Men's Rum Captain Costume
1286724989$49.99
There's a Mixed Drink on the Horizon! Avast, ye swabs and scurvy dogs! Look alive as you hoist the mainsail, swab the decks, and do other nautical-sounding stuff! The breeze is fair across the waves and will sail us quickly into the harbor of the tropical island paradise on the horizon. There we'll be able to take up honest pirating once again: and by that, we mean spending our ill-gotten doubloons to celebrate with delicious drinks topped with little paper umbrellas. Product DetailsWant an outfit that looks dashing, dangerous, and ready to party? You need this exclusive Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume includes a long red poplin top that's designed to look like a nautical jacket. It's decorated with gold trim along the center front and around its turned-up sleeve cuffs, which are also sewn with white chiffon ruffles. The matching chiffon jabot can be fastened around your neck. Two faux leather belts with gold-tone buckles secure around your waist. The foam-backed tricorn hat looks extra awesome when worn over the triangular chiffon scarf. A Pirate's Life Being the swashbuckling pirate captain isn't all Hurricanes in tall, frosty glasses, you know. It's also full of important duties, like provisioning the ship for the next long voyage through the Spanish Main. You have to calculate how well the supplies held out on your last trip and plan accordingly. For instance, when you sail out again, you'll probably need fifteen casks of rum instead of five. Thirsty pirates get cranky, after all. You can leave some of the gunpowder behind to make room - it's not as important.
Blackbeard Plus Size Men's Costume
1213247332$119.99
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
Adult's Privateer Pirate Costume
1239392642$49.99
Rowing RogueThis Privateer started from the bottom... and yes, now he's here. When the sea called this pirate's name he was just a grimy little boy. He was hired to herd the ship's rats and swab the deck. It didn't take long before he rose above his station after he organized the ships rats into a choir that sang classic sailor songs and did jigs to accordion music. The captain saw this little boy for the natural leader that he was so he took the kid under his wing. Years went by and the street boy learned how to be a great sailor but he had a wild heart. He couldn't be told what to do. He needed his own ship. So one moonlit night while in port, he and his team of rats snuck over to a shiny new Brigantine and commandeered it. He and his rats were going places and this was just the beginning. Details & DesignThis Privateer costume features a long red jacket with an all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It has wide cuffs that are trimmed with gold brocade ribbon. The same trim falls down the front and frames the false pocket flaps. The outfit has a ruffled cravat to make you extra fancy. The outfit is complete with cropped pants and a hoity-toity brimmed hat with the same scroll pattern as the jacket. Treasure TalesAre you ready to set sail? No need to follow that old treasure map you found in some gross tavern, you've already got a treasure of a costume. You can tweak this costume to suit your personality just right. Pair the hat with a long, curly black wig, an eye patch, and a pirate hook. Choose boots or old fashioned loafers and you'll look right at home aboard a ship. If you're going to go rogue, might as well go rogue in style!
Men's Plus Size Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume
1228414382$169.99
The Black Pearl AwaitsIt requires courage. It requires a taste for adventure. It requires skill with both sword and wit. Yes, to be captain of the Black Pearl, you must be a pirate of the highest caliber, like the one and only Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. He's sailed that ship through some of the most dangerous seas in the world and he'll keep doing it if there's a new adventure to be had!Do you thirst for adventure? Do you want a ship of your own to command? Well then, it's about time that you got the proper look of the world's most infamous pirate with this Plus Authentic Captain Jack Sparrow Costume.Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. It goes to great lengths to capture the style of Captain Jack Sparrow's outfit from the movies. It comes with a simple white shirt and a blue vest that fits with buttons. The long coat, complete with decorative accents on the cuffs and pockets, fits over top. The brown pants fit with buttons and also feature pockets. The costume also comes with a fabric waist sash and faux leather belts, one of which acts as a sword holster. Finally, the ensemble is topped off with a red headscarf. The entire ensemble comes together for a look that's worthy of the most notorious pirate captain on the high seas!
Deluxe Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume for Men
1275167119$99.99
He's a CaptainDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow is a man who craves freedom! He wants to sail to faraway lands whenever he feels like it. He wants to chase after priceless treasures on a whim. He wants to have his rum and live a life of skullduggery… and that's probably why he's resigned himself to living the life of a pirate.Pirates live on the outskirts of the law and they play by their own rules. If you're ready to play by your own rules, then you may be ready to step into the shoes of Captain Jack Sparrow with this officially licensed costume.Design & DetailsThis Adult Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume comes with all of the pieces you need to become the legendary pirate. The costume begins with a shirt with an attached vest. The coat is designed to look like the one worn by Jack in the movies and fits over the shirt to give you an authentic pirate style. The belt and fabric sash fit around the waist. The boot tops fit over most pairs of shoes, so you can wear them with your most comfortable pair of boots. The costume also comes with a red headscarf and a pirate hat to help you feel like a true captain. The only thing missing from this costume is your own pirate ship to sail you to new adventures!
Captain Hook Hat
1290133825$49.99
Curse Peter Pan! That little flying nuisance has no respect for an honest pirate. After tricking the crocodile into chomping down your hand and leaving you with a hook, you've vowed to have his blood! (Although the hook looks kind of cool and certainly does terrify your crew. But he doesn't need to know that.) Product Details Become the most famous pirate in the world with this Hat for Captain Hook! Besides his hook, the captain is really well known for his great sense of style, especially his lid. This red hat has a stylishly curved brim and is decorated with an oversized white faux fur "feather." It's great for flourishing dramatically right before you fire a pistol at an underperforming crew member. Neverland Nuisance That's Pan, of course, not you. You're going to rule this island someday as long as you can get rid him. You decide to trick Pan into fighting you and then you'll pull an underhanded move and catch him in a man trap! It'll be great. You're even wearing your lucky hat so that everything will go well. You feel so good that you forgot that it's really hard to trap a kid who can fly...
Suede Women's Pirate Hat
1279175382$19.99
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
Plus Size Deluxe Captain Hook Costume for Men
1272078551$89.99
Did you ever really consider the full implications of the curiosities of Neverland? In a world where greedy pirates and tribal natives, frolicking faeries and mysterious mermaids, ageless orphans and weird Wendybirds all thrive amidst equally never-ending adventure, we’re gifted with a ton of insight into how the magical qualities of the place function. Flight is a gift that comes from a light and happy heart once blessed by a toss of magical dust from Tinkerbell’s tush, generally offered only to the kids of Peter Pan’s posse. But, is that all it takes? Could mermaids fly if dappled with the dust? Could they still breathe while flying around?These are the thoughts that often plague us as we try desperately to learn everything we can about the mystical land. At least until we manage to land a dose of that pixie dust, that is, but the mere quota that we receive in the office is always dedicated to bolstering the outfits that require just that extra hint of glitter and magic. Fortunately, we do have one other way to answer those questions…And that is where you come in! There is one other bloke in Neverland that has a chance to get the serious intel and you can step right into those shoes with this Deluxe Captain Hook costume. Now, the Neverland pirate isn’t exactly the best buddy of The Pan, but, we’ve got wind that a certain pixie isn’t too fond of the flying guy’s main source of pixie dust. A few carefully placed words or a gesture with a hooked hand is sure to get the juicy details! And, with this red velvet jacket with black trim, faux leather boot covers, and a flawlessly wired tricorn captain hat, you’ll be full on Captain. In case you’re the type to go the full image, feel free to either toss your hand to a passing crocodile or just pick up the Hook Hand if you want to go less gory. Neverland, here we come!
Jack Sparrow Compass
1283101441$24.99
A Captain's CompassEvery pirate captain needs to know how which way to steer their ship. And while most of them use a regular old compass, Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow has something even better! His compass points in the direction of what he wants most—no map or start chart needed!If what you want most is to complete your Jack Sparrow costume, you've already found your way to the right place! Our Jack Sparrow Compass Prop is a faithful replica of the one from the movie, with a faux rawhide cord, a plastic case that opens and closes, and a compass face to guide you in the right direction!
Women's Beautiful Buccaneer Costume
1271740037$39.99
SASSY SASHESDo you know why the horizon at night gleams with a comforting red glow? The reason, according to legend, comes down to the fierce qualities of the Queen of the Sashes. The story goes that a mighty pirate set to the sea to explore every last corner of the world. Each place she visited, she would demand that the inhabitants there offer her the gift of a sash. Those who complied were given treasures and praise, such that they raised up sashes of their own all over their home. Those who refused? Well... let's just stick with happy stories, for now! And, yes, technically, the red glow is due to the diffraction of sunlight and the fact that red waves of light can travel longer and avoid being scattered far off into the atmosphere. But let's stick with the tall tale for now. We're thinking a bright red sash might just add the perfect pop to a classic pirate woman costume, so we did just that when we designed this Women's Beautiful Buccaneer Costume. This style might not turn you into Queen of the Sashes, but we're sure it will make for a memorable Halloween!DESIGN & DETAILS Set sail to glory with this Beautiful Buccaneer costume. This fantastic costume was designed by our own legendary costume design team after they returned from the very same far corners and learned of this sassy sailor. This Made By Us look features a ruffled top with a dark corset and an asymmetrical black skirt with tulle and lace accent. Channel your own Queen of the Sashes style with the dark red bandana and follow that up with two sashes for your waist: one a printed pirate map and the other a matching red, woven fabric. HEADING TO FUNSail the seas, claim the cabin, and master the maps of mysterious places all over the world when you feel fierce and powerful in this unique pirate costume. Sashes-a-plenty and maps galore, you're going to have looks for leagues in this!
Parrot: Shoulder Buddy
1318178740$12.99
Green and GrumpyThis parrot is very grumpy. Why is he so grumpy? Because he has been sitting at the pet store for 27 years. He’s watched young pups and kittens come and go. Boa constrictors and ferrets have lingered for only a few days each. Even the bottom-feeding fish have been hard to keep around, but this old grump has only been up for adoption once. That fell through thanks to a couple of unsavory phrases that he squawked at the very wrong moment.The pet store employees have started their own Charm School for the grumpy Gus, and it seems to be having an effect. But after 27 years, it seems the only way he’s going anywhere is if a pirate walks through the front door.Product DetailsTrust us, despite his grumpy look, he really is a nice parrot. He loves to ride on shoulders. And since he weighs about as much as a latex glove, it’s like he isn’t even there. And he holds on tight, like a binder clip, so you’d be free to move around even if he followed you everywhere. Plus, he is quite beautiful with his lime-green feathers and yellow beak. We’d even miss him a bit if you decided to give him a good home.Quiet CharmLet’s clear up one extra thing: he’s almost always quiet. A couple squeaks every now and then, but after a couple of Parrot Charm School lessons, he’s really cleaned up his language. We’re certain he’d make a perfect Parrot Shoulder Buddy for any occasion!
Girl's Brown Coat Pirate Costume
1312076167$39.99
What will you be when you grow up is the question asked to every young lad and lass and the variety of answers are as many as there are children asked. Your kiddo has had a number of answers over the years. Lawyer, doctor, astronaut, deep-sea diver, foreign spy, housewife, alien bounty hunter… each occupation more dangerous and adventuresome than the previous one given. You’ve attempted to temper her ambitions with calm encouragement, but who can ever prepare for when their young lady says that she is ready to set sail to the vast seas and conquer the lands under her skull and crossbone flag? Indeed, your girl is ready to add her names to the dangerous list of ship-sailing buccaneers in her effort to become the greatest pirate captain in history! Could you be more proud!?Of course, the seven seas are a dangerous place, but what the Black Pearl Orientation doesn’t tell you is just how cold it can get in the late nights when the sea sprites get really active and douse the whole environment with a mist that makes everything near frigid! It’s no doubt time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches, but maybe we should be sure that she’s fully geared up. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Brown Coat Pirate costume. This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The brown faux suede dress with bodice insert gives the perfect period look while also keeping those cold nights at bay. The lacy and ivory layers keeps the look feminine while the matching brown top skirt reminds the crew that this lady is serious and has her eye keenly on her share of the treasure—and maybe some of theirs! Faux suede boot tops with a classic pirate styling flaps over the ankles and the matching belt comes in a variety of sizes to ensure optimal style and comfort. Finish the look with the maroon head scarf with pirate flag design and she’s ready to tackle every threat on the seas.
Kids Crossbones Pirate Boots
1213234466$34.99
Yo Ho Hoedown!There's gotta be something about being on the open sea that has those pirates ready to shake their boots. (And we don't mean being afraid, either!) Not only do you have the sea shanties that can get anyone ready to sing, but the planks of those big boats are just begging for some foot-stomping fun!Of course, if you're going to get your pirate dance on, you better be geared up for the job. That whole "no street shoes on the gym floor" rule is just as important out in the seven seas! (If you don't believe us, just ask Peg-Leg Sam!)Product DetailsFear not, our mateys. We've got your back. Or, rather, we've got your feet thanks to these Crossbones Pirate Boots for Kiddos! These are a pair of costume boots that zip down the side and feature embroidered designs to bring out the very best in pirate style. The classic skull and crossbones design are on the front of each boot flap and textured soles make sure that your tyke will be safe and secure with every step. Pair these with a pirate costume for an awesome adventure.A Skip in Their StepNot every pirate needs to be a spooky, scurvy soul. In fact, when they are equipped with this pair of stylish Crossbones Boots, your lads and lasses will be known for their savage style!
Plus Size Captain Hook Costume for Women
1316564873$59.99
Neverland is ripe for the taking! It’s a paradise that’s loaded with perfect weather and plenty of treasure to be excavated. The only thing you need to worry about is a troublesome child named Peter Pan and his crew of Lost Boys! (You also might need to keep your eyes on any crocodiles that might be lurking in the area.) You’re going to need the kind of profession that keeps those kids in their rightful place, which means you might just need to become a pirate captain to get the treasure all to yourself.Yes, a pirate! That’s the only profession rowdy enough to give Peter Pan a run for his money, so to speak. Of course, you’d better brush up on your proper pirate lingo with phrases like, “shiver me timber!” and “ahoy me hearties!” But you’d also better have the proper attire. After all, no pirate can hold the title of captain without a ravishing outfit that commands respect from other pirates and lets you look ready to set sail.This exclusive Captain Hook costume is a plus size version of our women’s costume and features a look that’s perfect for invading Neverland, or for battling against the Lost Boys. It comes with a royal red jacket, with a classy, white jabot. The black belt fits around the waist and the pirate hat has an extravagant look fit for a pirate captain. The boot tops add the finishing touch to the outfit, making sure that even a lone crocodile won’t want to mess with you!
Plus Size Captain Pirate Women's Costume
1287727160$79.99
The Finest Dressed in the Seven SeasIs a pirate captain really a captain if they don't dress the part? They need to flaunt their authority with grace and fashion sense. Their crew needs to know that they are being led by someone who knows what they are doing. Who would you rather be led by- a buccaneer in some ratty rags soiled by the sea, or an inspiring captain in full naval garb? Pillaging and looting isn't worth much if the gained treasure isn't spent on some lavish personal effects to show you mean business. Now you can take command of your crew and make them give you the respect you deserve when you dress as a well accomplished pirate captain. Product DescriptionTake on all the regalia of a leader with this gold trimmed costume. The two brown belts and white jabot give a bit of extra flair to the look, indicating that you know what fashion is, even out on the high seas. The cape completes the look of an accomplished scallywag. Give it a dramatic spin for pomp wherever your sea legs bring you. A head scarf and hat top everything off and will give you some added height for your crew to look up to!Says Who? Says the Captain!Both seafarers and landlubbers will be in awe of your decorum as you strut into the room (or galley) and give off an inspiring aura. Get your crew together and do whatever you want to do. You're the captain, and what the captain says, goes!
Elizabeth Swann Hat
1280847991$29.99
A Pirate's LifeSometimes when life puts us into an unexpected scenario, we say that we've been "thrown into the deep end." For Disney's Elizabeth Swann, this phrase was literal! Who expects to fall into the ocean, let alone a pirate's life!? Fortunately, Elizabeth was highly suited to the sea and eventually became one of the fiercest pirates of all!Jump into your own adventure with this Elizabeth Swann Hat! Whether you want to complete a cosplay or create your own Caribbean costume, this officially licensed accessory will do the trick. It has wire in the brim, so you can shape it however you like, and the stiff faux suede material will help it stay in place!
Women's Emerald Pirate Costume
1265312857$69.99
Pi-rat CrewStriding along the deck of your new cargo vessel, you have to wonder what kind of captain used to run this boat. Although the wood seems to be in fairly good shape, there are little holes in almost every wall. In addition, you think that you hear a faint squeaking sound carrying over the waters.Finally, you call out to your new crew, demanding that they present themselves presently! Even you are surprised to see the number of Pi-Rats that come streaming out of every hole in the ship. A mighty crew of 100 souls to run your vessel. Well, every pirate starts somewhere, right?Product DetailsFinding out that you misread the job description can be a tough situation, but you will at least be able to show your best face with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume! The awesome details of this dress, hat, and sleeves will be enough to make anyone feel like they own the high seas. The emerald green color is a beautiful, deep hue. You will love the lacy black and gold trim. The asymmetric cut is very sultry, adding a lot of character to an already great costume. The hat has a long feather on top, making your silhouette very pirate-y indeed!Stolen HeartsIf you want to sail the high seas in search of plunder, there is no better way to do it than with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume. You will love stealing hearts and gold bars alike in this awesome costume!
Black Pirate Boots for Women
1213234506$59.99
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
Men's Brown Buckle Pirate Boots
1229874663$69.99
Urgent notice! The Pirate King has sent out pigeons throughout all the seas to bring notice to all sailing pirates everywhere. What’s the problem!? Mermaids! They’ve got ballistic with jealousy. After years of watching we surface folk dancing and jumping, running and kicking? They have had it and began stealing away the best and most rugged of boots from pirates everywhere. Raiding, pillaging, smuggling, looting, and even drinking all require the proper equipment! How can anyone stomp on the deck with the proper profound thump if you’re barefoot!? Now, diving into the ocean to retrieve the stolen leathers from a bunch of merfolk is not the best idea. (The leather would be ruined, anyway!) So, we have secondary plans, but we must work quickly! We’re shipping out replacement Men’s Brown Buckle Pirate Boots for those who can act quickly. These brown knee high boots are astoundingly comfortable and available in many sizes, all with a 1 inch heel and a side zipper. Two faux buckles decorate the ankle and arch and the folded flap provide the iconic style of pirates everywhere. Beware, though. The mermaids are watching!
Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume
1277404133$59.99
That Pirate BizYawr. Pirate Biz. You know what we're talking about. Pillaging, plundering, and raiding the high seas. It might seem like dangerous employment, and, well, it is. But, it's also your opportunity to secure some cold, hard cash. You know...gold doubloons!Sign us up! We're all about that hustle, and if you feel the same way, well, then, we just gotta get you into this Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume. In this stunning costume style, you could either be a brand new pirate recruit, or a seasoned scallywag. And either way, you're gonna be ready to get your plunder on!Design & DetailsThis costume is a brand new style created right here in our own costume studios. And we'll go ahead and say it, our designers just love pirate costumes! So, they went a little above and beyond with this costume, which is why it's a serious upgrade from your typical costume selection.It comes with a dress, scarf, belt, and sash. The dress is styled to look like a blouse top and a red velvet skirt, but it's one piece for simplicity's sake. A wide belt fits around the waist, as does a skull printed sash. And it comes with a headscarf to round out the look. We do have it pictured with some extra accessories, and we'll encourage you to pick up a few of them to enhance the style. Yawr!Costumes from A to ZPirating might not seem like the noblest occupation, but if it's the life for you, we say go for it! Of course, we have plenty of other costume styles, too, so if something a little safer seems more up your alley, that's perfectly a-okay, too. Whatever your inclination this Halloween, make your best choice, and be sure to have a whole lotta fun!
Men's Plus Size First Mate Costume
1271330155$29.99
Second to NoneLet's face it, being the captain of your very own ship comes with a lot of responsibility. And while it's fun to bark out orders, you don't really want the pressure of all that decision-making. You're fine with letting someone else direct your voyage as long as you get to be involved in the adventure. After all, you just like sailing the seas and feeling the salty air on your face.Sounds like you might feel right at home filling the role of first mate! Sure, the outfit might not be quite as fancy as the one the captain gets to wear, but we have to imagine all the fancy frills on that coat really get in the way of climbing the rigging and fighting off mutineers. You prefer the simplicity of some cheerful sailor's garb, and you'll be second to none in this charming costume!Design & DetailsYou'll be ready for adventure on the high seas when you put on this Plus Size First Mate Costume! This exclusive ensemble was designed and Made By Us to keep you looking seaworthy while feeling comfy.The outfit starts with a soft jersey-knit shirt, which features wide blue and white stripes. The hem and sleeve cuffs are cut to imitate the ragged look of sea-worn clothing. The included dark blue shorts have an elastic waistband to ensure they'll fit comfortably, and the maroon headscarf adds a charming final touch to the outfit. You'll feel like the best sailor of all the seven seas when you put on this delightful costume!
Blackbeard Men's Costume
1213247326$109.99
Ruling the high seas? It's certainly not all fun and games. It's a constant battle to make sure your rum supply stays secured while you're away from port, because no pirate want to be sailing the ocean with an empty cup. You also have to worry about ailments like scurvy, ruthless shipmates who will mutiny if you don't secure enough doubloons to fill up their chests, and you also have to deal with just what happens, if, in the heat of battle, you intentionally set your own beard on fire. We hope for your sake there is some ointment on board!Of course, the famed captain of the high seas Blackbeard conquered all these challenges, and more, cause he was a top notch privateer! (And yes, he was known to actually light his own beard on fire to intimidate enemies—that's crazy!) If you'd like to step into the shoes of this historical figure, all you'll have to do is suit up in this top caliber costume. It's made and designed by us here in our costume studios because, like you, we're all about that pirate action every Halloween!Suit up with swagger and get ready to count your bouillons when you go in this exclusive look. Styled as a jacket with a false faux leather vest attached, it includes all the signature touches to complete the style. (Except for the prop weapons. Ye will have to raid our pirate accessories page to stock up on those!) A jabot secures around the neck to look like a ruffled shirt, a faux leather bandolier and boot covers add a rugged touch, and a sash secures around the waist to tie the look together. The heavy woven jacket features screen printed details, brushed silver buttons, and false shirt cuffs attached at the wrist. Simply finish the style by wearing the included hat, and with a red scarf lining and attached feather, this felt hat will make you feel like real captain of the high seas. Keep your men in high spirits (and full of spirits too), and we're sure your mission will be a success. But, you still might want to keep ye olde matches handy...
Infant Captain Cuddlebug Costume
1229720788$29.99
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkIs your little one showing leadership skills at this early age? Does your little one stage hijinks at their daycare? While this tendency might lead to a little bit of trouble every once in a while, we think it would be more fun to simply lean in. Why fight it? Lean in. You could roll into this and create a treasure map to help your kiddo find treasure. What's a treasure to an infant? Well, most babies we know seem to be hunting for remotes, cell phones, and other breakable technology. It's always a challenge to keep these items hidden. So make that treasure map too complicated for even the smartest baby to figure out and easiest enough so you'll be able to find your phone before you leave for work. It's a win-win. Baby learns skills and your phone isn't covered in drool for once! And after a long day of searching for buried technological treasure your kid will be ready to kick back with the maties and knock back a big ol' bottle of milk. Seems like it's the pirate life for your captain, after all!Product DetailsThis baby will easily rule any ship on pure charm when they're rocking this Cuddlebug Captain costume. This costume features a lush jacket that's trimmed with pink braiding. The neck and cuffs are trimmed in white lace, the pink braiding matches the vertical striping in the soft pirate pants. Belted with a soft jolly roger belt, it has just enough edge for those high seas adventures. And to make this baby's captain's status stand out, this costume is topped with a tricorn hat that's trimmed with white lace. Kid with a CrewWant a whole crew this Halloween? You have a lot of options for every member of your family. Young and old, everyone likes a seafaring adventure!
Regal Pirate Lady Costume for Women
1265311805$69.99
Out of all the pirate crews on every ship out on the Seven Seas, you're bound to find salty swashbucklers of every style and fashion. But, only one of them can earn the title of "Best Dressed Pirate" in the fleet. Dress up in this fiercely classy Regal Pirate Lady Costume, and you'll win that honor for sure!Being the best dressed buccaneer doesn't come with any prize money or trophy, or even a commemorative grog mug. They are pirates, after all, and can't spend precious treasure on fashion contests when there are cannonballs to be restocked and sails to replace. But being the chicest, most elegantly dressed raider does come with what is possibly the only thing more valuable in pirate culture than gold. (or even rum) We're talking about bragging rights, and when you're stuck on a galleon in the middle of the ocean with a pack of salty sea dogs, the ability to brag about being the best at something and having it be true can be sweeter than any treasure!Just one look at you strutting around on the top deck in this sassy pirate uniform will clear up any doubts of you being the best dressed outlaw on the high sea. This dashing bright red jacket looks absolutely stunning with its gold braiding and the included white lacy cuffs and jabot, and the elegant black pants will go perfectly with whichever sexy style of boots you add. You'll need an impressive hat to be the best dressed lady in the fleet, but you'd also better have a sword to help defend your title!
Red Skull and Crossbones Pirate Costume Hat
1265312697$19.99
No Quarter GivenAvast, ye lubbers! A fat merchant galleon has just appeared on the horizon! Pass the spyglass- from the looks of her, she's riding low in the water under the weight of her cargo. She's probably got tons of Halloween candy hidden belowdecks. Cannons out and prepare to board! Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content while wearing your Pirate Red Skull and Crossbones Costume Hat! The tricorn-style hat is made out of red faux suede and trimmed with metallic gold edging. Each side is stitched with "x marks the spot" black ribbon and a matching black feather sticks up from the inside of the brim. Yo Ho HoWhat will you do with all of your plundered loot? Will you dig a hole to bury it and make a cursed treasure map of its whereabouts? That would be cool, but candy might not last very long underground. It's better just to enjoy your spoils immediately.
Octopus Pirate Costume Hat
1265953647$29.99
During the golden age of piracy, pirates had to battle tidal-wave sized krakens, crabs, and octopus if they wanted to get their hands on the dazzling buried treasure. Those who were able to defeat the underwater beasts were honored with special tricorn hats. These highly-coveted prizes feature menacing tentacles and killer suction cups which served as a symbol of bravery. Pirates would wear these octopus pirate hats especially while sailing the stormy seas so they could show their clout to rival buccaneers and dangerous sea monsters who may be waiting to ambush your ships.If you want to give your swashbuckler costume some prestige, you should definitely pair this octopus pirate hat with your rugged look. The sleek black hat looks great with the male or female pirate costume of your choosing. Accessorize the ensemble with a parrot prop, a peg leg, and a pocket full of golden doubloons! Wear your octopus hat with pride!
Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume
1312076171$34.99
Some girls have that twinkle of adventure in their eyes! They don't want to sit around while the world passes them by—they want to set sail on the high seas to find treasure and thrilling adventures! Now, your little girl will be ready to be your sidekick on your next swashbuckling escapade. This Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume brings the style of a buccaneer in a size that will fit your little one, so she jump into the fun of being a pirate. She may even be ready to take on the role of captain once you have her all geared up in her new pirate outfit!
Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume for Men
1285748356$99.99
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of...What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella. Hey, he earned it. Product DetailsHow do you fit 15 men on a dead man's chest? Beats us, but maybe you'll learn the secret when you wear this Plus Size Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Costume! The exclusive outfit includes a red coat with gold trim. White ruffles are sewn to the sleeves to match the white cravat. A blue cape swishes behind you as you stride the deck and matches the blue pants. Two wide brown belts can be strapped across your waist and chest. A red tricorn tops it off! The Spanish Main Is Calling It's the pirate's life for you! Putting on this costume turns you into a daring adventurer with a ship and a crew and a mind to seek your fortune. It's too bad that this way of getting rich quick is pretty frowned upon now. Can you imagine being a millionaire who made his money by telling other millionaires to cough up some dough if they didn't want to walk the plank? Wild.
Ghost Pirate Costume
1316136660$69.99
Terror of the SeasBringing the ship in line with your cannons, you were shocked to see that there was almost no one on the deck of their ship. There should have been hundreds of people out there, but there was, at most, half of what there should have been.It just didn’t make sense! No one would take a ship that beautiful out with such a small number of hands to run it. That’s when you noticed it: This was no normal ship. They were running on a skeleton crew!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Swashbuckling Ghost Pirate Costume. The included jacket, vest, pants, mask, gloves, and hat are all that you will need to transform yourself into the deadliest and deadest pirate to sail the seven seas. The details of the costume are all perfect, from the silver buttons and skeletal features to the classic tricorne and mottled clothing. You will look like the undead horror you know you are inside when you strap on this convincing and cool pirate costume. Plus, you will be dead already, so you won’t have to fear serpents, battleships, or krakens!Gutless PirateIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you tell everyone that the secret to life as a skeletal, undead horror is getting plenty of calcium!
Deluxe Pirate Captain Costume for Men
1316136584$69.99
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong age? You should be out there commanding a crew of scurvy swashbucklers on the high seas. You should be getting into intense sword battles with ferocious foes, while finding treasure chest filled with gold doubloons. You should have the wind rippling through your hair as you take the helm of your ship, guiding your crew into high adventure. But, alas, you're stuck here in the 21st century, where adventure like that occur mostly on the silver screen and the only way to get your hands on some gold doubloons requires a lot of searching on the internet. Of course, you could change all of that and it starts with the right wardrobe!And wouldn't it come in handy if the law of the high seas was back in place in the real world? That guy at work keeps forgetting to copy you on those important emails? Make him walk the plank! Someone cuts you off in the grocery store parking lot? Make them walk the plank! Your kids don't get up to greet you when you get home from work? Make them walk the plank! That might be a bit too much walking the plank, but you get what we're saying, right? The world doesn't have enough planks these days! Or doubloons, for that matter! What we wouldn't give for a hefty bag of doubloons once in a while. Gather them all into a chest, bury it somewhere, boom! You've got yourself some pirate treasure. As long as you don't lose a hand to a shark, or you aren't killed by a cannonball, or you don't get scurvy, pirate life ain't that bad!
Captain Meyer Pirate Hat
1275494514$19.99
We're not really sure why pirates always get called swashbuckling. That's partly because we don't know what the word swashbuckling means, and partly because we think one of the defining features of a classic pirate costume is a classic piece of headgear, like our exclusive Captain Meyer Pirate Hat. Okay, okay! We'll look it up. It says here that swashbuckling is a compound word that's part reckless sword-waving and part carrying a small, round shield. But any knavish halfwit can waggle a sword about like a ninny! It takes a pretty smooth sailor to make it as a pirate, and the sharpest among them couldn't care less about a silly little shield. They're all too busy admiring the look of this Captain Meyer Pirate Hat, which their instinctive pirate shrewdness led them to purchase. They know that these detailed hats, designed and made by yours truly, are a real barrrgain!
Lady Buccaneer Black Hat Costume Accessory
1281352628$19.99
You know what they say: a pirate is only as fierce as her hat! It may not be a very well known saying, and we can even think of a couple pretty ferocious swashbucklers that don't wear hats at all. But, you can bet if they did, their headgear would be amazing! And besides just adding to your intimidating reputation, the right hat is also a great way to show off your sense of seafaring fashion to the other pirates.Whatever type of pirate costume you like wearing while you party, adding this Lady Buccaneer Black Hat will make you a truly glamorous scourge of the high seas! The tall brimmed bicorne cap gives you the look of a masterful pirate ship captain, and the lacy and colorful ribbon trim show that you're as skilled with your style as you are with your sword!
Plus Size White Peasant Shirt for Men
1213242336$34.99
So, you’re back in medieval times walking down a dirt road from one village to the next, just minding your own business. Then you overhear a perfectly normal conversation between two travelers about a mighty knight slaying a devilish dragon. The story abruptly stops and you notice them with looks of horror upon their faces. They seem to be staring right at your torso, you look down and you see your favorite graphic tee or casual button-up. Next thing you know you’re being burnt at a stake and accused of witchcraft.Now that whole situation could have been completely avoided if you happened to be wearing one of our White Peasant Shirts! So if you should ever happen to find yourself thrown back in time to the medieval ages have one of these bad boys handy and you'll be good to go. This amazing, loose-fitting attire will even help you blend in at any Renaissance festivals you plan on attending. Also, you can use this old-timey shirt to complete a number of costumes for Halloween, such as a fierce pirate or a flirtatious bard costume!
Infant Pirate Costume
1267843851$9.99
Tiny Terror By Edward Teach's smoking beard! You've run afoul of the most ruthless pirate ever to sail the Seven Seas! Don't be fooled by his small size, or by his sweet smiles and gurgles. This pirate is not to be taken lightly. Unlike the cutlasses and cannons of his pirate brethren, he has an entirely different (and much more deadly) set of weapons in his arsenal. Try to fight it all you want: He's still going to steal your heart and hold it hostage. On the plus side, you won't mind at all. Product DetailsThis Halloween, dress your swashbuckling sweetie in an exclusive Pirate Costume for Infants! The outfit includes a white pullover shirt with a notched neckline, elastic sleeve cuffs, and a jagged hemline. The black vest panels are sewn onto the top, and the left side is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. The black and red pants have an elastic waistband and jagged cuffs. A long waist sash can be tied as desired, as can the matching black scarf. Take No QuarterAs mentioned before, this pirate has entirely different methods of attack. No gunpowder or grappling hooks necessary: Instead, he'll fuss for you to pick him up and then give you his patented Totally Adorable expression. He'll try to gum your phone and anything else you leave lying around, because as any pirate knows, anything that he wants should automatically belong to him. He doesn't need to visit the Caribbean to be the cutest scallywag ever!
Plus Size Pirate Flag Captain Men's Costume
1272333015$69.99
The pirate’s life seems quite glamorous in all the books, video games and movies we’ve seen. They’re always riding on a mighty ship, flying the Jolly Roger and stealing valuable treasures from dangerous foes. They’re always swinging from the mast and clashing swords with other scoundrels of the sea. They’re always pretty chipper too, since they’re drinking copious amounts of rum and singing songs with their chums. Of course, real pirate life was a little less romantic.Being a REAL pirate back in those days meant a life full of hard work and constant danger. It usually meant staving off scurvy by eating lemons and slurping down less-than-clean drinking water. It meant swabbing the deck in the hot sun until your arms feel like they’re going to fall off. Then, after all that, you have to fight a gang of sailors who are just as angry and tired as you are, just to get your hands on a few chests full of tobacco. Just be glad that now, you can pretend to be one of those awesome pirates that you’ve read in books instead of a real one!This Pirate Flag Captain costume helps you transform into one of the deadliest men on the high seas and you never have to eat a lemon or fight an angry sailor to get it! This exclusive costume was designed by our expert costume designers and mixes the classic style of pirates of the golden age with a new modern spin. It comes with a shirt, pants, a scarf and 2 belts. Of course, the best part about this costume is a coat, which has a skull designed right into the side to help intimidate your foes before you even draw your cutlass!
Men's Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume
1275042783$119.99
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
Deluxe Kids Pirate Boot Tops
1274152738$14.99
Being a pirate shoemaker has to be a frustrating job. You put all of your time and energy into crafting a pair of stylish, handmade boots specially designed for navigating slick decks and trudging across sandy beaches, and then what fashion trend comes along? Peg legs! Sure, the pirates still have need of your services, but they’re only buying half as much merchandise, which is to say nothing of the annoyance you feel when you think about how many of your beautiful boots have wound up on the bottom of the ocean, or in the belly of a shark, or in the hull of a sunken ship. These boots are made as pairs and it just seems a shame to swap one out for a boring old peg.Ah well, at least there are still some pirates out there who appreciate the shoemaker’s trade, like whoever winds up hitting the high seas in this snappy pair of black vinyl boots. Featuring multiple gold buttons for that seafaring flair, this flashy footwear laces up to just below the knee, perfect for the added protection a true rogue needs, or for just looking sharp at your next costume party. Just please make an old cobbler’s day and promise you’ll do your best not to come home with one boot and a peg leg.
Men's Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume
1316791904$54.99
What's the one thing worse than being attacked by pirates when you're out on the high seas? Besides running out of rum, of course? For our money, it doesn't get any worse than being attacked by rogue pirates! When you show up to the party in this Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume, you'll shiver everyone's timbers!For one to become a rogue pirate, does that mean he's a pirate that doesn't play nice with others and can't manage to stay on a crew, or does he need to be such a good pirate that no other crew can keep up with him? Maybe it's a combination of both, because a really good pirate would probably want to be a captain and lead a crew to increase their plunder, but if he doesn't get along with others, then not even the saltiest sea dogs would want to follow his orders. It would take a very skilled and ruthless buccaneer to go rogue and terrorize the Caribbean on his own. And quite the fearless one, too...But, that just means you get to keep all the treasure you find for yourself, and you can dress in menacing costumes like this! The battle-worn outfit includes a leather-like vest and striped trousers, which look very sinister when combined with the matching head tie and black vinyl accessories. Add a fearsome pirate sword and an eye patch if it suits you, but when you already look this ruthless, you may not even need them to win your battles!
Pirates of the Caribbean Pirate Sword & Scabbard
1304288680$19.99
Pirates, like the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow, have quite the cantankerous life style, don’t they? They spend a large portion of the day imbibing copious amounts of rum and the rest of the day is taken up by the 3 P’s of pirating: pillaging, plundering and pilfering. It’s quite safe to say that having a good sword at your side is a necessity.Unfortunately, it’s not really a good idea to carry around a real pirate sword in broad daylight—rules on brandishing swords in public are much stricter than they used to be back in the golden age of piracy. That’s what makes this toy sword from Pirates of the Caribbean so great! It’s licensed from the movie and has a realistic look, giving you that true swashbuckler feel, but it’s made out of plastic and it doesn’t have a sharp edge. That way, you won’t hurt yourself when you carry it to your next pirate party dressed as Jack Sparrow.
Men's Brown Captain Pirate Boots
1228413421$69.99
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
Deluxe Vinyl Boot Tops for Adults
1274152737$16.99
Despite how awesome a set of high-top pirate boots look, sometimes, it's just comfortable to wear a set of your own shoes. Of course, when you're trying to look like an authentic pirate, or a dashing swashbuckler, wearing a set of sneakers on your feet is a quick way to kill your perfectly cultivated vibe. What's a pirate to do? Well, no worries, since we've got this dilemma covered with these deluxe vinyl boot tops!With a faux leather, black exterior, these boot tops bring the style of classic pirate boots to your look while still giving you the option to wear any pair of shoes from your closet. You see, these handy tops fit over your normal shoes and secure into place with straps that got under your foot, creating the illusion that you're wearing some high-grade footwear that's made for the kind of skulduggery that pirates are known for. Additional details, like a lace up cuff on top and buttons on the bottom, provide additional realism. No one will even know that you've got on a set of normal every day shoes on underneath, unless you tell them! And those people will just think you're crazy, because they'll totally think you're wearing real pirate boots.
Garter with Dagger
1329406109$9.99
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
Parrot Handbag
1213247551$19.99
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Adult Pirate Sublimated Face Mask
1213233355$3.99
Marauder MysteriesIs there any profession more mysterious than pirating? Who was Roger, and why was he so jolly? How do you fit fifteen men on a dead man's chest? How do tough sailors get away with funny phrases like "poop deck" and "shiver me timbers"? Now you can shrowd yourself in the mystery, too! Simply slip this face mask on and you'll protect the people around you while mantaining a tough reputation!
White Satin Ruffle Shirt for Men
1265312251$39.99
The white ruffle shirt, or sometimes better known as the "poet shirt," is probably most famous as being worn by outlandish rockers on stage and romantic pirates in the movies, even though historically it is very different. The modern day take on this shirt was formed by combining the fanciness of a rich man's blouse with the common everyday boys shirt. The actual shirt was a popular style in the 19th century, but was used for much more common purposes that the portrayals in movies that we see today.Today, this is the shirt of choice for pirates and swashbucklers, for Casanovas and pitchers of woo, and for anyone looking for a good, pseudo-historical adventure. Try it out when you're reading your latest poetic masterpiece to a swooning crowd, or if you suddenly get the urge to go bullfighting. You can also feel free to use it as a flashy addition to your pirate costume. This particular White Satin Ruffle Shirt is a great way to start building your own period piece costume for your next Halloween party...This shirt is 100% polyester satin with functional gold buttons. The ruffles in front are two-tiered and attached to the collar. There are elastic bands on the cuffs to make sure they fit around your wrists. We have tons of different accessories that would be great to add to this shirt, such as pirate swords and hats, as well as other costume pieces sure to make those around you swoon.
Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume
1213233575$49.99
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
Cap'n Stinker Costume
1236755858$29.99
Ahoy, matey! Your little scallywag’s...er...poop deck needs changing (we could make a pretty good pirate’s “booty” joke, but we’re feeling generous and spare you.)When Junior grows up, he is no doubt going to have rules to follow: he’ll have to clean his room, do his homework, be nice to his brother, and even earn his keep with chores. For now, then, why not let him play up his pirate life in this adorable Cap'n Stinker Costume? He can be gruff and a little rough around the edges and no one will even bat an eye. He already likes shiny treasures, and the sounds of distant waves often lull him right to sleep. He sounds like a true seafarer to us! So let him live it up for a night; after all, giving a baby the power to pillage and plunder is preferable to giving that freedom to, say, a teenager, right? Plus, isn’t the only word he can say right now, “Arrrrgh?” It seems like a natural fit!Without a doubt, this costume is the cutest way for him to practice sailing the seven seas! It features a ruffled-shirt jumpsuit and adorable-as-heck striped crushed velvet pants...not to mention a skull-and-crossbones cap and a big ole (faux) belt buckle. Let’s just be honest: Halloween is all about making sure your baby is the cutest one on the block; secure his “captain of cute” status with this ensemble.