It's Parley TimeLife on the seas is the way to go! Pirates just know how to have a good time better than anyone else. Maybe it's the long days in the sun. Perhaps it's fact that they've got all sorts of islands they can hunker down in. We don't know what makes pirates so cool, in fact, after all this time we'll probably never know. But we figure you might as well wear the ruffles and talk the talk and hope some of that good-time-having pirate attitude rubs off on you! You can have all of the fun without any of the danger. Sounds like a good time to us! Just remember to wear plenty of sun screen and wear a life jacket when you walk the plank. You might be dressing as a pirate but it's still the modern era. It's up to you to parley responsibly.Details & DesignThis white Made-by-Us blouse is designed to be worked into the pirate ensemble of your choosing. The lightweight material is long enough to be worn as a tunic. It can also get tucked into a skirt, layered under a corset or any other pirate accessories you might fancy. The wide V-neck is trimmed with ruffles that match the ruffled sleeves. Seas the Day!Are you ready to unfurl the sails and journey to a land of awesome pirate costumes? This shirt is the perfect staple for your brand-new pirate wardrobe. From jackets to vests to bandoliers, you'll have options to make this work for all sorts of events. Because everyone knows that dressing up as a pirate isn't just for Halloween. In our opinion, everyone ought to have at least one pirate themed birthday party a year. That's not always possible but you know you've gotta be the change you wish to see in the world!
Bring Back Pirates Not many people want to be white-collar criminals, but plenty of dashing souls want to be pirates. Why? Because pirates are awesome, that's why! The buccaneers of yore were larger-than life. Blackbeard tied lit fuses into his beard during battles to freak out his enemy (we're guessing it worked). Sir Henry Morgan held a whole town for ransom and when the governor tried to capture him, offered a huge reward to anyone who would capture the governor instead. #Confidence, right?Product Details Pillage, plunder, and sack ships up and down the Spanish Main while wearing this Men's Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive costume includes a long red coat with white ruffles and a long blue cape, both trimmed with golden fabric. A fluffy white jabot shows that you may be a ruffian, but you're a ruffian with standards. Two belts accent your waist and chest. The comfy blue pants are great for a day of combat, and the tricorn hat is sure to impress even your enemies. Yo Ho Ho and All That Jazz Swash your buckle, load the cannons, and prepare to board! Once you've added your fake weapon of choice to this amazing outfit, you'll be the most impressive person at your next party or performance thanks to your sheer level of swagger. No ship sailing between the Americas and the Old World is safe from your marauding, and no dive tavern on a coastal beach can keep up when you're around. It's a gift, really.
Time to Grow UpSome kids never want to grow up. Those kids spend their days wishing that they could head on carefree adventures forever. Other kids? Well, they can't wait to grow up (As adults, we think this is a little preposterous. We grew up an it's not all that it's cracked up to be). Those ambitious young kids want to shoulder the weight of the world. They crave the extra responsibility and the chance to lead. They want to be the captain of the ship... both figuratively, and sometimes literally!Those kids would much rather assume the role of Captain Hook than some kind of trouble-making preteen! For those kids that WANT to grow up, we have this exclusive, Made by Us, Captain Hook Costume for kids.Design & DetailsInspired by the classic character from the novels, this Captain Hook Costume has a regal, very grown-up, sort of aura. The costume comes with a soft, red jacket made out of velour. The jacket fits with gold button and loop fasteners in front. The matching pants have an elastic band in the waist to help ensure a snug, yet comfortable fit. The white cravat is constructed out of chiffon fabric and fits around your child's neck. To finish the look, the costume includes a foam-backed captain's hat, which comes with wire in the brim so you can shape it as you like! Once your child has it on, they'll be ready to command a whole ship full of pirates!
Hand over Your Rattles! There's a new threat to honest merchants, and it sails aboard a ship that flies the Jolly Roger. Until now, the world has trembled with dread at tales of Blackbeard and his fearsome crew, or Henry Morgan and his dastardly deeds, but let us tell you that they pale in comparison to the new buccaneer. Why? Because the pint-sized pirate is so cute that you'll gladly give up all of your treasure without even putting up a fight! Product DetailsYour baby will be the sweetest scurvy scallywag ever to sail the seas, thanks to this exclusive Swashbuckler Pirate Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit's top has a cold-shoulder design with red-and-black-striped straps and a wide, off-the-shoulder ruffle edged with red stitching. The pants portion has printed red and black stripes, and is super comfortable for wearing on a sea voyage or a trip in the stroller. The black belt secures behind the waist and features a foam backed gold-tone buckle as well as a fabric sword. A black felt eye patch with a printed skull and crossed swords looks too cute for words when paired with the bow-bedecked headband. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkWeigh anchor, because this little pirate is about to embark upon her first Halloween adventure! You have to come too, as the trusted first mate, so you may want to find a pirate ensemble of your own. Your job description involves making sure that the captain always has a clean diaper, a teething toy, and a pacifier for nap time. In between battles with the Royal Navy, the fearsome scallywag will also want some snuggles.
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
Chasing AdventuresDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow chases adventure, wherever it may be. If that means setting sail halfway across the world, he'll do it. If it means fighting a crew of cursed pirates to get his hands on a priceless treasure, he won't even think twice. If it means fighting against Davy Jones and a terrifying Kraken… well, he'll do it, but he won't exactly be thrilled about it! It's all in the name of adventure.If you're ready to chase an adventure of your own, then it's time to dress up like the most infamous pirate of all time, Captain Jack Sparrow! This officially licensed Disney Pirates of the Caribbean costume is the easiest way to get the iconic look for yourself.Design & DetailsInspired by the character from the movies, this Plus Size Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume gets your adventure off to a great start. The costume comes with a shirt and vest combo designed to look like Jack's outfit. The coat long coat fits over the top, giving you an authentic pirate captain style. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around your waist to cinch the look together. The faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of shoes and the tricorn-style hat puts the finishing touch to the whole outfit. The whole ensemble will have you ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum He's been hunted by Davy Jones. He's been swallowed whole by the Kraken. He's been marooned not once, but twice by his mutinous first mate Barbossa. But the Black Pearl's true captain always comes out on top! He's the master of the spectacular escape and he knows that wherever his next adventure takes him, his trusty hat will see him through! Product Details It's Captain - Captain Jack Sparrow! This officially licensed Boy's Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow Toddler Hat looks just like Jack's beloved hat from the popular movies. The tricorn-style hat is made of weathered-looking faux leather with stitchwork detail. An adjustable chin strap is attached to either side. It's a Pirate's Life for You!Sail the high seas and make your fortune plundering pieces of eight! With your trusty crew and your beloved ship, you'll be the best pirate anyone's ever heard of.
One thing they never teach you in pirate school is how to tell good rum from bad. It may not seem that important to a successful plundering career, but it's handier than you realize. Show your fellow swashbucklers your discerning sense of taste, in both refreshments and style, by wearing our exclusive Plus Size Captain Blackheart Costume to your next Caribbean cocktail party!The pirate life seems pretty simple and straightforward, what with living on boat with a bunch of other sea dogs, spending all your time searching for islands to scour for treasure, and getting in the occasional scuffle with the navy trying to ruin your fun. Sure, that's all there is to it if you're fine being a basic pirate. But, if you want to be a pirate of distinguished tastes, you have to do more than swing a cutlass around and say “Yaaarg!” all the time. Dressing up in a flashy coat, with plenty of ruffles and gold colored fringes, will quickly set you apart from your scallywag comrades. And once word gets around of the fine quality spiced rum that you share with your mates, you'll quickly be the most popular party guest on the high seas!While this fanciful pirate outfit may not come with its own supply of rum, we've designed it to make you look quite dashing, even without liquid assistance. The bold red overcoat and tricorn hat give you the style of a daring corsair, and comes with a faux leather belt to strap a sword and pistol to. Add a pair of cuffed and buckled costume boots and our matching Blackheart Cape to complete this outfit, and raise a toast of good rum to being a classy pirate!
If you expect to make it as a successful pirate, there are a couple important guidelines you'd best be aware of. One is to not mark your buried treasure stashes with a giant X (that's just a dead giveaway these days). The real piece of advice we can offer, though, is to slip on this exclusive Plus Size Deluxe Pirate Wench Costume while you're scouring the high seas for booty!Of course, these are simply suggestions, and not the rules of living the pirate life. In fact, the best part about being a pirate is that there are no rules to begin with! But we have noticed (in our extensive pirate research) that if you're careful with your treasure, and you dress in a sassy and intimidating outfit, your plundering days will be much more successful than if you just sail around, guns blazing! We also suggest adding plenty of accessories to your pirate look, since you never know what troubles you'll be confronted with. And keep in mind, aspiring pirate, that sometimes just a sexy dress is all you need to stop your enemies in their tracks!Our satin and soft velvet costume dress strikes the perfect balance between glamorous and fearsome. The long layered skirt looks elegant while letting you show some leg, so be sure to add your favorite pair of pirate boots. Once you're dressed for action, all you'll need are an accessory sword and pistol, and any flashy jewelry to show off what you've plundered, and you'll be on your way to a legendary career of piracy! Just remember to pick something other than an X to mark your loot with...
Mistress of the TideAre you ready to take control? Ready to set sail into the great wide horizon to seek your fortune? This costume is a great way to get in touch with your inner explorer. The world is at your bow, the bulkhead cutting through the waves, heading to the next destination. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Would you head to the tropics for white sands, tropical fruits, and ukelele music? Or are you the type who craves rocky shores, ruined castles on isolated islands, and dark and hidden coves? You're the boss, you decide where your ship is headed!Product DetailsThis costume is a gorgeous base to your pirate look. The white dress is an off-shoulder cut. It has ruffles along the neckline. The top has an empire cute to make it work with a corset or pirate sash around the waist. The sleeves are just the right amount of billowy and are cinched at three quarters. They also have laces attached so you can wrap them around your arms for a ragtag romantic look. The skirt is a high-low cut that flows nicely when you're standing in the sea breeze. Off the MapThis pirate dress allows you to venture beyond the costumes in our catalog and make a look that suits you just right. The look can be accessorized with a sash, corset, and all sorts of hats. With this wide variety of hats, you get to decide your rank on the ship. Go rogue with a rough, faux leather tricorner hat or get fancy with a lace and velvet captain's hat. You have so many options! Once you've gotten your costume just right then all you have to do is figure out where you're going to go. Bermuda sounds pretty good to us right now!
Yawrrrrrgg! It looks like it’s a pirate's life for this little one! If she's ready to lift anchor and set sail into the seven seas, the first step will be to get her outfitted like a real buccaneer. So grab her this Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume and your kiddo will be ready for any adventure that comes her way this Halloween.With this spunky, fun costume, she’ll be ready to become the cutest pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. In no time she will have gathered up more treasure than Calico Jack and Blackbeard combined. Her fleet of ships will be the largest the world has ever seen. Her crew will have an unmatched amount of respect for her and an unwavering loyalty. How will all this be possible? Well, when your youngster is dressed up in this adorable Pirate Girl Costume, no one will be able to say no to her. Instead of ruling the seas with fear, she will use her cuteness to reign supreme as a Pirate Queen! Look through our adult and other child pirate costumes, and the whole family can sail around the neighborhood as the friendliest crew of candy-loving pirates for Halloween.Prepare your tiny tyke for the adventure of a lifetime with this Caribbean Pirate Costume! It comes with everything included in the picture, but we would suggest taking a look at our pirate weaponry. Being a pirate is so much more fun when you have a shiny sword to swing around!
She's a Pirate!When we first meet Disney's Elizabeth Swann, she certainly doesn't look like a pirate. Her intricately arranged hair, delicate wardrobe, and fancy mansion all pointed to her status as a member of the upper class. Although her appearance might have made her seem only like a refined woman, her behavior revealed she was much more! She displayed a pirate's cunning and quickly adjusted to life at sea. Eventually, she even became a fearsome Pirate King!If you want to run your very own ship, you'll need an outfit that commands respect. And it wouldn't hurt to do honor to one of your favorite characters from Disney history while you're at it! Take a page from Elizabeth's book and grab your own pirate garb to start your epic adventure.Design & DetailsYou'll look just like our favorite Pirate King when you don this Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Costume. To start the outfit, we created an easy-to-wear shirt and vest combo. The off-white shirt is made from a light cotton blend, and the vest features antique brass-colored buttons. The comfortable brown pants fit seamlessly into the faux leather boot covers. A matching faux leather belt and black hat add charming detail that will have you ready to take to the seas!
Parley. We wish to speak with the captain.The right leader can be hard to find. Especially in a group of unscrupulous, lying, cheating, no-good...wait, are we talking about politicians or pirates? Sometimes it can be hard to tell. Oh, that’s right pirates are the one with the code.The pirate code is not one to be trifled with. Under this code, the crew could vote for their commanding officers. Once a man signed this code, by making his mark, and swearing over crossed pistols, he was allotted a portion of the plunder, and was part of the decisions aboard the ship. If someone went against the code however they were stranded on the next island they came across.When you put on this Cruel Seas Captain Costume you are in turn swearing to uphold the pirate code. You promise to let the men under your command have an equal right to the loot you will relieve other ships of. When you wear this dress you agree to grant the request of parley to anyone who asks. Putting on the skull and crossbones sash makes you responsible for your crew. Any crime they commit, you commit, so find a way to keep them under control. And don't be afraid of stranding someone who breaks their oath, because that is the price you pay when you are a pirate. You live by the code. Unlike politicians.
Maintaining control on the high seas is virtually impossible. You’ve got weird monsters climbing up from the depths, curses that you have to constantly cleanse, and treasure that never seems to be hiding exactly where it has promised to stay buried… not to mention loads of other competing pirates that are certain that they deserve to captain your ship more than you! There’s only so many things that a pirate captain can do to keep that edge… and swinging your cutlass and making mutineers walk the plank is only a solution for a short period of time. Eventually, they stop listening… or you run out of crew!Fortunately, the major symbol of pirate leadership hasn’t changed much over the years: the hat. A keen pirate hat commands attention and demands loyalty and you will be certain to have both with this Black Caribbean Pirate Hat. The black faux leather tricorn design makes for the most recognizable seafaring look and has a built in elastic band to ensure it fits well and is less likely to be blown away by any unexpected hurricane winds. Put your best foot (or peg-leg forward) and give the command to set sail to the next treasure horde because, with this hat, you have no fear of mutiny… probably.
Buc the TrendsIf your gal is more a leader than a follower, more an adventurer than an observer, more a doer than a thinker, and more apt to take risks than to play it safe, then lo and behold, matey. You may have a willful little pirate on your hands!Want to be sure? Have her slip on this Kid's Brilliant Buccaneer Costume and see what she gets up to. Does she immediately ask for her sword to protect her from attacking ships? Does she come downstairs and order her little brother to swab the deck before breakfast? Does she return from the pet store with a new parrot, or invest her savings in a vintage trunk to store her treasure? If you said "yes" to any of the above, then it's confirmed! Your fearless kiddo is headed for a life at sea, so it may be best to stay on her good side. Design & DetailsShiver me timbers! This may be the most incredible pirate costume we've ever seen. Made exclusively by our in-house designers, this look comprises incredible details fit for only the most feared and revered pirates. It includes the stunning deep pink brocade jacket complete with gold buttons, dramatic cuffs, and an attached belt. The boot covers bring in the same deep pink hue and make your kid's footwear appear instantly seaworthy. The shirt is a black background printed with golden pirate skulls, as well as a frilly white collar. Add the tricorn hat — a pirate staple — and your little scallywag is ready for the high seas...or at least an amazing night of trick or treating!
Hop on over to the other side of the bar!Had about enough of getting the grog? Yeah, we feel ya. Well, how about a little revolution? Being a tavern girl has been tough enough, and that's not even counting all the times you've been stuck serving the ale while everyone else just gets to enjoy the fun. So, viva la good times!That's right. We think you should speak your mind to the tavern owner, and let him know that it's your turn to have a little fun. Pro tip: dumping a mug full of ale on his head would be an A+ maneuver. Of course, when you're heading out to the other side of the bar, you're going to want to get dressed in your best duds. Because you've got the night off!So, just slip into this Tavern Wench costume. It's a step up from your typical barmaid attire, and has some signature style, too. Perfect for any night of fun in ye olde village, we'll sure you'll love hitting the town in this costume!Design & DetailsThis costume is designed and made right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And, we have no problem admitting that our designers have poured their heart into this authentic and high-quality look. Available in 1X, 2X and 3X, this costume features a corset vest, cream long-sleeved blouse, and a cranberry skirt. Realistic looking details like the textured trim and metal buckles on the vest, and the long, two-layered skirt gives this costume a look that's a tad more ornate than your typical peasant fare.Ren Faire or BustYou might be shopping for Halloween, or maybe you're looking for a classic style for the annual Renaissance Faire, and in either situation, this costume will have you covered. Be sure to check out all of our accessories and props to make sure you get the most out of your costume experience!
A Pirate's Life For YouThe golden age of pirates might be a few years in the past (okay, so maybe it's a few hundred years in the past), but that doesn't mean that you and your kid have to give up on the dream! Where's your sense of adventure? You two could be out sailing across the high seas, digging up treasures chests on uncharted desert islands. You two could be out there with a cutlass in hand battling it out with a giant Krakens. You two could be pilfering Black Beard's secret treasure that just so happens to be buried in your backyard. Heck, you could even be out there pillaging all the cookies in kitchen cupboards. Of course, the first step to your own pirate adventure with your kid is imagination. Your second step? Well, that comes down to having a cool outfit to wear, which is where we come in!Product DetailsCheck out this Child Deluxe Pirate Costume! It comes with all the fixings your kid could possibly need to get the look of a rough and rowdy buccaneer. With faux leather accents, gold embellishments around the edges of the coat and some high-class looking cuffs, your kid will look like a top-notch pirate in no time. Just be careful! He'll be looking like such a daring scoundrel that he may just demand to be the captain of the ship.
Pirate Style Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! You're the fiercest pirate to ever sail the world's oceans. Even Blackbeard himself gives you a wide berth! The secret to your success is your incredible courage, epic daring, and your swaggering image. It's not enough to just be amazing - you have to look amazing too! Once you run up the Jolly Roger and board a richly-laden merchant vessel, you want to intimidate your prey into giving you all of their gold and jewels without a fight. It would be harder to convince a rival captain that you're a threat if you're wearing sweatpants and jeans! Product DetailsIt's a pirate's life for you when you wear this exclusive Cavalier Bucanneer Girl's Costume! Sail the seven seas and strike terror into the hearts of honest merchant seamen as you plunder and pillage your way through the Spanish main in a legendarily dashing outfit. The cream-colored, tunic-length poplin shirt fastens up the front with gold-tone buttons. Slightly puffy sleeves and elastic in the ruffled wrists makes the shirt both practical and stylish for climbing riggings and peering through telescopes. Faux suede vest panels are sewn to the front of the shirt for an extra touch of swagger. A red-and-white-striped head scarf and red sash enhance your freebooting image. Buckle the faux leather belt over the shirt to complement the high faux suede boot tops and prepare to board! All Hands to the Ready! Shiver me timbers! You're about to become the most famous pirate on your block! They'll be talking about you in history books for years to come.
Pilfer and Plunder Here's the thing about toddlers: Normal property rights and unspoken, understood social norms about who has a claim on what just don't apply to them. Were you eating that bagel? Well, they saw it and they want it, so it's theirs now. Sorry. Was another kid playing with that toy? Not anymore, because they're about to commandeer it. A toddler would make an amazing natural pirate. It's a good thing for the rest of us that they don't have access to cannons. Product DetailsHoist the Jolly Roger, because your little one is ready to terrorize the Spanish Main in this exclusive Pirate Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit's pullover shirt features sewn-on black vest panels, one side of which is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. Its wrists and hemline are jagged to match the red and black pants' hemline. The long black sash can be tied as desired around your child's waist and is a great place to stash a prop or two. The rectangular black scarf can be folded and tied around the head. Belay, Me Hearties! It's Halloween: a pirate's favorite holiday! Any buccaneer would be delighted to participate in a tradition where taking candy is the name of the game. They don't even have to threaten anyone with their cutlasses and daggers. Most people are only too happy to hand over their sugary treasures to adorable little pirates. If Blackbeard had known about this hack, he would have been a lot more popular.
First Day at SeaWe know it can be hard to send your little pirate off into the great blue yonder for the first time. All those tears! They grow up so fast. You spent months prepping for their departure: hat, check; parrot, check; parrot food, check; tattered pants, check; but alas! Your little one sets sail in a few days' time and you're only now realizing that they haven't got a sensible pair of pirate boots on hand! Yikes!Not to fret—this pair of Kid's Pirate Captain Boots will help them blend in with the pro pirates, even though they're a rookie. These boots boast solid construction and a fearsome pirate style, and will help keep your kid's feet dry and steady as they roll along with the waves. So pull yourself together and pack this pair into their rucksack, because the boat leaves at 07:00 hours, with your kiddo in tow!Fun DetailsWhen it comes to style, comfort, and function, nothing compares to boots on board. This pair is crafted from black faux patent leather and features a fold-over cuff and side zipper. In these basic, dependable boots, your kid will be well-equipped to search for all the booty they can find!Shore LeaveDon't worry, your kid will be back! Not only that, but they'll bring home tales of amazing adventures, daring swordfights, and maybe even a trunk or two of loot to share. And all because you sent them off totally prepared to thrive in their pirate life. Good job!
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
X Marks the SpotListen up, all ye salty dogs and fearless swashbucklers! Long John Silver's treasure map has just been discovered, and it's every freebooter for himself as all pirates in the Spanish Main scramble to decode it and claim the whole haul. Get aboard your ships and set sail for adventure! Ye may encounter devilish creatures like the Kraken and plenty of the King's law-abiding soldiers as ye seek out glory and riches. Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content while wearing an exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Men! A white top with a notched neckline and a jagged hem is just what you need to stay cool in the blazing heat of the tropical sun. An attached black vest with a printed skull and crossbones on the left side adds swagger, as does the black belt tied around the waist. The calf-length pants are striped with red and black, and also have jagged hemlines. Tie the black scarf around your head, and you're ready to go!A Pirate's Life Haven't you ever wished for a life of ease and adventure, full of coconuts on tropical islands, talking parrots, and hair-raising battles filled with brave deeds? Well, thanks to this outfit, you're halfway there! All you'll need to do is supply yourself with your preferred props and head out to steal a ship. A word of advice: When you're in the middle of ship-stealing, don't let the owners know that your weapons are fake. It spoils the look.
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkIs your little one showing leadership skills at this early age? Does your little one stage hijinks at their daycare? While this tendency might lead to a little bit of trouble every once in a while, we think it would be more fun to simply lean in. Why fight it? Lean in. You could roll into this and create a treasure map to help your kiddo find treasure. What's a treasure to an infant? Well, most babies we know seem to be hunting for remotes, cell phones, and other breakable technology. It's always a challenge to keep these items hidden. So make that treasure map too complicated for even the smartest baby to figure out and easiest enough so you'll be able to find your phone before you leave for work. It's a win-win. Baby learns skills and your phone isn't covered in drool for once! And after a long day of searching for buried technological treasure your kid will be ready to kick back with the maties and knock back a big ol' bottle of milk. Seems like it's the pirate life for your captain, after all!Product DetailsThis baby will easily rule any ship on pure charm when they're rocking this Cuddlebug Captain costume. This costume features a lush jacket that's trimmed with pink braiding. The neck and cuffs are trimmed in white lace, the pink braiding matches the vertical striping in the soft pirate pants. Belted with a soft jolly roger belt, it has just enough edge for those high seas adventures. And to make this baby's captain's status stand out, this costume is topped with a tricorn hat that's trimmed with white lace. Kid with a CrewWant a whole crew this Halloween? You have a lot of options for every member of your family. Young and old, everyone likes a seafaring adventure!
The allure of the open sea and promise of untold riches has called many a young lad and ornery old man to the Seven Seas. Enlisting on or stealing ships that they pray nightly will carry them over the treacherous ocean. Sure, many think of these guys when it comes to the legends of famous pirates… but history is just too terrified to write the real accounts. After all, why are both the sea and the ships called she!? Do not be fooled… the lasses flying the skull and crossbone flags are the real buccaneers.Now, it is time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Posh Pirate costume. Show your scallywag crew just what kinds of gains they have in store by showing the gleaming gold that she’s acquired and a style that cannot be squashed!This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The slacks are a red and blacked stripe and matching red head tie will warn your opposition that you mean business. A stylish period peasant-style blouse has sewn on faux leather that gives a perfect contrast as well as the look of a gal who is more than prepared for a bit of swashbuckling on the gangplanks. Be sure to pick up a weapon accessory, though, just in case some barnswaggle is foolish enough to try! When she signs up for adventure with this classic costume, the only thing she'll have to worry about is where to find good island to stash all that treasure on!
Arrrrgh ya ready to be the finest lass in all the seven seas? Ye may think ya are, but we think you’re just missing one thing. This Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume is just what you need to start your endless reign over the sea!If you want to sail off into the horizon on a grand adventure this Halloween this is the costume for you. Once you toss on this sassy, yet elegant, dress you’ll have scurvy seadogs on their hands and knees begging to join your crew. From the top of the neckline to the bottom of the hemline of the skirt, this dress just screams out Pirate Queen. Look through our pirate accessories and pick out the cutest captain’s hat you can find along with a pair of high heel boots that say you mean business. Then you just need to arm yourself with a trusty sword and a pistol to get you out a tight situation in a pinch. If you want to live the life of a pirate then you’ve got to expect trouble around every corner and beyond every wave. But with this amazing dress and the right accessories, we know that you will prove to be victorious when faced with any challenge.If you’re ready to live life on the edge this Halloween then get your hands on this Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume. You’ll be a whole new face of fear. Only the unwisest of pirates will cross sails with you!
When infamous pirate Captain Barbossa became a privateer in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he did more than just get a new ship. He got a new hat! Working for the Royal Navy under King George II will do that for a guy.Well, we're sure you know full well that it's time for another spin through the Seven Seas, and you know that this iconic character is back for another Pirates of the Caribbean, this time in Dead Men Tell No Tales. And if you're thinking about becoming the peg leg captain dead set on revenge, well, you're going to need a sweet hat too!If that happens to be the case, look no further than this Barbossa Adult Pirate Hat. This style is a holdover from his days as a privateer, but it's still a distinguished look for any man of the sea. Be you a pirate, a privateer, or even...a dead man. Get this detailed hat to complete your costume look, and you'll be ready to set sail!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of...What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella. Hey, he earned it. Product DetailsHow do you fit 15 men on a dead man's chest? Beats us, but maybe you'll learn the secret when you wear this Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive outfit includes a red coat with gold trim. White ruffles are sewn to the sleeves to match the white cravat. A blue cape swishes behind you as you stride the deck and matches the blue pants. Two wide brown belts can be strapped across your waist and chest. A red tricorn tops it off! The Spanish Main Is Calling It's the pirate's life for you! Putting on this costume turns you into a daring adventurer with a ship and a crew and a mind to seek your fortune. It's too bad that this way of getting rich quick is pretty frowned upon now. Can you imagine being a millionaire who made his money by telling other millionaires to cough up some dough if they didn't want to walk the plank? Wild.
Plunder Awaits! Hey there, matey! Have you given serious thought to how you're going to seek out fame and fortune? You could try to do it the honest way, with a noble deed or a lot of hard work, but that seems boring. What about signing up with a dastardly crew, heading directly for the Spanish Main, and lying in wait to pillage every single treasure galleon that tries to sail past? That sounds much more fun and glamorous! Product DetailsA swashbuckling life is yours when you wear your exclusive Adult Pirate Plus Size Costume! The outfit includes a long-sleeved white shirt with zig-zag edging on the hem and cuffs. Its attached black vest is printed with an image of the skull and crossbones. A black sash ties around your waist. The calf-length pants are striped red and black, and have a comfy elastic waistband that's perfect for long days of high seas robbery and fun nights of spending your ill-gotten gains. Tie the black scarf around your head to up the swagger factor! Under the Jolly RogerYou might be a lawless buccaneer, but at least you're a stylish one! Find a musket, a cutlass, or even a sharp-looking prop knife, because it's time to convince your, um, "donors" that giving up their riches is really the healthiest option for them. Afterward, you can head down to the waterfront tavern with the rest of the salty dogs to enjoy a tall pint or two before you have to go back on the run. It's a pirate's life for you!
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
Pirates, like the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow, have quite the cantankerous life style, don’t they? They spend a large portion of the day imbibing copious amounts of rum and the rest of the day is taken up by the 3 P’s of pirating: pillaging, plundering and pilfering. It’s quite safe to say that having a good sword at your side is a necessity.Unfortunately, it’s not really a good idea to carry around a real pirate sword in broad daylight—rules on brandishing swords in public are much stricter than they used to be back in the golden age of piracy. That’s what makes this toy sword from Pirates of the Caribbean so great! It’s licensed from the movie and has a realistic look, giving you that true swashbuckler feel, but it’s made out of plastic and it doesn’t have a sharp edge. That way, you won’t hurt yourself when you carry it to your next pirate party dressed as Jack Sparrow.
When are you going to accept that deep down in your heart of hearts, you're really a pirate? Not just any pirate, but a captain. THE captain! You have the vigor and soul of a pirate, so all you need is the hair! This Elite Captain Hook Wig come with glorious curls based on fairy tale pirate style, so you can recreate an iconic look of a dastardly villain. The long curls pair perfectly with many of your pirate coats and accessories to create a swashbuckling appearance that may have Peter Pan thinking twice before he begins causing trouble for you and your crew!
Call Him CaptainDoes your child hunger for high adventure? Do they want to lead their very own crew of swashbucklers to magical treasures, while narrowly escaping dangerous foes? Do they desire the thrills of a pirate's life? Then maybe it's time for you to officially grant them the title of "captain" with this Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean costume, which is officially licensed from the movies. This exclusive Kid's Captain Jack Sparrow will have your child ready to take on the role of the high seas' most notorious pirate captain!Design & DetailsInspired by the clothes worn by Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow, this costume comes with everything your child needs to achieve his iconic look. The costume begins with a white, broadcloth shirt with a loose fit. The blue vest fits over top and features metallic-colored buttons in the front. The brown pants have a linen-like construction and add a realistic touch to the outfit. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around the waist, and the included faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of brown shoes. The red bandana has printed details and fits around your child's head to tie the whole look together. When your child has it all on, you'll be ready to promote him to the rank of "captain" on your next journey!
The Finest Dressed in the Seven SeasIs a pirate captain really a captain if they don't dress the part? They need to flaunt their authority with grace and fashion sense. Their crew needs to know that they are being led by someone who knows what they are doing. Who would you rather be led by- a buccaneer in some ratty rags soiled by the sea, or an inspiring captain in full naval garb? Pillaging and looting isn't worth much if the gained treasure isn't spent on some lavish personal effects to show you mean business. Now you can take command of your crew and make them give you the respect you deserve when you dress as a well accomplished pirate captain. Product DescriptionTake on all the regalia of a leader with this gold trimmed costume. The two brown belts and white jabot give a bit of extra flair to the look, indicating that you know what fashion is, even out on the high seas. The cape completes the look of an accomplished scallywag. Give it a dramatic spin for pomp wherever your sea legs bring you. A head scarf and hat top everything off and will give you some added height for your crew to look up to!Says Who? Says the Captain!Both seafarers and landlubbers will be in awe of your decorum as you strut into the room (or galley) and give off an inspiring aura. Get your crew together and do whatever you want to do. You're the captain, and what the captain says, goes!
The Jolly Roger CallsEveryone wants to know what you're going to be when you grow up. Why not tell them that you want to be a pirate? When you think about it, it's a pretty good job. You get your own ship to sail anywhere you want, far away from anyone who tells you to eat your veggies, and you have to have cool weapons. When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. What's not to love? Product DetailsLive a rover's life and dress in this exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Kids! A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters. An attached black vest front is sewn with a skull and crossbones, and a black sash ties around your waist. Add the striped pants and tie the black bandanna around your head for good measure. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! You're being looted for treasure! Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. Pirates can still be polite. But there's no reason why you can't bury your leftover candy in a chest in your closet. It keeps any rival scallywags (aka your siblings and friends) from discovering your stash of treasure and doing a bit of pirating themselves.
Sometimes when you're a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you're the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren't a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There's absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.
Ahoy, matey! Your little scallywag’s...er...poop deck needs changing (we could make a pretty good pirate’s “booty” joke, but we’re feeling generous and spare you.)When Junior grows up, he is no doubt going to have rules to follow: he’ll have to clean his room, do his homework, be nice to his brother, and even earn his keep with chores. For now, then, why not let him play up his pirate life in this adorable Cap'n Stinker Costume? He can be gruff and a little rough around the edges and no one will even bat an eye. He already likes shiny treasures, and the sounds of distant waves often lull him right to sleep. He sounds like a true seafarer to us! So let him live it up for a night; after all, giving a baby the power to pillage and plunder is preferable to giving that freedom to, say, a teenager, right? Plus, isn’t the only word he can say right now, “Arrrrgh?” It seems like a natural fit!Without a doubt, this costume is the cutest way for him to practice sailing the seven seas! It features a ruffled-shirt jumpsuit and adorable-as-heck striped crushed velvet pants...not to mention a skull-and-crossbones cap and a big ole (faux) belt buckle. Let’s just be honest: Halloween is all about making sure your baby is the cutest one on the block; secure his “captain of cute” status with this ensemble.
When we say Pirate Hat, we know that there are only a few images that come to mind. Black Tricorn. And… uh… Yep. That’s pretty much what we’re left with. Give us a captain and we have the same hat every time. Well, how is a pirate supposed to make their mark on the world if it is always going to be the same hat as the last famous pirate to sail the seven seas!? How is anyone going to leave an impression and create their own iconic image? We know that you are looking at being the greatest and most fearsome and, most importantly, the most fashionable of pirates in history!Well, we’ve heard the need and are ready to heed your demands with this Sexy Pirate Hat. Create that reputation as the most terrifying yet fashion-forward pirate on the high seas. This black velvet hat is edge with black lace and a perfectly contrasting gold piping to give you an exotic and rich look filled with frills and thrills. The luxurious red satin bow will have your onlookers attention drawn right to you just long enough for them to wonder if it is passion or blood that they’re about to see. Stay devilishly good looking while you engage in your devious acts of piracy and make sure that your look is uniquely memorable!
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong age? You should be out there commanding a crew of scurvy swashbucklers on the high seas. You should be getting into intense sword battles with ferocious foes, while finding treasure chest filled with gold doubloons. You should have the wind rippling through your hair as you take the helm of your ship, guiding your crew into high adventure. But, alas, you're stuck here in the 21st century, where adventure like that occur mostly on the silver screen and the only way to get your hands on some gold doubloons requires a lot of searching on the internet. Of course, you could change all of that and it starts with the right wardrobe!And wouldn't it come in handy if the law of the high seas was back in place in the real world? That guy at work keeps forgetting to copy you on those important emails? Make him walk the plank! Someone cuts you off in the grocery store parking lot? Make them walk the plank! Your kids don't get up to greet you when you get home from work? Make them walk the plank! That might be a bit too much walking the plank, but you get what we're saying, right? The world doesn't have enough planks these days! Or doubloons, for that matter! What we wouldn't give for a hefty bag of doubloons once in a while. Gather them all into a chest, bury it somewhere, boom! You've got yourself some pirate treasure. As long as you don't lose a hand to a shark, or you aren't killed by a cannonball, or you don't get scurvy, pirate life ain't that bad!
AlmostMany have tried. The Navy, Captain Barbarossa, and even the nefarious Davy Jones! All of them remember the day that they almost caught Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. Despite all of their attempts, he always wriggles his way to freedom in a fantastic exit. If you've ever dreamt of narrowly escaping capture from your foes, then perhaps it's time that you jump into the role of the world's most slippery pirate of them!This exclusive Adult Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume helps you look just like the cunning rogue, so can head on adventures of your own. You can make everyone remember the day that they almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!Design & DetailsThis adult costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean series. It takes inspiration from his main outfit and comes with many pieces to help you look the part! The costume outfit starts with a white shirt and a vest. It also comes with a pair of brown pants and a pair of boot covers that fit over your own shoes. The belts and sashes included help give you a bit of swashbuckler style. The finishing piece comes in the form of a red headscarf, which can be tied around your head to provide you with that classic Captain Jack Sparrow appearance! When you have the whole ensemble on, even a nasty Kraken will have a tough time trying to catch you.
Yaaaaarrrrr, who be up for a life of piratin'? If ye be the seaworthy type o' fella, me hearty, then have we got an offer of a lifetime. Join our piratin' crew, and you'll have all the ships o' the sea to plunder! Yer life will be filled with nothing but adventure, saltwalter and stale food...uh... oh. That doesn't sound that great. But, yaaaarrrrr! I suppose there be plenty o' swashbucklin' sword fights! And lots of scurvy! ..wait, lots of scurvy? Eww. Did we mention total anarchistic freedom? But also no DVR...Now that we think about it, pirating might not be such a great gig. It seems like maybe movies and books have romanticized it a bit too much. But we won't hold it against you if you wanted to keep the fun, unrealistic pirate fantasy in your head going as long as you want. In fact, we've got this cool Cutthroat Pirate Costume to help you out, it seems pretty great with no scurvy in sight.This costume is perfect for Halloween or just any random pirate party. It's a durable 100% polyester interlock knit fabric, with a look that shouts "Yo ho and a bottle of fun." The costume also comes with a bandana and faux leather boot covers with an elastic band on the bottom. Grab one of our pirate swords from our accessory store and you'll be dancing jigs in no time. Just try to limit the excitement to pretend pirating, because, really, who wants to live without convenient nearby fast food? We'll pass.
Did you know the infamous Captain Blackbeard was actually rumored to have lit his own beard on fire in battle? Yup, if true, it was his idea to try to both intimidate his enemies and to make them think that he was a little off his rocker, and according to historical accounts, the tactic was indeed successful.This Pirate Ruffian Beard is styled to look just like a beard that would have been sported by a rough and tumble captain of the high seas, i.e. a pirate just like Captain Blackbeard. With 100 percent synthetic fibers, the strands are jet black, and the faux facial hair prop secures to your head with an elastic band.So, just in case any ideas are fermenting in your brain right now, we have to add that we seriously do not recommend lighting your own beard on fire. Seriously. Especially, and we can't stress this enough, when your beard consists of synthetic fibers! Yes, your own real hair will burn and will probably scald you too, but lighting up synthetic hair will straight up start a four alarm fire. So, to recap, make sure you complete your authentic pirate costume with this beard accessory, but whatever you do, do not try to light it on fire!
Some girls have that twinkle of adventure in their eyes! They don't want to sit around while the world passes them by—they want to set sail on the high seas to find treasure and thrilling adventures! Now, your little girl will be ready to be your sidekick on your next swashbuckling escapade. This Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume brings the style of a buccaneer in a size that will fit your little one, so she jump into the fun of being a pirate. She may even be ready to take on the role of captain once you have her all geared up in her new pirate outfit!
Getting Those Pieces of EightYou know how to get a job done. You send emails off like a shot. You parlay meetings that no one dares to miss. And at your presentations, everyone knows they'd better listen or walk the plank! For all these reasons, we're pretty sure you would have made an awesome pirate. If there's one thing that made certain pirate crews more successful than others, it's a strong sense of leadership. There's no room for indecision on a ship. You're either weathering a storm and heading to Tortuga or you're hunkering down in Port Royal for one more day. And if you say you're heading into the eye of the storm, none of your crew should question you. Unless they've always wanted to know what it felt like to be marooned, that is. You're already successful in this day and age, just imagine the booty you'd be burying as a law-breaking buccaneer!Product Details & DesignOur in-house designers have been putting their heads together to create pirate costumes that will break the mold! You'll feel both timelessly nautical and unique in this captain costume. A gorgeous uncommon look is what you can expect when it comes to our Made-By-Us costumes. This look is layered with a lightweight long-sleeved shirt under the vinyl jacket. A scarf and belt are layered over the blouse and the loose-fitting blue pants. The whole look is topped off with a classic tri-corn hat so you'll look right at home when you take the helm. Low Tide, High ExpectationsA pirate such as yourself expects a lot from your look. That's why we've designed costumes that can be worn again and again. So suit up and watch yourself transform into this pretty but pernicious pirate you always knew you had inside. Now all you need is a crew, but that shouldn't be too tough!
The pirate’s life seems quite glamorous in all the books, video games and movies we’ve seen. They’re always riding on a mighty ship, flying the Jolly Roger and stealing valuable treasures from dangerous foes. They’re always swinging from the mast and clashing swords with other scoundrels of the sea. They’re always pretty chipper too, since they’re drinking copious amounts of rum and singing songs with their chums. Of course, real pirate life was a little less romantic.Being a REAL pirate back in those days meant a life full of hard work and constant danger. It usually meant staving off scurvy by eating lemons and slurping down less-than-clean drinking water. It meant swabbing the deck in the hot sun until your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. Then, after all that, you have to fight a gang of sailors who are just as angry and tired as you are, just to get your hands on a few chests full of tobacco. Just be glad that now, you can pretend to be one of those awesome pirates that you’ve read in books instead of a real one!This Pirate Flag Captain costume helps you transform into one of the deadliest men on the high seas and you never have to eat a lemon or fight an angry sailor to get it! This exclusive costume was designed by our expert costume designers and mixes the classic style of pirates of the golden age with a new modern spin. It comes with a shirt, pants, a scarf and 2 belts. Of course, the best part about this costume is a coat, which has a skull designed right into the side to help intimidate your foes before you even draw your cutlass!
Red Moon, Red SunWhat's that old adage? Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor's take warning. It's so catchy. We wonder what other sailor knowledge has been lost over the years, simply because it didn't come with a catchy rhyme. Perhaps you can come up with some salty adages once you slip into your sleek pirate hat! You'll sure look like you know your way around a ship, you can probably fake some pirate advice. Maybe something like, "Sweet smell on the breeze, pirates at ease". Hmm, that might be too close to the real adage and it doesn't sound very tough. We bet you'll think of something better once you put this Red Rum Pirate Hat on your head!Product DetailsThis soft red hat is trimmed with gold for a jaunty pirate look. The tricorn is shaped by snapping three buttons into place, so it can be stored flat. It can be accented with a scarf tied underneath for a tougher pirate feel or paired with a cravat as seen for a more polished costume. As this hat fits a variety of sizes, it can make a great costume staple for costume wardrobes for school theaters and fancy-dress enthusiasts!
He's a Captain!Never forget that he's simply just Jack Sparrow! If you happen to refer to him as just "Jack Sparrow" he'll quickly remind you that it's Captain Jack Sparrow. And he's earned that title! He's traversed dangerous waters, seeking priceless treasures. He's crossed swords with the likes of Davy Jones and Blackbeard. He's even faced off against the deadly Kraken and lived to tell about it. That's why he never lets anyone get away without calling him a captain. Now, you can feel like the legendary pirate captain when you wear this exclusive costume inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean character. This Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume has realistic touches that will have your friends and family immediately referring to you as captain!Design & DetailsThis outstanding ensemble is officially licensed from Pirates of the Caribbean. It comes with everything you need to step into the role of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow! The costume outfit begins with a pair of pants and lightweight shirt inspired by the ones worn by Jack. The blue vest fits and the long coat fit over the top to capture the look and feel of a real pirate captain. The red headscarf ties around your head. A shoulder belt, a waist belt with a sword holster, and a waist sash are also included to help you make the transformation complete. Just be sure to remind everyone to call you Captain Jack Sparrow when you wear it!
Being a parent is tough. You have to constantly teach your child all sorts of lessons to ensure that they grow up valuing the virtues of honesty, hard work and how to play nice with others. You also have to teach her how to share, how to eat her vegetables and how to do her homework.…or you could just raise your little girl to be the most ruthless pirate on the high seas, with a cunning wit and a devastating sense of style to match. Swashbuckling pirates don’t need to do learn any of those lessons, since they spend their time traversing the oceans, stealing treasures and getting into scuffles with other pirate crews. Yes, if you plan on raising your child as a pirate, then you’d better teach her how to use a cutlass and you’d definitely better get her this girl’s buccaneer costume.This exclusive costume takes the dashing look of a pirate captain and shrinks it down to a size for your little girl. It comes with all the pieces you need to transform her into the rough and tumble pirate she’s always wanted to be! It comes with a jacket, shirt front, pants, hat, belt and hip scarf, so all you need to complete the look is to grab a pirate sword and head onto your ship (you have a ship, right?). And the best part is, you don’t need to teach her any of those boring lessons, since you’ll be too busy teaching her how to steal gold doubloons!