Anne Bonny and Mary Reed were the first famous female pirates, but even they didn't have a look this cool. With this Plus Size Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume for Women, you'll look even more fearless and threatening than Calico Jack himself! Any swashbuckler would be lucky to have you on board, so grab your cutlass and get ready to show them that you're just as salty as the rest of the crew.We made this sassy seafaring costume ourselves, so you can be sure that all the bells and whistles will be included in one dastardly piratey package. You don’t only get the beautiful blouse, corset, and the extra long pirate flag skirt, we wouldn’t let you sail off into the sun like that. No, you also the lovely striped leggings, the blood red scarf, and the faux leather belt and harness that are depicted in the picture! Although we would suggest that you arm yourself with some high-quality weaponry. You never know when other scurvy seadogs are going to be fixing for a fight. So you may want to take a look at the fine collection of swords and guns we have available on the site.The last thing you want is to lose your ship and all the treasure you’ve accumulated throughout your lustrous career in piracy, and then, to top it all off, be deserted on a desert island. That does not sound like a good time, and what are we trying to do as pirates? That’s right, have a good time. So don’t forget to arm yourself before you set sail on your next adventure this Halloween.
Who'd have thought that your young one would end up leading a life of piracy, and at such a tender age, too? Why, there's no telling what sort of things your toddler will be up to as a pirate! He'll be searching for buried treasure in the backyard, drawing treasure maps with crayons and looting the cookie jar when no one's looking. But sometimes, you just got to let your kid live their dream of being the greatest buccaneer on the high seas. In fact, it's about time you did something to help your child be the best pirate out there!It's time you outfitted your little one like a real buccaneer. After all, if he's going to rise to the rank of captain, then he's going to need a pirate outfit that lets his crew know that he means business. This toddler Pirate Ahoy Matey costume is exactly the kind of outfit he needs. With a white swashbuckler shirt and a red vest with gold edging for added flair, this costume is one part adorable and one part pirate. The bandana has a gold skull emblem on the front to let the crew that he's one tough customer and he's out to get all loot he can get his hands on!Of course, there's nothing stopping you from joining your kid on his high seas adventures. We carry plenty of adult pirate costumes to go along with this toddler one, so you can suit up as your little one's first mate for a spot of treasure hunting!
Dress for Success When you're captain of a pirate ship, you need to look the part. It's much easier to convince those treasure ships to give up all of their gold and jewels without a fight if you look properly impressive. That means no dressing in a worn-out sweatshirt (as comfortable as that would be) - ruffled and elegance are the way to go! Product DetailsLead your crew of swashbucklers to victory while wearing an exclusive White Pirate Shirt for Women! The long-sleeved top is made of breathable polyester broadcloth. The ends of the sleeves are gathered with elastic before flaring out into ruffles, and the V-neck placket is also trimmed in wide broadcloth ruffles. Adventure Awaits As the most dashing freebooter of all time, you're sure to become famous! It's a good thing you're dressed so well, because that will make your portrait look even cooler when it's included in the history books.
We're not really sure why pirates always get called swashbuckling. That's partly because we don't know what the word swashbuckling means, and partly because we think one of the defining features of a classic pirate costume is a classic piece of headgear, like our exclusive Captain Meyer Pirate Hat. Okay, okay! We'll look it up. It says here that swashbuckling is a compound word that's part reckless sword-waving and part carrying a small, round shield. But any knavish halfwit can waggle a sword about like a ninny! It takes a pretty smooth sailor to make it as a pirate, and the sharpest among them couldn't care less about a silly little shield. They're all too busy admiring the look of this Captain Meyer Pirate Hat, which their instinctive pirate shrewdness led them to purchase. They know that these detailed hats, designed and made by yours truly, are a real barrrgain!
Ruling the high seas? It's certainly not all fun and games. It's a constant battle to make sure your rum supply stays secured while you're away from port, because no pirate want to be sailing the ocean with an empty cup. You also have to worry about ailments like scurvy, ruthless shipmates who will mutiny if you don't secure enough doubloons to fill up their chests, and you also have to deal with just what happens, if, in the heat of battle, you intentionally set your own beard on fire. We hope for your sake there is some ointment on board!Of course, the famed captain of the high seas Blackbeard conquered all these challenges, and more, cause he was a top notch privateer! (And yes, he was known to actually light his own beard on fire to intimidate enemies—that's crazy!) If you'd like to step into the shoes of this historical figure, all you'll have to do is suit up in this top caliber costume. It's made and designed by us here in our costume studios because, like you, we're all about that pirate action every Halloween!Suit up with swagger and get ready to count your bouillons when you go in this exclusive look. Styled as a jacket with a false faux leather vest attached, it includes all the signature touches to complete the style. (Except for the prop weapons. Ye will have to raid our pirate accessories page to stock up on those!) A jabot secures around the neck to look like a ruffled shirt, a faux leather bandolier and boot covers add a rugged touch, and a sash secures around the waist to tie the look together. The heavy woven jacket features screen printed details, brushed silver buttons, and false shirt cuffs attached at the wrist. Simply finish the style by wearing the included hat, and with a red scarf lining and attached feather, this felt hat will make you feel like real captain of the high seas. Keep your men in high spirits (and full of spirits too), and we're sure your mission will be a success. But, you still might want to keep ye olde matches handy...
Say, "Arrrrrgggh"What do you need to be a pirate? A ship that can sail the high seas? Skill with a sword? A salty old map that leads to some treasure? Nah. All you need is is this Scallywag Blood Red Costume Hat and the gusto to say the word, "Arrrrrgggh" a lot! We can help you get that hat you've always needed, so all you have to do is work on your arrggghs!Design & DetailsThis snazzy pirate hat is a Made by Us design that's perfect for experienced pirate captains and those who just want a little extra adventure in their life! The hat is made completely out of polyester with a faux leather shell. It's sculpted into the classic tri-corn shape, which is a must-have style for scallywags across the high seas. The inside of the hat even has a size-adjuster to help you get a comfortable fit for your pirate adventure!
Things are getting out of control on the high seas these days. Sailors are putting on those pesky mutinies. Swashbucklers are becoming completely unbuckled. All of those pirates – where do they keep coming from? And from the state of things on board, it seems like nobody can run the ship but you. But how will you ever get all those scurvy characters to shape up and pay attention? Well, we’re sure you have the right qualifications and the strong personality and the great leadership abilities it’ll take to do the job. But perhaps we can offer you some assistance. This Plus Size Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume will give you a look that turns all those ruffians’ heads and make them start saying, “Aye! Aye!” at once.From the top of the lady pirate’s tricorne hat to the ruffled edges of the tiered skirt, this costume will help you command attention. There’s a corset top that means business, but it laces up with pretty ribbon for a ladylike look. The tiered, maroon skirt has a high low hemline to let you jump freely from ship to ship. Sleeves of the shirt are gauzy cotton for that romantic pirate look. The brown, faux leather belt is wide enough to define your waist while it pulls the whole look together. The plastic belt buckle has a fearsome skull at each corner to show you mean business. And that hat we were talking about is all feathered and saucy looking. You’ll want to get a pair of serious boots and some life life weapons and and you’ll have the high seas under control in no time!
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
It's no secret that a pirate costume is always a good choice for any costumed occasion. After all, who wouldn't want to look like they live on the open water, do whatever suits them, and answers to no kings? But, have you ever stopped to think about what kind of pirate to be? We'd have to say this Sexy Spanish Pirate Costume is the perfect swashbuckling ensemble for your Halloween party!To find out why, open your history books to the "Golden Age of Piracy," which is basically where the pop culture idea of pirates comes from. During this period, the Spaniards were the head honchos in the Caribbean, and Spanish galleons (huge, heavy cargo ships) taking treasure back to Spain were some of the hottest targets for pirates (because "treasure"). We know you're still asking why Spanish pirates are such cool pirates to dress as, since it'd be kinda shady of them to plunder their own country's ships. Well, it's because many of them actually attacked other pirates that had stolen treasure from Spanish ships! So, many Spanish buccaneers, like the infamous and wickedly named Amaro Felipe, were actually "pirate-pirates" which make them pretty fearsome!Phew, sorry about the lecture, but we love talking about pirate history, almost as much as you'll love dressing up in this sassy swashbuckler outfit. This bold, ruffled costume comes with almost everything you need to make every other pirate you meet throw down their arms. Just add a pair of fierce buckled boots and a pirate sword, and you'll be the hottest marauder on the Spanish Main!
When are you going to accept that deep down in your heart of hearts, you're really a pirate? Not just any pirate, but a captain. THE captain! You have the vigor and soul of a pirate, so all you need is the hair! This Elite Captain Hook Wig come with glorious curls based on fairy tale pirate style, so you can recreate an iconic look of a dastardly villain. The long curls pair perfectly with many of your pirate coats and accessories to create a swashbuckling appearance that may have Peter Pan thinking twice before he begins causing trouble for you and your crew!
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
Halloween and rum go together like peanut butter and chocolate--harmonious, satisfying, timeless. Think about it, you never need to ask, “Who likes rum?” because the answer is (obviously) everyone! So if you instinctively pointed to yourself with your thumbs while shouting, "This guy!" then you are not alone. You already know what this Men’s Rum Pirate Costume is all about. Swashbucklers are notorious for their love of the beverage, so you'll look right at home on Halloween when you wear this outfit and sip on your drink of choice with your crew. Of course, you'll also look right at home brandishing a cutlass against your foes on the high seas, too, but sitting back on the ship while enjoying some rum sounds like a much more relaxing time. There are, in fact, only two ways you could improve upon this near perfect costume. 1) Get yourself a parrot and train it to walk over to the counter and ask the barmaid for a refill for you (super bonus if you can train it to carry the drink back to your seat). And 2) bring your own treasure chest to use as a footrest wherever you go, so you can always be drinking your rum in a leisurely position while still looking totally in character. Other than those two costume hacks, this look is pretty much pure gold with its regal red jacket and blue stretchy pants. Oh, we guess you should also pick yourself a ruffly shirt and a pirate’s cap, unless you think you can teach your parrot to shop online for you while you continue sip on your cocktail. We wouldn’t put it past you. You’re a pirate, after all!
We usually recommend that kids wait until they're a little older to commit to a life of piracy. It's just that what we think of as a perfectly respectable maritime occupation gets called a lot of ugly names, especially by certain individuals in the Royal Navy. High treason against the crown, they say. Very bad manners, some of them call it. But we made this great costume for your pint-sized privateer anyway, because we know that the name-callers are probably just jealous!The gold trim and buttons of the burgundy jacket will make all those spiteful labels roll off the young captain's back like sea spray on a freshly-swabbed deck. The deluxe faux-leather boot tops will have him pacing the bow like an old salt. The white lace neckpiece will give him an air of refinement and authority, and the hat crowns the look. All you need is a hook (if you like) to make this the best-looking kid's pirate costume for a thousand leagues in any direction!Just be sure to politely remind the captain that even though a corsair might be considered a scalawag in certain circles, a true pirate is not without a sense of honor. The foul mouth and rough habits of a sailor are not a requirement for the job. It's a good idea to map out some of these boundaries early on, because we wouldn't want you to get double-crossed and marooned on a desert island the first time you turn your back!
Everyone loves dressing up as a swashbuckler! The outfits are dashing and sexy, you get to say things like "Yaaaarg!", and nobody can say that they were surprised whenever you plunder their snacks. Showing up in this Sexy Plus Spanish Pirate Costume will make you the sassiest and most fearsome pirate at the party!So, what makes a Spanish pirate so fearsome? We're glad you asked! Way back in the "Golden Age of Piracy" (around the late 1600s and early 1700s, for those of you that missed that day in Pirate History Class), Spanish conquerors around the Caribbean were busy loading cargo ships full of treasure and sending them back home to Spain, resulting in many juicy targets for ambitious buccaneers to attack. That's where Spanish pirates came in. As well trained sailors who didn't like pirates stealing their country's treasure, these fearless corsairs would attack and plunder other pirates who had looted Spanish treasure ships. It takes a ton of guts and skill to be a pirate, but if you ask us, it takes way more to be a pirate that pirates other pirates!There you have it. This fiery Spanish pirate costume will transform you into one of the most historically fearsome pirates out there! We suppose we could have just told you that this sassy ensemble is a hot and frilly look that will stop other costumed pirates dead in the tracks, especially when you add a pair of sexy cuffed pirate boots and a toy sword. But, then we wouldn't have gotten to talk about cool pirate stuff...
Time to Grow UpSome kids never want to grow up. Those kids spend their days wishing that they could head on carefree adventures forever. Other kids? Well, they can't wait to grow up (As adults, we think this is a little preposterous. We grew up an it's not all that it's cracked up to be). Those ambitious young kids want to shoulder the weight of the world. They crave the extra responsibility and the chance to lead. They want to be the captain of the ship... both figuratively, and sometimes literally!Those kids would much rather assume the role of Captain Hook than some kind of trouble-making preteen! For those kids that WANT to grow up, we have this exclusive, Made by Us, Captain Hook Costume for kids.Design & DetailsInspired by the classic character from the novels, this Captain Hook Costume has a regal, very grown-up, sort of aura. The costume comes with a soft, red jacket made out of velour. The jacket fits with gold button and loop fasteners in front. The matching pants have an elastic band in the waist to help ensure a snug, yet comfortable fit. The white cravat is constructed out of chiffon fabric and fits around your child's neck. To finish the look, the costume includes a foam-backed captain's hat, which comes with wire in the brim so you can shape it as you like! Once your child has it on, they'll be ready to command a whole ship full of pirates!
Does your kiddo often dream about a life at sea? Does he wish to sail across the ocean and discover adventure upon every shore? Well, if finding ancient treasures and evading imperial naval fleets sounds like endless fun to your young swashbuckler then he surely has quite the exciting life ahead of him. You better make sure he looks prepared to start this wondrous career of piracy. We’ve got just what he needs, take a peek at this awesome Toddler Pirate Captain Costume!His transformation into a feared pirate will be nearly complete with a single jumpsuit. Never before now, has a jumpsuit been so nifty as well as practical. The shirt, vest, pants, belt and even the boot covers are all attached and a part of this amazing one-piece. Then to top off this outfit your kiddo can just throw on his foam-formed pirate hat with the attached sash and he’ll be ready to take command over the most-feared pirate crew in the seven seas! While pirates spend most of their time looking for buried treasure your kiddo may also run into a few battles while at sea. You’ll want to make sure that he is properly equipped so that victory over any scurvy scallywags that dare go up against him is a sure thing. We suggest grabbing him one of our Pirate Cutlasses and maybe even a toy pistol!He can use this Halloween as a test run to master these classic pirate weapons and then he’ll be ready for his dream life as an infamous pirate! Now you just need to help him come up with an awesome pirate name… something like Captain Half-Squat or Captain Shin-Kicker, both sound terrifying to us.
High Seas StyleBe it because of mutiny or just because he was the first one to find x marks the spot, your child has completed an important achievement. He's been promoted to captain! A truly high honor and prestigious role to be sure, but now there's an important step to make sure he cements his leadership position without leaving any room for questioners or naysayers. Yeah, he's going to need a captain's costume!Look no further for a high seas style for your young buddin' captain than this here Boy's Ship Captain Costume. A truly memorable costume, this costume is Made by Us right here in our HalloweenCostumes studios. And when we talk about being a captain, we don't just talk the talk, we make the costume!Design & DetailsWhen he has this costume, he'll be destined to lead his band of scallywags to the biggest treasures, to the coolest locales, and to raid and plunder all of the King's ships. Styled as a shirt/vest combo, pants, and jacket combination; it also includes a belt, hat, and scarf so he'll have everything he needs to set sail. Stylish skull printing on the attached vest is the perfect complement to the roughhewn stitching of the jacket, and with plenty of unique details, we're sure he'll feel like a real deal pirate. Just complete the costume with a pair of boots or boot tops, and maybe a cutlass sword and an eye patch if he's feeling particularly salty!Take CommandDesigned for the truly elite buccaneers abound, this exclusive kid's costume is going to have him ready to take command of his ship. So, um, now's the part where we have to ask. He does have a ship docked in the harbor that's ready to set sail, right?
Ahoy there, matey! Is it wild adventures on the high seas that you seek? Are your land lubber legs itching to step aboard a mighty vessel destined for treasures and untamed landscapes? Do you look really good in a bandana and an eye-patch? Well then, perhaps it's about time you dropped that smartphone of yours and picked up a sword to become scurvy pirate of the seas! Okay, so maybe it's okay if you keep your smartphone, but if you want to make it as a swashbuckling sea dog, then you'd better bring this Golden Pirate Cutlass along for the journey.Modeled after the deadly weapons wielded by buccaneers of an age long ago, this toy Pirate Cutlass is molded to add a fierce look to your costume experience. With an gold paint-scheme that gives it the look of a captain's treasure, this sword will have you feeling like the top dog in no time! Of course, this thing is made of plastic, so don't go starting fights with any real pirates.
Seize the ExperienceDo you yearn for more? Sure, your life might be great, but there's so much more out there. You know, adventure, the high seas, and piles of treasure. It's all just waiting for you. You just need to seize it!That's right. It's time for you to become a pirate. When you accept the life of a swashbuckling adventurer, you get to bend every rule in the book. You get to travel to the ends of the oceans, just for the mere pleasure of conquering the open waters. You get to pilfer doubloons, gems, and rare trinkets at your leisure. And if anyone tries to stop you... well, that's when you show them the business end of your cutlass! Yes, the life of a pirate is for those crave complete freedom and this Women's Salty Seas Pirate Costume will have you ready to embrace your inner buccaneer!Design & DetailsOur expert costume designers wanted to craft an outfit that helps you feel as free as freebooter sailing the high seas! It's an exclusive design that combines a cute, modern style with the classic pirate look to create a truly unique pirating experience. The women's pirate costume starts with a bodysuit. The bottom is black, while the top portion is designed to look like a pirate blouse. It has lace on the thighs to help adjust the fit, while giving it a daring look that's perfect for a new life of piracy. The belt and hip scarf fit around the waist. The gloves are elbow-length and they feature a Jolly Roger symbol on the sides. Finally, the headscarf ties around your head to complete the whole ensemble. It's a look that's fierce and free!Adventure AwaitsIf you crave adventure, treasure, and a sexy and stylish outfit to wear, then this Made by Us costume is a great choice! Just make sure you pair it up with a pair of stockings to recreate the full look!
Being a parent is tough. You have to constantly teach your child all sorts of lessons to ensure that they grow up valuing the virtues of honesty, hard work and how to play nice with others. You also have to teach her how to share, how to eat her vegetables and how to do her homework.…or you could just raise your little girl to be the most ruthless pirate on the high seas, with a cunning wit and a devastating sense of style to match. Swashbuckling pirates don’t need to do learn any of those lessons, since they spend their time traversing the oceans, stealing treasures and getting into scuffles with other pirate crews. Yes, if you plan on raising your child as a pirate, then you’d better teach her how to use a cutlass and you’d definitely better get her this girl’s buccaneer costume.This exclusive costume takes the dashing look of a pirate captain and shrinks it down to a size for your little girl. It comes with all the pieces you need to transform her into the rough and tumble pirate she’s always wanted to be! It comes with a jacket, shirt front, pants, hat, belt and hip scarf, so all you need to complete the look is to grab a pirate sword and head onto your ship (you have a ship, right?). And the best part is, you don’t need to teach her any of those boring lessons, since you’ll be too busy teaching her how to steal gold doubloons!
Filled with exotic and quizzical creatures, like mermaids—which we’re pretty sure would look amazing if they got sprinkled with some fairy dust and took to flight—Neverland is a place that never gets old, literally. Neverland is a magical place where time doesn’t quite move forward. It is here that Peter Pan and his Lost Boy friends can remain children for all their lives, even bringing a few friends to avoid some aging for a while. We’ve all had some serious fascinations about heading out to visit the place, though our own supply of fairy dust is rationed exclusively for costume designs. Sigh.Here’s the thing, though. Peter Pan is always calling Captain Hook an old man. It’s something that we always assumed must be true. The hook-handed captain must be well into his 60s or later. That explains why he’s always so afraid of the ticking clock. It isn’t just the fact that a crocodile is after him. After all, the captain has surely dealt with scarier things in his long years on the vast seas. He did sail to Neverland! It reminds him of his ever-aging closer to his own demise! But… then we got to thinking: he’s not aging in Neverland, either! And, how old is Peter, anyway, that he’s calling someone old? We realized that Captain Hook might just seem old to the youthful prankster. Hook might be pretty young, in fact, with those beautiful black locks not even showing the first sign of graying!So, it’s the perfect time to let you youngster try to fly the skull and crossbone flag in Neverland with this Teen Captain Hook costume. This elaborate black pirate jacket has the sinfully luxurious feel of rich velvet and sports gold trim details that not only contrast beautifully with the black but show the wealth of the pirate’s hoard. Enjoy a night spreading disharmony among the rude Lost Boys of Neverland and pillage the county for your rightful share of prizes. Just be sure to get back to Neverland before your own clock starts ticking!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of...What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella. Hey, he earned it. Product DetailsHow do you fit 15 men on a dead man's chest? Beats us, but maybe you'll learn the secret when you wear this Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive outfit includes a red coat with gold trim. White ruffles are sewn to the sleeves to match the white cravat. A blue cape swishes behind you as you stride the deck and matches the blue pants. Two wide brown belts can be strapped across your waist and chest. A red tricorn tops it off! The Spanish Main Is Calling It's the pirate's life for you! Putting on this costume turns you into a daring adventurer with a ship and a crew and a mind to seek your fortune. It's too bad that this way of getting rich quick is pretty frowned upon now. Can you imagine being a millionaire who made his money by telling other millionaires to cough up some dough if they didn't want to walk the plank? Wild.
Product DetailsWe know Hook's hot-headedness was part of his personality but we can't help but believe that if a women had his place on the ship she would have handled things differently, other than his red velvet ensemble that is. How could you say no to a rich red velvet coat and an oversized hat with white feathers?Honestly, if Hook had been a lady the pirate captain's conflict with the mischievous Peter Pan probably would have been cut short. After all, we all know that Peter Pan is the kind of little boy who can't stand to be ignored. If the female version of Captain Hook had simply given him a cold stare, lifted one eyebrow and went to ignore his antics as she plotted the crew's next voyage in her cabin Peter would have left them alone to go bother someone else in no time. Then Hook would have still had a hand and the pirate crew wouldn't have been stuck in Never Neverland, endlessly pursuing the flying wonder child! And the crocodile? It wouldn't take long before Miss. Hook was wearing a pair of striking crocodile skin shoes.You'll be ready to show those lost boys that they'd better stay in the forest in this striking ensemble. The coat is dramatic with gold piping and a belt to accentuate the waist. With boot covers, a dashing cravat, and the red and gold hat with white feathers you'll be instantly recognizable as the nefarious pirate captain, simply add the hook to make the look complete. It's about time Never Never Land had a lady in charge!
Buc the TrendsIf your gal is more a leader than a follower, more an adventurer than an observer, more a doer than a thinker, and more apt to take risks than to play it safe, then lo and behold, matey. You may have a willful little pirate on your hands!Want to be sure? Have her slip on this Kid's Brilliant Buccaneer Costume and see what she gets up to. Does she immediately ask for her sword to protect her from attacking ships? Does she come downstairs and order her little brother to swab the deck before breakfast? Does she return from the pet store with a new parrot, or invest her savings in a vintage trunk to store her treasure? If you said "yes" to any of the above, then it's confirmed! Your fearless kiddo is headed for a life at sea, so it may be best to stay on her good side. Design & DetailsShiver me timbers! This may be the most incredible pirate costume we've ever seen. Made exclusively by our in-house designers, this look comprises incredible details fit for only the most feared and revered pirates. It includes the stunning deep pink brocade jacket complete with gold buttons, dramatic cuffs, and an attached belt. The boot covers bring in the same deep pink hue and make your kid's footwear appear instantly seaworthy. The shirt is a black background printed with golden pirate skulls, as well as a frilly white collar. Add the tricorn hat — a pirate staple — and your little scallywag is ready for the high seas...or at least an amazing night of trick or treating!
What do all pirates have in common? That is, besides a surly disposition, a love of the sea, and an unquenchable hunger for booty (we mean treasure, obviously)? If you said “They always pay off their gambling debts on time, and happily share their grog with their fellow pirates,” we honestly don't know if that's true or not, but we're leaning toward not. The answer we were looking for is, “They're all fans of awesome pirate boots!” And not just regular old awesome pirate boots; but dashing, roguish boots with buckles all over them, just like these Sexy Buckle Pirate Boots! These fierce faux leather boots are the perfect footwear for pillaging and plundering your way across the high seas in style. The provocative heels and alluring cuffed tops are also a sassy look for strutting and shaking your booty around a costume dance party with your swashbuckling crew! We'll leave it up to you to decide if we were still talking about “treasure” that time.
Aye, Captain?As parents, we want to run a tight ship. That doesn't mean we don't have fun. It just means we like everyone to be on the same page. Especially when it comes to fun! If excitement is the code in your household, you likely want your crew to be all hands on deck and ready to weigh anchor for adventure at a moment's notice. To get your motley crew up to snuff, training starts on day one—whatever that means to you. And to ensure you've got solid backing to your command, you'll want a stalwart second-hand.So, Captain, it's time to promote a member of your crew. Perhaps the wee scallywag that's already always by your side? With our exclusive Infant Boatswain Pirate Costume, your little treasure will look more than ready to follow your code of fun from trick-or-treat to Renaissance Fairs!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us infant costume gets your baby dressed as your second-in-command (a role they were surely born to fill) with three thoughtfully designed pieces. The zippered costume jumpsuit is crafted from velour and knit fabrics and is styled to look like a vest worn over a blouse and pants.The easy-to-wear one-piece features metallic trims, an attached belt with a decorative buckle, and a jabot to ensure a dynamic look. Meanwhile, attached booties offer to keep your little one's sea legs from getting chilly. A felt eyepatch with an elastic band comes included. And a wide-brimmed hat with a printed Jolly Roger, attached scarf, and felt feather completes the sea-worthy ensemble.
A Salty TaleOnce upon a time, on the Spanish Main, there sailed a pirate who was the fiercest and most ruthless of all. No merchant ship was safe from the pirate captain's swift ship and deadly cannons. What? No, it wasn't Blackbeard. Ol' Crazy himself was scared of this other pirate who was more cunning and keen than anyone else. It didn't hurt that she dressed better than any of her opponents. It made her even more terrifying. Product DetailsStride the deck and inspire your crew in this Captain Pirate Women's Costume! The outfit includes a bright red coat that fastens up the front and is trimmed with gold along the cuffs, front and hem. White ruffles at the wrists complement the frilly cravat. The blue cape looks jaunty when it's blowing in the sea breeze. It's the same fabric as the blue pants, which can be tucked into your boots. Add the two brown belts, head scarf, and tricorn hat, and set sail for plunder! Hoist the Colors You'll be more eye-catching than a ship flying the Jolly Roger in this exclusive costume! All you need now is a good pistol or cutlass in your hand and your favorite pair of boots to keep you standing tall. Some cannons would be pretty cool, but those are hard to find these days. So is treasure, come to think of it, at least in the traditional sense. A bag of gold-wrapped chocolate is a more accessible treasure, and so much tastier than doubloons.
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
You’ve been busy putting those fellas in their place since you were old enough to crawl and talk. Why should Halloween be any different?When people think of a ferocious pirate captain, nine times out of ten, they think of a man. Sigh. While it may take some time to change perceptions, in the meantime, there’s you: kicking booty and taking names. Those sea scum sure won't know know what hit ‘em when you board ship! No time to parley; you're tired of playing second fiddle to the boys in the pirate crew, and with some smart moves, you'll easily mutiny and dispose of the old Captain stereotypes. And then? You'll be Queen of the High Seas, of course! And with the outfit to prove it, no less (provided you take our advice and snatch up this Adult Queen of the High Seas Costume!) This look features a jagged-hem skirt, off-the-shoulder top, and even the long head scarf to keep your locks protected from the salty sea air. When it’s time to come ashore, add a fab pair of boots and prepare to take charge of your next social event in this getup. All this rags-n’-riches look needs to make it as fearsome as you are is a pirate sword. We’re betting you won’t even need a pet parrot; you can teach those boys to repeat after you.
Sometimes when you're a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you're the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren't a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There's absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
Ahoy, matey! Your little scallywag’s...er...poop deck needs changing (we could make a pretty good pirate’s “booty” joke, but we’re feeling generous and spare you.)When Junior grows up, he is no doubt going to have rules to follow: he’ll have to clean his room, do his homework, be nice to his brother, and even earn his keep with chores. For now, then, why not let him play up his pirate life in this adorable Cap'n Stinker Costume? He can be gruff and a little rough around the edges and no one will even bat an eye. He already likes shiny treasures, and the sounds of distant waves often lull him right to sleep. He sounds like a true seafarer to us! So let him live it up for a night; after all, giving a baby the power to pillage and plunder is preferable to giving that freedom to, say, a teenager, right? Plus, isn’t the only word he can say right now, “Arrrrgh?” It seems like a natural fit!Without a doubt, this costume is the cutest way for him to practice sailing the seven seas! It features a ruffled-shirt jumpsuit and adorable-as-heck striped crushed velvet pants...not to mention a skull-and-crossbones cap and a big ole (faux) belt buckle. Let’s just be honest: Halloween is all about making sure your baby is the cutest one on the block; secure his “captain of cute” status with this ensemble.
Sailing on Waves of AllureSet a course towards an unforgettable night of celebration. Embark on an adventure as a captivating, audacious corsair, where the mysterious high seas become your personal runway. Your crew will be calling you captain of the seas in no time flat, so make sure you get your sea legs ready for a swashbuckling journey across the ocean!This women's pirate costume isn't just about dressing up—it's about embracing a spirit of audacious bravery, expressing an irresistible charm, and revealing a commanding presence that demands respect. It's also about stepping into a story where you're the leading lady, the adventurous pirate queen who's as enchanting as she is fearless.Product DetailsCrafted from 100% polyester, this Sexy Plus Size Pirate Vixen Costume ensures comfort as you navigate the night's festivities. Its back zipper provides an easy fit, accommodating your curves without compromising on style. The corset bodice takes center stage, featuring two columns of vibrant red ribbon lacing. This striking detail adds a flair of daring panache, while also allowing you to adjust the fit to your liking.The outfit's elasticized off-shoulder peasant neckline subtly hints at a flirtatious energy, creating a perfect balance of bold and coy. The costume's full skirt adds a playful element that invites movement—consider pairing it with a separate petticoat for some extra volume and bounce.So, prepare to hoist the sails and step into the spotlight because as the captain of allure and style in this Sexy Plus Size Pirate Vixen Costume, your night is destined to be a swashbuckling success. Just be sure to pair it up with a few of our pirate costume accessories to get your adventure started right!
We have a lot of assumptions about the lives of pirates. We imagine them exclusively at sea, sailing on massive ships and spending the bulk of their time singing sea chanties in order to drive their passions high enough to risk attacking another seafaring vessel or following an ancient map to lost treasure buried deep beneath ocean tides or, perhaps, on the sandy shores of far off islands. But, of course, it isn’t always sea travel that holds a pirate’s time! Everyone needs some good shore leave and it is there, perhaps, where the greatest mysteries of pirate life is hidden.Pirate hideouts located in hidden alcoves in the midst of island collections or cavernous entries where whole villages of pirate crews engage in trade and tales secreted under the very noses of the constabulary that seeks their heads! Now, there is where some of the real piracy takes place. And who is there to maintain peace and order amongst a group of people known for their devious debaucheries? Some make claims of a pirate king, sitting on a horde of treasure… but who seriously believes one man can command all pirates everywhere!? No, it is in fact the pirate wenches who have all the authority. Why? Ha! They control the rum!It is your shift, lass, and how better to keep these rugged pirates under thumb than in this Deluxe Pirate Wench costume!? In this polyester satin, crushed velvet, faux leather, and tulle garb, you’ll have the perfect combination of clothing to keep those jolly Rogers at full attention. Peasant neckline and puffy sleeves combine to make an innocent looking white bodice but the red velvet skirt and leather vest with gold ribbon contrasts to give you just enough kindly and plenty enough rugged! Finish off the look with the black and white striped satin sash and bandana and matching black choker, if you feel the need, add a cutlass or tricorn hat and you’ll not only be commanding the pirate cove but might earn your own ship!
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.
Captain FashionStep up, everyone who's applying to captain this crew of ruffians! Not just everyone can be a pirate leader, you know. An effective pirate captain needs to be tough and brave, but also requires a certain flashiness and flair and...is that a pink hat? Ok, you get the job. Product DetailsAdd some extra flair to your historical costume with a Kids Pink Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat! The three-pointed hat is made of dusty pink polyester faux suede. Each of its sides is decorated with an X made of white ribbon stitching. The molded crown is soft for a comfortable fit. A Pirate's Life Set sail for adventure! Your name will certainly be written in the history books, and you will most likely surpass even Blackbeard himself in fame. After all, all he had was a black beard, whereas YOU had a pink hat. That sounds much catchier.
Neverland is ripe for the taking! It’s a paradise that’s loaded with perfect weather and plenty of treasure to be excavated. The only thing you need to worry about is a troublesome child named Peter Pan and his crew of Lost Boys! (You also might need to keep your eyes on any crocodiles that might be lurking in the area.) You’re going to need the kind of profession that keeps those kids in their rightful place, which means you might just need to become a pirate captain to get the treasure all to yourself.Yes, a pirate! That’s the only profession rowdy enough to give Peter Pan a run for his money, so to speak. Of course, you’d better brush up on your proper pirate lingo with phrases like, “shiver me timber!” and “ahoy me hearties!” But you’d also better have the proper attire. After all, no pirate can hold the title of captain without a ravishing outfit that commands respect from other pirates and lets you look ready to set sail.This exclusive Captain Hook costume is a plus size version of our women’s costume and features a look that’s perfect for invading Neverland, or for battling against the Lost Boys. It comes with a royal red jacket, with a classy, white jabot. The black belt fits around the waist and the pirate hat has an extravagant look fit for a pirate captain. The boot tops add the finishing touch to the outfit, making sure that even a lone crocodile won’t want to mess with you!
On the JobWell, this is a pickle! Our yacht sank in a terrible storm and now the whole crew is stranded on a desert island. It's a situation that brings a prickle of fear to even the stoutest hearts, but fret not - we have a spectacular first mate! As soon as we had dragged ourselves onto the beach's white sands, she had swung into action, harvesting huge palm leaves to make comfy tents, collecting dried grass to make a big signal fire, and cracking open coconuts so that everyone could have a delicious beverage. She even found hollow reeds to use as straws! Thanks to her quick thinking, everyone is having a great time on this island. It would be almost sad to get rescued now!Product DetailsSet sails for the horizon in this exclusive First Mate Costume for Kids! The blue capri-style shorts are perfect for striding the decks or lounging on shore beside the dock. The blue-and-white-striped shirt with its "weatherbeaten" jagged hemline is just the right choice for handling the wheel or adjusting the bow lines. A red bandanna keeps the sun from frying your head while you're out on the open seas - and looks dashing to boot! A Good Day to SailOnce the rescue boat delivered us all from the island, it was clear that the first mate was still the crew's MVP. She's just as brave and talented on board a ship as she is when flagging down the Coast Guard's plane. Shipwrecked or shipboard, she's a star!
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
She may only have just taken her first steps, but is she ready to command a pirate crew? We say, yawr she is!When she turned two you started whispering pirate slang in her ear. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your spouse wasn’t too impressed with that one, but you still saw smiles beaming your daughter as she easily commanded the one-syllable lyrics. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island as a bedtime story. You used the lightsabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight and we won't even lecture you about canonical integrity. Because that's pretty cool of you.Now all you're tasked with is setting her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume, effectively completing her training as your first mate. She can be the tiniest member of your family's buccaneer-themed crew, or she can give that ol' scallywag Blackbeard a run for his money as the most notorious pirate of all time. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while she is swinging her lightsaber around the seven seas, she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
One thing they never teach you in pirate school is how to tell good rum from bad. It may not seem that important to a successful plundering career, but it's handier than you realize. Show your fellow swashbucklers your discerning sense of taste, in both refreshments and style, by wearing our exclusive Plus Size Captain Blackheart Costume to your next Caribbean cocktail party!The pirate life seems pretty simple and straightforward, what with living on boat with a bunch of other sea dogs, spending all your time searching for islands to scour for treasure, and getting in the occasional scuffle with the navy trying to ruin your fun. Sure, that's all there is to it if you're fine being a basic pirate. But, if you want to be a pirate of distinguished tastes, you have to do more than swing a cutlass around and say “Yaaarg!” all the time. Dressing up in a flashy coat, with plenty of ruffles and gold colored fringes, will quickly set you apart from your scallywag comrades. And once word gets around of the fine quality spiced rum that you share with your mates, you'll quickly be the most popular party guest on the high seas!While this fanciful pirate outfit may not come with its own supply of rum, we've designed it to make you look quite dashing, even without liquid assistance. The bold red overcoat and tricorn hat give you the style of a daring corsair, and comes with a faux leather belt to strap a sword and pistol to. Add a pair of cuffed and buckled costume boots and our matching Blackheart Cape to complete this outfit, and raise a toast of good rum to being a classy pirate!
It's Parley TimeLife on the seas is the way to go! Pirates just know how to have a good time better than anyone else. Maybe it's the long days in the sun. Perhaps it's fact that they've got all sorts of islands they can hunker down in. We don't know what makes pirates so cool, in fact, after all this time we'll probably never know. But we figure you might as well wear the ruffles and talk the talk and hope some of that good-time-having pirate attitude rubs off on you! You can have all of the fun without any of the danger. Sounds like a good time to us! Just remember to wear plenty of sun screen and wear a life jacket when you walk the plank. You might be dressing as a pirate but it's still the modern era. It's up to you to parley responsibly.Details & DesignThis white Made-by-Us blouse is designed to be worked into the pirate ensemble of your choosing. The lightweight material is long enough to be worn as a tunic. It can also get tucked into a skirt, layered under a corset or any other pirate accessories you might fancy. The wide V-neck is trimmed with ruffles that match the ruffled sleeves. Seas the Day!Are you ready to unfurl the sails and journey to a land of awesome pirate costumes? This shirt is the perfect staple for your brand-new pirate wardrobe. From jackets to vests to bandoliers, you'll have options to make this work for all sorts of events. Because everyone knows that dressing up as a pirate isn't just for Halloween. In our opinion, everyone ought to have at least one pirate themed birthday party a year. That's not always possible but you know you've gotta be the change you wish to see in the world!
Serious Pirate SwaggerWho knows how to make scurvy sea scum walk the plank like no other? The nefarious pirate maiden, that's who! She's tough, she's fierce, and hey, she's also a skilled swordsman. She's not what you'd typically expect from a pirate maiden. And, now, you can get become her with this costume. With off the shoulder styling and yo-ho-ho pirate stripes, it has the style that will let you sail the high seas with serious pirate swagger!Product DetailsThis costume is designed as a one-piece dress that gives the combination look of a blouse, corset, and skirt. The jagged hem on the skirt is a classic touch of pirate style and it features self-ties for a fitted look. The attached white blouse with off-the-shoulder sleeves features elastic fit in the off-the-shoulder neckline and sleeve cuffs. The velvet-like black vest is attached to the dress, with laces and gold accents. Made of a polyester/cotton blend, this costume is an iconic and fun choice for any costume party!Set Sail with your entire pirate crewSure, you could head out to the party as the rogue pirate maiden, but, we're guessing you'll be able to blunder even more booty with a complete pirate crew. And we've got costumes to outfit your entire gang! We've got costumes for captains, corsairs, buccaneers, something unique for each and every member of your swashbuckling squad. Be sure to shop all of our pirate costumes to see the top styles available!
Time to Go RougeIn life, you're an upstanding citizen and an all-around great friend. You help friends and strangers alike, whenever they need it, and you would sooner drink a no-foam soy latte than tell your barista they got the order wrong (black drip coffee, thank you very much). But this year has really got you fed up. If only there was some way you could simply storm off, take to the high seas, and live off the islands (and an urn of rum) when you make landfall. If only you could find a treasure chest of rubies, diamonds, sapphires, and gold and load it aboard your ship without asking permission. If you're getting tired of "if only"s, then you best be grabbin' fer this Men's Plus Size Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume. It'll put the Arggggh on your lips and a swagger in your steps before you can say "scallywag!" Product DetailsThis great look will turn you into a pillager on the high seas! It comes a handy set, including a billowy, lace-up black shirt with an attached eyelet vest and a black and maroon head tie and matching pirate pants. Also included are a buckle belt, wrist cuffs, and black boot covers. Whew! What a booty! You'll want to add your own accessories, like a sword, eye patch, or live parrot! Embrace It, MateyIsn't this costume what Halloween is really all about? It's time to channel your alter ego and embrace new parts of yourself that rarely come out. Happy sailing!
Avast, ye cur, royal highness ahoy! There's not a lot of people pirates will maintain respect for. The raiding, ship stealing life doesn't lend itself to kowtowing to anyone with a royal title. When your daughter was found as a stowaway, off the coast of Barbados, those sea salt hardened hearts opened up a bit. First, the captain kept putting off making her walk the plank. Then, the cook in the galley started slipping her the best bits of hard tack. Soon enough the crew were bringing her little trinkets and singing her sea shanties. Your daughter has taken to the pirate's life but it's not all bad. We hear she's been teaching those scallywags some manners. They almost never spit on deck and they even ask one another to pass the rum rather than grabbing for it. They're the most civilized crew in the Caribbean. Who knows why they chose her as their leader? Maybe it's her charm, maybe it's her fantastic curls with pink highlights. Either way, this life seems to suit her. We're sure she'll visit home someday, after all, she's the one who tells them where to steer the ship these days!
When you're a teenager, there's always that moment where you realize that you want to seek out adventure in life. Way back in the sixteenth and seventeenth century, teenagers who had this same urge would run off to be privateers and pirates. Talk about high adventure! Thankfully it's not so easy to be a pirate these days, otherwise the sea would be filled with these wayward kids brandishing cutlasses and talking parrots. Overseas ground shipping would be a nightmare! Good thing we have Halloween and pirate costumes like this one so people can just be a pirate for a night instead of running off to daring sea battles, quests for sunken treasure, and holidays in Tortuga. Wait, why is the new way better?
A pirate without a sword? No! What? That would be like a chef without a knife, a ref without a whistle, a ship without sails - it isn't going to work, people! We’re starting to panic! Why, oh WHY would anyone dress up as a pirate and not have a sword? What kind of cruel world is this? Is there no joy anymore? No adherence to protocol? For the love all things good and right, please add this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword to your swashbuckling costume; you’re look will become so much more authentic. Because if the world is such that a pirate must sail without a sword, where will it end? Will clowns forgo their balloon animals? Will flappers let fall their boas? Save humanity from a devastating blow--pick up this plastic pirate sword and set the right course.