Hoist the Jolly Roger! Avast there! A merchant galleon has appeared on the horizon, and she be riding low in the water from all that treasure she carries. All hands on deck! Prepare to board - and don't forget the weapons! We'll be celebrating in a tavern and burying treasure chests on a desert island in no time. Product DetailsGive no quarter when you carry this Pirate Blunderbuss Costume Gun with Foam Bullets! The realistic-looking prop is painted to look like an old-fashioned muzzle-loaded weapon. It comes with six black foam bullets that you can push into the barrel. Press the trigger to fire them at your target! Armed and Dangerous It's a pirate's life for you because you've got the best buccaneer costume in the seven seas! Even better, you have all the look of a swashbuckling rogue without having to worry about the scurvy or the bad teeth.
Chasing AdventuresDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow chases adventure, wherever it may be. If that means setting sail halfway across the world, he'll do it. If it means fighting a crew of cursed pirates to get his hands on a priceless treasure, he won't even think twice. If it means fighting against Davy Jones and a terrifying Kraken… well, he'll do it, but he won't exactly be thrilled about it! It's all in the name of adventure.If you're ready to chase an adventure of your own, then it's time to dress up like the most infamous pirate of all time, Captain Jack Sparrow! This officially licensed Disney Pirates of the Caribbean costume is the easiest way to get the iconic look for yourself.Design & DetailsInspired by the character from the movies, this Plus Size Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume gets your adventure off to a great start. The costume comes with a shirt and vest combo designed to look like Jack's outfit. The coat long coat fits over the top, giving you an authentic pirate captain style. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around your waist to cinch the look together. The faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of shoes and the tricorn-style hat puts the finishing touch to the whole outfit. The whole ensemble will have you ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime!
Halloween and rum go together like peanut butter and chocolate--harmonious, satisfying, timeless. Think about it, you never need to ask, “Who likes rum?” because the answer is (obviously) everyone! So if you instinctively pointed to yourself with your thumbs while shouting, "This guy!" then you are not alone. You already know what this Men’s Rum Pirate Costume is all about. Swashbucklers are notorious for their love of the beverage, so you'll look right at home on Halloween when you wear this outfit and sip on your drink of choice with your crew. Of course, you'll also look right at home brandishing a cutlass against your foes on the high seas, too, but sitting back on the ship while enjoying some rum sounds like a much more relaxing time. There are, in fact, only two ways you could improve upon this near perfect costume. 1) Get yourself a parrot and train it to walk over to the counter and ask the barmaid for a refill for you (super bonus if you can train it to carry the drink back to your seat). And 2) bring your own treasure chest to use as a footrest wherever you go, so you can always be drinking your rum in a leisurely position while still looking totally in character. Other than those two costume hacks, this look is pretty much pure gold with its regal red jacket and blue stretchy pants. Oh, we guess you should also pick yourself a ruffly shirt and a pirate’s cap, unless you think you can teach your parrot to shop online for you while you continue sip on your cocktail. We wouldn’t put it past you. You’re a pirate, after all!
It is pretty common for a pirate’s reputation to spread from shore to shore when they use brutality and fear tactics. However, your name will sail across the ocean, not with the help of your actions at sea but due to your superior sense of fashion. As soon as any opposing force lays their eyes on you in this Swashbucklin’ Scarlet Costume, they’ll be high-tailing it out of your way!If you’re ready to be the most powerful maiden to sail the seven seas, it all starts with this outfit. Being a perfect balance of both classy and sassy, this costume will help your name claim plenty of fame this Halloween. Don’t be surprised when other aspiring seadogs seek you out and ask to join your crew. Just tell them all to walk the plank and continue to enjoy your night. After all, it will be Halloween and you need to show everyone that you’re not only the best-dressed pirate but also the best-dancing one as well! Grab yourself a pair of boots to add to this guise to kick up some dust on the dance floor. We also think it may be a good idea to grab one of our pirate swords. You just never know when some lily-livered scoundrel is going to be looking for a fight. All we are sure of is that that grog-snarfing blowfish will regret the day he went up against the likes of you!We know you’re ready to navigate this Halloween with finesse, so get your hands on this Swashbucklin’ Scarlet costume! You’ll be one of the most well-known and respected pirates of our time. Just make sure ye get yer sea legs before you set sail!
Time to Go RougeIn life, you're an upstanding citizen and an all-around great friend. You help friends and strangers alike, whenever they need it, and you would sooner drink a no-foam soy latte than tell your barista they got the order wrong (black drip coffee, thank you very much). But this year has really got you fed up. If only there was some way you could simply storm off, take to the high seas, and live off the islands (and an urn of rum) when you make landfall. If only you could find a treasure chest of rubies, diamonds, sapphires, and gold and load it aboard your ship without asking permission. If you're getting tired of "if only"s, then you best be grabbin' fer this Men's Plus Size Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume. It'll put the Arggggh on your lips and a swagger in your steps before you can say "scallywag!" Product DetailsThis great look will turn you into a pillager on the high seas! It comes a handy set, including a billowy, lace-up black shirt with an attached eyelet vest and a black and maroon head tie and matching pirate pants. Also included are a buckle belt, wrist cuffs, and black boot covers. Whew! What a booty! You'll want to add your own accessories, like a sword, eye patch, or live parrot! Embrace It, MateyIsn't this costume what Halloween is really all about? It's time to channel your alter ego and embrace new parts of yourself that rarely come out. Happy sailing!
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.
Swashbuckling AdventuresWhether you are set to sail to a faraway island and avenge your father's death, on your way to storm the castle to rescue a princess on the eve of her wedding, or you are out searching for true love on a Halloween night, this Men's Rogue Pirate Costume will serve you as well as your faithful ship.You can lunge and parry with ease in the interlock knit pants’ elasticized waist. Whether you choose to use Bonetti's Defense or decide to attack with Capa Ferro, your opponent will be no match for your fencing skills...or your sense of marauding fashion. Just look at this poet-style shirt with its puffed, gathered sleeves and the attached faux suede vest! Even the likes of a prince would be jealous.Product DetailsThis rogue ensemble also includes a faux leather, black belt and trusty boot toppers, so you can traverse rocky terrain wherever you roam and stay steady on a slippery, rocking deck. Finally, no pirate worth his salt would leave on a quest without first donning a dashing crushed panne waist sash and a matching maroon bandana, which can be tied as you wish. Lucky for you, finding the perfect costume to wear just proved much easier than voyaging the high seas. But if we know you, you’ll find a way to add a bit of challenge to the circumstances! What’s the use in sailing through life when you can commandeer it?
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
You know what they say: a pirate is only as fierce as her hat! It may not be a very well known saying, and we can even think of a couple pretty ferocious swashbucklers that don't wear hats at all. But, you can bet if they did, their headgear would be amazing! And besides just adding to your intimidating reputation, the right hat is also a great way to show off your sense of seafaring fashion to the other pirates.Whatever type of pirate costume you like wearing while you party, adding this Lady Buccaneer Black Hat will make you a truly glamorous scourge of the high seas! The tall brimmed bicorne cap gives you the look of a masterful pirate ship captain, and the lacy and colorful ribbon trim show that you're as skilled with your style as you are with your sword!
Seize the ExperienceDo you yearn for more? Sure, your life might be great, but there's so much more out there. You know, adventure, the high seas, and piles of treasure. It's all just waiting for you. You just need to seize it!That's right. It's time for you to become a pirate. When you accept the life of a swashbuckling adventurer, you get to bend every rule in the book. You get to travel to the ends of the oceans, just for the mere pleasure of conquering the open waters. You get to pilfer doubloons, gems, and rare trinkets at your leisure. And if anyone tries to stop you... well, that's when you show them the business end of your cutlass! Yes, the life of a pirate is for those crave complete freedom and this Women's Salty Seas Pirate Costume will have you ready to embrace your inner buccaneer!Design & DetailsOur expert costume designers wanted to craft an outfit that helps you feel as free as freebooter sailing the high seas! It's an exclusive design that combines a cute, modern style with the classic pirate look to create a truly unique pirating experience. The women's pirate costume starts with a bodysuit. The bottom is black, while the top portion is designed to look like a pirate blouse. It has lace on the thighs to help adjust the fit, while giving it a daring look that's perfect for a new life of piracy. The belt and hip scarf fit around the waist. The gloves are elbow-length and they feature a Jolly Roger symbol on the sides. Finally, the headscarf ties around your head to complete the whole ensemble. It's a look that's fierce and free!Adventure AwaitsIf you crave adventure, treasure, and a sexy and stylish outfit to wear, then this Made by Us costume is a great choice! Just make sure you pair it up with a pair of stockings to recreate the full look!
The allure of the open sea and promise of untold riches has called many a young lad and ornery old man to the Seven Seas. Enlisting on or stealing ships that they pray nightly will carry them over the treacherous ocean. Sure, many think of these guys when it comes to the legends of famous pirates… but history is just too terrified to write the real accounts. After all, why are both the sea and the ships called she!? Do not be fooled… the lasses flying the skull and crossbone flags are the real buccaneers.Now, it is time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Posh Pirate costume. Show your scallywag crew just what kinds of gains they have in store by showing the gleaming gold that she’s acquired and a style that cannot be squashed!This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The slacks are a red and blacked stripe and matching red head tie will warn your opposition that you mean business. A stylish period peasant-style blouse has sewn on faux leather that gives a perfect contrast as well as the look of a gal who is more than prepared for a bit of swashbuckling on the gangplanks. Be sure to pick up a weapon accessory, though, just in case some barnswaggle is foolish enough to try! When she signs up for adventure with this classic costume, the only thing she'll have to worry about is where to find good island to stash all that treasure on!
Tiny Terror By Edward Teach's smoking beard! You've run afoul of the most ruthless pirate ever to sail the Seven Seas! Don't be fooled by his small size, or by his sweet smiles and gurgles. This pirate is not to be taken lightly. Unlike the cutlasses and cannons of his pirate brethren, he has an entirely different (and much more deadly) set of weapons in his arsenal. Try to fight it all you want: He's still going to steal your heart and hold it hostage. On the plus side, you won't mind at all. Product DetailsThis Halloween, dress your swashbuckling sweetie in an exclusive Pirate Costume for Infants! The outfit includes a white pullover shirt with a notched neckline, elastic sleeve cuffs, and a jagged hemline. The black vest panels are sewn onto the top, and the left side is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. The black and red pants have an elastic waistband and jagged cuffs. A long waist sash can be tied as desired, as can the matching black scarf. Take No QuarterAs mentioned before, this pirate has entirely different methods of attack. No gunpowder or grappling hooks necessary: Instead, he'll fuss for you to pick him up and then give you his patented Totally Adorable expression. He'll try to gum your phone and anything else you leave lying around, because as any pirate knows, anything that he wants should automatically belong to him. He doesn't need to visit the Caribbean to be the cutest scallywag ever!
When you were five-years-old I bet ‘pirate’ was on the top of your list for what you wanted to be when you grew up. As you grew up chances are you realized that it probably wasn’t a great career choice given the high risk and whole ‘illegal’ aspect.But even if you can’t be a real pirate, the idea of it is still quite enchanting. Sailing on the high seas for weeks at a time, getting to see foreign lands, and meeting tons of new (albeit hostile) people. It’s the thing dreams are made of for some of us.This great Adult Cutthroat Pirate Costume will make you a welcome member of any pirate crew! This pirate costume comes with everything you need to make your friends walk the plank this Halloween! The top is styled to look like a black tunic over a white shirt – but it’s all in one piece so less fuss! The shirt body is black with a faux leather placket and cord lacing. The cinch sleeves have black faux leather wrist cuffs with matching cord lacing. The matching bandana and red and black striped pants have an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit and they end just below the knees for a classic pirate look. The faux leather belt and boot covers complete the look. Practice your pirate swagger and add toy weapons such as a sword or replica flintlock pistol to complete your outfit. Check out our women's and kids' pirate costumes, for a family theme!
Kid to Pirate KingIt's the pirate's life for us. The spray of saltwater against your skin, the wind in your hair, the smell of, well, fish and ocean stuff would be a daily occurrence (most of that sounds nice). We can't imagine how fun it would be to spend 90% of your time on the sea. There's probably a ton of downtime when you aren't plundering—think of all the activities you could do! Want to learn guitar? Just take one from the locals and teach yourself (hey, grab a guitar instructor while you are at it). Yeah, there isn't much job security with piracy, but real pirates, well, pirate for the thrill, not the paycheck.Design & DetailsDoes your child have a buccaneer in spirit? We're they born to be a sea captain? They will backflip from the top sail when they put their eyes on our Plunderous Pirate Costume for Children. Just remember the toy sword is sold separately, but don't worry, any pirate worth their salt can use their wit and cunning to get out of most predicaments. We exclusively make this child's pirate costume, so we made sure to add the details that any pirate buff will yo-ho for.
Lady or Pirate?Disney’s Elizabeth Swann certainly looks like a proper lady when we first meet her. She wears fine dresses, lives in a mansion, has servants waiting on her, and keeps her hair immaculately styled. However, we soon learn that her personality doesn’t necessarily match her appearance. Elizabeth is fascinated with pirates, adventure, and even treasure (of a certain sort).As the series continues, she begins to act less like a lady and more like the Pirate King she becomes. And of course, she wears outfits that are much more appropriate for commanding ships and fighting enemies than dresses with tightly laced corsets!Design & DetailsNow you can shed your fancy dress and become a pirate with this Elizabeth Swann Costume from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean! This costume was designed and Made By Us so you could have a practical and stylish outfit for chasing down treasure.The shirt and vest combo features classic billowy sleeves and brass-colored buttons, with faux suede laces on the back to help you get the right fit. The brown pants complement the rest of the outfit, and the boot covers ensure that you can wear your most comfortable sailing shoes and still have the look of a pirate! We hope you’ll have some grand adventures and maybe even find the treasure you’re looking for when you wear this swashbuckling costume!
What's the one thing worse than being attacked by pirates when you're out on the high seas? Besides running out of rum, of course? For our money, it doesn't get any worse than being attacked by rogue pirates! When you show up to the party in this Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume, you'll shiver everyone's timbers!For one to become a rogue pirate, does that mean he's a pirate that doesn't play nice with others and can't manage to stay on a crew, or does he need to be such a good pirate that no other crew can keep up with him? Maybe it's a combination of both, because a really good pirate would probably want to be a captain and lead a crew to increase their plunder, but if he doesn't get along with others, then not even the saltiest sea dogs would want to follow his orders. It would take a very skilled and ruthless buccaneer to go rogue and terrorize the Caribbean on his own. And quite the fearless one, too...But, that just means you get to keep all the treasure you find for yourself, and you can dress in menacing costumes like this! The battle-worn outfit includes a leather-like vest and striped trousers, which look very sinister when combined with the matching head tie and black vinyl accessories. Add a fearsome pirate sword and an eye patch if it suits you, but when you already look this ruthless, you may not even need them to win your battles!
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
So, you’re back in medieval times walking down a dirt road from one village to the next, just minding your own business. Then you overhear a perfectly normal conversation between two travelers about a mighty knight slaying a devilish dragon. The story abruptly stops and you notice them with looks of horror upon their faces. They seem to be staring right at your torso, you look down and you see your favorite graphic tee or casual button-up. Next thing you know you’re being burnt at a stake and accused of witchcraft.Now that whole situation could have been completely avoided if you happened to be wearing one of our White Peasant Shirts! So if you should ever happen to find yourself thrown back in time to the medieval ages have one of these bad boys handy and you'll be good to go. This amazing, loose-fitting attire will even help you blend in at any Renaissance festivals you plan on attending. Also, you can use this old-timey shirt to complete a number of costumes for Halloween, such as a fierce pirate or a flirtatious bard costume!
Sworn EnemiesCurse that nuisance, Peter Pan! He's always flying around overhead, pestering you and distracting you from your goal of getting off this amazing fairytale island and going back to honest pirating. He's even got that huge crocodile involved ever since he gave it a chew toy that looked like you. (Rude.) It's not your fault that you tried to do him in once or twice. That's just the pirate way. Product DetailsBe swashbucklingly sensational in your exclusive Kid's Captain Hook Costume! The unisex outfit includes a long jacket made of deep red velvet and decorated with golden trim along the edges and faux pockets. The snowy white neck scarf fastens in the back and its frills look amazing against the jacket's neckline. The black faux leather belt fastens around your waist, accented by a gold-tone plastic slide buckle. Foam-backed velvet boot tops secure under your feet with attached elastic bands. The red tricorn hat can be shaped as desired thanks to a hidden wire and is trimmed with a feather and golden accents. Neverland's Nemesis Ever since you ran aground, you've noticed that this island is a pretty unusual place. It's got real mermaids whose sweet voices sing from the lagoon, fairies who flit around trailing pixie dust, and inhabitants who never grow old. Boring! Where's the shivering timbers, the sea battles, and the planks for your enemies to walk? You'll have to shake things up a little now that you're here. In fact, Neverland could become a really amazing pirate refuge (which you'll rule, of course). If only you can avoid that crocodile...
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of BRAINNNNNNNSWhen that black sail appears on the horizon, you'd better hope that it's Blackbeard! Believe us, the alternative is worse. You'd think that no merchant sailor would be happy to see the diabolical Edward Teach, but lately there have been rumors floating across the Spanish main about a ship full of pirates who are hungry for something very specific... and very messy!Product DetailsTerrorize the seven seas when you wear your exclusive Zombie Pirate Costume for Kids! The outfit's sleeveless shirt fastens at the back of the neck and is printed with details of bloodstains and exposed ribs. It looks perfectly creepy under the red jacket with its slashed hems and matching bloodstains. The pants add to the gore factor with printed graphics of exposed muscle. The pirate look is reinforced with the faux leather boot covers. The foam-backed hat is printed with a skull and crossbones images as well as additional faux bloodstains. Terror beneath the Topsail No one knows how it happened. Some say that the pirates stole an ancient, arcane artifact. Others say that they dug up another pirate's treasure and invoked an ancientcurse. Whatever happened, it's best to stay off of the high seas as much as you can. Don't travel if you can help it, and definitely don't transport any gold, silver, or jewels. The terrifying buccaneers will steal it all, which will make them work up an appetite, and then they'll keep you for dessert!
Treasure or BustDoes it seem like your innocent little girl might have a secret? Does she snap her notebook shut whenever you glance over her shoulder? Or maybe she heads out on mysterious bike rides after stashing a garden trowel in her bag. If any of these things are true then your child might be in pursuit of pirate treasure. Now, there are certain ways to help her out. You could give her a metal detector for her next birthday. Or you could take her to the local library and help her find reading materials on historical pirates in your area. And finally, you could inspire her to have treasure finding success when you rock this adventurous pirate costume!Details & DesignYour treasure savvy kiddo will love rocking this tough pirate costume! As this costume is Made by Us, the style stands out while the costume's high-quality lets your kid play pretend in this costume after trick-or-treating is over. It features a long pirate jacket that has a unique nautical trim and Jolly Rogers on the front. A lace-up shirt tucks into the high-waisted silky vertically striped pants. The look is cinched in with a red sash and is topped off with a dramatic captain's brim and a red scarf. Pair this costume with tall boots to make your kid's look complete. Grifting and DriftingThink your kiddo is ready to set sail? We think this Halloween is going to be a pretty grand adventure. And this costume is high-quality enough that your kid can wear this to play pretend or celebrate at pirate-themed birthday parties. Customize this look with anything from eye patches to swords and gold teeth. Just make sure that you keep an eye on your valuables or they might end up buried in a chest in the back yard!
Serious Pirate SwaggerWho knows how to make scurvy sea scum walk the plank like no other? The nefarious pirate maiden, that's who! She's tough, she's fierce, and hey, she's also a skilled swordsman. She's not what you'd typically expect from a pirate maiden. And, now, you can get become her with this costume. With off the shoulder styling and yo-ho-ho pirate stripes, it has the style that will let you sail the high seas with serious pirate swagger!Product DetailsThis costume is designed as a one-piece dress that gives the combination look of a blouse, corset, and skirt. The jagged hem on the skirt is a classic touch of pirate style and it features self-ties for a fitted look. The attached white blouse with off-the-shoulder sleeves features elastic fit in the off-the-shoulder neckline and sleeve cuffs. The velvet-like black vest is attached to the dress, with laces and gold accents. Made of a polyester/cotton blend, this costume is an iconic and fun choice for any costume party!Set Sail with your entire pirate crewSure, you could head out to the party as the rogue pirate maiden, but, we're guessing you'll be able to blunder even more booty with a complete pirate crew. And we've got costumes to outfit your entire gang! We've got costumes for captains, corsairs, buccaneers, something unique for each and every member of your swashbuckling squad. Be sure to shop all of our pirate costumes to see the top styles available!
Did you ever really consider the full implications of the curiosities of Neverland? In a world where greedy pirates and tribal natives, frolicking faeries and mysterious mermaids, ageless orphans and weird Wendybirds all thrive amidst equally never-ending adventure, we’re gifted with a ton of insight into how the magical qualities of the place function. Flight is a gift that comes from a light and happy heart once blessed by a toss of magical dust from Tinkerbell’s tush, generally offered only to the kids of Peter Pan’s posse. But, is that all it takes? Could mermaids fly if dappled with the dust? Could they still breathe while flying around?These are the thoughts that often plague us as we try desperately to learn everything we can about the mystical land. At least until we manage to land a dose of that pixie dust, that is, but the mere quota that we receive in the office is always dedicated to bolstering the outfits that require just that extra hint of glitter and magic. Fortunately, we do have one other way to answer those questions…And that is where you come in! There is one other bloke in Neverland that has a chance to get the serious intel and you can step right into those shoes with this Deluxe Captain Hook costume. Now, the Neverland pirate isn’t exactly the best buddy of The Pan, but, we’ve got wind that a certain pixie isn’t too fond of the flying guy’s main source of pixie dust. A few carefully placed words or a gesture with a hooked hand is sure to get the juicy details! And, with this red velvet jacket with black trim, faux leather boot covers, and a flawlessly wired tricorn captain hat, you’ll be full on Captain. In case you’re the type to go the full image, feel free to either toss your hand to a passing crocodile or just pick up the Hook Hand if you want to go less gory. Neverland, here we come!
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Avast me hearties!When the doctor put your little girl in your hands for the first time, you knew you were holding the best treasure in the world. And when she smiled, you knew there would be nothing worth more to you than her happiness. And you got excited that you could play like a kid again, with the best partner ever.When she turned three, you started to teach her to talk like a pirate. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your partner wasn't too impressed with that one, but you still caught them smiling at your daughter. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island for a bedtime story. You used the light sabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight.Now all you need is to put her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume. This will complete her training as your first mate. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while, she is swinging her saber around the seven seas she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
Rowing RogueThis Privateer started from the bottom... and yes, now he's here. When the sea called this pirate's name he was just a grimy little boy. He was hired to herd the ship's rats and swab the deck. It didn't take long before he rose above his station after he organized the ships rats into a choir that sang classic sailor songs and did jigs to accordion music. The captain saw this little boy for the natural leader that he was so he took the kid under his wing. Years went by and the street boy learned how to be a great sailor but he had a wild heart. He couldn't be told what to do. He needed his own ship. So one moonlit night while in port, he and his team of rats snuck over to a shiny new Brigantine and commandeered it. He and his rats were going places and this was just the beginning. Details & DesignThis Privateer costume features a long red jacket with an all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It has wide cuffs that are trimmed with gold brocade ribbon. The same trim falls down the front and frames the false pocket flaps. The outfit has a ruffled cravat to make you extra fancy. The outfit is complete with cropped pants and a hoity-toity brimmed hat with the same scroll pattern as the jacket. Treasure TalesAre you ready to set sail? No need to follow that old treasure map you found in some gross tavern, you've already got a treasure of a costume. You can tweak this costume to suit your personality just right. Pair the hat with a long, curly black wig, an eye patch, and a pirate hook. Choose boots or old fashioned loafers and you'll look right at home aboard a ship. If you're going to go rogue, might as well go rogue in style!
The Jolly Roger CallsEveryone wants to know what you're going to be when you grow up. Why not tell them that you want to be a pirate? When you think about it, it's a pretty good job. You get your own ship to sail anywhere you want, far away from anyone who tells you to eat your veggies, and you have to have cool weapons. When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. What's not to love? Product DetailsLive a rover's life and dress in this exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Kids! A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters. An attached black vest front is sewn with a skull and crossbones, and a black sash ties around your waist. Add the striped pants and tie the black bandanna around your head for good measure. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! You're being looted for treasure! Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. Pirates can still be polite. But there's no reason why you can't bury your leftover candy in a chest in your closet. It keeps any rival scallywags (aka your siblings and friends) from discovering your stash of treasure and doing a bit of pirating themselves.
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
Maintaining control on the high seas is virtually impossible. You’ve got weird monsters climbing up from the depths, curses that you have to constantly cleanse, and treasure that never seems to be hiding exactly where it has promised to stay buried… not to mention loads of other competing pirates that are certain that they deserve to captain your ship more than you! There’s only so many things that a pirate captain can do to keep that edge… and swinging your cutlass and making mutineers walk the plank is only a solution for a short period of time. Eventually, they stop listening… or you run out of crew!Fortunately, the major symbol of pirate leadership hasn’t changed much over the years: the hat. A keen pirate hat commands attention and demands loyalty and you will be certain to have both with this Black Caribbean Pirate Hat. The black faux leather tricorn design makes for the most recognizable seafaring look and has a built in elastic band to ensure it fits well and is less likely to be blown away by any unexpected hurricane winds. Put your best foot (or peg-leg forward) and give the command to set sail to the next treasure horde because, with this hat, you have no fear of mutiny… probably.
Marauder MysteriesIs there any profession more mysterious than pirating? Who was Roger, and why was he so jolly? How do you fit fifteen men on a dead man's chest? How do tough sailors get away with funny phrases like "poop deck" and "shiver me timbers"? Now you can shrowd yourself in the mystery, too! Simply slip this face mask on and you'll protect the people around you while mantaining a tough reputation!
A Cutlass ClassicNow, we don't want anyone thinking that we're caught up in the past. But we're bothered that certain pirate traditions are getting left behind when it comes to modern pirate costumes. We get that a striped shirt and colorful scarves make for great costumes but can we ask for a little commitment, please? Pirates had to battle crocodiles... they took on mermaids in wrestling competitions... they rode cannonballs? Anyway, we obviously don't know much about what pirates actually did but we do know they went through some serious injuries giving them a great excuse to use lovely fashion accessories like eye patches, peg legs, and hooks for hands! Fun Details & DesignThis silver and gold molded hook will serve to make you the best pirate you can be. Just throw the hook over your real hand and watch as your character transforms into an authentic tough sea-faring cur. The molded cuff is five inches tall to cover your fist and has a rod inside so you can hold on and hide the fact that you still have all your digits. Off the HookWe love it when people go all out for their costumes. And if you're looking at this accessory then you probably respect that view as well. So congratulations, if you're wearing this look, we're not gonna make you walk the pirate costume plank!
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
Say, "Arrrrrgggh"What do you need to be a pirate? A ship that can sail the high seas? Skill with a sword? A salty old map that leads to some treasure? Nah. All you need is is this Scallywag Blood Red Costume Hat and the gusto to say the word, "Arrrrrgggh" a lot! We can help you get that hat you've always needed, so all you have to do is work on your arrggghs!Design & DetailsThis snazzy pirate hat is a Made by Us design that's perfect for experienced pirate captains and those who just want a little extra adventure in their life! The hat is made completely out of polyester with a faux leather shell. It's sculpted into the classic tri-corn shape, which is a must-have style for scallywags across the high seas. The inside of the hat even has a size-adjuster to help you get a comfortable fit for your pirate adventure!
Ahoy, matey! Your little scallywag’s...er...poop deck needs changing (we could make a pretty good pirate’s “booty” joke, but we’re feeling generous and spare you.)When Junior grows up, he is no doubt going to have rules to follow: he’ll have to clean his room, do his homework, be nice to his brother, and even earn his keep with chores. For now, then, why not let him play up his pirate life in this adorable Cap'n Stinker Costume? He can be gruff and a little rough around the edges and no one will even bat an eye. He already likes shiny treasures, and the sounds of distant waves often lull him right to sleep. He sounds like a true seafarer to us! So let him live it up for a night; after all, giving a baby the power to pillage and plunder is preferable to giving that freedom to, say, a teenager, right? Plus, isn’t the only word he can say right now, “Arrrrgh?” It seems like a natural fit!Without a doubt, this costume is the cutest way for him to practice sailing the seven seas! It features a ruffled-shirt jumpsuit and adorable-as-heck striped crushed velvet pants...not to mention a skull-and-crossbones cap and a big ole (faux) belt buckle. Let’s just be honest: Halloween is all about making sure your baby is the cutest one on the block; secure his “captain of cute” status with this ensemble.
Filled with exotic and quizzical creatures, like mermaids—which we’re pretty sure would look amazing if they got sprinkled with some fairy dust and took to flight—Neverland is a place that never gets old, literally. Neverland is a magical place where time doesn’t quite move forward. It is here that Peter Pan and his Lost Boy friends can remain children for all their lives, even bringing a few friends to avoid some aging for a while. We’ve all had some serious fascinations about heading out to visit the place, though our own supply of fairy dust is rationed exclusively for costume designs. Sigh.Here’s the thing, though. Peter Pan is always calling Captain Hook an old man. It’s something that we always assumed must be true. The hook-handed captain must be well into his 60s or later. That explains why he’s always so afraid of the ticking clock. It isn’t just the fact that a crocodile is after him. After all, the captain has surely dealt with scarier things in his long years on the vast seas. He did sail to Neverland! It reminds him of his ever-aging closer to his own demise! But… then we got to thinking: he’s not aging in Neverland, either! And, how old is Peter, anyway, that he’s calling someone old? We realized that Captain Hook might just seem old to the youthful prankster. Hook might be pretty young, in fact, with those beautiful black locks not even showing the first sign of graying!So, it’s the perfect time to let you youngster try to fly the skull and crossbone flag in Neverland with this Teen Captain Hook costume. This elaborate black pirate jacket has the sinfully luxurious feel of rich velvet and sports gold trim details that not only contrast beautifully with the black but show the wealth of the pirate’s hoard. Enjoy a night spreading disharmony among the rude Lost Boys of Neverland and pillage the county for your rightful share of prizes. Just be sure to get back to Neverland before your own clock starts ticking!
One thing they never teach you in pirate school is how to tell good rum from bad. It may not seem that important to a successful plundering career, but it's handier than you realize. Show your fellow swashbucklers your discerning sense of taste, in both refreshments and style, by wearing our exclusive Plus Size Captain Blackheart Costume to your next Caribbean cocktail party!The pirate life seems pretty simple and straightforward, what with living on boat with a bunch of other sea dogs, spending all your time searching for islands to scour for treasure, and getting in the occasional scuffle with the navy trying to ruin your fun. Sure, that's all there is to it if you're fine being a basic pirate. But, if you want to be a pirate of distinguished tastes, you have to do more than swing a cutlass around and say “Yaaarg!” all the time. Dressing up in a flashy coat, with plenty of ruffles and gold colored fringes, will quickly set you apart from your scallywag comrades. And once word gets around of the fine quality spiced rum that you share with your mates, you'll quickly be the most popular party guest on the high seas!While this fanciful pirate outfit may not come with its own supply of rum, we've designed it to make you look quite dashing, even without liquid assistance. The bold red overcoat and tricorn hat give you the style of a daring corsair, and comes with a faux leather belt to strap a sword and pistol to. Add a pair of cuffed and buckled costume boots and our matching Blackheart Cape to complete this outfit, and raise a toast of good rum to being a classy pirate!
Does your kiddo often dream about a life at sea? Does he wish to sail across the ocean and discover adventure upon every shore? Well, if finding ancient treasures and evading imperial naval fleets sounds like endless fun to your young swashbuckler then he surely has quite the exciting life ahead of him. You better make sure he looks prepared to start this wondrous career of piracy. We’ve got just what he needs, take a peek at this awesome Toddler Pirate Captain Costume!His transformation into a feared pirate will be nearly complete with a single jumpsuit. Never before now, has a jumpsuit been so nifty as well as practical. The shirt, vest, pants, belt and even the boot covers are all attached and a part of this amazing one-piece. Then to top off this outfit your kiddo can just throw on his foam-formed pirate hat with the attached sash and he’ll be ready to take command over the most-feared pirate crew in the seven seas! While pirates spend most of their time looking for buried treasure your kiddo may also run into a few battles while at sea. You’ll want to make sure that he is properly equipped so that victory over any scurvy scallywags that dare go up against him is a sure thing. We suggest grabbing him one of our Pirate Cutlasses and maybe even a toy pistol!He can use this Halloween as a test run to master these classic pirate weapons and then he’ll be ready for his dream life as an infamous pirate! Now you just need to help him come up with an awesome pirate name… something like Captain Half-Squat or Captain Shin-Kicker, both sound terrifying to us.
It's no secret that a pirate costume is always a good choice for any costumed occasion. After all, who wouldn't want to look like they live on the open water, do whatever suits them, and answers to no kings? But, have you ever stopped to think about what kind of pirate to be? We'd have to say this Sexy Spanish Pirate Costume is the perfect swashbuckling ensemble for your Halloween party!To find out why, open your history books to the "Golden Age of Piracy," which is basically where the pop culture idea of pirates comes from. During this period, the Spaniards were the head honchos in the Caribbean, and Spanish galleons (huge, heavy cargo ships) taking treasure back to Spain were some of the hottest targets for pirates (because "treasure"). We know you're still asking why Spanish pirates are such cool pirates to dress as, since it'd be kinda shady of them to plunder their own country's ships. Well, it's because many of them actually attacked other pirates that had stolen treasure from Spanish ships! So, many Spanish buccaneers, like the infamous and wickedly named Amaro Felipe, were actually "pirate-pirates" which make them pretty fearsome!Phew, sorry about the lecture, but we love talking about pirate history, almost as much as you'll love dressing up in this sassy swashbuckler outfit. This bold, ruffled costume comes with almost everything you need to make every other pirate you meet throw down their arms. Just add a pair of fierce buckled boots and a pirate sword, and you'll be the hottest marauder on the Spanish Main!
We think that everyone who dreams of becoming a pirate should get a chance to earn their salt, but the unfortunate reality is that plenty of would-be privateers are only in it for the grog! And those layabouts wouldn’t be so much of a problem if they didn’t taint the good name of buccaneers everywhere, but that’s precisely what they do. So you may want a Deluxe Black Pirate Jacket with Pockets to distance yourself from the unserious and unprofessional hooligans who slap a bandana on their forehead just to petition the captain for a share of the plunder!Let this high-quality garment imply what you’d rather not have to say out loud: for you, piracy is a calling. Why else would you be decked out in such finery? A jacket with 8 detailed skull buttons and a set of functional pockets? That’s not the kind of thing worn by a common swabbie!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?
Avast me ‘earties, Yo ho!So you’ve bought your ship. Sure it looks like a Kia, but it’s really the Queen Anne’s Revenge. You even figured out how to hoist your pirate flag, a pole stuck through the sun roof that also doubles as the crows nest. Heck, you even have a flint lock (plastic of course), and a sword (also plastic) to do battle against anyone you might come across.But you are still missing the thing that lets common folk know you are a pirate to be feared. You are missing this Governor Tricorn Pirate Hat. Now you could go claim it from some poor unsuspecting oaf, or you can just click “Add to Cart” here, and not have to face charges of (plastic) armed robbery. Besides then you would never get to sail (drive) the seven seas (highways in town) collecting your booty (the shopping)!
Pirates, like the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow, have quite the cantankerous life style, don’t they? They spend a large portion of the day imbibing copious amounts of rum and the rest of the day is taken up by the 3 P’s of pirating: pillaging, plundering and pilfering. It’s quite safe to say that having a good sword at your side is a necessity.Unfortunately, it’s not really a good idea to carry around a real pirate sword in broad daylight—rules on brandishing swords in public are much stricter than they used to be back in the golden age of piracy. That’s what makes this toy sword from Pirates of the Caribbean so great! It’s licensed from the movie and has a realistic look, giving you that true swashbuckler feel, but it’s made out of plastic and it doesn’t have a sharp edge. That way, you won’t hurt yourself when you carry it to your next pirate party dressed as Jack Sparrow.
She may only have just taken her first steps, but is she ready to command a pirate crew? We say, yawr she is!When she turned two you started whispering pirate slang in her ear. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your spouse wasn’t too impressed with that one, but you still saw smiles beaming your daughter as she easily commanded the one-syllable lyrics. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island as a bedtime story. You used the lightsabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight and we won't even lecture you about canonical integrity. Because that's pretty cool of you.Now all you're tasked with is setting her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume, effectively completing her training as your first mate. She can be the tiniest member of your family's buccaneer-themed crew, or she can give that ol' scallywag Blackbeard a run for his money as the most notorious pirate of all time. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while she is swinging her lightsaber around the seven seas, she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.