Yo Ho Hoedown!There's gotta be something about being on the open sea that has those pirates ready to shake their boots. (And we don't mean being afraid, either!) Not only do you have the sea shanties that can get anyone ready to sing, but the planks of those big boats are just begging for some foot-stomping fun!Of course, if you're going to get your pirate dance on, you better be geared up for the job. That whole "no street shoes on the gym floor" rule is just as important out in the seven seas! (If you don't believe us, just ask Peg-Leg Sam!)Product DetailsFear not, our mateys. We've got your back. Or, rather, we've got your feet thanks to these Crossbones Pirate Boots for Kiddos! These are a pair of costume boots that zip down the side and feature embroidered designs to bring out the very best in pirate style. The classic skull and crossbones design are on the front of each boot flap and textured soles make sure that your tyke will be safe and secure with every step. Pair these with a pirate costume for an awesome adventure.A Skip in Their StepNot every pirate needs to be a spooky, scurvy soul. In fact, when they are equipped with this pair of stylish Crossbones Boots, your lads and lasses will be known for their savage style!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
That Pirate BizYawr. Pirate Biz. You know what we're talking about. Pillaging, plundering, and raiding the high seas. It might seem like dangerous employment, and, well, it is. But, it's also your opportunity to secure some cold, hard cash. You know...gold doubloons!Sign us up! We're all about that hustle, and if you feel the same way, well, then, we just gotta get you into this Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume. In this stunning costume style, you could either be a brand new pirate recruit, or a seasoned scallywag. And either way, you're gonna be ready to get your plunder on!Design & DetailsThis costume is a brand new style created right here in our own costume studios. And we'll go ahead and say it, our designers just love pirate costumes! So, they went a little above and beyond with this costume, which is why it's a serious upgrade from your typical costume selection.It comes with a dress, scarf, belt, and sash. The dress is styled to look like a blouse top and a red velvet skirt, but it's one piece for simplicity's sake. A wide belt fits around the waist, as does a skull printed sash. And it comes with a headscarf to round out the look. We do have it pictured with some extra accessories, and we'll encourage you to pick up a few of them to enhance the style. Yawr!Costumes from A to ZPirating might not seem like the noblest occupation, but if it's the life for you, we say go for it! Of course, we have plenty of other costume styles, too, so if something a little safer seems more up your alley, that's perfectly a-okay, too. Whatever your inclination this Halloween, make your best choice, and be sure to have a whole lotta fun!
Been Everywhere, MateyA weathered pirate has seen a lot of the world. They've buried treasure along the Brazilian cliffs. They've suffered the gales of the Cape of Good Hope. They've witnessed the silence of the mid-Atlantic as they stood watch just before sunrise. That's a lot of activity. Have you ever wondered how pirates withstood all the elements and action? There are two factors, really. A pirate who's going to thrive needs a good hat and a great pair of boots! You'll be ready to stand through the salty waves and climb the tossing and turning crow's nest once you slip on these rugged pirate boots. Product DetailsThese faux suede boots are well-matched to a variety of pirate costumes from striped pants to fitted breeches and white-washed shirts. The boots have a deep cuff at the top for that seaworthy look. A low heel lets you get a little grip on the deck. Soft and hearty looking, this pair of boots is ready to travel the high seas and all your costume parties!High Seas StapleIf you're looking to get in touch with your inner pirate, making sure you've got the right shoes will put you in character. Pair this with any of our pirate costumes and accessories and you'll be ready to head out to sea!
Challenging CareersWhat do you think the hardest job in the world is? There are a lot of professions that are physically taxing, like athletes, construction workers, or shelf stockers. Then there are the jobs that drain you mentally, like firefighting, news reporting, or taking care of people’s health. Everything is a different level of difficulty for different people. However, we do think pirates have pretty tough jobs as well. They have stuff to do all over the ship, like swabbing the decks, hoisting the yards, and climbing the rigging. Not to mention all the fighting, looting, and plundering they do as well. If you’re going to be doing all that activity in a skirt, you’ll need one that you’re able to occasionally keep out of your way—and show off your cute stockings as well!Product DetailsThis brown pirate parachute skirt is lightweight, which makes it perfect for layering. The waistband has a drawstring to accommodate most sizes, and an interior ribbon can tie to give that shorter, flouncy look in the front. It’s also a great way to show off your boots! Add a puffy-sleeved shirt, a belt, a hat, any plastic weapons of choice, or all of the above to make a complete pirate outfit.
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONYou'd think that it wouldn't be too often that there would be new positions available in a crew of 50 or fewer folks. But, when you are talking about life on the high seas, complete with buried treasure, supernatural storms, and the periodic mutiny, there are suprising jumps up the Jacob's ladder!Still, to even be considered, you have to look the part. "Dress for the job you want," they say! That means having the right look from head to toe; emphasis on the look. That means a mean stache and period-appropriate beard braids! DESIGN & DETAILSTo ensure that you've always got the right facial accessorization going on for all your pirate imperatives, we have shaved all our in-house pirates and produced these wondrous whiskers. The Savvy Pirate Beard and Mustache feature a simple adhesive for your face. The mustache is styled with slightly upturned tips and the beard has two small braids at the chin that end in golden beads.INSTANT GROWTHNo need to worry about the perfect facial locks for your impending pirate mutiny (and subsequent ranking position on the ship). With this Beaded Beard and Mustache kit, you're ready for all the action with none of the early morning styling required!
So, you and your little girl are headed on a treasure hunt? Well, X marks the spot when you're hunting for buried treasure, but actually getting to the “X” on the map can prove to be a lot more difficult than expected! You may have to fight against a whole crew of scallywags before you can claim your treasure, which is why it's important for you and your little girl to be fully prepared for a swashbuckling adventure when you take those first few steps! That's why you need this toy pirate sword!This Pink Pirate Sword gives your little girl the kind of weapon she needs when she's planning to set sail on the high seas! It's made of plastic, so it's a lot safer than a real sword while she learns how to fence like a real pirate, but it also looks just like the real thing, so it should scare off any sea dogs who try to stop her from finding treasure. Of course, it has a cute pink handle, so your little girl still gets to add a dash of her own unique style to the her look, even with her choice of weaponry!
Rowing RogueThis Privateer started from the bottom... and yes, now he's here. When the sea called this pirate's name he was just a grimy little boy. He was hired to herd the ship's rats and swab the deck. It didn't take long before he rose above his station after he organized the ships rats into a choir that sang classic sailor songs and did jigs to accordion music. The captain saw this little boy for the natural leader that he was so he took the kid under his wing. Years went by and the street boy learned how to be a great sailor but he had a wild heart. He couldn't be told what to do. He needed his own ship. So one moonlit night while in port, he and his team of rats snuck over to a shiny new Brigantine and commandeered it. He and his rats were going places and this was just the beginning. Details & DesignThis Privateer costume features a long red jacket with an all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It has wide cuffs that are trimmed with gold brocade ribbon. The same trim falls down the front and frames the false pocket flaps. The outfit has a ruffled cravat to make you extra fancy. The outfit is complete with cropped pants and a hoity-toity brimmed hat with the same scroll pattern as the jacket. Treasure TalesAre you ready to set sail? No need to follow that old treasure map you found in some gross tavern, you've already got a treasure of a costume. You can tweak this costume to suit your personality just right. Pair the hat with a long, curly black wig, an eye patch, and a pirate hook. Choose boots or old fashioned loafers and you'll look right at home aboard a ship. If you're going to go rogue, might as well go rogue in style!
It is pretty common for a pirate’s reputation to spread from shore to shore when they use brutality and fear tactics. However, your name will sail across the ocean, not with the help of your actions at sea but due to your superior sense of fashion. As soon as any opposing force lays their eyes on you in this Swashbucklin’ Scarlet Costume, they’ll be high-tailing it out of your way!If you’re ready to be the most powerful maiden to sail the seven seas, it all starts with this outfit. Being a perfect balance of both classy and sassy, this costume will help your name claim plenty of fame this Halloween. Don’t be surprised when other aspiring seadogs seek you out and ask to join your crew. Just tell them all to walk the plank and continue to enjoy your night. After all, it will be Halloween and you need to show everyone that you’re not only the best-dressed pirate but also the best-dancing one as well! Grab yourself a pair of boots to add to this guise to kick up some dust on the dance floor. We also think it may be a good idea to grab one of our pirate swords. You just never know when some lily-livered scoundrel is going to be looking for a fight. All we are sure of is that that grog-snarfing blowfish will regret the day he went up against the likes of you!We know you’re ready to navigate this Halloween with finesse, so get your hands on this Swashbucklin’ Scarlet costume! You’ll be one of the most well-known and respected pirates of our time. Just make sure ye get yer sea legs before you set sail!
The white ruffle shirt, or sometimes better known as the "poet shirt," is probably most famous as being worn by outlandish rockers on stage and romantic pirates in the movies, even though historically it is very different. The modern day take on this shirt was formed by combining the fanciness of a rich man's blouse with the common everyday boys shirt. The actual shirt was a popular style in the 19th century, but was used for much more common purposes that the portrayals in movies that we see today.Today, this is the shirt of choice for pirates and swashbucklers, for Casanovas and pitchers of woo, and for anyone looking for a good, pseudo-historical adventure. Try it out when you're reading your latest poetic masterpiece to a swooning crowd, or if you suddenly get the urge to go bullfighting. You can also feel free to use it as a flashy addition to your pirate costume. This particular White Satin Ruffle Shirt is a great way to start building your own period piece costume for your next Halloween party...This shirt is 100% polyester satin with functional gold buttons. The ruffles in front are two-tiered and attached to the collar. There are elastic bands on the cuffs to make sure they fit around your wrists. We have tons of different accessories that would be great to add to this shirt, such as pirate swords and hats, as well as other costume pieces sure to make those around you swoon.
It's Parley TimeLife on the seas is the way to go! Pirates just know how to have a good time better than anyone else. Maybe it's the long days in the sun. Perhaps it's fact that they've got all sorts of islands they can hunker down in. We don't know what makes pirates so cool, in fact, after all this time we'll probably never know. But we figure you might as well wear the ruffles and talk the talk and hope some of that good-time-having pirate attitude rubs off on you! You can have all of the fun without any of the danger. Sounds like a good time to us! Just remember to wear plenty of sun screen and wear a life jacket when you walk the plank. You might be dressing as a pirate but it's still the modern era. It's up to you to parley responsibly.Details & DesignThis white Made-by-Us blouse is designed to be worked into the pirate ensemble of your choosing. The lightweight material is long enough to be worn as a tunic. It can also get tucked into a skirt, layered under a corset or any other pirate accessories you might fancy. The wide V-neck is trimmed with ruffles that match the ruffled sleeves. Seas the Day!Are you ready to unfurl the sails and journey to a land of awesome pirate costumes? This shirt is the perfect staple for your brand-new pirate wardrobe. From jackets to vests to bandoliers, you'll have options to make this work for all sorts of events. Because everyone knows that dressing up as a pirate isn't just for Halloween. In our opinion, everyone ought to have at least one pirate themed birthday party a year. That's not always possible but you know you've gotta be the change you wish to see in the world!
It's no secret that a pirate costume is always a good choice for any costumed occasion. After all, who wouldn't want to look like they live on the open water, do whatever suits them, and answers to no kings? But, have you ever stopped to think about what kind of pirate to be? We'd have to say this Sexy Spanish Pirate Costume is the perfect swashbuckling ensemble for your Halloween party!To find out why, open your history books to the "Golden Age of Piracy," which is basically where the pop culture idea of pirates comes from. During this period, the Spaniards were the head honchos in the Caribbean, and Spanish galleons (huge, heavy cargo ships) taking treasure back to Spain were some of the hottest targets for pirates (because "treasure"). We know you're still asking why Spanish pirates are such cool pirates to dress as, since it'd be kinda shady of them to plunder their own country's ships. Well, it's because many of them actually attacked other pirates that had stolen treasure from Spanish ships! So, many Spanish buccaneers, like the infamous and wickedly named Amaro Felipe, were actually "pirate-pirates" which make them pretty fearsome!Phew, sorry about the lecture, but we love talking about pirate history, almost as much as you'll love dressing up in this sassy swashbuckler outfit. This bold, ruffled costume comes with almost everything you need to make every other pirate you meet throw down their arms. Just add a pair of fierce buckled boots and a pirate sword, and you'll be the hottest marauder on the Spanish Main!
Kid to Pirate KingIt's the pirate's life for us. The spray of saltwater against your skin, the wind in your hair, the smell of, well, fish and ocean stuff would be a daily occurrence (most of that sounds nice). We can't imagine how fun it would be to spend 90% of your time on the sea. There's probably a ton of downtime when you aren't plundering—think of all the activities you could do! Want to learn guitar? Just take one from the locals and teach yourself (hey, grab a guitar instructor while you are at it). Yeah, there isn't much job security with piracy, but real pirates, well, pirate for the thrill, not the paycheck.Design & DetailsDoes your child have a buccaneer in spirit? We're they born to be a sea captain? They will backflip from the top sail when they put their eyes on our Plunderous Pirate Costume for Children. Just remember the toy sword is sold separately, but don't worry, any pirate worth their salt can use their wit and cunning to get out of most predicaments. We exclusively make this child's pirate costume, so we made sure to add the details that any pirate buff will yo-ho for.
Sworn EnemiesCurse that nuisance, Peter Pan! He's always flying around overhead, pestering you and distracting you from your goal of getting off this amazing fairytale island and going back to honest pirating. He's even got that huge crocodile involved ever since he gave it a chew toy that looked like you. (Rude.) It's not your fault that you tried to do him in once or twice. That's just the pirate way. Product DetailsBe swashbucklingly sensational in your exclusive Kid's Captain Hook Costume! The unisex outfit includes a long jacket made of deep red velvet and decorated with golden trim along the edges and faux pockets. The snowy white neck scarf fastens in the back and its frills look amazing against the jacket's neckline. The black faux leather belt fastens around your waist, accented by a gold-tone plastic slide buckle. Foam-backed velvet boot tops secure under your feet with attached elastic bands. The red tricorn hat can be shaped as desired thanks to a hidden wire and is trimmed with a feather and golden accents. Neverland's Nemesis Ever since you ran aground, you've noticed that this island is a pretty unusual place. It's got real mermaids whose sweet voices sing from the lagoon, fairies who flit around trailing pixie dust, and inhabitants who never grow old. Boring! Where's the shivering timbers, the sea battles, and the planks for your enemies to walk? You'll have to shake things up a little now that you're here. In fact, Neverland could become a really amazing pirate refuge (which you'll rule, of course). If only you can avoid that crocodile...
Yo Ho HoAre you craving the freedom and riotous living of a pirate's life? Ye can't just go from your landlubber ways straight to being a freebooting terror. Ye've got to dress the part. First of all, no more taking your Vitamin C. An authentic pirate would have some serious scurvy to go with his ferocious face. Next, ye'll need an eye patch so that ye squint when reading a treasure map. Finally, ye'll have to display some of your ill-gotten bling or other pirate captains won't believe ye when ye claim to be the most successful pirate in the seven seas. Product DetailsThis exclusive Pirate Eye Patch and Earring Accessory Kit will shiver your timbers! The unisex accessory kit features a black satin eye patch that's backed with foam to help it hold its shape. Secure it around the back of your head with its attached elastic band. The gold-tone metal hoop can be fitted comfortably through your ear piercing with its screw back. Believable BuccaneerEmbrace the pirate way of life this Halloween, or any time that you want to look like a seafaring scallywag! Friends dressed as sailors will be wary of your felonious ways, but you'll sail circles around them even without your usual number of eyes.
Hoist the Red FlagWe're taught to hide our dangerous side our whole lives. We all have our flaws. It's only fair if folks know what they're getting into. Letting out your pirate side can be so freeing! Instead of suffering through getting the wrong order in the restaurant and leaving a mean review online, you get to send it back until you get what you ordered (hardtack and anchovy paste?). And when you are getting frustrated by your boss continuously asking you to work late. Leave her with an unforgettable message by swinging from the chandelier and crashing through the window onto the deck of your ship below. And when you're heading out for the evening and someone cuts you off in traffic simply have your date steer your vessel, clench your dirk's blade in your teeth, launch yourself onto the other car, and commandeer it for your fleet. Either your date will see that red flag and run or they'll become intrigued and join your crew. Product Details & DesignThis Made-By-Us pirate costume is sure to make any scallywag feel tough yet fashionable. The faux leather printed jacket will swing with you when you swing from the masts. The light-weight blouse underneath has ruffles around the neckline and a dashing cumberbun sash around the waist. A heavy belt can clasp any prop weapons you choose to carry with you. The look is pulled together with the soft trousers and topped off with a jaunty tri-corn hat. Ready, Set, Row!When it comes to the pirate lifestyle, accessorizing is a whole lot of fun! Polish off your look with a jolly roger necklace. Wrap your hands in rags for climbing the ropes and throw on rings to trade for rum when you're in a tight place. And never forget to layer on the eyeliner. Like how you look? Leave a review of this costume and you'll have a special place in our crew for life!
Serious Pirate SwaggerWho knows how to make scurvy sea scum walk the plank like no other? The nefarious pirate maiden, that's who! She's tough, she's fierce, and hey, she's also a skilled swordsman. She's not what you'd typically expect from a pirate maiden. And, now, you can get become her with this costume. With off the shoulder styling and yo-ho-ho pirate stripes, it has the style that will let you sail the high seas with serious pirate swagger!Product DetailsThis costume is designed as a one-piece dress that gives the combination look of a blouse, corset, and skirt. The jagged hem on the skirt is a classic touch of pirate style and it features self-ties for a fitted look. The attached white blouse with off-the-shoulder sleeves features elastic fit in the off-the-shoulder neckline and sleeve cuffs. The velvet-like black vest is attached to the dress, with laces and gold accents. Made of a polyester/cotton blend, this costume is an iconic and fun choice for any costume party!Set Sail with your entire pirate crewSure, you could head out to the party as the rogue pirate maiden, but, we're guessing you'll be able to blunder even more booty with a complete pirate crew. And we've got costumes to outfit your entire gang! We've got costumes for captains, corsairs, buccaneers, something unique for each and every member of your swashbuckling squad. Be sure to shop all of our pirate costumes to see the top styles available!
A Pirate's LifeSometimes when life puts us into an unexpected scenario, we say that we've been "thrown into the deep end." For Disney's Elizabeth Swann, this phrase was literal! Who expects to fall into the ocean, let alone a pirate's life!? Fortunately, Elizabeth was highly suited to the sea and eventually became one of the fiercest pirates of all!Jump into your own adventure with this Elizabeth Swann Hat! Whether you want to complete a cosplay or create your own Caribbean costume, this officially licensed accessory will do the trick. It has wire in the brim, so you can shape it however you like, and the stiff faux suede material will help it stay in place!
During the golden age of piracy, pirates had to battle tidal-wave sized krakens, crabs, and octopus if they wanted to get their hands on the dazzling buried treasure. Those who were able to defeat the underwater beasts were honored with special tricorn hats. These highly-coveted prizes feature menacing tentacles and killer suction cups which served as a symbol of bravery. Pirates would wear these octopus pirate hats especially while sailing the stormy seas so they could show their clout to rival buccaneers and dangerous sea monsters who may be waiting to ambush your ships.If you want to give your swashbuckler costume some prestige, you should definitely pair this octopus pirate hat with your rugged look. The sleek black hat looks great with the male or female pirate costume of your choosing. Accessorize the ensemble with a parrot prop, a peg leg, and a pocket full of golden doubloons! Wear your octopus hat with pride!
Solid Career Choice Instead of a firefighter or a police officer or an extreme skateboarder, why not plan to be a pirate when you grow up? It's an awesome occuption that someone needs to reboot. You'll get to terrorize the coastlands and raid rich merchant ships. Once you've gotten rich, you can continue your legacy by hiding some of your ill-gotten gains and creating scary treasure maps full of booby traps to protect your wealth. If it was good enough for Blackbeard, it's good enough for us, too! Product DetailsYou'll shiver some timbers for sure when you wear your exclusive Budget Pirate Costume for Boys! The one-piece top is designed to look like a black leather vest with a lace-up neckline worn over a white, collared shirt. A pair of matching faux leather gauntlets can be fastened over the sleeves. The brown pants tuck nicely into your sea boots, while the striped sash matches the striped headscarf to make you look extra dashing. Once you've picked out the perfect cutlass, you'll be ready for the open seas! Buccaneer in Training Even if you don't have a ship or a crew yet, you can at least practice for the day when your name will make sailors tremble throughout the Spanish Main! Trick-or-treating is kind of like pillaging and plundering, even if the pillaged households are greeting you with smiles and offering you candy. Maybe they know that resistance is futile. The one significant difference between pirate business and Halloween is that you probably shouldn't bury your treasure.
We’ve long been supporters of the humble poncho. Yes, we know that some people think that a poncho is only good for wearing in the rain, but we’re here to enlighten you on the benefits of wearing a poncho, especially if you’re planning on being a pirate this year. Let’s go through a classic scenario that could happen during your time as a savvy swashbuckler to illustrate some of the pros of wearing this pirate poncho costume instead of another type of pirate outfit.You dug up a secret map and you’ve traversed the seven seas to a hidden island. You find yourself surrounded by scoundrels and brigands as you finally locate the most coveted treasure of the Caribbean. You reach for your cutlass and attempt to take a fighting stance, only to have your frilly sleeve cuff get tangled in the puffy frills on the front of your pirate shirt! Your enemies capture you, steal the treasure and leave you stranded on a deserted island.You see, with a poncho, your arms are always free for any form of trouble that might happen during your pursuit of treasure! Even if you just plan on parleying with a party of pirates at the next swashbuckler soiree, you’ll be glad your hands are free to partake in the snacks and drinks available. If some uncouth buccaneer starts a squabble, then you’ll be free to draw your blade and deftly dispatch of him without sleeve cuffs or puffy shirts getting in the way of your master swordplay!
So, you’re back in medieval times walking down a dirt road from one village to the next, just minding your own business. Then you overhear a perfectly normal conversation between two travelers about a mighty knight slaying a devilish dragon. The story abruptly stops and you notice them with looks of horror upon their faces. They seem to be staring right at your torso, you look down and you see your favorite graphic tee or casual button-up. Next thing you know you’re being burnt at a stake and accused of witchcraft.Now that whole situation could have been completely avoided if you happened to be wearing one of our White Peasant Shirts! So if you should ever happen to find yourself thrown back in time to the medieval ages have one of these bad boys handy and you'll be good to go. This amazing, loose-fitting attire will even help you blend in at any Renaissance festivals you plan on attending. Also, you can use this old-timey shirt to complete a number of costumes for Halloween, such as a fierce pirate or a flirtatious bard costume!
When you become captain of a ship, it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items. Everyone aboard hands the captain-to-be an heirloom, hence the reason why Captain Jack Sparrow is basically the king of accessories. He wears his man-accessories well too! Not many bearded long-haired men can pull off wearing a headscarf, hat, and hair beads but Jack Sparrow does it with ease. He's a pirate with pizzazz!If you are looking for some finishing touches for your Jack Sparrow costume, then you are going to need the maroon head scarf. It's basically Jack's favorite accessory because it gives him the ruffian swagger that makes him famous across the seven seas. Tie it around your noggin, top it off your tricorn hat, and you'll be ready to for a sword fight with Davy Jones aboard the Flying Dutchman.
A pirate without a sword? No! What? That would be like a chef without a knife, a ref without a whistle, a ship without sails - it isn't going to work, people! We’re starting to panic! Why, oh WHY would anyone dress up as a pirate and not have a sword? What kind of cruel world is this? Is there no joy anymore? No adherence to protocol? For the love all things good and right, please add this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword to your swashbuckling costume; you’re look will become so much more authentic. Because if the world is such that a pirate must sail without a sword, where will it end? Will clowns forgo their balloon animals? Will flappers let fall their boas? Save humanity from a devastating blow--pick up this plastic pirate sword and set the right course.
Pilfer and Plunder Here's the thing about toddlers: Normal property rights and unspoken, understood social norms about who has a claim on what just don't apply to them. Were you eating that bagel? Well, they saw it and they want it, so it's theirs now. Sorry. Was another kid playing with that toy? Not anymore, because they're about to commandeer it. A toddler would make an amazing natural pirate. It's a good thing for the rest of us that they don't have access to cannons. Product DetailsHoist the Jolly Roger, because your little one is ready to terrorize the Spanish Main in this exclusive Pirate Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit's pullover shirt features sewn-on black vest panels, one side of which is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. Its wrists and hemline are jagged to match the red and black pants' hemline. The long black sash can be tied as desired around your child's waist and is a great place to stash a prop or two. The rectangular black scarf can be folded and tied around the head. Belay, Me Hearties! It's Halloween: a pirate's favorite holiday! Any buccaneer would be delighted to participate in a tradition where taking candy is the name of the game. They don't even have to threaten anyone with their cutlasses and daggers. Most people are only too happy to hand over their sugary treasures to adorable little pirates. If Blackbeard had known about this hack, he would have been a lot more popular.
Transform into a famous pirate with this Kids Captain Meyer Pirate Hat! That's right, with a hat like this your little one will have the privilege of choosing which blood-thirsty pirate he wants to imitate! They say that pirates don't follow a hook, or a shiny sword... what they'll really follow against all odds is a gorgeous new hat!
Avast me hearties--that means "listen up" to you landlubbers! Cap'n says it’s bad luck to have a wench on the ship...but Cap'n isn’t here right now, is he? So hop aboard (and why not take over command, while you’re at it?) If any of these scurvy dogs try to tell on you we'll make sure them’s walking the plank, ourselves. See here, pirates like their sails full (and their egos fuller) and their grog cold (and their hearts colder). But did you know that pirates also like their clothes to be eye catching, and their costumes even more so? You didn’t? Well, this Pirate Wench Costume has a-plenty of fine details to make you feel like queen of the high seas (and put the rest of those salty dogs in their places). Yo-ho-ho--there's even a scarf to tie back ye locks and look even more like a pirate of yore. So, keep a weathered eye for snitches. The laced corset has a very pirate-y skull and roses design and the off-the-shoulder dress with cinched sleeves is perfect for when a lass needs to raise a mighty sword against a raiding party. The skirt can be worn down for windy days on the docks or cinched up high to pillage another vessel and relieve it of its gold and treasures. Climb to that thar crow's nest and keep a lookout! We don't want no mutiny up in here. But if we hear of even one of them bilge rats even thinks of tellin’ the Cap’n that there’s a pirate wench on board (even if she looks like she could best them all at the ropes without so much as a hornswaggle) they’ll be swimming in Davy Jones’ locker before they can say “Argh!”
Behind the weathered eyes and hooked prosthetic hands of every scurvy dog and crusty old salt there lives a dashing young buccaneer with a smashing set of slick black ringlets and all of his appendages intact. That's how every privateer looks the first time he takes to the sea, and it's probably how he'd want to be remembered, unless he wound up with a really cool jewel-encrusted peg leg later on!So we've created this dashing Captain Hook Costume Wig to commemorate the halcyon days of a pirate's youth, before some accursed crocodile or wayward cutlass robbed him of his fresh face and 'extra' limbs. He cuts quite a figure, doesn't he? If those dark curls were just a little more orderly, he could probably pass for an officer in the Royal Navy. But that hint of chaos (and the faint scent of spiced rum) lets everyone know that he's a bit of a loose cannon!
Arrrrgh ya ready to be the finest lass in all the seven seas? Ye may think ya are, but we think you’re just missing one thing. This Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume is just what you need to start your endless reign over the sea!If you want to sail off into the horizon on a grand adventure this Halloween this is the costume for you. Once you toss on this sassy, yet elegant, dress you’ll have scurvy seadogs on their hands and knees begging to join your crew. From the top of the neckline to the bottom of the hemline of the skirt, this dress just screams out Pirate Queen. Look through our pirate accessories and pick out the cutest captain’s hat you can find along with a pair of high heel boots that say you mean business. Then you just need to arm yourself with a trusty sword and a pistol to get you out a tight situation in a pinch. If you want to live the life of a pirate then you’ve got to expect trouble around every corner and beyond every wave. But with this amazing dress and the right accessories, we know that you will prove to be victorious when faced with any challenge.If you’re ready to live life on the edge this Halloween then get your hands on this Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume. You’ll be a whole new face of fear. Only the unwisest of pirates will cross sails with you!
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Halloween and rum go together like peanut butter and chocolate--harmonious, satisfying, timeless. Think about it, you never need to ask, “Who likes rum?” because the answer is (obviously) everyone! So if you instinctively pointed to yourself with your thumbs while shouting, "This guy!" then you are not alone. You already know what this Men’s Rum Pirate Costume is all about. Swashbucklers are notorious for their love of the beverage, so you'll look right at home on Halloween when you wear this outfit and sip on your drink of choice with your crew. Of course, you'll also look right at home brandishing a cutlass against your foes on the high seas, too, but sitting back on the ship while enjoying some rum sounds like a much more relaxing time. There are, in fact, only two ways you could improve upon this near perfect costume. 1) Get yourself a parrot and train it to walk over to the counter and ask the barmaid for a refill for you (super bonus if you can train it to carry the drink back to your seat). And 2) bring your own treasure chest to use as a footrest wherever you go, so you can always be drinking your rum in a leisurely position while still looking totally in character. Other than those two costume hacks, this look is pretty much pure gold with its regal red jacket and blue stretchy pants. Oh, we guess you should also pick yourself a ruffly shirt and a pirate’s cap, unless you think you can teach your parrot to shop online for you while you continue sip on your cocktail. We wouldn’t put it past you. You’re a pirate, after all!
Port Party, Ahoy! Silver Tooth Sadie had a reputation. She ran what they call a "tight ship". Her crew was always mopping the deck. Her ship cats were always fat, sleek, and shiny cause they kept the rats under control. And when it came to taking on other ships, they went in with a polished, foolproof plan. But there was another side to Sadie. When they rolled up to port, Silver Tooth Sadie's ship was always noticed. Once the anchor was in place she'd sally down from the crow's nest and tell the boatswain to break out the accordion. The crew could be heard cheering from across the harbor. Because while Sadie might be all work and no play while working hard on the open seas, she knew how to have a whole lot of fun when it was time to relax. Maybe you don't know this but there ain't no party like a pirate party!Design & DetailsThis fearless look features a gorgeous jacket and a flowery corset with bright accents and a classic pirate hat. The jacket has a beautiful scrolling pattern along the waist and detailed sleeves with wide cuffs. The corset and jacket are complemented with a dark red sash. Top off the look with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed hat that's sure to give you captain-level authority. Ship, Shape ConditionThe high quality of this sleek costume is sure to make an impression as soon as you enter the room. Pair this with a tall pair of boots and leggings and you'll be ready to set sail. In fact, any other pirates at the party might snap to attention, ready to swab the deck or climb to the crow's nest to look out for land. Just remember that it's time to let your scallywag shindig side loose.
The Pride in PerilThe Pride of Paria has been sailing the Seven Seas for years. Landlubbers and pirates alike whisper about what the ship's captain might be searching for. This ship has faced more danger in the last few years than any other vessel in the Caribbean. It's ventured into the dark places on the map, you know the place where all those monsters are drawn onto the parchment? That's a no-go for most pirates. But The Pride of Paria spent a good two weeks exploring every nook and cranny of those coves.They fought off scaly monsters, avoided the songs of sirens. They even had dinner with a group of cannibals! Lately, the Pride has been spotted anchored at the Spanish coast and we have to say, the captain seems pretty happy with herself. Rumor has it, she finally found what she was looking for. Speaking of, your search has probably come to an end as well. No need to sail into the sunset in search of the perfect pirate ensemble, it's right in front of you!Details & DesignWhen you slip this Made by Us pirate costume on, you just might slip into an adventure as well! You can tell our in-house designers had a hand in the gorgeous jacket that's featured in this costume. It has a scroll pattern up the side and a dramatic, pointed hemline, the jacket is cinched with a red sash at the waist and has a beautiful corset layered underneath. The look is topped off with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed captain's hat. In Ship-Shape conditionNow that you've got the right costume, you should be ready to set sail. If you're looking to tweak the look to perfection pair this with a pair of tall boots, a sword, and an adventurous attitude. When you're looking so boss, one can blame you for commandeering the night.
Get Ready to Swash Yer Buckles Congratulations, you signed on with your first pirate ship! Hold it right there, ye unstart deckhand. You can't just charge on board without making yourself more dashing. Yes, you've got the cutlass and the pistol stuffed into your belt, but you need a little bit more of a devil-may-care vibe to make merchant ships tremble before you. Product DetailsHave that perfect "I'm a seafaring rogue without no scurvy side effects" thanks to this exclusive Pirate Makeup Costume Kit! The set includes several colors of nontoxic cream makeup so that you can give yourself a five o'clock shadow, dashingly dark eyebrows, and even a scar or two. A foam applicator makes it easy to apply as desired. Follow the instructions on the back of the case to remove the makeup. Here There Be HeartthrobsOne of the best things about being a pirate is that you can pillage, plunder, steal, and do lots of things that are normally frowned upon, but people still think you're awesome. Just don't try to take someone else's food at your costume party. That's still not cool.
Getting Those Pieces of EightYou know how to get a job done. You send emails off like a shot. You parlay meetings that no one dares to miss. And at your presentations, everyone knows they'd better listen or walk the plank! For all these reasons, we're pretty sure you would have made an awesome pirate. If there's one thing that made certain pirate crews more successful than others, it's a strong sense of leadership. There's no room for indecision on a ship. You're either weathering a storm and heading to Tortuga or you're hunkering down in Port Royal for one more day. And if you say you're heading into the eye of the storm, none of your crew should question you. Unless they've always wanted to know what it felt like to be marooned, that is. You're already successful in this day and age, just imagine the booty you'd be burying as a law-breaking buccaneer!Product Details & DesignOur in-house designers have been putting their heads together to create pirate costumes that will break the mold! You'll feel both timelessly nautical and unique in this captain costume. A gorgeous uncommon look is what you can expect when it comes to our Made-By-Us costumes. This look is layered with a lightweight long-sleeved shirt under the vinyl jacket. A scarf and belt are layered over the blouse and the loose-fitting blue pants. The whole look is topped off with a classic tri-corn hat so you'll look right at home when you take the helm. Low Tide, High ExpectationsA pirate such as yourself expects a lot from your look. That's why we've designed costumes that can be worn again and again. So suit up and watch yourself transform into this pretty but pernicious pirate you always knew you had inside. Now all you need is a crew, but that shouldn't be too tough!
When you were five-years-old I bet ‘pirate’ was on the top of your list for what you wanted to be when you grew up. As you grew up chances are you realized that it probably wasn’t a great career choice given the high risk and whole ‘illegal’ aspect.But even if you can’t be a real pirate, the idea of it is still quite enchanting. Sailing on the high seas for weeks at a time, getting to see foreign lands, and meeting tons of new (albeit hostile) people. It’s the thing dreams are made of for some of us.This great Adult Cutthroat Pirate Costume will make you a welcome member of any pirate crew! This pirate costume comes with everything you need to make your friends walk the plank this Halloween! The top is styled to look like a black tunic over a white shirt – but it’s all in one piece so less fuss! The shirt body is black with a faux leather placket and cord lacing. The cinch sleeves have black faux leather wrist cuffs with matching cord lacing. The matching bandana and red and black striped pants have an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit and they end just below the knees for a classic pirate look. The faux leather belt and boot covers complete the look. Practice your pirate swagger and add toy weapons such as a sword or replica flintlock pistol to complete your outfit. Check out our women's and kids' pirate costumes, for a family theme!
Yawrrrrrgg! It looks like it’s a pirate's life for this little one! If she's ready to lift anchor and set sail into the seven seas, the first step will be to get her outfitted like a real buccaneer. So grab her this Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume and your kiddo will be ready for any adventure that comes her way this Halloween.With this spunky, fun costume, she’ll be ready to become the cutest pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. In no time she will have gathered up more treasure than Calico Jack and Blackbeard combined. Her fleet of ships will be the largest the world has ever seen. Her crew will have an unmatched amount of respect for her and an unwavering loyalty. How will all this be possible? Well, when your youngster is dressed up in this adorable Pirate Girl Costume, no one will be able to say no to her. Instead of ruling the seas with fear, she will use her cuteness to reign supreme as a Pirate Queen! Look through our adult and other child pirate costumes, and the whole family can sail around the neighborhood as the friendliest crew of candy-loving pirates for Halloween.Prepare your tiny tyke for the adventure of a lifetime with this Caribbean Pirate Costume! It comes with everything included in the picture, but we would suggest taking a look at our pirate weaponry. Being a pirate is so much more fun when you have a shiny sword to swing around!
We're not really sure why pirates always get called swashbuckling. That's partly because we don't know what the word swashbuckling means, and partly because we think one of the defining features of a classic pirate costume is a classic piece of headgear, like our exclusive Captain Meyer Pirate Hat. Okay, okay! We'll look it up. It says here that swashbuckling is a compound word that's part reckless sword-waving and part carrying a small, round shield. But any knavish halfwit can waggle a sword about like a ninny! It takes a pretty smooth sailor to make it as a pirate, and the sharpest among them couldn't care less about a silly little shield. They're all too busy admiring the look of this Captain Meyer Pirate Hat, which their instinctive pirate shrewdness led them to purchase. They know that these detailed hats, designed and made by yours truly, are a real barrrgain!
Full Sail for FashionAvast, mateys! It’s time to pillage and plunder! Adventure beckons on the Spanish main. Gold coins and treasures by the trunkload await the daring seagoing thieves who brave the thundering surf and mighty cannons of their merchant prey. Muskets may fire and sabers slash, but a true pirate is never daunted in her quest for riches.Of course, in order to strike terror, awe, and maybe a little envy into the hearts of her victims, a pirate lady needs the appropriate getup. Here at Fun.com, we’ve got you covered – literally! Down a briny back alley, next to a grog shop in Port Royal (step over the rum-addled drunks), there is a secret tailor shop that specializes in outfitting only the fiercest of buccaneers. The finest, silkiest polyesters from the exotic West Indies often pass behind its dim counter, ready to be made into garb fit for a seafaring queen. For the measly price of two pieces of eight, the scarred tailor with the tattered eyepatch will create a masterpiece of style and function. You are destined to be famous as the best-dressed pirate in history!Product DetailsFamous lady rogues Anne Bonny and Mary Reade have nothing on you when you wear this dashing Pirate Parachute Skirt. Made of 100 percent polyester, this one-size-fits-most skirt has a comfortable braided drawstring waistband. It is lightweight, breathable, and won’t slow you down while you climb the riggings or bury a chest of doubloons. An interior ribbon ties the fabric back to transform your look from a straight skirt into a fuller flounced look – perfect for celebrating in style after pulling off a successful raid.Dress Up, Me HeartiesChannel your inner pirate when you wear this fabulous skirt to your next plundering session. Pair it with your favorite blousy shirt, knee-high boots, and big hoop earrings, and you’ll be as sensational as you are swashbuckling!
Product DetailsWe know Hook's hot-headedness was part of his personality but we can't help but believe that if a women had his place on the ship she would have handled things differently, other than his red velvet ensemble that is. How could you say no to a rich red velvet coat and an oversized hat with white feathers?Honestly, if Hook had been a lady the pirate captain's conflict with the mischievous Peter Pan probably would have been cut short. After all, we all know that Peter Pan is the kind of little boy who can't stand to be ignored. If the female version of Captain Hook had simply given him a cold stare, lifted one eyebrow and went to ignore his antics as she plotted the crew's next voyage in her cabin Peter would have left them alone to go bother someone else in no time. Then Hook would have still had a hand and the pirate crew wouldn't have been stuck in Never Neverland, endlessly pursuing the flying wonder child! And the crocodile? It wouldn't take long before Miss. Hook was wearing a pair of striking crocodile skin shoes.You'll be ready to show those lost boys that they'd better stay in the forest in this striking ensemble. The coat is dramatic with gold piping and a belt to accentuate the waist. With boot covers, a dashing cravat, and the red and gold hat with white feathers you'll be instantly recognizable as the nefarious pirate captain, simply add the hook to make the look complete. It's about time Never Never Land had a lady in charge!
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
When you’re over 400 years old, you end up knowing some stuff. And it’s a good bet that some of that stuff has to do with how to have an effortless style that will woo the lasses (be they moral or immortal) and put your opponents on notice. And yeah, so you’ve been hiding out from the other Immortals for a while, trying to remove yourself from The Game, which mainly consists of beheading each other for a version of points. But you can’t run from who you are, and eventually you’ve got make a decision: You gonna take some people’s heads off in the name of good, or let them take some heads off in the name of evil?It’s a classic quandary! And you know what else is classic? This Plus Size White Highlander Shirt! Made of 100% cotton broadcloth, it will move with you as you demonstrate dizzying sword tricks and turns. The collar opens to a front blanket of 4 silver-tone buttons, revealing not only a classy taste in shirt styling, but also your manly chest. The billowy sleeves are gathered into cuffs with silver-tone buttons, and the rest of the shirt is also styled with historically accurate tailoring. Add a ponytail to complete a look that says, "Hey. Maybe I'm a time-traveler. Maybe I'm a dimension-hopper. Or maybe I'm just a guy who hates haircuts!”
Despite how awesome a set of high-top pirate boots look, sometimes, it's just comfortable to wear a set of your own shoes. Of course, when you're trying to look like an authentic pirate, or a dashing swashbuckler, wearing a set of sneakers on your feet is a quick way to kill your perfectly cultivated vibe. What's a pirate to do? Well, no worries, since we've got this dilemma covered with these deluxe vinyl boot tops!With a faux leather, black exterior, these boot tops bring the style of classic pirate boots to your look while still giving you the option to wear any pair of shoes from your closet. You see, these handy tops fit over your normal shoes and secure into place with straps that got under your foot, creating the illusion that you're wearing some high-grade footwear that's made for the kind of skulduggery that pirates are known for. Additional details, like a lace up cuff on top and buttons on the bottom, provide additional realism. No one will even know that you've got on a set of normal every day shoes on underneath, unless you tell them! And those people will just think you're crazy, because they'll totally think you're wearing real pirate boots.
We usually recommend that kids wait until they're a little older to commit to a life of piracy. It's just that what we think of as a perfectly respectable maritime occupation gets called a lot of ugly names, especially by certain individuals in the Royal Navy. High treason against the crown, they say. Very bad manners, some of them call it. But we made this great costume for your pint-sized privateer anyway, because we know that the name-callers are probably just jealous!The gold trim and buttons of the burgundy jacket will make all those spiteful labels roll off the young captain's back like sea spray on a freshly-swabbed deck. The deluxe faux-leather boot tops will have him pacing the bow like an old salt. The white lace neckpiece will give him an air of refinement and authority, and the hat crowns the look. All you need is a hook (if you like) to make this the best-looking kid's pirate costume for a thousand leagues in any direction!Just be sure to politely remind the captain that even though a corsair might be considered a scalawag in certain circles, a true pirate is not without a sense of honor. The foul mouth and rough habits of a sailor are not a requirement for the job. It's a good idea to map out some of these boundaries early on, because we wouldn't want you to get double-crossed and marooned on a desert island the first time you turn your back!
Ahoy, matey! Your little scallywag’s...er...poop deck needs changing (we could make a pretty good pirate’s “booty” joke, but we’re feeling generous and spare you.)When Junior grows up, he is no doubt going to have rules to follow: he’ll have to clean his room, do his homework, be nice to his brother, and even earn his keep with chores. For now, then, why not let him play up his pirate life in this adorable Cap'n Stinker Costume? He can be gruff and a little rough around the edges and no one will even bat an eye. He already likes shiny treasures, and the sounds of distant waves often lull him right to sleep. He sounds like a true seafarer to us! So let him live it up for a night; after all, giving a baby the power to pillage and plunder is preferable to giving that freedom to, say, a teenager, right? Plus, isn’t the only word he can say right now, “Arrrrgh?” It seems like a natural fit!Without a doubt, this costume is the cutest way for him to practice sailing the seven seas! It features a ruffled-shirt jumpsuit and adorable-as-heck striped crushed velvet pants...not to mention a skull-and-crossbones cap and a big ole (faux) belt buckle. Let’s just be honest: Halloween is all about making sure your baby is the cutest one on the block; secure his “captain of cute” status with this ensemble.