We think that everyone who dreams of becoming a pirate should get a chance to earn their salt, but the unfortunate reality is that plenty of would-be privateers are only in it for the grog! And those layabouts wouldn’t be so much of a problem if they didn’t taint the good name of buccaneers everywhere, but that’s precisely what they do. So you may want a Deluxe Black Pirate Jacket with Pockets to distance yourself from the unserious and unprofessional hooligans who slap a bandana on their forehead just to petition the captain for a share of the plunder!Let this high-quality garment imply what you’d rather not have to say out loud: for you, piracy is a calling. Why else would you be decked out in such finery? A jacket with 8 detailed skull buttons and a set of functional pockets? That’s not the kind of thing worn by a common swabbie!
Filled with exotic and quizzical creatures, like mermaids—which we’re pretty sure would look amazing if they got sprinkled with some fairy dust and took to flight—Neverland is a place that never gets old, literally. Neverland is a magical place where time doesn’t quite move forward. It is here that Peter Pan and his Lost Boy friends can remain children for all their lives, even bringing a few friends to avoid some aging for a while. We’ve all had some serious fascinations about heading out to visit the place, though our own supply of fairy dust is rationed exclusively for costume designs. Sigh.Here’s the thing, though. Peter Pan is always calling Captain Hook an old man. It’s something that we always assumed must be true. The hook-handed captain must be well into his 60s or later. That explains why he’s always so afraid of the ticking clock. It isn’t just the fact that a crocodile is after him. After all, the captain has surely dealt with scarier things in his long years on the vast seas. He did sail to Neverland! It reminds him of his ever-aging closer to his own demise! But… then we got to thinking: he’s not aging in Neverland, either! And, how old is Peter, anyway, that he’s calling someone old? We realized that Captain Hook might just seem old to the youthful prankster. Hook might be pretty young, in fact, with those beautiful black locks not even showing the first sign of graying!So, it’s the perfect time to let you youngster try to fly the skull and crossbone flag in Neverland with this Teen Captain Hook costume. This elaborate black pirate jacket has the sinfully luxurious feel of rich velvet and sports gold trim details that not only contrast beautifully with the black but show the wealth of the pirate’s hoard. Enjoy a night spreading disharmony among the rude Lost Boys of Neverland and pillage the county for your rightful share of prizes. Just be sure to get back to Neverland before your own clock starts ticking!
Ruling the high seas? It's certainly not all fun and games. It's a constant battle to make sure your rum supply stays secured while you're away from port, because no pirate want to be sailing the ocean with an empty cup. You also have to worry about ailments like scurvy, ruthless shipmates who will mutiny if you don't secure enough doubloons to fill up their chests, and you also have to deal with just what happens, if, in the heat of battle, you intentionally set your own beard on fire. We hope for your sake there is some ointment on board!Of course, the famed captain of the high seas Blackbeard conquered all these challenges, and more, cause he was a top notch privateer! (And yes, he was known to actually light his own beard on fire to intimidate enemies—that's crazy!) If you'd like to step into the shoes of this historical figure, all you'll have to do is suit up in this top caliber costume. It's made and designed by us here in our costume studios because, like you, we're all about that pirate action every Halloween!Suit up with swagger and get ready to count your bouillons when you go in this exclusive look. Styled as a jacket with a false faux leather vest attached, it includes all the signature touches to complete the style. (Except for the prop weapons. Ye will have to raid our pirate accessories page to stock up on those!) A jabot secures around the neck to look like a ruffled shirt, a faux leather bandolier and boot covers add a rugged touch, and a sash secures around the waist to tie the look together. The heavy woven jacket features screen printed details, brushed silver buttons, and false shirt cuffs attached at the wrist. Simply finish the style by wearing the included hat, and with a red scarf lining and attached feather, this felt hat will make you feel like real captain of the high seas. Keep your men in high spirits (and full of spirits too), and we're sure your mission will be a success. But, you still might want to keep ye olde matches handy...
A Pristine PirateFew privateers know more about style and panache than the ready rival to Peter Pan. Whether offering up a sophisticated trill when ordering his crew to set up the plank or making a debonaire pose with his rapier, he's always a captivating captain! If you are looking to channel some of the same noble respect, there's one surefire way to do it!Design & DetailsPick up this Premium Red Captain Hook Hat from Disney's Peter Pan and you're ready to sail right to Neverland! The molded felt hat was inspired by the classic look of Captain Hook and comes from our Made By Us design team. Shaped with an exaggerated turned-up brim and featuring a golden edge, this hat is a perfect addition to any Disneybound, especially with the wireframe faux feather at the side!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...Well, okay, maybe not a pirate's life. Pirates were notorious for bad hygiene, gross teeth, and bad diets (scurvy was a vitamin deficiency you know). So if we were to poll the office, most probably wouldn't agree to completely living a pirate's life. But a temporary holiday into a life of plundering, pillaging, and drink? That we can get down with. And not only do we approve of the occasional piratical act, we most certainly approve of pirate wear. We're talking puffy shirts and fancy vests, colorful scarves and scraps, corsets and grand pirate coats. Don't forget bandannas, mismatched jewelry, and bodacious hats. You can't go wrong dressing as a pirate. Seriously. You could collect random items of clothing and jewelry, put them on, and as soon as you start swaggering around, you'd be accepted into the crew.Of course some pirate wear seems a bit more piratical than others. For instance our Plus Size Pirate Costume. With ruffled sleeves, black skirt, and torn red-and-black-striped skirt overlay, you'll look right at home among our pirates and privateers. This outfit even includes the lace-up vest and striped headband. Just bedeck yourself in jewels, find yourself a weapon, and you'll be ready to hit the high-seas! ... or just commandeer the party. Whichever comes first.
Dress for Success When you're captain of a pirate ship, you need to look the part. It's much easier to convince those treasure ships to give up all of their gold and jewels without a fight if you look properly impressive. That means no dressing in a worn-out sweatshirt (as comfortable as that would be) - ruffled and elegance are the way to go! Product DetailsLead your crew of swashbucklers to victory while wearing an exclusive White Pirate Shirt for Women! The long-sleeved top is made of breathable polyester broadcloth. The ends of the sleeves are gathered with elastic before flaring out into ruffles, and the V-neck placket is also trimmed in wide broadcloth ruffles. Adventure Awaits As the most dashing freebooter of all time, you're sure to become famous! It's a good thing you're dressed so well, because that will make your portrait look even cooler when it's included in the history books.
Off the HookPirates all have their ups and downs. Sometimes the wind is blowing the right direction and there's a ship full of gold and spices on the horizon that's flying a distress flag. But sometimes all they've got is a barrel of wormy hardtack in the belly of the ship and the whole crew is blowing at the sails in hopes it'll get their ship to budge. That just made us think, what's the ultimate day look like for a pirate? It would have to contain multiple elements such as the defeat of a long-standing foe, the discovery of a brand new treasure map, and a fine mug of Caribbean rum. And whether that pirate had one hand or two, that day would surely be declared as off-the-hook!Details & DesignThis lush red Made by us Privateer Pirate costume is sure to inspire storybook style adventuring. The coat swings to mid-thigh and has a subtle all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It's trimmed with gold brocade ribbon and has wide cuffs for a extra fancy gesturing. The jacket secures on the inside with buttons for a smooth front. Complementing the jacket, the maroon knickers peep out from under the hem and are sure to be comfortable with elastic just below the knee. The look is polished off with an ivory cravat and a stunning wide-brimmed hat with wire in the brim edge so you can decide what angle makes you look most dapper.Now Sea HereReady to head out on your adventure? Make sure you're ready for your debut with details like the long curly wig, knee high dress socks, and a shiny golden hook as pictured. Want to make this a classic couple's look? Team up with the mischievous Peter Pan or a mermaid to make your storybook look complete!
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
We'd be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard's treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.Well... We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You're capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they'll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you'll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.
The Pride in PerilThe Pride of Paria has been sailing the Seven Seas for years. Landlubbers and pirates alike whisper about what the ship's captain might be searching for. This ship has faced more danger in the last few years than any other vessel in the Caribbean. It's ventured into the dark places on the map, you know the place where all those monsters are drawn onto the parchment? That's a no-go for most pirates. But The Pride of Paria spent a good two weeks exploring every nook and cranny of those coves.They fought off scaly monsters, avoided the songs of sirens. They even had dinner with a group of cannibals! Lately, the Pride has been spotted anchored at the Spanish coast and we have to say, the captain seems pretty happy with herself. Rumor has it, she finally found what she was looking for. Speaking of, your search has probably come to an end as well. No need to sail into the sunset in search of the perfect pirate ensemble, it's right in front of you!Details & DesignWhen you slip this Made by Us pirate costume on, you just might slip into an adventure as well! You can tell our in-house designers had a hand in the gorgeous jacket that's featured in this costume. It has a scroll pattern up the side and a dramatic, pointed hemline, the jacket is cinched with a red sash at the waist and has a beautiful corset layered underneath. The look is topped off with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed captain's hat. In Ship-Shape conditionNow that you've got the right costume, you should be ready to set sail. If you're looking to tweak the look to perfection pair this with a pair of tall boots, a sword, and an adventurous attitude. When you're looking so boss, one can blame you for commandeering the night.
I regret nothing, ever.Wise words from the world's most infamous pirate captain! He knows that in order to have a great adventure, you have to march forward without spending any time worrying about silly things like past mistakes. Of course, that also means that you might have to fight a few enemies from your past from time to time.If you want to live like Disney's Jack Sparrow, with no regrets, then it's time to dress like the fearless captain from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This plus size costume will have you ready for adventure in no time.Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume comes with everything you need to step into the role of the cunning pirate captain! It starts with a white shirt and a blue vest that fits over top. The vest features metallic-colored buttons and can be worn open or closed to achieve a realistic Jack Sparrow look. A pair of brown pants is also included to complete the main ensemble! The costume comes with a fabric waist sash and an adjustable faux leather belt to wear around the waist. The boot covers are designed to work with most pairs of brown shoes. Finally, the costume comes with a red bandana to help you become Jack. When you have it all on, you can live a pirate's life, free of regrets!
If you expect to make it as a successful pirate, there are a couple important guidelines you'd best be aware of. One is to not mark your buried treasure stashes with a giant X (that's just a dead giveaway these days). The real piece of advice we can offer, though, is to slip on this exclusive Plus Size Deluxe Pirate Wench Costume while you're scouring the high seas for booty!Of course, these are simply suggestions, and not the rules of living the pirate life. In fact, the best part about being a pirate is that there are no rules to begin with! But we have noticed (in our extensive pirate research) that if you're careful with your treasure, and you dress in a sassy and intimidating outfit, your plundering days will be much more successful than if you just sail around, guns blazing! We also suggest adding plenty of accessories to your pirate look, since you never know what troubles you'll be confronted with. And keep in mind, aspiring pirate, that sometimes just a sexy dress is all you need to stop your enemies in their tracks!Our satin and soft velvet costume dress strikes the perfect balance between glamorous and fearsome. The long layered skirt looks elegant while letting you show some leg, so be sure to add your favorite pair of pirate boots. Once you're dressed for action, all you'll need are an accessory sword and pistol, and any flashy jewelry to show off what you've plundered, and you'll be on your way to a legendary career of piracy! Just remember to pick something other than an X to mark your loot with...
Pirate Hair, Don't CareBuccaneers and other seafaring scallywags are super lucky. Beyond getting to make their living in an awesome albeit illegal way, the conventional rules of dress don't apply to them. They can wear whatever they want and don't even have to bathe. If they're having a bad hair day, they can just cover it up with a tricorn hat and some fun accessories. Product DetailsIf you want a pirate's life, you need this exclusive Pirate Beaded Braid Accessory Set! The set includes three unisex hair dangles, each attached to a sturdy alligator hair clip. The cords are strung with brightly-colored beads, mystical-looking medallions, and more. Buccaneer Bling Blackbeard was said to twine lighted matches into his signature beard, but that seems like a dangerous way to make a statement. It's much better to become a trendsetter by using fun hair jewelry to dazzle and impress allies and enemies alike. You can say that you picked them up in some exotic port, or won them from a rival sea captain.
Parley. We wish to speak with the captain.The right leader can be hard to find. Especially in a group of unscrupulous, lying, cheating, no-good...wait, are we talking about politicians or pirates? Sometimes it can be hard to tell. Oh, that’s right pirates are the one with the code.The pirate code is not one to be trifled with. Under this code, the crew could vote for their commanding officers. Once a man signed this code, by making his mark, and swearing over crossed pistols, he was allotted a portion of the plunder, and was part of the decisions aboard the ship. If someone went against the code however they were stranded on the next island they came across.When you put on this Cruel Seas Captain Costume you are in turn swearing to uphold the pirate code. You promise to let the men under your command have an equal right to the loot you will relieve other ships of. When you wear this dress you agree to grant the request of parley to anyone who asks. Putting on the skull and crossbones sash makes you responsible for your crew. Any crime they commit, you commit, so find a way to keep them under control. And don't be afraid of stranding someone who breaks their oath, because that is the price you pay when you are a pirate. You live by the code. Unlike politicians.
Girl on the High SeasSome say that the high seas is no place for a girl. They say it's bad luck for girls to be on a pirate ship. But they're wrong (as they often are). Your little lady has everything it takes to lead a crew of brazen buccaneers. Whether she's fighting deadly Kraken, plundering the vast treasures of the seven seas, or commanding her crew as the undisputed captain, your girl is capable of it all! All your girl needs is an outfit that will help her take command of the ship. This Girls High Seas Captain Costume is perfect for the job!Product DetailsThis kid's Pirate costume starts with a pullover tank top with a black and white striped pattern. The frock coat fits over the shirt and has gold braid trim, the perfect accent for any flashy pirate captain. The cuffs are turned up for a rebellious attitude and the false pocket flaps add extra realism to the look. The hat is made out of faux suede material and has foam backing to help it keep its shape. Of course, no pirate captain can head out on an adventure without a parrot friend! This pirate costume comes with a molded vinyl parrot prop, which attaches to the shoulder of the jacket. Put it all together and you have a look that's perfect for any young swashbuckler!
Green and GrumpyThis parrot is very grumpy. Why is he so grumpy? Because he has been sitting at the pet store for 27 years. He’s watched young pups and kittens come and go. Boa constrictors and ferrets have lingered for only a few days each. Even the bottom-feeding fish have been hard to keep around, but this old grump has only been up for adoption once. That fell through thanks to a couple of unsavory phrases that he squawked at the very wrong moment.The pet store employees have started their own Charm School for the grumpy Gus, and it seems to be having an effect. But after 27 years, it seems the only way he’s going anywhere is if a pirate walks through the front door.Product DetailsTrust us, despite his grumpy look, he really is a nice parrot. He loves to ride on shoulders. And since he weighs about as much as a latex glove, it’s like he isn’t even there. And he holds on tight, like a binder clip, so you’d be free to move around even if he followed you everywhere. Plus, he is quite beautiful with his lime-green feathers and yellow beak. We’d even miss him a bit if you decided to give him a good home.Quiet CharmLet’s clear up one extra thing: he’s almost always quiet. A couple squeaks every now and then, but after a couple of Parrot Charm School lessons, he’s really cleaned up his language. We’re certain he’d make a perfect Parrot Shoulder Buddy for any occasion!
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
Safe Harbor SabotageYou look pretty sweet in ruffles and velvet. No one would assume that you've got a scheme to take the docked treasure in one of the most guarded harbors in Europe. You've been scrolling through maps and scheming with hardened rogues in the hull of your ship for months. You've come up with all sorts of ideas. Gideon Read wanted to simply take the city by fire and force but that had already been tried and stopped before. Ol' Captain Cannonbait tried to insert a spy into the ship's guard but the weasely kid disappeared within two hours. You knew your idea would work the whole time. You just had to let the big men get their ideas out first. The whole time, all you had to do was play the damsel in distress by rolling up in a rickety lifeboat. The soft-hearted Captain would hoist you up, offer you a wool blanket, and let you case the place before letting your companions on board. You might be a damsel but your not in distress!Product Details & DesignThis roving buccaneer costume is Made-By-Us, giving it a unique flair as well as a high-quality appeal that you'll be able to wear again and again. The skirt has ruching in the front and an asymmetrical hem. The waist is accented by a faux leather corset, setting off the light-weight ruffled blouse with cold-shoulder sleeves. The look is topped off with a black scarf and a jolly roger sash. Fierce FleetAre you looking to have a boat rocking good time? Use your Halloween costume again and host a pirate-themed party whether you're getting together with friends or family, our pirate catalog has selections for every size. Even a new-born rogue can join your crew! Or simply jump on board with this ensemble and see what random maties get drawn to your band of rebels. Your sails spell some serious trouble!
You’ve been busy putting those fellas in their place since you were old enough to crawl and talk. Why should Halloween be any different?When people think of a ferocious pirate captain, nine times out of ten, they think of a man. Sigh. While it may take some time to change perceptions, in the meantime, there’s you: kicking booty and taking names. Those sea scum sure won't know know what hit ‘em when you board ship! No time to parley; you're tired of playing second fiddle to the boys in the pirate crew, and with some smart moves, you'll easily mutiny and dispose of the old Captain stereotypes. And then? You'll be Queen of the High Seas, of course! And with the outfit to prove it, no less (provided you take our advice and snatch up this Adult Queen of the High Seas Costume!) This look features a jagged-hem skirt, off-the-shoulder top, and even the long head scarf to keep your locks protected from the salty sea air. When it’s time to come ashore, add a fab pair of boots and prepare to take charge of your next social event in this getup. All this rags-n’-riches look needs to make it as fearsome as you are is a pirate sword. We’re betting you won’t even need a pet parrot; you can teach those boys to repeat after you.
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
It takes a long time to work your way up the ranks of a legit pirate crew. If you've just enlisted, then we're sure you're still working the ship as a deckhand, aka sea scum. You probably spend most of your time scrubbing the decks and don't even get to have a sword. We're not cool with that, and you shouldn't be either. It's time for an upgrade!Upgrade your lot in life, and your style with this scallywag pirate costume. Scallywag is the next rung up from deckhand, after all, and the best way to make sure you get to show off all of your skills and talents. You know, like the fact that you can swing your sword with the best of em... and that your salty gaze is known to make soldiers dive overboard when they see you staring them down!This costume is styled as a shirt and attached vest combo, along with striped pants, boot tops, sash, head tie and belt. Add a cutlass sword and maybe an eye patch to this costume, and you'll be the bucco that everyone's buzzing about! With this bold get-up, you'll probably even get the attention of the captain. Not that it matters. It's only going to be so long before you throw him overboard anyways. Because once you move up from scallywag to first mate, well, you're only one mutiny away from running your own pirate ship!
Avast me hearties--that means "listen up" to you landlubbers! Cap'n says it’s bad luck to have a wench on the ship...but Cap'n isn’t here right now, is he? So hop aboard (and why not take over command, while you’re at it?) If any of these scurvy dogs try to tell on you we'll make sure them’s walking the plank, ourselves. See here, pirates like their sails full (and their egos fuller) and their grog cold (and their hearts colder). But did you know that pirates also like their clothes to be eye catching, and their costumes even more so? You didn’t? Well, this Pirate Wench Costume has a-plenty of fine details to make you feel like queen of the high seas (and put the rest of those salty dogs in their places). Yo-ho-ho--there's even a scarf to tie back ye locks and look even more like a pirate of yore. So, keep a weathered eye for snitches. The laced corset has a very pirate-y skull and roses design and the off-the-shoulder dress with cinched sleeves is perfect for when a lass needs to raise a mighty sword against a raiding party. The skirt can be worn down for windy days on the docks or cinched up high to pillage another vessel and relieve it of its gold and treasures. Climb to that thar crow's nest and keep a lookout! We don't want no mutiny up in here. But if we hear of even one of them bilge rats even thinks of tellin’ the Cap’n that there’s a pirate wench on board (even if she looks like she could best them all at the ropes without so much as a hornswaggle) they’ll be swimming in Davy Jones’ locker before they can say “Argh!”
Ah, my Lord, may we bend your ear for a tip? You seem like a merry fellow, and we would be remiss if we did not point out a small thing before you head off to the local Reniassaince Faire to join in the merry-making! Tis’ a wonderful thing, the Faire - a fine way to spend a day of your short life before you are killed by a common cold or some other pestilence that could easily be avoided with proper waste management! But no matter that, now…we can see that you are excited for a days of festivities - large mugs of ale and mead, a few horse sports, voluptuous and comely wenches as far as the eye can se, and an array of fine merchants, selling exotic spices and seasonings from across the sea! Twat a wonderful day it twill be!But we must warn you, sir - if you go to the Faire without this Black Satin Sash, your white billowing shirt will blow around in the wind, causing you to look uncouth and not worthy of good company! Seems like a silly thing indeed, for a brawny man like you to wear a Sash, but we ensure you, that is how it was done back when the nobility basically ruled a serf’s life and could make them do their bidding without recourse or representation from a court of law! And you, sir, seem like a noble sort, so play the part of the gent by complimenting your costume with this touch of black. And don’t forget your sword, a pair boots, and a jaunty hat! Now tarry on, good sir!
We have a lot of assumptions about the lives of pirates. We imagine them exclusively at sea, sailing on massive ships and spending the bulk of their time singing sea chanties in order to drive their passions high enough to risk attacking another seafaring vessel or following an ancient map to lost treasure buried deep beneath ocean tides or, perhaps, on the sandy shores of far off islands. But, of course, it isn’t always sea travel that holds a pirate’s time! Everyone needs some good shore leave and it is there, perhaps, where the greatest mysteries of pirate life is hidden.Pirate hideouts located in hidden alcoves in the midst of island collections or cavernous entries where whole villages of pirate crews engage in trade and tales secreted under the very noses of the constabulary that seeks their heads! Now, there is where some of the real piracy takes place. And who is there to maintain peace and order amongst a group of people known for their devious debaucheries? Some make claims of a pirate king, sitting on a horde of treasure… but who seriously believes one man can command all pirates everywhere!? No, it is in fact the pirate wenches who have all the authority. Why? Ha! They control the rum!It is your shift, lass, and how better to keep these rugged pirates under thumb than in this Deluxe Pirate Wench costume!? In this polyester satin, crushed velvet, faux leather, and tulle garb, you’ll have the perfect combination of clothing to keep those jolly Rogers at full attention. Peasant neckline and puffy sleeves combine to make an innocent looking white bodice but the red velvet skirt and leather vest with gold ribbon contrasts to give you just enough kindly and plenty enough rugged! Finish off the look with the black and white striped satin sash and bandana and matching black choker, if you feel the need, add a cutlass or tricorn hat and you’ll not only be commanding the pirate cove but might earn your own ship!
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
Yo Ho HoAre you craving the freedom and riotous living of a pirate's life? Ye can't just go from your landlubber ways straight to being a freebooting terror. Ye've got to dress the part. First of all, no more taking your Vitamin C. An authentic pirate would have some serious scurvy to go with his ferocious face. Next, ye'll need an eye patch so that ye squint when reading a treasure map. Finally, ye'll have to display some of your ill-gotten bling or other pirate captains won't believe ye when ye claim to be the most successful pirate in the seven seas. Product DetailsThis exclusive Pirate Eye Patch and Earring Accessory Kit will shiver your timbers! The unisex accessory kit features a black satin eye patch that's backed with foam to help it hold its shape. Secure it around the back of your head with its attached elastic band. The gold-tone metal hoop can be fitted comfortably through your ear piercing with its screw back. Believable BuccaneerEmbrace the pirate way of life this Halloween, or any time that you want to look like a seafaring scallywag! Friends dressed as sailors will be wary of your felonious ways, but you'll sail circles around them even without your usual number of eyes.
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?
Seafaring FantasyThe freedom of sailing the high seas. Hunt for hidden treasures. Incredibly expressive wardrobes. There is little making pirate adventures look unappealing. Even fierce entanglements with fellow scallywags only add to the allure.After all, whether through exploits or rumors spun more like legends, a pirate's life is about creating a legacy for others to follow. And leaving a mark on maps, flags, or history books is rarely done by those unwilling to cause waves. Prepare for the fantasy of a lifetime with this Women's Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume that's sure to make an impression!Product DetailsFierce takes a new meaning when dressing like a pirate in this treasure of a costume! Five pieces are included to bring the ensemble together. The ensemble starts with a maroon skirt featuring three ruffled tears and a high-low hem. A vest with a white inset, faux leather shoulder straps, and decorative corset details zips in the back and completes the costume base.A pair of white, ruffled sleeves feature elastic banding that holds them secure around wearers' arms. Brown faux leather and a gold-toned plastic belt buckle with ornate skull designs wears around the waist with hook-and-loop fasteners. An included tricorn hat made of lightweight polyfoam and decorated with a fluffy white feather finishes the look!Pirate Costume Ideas to TreasureEnsure your pirate persona leaves an indelible mark when you pair this Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume with more treasures from our selections! A petticoat layered under the skirt creates dramatic volume, while buckled costume boots promise a powerful look. Just don't forget a compass, prop pistol, eyepatch, or hook available with our pirate accessories!
So, you and your little girl are headed on a treasure hunt? Well, X marks the spot when you're hunting for buried treasure, but actually getting to the “X” on the map can prove to be a lot more difficult than expected! You may have to fight against a whole crew of scallywags before you can claim your treasure, which is why it's important for you and your little girl to be fully prepared for a swashbuckling adventure when you take those first few steps! That's why you need this toy pirate sword!This Pink Pirate Sword gives your little girl the kind of weapon she needs when she's planning to set sail on the high seas! It's made of plastic, so it's a lot safer than a real sword while she learns how to fence like a real pirate, but it also looks just like the real thing, so it should scare off any sea dogs who try to stop her from finding treasure. Of course, it has a cute pink handle, so your little girl still gets to add a dash of her own unique style to the her look, even with her choice of weaponry!
Buc the TrendsIf your gal is more a leader than a follower, more an adventurer than an observer, more a doer than a thinker, and more apt to take risks than to play it safe, then lo and behold, matey. You may have a willful little pirate on your hands!Want to be sure? Have her slip on this Kid's Brilliant Buccaneer Costume and see what she gets up to. Does she immediately ask for her sword to protect her from attacking ships? Does she come downstairs and order her little brother to swab the deck before breakfast? Does she return from the pet store with a new parrot, or invest her savings in a vintage trunk to store her treasure? If you said "yes" to any of the above, then it's confirmed! Your fearless kiddo is headed for a life at sea, so it may be best to stay on her good side. Design & DetailsShiver me timbers! This may be the most incredible pirate costume we've ever seen. Made exclusively by our in-house designers, this look comprises incredible details fit for only the most feared and revered pirates. It includes the stunning deep pink brocade jacket complete with gold buttons, dramatic cuffs, and an attached belt. The boot covers bring in the same deep pink hue and make your kid's footwear appear instantly seaworthy. The shirt is a black background printed with golden pirate skulls, as well as a frilly white collar. Add the tricorn hat — a pirate staple — and your little scallywag is ready for the high seas...or at least an amazing night of trick or treating!
It’s been tough for the once lofty career pirates. Invent a couple airplanes and suddenly nobody is traveling by ship anymore! The old pirates who were especially skilled and capable of finding the best treasures have mostly retired and moved to what they claim is “somewhere warm.” Pirates retiring to Florida!? That’s just depressing. Where is the adventure!?But, all hope isn’t lost. There is another faction of would-be pirates just waiting to be picked up and brought to the seas for a long life of pilfering and swashbuckling. They’re energetic and learn faster than anyone a Seven Seas captain has ever encountered. They can climb like mad and, trust us, they will climb on anything! And, best yet, hardly any of them have ever had a paycheck, so they are ready to work for a pittance of the profit! That last one can get you in trouble with certain labor laws, but… you’re a pirate! Can’t imagine that bothers you…We’re talking about a whole new league of kiddo pirates! And, you can garb up your newest in this Kid’s Cutthroat Pirate costume to transform the tyke into a dangerous looking rebel. The black and red color scheme speaks danger! The shirt comes accented with a crisp white collar and bell sleeves, edged by stripes of faux leather and black cord. Wrist cuffs give your new pillager an edge of danger while the cropped pants are sure to keep the kid ready to climb up the mainsail for any number of tasks. Accessorize the scum with an eye patch, pistol, or a good old fashioned cutlass and you’ll be ready for all the pirating you’ve longed for. Available in adult and plus sizes so you can have your full crew up and ready in no time.
Pirate has been done. We get it they're cool, they're tough, they've got cool hats. Here's the thing. How do you update your costume? This year your pirate character could be a little "deeper". This hat will make your Bluebeard or Captain Kidd seem as if they've risen from the bottom of the sea. Thought a regular pirate was scary? Nu uh, not nearly as scary as a sea pickled undead pirate.When you're going for the finely aged buccaneer look the devil is in the details. The tricorn hat is an instantly recognizable seafaring look but the gauze hanging over the three sides gives this hat a mystical and mysterious look. Wear this to your next costume party with one of your sleek raconteur ensembles or pair it with one of our many options. All you have to do no is work on mixing that pirate accent and your zombie groan.
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of...What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella. Hey, he earned it. Product DetailsHow do you fit 15 men on a dead man's chest? Beats us, but maybe you'll learn the secret when you wear this Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive outfit includes a red coat with gold trim. White ruffles are sewn to the sleeves to match the white cravat. A blue cape swishes behind you as you stride the deck and matches the blue pants. Two wide brown belts can be strapped across your waist and chest. A red tricorn tops it off! The Spanish Main Is Calling It's the pirate's life for you! Putting on this costume turns you into a daring adventurer with a ship and a crew and a mind to seek your fortune. It's too bad that this way of getting rich quick is pretty frowned upon now. Can you imagine being a millionaire who made his money by telling other millionaires to cough up some dough if they didn't want to walk the plank? Wild.
Let's Get KrakenIf you have dreams of skullduggery, then you need a symbol. Every great pirate claims a symbol of their own. Blackbeard had a skeleton and plenty of pirates liked to use the Jolly Roger as their sigil. It needs to be something intimidating, something that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies. Something more deadly than the classic skull and crossbones. Enter the Kraken.The Kraken is one of the most feared creatures to ever roam the seas. It can crush any ship like a tin can and every sailor on the high seas fears the aquatic monster. If you take the Kraken as your pirate symbol, your enemies will be shaking in their boots when you attack! Our costume designers respect the Kraken. That's precisely why they designed it into this adult pirate costume!Design & DetailsThe Pretty Private Costume comes with a dark red blouse with a ruffled neckline. The circular flounce sleeves will help you feel the cool ocean breeze as you set sail for adventure. The dress is black and features the printed design of the Kraken destroying a ship with it's crushing tentacles, which will serve as your new pirate symbol! Finally, the costume comes with a simple black headband to complete the look. Once you have it on, the scallywags of the high seas may just give you a new pirate nickname... we happen to like "Queen Kraken, the Scourge of Caribbean" as your new name!Fashionable and FierceThis pirate costume might not actually give you any control over the real Kraken, but when you head out wearing this pirate costume, you'll be the most feared swashbuckler around. The costume combines a classic pirate style with the feared creature of the seas for a look that's both fashionable and fierce!
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
You're not a true buccaneer until you're wearing an Authentic Pirate Wig. Think about it, the most respected pirates usually have a head full of thick lush hair. Don't take our word for it: Captain Hook, Black Beard and Jack Sparrow all say (and look) the same. Take some advice from some of the most infamous pirates there are and add this pirate wig to your pirate costume. You've worked long and hard on your pirate accent and you've maybe even memorized some pirate slang. But you won't be completely ready to make someone walk the plank until you dress in the authentic pirate costume and top it off with a realistic pirate hairstyle that will have all of yer mateys green with envy. This adult pirate wig is made of 100% synthetic brown hair and is accented with several braids, a few dreadlocks, and beaded details. Add our red pirate bandanna to complete this surly look!
Seize the ExperienceDo you yearn for more? Sure, your life might be great, but there's so much more out there. You know, adventure, the high seas, and piles of treasure. It's all just waiting for you. You just need to seize it!That's right. It's time for you to become a pirate. When you accept the life of a swashbuckling adventurer, you get to bend every rule in the book. You get to travel to the ends of the oceans, just for the mere pleasure of conquering the open waters. You get to pilfer doubloons, gems, and rare trinkets at your leisure. And if anyone tries to stop you... well, that's when you show them the business end of your cutlass! Yes, the life of a pirate is for those crave complete freedom and this Women's Salty Seas Pirate Costume will have you ready to embrace your inner buccaneer!Design & DetailsOur expert costume designers wanted to craft an outfit that helps you feel as free as freebooter sailing the high seas! It's an exclusive design that combines a cute, modern style with the classic pirate look to create a truly unique pirating experience. The women's pirate costume starts with a bodysuit. The bottom is black, while the top portion is designed to look like a pirate blouse. It has lace on the thighs to help adjust the fit, while giving it a daring look that's perfect for a new life of piracy. The belt and hip scarf fit around the waist. The gloves are elbow-length and they feature a Jolly Roger symbol on the sides. Finally, the headscarf ties around your head to complete the whole ensemble. It's a look that's fierce and free!Adventure AwaitsIf you crave adventure, treasure, and a sexy and stylish outfit to wear, then this Made by Us costume is a great choice! Just make sure you pair it up with a pair of stockings to recreate the full look!
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
When are you going to accept that deep down in your heart of hearts, you're really a pirate? Not just any pirate, but a captain. THE captain! You have the vigor and soul of a pirate, so all you need is the hair! This Elite Captain Hook Wig come with glorious curls based on fairy tale pirate style, so you can recreate an iconic look of a dastardly villain. The long curls pair perfectly with many of your pirate coats and accessories to create a swashbuckling appearance that may have Peter Pan thinking twice before he begins causing trouble for you and your crew!
When you're a teenager, there's always that moment where you realize that you want to seek out adventure in life. Way back in the sixteenth and seventeenth century, teenagers who had this same urge would run off to be privateers and pirates. Talk about high adventure! Thankfully it's not so easy to be a pirate these days, otherwise the sea would be filled with these wayward kids brandishing cutlasses and talking parrots. Overseas ground shipping would be a nightmare! Good thing we have Halloween and pirate costumes like this one so people can just be a pirate for a night instead of running off to daring sea battles, quests for sunken treasure, and holidays in Tortuga. Wait, why is the new way better?
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
When you’re over 400 years old, you end up knowing some stuff. And it’s a good bet that some of that stuff has to do with how to have an effortless style that will woo the lasses (be they moral or immortal) and put your opponents on notice. And yeah, so you’ve been hiding out from the other Immortals for a while, trying to remove yourself from The Game, which mainly consists of beheading each other for a version of points. But you can’t run from who you are, and eventually you’ve got make a decision: You gonna take some people’s heads off in the name of good, or let them take some heads off in the name of evil?It’s a classic quandary! And you know what else is classic? This Plus Size White Highlander Shirt! Made of 100% cotton broadcloth, it will move with you as you demonstrate dizzying sword tricks and turns. The collar opens to a front blanket of 4 silver-tone buttons, revealing not only a classy taste in shirt styling, but also your manly chest. The billowy sleeves are gathered into cuffs with silver-tone buttons, and the rest of the shirt is also styled with historically accurate tailoring. Add a ponytail to complete a look that says, "Hey. Maybe I'm a time-traveler. Maybe I'm a dimension-hopper. Or maybe I'm just a guy who hates haircuts!”
Everyone loves dressing up as a swashbuckler! The outfits are dashing and sexy, you get to say things like "Yaaaarg!", and nobody can say that they were surprised whenever you plunder their snacks. Showing up in this Sexy Plus Spanish Pirate Costume will make you the sassiest and most fearsome pirate at the party!So, what makes a Spanish pirate so fearsome? We're glad you asked! Way back in the "Golden Age of Piracy" (around the late 1600s and early 1700s, for those of you that missed that day in Pirate History Class), Spanish conquerors around the Caribbean were busy loading cargo ships full of treasure and sending them back home to Spain, resulting in many juicy targets for ambitious buccaneers to attack. That's where Spanish pirates came in. As well trained sailors who didn't like pirates stealing their country's treasure, these fearless corsairs would attack and plunder other pirates who had looted Spanish treasure ships. It takes a ton of guts and skill to be a pirate, but if you ask us, it takes way more to be a pirate that pirates other pirates!There you have it. This fiery Spanish pirate costume will transform you into one of the most historically fearsome pirates out there! We suppose we could have just told you that this sassy ensemble is a hot and frilly look that will stop other costumed pirates dead in the tracks, especially when you add a pair of sexy cuffed pirate boots and a toy sword. But, then we wouldn't have gotten to talk about cool pirate stuff...
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
Yawrrrrrgg! It looks like it’s a pirate's life for this little one! If she's ready to lift anchor and set sail into the seven seas, the first step will be to get her outfitted like a real buccaneer. So grab her this Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume and your kiddo will be ready for any adventure that comes her way this Halloween.With this spunky, fun costume, she’ll be ready to become the cutest pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. In no time she will have gathered up more treasure than Calico Jack and Blackbeard combined. Her fleet of ships will be the largest the world has ever seen. Her crew will have an unmatched amount of respect for her and an unwavering loyalty. How will all this be possible? Well, when your youngster is dressed up in this adorable Pirate Girl Costume, no one will be able to say no to her. Instead of ruling the seas with fear, she will use her cuteness to reign supreme as a Pirate Queen! Look through our adult and other child pirate costumes, and the whole family can sail around the neighborhood as the friendliest crew of candy-loving pirates for Halloween.Prepare your tiny tyke for the adventure of a lifetime with this Caribbean Pirate Costume! It comes with everything included in the picture, but we would suggest taking a look at our pirate weaponry. Being a pirate is so much more fun when you have a shiny sword to swing around!
Avast, Ye Swabs! All toddlers are essentially pirates. There you are, sitting comfortably with a mug of coffee and a cookie, scrolling through your social media feed, and bam! A little hand sneaks under your arm and swipes the cookie. They'll take anything they like - your bedroom slippers, their older sibling's action figures, the dog's water dish. Literally nothing is off-limits. If you tell them not to take other people's things, they give you a blank look as if to say, "But EVERYTHING is mine!" That's why they can "share" your snack and wear your robe as a cape, but heaven forbid you touch anything of theirs. Then you'll see some gunpowder explosions! Product Details Dress your little plunderer for success in this Girl's Petite Pirate Toddler Costume! The comfortable jersey-knit dress has black and white stripes on the skirt and printed lace-up details on the bodice. A wide black belt decorated with a skull and crossbones buckle warns merchant ships of their grim fate if they dare to defy the pirate queen! The blue jacket has golden rickrack detail finer than anything found in the shops of Port Royal. The black and white bandanna matches the skirt and fits comfortably under the skull-and-crossbones-embellished black tricorn hat. Terror of the High SeasVery few people manage to be both adorable and fearsome at the same time, but your little one manages to pull it off. You'll be laughing too much to care when she swipes your things - after all, it's her rightful booty!