Yo Ho HoAre you craving the freedom and riotous living of a pirate's life? Ye can't just go from your landlubber ways straight to being a freebooting terror. Ye've got to dress the part. First of all, no more taking your Vitamin C. An authentic pirate would have some serious scurvy to go with his ferocious face. Next, ye'll need an eye patch so that ye squint when reading a treasure map. Finally, ye'll have to display some of your ill-gotten bling or other pirate captains won't believe ye when ye claim to be the most successful pirate in the seven seas. Product DetailsThis exclusive Pirate Eye Patch and Earring Accessory Kit will shiver your timbers! The unisex accessory kit features a black satin eye patch that's backed with foam to help it hold its shape. Secure it around the back of your head with its attached elastic band. The gold-tone metal hoop can be fitted comfortably through your ear piercing with its screw back. Believable BuccaneerEmbrace the pirate way of life this Halloween, or any time that you want to look like a seafaring scallywag! Friends dressed as sailors will be wary of your felonious ways, but you'll sail circles around them even without your usual number of eyes.
Things are getting out of control on the high seas these days. Sailors are putting on those pesky mutinies. Swashbucklers are becoming completely unbuckled. All of those pirates – where do they keep coming from? And from the state of things on board, it seems like nobody can run the ship but you. But how will you ever get all those scurvy characters to shape up and pay attention? Well, we’re sure you have the right qualifications and the strong personality and the great leadership abilities it’ll take to do the job. But perhaps we can offer you some assistance. This Plus Size Sexy Swashbuckler Captain Costume will give you a look that turns all those ruffians’ heads and make them start saying, “Aye! Aye!” at once.From the top of the lady pirate’s tricorne hat to the ruffled edges of the tiered skirt, this costume will help you command attention. There’s a corset top that means business, but it laces up with pretty ribbon for a ladylike look. The tiered, maroon skirt has a high low hemline to let you jump freely from ship to ship. Sleeves of the shirt are gauzy cotton for that romantic pirate look. The brown, faux leather belt is wide enough to define your waist while it pulls the whole look together. The plastic belt buckle has a fearsome skull at each corner to show you mean business. And that hat we were talking about is all feathered and saucy looking. You’ll want to get a pair of serious boots and some life life weapons and and you’ll have the high seas under control in no time!
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
Ruling the high seas? It's certainly not all fun and games. It's a constant battle to make sure your rum supply stays secured while you're away from port, because no pirate want to be sailing the ocean with an empty cup. You also have to worry about ailments like scurvy, ruthless shipmates who will mutiny if you don't secure enough doubloons to fill up their chests, and you also have to deal with just what happens, if, in the heat of battle, you intentionally set your own beard on fire. We hope for your sake there is some ointment on board!Of course, the famed captain of the high seas Blackbeard conquered all these challenges, and more, cause he was a top notch privateer! (And yes, he was known to actually light his own beard on fire to intimidate enemies—that's crazy!) If you'd like to step into the shoes of this historical figure, all you'll have to do is suit up in this top caliber costume. It's made and designed by us here in our costume studios because, like you, we're all about that pirate action every Halloween!Suit up with swagger and get ready to count your bouillons when you go in this exclusive look. Styled as a jacket with a false faux leather vest attached, it includes all the signature touches to complete the style. (Except for the prop weapons. Ye will have to raid our pirate accessories page to stock up on those!) A jabot secures around the neck to look like a ruffled shirt, a faux leather bandolier and boot covers add a rugged touch, and a sash secures around the waist to tie the look together. The heavy woven jacket features screen printed details, brushed silver buttons, and false shirt cuffs attached at the wrist. Simply finish the style by wearing the included hat, and with a red scarf lining and attached feather, this felt hat will make you feel like real captain of the high seas. Keep your men in high spirits (and full of spirits too), and we're sure your mission will be a success. But, you still might want to keep ye olde matches handy...
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?
Lady or Pirate?Disney’s Elizabeth Swann certainly looks like a proper lady when we first meet her. She wears fine dresses, lives in a mansion, has servants waiting on her, and keeps her hair immaculately styled. However, we soon learn that her personality doesn’t necessarily match her appearance. Elizabeth is fascinated with pirates, adventure, and even treasure (of a certain sort).As the series continues, she begins to act less like a lady and more like the Pirate King she becomes. And of course, she wears outfits that are much more appropriate for commanding ships and fighting enemies than dresses with tightly laced corsets!Design & DetailsNow you can shed your fancy dress and become a pirate with this Elizabeth Swann Costume from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean! This costume was designed and Made By Us so you could have a practical and stylish outfit for chasing down treasure.The shirt and vest combo features classic billowy sleeves and brass-colored buttons, with faux suede laces on the back to help you get the right fit. The brown pants complement the rest of the outfit, and the boot covers ensure that you can wear your most comfortable sailing shoes and still have the look of a pirate! We hope you’ll have some grand adventures and maybe even find the treasure you’re looking for when you wear this swashbuckling costume!
He's a Captain!Never forget that he's simply just Jack Sparrow! If you happen to refer to him as just "Jack Sparrow" he'll quickly remind you that it's Captain Jack Sparrow. And he's earned that title! He's traversed dangerous waters, seeking priceless treasures. He's crossed swords with the likes of Davy Jones and Blackbeard. He's even faced off against the deadly Kraken and lived to tell about it. That's why he never lets anyone get away without calling him a captain. Now, you can feel like the legendary pirate captain when you wear this exclusive costume inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean character. This Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume has realistic touches that will have your friends and family immediately referring to you as captain!Design & DetailsThis outstanding ensemble is officially licensed from Pirates of the Caribbean. It comes with everything you need to step into the role of Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow! The costume outfit begins with a pair of pants and lightweight shirt inspired by the ones worn by Jack. The blue vest fits and the long coat fit over the top to capture the look and feel of a real pirate captain. The red headscarf ties around your head. A shoulder belt, a waist belt with a sword holster, and a waist sash are also included to help you make the transformation complete. Just be sure to remind everyone to call you Captain Jack Sparrow when you wear it!
Some girls have that twinkle of adventure in their eyes! They don't want to sit around while the world passes them by—they want to set sail on the high seas to find treasure and thrilling adventures! Now, your little girl will be ready to be your sidekick on your next swashbuckling escapade. This Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume brings the style of a buccaneer in a size that will fit your little one, so she jump into the fun of being a pirate. She may even be ready to take on the role of captain once you have her all geared up in her new pirate outfit!
Cool with the CrewIt's not always easy to rise to the top of the popularity scale on a pirate ship. Pirates are famously ornery. Maybe it's the sun, salt water, or having to eat hard tack for every meal but it doesn't take much to get on their list. You make one too many peg leg jokes and One-legged Jack will have you standing on the plank by the end of the week. But if you're too goody-goody it might be a problem as well. You can't be using a napkin, fork, and knife when you're eating your grease grits and salt pork. But this salty pirate knows how to walk the line. She's sassy with the people that like her to be sassy. She's nice to the cook, polite to the captain. She just knows how to get all her shipmates to like her but you could probably tell that from her outfit, right?Details & DesignThis Made by Us pirate costume is a lot of fun with sassy stripes, elegant flowing sleeves, and just the right amount of ruffles. The featured pants are high waisted to complement your midriff top just right. The high-waisted pants have an elastic waist to help them fit just right. Our designers also created a gold trimmed midriff top with a scooped ruffled blouse neckline. It's paired with faux leather cuffs that fit on your upper arms and are bedecked with gorgeous flowing ivory sleeves. Star on StarboardWant to make your pirate costume as unique as you are? You have so many options when it comes to accessorizing. Keep it tough with an eye patch, sword, or even a few scars. Feel fabulous with jewelry, a scarf, or even a gorgeous feather-trimmed captain's hat. Make it what you want it, this pirate costume commandeer everyone's attention!
Hop on over to the other side of the bar!Had about enough of getting the grog? Yeah, we feel ya. Well, how about a little revolution? Being a tavern girl has been tough enough, and that's not even counting all the times you've been stuck serving the ale while everyone else just gets to enjoy the fun. So, viva la good times!That's right. We think you should speak your mind to the tavern owner, and let him know that it's your turn to have a little fun. Pro tip: dumping a mug full of ale on his head would be an A+ maneuver. Of course, when you're heading out to the other side of the bar, you're going to want to get dressed in your best duds. Because you've got the night off!So, just slip into this Tavern Wench costume. It's a step up from your typical barmaid attire, and has some signature style, too. Perfect for any night of fun in ye olde village, we'll sure you'll love hitting the town in this costume!Design & DetailsThis costume is designed and made right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And, we have no problem admitting that our designers have poured their heart into this authentic and high-quality look. Available in 1X, 2X and 3X, this costume features a corset vest, cream long-sleeved blouse, and a cranberry skirt. Realistic looking details like the textured trim and metal buckles on the vest, and the long, two-layered skirt gives this costume a look that's a tad more ornate than your typical peasant fare.Ren Faire or BustYou might be shopping for Halloween, or maybe you're looking for a classic style for the annual Renaissance Faire, and in either situation, this costume will have you covered. Be sure to check out all of our accessories and props to make sure you get the most out of your costume experience!
AlmostMany have tried. The Navy, Captain Barbarossa, and even the nefarious Davy Jones! All of them remember the day that they almost caught Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. Despite all of their attempts, he always wriggles his way to freedom in a fantastic exit. If you've ever dreamt of narrowly escaping capture from your foes, then perhaps it's time that you jump into the role of the world's most slippery pirate of them!This exclusive Adult Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume helps you look just like the cunning rogue, so can head on adventures of your own. You can make everyone remember the day that they almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!Design & DetailsThis adult costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean series. It takes inspiration from his main outfit and comes with many pieces to help you look the part! The costume outfit starts with a white shirt and a vest. It also comes with a pair of brown pants and a pair of boot covers that fit over your own shoes. The belts and sashes included help give you a bit of swashbuckler style. The finishing piece comes in the form of a red headscarf, which can be tied around your head to provide you with that classic Captain Jack Sparrow appearance! When you have the whole ensemble on, even a nasty Kraken will have a tough time trying to catch you.
Yawrrrrrgg! It looks like it’s a pirate's life for this little one! If she's ready to lift anchor and set sail into the seven seas, the first step will be to get her outfitted like a real buccaneer. So grab her this Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume and your kiddo will be ready for any adventure that comes her way this Halloween.With this spunky, fun costume, she’ll be ready to become the cutest pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. In no time she will have gathered up more treasure than Calico Jack and Blackbeard combined. Her fleet of ships will be the largest the world has ever seen. Her crew will have an unmatched amount of respect for her and an unwavering loyalty. How will all this be possible? Well, when your youngster is dressed up in this adorable Pirate Girl Costume, no one will be able to say no to her. Instead of ruling the seas with fear, she will use her cuteness to reign supreme as a Pirate Queen! Look through our adult and other child pirate costumes, and the whole family can sail around the neighborhood as the friendliest crew of candy-loving pirates for Halloween.Prepare your tiny tyke for the adventure of a lifetime with this Caribbean Pirate Costume! It comes with everything included in the picture, but we would suggest taking a look at our pirate weaponry. Being a pirate is so much more fun when you have a shiny sword to swing around!
We'd be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard's treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.Well... We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You're capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they'll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you'll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.
Did you know the infamous Captain Blackbeard was actually rumored to have lit his own beard on fire in battle? Yup, if true, it was his idea to try to both intimidate his enemies and to make them think that he was a little off his rocker, and according to historical accounts, the tactic was indeed successful.This Pirate Ruffian Beard is styled to look just like a beard that would have been sported by a rough and tumble captain of the high seas, i.e. a pirate just like Captain Blackbeard. With 100 percent synthetic fibers, the strands are jet black, and the faux facial hair prop secures to your head with an elastic band.So, just in case any ideas are fermenting in your brain right now, we have to add that we seriously do not recommend lighting your own beard on fire. Seriously. Especially, and we can't stress this enough, when your beard consists of synthetic fibers! Yes, your own real hair will burn and will probably scald you too, but lighting up synthetic hair will straight up start a four alarm fire. So, to recap, make sure you complete your authentic pirate costume with this beard accessory, but whatever you do, do not try to light it on fire!
Did you ever really consider the full implications of the curiosities of Neverland? In a world where greedy pirates and tribal natives, frolicking faeries and mysterious mermaids, ageless orphans and weird Wendybirds all thrive amidst equally never-ending adventure, we’re gifted with a ton of insight into how the magical qualities of the place function. Flight is a gift that comes from a light and happy heart once blessed by a toss of magical dust from Tinkerbell’s tush, generally offered only to the kids of Peter Pan’s posse. But, is that all it takes? Could mermaids fly if dappled with the dust? Could they still breathe while flying around?These are the thoughts that often plague us as we try desperately to learn everything we can about the mystical land. At least until we manage to land a dose of that pixie dust, that is, but the mere quota that we receive in the office is always dedicated to bolstering the outfits that require just that extra hint of glitter and magic. Fortunately, we do have one other way to answer those questions…And that is where you come in! There is one other bloke in Neverland that has a chance to get the serious intel and you can step right into those shoes with this Deluxe Captain Hook costume. Now, the Neverland pirate isn’t exactly the best buddy of The Pan, but, we’ve got wind that a certain pixie isn’t too fond of the flying guy’s main source of pixie dust. A few carefully placed words or a gesture with a hooked hand is sure to get the juicy details! And, with this red velvet jacket with black trim, faux leather boot covers, and a flawlessly wired tricorn captain hat, you’ll be full on Captain. In case you’re the type to go the full image, feel free to either toss your hand to a passing crocodile or just pick up the Hook Hand if you want to go less gory. Neverland, here we come!
X Marks the SpotListen up, all ye salty dogs and fearless swashbucklers! Long John Silver's treasure map has just been discovered, and it's every freebooter for himself as all pirates in the Spanish Main scramble to decode it and claim the whole haul. Get aboard your ships and set sail for adventure! Ye may encounter devilish creatures like the Kraken and plenty of the King's law-abiding soldiers as ye seek out glory and riches. Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content while wearing an exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Men! A white top with a notched neckline and a jagged hem is just what you need to stay cool in the blazing heat of the tropical sun. An attached black vest with a printed skull and crossbones on the left side adds swagger, as does the black belt tied around the waist. The calf-length pants are striped with red and black, and also have jagged hemlines. Tie the black scarf around your head, and you're ready to go!A Pirate's Life Haven't you ever wished for a life of ease and adventure, full of coconuts on tropical islands, talking parrots, and hair-raising battles filled with brave deeds? Well, thanks to this outfit, you're halfway there! All you'll need to do is supply yourself with your preferred props and head out to steal a ship. A word of advice: When you're in the middle of ship-stealing, don't let the owners know that your weapons are fake. It spoils the look.
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
Hoist the Red FlagWe're taught to hide our dangerous side our whole lives. We all have our flaws. It's only fair if folks know what they're getting into. Letting out your pirate side can be so freeing! Instead of suffering through getting the wrong order in the restaurant and leaving a mean review online, you get to send it back until you get what you ordered (hardtack and anchovy paste?). And when you are getting frustrated by your boss continuously asking you to work late. Leave her with an unforgettable message by swinging from the chandelier and crashing through the window onto the deck of your ship below. And when you're heading out for the evening and someone cuts you off in traffic simply have your date steer your vessel, clench your dirk's blade in your teeth, launch yourself onto the other car, and commandeer it for your fleet. Either your date will see that red flag and run or they'll become intrigued and join your crew. Product Details & DesignThis Made-By-Us pirate costume is sure to make any scallywag feel tough yet fashionable. The faux leather printed jacket will swing with you when you swing from the masts. The light-weight blouse underneath has ruffles around the neckline and a dashing cumberbun sash around the waist. A heavy belt can clasp any prop weapons you choose to carry with you. The look is pulled together with the soft trousers and topped off with a jaunty tri-corn hat. Ready, Set, Row!When it comes to the pirate lifestyle, accessorizing is a whole lot of fun! Polish off your look with a jolly roger necklace. Wrap your hands in rags for climbing the ropes and throw on rings to trade for rum when you're in a tight place. And never forget to layer on the eyeliner. Like how you look? Leave a review of this costume and you'll have a special place in our crew for life!
During the golden age of piracy, pirates had to battle tidal-wave sized krakens, crabs, and octopus if they wanted to get their hands on the dazzling buried treasure. Those who were able to defeat the underwater beasts were honored with special tricorn hats. These highly-coveted prizes feature menacing tentacles and killer suction cups which served as a symbol of bravery. Pirates would wear these octopus pirate hats especially while sailing the stormy seas so they could show their clout to rival buccaneers and dangerous sea monsters who may be waiting to ambush your ships.If you want to give your swashbuckler costume some prestige, you should definitely pair this octopus pirate hat with your rugged look. The sleek black hat looks great with the male or female pirate costume of your choosing. Accessorize the ensemble with a parrot prop, a peg leg, and a pocket full of golden doubloons! Wear your octopus hat with pride!
Serious Pirate SwaggerWho knows how to make scurvy sea scum walk the plank like no other? The nefarious pirate maiden, that's who! She's tough, she's fierce, and hey, she's also a skilled swordsman. She's not what you'd typically expect from a pirate maiden. And, now, you can get become her with this costume. With off the shoulder styling and yo-ho-ho pirate stripes, it has the style that will let you sail the high seas with serious pirate swagger!Product DetailsThis costume is designed as a one-piece dress that gives the combination look of a blouse, corset, and skirt. The jagged hem on the skirt is a classic touch of pirate style and it features self-ties for a fitted look. The attached white blouse with off-the-shoulder sleeves features elastic fit in the off-the-shoulder neckline and sleeve cuffs. The velvet-like black vest is attached to the dress, with laces and gold accents. Made of a polyester/cotton blend, this costume is an iconic and fun choice for any costume party!Set Sail with your entire pirate crewSure, you could head out to the party as the rogue pirate maiden, but, we're guessing you'll be able to blunder even more booty with a complete pirate crew. And we've got costumes to outfit your entire gang! We've got costumes for captains, corsairs, buccaneers, something unique for each and every member of your swashbuckling squad. Be sure to shop all of our pirate costumes to see the top styles available!
He's a CaptainDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow is a man who craves freedom! He wants to sail to faraway lands whenever he feels like it. He wants to chase after priceless treasures on a whim. He wants to have his rum and live a life of skullduggery… and that's probably why he's resigned himself to living the life of a pirate.Pirates live on the outskirts of the law and they play by their own rules. If you're ready to play by your own rules, then you may be ready to step into the shoes of Captain Jack Sparrow with this officially licensed costume.Design & DetailsThis Adult Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume comes with all of the pieces you need to become the legendary pirate. The costume begins with a shirt with an attached vest. The coat is designed to look like the one worn by Jack in the movies and fits over the shirt to give you an authentic pirate style. The belt and fabric sash fit around the waist. The boot tops fit over most pairs of shoes, so you can wear them with your most comfortable pair of boots. The costume also comes with a red headscarf and a pirate hat to help you feel like a true captain. The only thing missing from this costume is your own pirate ship to sail you to new adventures!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...Well, okay, maybe not a pirate's life. Pirates were notorious for bad hygiene, gross teeth, and bad diets (scurvy was a vitamin deficiency you know). So if we were to poll the office, most probably wouldn't agree to completely living a pirate's life. But a temporary holiday into a life of plundering, pillaging, and drink? That we can get down with. And not only do we approve of the occasional piratical act, we most certainly approve of pirate wear. We're talking puffy shirts and fancy vests, colorful scarves and scraps, corsets and grand pirate coats. Don't forget bandannas, mismatched jewelry, and bodacious hats. You can't go wrong dressing as a pirate. Seriously. You could collect random items of clothing and jewelry, put them on, and as soon as you start swaggering around, you'd be accepted into the crew.Of course some pirate wear seems a bit more piratical than others. For instance our Plus Size Pirate Costume. With ruffled sleeves, black skirt, and torn red-and-black-striped skirt overlay, you'll look right at home among our pirates and privateers. This outfit even includes the lace-up vest and striped headband. Just bedeck yourself in jewels, find yourself a weapon, and you'll be ready to hit the high-seas! ... or just commandeer the party. Whichever comes first.
Curse Peter Pan! That little flying nuisance has no respect for an honest pirate. After tricking the crocodile into chomping down your hand and leaving you with a hook, you've vowed to have his blood! (Although the hook looks kind of cool and certainly does terrify your crew. But he doesn't need to know that.) Product Details Become the most famous pirate in the world with this Hat for Captain Hook! Besides his hook, the captain is really well known for his great sense of style, especially his lid. This red hat has a stylishly curved brim and is decorated with an oversized white faux fur "feather." It's great for flourishing dramatically right before you fire a pistol at an underperforming crew member. Neverland Nuisance That's Pan, of course, not you. You're going to rule this island someday as long as you can get rid him. You decide to trick Pan into fighting you and then you'll pull an underhanded move and catch him in a man trap! It'll be great. You're even wearing your lucky hat so that everything will go well. You feel so good that you forgot that it's really hard to trap a kid who can fly...
Treasured MemoryAll pirates know the thrill of the hunt when they are out looking for gold, jewels, and all the treasures of the sea. Whether fending off attacks to their vessels, or attacking the scurvy dogs on the other vessels, they know that each pirate is part of a brotherhood. They are all connected by one thing more than any other: the lust for treasure and the love of gold!But that is not the only thing of value to pirates! Doubloons and damsels are all well and good, but every pirate captain also knows that there is one true treasure above all others. Even more valuable than all the gold in the world is that camaraderie that he shares with his crew and all his mates. You might say that the true treasure is the friends you find along the way.Avast Ye, Candy!Whether going to raid plantations for their candy stores, or just making the rounds across the Caribbean with his loyal ship of mates who would never maroon him, your child will love this Cap’n Shorty Toddler Pirate Costume. The coat with its attached belt, kerchief, and vest all scream “Pirate”, just as the skull and crossbones and classic pirate’s bicorn hat do as well.Pirates, Buccaneers, and ScoundrelsIf your child wants to dress up like a pirate, then this is the costume for them. It has all the great details that will make them excited to get into the pirate’s life, and they will be excited to plunder the neighborhood of candy when they wear it!
Transform into a famous pirate with this Kids Captain Meyer Pirate Hat! That's right, with a hat like this your little one will have the privilege of choosing which blood-thirsty pirate he wants to imitate! They say that pirates don't follow a hook, or a shiny sword... what they'll really follow against all odds is a gorgeous new hat!
Girl on the High SeasSome say that the high seas is no place for a girl. They say it's bad luck for girls to be on a pirate ship. But they're wrong (as they often are). Your little lady has everything it takes to lead a crew of brazen buccaneers. Whether she's fighting deadly Kraken, plundering the vast treasures of the seven seas, or commanding her crew as the undisputed captain, your girl is capable of it all! All your girl needs is an outfit that will help her take command of the ship. This Girls High Seas Captain Costume is perfect for the job!Product DetailsThis kid's Pirate costume starts with a pullover tank top with a black and white striped pattern. The frock coat fits over the shirt and has gold braid trim, the perfect accent for any flashy pirate captain. The cuffs are turned up for a rebellious attitude and the false pocket flaps add extra realism to the look. The hat is made out of faux suede material and has foam backing to help it keep its shape. Of course, no pirate captain can head out on an adventure without a parrot friend! This pirate costume comes with a molded vinyl parrot prop, which attaches to the shoulder of the jacket. Put it all together and you have a look that's perfect for any young swashbuckler!
Dressed to ImpressArrr, matey! It's the pirate's life for us! What they don't tell you about the pirate life, though, is that besides the wave-tossed seas and scurvy-ridden crewmates, you have to go several months between barber appointments. Is it any wonder that most pirates' hair is long and tangled? Fortunately, you have a marvelous head of curls and you understand the importance of appearance when it comes to pirating. Seeing your glorious locks, your victims always surrender immediately. Surely, they think, someone with such magnificent hair is worthy of pillaging our gold! Product DetailsEven Captain Hook can't compete with this marvelous, exclusive Short Curly Kid's Pirate Wig. Sail the Seven Seas with pride while wearing your dashing wig complete with luxurious dark faux hair. The salt spray will never make the curls frizzy, and thanks to its snug, comfortable fit, even the fiercest of mock battles will never shake it loose from your head (although a few bobby pins wouldn't hurt). Shiver Me Timbers! You'll be pillaging candy right and left this Halloween, thanks to your amazing wig! Remember to share equally with your crewmates - generous captains never get marooned!
When infamous pirate Captain Barbossa became a privateer in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he did more than just get a new ship. He got a new hat! Working for the Royal Navy under King George II will do that for a guy.Well, we're sure you know full well that it's time for another spin through the Seven Seas, and you know that this iconic character is back for another Pirates of the Caribbean, this time in Dead Men Tell No Tales. And if you're thinking about becoming the peg leg captain dead set on revenge, well, you're going to need a sweet hat too!If that happens to be the case, look no further than this Barbossa Adult Pirate Hat. This style is a holdover from his days as a privateer, but it's still a distinguished look for any man of the sea. Be you a pirate, a privateer, or even...a dead man. Get this detailed hat to complete your costume look, and you'll be ready to set sail!
Behind the weathered eyes and hooked prosthetic hands of every scurvy dog and crusty old salt there lives a dashing young buccaneer with a smashing set of slick black ringlets and all of his appendages intact. That's how every privateer looks the first time he takes to the sea, and it's probably how he'd want to be remembered, unless he wound up with a really cool jewel-encrusted peg leg later on!So we've created this dashing Captain Hook Costume Wig to commemorate the halcyon days of a pirate's youth, before some accursed crocodile or wayward cutlass robbed him of his fresh face and 'extra' limbs. He cuts quite a figure, doesn't he? If those dark curls were just a little more orderly, he could probably pass for an officer in the Royal Navy. But that hint of chaos (and the faint scent of spiced rum) lets everyone know that he's a bit of a loose cannon!
No Beard NeededEveryone always talks about the Red Beards and Black Beards of the seas. Well, what about the Turquoise Blouses or the Purple Skirts? Not all pirates were dirty bearded men. Some of them were strong, independent women! Now, it's your turn to represent the swashbuckling ladies that sailed the seven seas. Adventure was never meant to be exclusively for the boys!Go out this Halloween dressed up in this Kid's Deluxe Purple Pirate Costume. You'll be more than ready to go plundering all around town. Collect enough candy to fill a treasure chest! However, instead of burying it, try enjoying it.We don't know why those pirates all felt the need to bury their treasure. They'd always end up losing it. Then, rather than getting to enjoy their riches, they'd spend half a lifetime trying to find it again... leave it to the boys to come up with that bright idea.Product DetailsThis ensemble comes from our exclusive Made By Us collection. It is the perfect blend of elegance and danger and gives you everything needed to become the fiercest pirate in the sea. The dress is the first part of your transformation. It is designed with a cross-laced bodice. The color combination is what truly makes this dress fierce. It features combinations of gold and purple on the vest as well as the skirt.Lastly, the accessory that is included with the highly detailed and decorated dress is a pirate hat. It is made of the same fabric as the bodice, and backed with foam to hold its shape even through the wildest of waves and winds. Wherever you sail, people will know to run with fear as soon as they see your dreaded purple hat!
Ahoy there, matey! Is it wild adventures on the high seas that you seek? Are your land lubber legs itching to step aboard a mighty vessel destined for treasures and untamed landscapes? Do you look really good in a bandana and an eye-patch? Well then, perhaps it's about time you dropped that smartphone of yours and picked up a sword to become scurvy pirate of the seas! Okay, so maybe it's okay if you keep your smartphone, but if you want to make it as a swashbuckling sea dog, then you'd better bring this Golden Pirate Cutlass along for the journey.Modeled after the deadly weapons wielded by buccaneers of an age long ago, this toy Pirate Cutlass is molded to add a fierce look to your costume experience. With an gold paint-scheme that gives it the look of a captain's treasure, this sword will have you feeling like the top dog in no time! Of course, this thing is made of plastic, so don't go starting fights with any real pirates.
Green and GrumpyThis parrot is very grumpy. Why is he so grumpy? Because he has been sitting at the pet store for 27 years. He’s watched young pups and kittens come and go. Boa constrictors and ferrets have lingered for only a few days each. Even the bottom-feeding fish have been hard to keep around, but this old grump has only been up for adoption once. That fell through thanks to a couple of unsavory phrases that he squawked at the very wrong moment.The pet store employees have started their own Charm School for the grumpy Gus, and it seems to be having an effect. But after 27 years, it seems the only way he’s going anywhere is if a pirate walks through the front door.Product DetailsTrust us, despite his grumpy look, he really is a nice parrot. He loves to ride on shoulders. And since he weighs about as much as a latex glove, it’s like he isn’t even there. And he holds on tight, like a binder clip, so you’d be free to move around even if he followed you everywhere. Plus, he is quite beautiful with his lime-green feathers and yellow beak. We’d even miss him a bit if you decided to give him a good home.Quiet CharmLet’s clear up one extra thing: he’s almost always quiet. A couple squeaks every now and then, but after a couple of Parrot Charm School lessons, he’s really cleaned up his language. We’re certain he’d make a perfect Parrot Shoulder Buddy for any occasion!
What's the one thing worse than being attacked by pirates when you're out on the high seas? Besides running out of rum, of course? For our money, it doesn't get any worse than being attacked by rogue pirates! When you show up to the party in this Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume, you'll shiver everyone's timbers!For one to become a rogue pirate, does that mean he's a pirate that doesn't play nice with others and can't manage to stay on a crew, or does he need to be such a good pirate that no other crew can keep up with him? Maybe it's a combination of both, because a really good pirate would probably want to be a captain and lead a crew to increase their plunder, but if he doesn't get along with others, then not even the saltiest sea dogs would want to follow his orders. It would take a very skilled and ruthless buccaneer to go rogue and terrorize the Caribbean on his own. And quite the fearless one, too...But, that just means you get to keep all the treasure you find for yourself, and you can dress in menacing costumes like this! The battle-worn outfit includes a leather-like vest and striped trousers, which look very sinister when combined with the matching head tie and black vinyl accessories. Add a fearsome pirate sword and an eye patch if it suits you, but when you already look this ruthless, you may not even need them to win your battles!
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.
Treasure or BustDoes it seem like your innocent little girl might have a secret? Does she snap her notebook shut whenever you glance over her shoulder? Or maybe she heads out on mysterious bike rides after stashing a garden trowel in her bag. If any of these things are true then your child might be in pursuit of pirate treasure. Now, there are certain ways to help her out. You could give her a metal detector for her next birthday. Or you could take her to the local library and help her find reading materials on historical pirates in your area. And finally, you could inspire her to have treasure finding success when you rock this adventurous pirate costume!Details & DesignYour treasure savvy kiddo will love rocking this tough pirate costume! As this costume is Made by Us, the style stands out while the costume's high-quality lets your kid play pretend in this costume after trick-or-treating is over. It features a long pirate jacket that has a unique nautical trim and Jolly Rogers on the front. A lace-up shirt tucks into the high-waisted silky vertically striped pants. The look is cinched in with a red sash and is topped off with a dramatic captain's brim and a red scarf. Pair this costume with tall boots to make your kid's look complete. Grifting and DriftingThink your kiddo is ready to set sail? We think this Halloween is going to be a pretty grand adventure. And this costume is high-quality enough that your kid can wear this to play pretend or celebrate at pirate-themed birthday parties. Customize this look with anything from eye patches to swords and gold teeth. Just make sure that you keep an eye on your valuables or they might end up buried in a chest in the back yard!
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of BRAINNNNNNNSWhen that black sail appears on the horizon, you'd better hope that it's Blackbeard! Believe us, the alternative is worse. You'd think that no merchant sailor would be happy to see the diabolical Edward Teach, but lately there have been rumors floating across the Spanish main about a ship full of pirates who are hungry for something very specific... and very messy!Product DetailsTerrorize the seven seas when you wear your exclusive Zombie Pirate Costume for Kids! The outfit's sleeveless shirt fastens at the back of the neck and is printed with details of bloodstains and exposed ribs. It looks perfectly creepy under the red jacket with its slashed hems and matching bloodstains. The pants add to the gore factor with printed graphics of exposed muscle. The pirate look is reinforced with the faux leather boot covers. The foam-backed hat is printed with a skull and crossbones images as well as additional faux bloodstains. Terror beneath the Topsail No one knows how it happened. Some say that the pirates stole an ancient, arcane artifact. Others say that they dug up another pirate's treasure and invoked an ancientcurse. Whatever happened, it's best to stay off of the high seas as much as you can. Don't travel if you can help it, and definitely don't transport any gold, silver, or jewels. The terrifying buccaneers will steal it all, which will make them work up an appetite, and then they'll keep you for dessert!
For the Love of TreasureSome girls can’t get enough of treasure. They dream of chests filled to the brim with gold doubloons, rubies and strings of valuable pearls. Of course, when the treasure is that tempting, then chasing after it won’t be without danger. A girl might have to sail the seven seas and fight her way through a crew of swashbuckling scoundrels to claim the treasure for her own. She might have to gather a crew of ragtag buccaneers of her own. She might even have to commandeer a ship to use on her travels. But she’s definitely going to need an outfit that will match her hunger for adventure!Product DetailsWell, now your little girl can gear up for her pirate adventure with this Rebel Pirate costume for girls. The costume brings a modern twist to the classic pirate look. It comes with striped pants and a matching black top. The costume has various skull decorations through to help give your child the kind of intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of her enemies. Once she has it on, she’ll be ready to command her own crew of scurvy dogs in search of treasure.Pirate PonderingsOf course, you’d better teach her all about fencing and the rogue lifestyle before you send her off to sail the seven seas, since there’s going to be a lot of competition to find that pirate treasure! Make sure to add one of our pirate swords to your order—she’s going to need it if she wants to fight her way to victory.
Call Him CaptainDoes your child hunger for high adventure? Do they want to lead their very own crew of swashbucklers to magical treasures, while narrowly escaping dangerous foes? Do they desire the thrills of a pirate's life? Then maybe it's time for you to officially grant them the title of "captain" with this Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean costume, which is officially licensed from the movies. This exclusive Kid's Captain Jack Sparrow will have your child ready to take on the role of the high seas' most notorious pirate captain!Design & DetailsInspired by the clothes worn by Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow, this costume comes with everything your child needs to achieve his iconic look. The costume begins with a white, broadcloth shirt with a loose fit. The blue vest fits over top and features metallic-colored buttons in the front. The brown pants have a linen-like construction and add a realistic touch to the outfit. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around the waist, and the included faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of brown shoes. The red bandana has printed details and fits around your child's head to tie the whole look together. When your child has it all on, you'll be ready to promote him to the rank of "captain" on your next journey!
Product DetailsWe know Hook's hot-headedness was part of his personality but we can't help but believe that if a women had his place on the ship she would have handled things differently, other than his red velvet ensemble that is. How could you say no to a rich red velvet coat and an oversized hat with white feathers?Honestly, if Hook had been a lady the pirate captain's conflict with the mischievous Peter Pan probably would have been cut short. After all, we all know that Peter Pan is the kind of little boy who can't stand to be ignored. If the female version of Captain Hook had simply given him a cold stare, lifted one eyebrow and went to ignore his antics as she plotted the crew's next voyage in her cabin Peter would have left them alone to go bother someone else in no time. Then Hook would have still had a hand and the pirate crew wouldn't have been stuck in Never Neverland, endlessly pursuing the flying wonder child! And the crocodile? It wouldn't take long before Miss. Hook was wearing a pair of striking crocodile skin shoes.You'll be ready to show those lost boys that they'd better stay in the forest in this striking ensemble. The coat is dramatic with gold piping and a belt to accentuate the waist. With boot covers, a dashing cravat, and the red and gold hat with white feathers you'll be instantly recognizable as the nefarious pirate captain, simply add the hook to make the look complete. It's about time Never Never Land had a lady in charge!
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
There's a Mixed Drink on the Horizon! Avast, ye swabs and scurvy dogs! Look alive as you hoist the mainsail, swab the decks, and do other nautical-sounding stuff! The breeze is fair across the waves and will sail us quickly into the harbor of the tropical island paradise on the horizon. There we'll be able to take up honest pirating once again: and by that, we mean spending our ill-gotten doubloons to celebrate with delicious drinks topped with little paper umbrellas. Product DetailsWant an outfit that looks dashing, dangerous, and ready to party? You need this exclusive Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume includes a long red poplin top that's designed to look like a nautical jacket. It's decorated with gold trim along the center front and around its turned-up sleeve cuffs, which are also sewn with white chiffon ruffles. The matching chiffon jabot can be fastened around your neck. Two faux leather belts with gold-tone buckles secure around your waist. The foam-backed tricorn hat looks extra awesome when worn over the triangular chiffon scarf. A Pirate's Life Being the swashbuckling pirate captain isn't all Hurricanes in tall, frosty glasses, you know. It's also full of important duties, like provisioning the ship for the next long voyage through the Spanish Main. You have to calculate how well the supplies held out on your last trip and plan accordingly. For instance, when you sail out again, you'll probably need fifteen casks of rum instead of five. Thirsty pirates get cranky, after all. You can leave some of the gunpowder behind to make room - it's not as important.
Hand over Your Rattles! There's a new threat to honest merchants, and it sails aboard a ship that flies the Jolly Roger. Until now, the world has trembled with dread at tales of Blackbeard and his fearsome crew, or Henry Morgan and his dastardly deeds, but let us tell you that they pale in comparison to the new buccaneer. Why? Because the pint-sized pirate is so cute that you'll gladly give up all of your treasure without even putting up a fight! Product DetailsYour baby will be the sweetest scurvy scallywag ever to sail the seas, thanks to this exclusive Swashbuckler Pirate Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit's top has a cold-shoulder design with red-and-black-striped straps and a wide, off-the-shoulder ruffle edged with red stitching. The pants portion has printed red and black stripes, and is super comfortable for wearing on a sea voyage or a trip in the stroller. The black belt secures behind the waist and features a foam backed gold-tone buckle as well as a fabric sword. A black felt eye patch with a printed skull and crossed swords looks too cute for words when paired with the bow-bedecked headband. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkWeigh anchor, because this little pirate is about to embark upon her first Halloween adventure! You have to come too, as the trusted first mate, so you may want to find a pirate ensemble of your own. Your job description involves making sure that the captain always has a clean diaper, a teething toy, and a pacifier for nap time. In between battles with the Royal Navy, the fearsome scallywag will also want some snuggles.
Urgent notice! The Pirate King has sent out pigeons throughout all the seas to bring notice to all sailing pirates everywhere. What’s the problem!? Mermaids! They’ve got ballistic with jealousy. After years of watching we surface folk dancing and jumping, running and kicking? They have had it and began stealing away the best and most rugged of boots from pirates everywhere. Raiding, pillaging, smuggling, looting, and even drinking all require the proper equipment! How can anyone stomp on the deck with the proper profound thump if you’re barefoot!? Now, diving into the ocean to retrieve the stolen leathers from a bunch of merfolk is not the best idea. (The leather would be ruined, anyway!) So, we have secondary plans, but we must work quickly! We’re shipping out replacement Men’s Brown Buckle Pirate Boots for those who can act quickly. These brown knee high boots are astoundingly comfortable and available in many sizes, all with a 1 inch heel and a side zipper. Two faux buckles decorate the ankle and arch and the folded flap provide the iconic style of pirates everywhere. Beware, though. The mermaids are watching!
The Black Pearl AwaitsIt requires courage. It requires a taste for adventure. It requires skill with both sword and wit. Yes, to be captain of the Black Pearl, you must be a pirate of the highest caliber, like the one and only Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. He's sailed that ship through some of the most dangerous seas in the world and he'll keep doing it if there's a new adventure to be had!Do you thirst for adventure? Do you want a ship of your own to command? Well then, it's about time that you got the proper look of the world's most infamous pirate with this Plus Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume.Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. It goes to great lengths to capture the style of Captain Jack Sparrow's outfit from the movies. It comes with a simple white shirt and a blue vest that fits with buttons. The long coat, complete with decorative accents on the cuffs and pockets, fits over top. The brown pants fit with buttons and also feature pockets. The costume also comes with a fabric waist sash and faux leather belts, one of which acts as a sword holster. Finally, the ensemble is topped off with a red headscarf. The entire ensemble comes together for a look that's worthy of the most notorious pirate captain on the high seas!
Who'd have thought that your young one would end up leading a life of piracy, and at such a tender age, too? Why, there's no telling what sort of things your toddler will be up to as a pirate! He'll be searching for buried treasure in the backyard, drawing treasure maps with crayons and looting the cookie jar when no one's looking. But sometimes, you just got to let your kid live their dream of being the greatest buccaneer on the high seas. In fact, it's about time you did something to help your child be the best pirate out there!It's time you outfitted your little one like a real buccaneer. After all, if he's going to rise to the rank of captain, then he's going to need a pirate outfit that lets his crew know that he means business. This toddler Pirate Ahoy Matey costume is exactly the kind of outfit he needs. With a white swashbuckler shirt and a red vest with gold edging for added flair, this costume is one part adorable and one part pirate. The bandana has a gold skull emblem on the front to let the crew that he's one tough customer and he's out to get all loot he can get his hands on!Of course, there's nothing stopping you from joining your kid on his high seas adventures. We carry plenty of adult pirate costumes to go along with this toddler one, so you can suit up as your little one's first mate for a spot of treasure hunting!
It's no secret that a pirate costume is always a good choice for any costumed occasion. After all, who wouldn't want to look like they live on the open water, do whatever suits them, and answers to no kings? But, have you ever stopped to think about what kind of pirate to be? We'd have to say this Sexy Spanish Pirate Costume is the perfect swashbuckling ensemble for your Halloween party!To find out why, open your history books to the "Golden Age of Piracy," which is basically where the pop culture idea of pirates comes from. During this period, the Spaniards were the head honchos in the Caribbean, and Spanish galleons (huge, heavy cargo ships) taking treasure back to Spain were some of the hottest targets for pirates (because "treasure"). We know you're still asking why Spanish pirates are such cool pirates to dress as, since it'd be kinda shady of them to plunder their own country's ships. Well, it's because many of them actually attacked other pirates that had stolen treasure from Spanish ships! So, many Spanish buccaneers, like the infamous and wickedly named Amaro Felipe, were actually "pirate-pirates" which make them pretty fearsome!Phew, sorry about the lecture, but we love talking about pirate history, almost as much as you'll love dressing up in this sassy swashbuckler outfit. This bold, ruffled costume comes with almost everything you need to make every other pirate you meet throw down their arms. Just add a pair of fierce buckled boots and a pirate sword, and you'll be the hottest marauder on the Spanish Main!