble that is. How could you say no to a rich red velvet coat and an oversized hat with white feathers?Honestly, if Hook had been a lady the pirate captain's conflict with the mischievous Peter Pan probably would have been cut short. After all, we all know that Peter Pan is the kind of little boy who can't stand to be ignored. If the female version of Captain Hook had simply given him a cold stare, lifted one eyebrow and went to ignore his antics as she plotted the crew's next voyage in her cabin Peter would have left them alone to go bother someone else in no time. Then Hook would have still had a hand and the pirate crew wouldn't have been stuck in Never Neverland, endlessly pursuing the flying wonder child! And the crocodile? It wouldn't take long before Miss. Hook was wearing a pair of striking crocodile skin shoes.You'll be ready to show those lost boys that they'd better stay in the forest in this striking ensemble. The coat is dramatic with gold piping and a belt to accentuate the waist. With boot covers, a dashing cravat, and the red and gold hat with white feathers you'll be instantly recognizable as the nefarious pirate captain, simply add the hook to make the look complete. It's about time Never Never Land had a lady in charge!
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
X Marks the SpotListen up, all ye salty dogs and fearless swashbucklers! Long John Silver's treasure map has just been discovered, and it's every freebooter for himself as all pirates in the Spanish Main scramble to decode it and claim the whole haul. Get aboard your ships and set sail for adventure! Ye may encounter devilish creatures like the Kraken and plenty of the King's law-abiding soldiers as ye seek out glory and riches. Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content while wearing an exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Men! A white top with a notched neckline and a jagged hem is just what you need to stay cool in the blazing heat of the tropical sun. An attached black vest with a printed skull and crossbones on the left side adds swagger, as does the black belt tied around the waist. The calf-length pants are striped with red and black, and also have jagged hemlines. Tie the black scarf around your head, and you're ready to go!A Pirate's Life Haven't you ever wished for a life of ease and adventure, full of coconuts on tropical islands, talking parrots, and hair-raising battles filled with brave deeds? Well, thanks to this outfit, you're halfway there! All you'll need to do is supply yourself with your preferred props and head out to steal a ship. A word of advice: When you're in the middle of ship-stealing, don't let the owners know that your weapons are fake. It spoils the look.
Bring Back Pirates Not many people want to be white-collar criminals, but plenty of dashing souls want to be pirates. Why? Because pirates are awesome, that's why! The buccaneers of yore were larger-than life. Blackbeard tied lit fuses into his beard during battles to freak out his enemy (we're guessing it worked). Sir Henry Morgan held a whole town for ransom and when the governor tried to capture him, offered a huge reward to anyone who would capture the governor instead. #Confidence, right?Product Details Pillage, plunder, and sack ships up and down the Spanish Main while wearing this Men's Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive costume includes a long red coat with white ruffles and a long blue cape, both trimmed with golden fabric. A fluffy white jabot shows that you may be a ruffian, but you're a ruffian with standards. Two belts accent your waist and chest. The comfy blue pants are great for a day of combat, and the tricorn hat is sure to impress even your enemies. Yo Ho Ho and All That Jazz Swash your buckle, load the cannons, and prepare to board! Once you've added your fake weapon of choice to this amazing outfit, you'll be the most impressive person at your next party or performance thanks to your sheer level of swagger. No ship sailing between the Americas and the Old World is safe from your marauding, and no dive tavern on a coastal beach can keep up when you're around. It's a gift, really.