Girls Buccaneer Costume
1311643156$54.99
Being a parent is tough. You have to constantly teach your child all sorts of lessons to ensure that they grow up valuing the virtues of honesty, hard work and how to play nice with others. You also have to teach her how to share, how to eat her vegetables and how to do her homework.…or you could just raise your little girl to be the most ruthless pirate on the high seas, with a cunning wit and a devastating sense of style to match. Swashbuckling pirates don’t need to do learn any of those lessons, since they spend their time traversing the oceans, stealing treasures and getting into scuffles with other pirate crews. Yes, if you plan on raising your child as a pirate, then you’d better teach her how to use a cutlass and you’d definitely better get her this girl’s buccaneer costume.This exclusive costume takes the dashing look of a pirate captain and shrinks it down to a size for your little girl. It comes with all the pieces you need to transform her into the rough and tumble pirate she’s always wanted to be! It comes with a jacket, shirt front, pants, hat, belt and hip scarf, so all you need to complete the look is to grab a pirate sword and head onto your ship (you have a ship, right?). And the best part is, you don’t need to teach her any of those boring lessons, since you’ll be too busy teaching her how to steal gold doubloons!
Deluxe Black Pirate Jacket with Pockets Costume for Men
1265312256$64.99
We think that everyone who dreams of becoming a pirate should get a chance to earn their salt, but the unfortunate reality is that plenty of would-be privateers are only in it for the grog! And those layabouts wouldn’t be so much of a problem if they didn’t taint the good name of buccaneers everywhere, but that’s precisely what they do. So you may want a Deluxe Black Pirate Jacket with Pockets to distance yourself from the unserious and unprofessional hooligans who slap a bandana on their forehead just to petition the captain for a share of the plunder!Let this high-quality garment imply what you’d rather not have to say out loud: for you, piracy is a calling. Why else would you be decked out in such finery? A jacket with 8 detailed skull buttons and a set of functional pockets? That’s not the kind of thing worn by a common swabbie!
Adult Ghost Pirate Costume Hat
1289322593$14.99
Pirate has been done. We get it they're cool, they're tough, they've got cool hats. Here's the thing. How do you update your costume? This year your pirate character could be a little "deeper". This hat will make your Bluebeard or Captain Kidd seem as if they've risen from the bottom of the sea. Thought a regular pirate was scary? Nu uh, not nearly as scary as a sea pickled undead pirate.When you're going for the finely aged buccaneer look the devil is in the details. The tricorn hat is an instantly recognizable seafaring look but the gauze hanging over the three sides gives this hat a mystical and mysterious look. Wear this to your next costume party with one of your sleek raconteur ensembles or pair it with one of our many options. All you have to do no is work on mixing that pirate accent and your zombie groan.
Kid's Cutthroat Pirate Costume
1265311784$44.99
It’s been tough for the once lofty career pirates. Invent a couple airplanes and suddenly nobody is traveling by ship anymore! The old pirates who were especially skilled and capable of finding the best treasures have mostly retired and moved to what they claim is “somewhere warm.” Pirates retiring to Florida!? That’s just depressing. Where is the adventure!?But, all hope isn’t lost. There is another faction of would-be pirates just waiting to be picked up and brought to the seas for a long life of pilfering and swashbuckling. They’re energetic and learn faster than anyone a Seven Seas captain has ever encountered. They can climb like mad and, trust us, they will climb on anything! And, best yet, hardly any of them have ever had a paycheck, so they are ready to work for a pittance of the profit! That last one can get you in trouble with certain labor laws, but… you’re a pirate! Can’t imagine that bothers you…We’re talking about a whole new league of kiddo pirates! And, you can garb up your newest in this Kid’s Cutthroat Pirate costume to transform the tyke into a dangerous looking rebel. The black and red color scheme speaks danger! The shirt comes accented with a crisp white collar and bell sleeves, edged by stripes of faux leather and black cord. Wrist cuffs give your new pillager an edge of danger while the cropped pants are sure to keep the kid ready to climb up the mainsail for any number of tasks. Accessorize the scum with an eye patch, pistol, or a good old fashioned cutlass and you’ll be ready for all the pirating you’ve longed for. Available in adult and plus sizes so you can have your full crew up and ready in no time.
Plus Size Captain Jack Sparrow Men's Costume
1228414475$69.99
I regret nothing, ever.Wise words from the world's most infamous pirate captain! He knows that in order to have a great adventure, you have to march forward without spending any time worrying about silly things like past mistakes. Of course, that also means that you might have to fight a few enemies from your past from time to time.If you want to live like Disney's Jack Sparrow, with no regrets, then it's time to dress like the fearless captain from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This plus size costume will have you ready for adventure in no time.Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume comes with everything you need to step into the role of the cunning pirate captain! It starts with a white shirt and a blue vest that fits over top. The vest features metallic-colored buttons and can be worn open or closed to achieve a realistic Jack Sparrow look. A pair of brown pants is also included to complete the main ensemble! The costume comes with a fabric waist sash and an adjustable faux leather belt to wear around the waist. The boot covers are designed to work with most pairs of brown shoes. Finally, the costume comes with a red bandana to help you become Jack. When you have it all on, you can live a pirate's life, free of regrets!
Governor Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat for Adults
1238316150$29.99
Avast me ‘earties, Yo ho!So you’ve bought your ship. Sure it looks like a Kia, but it’s really the Queen Anne’s Revenge. You even figured out how to hoist your pirate flag, a pole stuck through the sun roof that also doubles as the crows nest. Heck, you even have a flint lock (plastic of course), and a sword (also plastic) to do battle against anyone you might come across.But you are still missing the thing that lets common folk know you are a pirate to be feared. You are missing this Governor Tricorn Pirate Hat. Now you could go claim it from some poor unsuspecting oaf, or you can just click “Add to Cart” here, and not have to face charges of (plastic) armed robbery. Besides then you would never get to sail (drive) the seven seas (highways in town) collecting your booty (the shopping)!
Cruel Seas Captain Adult Costume
1319479187$139.99
Parley. We wish to speak with the captain.The right leader can be hard to find. Especially in a group of unscrupulous, lying, cheating, no-good...wait, are we talking about politicians or pirates? Sometimes it can be hard to tell. Oh, that’s right pirates are the one with the code.The pirate code is not one to be trifled with. Under this code, the crew could vote for their commanding officers. Once a man signed this code, by making his mark, and swearing over crossed pistols, he was allotted a portion of the plunder, and was part of the decisions aboard the ship. If someone went against the code however they were stranded on the next island they came across.When you put on this Cruel Seas Captain Costume you are in turn swearing to uphold the pirate code. You promise to let the men under your command have an equal right to the loot you will relieve other ships of. When you wear this dress you agree to grant the request of parley to anyone who asks. Putting on the skull and crossbones sash makes you responsible for your crew. Any crime they commit, you commit, so find a way to keep them under control. And don't be afraid of stranding someone who breaks their oath, because that is the price you pay when you are a pirate. You live by the code. Unlike politicians.
Men's Classic Pirate Costume
1267843681$19.99
X Marks the SpotListen up, all ye salty dogs and fearless swashbucklers! Long John Silver's treasure map has just been discovered, and it's every freebooter for himself as all pirates in the Spanish Main scramble to decode it and claim the whole haul. Get aboard your ships and set sail for adventure! Ye may encounter devilish creatures like the Kraken and plenty of the King's law-abiding soldiers as ye seek out glory and riches. Product DetailsPillage and plunder to your heart's content while wearing an exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Men! A white top with a notched neckline and a jagged hem is just what you need to stay cool in the blazing heat of the tropical sun. An attached black vest with a printed skull and crossbones on the left side adds swagger, as does the black belt tied around the waist. The calf-length pants are striped with red and black, and also have jagged hemlines. Tie the black scarf around your head, and you're ready to go!A Pirate's Life Haven't you ever wished for a life of ease and adventure, full of coconuts on tropical islands, talking parrots, and hair-raising battles filled with brave deeds? Well, thanks to this outfit, you're halfway there! All you'll need to do is supply yourself with your preferred props and head out to steal a ship. A word of advice: When you're in the middle of ship-stealing, don't let the owners know that your weapons are fake. It spoils the look.
Suede Women's Pirate Hat
1279175382$19.99
Anne and Mary“If there’s a man among ye, ye’ll come up and fight like the man ye are to be!” While stories of Blackbeard and Captain Kidd are alright, they just don't hold water when it comes to the epic stories about real-life women pirates! Listen, ye, to a tale of the most famous female pirates that ever sailed the seas!Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates in the 1700s. They both had similar upbringings, dressing as boys from an early age so they could live a freer life than any girl could have. The two spent many years on the seas without knowing about each other, they met when Anne joined Mary's crew. After discovering each other's similarities in a somewhat scandalous way, they formed a feisty alliance and fought by each other's sides. Their downfall came when their ship was tracked by a government schooner. The women yelled for their mates to fight. Seeing they were outnumbered, the captain called for surrender. But Anne and Mary refused to surrender and shouted the above quote while fighting with powder and blade until they were captured!Product DetailsAre you ready to take to the seas like Anne Bonny and Mary Read? This tricorn hat is the way to make your presence known! The soft, suede texture makes this feel luxurious and is sure to impress your fellow buccaneers!
Plus Size Captain Pirate Women's Costume
1287727160$79.99
The Finest Dressed in the Seven SeasIs a pirate captain really a captain if they don't dress the part? They need to flaunt their authority with grace and fashion sense. Their crew needs to know that they are being led by someone who knows what they are doing. Who would you rather be led by- a buccaneer in some ratty rags soiled by the sea, or an inspiring captain in full naval garb? Pillaging and looting isn't worth much if the gained treasure isn't spent on some lavish personal effects to show you mean business. Now you can take command of your crew and make them give you the respect you deserve when you dress as a well accomplished pirate captain. Product DescriptionTake on all the regalia of a leader with this gold trimmed costume. The two brown belts and white jabot give a bit of extra flair to the look, indicating that you know what fashion is, even out on the high seas. The cape completes the look of an accomplished scallywag. Give it a dramatic spin for pomp wherever your sea legs bring you. A head scarf and hat top everything off and will give you some added height for your crew to look up to!Says Who? Says the Captain!Both seafarers and landlubbers will be in awe of your decorum as you strut into the room (or galley) and give off an inspiring aura. Get your crew together and do whatever you want to do. You're the captain, and what the captain says, goes!
Pirate Blunderbuss Gun with Foam Bullets
1318178708$19.99
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Avast there! A merchant galleon has appeared on the horizon, and she be riding low in the water from all that treasure she carries. All hands on deck! Prepare to board - and don't forget the weapons! We'll be celebrating in a tavern and burying treasure chests on a desert island in no time. Product DetailsGive no quarter when you carry this Pirate Blunderbuss Costume Gun with Foam Bullets! The realistic-looking prop is painted to look like an old-fashioned muzzle-loaded weapon. It comes with six black foam bullets that you can push into the barrel. Press the trigger to fire them at your target! Armed and Dangerous It's a pirate's life for you because you've got the best buccaneer costume in the seven seas! Even better, you have all the look of a swashbuckling rogue without having to worry about the scurvy or the bad teeth.
Girl's Brown Coat Pirate Costume
1312076167$39.99
What will you be when you grow up is the question asked to every young lad and lass and the variety of answers are as many as there are children asked. Your kiddo has had a number of answers over the years. Lawyer, doctor, astronaut, deep-sea diver, foreign spy, housewife, alien bounty hunter… each occupation more dangerous and adventuresome than the previous one given. You’ve attempted to temper her ambitions with calm encouragement, but who can ever prepare for when their young lady says that she is ready to set sail to the vast seas and conquer the lands under her skull and crossbone flag? Indeed, your girl is ready to add her names to the dangerous list of ship-sailing buccaneers in her effort to become the greatest pirate captain in history! Could you be more proud!?Of course, the seven seas are a dangerous place, but what the Black Pearl Orientation doesn’t tell you is just how cold it can get in the late nights when the sea sprites get really active and douse the whole environment with a mist that makes everything near frigid! It’s no doubt time to help your girl write her name into the pages of history and riches, but maybe we should be sure that she’s fully geared up. You can take the first step with this Girl’s Brown Coat Pirate costume. This stylish costume riffs on classic pirate themes, and creates a look that any little lady would be proud to wear to sea. The brown faux suede dress with bodice insert gives the perfect period look while also keeping those cold nights at bay. The lacy and ivory layers keeps the look feminine while the matching brown top skirt reminds the crew that this lady is serious and has her eye keenly on her share of the treasure—and maybe some of theirs! Faux suede boot tops with a classic pirate styling flaps over the ankles and the matching belt comes in a variety of sizes to ensure optimal style and comfort. Finish the look with the maroon head scarf with pirate flag design and she’s ready to tackle every threat on the seas.
Captain Jack Sparrow Costume for Kids
1306476281$59.99
Call Him CaptainDoes your child hunger for high adventure? Do they want to lead their very own crew of swashbucklers to magical treasures, while narrowly escaping dangerous foes? Do they desire the thrills of a pirate's life? Then maybe it's time for you to officially grant them the title of "captain" with this Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean costume, which is officially licensed from the movies. This exclusive Kid's Captain Jack Sparrow will have your child ready to take on the role of the high seas' most notorious pirate captain!Design & DetailsInspired by the clothes worn by Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow, this costume comes with everything your child needs to achieve his iconic look. The costume begins with a white, broadcloth shirt with a loose fit. The blue vest fits over top and features metallic-colored buttons in the front. The brown pants have a linen-like construction and add a realistic touch to the outfit. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around the waist, and the included faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of brown shoes. The red bandana has printed details and fits around your child's head to tie the whole look together. When your child has it all on, you'll be ready to promote him to the rank of "captain" on your next journey!
Girl's Pink Pirate Sword
1265317841$5.99
So, you and your little girl are headed on a treasure hunt? Well, X marks the spot when you're hunting for buried treasure, but actually getting to the “X” on the map can prove to be a lot more difficult than expected! You may have to fight against a whole crew of scallywags before you can claim your treasure, which is why it's important for you and your little girl to be fully prepared for a swashbuckling adventure when you take those first few steps! That's why you need this toy pirate sword!This Pink Pirate Sword gives your little girl the kind of weapon she needs when she's planning to set sail on the high seas! It's made of plastic, so it's a lot safer than a real sword while she learns how to fence like a real pirate, but it also looks just like the real thing, so it should scare off any sea dogs who try to stop her from finding treasure. Of course, it has a cute pink handle, so your little girl still gets to add a dash of her own unique style to the her look, even with her choice of weaponry!
Women's Plus Size Fearless Pirate Costume
1269778728$89.99
The Pride in PerilThe Pride of Paria has been sailing the Seven Seas for years. Landlubbers and pirates alike whisper about what the ship's captain might be searching for. This ship has faced more danger in the last few years than any other vessel in the Caribbean. It's ventured into the dark places on the map, you know the place where all those monsters are drawn onto the parchment? That's a no-go for most pirates. But The Pride of Paria spent a good two weeks exploring every nook and cranny of those coves.They fought off scaly monsters, avoided the songs of sirens. They even had dinner with a group of cannibals! Lately, the Pride has been spotted anchored at the Spanish coast and we have to say, the captain seems pretty happy with herself. Rumor has it, she finally found what she was looking for. Speaking of, your search has probably come to an end as well. No need to sail into the sunset in search of the perfect pirate ensemble, it's right in front of you!Details & DesignWhen you slip this Made by Us pirate costume on, you just might slip into an adventure as well! You can tell our in-house designers had a hand in the gorgeous jacket that's featured in this costume. It has a scroll pattern up the side and a dramatic, pointed hemline, the jacket is cinched with a red sash at the waist and has a beautiful corset layered underneath. The look is topped off with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed captain's hat. In Ship-Shape conditionNow that you've got the right costume, you should be ready to set sail. If you're looking to tweak the look to perfection pair this with a pair of tall boots, a sword, and an adventurous attitude. When you're looking so boss, one can blame you for commandeering the night.
Adult Pirate Sublimated Face Mask
1213233355$3.99
Marauder MysteriesIs there any profession more mysterious than pirating? Who was Roger, and why was he so jolly? How do you fit fifteen men on a dead man's chest? How do tough sailors get away with funny phrases like "poop deck" and "shiver me timbers"? Now you can shrowd yourself in the mystery, too! Simply slip this face mask on and you'll protect the people around you while mantaining a tough reputation!
Black Pirate Boots for Women
1213234506$59.99
Thar She GoesBeing a lady pirate is a lot to take on. It's hard physical labor for one. You rarely get a hot shower. And those filthy-mouthed pirates often need to be put in their place. Plus, there was that whole legal battle last year about female pirates not getting an equal amount of booty as their male counterparts. Luckily that has since been rectified.But there are some plusses to being the only woman pirate on a ship, as well. You get your very own cabin. You often get out of some of the deck-swabbing. And you get the best fashion on the whole ship. Just look at these very cool Women's Black Pirate Boots! They are functional footwear that will keep your toes toasty on long voyages, but when paired with your perfect piratess outfit, they also look totally cool!Product DetailsThis pair of knee-high boots is crafted from man-made materials and features both a side zipper, for easier access, and a lovely and era-appropriate back lace. The heel is a mere 1 inch tall, so it won't impede any of your on-deck activities. Put Your Foot DownJust remember not to let these stinkin' pirates push you around—after all, you earned your place on this crew as much as any of those scallywags!
Adult Cutthroat Pirate Costume
1265311595$49.99
When you were five-years-old I bet ‘pirate’ was on the top of your list for what you wanted to be when you grew up. As you grew up chances are you realized that it probably wasn’t a great career choice given the high risk and whole ‘illegal’ aspect.But even if you can’t be a real pirate, the idea of it is still quite enchanting. Sailing on the high seas for weeks at a time, getting to see foreign lands, and meeting tons of new (albeit hostile) people. It’s the thing dreams are made of for some of us.This great Adult Cutthroat Pirate Costume will make you a welcome member of any pirate crew! This pirate costume comes with everything you need to make your friends walk the plank this Halloween! The top is styled to look like a black tunic over a white shirt – but it’s all in one piece so less fuss! The shirt body is black with a faux leather placket and cord lacing. The cinch sleeves have black faux leather wrist cuffs with matching cord lacing. The matching bandana and red and black striped pants have an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit and they end just below the knees for a classic pirate look. The faux leather belt and boot covers complete the look. Practice your pirate swagger and add toy weapons such as a sword or replica flintlock pistol to complete your outfit. Check out our women's and kids' pirate costumes, for a family theme!
Toddler Girl Pirate Costume
1305724648$34.99
She may only have just taken her first steps, but is she ready to command a pirate crew? We say, yawr she is!When she turned two you started whispering pirate slang in her ear. You taught her the "Yo ho," song. Your spouse wasn’t too impressed with that one, but you still saw smiles beaming your daughter as she easily commanded the one-syllable lyrics. You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island as a bedtime story. You used the lightsabers her uncle had given to her to teach her how to sword fight and we won't even lecture you about canonical integrity. Because that's pretty cool of you.Now all you're tasked with is setting her into this Toddler Girls Pirate Costume, effectively completing her training as your first mate. She can be the tiniest member of your family's buccaneer-themed crew, or she can give that ol' scallywag Blackbeard a run for his money as the most notorious pirate of all time. She is the only one, since the day she was born, that you would trust as your first mate. She never tells you that the couch is just a couch. No, she just jumps on the makeshift pirate ship, and yells "Land ho," jumping down to fight for treasure. All the while she is swinging her lightsaber around the seven seas, she is laughing and smiling. And you would play pirates every day, because your first mate's happiness is worth more than all the pirate gold in the world.
Captain Hook Kid's Costume
1274152739$44.99
Sworn EnemiesCurse that nuisance, Peter Pan! He's always flying around overhead, pestering you and distracting you from your goal of getting off this amazing fairytale island and going back to honest pirating. He's even got that huge crocodile involved ever since he gave it a chew toy that looked like you. (Rude.) It's not your fault that you tried to do him in once or twice. That's just the pirate way. Product DetailsBe swashbucklingly sensational in your exclusive Kid's Captain Hook Costume! The unisex outfit includes a long jacket made of deep red velvet and decorated with golden trim along the edges and faux pockets. The snowy white neck scarf fastens in the back and its frills look amazing against the jacket's neckline. The black faux leather belt fastens around your waist, accented by a gold-tone plastic slide buckle. Foam-backed velvet boot tops secure under your feet with attached elastic bands. The red tricorn hat can be shaped as desired thanks to a hidden wire and is trimmed with a feather and golden accents. Neverland's Nemesis Ever since you ran aground, you've noticed that this island is a pretty unusual place. It's got real mermaids whose sweet voices sing from the lagoon, fairies who flit around trailing pixie dust, and inhabitants who never grow old. Boring! Where's the shivering timbers, the sea battles, and the planks for your enemies to walk? You'll have to shake things up a little now that you're here. In fact, Neverland could become a really amazing pirate refuge (which you'll rule, of course). If only you can avoid that crocodile...
Savvy Pirate Beard and Mustache
1279802183$6.99
PRIVATEER PROMOTIONYou'd think that it wouldn't be too often that there would be new positions available in a crew of 50 or fewer folks. But, when you are talking about life on the high seas, complete with buried treasure, supernatural storms, and the periodic mutiny, there are suprising jumps up the Jacob's ladder!Still, to even be considered, you have to look the part. "Dress for the job you want," they say! That means having the right look from head to toe; emphasis on the look. That means a mean stache and period-appropriate beard braids! DESIGN & DETAILSTo ensure that you've always got the right facial accessorization going on for all your pirate imperatives, we have shaved all our in-house pirates and produced these wondrous whiskers. The Savvy Pirate Beard and Mustache feature a simple adhesive for your face. The mustache is styled with slightly upturned tips and the beard has two small braids at the chin that end in golden beads.INSTANT GROWTHNo need to worry about the perfect facial locks for your impending pirate mutiny (and subsequent ranking position on the ship). With this Beaded Beard and Mustache kit, you're ready for all the action with none of the early morning styling required!
Pirate Flag Captain Men's Costume
1272485043$59.99
Um, did you just become a super elite pirate who mutinied his last captain to take command of the saltiest ship to be found and rule the seven seas with an iron fist and the uncanny ability to plunder enemy ships at will? Yes. Yes, you did. Because you had the foresight to pick up this Pirate Flag Captain men's costume!You might not believe us, but yeah, that was our plan the whole time with this pirate costume! We did, in fact, design this costume right here in our own HalloweenCostumes.com studios, and while, yes, we are letting folks other than yourself order it, we're sure you're going to be the best dang pirate to be found when you wear it. Cause you're gonna have a pirate flag right on your jacket!A really cool, innovative, and unique style if we may say so (way to go costume design team!) you've never seen a costume getup like this before. Striped pants and a white tunic shirt, along with two belts, make for a pretty traditional pirate style. But when you add the screen printed trench coat style jacket, well, that's when you become an elite captain! Arm yourself to the hilt from the armory of prop guns and swords that we have available, and you too will be ready to rule the high seas. Because, yeah, it's pretty much your destiny to become the Pirate Flag Captain!
Kid's Captain Hook Costume
1272960907$49.99
Time to Grow UpSome kids never want to grow up. Those kids spend their days wishing that they could head on carefree adventures forever. Other kids? Well, they can't wait to grow up (As adults, we think this is a little preposterous. We grew up an it's not all that it's cracked up to be). Those ambitious young kids want to shoulder the weight of the world. They crave the extra responsibility and the chance to lead. They want to be the captain of the ship... both figuratively, and sometimes literally!Those kids would much rather assume the role of Captain Hook than some kind of trouble-making preteen! For those kids that WANT to grow up, we have this exclusive, Made by Us, Captain Hook Costume for kids.Design & DetailsInspired by the classic character from the novels, this Captain Hook Costume has a regal, very grown-up, sort of aura. The costume comes with a soft, red jacket made out of velour. The jacket fits with gold button and loop fasteners in front. The matching pants have an elastic band in the waist to help ensure a snug, yet comfortable fit. The white cravat is constructed out of chiffon fabric and fits around your child's neck. To finish the look, the costume includes a foam-backed captain's hat, which comes with wire in the brim so you can shape it as you like! Once your child has it on, they'll be ready to command a whole ship full of pirates!
Adult Women's Brazen Buccaneer Costume
1265312111$54.99
Women who harbor the spirit of adventure just can't stand being locked up in an office, tapping away at some keyboard. No! This kind of woman desires epic fencing battles aboard a ship on the high seas, with the wind rippling through their hair. This kind of woman desires extravagant treasures won through cunning and daring. This kind of woman desires a crew of her own, who will follow her every command, even down to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker! This kind of woman... desires an awesome costume that will blow the crowd away at the next costume party that she's attending!This Adult Brazen Buccaneer Costume comes with the bold pirate girl style that will sate your thirst for high adventure! With a sexy, yet valiant look, the top features a bodice that hints at a life of swordplay on the seas, so you'd better brush up on your fencing skills. (Remember, perfect technique is all in the wrist!) Paired up with a set of sexy pirate boots and a trusty cutlass at your side, there's no gold doubloon that will be safe from your hands. Just make sure you assemble a crew of the rowdiest swashbuckling women you can find before tackling the high seas in this pirate outfit!
Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume
1312076171$34.99
Some girls have that twinkle of adventure in their eyes! They don't want to sit around while the world passes them by—they want to set sail on the high seas to find treasure and thrilling adventures! Now, your little girl will be ready to be your sidekick on your next swashbuckling escapade. This Toddler Brown Coat Pirate Costume brings the style of a buccaneer in a size that will fit your little one, so she jump into the fun of being a pirate. She may even be ready to take on the role of captain once you have her all geared up in her new pirate outfit!
Men's Budget Pirate Costume
1328679507$44.99
Every Pirate Starts SomewhereRemember when you were a child how you always wanted to grow up to become a pirate? Well, now we can finally help you make that dream come true. Unfortunately, we don't have a pirate ship for you. There isn't a crew of the best swashbuckling ruffians that we have assembled to join your voyage, either. We do, however, have exactly what you need to kick off this grand adventure. Check out this exclusive Budget Pirate Men's Costume!With your new duds, you'll be ready to sail the seven seas. Before you set sail be sure to visit all of your friends at the costume parties. They'll be happy to see you before you sail off into the sun. After all, the next time they see you they may not recognize you. You'll have made your way across the oceans and become the King of the Pirates!Product DetailsThis exclusive costume comes from our Made By Us collection. It has everything you'll need to transform into the greatest pirate to ever set sail. You can start your wardrobe change with the pirate shirt. It is designed to look like a long-sleeved collared white shirt with a black leather vest. The brown pants have an elastic waistband to ensure comfort.The accessories included are what really make this costume come to life. There's the headband and matching waist sash that features red and black stripes. The faux leather wrist cuffs can easily be tightened to a comfortable fit with the cord laces. The boot covers will make it look like you went back to the 1800s to find the perfect seafaring footwear.
Rogue Pirate Costume for Men
1296368294$59.99
Swashbuckling AdventuresWhether you are set to sail to a faraway island and avenge your father's death, on your way to storm the castle to rescue a princess on the eve of her wedding, or you are out searching for true love on a Halloween night, this Men's Rogue Pirate Costume will serve you as well as your faithful ship.You can lunge and parry with ease in the interlock knit pants’ elasticized waist. Whether you choose to use Bonetti's Defense or decide to attack with Capa Ferro, your opponent will be no match for your fencing skills...or your sense of marauding fashion. Just look at this poet-style shirt with its puffed, gathered sleeves and the attached faux suede vest! Even the likes of a prince would be jealous.Product DetailsThis rogue ensemble also includes a faux leather, black belt and trusty boot toppers, so you can traverse rocky terrain wherever you roam and stay steady on a slippery, rocking deck. Finally, no pirate worth his salt would leave on a quest without first donning a dashing crushed panne waist sash and a matching maroon bandana, which can be tied as you wish. Lucky for you, finding the perfect costume to wear just proved much easier than voyaging the high seas. But if we know you, you’ll find a way to add a bit of challenge to the circumstances! What’s the use in sailing through life when you can commandeer it?
Kid's Classic Pirate Costume
1267843848$14.99
The Jolly Roger CallsEveryone wants to know what you're going to be when you grow up. Why not tell them that you want to be a pirate? When you think about it, it's a pretty good job. You get your own ship to sail anywhere you want, far away from anyone who tells you to eat your veggies, and you have to have cool weapons. When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. What's not to love? Product DetailsLive a rover's life and dress in this exclusive Classic Pirate Costume for Kids! A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters. An attached black vest front is sewn with a skull and crossbones, and a black sash ties around your waist. Add the striped pants and tie the black bandanna around your head for good measure. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! You're being looted for treasure! Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. Pirates can still be polite. But there's no reason why you can't bury your leftover candy in a chest in your closet. It keeps any rival scallywags (aka your siblings and friends) from discovering your stash of treasure and doing a bit of pirating themselves.
Plus Size White Peasant Shirt for Men
1213242336$34.99
So, you’re back in medieval times walking down a dirt road from one village to the next, just minding your own business. Then you overhear a perfectly normal conversation between two travelers about a mighty knight slaying a devilish dragon. The story abruptly stops and you notice them with looks of horror upon their faces. They seem to be staring right at your torso, you look down and you see your favorite graphic tee or casual button-up. Next thing you know you’re being burnt at a stake and accused of witchcraft.Now that whole situation could have been completely avoided if you happened to be wearing one of our White Peasant Shirts! So if you should ever happen to find yourself thrown back in time to the medieval ages have one of these bad boys handy and you'll be good to go. This amazing, loose-fitting attire will even help you blend in at any Renaissance festivals you plan on attending. Also, you can use this old-timey shirt to complete a number of costumes for Halloween, such as a fierce pirate or a flirtatious bard costume!
Disney Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow Costume Hat
1229513102$44.99
High Seas Hat TrickJack Sparrow has a deep connection with his hat. You'd think he would have had to find a replacement over the years. From his trip to Davey Jones's Locker to the hundreds of plain ol' tropical storms that he's had to weather, his hat has been through a lot. Yet, even if it gets swallowed by the Kraken, that hat always seems to return to its rightful owner, bringing all sorts of trouble along with it. And it's a good thing, too! Jack uses his hat for all sorts of things from gathering freshwater to trapping scorpions. When you're a pirate who's constantly out for adventure, you've got to make sure all your accessories are on double duty!Product DetailsThis authentic Jack Sparrow hat will help you take on the mantle of pirate captain, even if you haven't quite found your ship yet. The molded faux leather has an aged texture that'll make it look like this hat has been at sea for years.Top it off, Savvy?A great Captain Jack Sparrow costume has plenty of little details. From the rings on his fingers to coins woven in his hair, you get to decide how far you want to take it. Still, no matter what else you're wearing, you're going to have to get yourself a high-quality captain's hat!
Jolly Roger Pirate Purse
1228414337$14.99
Flying your flagIt's nice to let you know what you're all about at first glance. Wouldn't it be nice to raise a hamburger flag when you're walking around the mall, feeling hungry? We're sure that someone would drop in and let you know if the pretzel place around the corner is giving out samples. There could be flags when you're looking for love, flags when you're looking for an argument, and flags when you're looking for your dream job. The pirates had it right all along. People knew that they were about to lose their gold and cargo when they saw the Jolly Roger flying on the horizon. Ready to let at least one flag fly? This Jolly Roger purse will let people know you're there for trouble!Design & DetailsThis pirate purse was designed by our in-house creative team. The exterior is shaped like a tattered flag while the grinning skull and crossbones are unmistakable. It zips closed to keep your belongings safe as you go carousing around town. An adjustable strap allows you to sling this purse crossbody like a bandolier or casually over a shoulder, making this the perfect purse for all sorts of costumed events!
Women's Roving Buccaneer Costume
1277404149$34.99
Safe Harbor SabotageYou look pretty sweet in ruffles and velvet. No one would assume that you've got a scheme to take the docked treasure in one of the most guarded harbors in Europe. You've been scrolling through maps and scheming with hardened rogues in the hull of your ship for months. You've come up with all sorts of ideas. Gideon Read wanted to simply take the city by fire and force but that had already been tried and stopped before. Ol' Captain Cannonbait tried to insert a spy into the ship's guard but the weasely kid disappeared within two hours. You knew your idea would work the whole time. You just had to let the big men get their ideas out first. The whole time, all you had to do was play the damsel in distress by rolling up in a rickety lifeboat. The soft-hearted Captain would hoist you up, offer you a wool blanket, and let you case the place before letting your companions on board. You might be a damsel but your not in distress!Product Details & DesignThis roving buccaneer costume is Made-By-Us, giving it a unique flair as well as a high-quality appeal that you'll be able to wear again and again. The skirt has ruching in the front and an asymmetrical hem. The waist is accented by a faux leather corset, setting off the light-weight ruffled blouse with cold-shoulder sleeves. The look is topped off with a black scarf and a jolly roger sash. Fierce FleetAre you looking to have a boat rocking good time? Use your Halloween costume again and host a pirate-themed party whether you're getting together with friends or family, our pirate catalog has selections for every size. Even a new-born rogue can join your crew! Or simply jump on board with this ensemble and see what random maties get drawn to your band of rebels. Your sails spell some serious trouble!
Parrot Handbag
1213247551$19.99
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Deluxe Kids Pirate Boot Tops
1274152738$14.99
Being a pirate shoemaker has to be a frustrating job. You put all of your time and energy into crafting a pair of stylish, handmade boots specially designed for navigating slick decks and trudging across sandy beaches, and then what fashion trend comes along? Peg legs! Sure, the pirates still have need of your services, but they’re only buying half as much merchandise, which is to say nothing of the annoyance you feel when you think about how many of your beautiful boots have wound up on the bottom of the ocean, or in the belly of a shark, or in the hull of a sunken ship. These boots are made as pairs and it just seems a shame to swap one out for a boring old peg.Ah well, at least there are still some pirates out there who appreciate the shoemaker’s trade, like whoever winds up hitting the high seas in this snappy pair of black vinyl boots. Featuring multiple gold buttons for that seafaring flair, this flashy footwear laces up to just below the knee, perfect for the added protection a true rogue needs, or for just looking sharp at your next costume party. Just please make an old cobbler’s day and promise you’ll do your best not to come home with one boot and a peg leg.
Elite Captain Hook Costume
1309919202$129.99
Have you ever wondered where this pirate craze started? An argument could be made for Johnny Depp's rough and tumble captain act. That seems a little late since so many of us grew up loving the classic striped shirt, eye-patched look. We think that once we watched Peter Pan as kids, pirates were implanted as cool guy villains in our minds for good. As much flak as Hook gets, no one can hatch a plot quite like the suave Captain Hook.His nefarious nature takes pirating to the next level. He's got an undying greed for power over Neverland, a hatred of crocodiles, and a vendetta against the wily Peter. Somehow his best-laid plans are always ending in defeat, although he gets pretty close to victory. This elite Hook costume includes the fancy jacket and vest. The jacket is a rich red and detailed with gold braid trim on both the body and the sleeves. You'll feel like a truly imperial villain, just don't forget to invest in the classic curly tresses and hat that make the Captain look so dapper. Of course, remember to obtain Hook's dangerous prosthetic. Captain Hook wouldn't be himself without his hook for a hand.You'll be ready to finally get back at Peter Pan when you deck yourself out in this exquisite captain's coat and vest. Whether you've got some fantastic Halloween plans or you've earned a starring role in a production of Peter Pan, in this ensemble, you'll have the lost boys shivering in their timbers. Now, if you could only take care of that ticking crocodile!
Lady Buccaneer Black Hat Costume Accessory
1281352628$19.99
You know what they say: a pirate is only as fierce as her hat! It may not be a very well known saying, and we can even think of a couple pretty ferocious swashbucklers that don't wear hats at all. But, you can bet if they did, their headgear would be amazing! And besides just adding to your intimidating reputation, the right hat is also a great way to show off your sense of seafaring fashion to the other pirates.Whatever type of pirate costume you like wearing while you party, adding this Lady Buccaneer Black Hat will make you a truly glamorous scourge of the high seas! The tall brimmed bicorne cap gives you the look of a masterful pirate ship captain, and the lacy and colorful ribbon trim show that you're as skilled with your style as you are with your sword!
Adult Corsair Costume Hat
1299284194$34.99
A Pirate's MarkThe mark of a great pirate? Is it their skill with a sword? Maybe it's their ability to maintain balance while performing heroic acts in a deadly battle on the sea. Perhaps it's about how much they love! Well, we think it's something else that's the mark of a great pirate. Their hat, of course! Have you ever seen a swashbuckling captain set sail without a daring hat? Nope! Every great captain wears a stellar hat while cruising the seven seas, so if you plan on commandeering a ship of your own, then you'd better be ready to wear a hat. You're going to want this Pirate Corsair Hat on your head!Product DetailsThis classic Pirate Corsair Hat is the finishing touch to any great pirate captain costume. It has a classic tricorn style, so it quickly adds that captain-like quality to your look. The faux leather material also helps create a realistic style that pirates from the 1700s would wear. It's the first accessory you need when crafting a pirate cosplay outfit. Of course, be sure to check out our full selection of pirate accessories and costumes to get your sea-faring style just right!
Deluxe Brown Boot Tops for Men
1282333696$12.99
We all know that piracy is wrong. And, we’re not talking about filming a movie at the theatre or illegally downloading your favorite video games. That’s also a major issue, but we’re currently referring to the much older variety. Raiding, pillaging, smuggling, looting, and drinking too heavily while on moving vehicles are all definite paths to doom. Now, they might also be paths to lots of treasure, fame, and epic adventure, but definitely don’t forget about the high degree of danger. Plus, your mother is definitely going to get bothered if you aren’t contacting her regularly.Still, if you heart is set on a life of adventure on the high seas, at least make sure that you are fully equipped for the trip. For your mother for Davy Jones’ sake! Now, it’s clear that you have already thought about your shirt and trousers, a nice rugged seafaring jacket, and a good assortment of weaponry and other pirate necessities. But, have you given thought to your footwear? Here is where bringing in your modern shoes is probably a really good idea, but you also need some authenticity. And, that is where these Deluxe Brown Boot Tops come into play. Secure to your own shoes with elastic straps and bright gold buttons, then lace up for the full look and you can be in modern attire while also looking the part of the pirate. Best of all worlds!
Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Women's Costume
1278000765$79.99
She's a Pirate!When we first meet Disney's Elizabeth Swann, she certainly doesn't look like a pirate. Her intricately arranged hair, delicate wardrobe, and fancy mansion all pointed to her status as a member of the upper class. Although her appearance might have made her seem only like a refined woman, her behavior revealed she was much more! She displayed a pirate's cunning and quickly adjusted to life at sea. Eventually, she even became a fearsome Pirate King!If you want to run your very own ship, you'll need an outfit that commands respect. And it wouldn't hurt to do honor to one of your favorite characters from Disney history while you're at it! Take a page from Elizabeth's book and grab your own pirate garb to start your epic adventure.Design & DetailsYou'll look just like our favorite Pirate King when you don this Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Costume. To start the outfit, we created an easy-to-wear shirt and vest combo. The off-white shirt is made from a light cotton blend, and the vest features antique brass-colored buttons. The comfortable brown pants fit seamlessly into the faux leather boot covers. A matching faux leather belt and black hat add charming detail that will have you ready to take to the seas!
Black Satin Sash Accessory
1213240438$9.99
Ah, my Lord, may we bend your ear for a tip? You seem like a merry fellow, and we would be remiss if we did not point out a small thing before you head off to the local Reniassaince Faire to join in the merry-making! Tis’ a wonderful thing, the Faire - a fine way to spend a day of your short life before you are killed by a common cold or some other pestilence that could easily be avoided with proper waste management! But no matter that, now…we can see that you are excited for a days of festivities - large mugs of ale and mead, a few horse sports, voluptuous and comely wenches as far as the eye can se, and an array of fine merchants, selling exotic spices and seasonings from across the sea! Twat a wonderful day it twill be!But we must warn you, sir - if you go to the Faire without this Black Satin Sash, your white billowing shirt will blow around in the wind, causing you to look uncouth and not worthy of good company! Seems like a silly thing indeed, for a brawny man like you to wear a Sash, but we ensure you, that is how it was done back when the nobility basically ruled a serf’s life and could make them do their bidding without recourse or representation from a court of law! And you, sir, seem like a noble sort, so play the part of the gent by complimenting your costume with this touch of black. And don’t forget your sword, a pair boots, and a jaunty hat! Now tarry on, good sir!
Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume
1213236749$29.99
Yawrrrrrgg! It looks like it’s a pirate's life for this little one! If she's ready to lift anchor and set sail into the seven seas, the first step will be to get her outfitted like a real buccaneer. So grab her this Caribbean Toddler Pirate Girl Costume and your kiddo will be ready for any adventure that comes her way this Halloween.With this spunky, fun costume, she’ll be ready to become the cutest pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. In no time she will have gathered up more treasure than Calico Jack and Blackbeard combined. Her fleet of ships will be the largest the world has ever seen. Her crew will have an unmatched amount of respect for her and an unwavering loyalty. How will all this be possible? Well, when your youngster is dressed up in this adorable Pirate Girl Costume, no one will be able to say no to her. Instead of ruling the seas with fear, she will use her cuteness to reign supreme as a Pirate Queen! Look through our adult and other child pirate costumes, and the whole family can sail around the neighborhood as the friendliest crew of candy-loving pirates for Halloween.Prepare your tiny tyke for the adventure of a lifetime with this Caribbean Pirate Costume! It comes with everything included in the picture, but we would suggest taking a look at our pirate weaponry. Being a pirate is so much more fun when you have a shiny sword to swing around!
Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume for Women
1228469229$54.99
Arrrrgh ya ready to be the finest lass in all the seven seas? Ye may think ya are, but we think you’re just missing one thing. This Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume is just what you need to start your endless reign over the sea!If you want to sail off into the horizon on a grand adventure this Halloween this is the costume for you. Once you toss on this sassy, yet elegant, dress you’ll have scurvy seadogs on their hands and knees begging to join your crew. From the top of the neckline to the bottom of the hemline of the skirt, this dress just screams out Pirate Queen. Look through our pirate accessories and pick out the cutest captain’s hat you can find along with a pair of high heel boots that say you mean business. Then you just need to arm yourself with a trusty sword and a pistol to get you out a tight situation in a pinch. If you want to live the life of a pirate then you’ve got to expect trouble around every corner and beyond every wave. But with this amazing dress and the right accessories, we know that you will prove to be victorious when faced with any challenge.If you’re ready to live life on the edge this Halloween then get your hands on this Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume. You’ll be a whole new face of fear. Only the unwisest of pirates will cross sails with you!
Plus Size Tavern Wench Women's Costume Dress
1267988160$64.99
Hop on over to the other side of the bar!Had about enough of getting the grog? Yeah, we feel ya. Well, how about a little revolution? Being a tavern girl has been tough enough, and that's not even counting all the times you've been stuck serving the ale while everyone else just gets to enjoy the fun. So, viva la good times!That's right. We think you should speak your mind to the tavern owner, and let him know that it's your turn to have a little fun. Pro tip: dumping a mug full of ale on his head would be an A+ maneuver. Of course, when you're heading out to the other side of the bar, you're going to want to get dressed in your best duds. Because you've got the night off!So, just slip into this Tavern Wench costume. It's a step up from your typical barmaid attire, and has some signature style, too. Perfect for any night of fun in ye olde village, we'll sure you'll love hitting the town in this costume!Design & DetailsThis costume is designed and made right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And, we have no problem admitting that our designers have poured their heart into this authentic and high-quality look. Available in 1X, 2X and 3X, this costume features a corset vest, cream long-sleeved blouse, and a cranberry skirt. Realistic looking details like the textured trim and metal buckles on the vest, and the long, two-layered skirt gives this costume a look that's a tad more ornate than your typical peasant fare.Ren Faire or BustYou might be shopping for Halloween, or maybe you're looking for a classic style for the annual Renaissance Faire, and in either situation, this costume will have you covered. Be sure to check out all of our accessories and props to make sure you get the most out of your costume experience!
Toddler Pirate Costume
1267843763$14.99
Pilfer and Plunder Here's the thing about toddlers: Normal property rights and unspoken, understood social norms about who has a claim on what just don't apply to them. Were you eating that bagel? Well, they saw it and they want it, so it's theirs now. Sorry. Was another kid playing with that toy? Not anymore, because they're about to commandeer it. A toddler would make an amazing natural pirate. It's a good thing for the rest of us that they don't have access to cannons. Product DetailsHoist the Jolly Roger, because your little one is ready to terrorize the Spanish Main in this exclusive Pirate Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit's pullover shirt features sewn-on black vest panels, one side of which is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. Its wrists and hemline are jagged to match the red and black pants' hemline. The long black sash can be tied as desired around your child's waist and is a great place to stash a prop or two. The rectangular black scarf can be folded and tied around the head. Belay, Me Hearties! It's Halloween: a pirate's favorite holiday! Any buccaneer would be delighted to participate in a tradition where taking candy is the name of the game. They don't even have to threaten anyone with their cutlasses and daggers. Most people are only too happy to hand over their sugary treasures to adorable little pirates. If Blackbeard had known about this hack, he would have been a lot more popular.
Girl's Cavalier Buccaneer Costume
1265316146$39.99
Pirate Style Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! You're the fiercest pirate to ever sail the world's oceans. Even Blackbeard himself gives you a wide berth! The secret to your success is your incredible courage, epic daring, and your swaggering image. It's not enough to just be amazing - you have to look amazing too! Once you run up the Jolly Roger and board a richly-laden merchant vessel, you want to intimidate your prey into giving you all of their gold and jewels without a fight. It would be harder to convince a rival captain that you're a threat if you're wearing sweatpants and jeans! Product DetailsIt's a pirate's life for you when you wear this exclusive Cavalier Bucanneer Girl's Costume! Sail the seven seas and strike terror into the hearts of honest merchant seamen as you plunder and pillage your way through the Spanish main in a legendarily dashing outfit. The cream-colored, tunic-length poplin shirt fastens up the front with gold-tone buttons. Slightly puffy sleeves and elastic in the ruffled wrists makes the shirt both practical and stylish for climbing riggings and peering through telescopes. Faux suede vest panels are sewn to the front of the shirt for an extra touch of swagger. A red-and-white-striped head scarf and red sash enhance your freebooting image. Buckle the faux leather belt over the shirt to complement the high faux suede boot tops and prepare to board! All Hands to the Ready! Shiver me timbers! You're about to become the most famous pirate on your block! They'll be talking about you in history books for years to come.
Captain Hook Hat
1290133825$49.99
Curse Peter Pan! That little flying nuisance has no respect for an honest pirate. After tricking the crocodile into chomping down your hand and leaving you with a hook, you've vowed to have his blood! (Although the hook looks kind of cool and certainly does terrify your crew. But he doesn't need to know that.) Product Details Become the most famous pirate in the world with this Hat for Captain Hook! Besides his hook, the captain is really well known for his great sense of style, especially his lid. This red hat has a stylishly curved brim and is decorated with an oversized white faux fur "feather." It's great for flourishing dramatically right before you fire a pistol at an underperforming crew member. Neverland Nuisance That's Pan, of course, not you. You're going to rule this island someday as long as you can get rid him. You decide to trick Pan into fighting you and then you'll pull an underhanded move and catch him in a man trap! It'll be great. You're even wearing your lucky hat so that everything will go well. You feel so good that you forgot that it's really hard to trap a kid who can fly...
Parrot: Shoulder Buddy
1318178740$12.99
Green and GrumpyThis parrot is very grumpy. Why is he so grumpy? Because he has been sitting at the pet store for 27 years. He’s watched young pups and kittens come and go. Boa constrictors and ferrets have lingered for only a few days each. Even the bottom-feeding fish have been hard to keep around, but this old grump has only been up for adoption once. That fell through thanks to a couple of unsavory phrases that he squawked at the very wrong moment.The pet store employees have started their own Charm School for the grumpy Gus, and it seems to be having an effect. But after 27 years, it seems the only way he’s going anywhere is if a pirate walks through the front door.Product DetailsTrust us, despite his grumpy look, he really is a nice parrot. He loves to ride on shoulders. And since he weighs about as much as a latex glove, it’s like he isn’t even there. And he holds on tight, like a binder clip, so you’d be free to move around even if he followed you everywhere. Plus, he is quite beautiful with his lime-green feathers and yellow beak. We’d even miss him a bit if you decided to give him a good home.Quiet CharmLet’s clear up one extra thing: he’s almost always quiet. A couple squeaks every now and then, but after a couple of Parrot Charm School lessons, he’s really cleaned up his language. We’re certain he’d make a perfect Parrot Shoulder Buddy for any occasion!
Ladies Pirate Hat
1228469213$29.99
We'd be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard's treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.Well... We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You're capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they'll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you'll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.