Parrot Handbag
1213247551$19.99
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Captain Skullduggery Pirate Costume
1213249423$179.99
Everybody knows that the surest sign of an able seaman is the ability to sound particularly pirate-y in everyday speech. And since this incredibly detailed costume is made for only the saltiest of dogs, we tried to give it a name that would sound at least half as swashbuckling as it will make you look—but that's a pretty tough coconut to crack!We had almost settled for Lieutenant Duplicity when our pirate expert kicked down the conference room door, stinking of fish and rum, with a flintlock pistol in each hand and a dagger clenched in his teeth. Fghfhg Fghfghfghfgh, he said. And after removing the knife from between his chompers, we discovered that he was hell-bent on naming this outfit after Captain Skullduggery instead!Recognizing that we were in the presence of a gifted pirate-talker, we immediately ceded to his demands. When you're dealing with the genuine arrrticle, that's pretty much business as usual. So if you want to harness the persuasive power of a prominent privateer, practice some seaworthy sailor slang. And it doesn't hurt to wear a dashing ensemble like this, either!The multi-part combo includes everything you need to look like a proficient parlayer, from the tips of your tricorn hat to the points of your faux-leather boot covers. The exquisite designs on the long coat and vest will lend your words an air of antique authority, and the whole outfit is designed to cut down on the time it takes to suit up, so you can set sail ASAP!
Boys Deluxe Captain Hook Costume
1265315470$69.99
We usually recommend that kids wait until they're a little older to commit to a life of piracy. It's just that what we think of as a perfectly respectable maritime occupation gets called a lot of ugly names, especially by certain individuals in the Royal Navy. High treason against the crown, they say. Very bad manners, some of them call it. But we made this great costume for your pint-sized privateer anyway, because we know that the name-callers are probably just jealous!The gold trim and buttons of the burgundy jacket will make all those spiteful labels roll off the young captain's back like sea spray on a freshly-swabbed deck. The deluxe faux-leather boot tops will have him pacing the bow like an old salt. The white lace neckpiece will give him an air of refinement and authority, and the hat crowns the look. All you need is a hook (if you like) to make this the best-looking kid's pirate costume for a thousand leagues in any direction!Just be sure to politely remind the captain that even though a corsair might be considered a scalawag in certain circles, a true pirate is not without a sense of honor. The foul mouth and rough habits of a sailor are not a requirement for the job. It's a good idea to map out some of these boundaries early on, because we wouldn't want you to get double-crossed and marooned on a desert island the first time you turn your back!
Captain Hook Costume Wig
1272484940$19.99
Behind the weathered eyes and hooked prosthetic hands of every scurvy dog and crusty old salt there lives a dashing young buccaneer with a smashing set of slick black ringlets and all of his appendages intact. That's how every privateer looks the first time he takes to the sea, and it's probably how he'd want to be remembered, unless he wound up with a really cool jewel-encrusted peg leg later on!So we've created this dashing Captain Hook Costume Wig to commemorate the halcyon days of a pirate's youth, before some accursed crocodile or wayward cutlass robbed him of his fresh face and 'extra' limbs. He cuts quite a figure, doesn't he? If those dark curls were just a little more orderly, he could probably pass for an officer in the Royal Navy. But that hint of chaos (and the faint scent of spiced rum) lets everyone know that he's a bit of a loose cannon!
Plus Size Deluxe Captain Hook Costume for Men
1272078551$89.99
Did you ever really consider the full implications of the curiosities of Neverland? In a world where greedy pirates and tribal natives, frolicking faeries and mysterious mermaids, ageless orphans and weird Wendybirds all thrive amidst equally never-ending adventure, we’re gifted with a ton of insight into how the magical qualities of the place function. Flight is a gift that comes from a light and happy heart once blessed by a toss of magical dust from Tinkerbell’s tush, generally offered only to the kids of Peter Pan’s posse. But, is that all it takes? Could mermaids fly if dappled with the dust? Could they still breathe while flying around?These are the thoughts that often plague us as we try desperately to learn everything we can about the mystical land. At least until we manage to land a dose of that pixie dust, that is, but the mere quota that we receive in the office is always dedicated to bolstering the outfits that require just that extra hint of glitter and magic. Fortunately, we do have one other way to answer those questions…And that is where you come in! There is one other bloke in Neverland that has a chance to get the serious intel and you can step right into those shoes with this Deluxe Captain Hook costume. Now, the Neverland pirate isn’t exactly the best buddy of The Pan, but, we’ve got wind that a certain pixie isn’t too fond of the flying guy’s main source of pixie dust. A few carefully placed words or a gesture with a hooked hand is sure to get the juicy details! And, with this red velvet jacket with black trim, faux leather boot covers, and a flawlessly wired tricorn captain hat, you’ll be full on Captain. In case you’re the type to go the full image, feel free to either toss your hand to a passing crocodile or just pick up the Hook Hand if you want to go less gory. Neverland, here we come!
Disney Barbossa Adult Pirate Hat
1296918705$29.99
When infamous pirate Captain Barbossa became a privateer in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, he did more than just get a new ship. He got a new hat! Working for the Royal Navy under King George II will do that for a guy.Well, we're sure you know full well that it's time for another spin through the Seven Seas, and you know that this iconic character is back for another Pirates of the Caribbean, this time in Dead Men Tell No Tales. And if you're thinking about becoming the peg leg captain dead set on revenge, well, you're going to need a sweet hat too!If that happens to be the case, look no further than this Barbossa Adult Pirate Hat. This style is a holdover from his days as a privateer, but it's still a distinguished look for any man of the sea. Be you a pirate, a privateer, or even...a dead man. Get this detailed hat to complete your costume look, and you'll be ready to set sail!
Men's Deluxe Captain Hook Costume
1272078548$79.99
Commanding a crew of misfit pirates is no easy task, so before you commit to dressing like a pirate captain in this deluxe Captain Hook costume you should consider a few things. First, since this is a pirate crew you should be prepared to have them steal and loot at every opportunity, even the hook on your hand is not safe. Also, they are always armed so do not wander the deck of your ship without a sword or pistol at the ready. Finally, they lie about nearly everything so when they tell you you're on course you might want to check the charts yourself. Fair winds, matey.
Black Satin Sash Accessory
1213240438$9.99
Ah, my Lord, may we bend your ear for a tip? You seem like a merry fellow, and we would be remiss if we did not point out a small thing before you head off to the local Reniassaince Faire to join in the merry-making! Tis’ a wonderful thing, the Faire - a fine way to spend a day of your short life before you are killed by a common cold or some other pestilence that could easily be avoided with proper waste management! But no matter that, now…we can see that you are excited for a days of festivities - large mugs of ale and mead, a few horse sports, voluptuous and comely wenches as far as the eye can se, and an array of fine merchants, selling exotic spices and seasonings from across the sea! Twat a wonderful day it twill be!But we must warn you, sir - if you go to the Faire without this Black Satin Sash, your white billowing shirt will blow around in the wind, causing you to look uncouth and not worthy of good company! Seems like a silly thing indeed, for a brawny man like you to wear a Sash, but we ensure you, that is how it was done back when the nobility basically ruled a serf’s life and could make them do their bidding without recourse or representation from a court of law! And you, sir, seem like a noble sort, so play the part of the gent by complimenting your costume with this touch of black. And don’t forget your sword, a pair boots, and a jaunty hat! Now tarry on, good sir!
Men's White Pirate Shirt
1266904578$19.99
Black Sails on the Horizon When you left to seek your fortune, you thought that joining the royal Navy was the way to go. Turns out that was kind of boring - plus, apparently they expected you to work really hard. No thanks. Signing up with a swashbuckling crew of friends who are happy to follow your orders, especially if those orders involve stealing treasure and using it to finance some pretty epic parties, is a much better plan! Product DetailsBecome the most feared and admired pirate on the Spanish Main in this exclusive Men's White Pirate Costume Shirt! The polyester broadcloth shirt has long sleeves that are gathered in at the cuffs to make your arms look great while you swordfight. The shirt's placket is embellished with wide broadcloth ruffles. No Quarter Given Everyone but treasure owners will be enthusiastic about your awesome costume! Even if there is someone dressed as a merchant captain at your next party, maybe you can recruit him for your crew.
Adult Ghost Pirate Costume Hat
1289322593$14.99
Pirate has been done. We get it they're cool, they're tough, they've got cool hats. Here's the thing. How do you update your costume? This year your pirate character could be a little "deeper". This hat will make your Bluebeard or Captain Kidd seem as if they've risen from the bottom of the sea. Thought a regular pirate was scary? Nu uh, not nearly as scary as a sea pickled undead pirate.When you're going for the finely aged buccaneer look the devil is in the details. The tricorn hat is an instantly recognizable seafaring look but the gauze hanging over the three sides gives this hat a mystical and mysterious look. Wear this to your next costume party with one of your sleek raconteur ensembles or pair it with one of our many options. All you have to do no is work on mixing that pirate accent and your zombie groan.
Jack Sparrow Compass
1283101441$24.99
A Captain's CompassEvery pirate captain needs to know how which way to steer their ship. And while most of them use a regular old compass, Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow has something even better! His compass points in the direction of what he wants most—no map or start chart needed!If what you want most is to complete your Jack Sparrow costume, you've already found your way to the right place! Our Jack Sparrow Compass Prop is a faithful replica of the one from the movie, with a faux rawhide cord, a plastic case that opens and closes, and a compass face to guide you in the right direction!
Captain Blackheart Pirate Costume
1279412469$44.99
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
Men's Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume
1275042783$119.99
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
Disney Jack Sparrow Adult Bandana and Dreads Set
1235918638$24.99
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?
Ladies Pirate Hat
1228469213$29.99
We'd be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard's treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.Well... We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You're capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they'll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you'll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.
Black Caribbean Pirate Costume Hat
1238316149$24.99
Maintaining control on the high seas is virtually impossible. You’ve got weird monsters climbing up from the depths, curses that you have to constantly cleanse, and treasure that never seems to be hiding exactly where it has promised to stay buried… not to mention loads of other competing pirates that are certain that they deserve to captain your ship more than you! There’s only so many things that a pirate captain can do to keep that edge… and swinging your cutlass and making mutineers walk the plank is only a solution for a short period of time. Eventually, they stop listening… or you run out of crew!Fortunately, the major symbol of pirate leadership hasn’t changed much over the years: the hat. A keen pirate hat commands attention and demands loyalty and you will be certain to have both with this Black Caribbean Pirate Hat. The black faux leather tricorn design makes for the most recognizable seafaring look and has a built in elastic band to ensure it fits well and is less likely to be blown away by any unexpected hurricane winds. Put your best foot (or peg-leg forward) and give the command to set sail to the next treasure horde because, with this hat, you have no fear of mutiny… probably.
Toddler Pirate Costume
1267843763$14.99
Pilfer and Plunder Here's the thing about toddlers: Normal property rights and unspoken, understood social norms about who has a claim on what just don't apply to them. Were you eating that bagel? Well, they saw it and they want it, so it's theirs now. Sorry. Was another kid playing with that toy? Not anymore, because they're about to commandeer it. A toddler would make an amazing natural pirate. It's a good thing for the rest of us that they don't have access to cannons. Product DetailsHoist the Jolly Roger, because your little one is ready to terrorize the Spanish Main in this exclusive Pirate Costume for Toddlers! The unisex outfit's pullover shirt features sewn-on black vest panels, one side of which is printed with a skull and crossbones graphic. Its wrists and hemline are jagged to match the red and black pants' hemline. The long black sash can be tied as desired around your child's waist and is a great place to stash a prop or two. The rectangular black scarf can be folded and tied around the head. Belay, Me Hearties! It's Halloween: a pirate's favorite holiday! Any buccaneer would be delighted to participate in a tradition where taking candy is the name of the game. They don't even have to threaten anyone with their cutlasses and daggers. Most people are only too happy to hand over their sugary treasures to adorable little pirates. If Blackbeard had known about this hack, he would have been a lot more popular.
Boys Captain Hook Costume
1235918443$29.99
Is your kiddo ready to be the most feared pirate in all of Neverland? Does he dream of taking down that blasted Pan and the Lost Boys? Is he a little more frightful when it comes to crocodiles than most other children? Does he hate the sound of clocks? Well, we have the perfect costume for him then. Check out this amazing Child Captain Hook Costume!This flashy costume will make your little one look like the infamous villain in the tales of Peter Pan and the magical land of Neverland. The devilish maroon jacket has a lovely gold trimming at the front and the collar edges, brocade ribbon at the sleeve cuffs, as well as a patch of Hook from the animated Disney film on the left side. The golden sash is also attached to the jacket so no worries of losing it while upon the high seas. Once your kiddo tosses on the black pants his transformation will be just about complete, he just needs to accessorize now! One accessory that is included is the white tricot dickey that can easily be fastened around your little one’s neck. Take a look through the rest of our pirate themed accessories to find him a classic pirate hook, as well as a trusty cutlass, and a fancy feathered hat just like Hook’s.Before you know it, your little one will be off to Neverland to finally settle a score with that wretched Pan. Hopefully, before he sails off on that adventure, he has plenty of fun running around town this Halloween. Who knows, maybe enough sweet treats will help him forget about his grudge with Peter!
White Pirate Shirt for Men
1213240448$24.99
Take it from those who have gone before you…the secret to commandeering a pirate ship is a well dressed, stylish captain. Dirty clothes, yellow teeth, and questionable personal hygiene doesn’t exactly instill a lot of confidence in your shipmates, now, does it? Especially when what you’re asking of them is to do the kind of plundering that could literally get them a one-way ticket to the gallows! C’mon, matey - if you don’t take yourself seriously, how can you expect anyone else to?So take our advice and get yourself one of these White Pirate Shirts. With its large billowy sleeves and laced front pocket, not only will you look the part of a swashbuckling hero who rides the sails just outside the law, but you'll have all the local sailors wondering, "How did he get so successful that he feels comfortable wearing a freshly pressed, clean white shirt in both the slums of London and on the high seas? What does he know that I don't? What's his secret...?" The White Pirate Shirt even comes with a faux leather (because you might be a pirate, but you're not a monster!) belt with a gold-tone buckle for that extra debonair touch. A'hoy!
Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Women's Costume
1278000765$79.99
She's a Pirate!When we first meet Disney's Elizabeth Swann, she certainly doesn't look like a pirate. Her intricately arranged hair, delicate wardrobe, and fancy mansion all pointed to her status as a member of the upper class. Although her appearance might have made her seem only like a refined woman, her behavior revealed she was much more! She displayed a pirate's cunning and quickly adjusted to life at sea. Eventually, she even became a fearsome Pirate King!If you want to run your very own ship, you'll need an outfit that commands respect. And it wouldn't hurt to do honor to one of your favorite characters from Disney history while you're at it! Take a page from Elizabeth's book and grab your own pirate garb to start your epic adventure.Design & DetailsYou'll look just like our favorite Pirate King when you don this Plus Size Disney Elizabeth Swann Costume. To start the outfit, we created an easy-to-wear shirt and vest combo. The off-white shirt is made from a light cotton blend, and the vest features antique brass-colored buttons. The comfortable brown pants fit seamlessly into the faux leather boot covers. A matching faux leather belt and black hat add charming detail that will have you ready to take to the seas!
Girls Rebel Pirate Costume
1314887201$29.99
For the Love of TreasureSome girls can’t get enough of treasure. They dream of chests filled to the brim with gold doubloons, rubies and strings of valuable pearls. Of course, when the treasure is that tempting, then chasing after it won’t be without danger. A girl might have to sail the seven seas and fight her way through a crew of swashbuckling scoundrels to claim the treasure for her own. She might have to gather a crew of ragtag buccaneers of her own. She might even have to commandeer a ship to use on her travels. But she’s definitely going to need an outfit that will match her hunger for adventure!Product DetailsWell, now your little girl can gear up for her pirate adventure with this Rebel Pirate costume for girls. The costume brings a modern twist to the classic pirate look. It comes with striped pants and a matching black top. The costume has various skull decorations through to help give your child the kind of intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of her enemies. Once she has it on, she’ll be ready to command her own crew of scurvy dogs in search of treasure.Pirate PonderingsOf course, you’d better teach her all about fencing and the rogue lifestyle before you send her off to sail the seven seas, since there’s going to be a lot of competition to find that pirate treasure! Make sure to add one of our pirate swords to your order—she’s going to need it if she wants to fight her way to victory.
Toy Pirate Cutlass
1324632611$14.99
A pirate without a sword? No! What? That would be like a chef without a knife, a ref without a whistle, a ship without sails - it isn't going to work, people! We’re starting to panic! Why, oh WHY would anyone dress up as a pirate and not have a sword? What kind of cruel world is this? Is there no joy anymore? No adherence to protocol? For the love all things good and right, please add this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword to your swashbuckling costume; you’re look will become so much more authentic. Because if the world is such that a pirate must sail without a sword, where will it end? Will clowns forgo their balloon animals? Will flappers let fall their boas? Save humanity from a devastating blow--pick up this plastic pirate sword and set the right course.
Adult Queen of the High Seas Costume
1267446195$44.99
You’ve been busy putting those fellas in their place since you were old enough to crawl and talk. Why should Halloween be any different?When people think of a ferocious pirate captain, nine times out of ten, they think of a man. Sigh. While it may take some time to change perceptions, in the meantime, there’s you: kicking booty and taking names. Those sea scum sure won't know know what hit ‘em when you board ship! No time to parley; you're tired of playing second fiddle to the boys in the pirate crew, and with some smart moves, you'll easily mutiny and dispose of the old Captain stereotypes. And then? You'll be Queen of the High Seas, of course! And with the outfit to prove it, no less (provided you take our advice and snatch up this Adult Queen of the High Seas Costume!) This look features a jagged-hem skirt, off-the-shoulder top, and even the long head scarf to keep your locks protected from the salty sea air. When it’s time to come ashore, add a fab pair of boots and prepare to take charge of your next social event in this getup. All this rags-n’-riches look needs to make it as fearsome as you are is a pirate sword. We’re betting you won’t even need a pet parrot; you can teach those boys to repeat after you.
Elizabeth Swann Hat
1280847991$29.99
A Pirate's LifeSometimes when life puts us into an unexpected scenario, we say that we've been "thrown into the deep end." For Disney's Elizabeth Swann, this phrase was literal! Who expects to fall into the ocean, let alone a pirate's life!? Fortunately, Elizabeth was highly suited to the sea and eventually became one of the fiercest pirates of all!Jump into your own adventure with this Elizabeth Swann Hat! Whether you want to complete a cosplay or create your own Caribbean costume, this officially licensed accessory will do the trick. It has wire in the brim, so you can shape it however you like, and the stiff faux suede material will help it stay in place!
Women's Beautiful Buccaneer Costume
1271740037$39.99
SASSY SASHESDo you know why the horizon at night gleams with a comforting red glow? The reason, according to legend, comes down to the fierce qualities of the Queen of the Sashes. The story goes that a mighty pirate set to the sea to explore every last corner of the world. Each place she visited, she would demand that the inhabitants there offer her the gift of a sash. Those who complied were given treasures and praise, such that they raised up sashes of their own all over their home. Those who refused? Well... let's just stick with happy stories, for now! And, yes, technically, the red glow is due to the diffraction of sunlight and the fact that red waves of light can travel longer and avoid being scattered far off into the atmosphere. But let's stick with the tall tale for now. We're thinking a bright red sash might just add the perfect pop to a classic pirate woman costume, so we did just that when we designed this Women's Beautiful Buccaneer Costume. This style might not turn you into Queen of the Sashes, but we're sure it will make for a memorable Halloween!DESIGN & DETAILS Set sail to glory with this Beautiful Buccaneer costume. This fantastic costume was designed by our own legendary costume design team after they returned from the very same far corners and learned of this sassy sailor. This Made By Us look features a ruffled top with a dark corset and an asymmetrical black skirt with tulle and lace accent. Channel your own Queen of the Sashes style with the dark red bandana and follow that up with two sashes for your waist: one a printed pirate map and the other a matching red, woven fabric. HEADING TO FUNSail the seas, claim the cabin, and master the maps of mysterious places all over the world when you feel fierce and powerful in this unique pirate costume. Sashes-a-plenty and maps galore, you're going to have looks for leagues in this!
Kid's Realistic Pirate Wig
1323415326$24.99
Here There Be PiratesAvast there, sailor! It's been whispered around Tortuga that ye be a famous pirate captain who's looking to sign on a tough and glory-hungry crew for pillaging the Caribbean seas! If ye've got a ship, ye won't be short of eager candidates who want to find treasure. They'll be happy to join you anytime: They can see by your cool hairstyle that you're the real deal. Product DetailsRob treasure galleons on the Spanish Main and make yourself rich with plunder (the candy kind, anyway) when you wear this exclusive Realistic Pirate Wig for Kids! A thick hairpiece of brown faux hair styled into long dreadlocks dangles past your shoulders. Accessories including a red bandanna and two strings of beads come pre-attached. Its mesh wig cap features a comfortable elastic edge. Yo Ho Ho! When you've got Jolly Rogers to hoist and gold coins to bury, you can't be worrying about having the perfect pirate look. Fortunately, this wig is just what you need!
Pirate Parachute Skirt Black
1268618143$24.99
Full Sail for FashionAvast, mateys! It’s time to pillage and plunder! Adventure beckons on the Spanish main. Gold coins and treasures by the trunkload await the daring seagoing thieves who brave the thundering surf and mighty cannons of their merchant prey. Muskets may fire and sabers slash, but a true pirate is never daunted in her quest for riches.Of course, in order to strike terror, awe, and maybe a little envy into the hearts of her victims, a pirate lady needs the appropriate getup. Here at Fun.com, we’ve got you covered – literally! Down a briny back alley, next to a grog shop in Port Royal (step over the rum-addled drunks), there is a secret tailor shop that specializes in outfitting only the fiercest of buccaneers. The finest, silkiest polyesters from the exotic West Indies often pass behind its dim counter, ready to be made into garb fit for a seafaring queen. For the measly price of two pieces of eight, the scarred tailor with the tattered eyepatch will create a masterpiece of style and function. You are destined to be famous as the best-dressed pirate in history!Product DetailsFamous lady rogues Anne Bonny and Mary Reade have nothing on you when you wear this dashing Pirate Parachute Skirt. Made of 100 percent polyester, this one-size-fits-most skirt has a comfortable braided drawstring waistband. It is lightweight, breathable, and won’t slow you down while you climb the riggings or bury a chest of doubloons. An interior ribbon ties the fabric back to transform your look from a straight skirt into a fuller flounced look – perfect for celebrating in style after pulling off a successful raid.Dress Up, Me HeartiesChannel your inner pirate when you wear this fabulous skirt to your next plundering session. Pair it with your favorite blousy shirt, knee-high boots, and big hoop earrings, and you’ll be as sensational as you are swashbuckling!
Blade of the Damned Dagger
1239087748$10.99
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
Plus Size Pirate Wench Deluxe Women's Costume
1275267584$69.99
If you expect to make it as a successful pirate, there are a couple important guidelines you'd best be aware of. One is to not mark your buried treasure stashes with a giant X (that's just a dead giveaway these days). The real piece of advice we can offer, though, is to slip on this exclusive Plus Size Deluxe Pirate Wench Costume while you're scouring the high seas for booty!Of course, these are simply suggestions, and not the rules of living the pirate life. In fact, the best part about being a pirate is that there are no rules to begin with! But we have noticed (in our extensive pirate research) that if you're careful with your treasure, and you dress in a sassy and intimidating outfit, your plundering days will be much more successful than if you just sail around, guns blazing! We also suggest adding plenty of accessories to your pirate look, since you never know what troubles you'll be confronted with. And keep in mind, aspiring pirate, that sometimes just a sexy dress is all you need to stop your enemies in their tracks!Our satin and soft velvet costume dress strikes the perfect balance between glamorous and fearsome. The long layered skirt looks elegant while letting you show some leg, so be sure to add your favorite pair of pirate boots. Once you're dressed for action, all you'll need are an accessory sword and pistol, and any flashy jewelry to show off what you've plundered, and you'll be on your way to a legendary career of piracy! Just remember to pick something other than an X to mark your loot with...
Brilliant Buccaneer Costume for Girls
1228415044$39.99
Buc the TrendsIf your gal is more a leader than a follower, more an adventurer than an observer, more a doer than a thinker, and more apt to take risks than to play it safe, then lo and behold, matey. You may have a willful little pirate on your hands!Want to be sure? Have her slip on this Kid's Brilliant Buccaneer Costume and see what she gets up to. Does she immediately ask for her sword to protect her from attacking ships? Does she come downstairs and order her little brother to swab the deck before breakfast? Does she return from the pet store with a new parrot, or invest her savings in a vintage trunk to store her treasure? If you said "yes" to any of the above, then it's confirmed! Your fearless kiddo is headed for a life at sea, so it may be best to stay on her good side. Design & DetailsShiver me timbers! This may be the most incredible pirate costume we've ever seen. Made exclusively by our in-house designers, this look comprises incredible details fit for only the most feared and revered pirates. It includes the stunning deep pink brocade jacket complete with gold buttons, dramatic cuffs, and an attached belt. The boot covers bring in the same deep pink hue and make your kid's footwear appear instantly seaworthy. The shirt is a black background printed with golden pirate skulls, as well as a frilly white collar. Add the tricorn hat — a pirate staple — and your little scallywag is ready for the high seas...or at least an amazing night of trick or treating!
Pirate Skull Ring Accessory
1272078532$7.99
Sometimes when you're a pirate you have to make sure everybody around you knows that you're the one in charge and you mean business. One of the most effective ways to do that is by wearing skulls or bones wherever you can. The problem with this is that although it does establish your toughness, bones just aren't a very pretty thing to wear by themselves and they can smell a little bit too much for people to be able to, let alone want to stick around and listen to what you have to say. Get a load of this skull ring though. It can both show your power as captain and show off your wealth. There's absolutely no smell to it either so the rest of the crew can respect you as the only person on the ship who bothers to shower every now and then. Not a pirate? This also works great for a vampire or goth costume.
Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume for Women
1228469229$54.99
Arrrrgh ya ready to be the finest lass in all the seven seas? Ye may think ya are, but we think you’re just missing one thing. This Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume is just what you need to start your endless reign over the sea!If you want to sail off into the horizon on a grand adventure this Halloween this is the costume for you. Once you toss on this sassy, yet elegant, dress you’ll have scurvy seadogs on their hands and knees begging to join your crew. From the top of the neckline to the bottom of the hemline of the skirt, this dress just screams out Pirate Queen. Look through our pirate accessories and pick out the cutest captain’s hat you can find along with a pair of high heel boots that say you mean business. Then you just need to arm yourself with a trusty sword and a pistol to get you out a tight situation in a pinch. If you want to live the life of a pirate then you’ve got to expect trouble around every corner and beyond every wave. But with this amazing dress and the right accessories, we know that you will prove to be victorious when faced with any challenge.If you’re ready to live life on the edge this Halloween then get your hands on this Women’s Plus Size Wicked Wench Costume. You’ll be a whole new face of fear. Only the unwisest of pirates will cross sails with you!
Plus Size Rum Captain Costume for Men
1286724794$59.99
Yo Ho Ho and a Barrel of Rum Pirates are salty dogs, scurvy scallywags, and well-known appreciators of the occasional mixed drink or two. Who can blame them? The tropical sun can make a buccaneer work up a powerful thirst, and fresh water goes bad quickly on the high seas. Oh well, better make another coconut or pineapple-flavored drink. A freebooter has to be hydrated before he raises the Jolly Roger! Are there any paper umbrellas left? Product DetailsSet sail for fun when you wear your exclusive Plus Size Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume's top fastens up the front and is made of red poplin. It's designed to look like a seafarer's jacket, complete with turned-up cuffs and metallic cold trim. The cuffs are sewn with white chiffon ruffles to match the ruffled jabot that secures around your neck. Two faux leather belts can be fastened around your torso. Tie the triangular chiffon scarf as desired and complete your dashing appearance with the brown foam-backed tricorn hat! All in a Day's WorkWhen he's finished raiding merchant vessels and swabbing decks, an honest pirate likes to relax at a nice tavern and have a glass of his favorite drink before he leaves for more pillaging and plundering. If you let him visit your party and help himself to the drinks, he promises not to loot the place. That is, he won't loot it of valuables, but you might not have many beverages left after he and his crewmates leave.
Authentic Adult Pirate Wig
1275633433$24.99
You're not a true buccaneer until you're wearing an Authentic Pirate Wig. Think about it, the most respected pirates usually have a head full of thick lush hair. Don't take our word for it: Captain Hook, Black Beard and Jack Sparrow all say (and look) the same. Take some advice from some of the most infamous pirates there are and add this pirate wig to your pirate costume. You've worked long and hard on your pirate accent and you've maybe even memorized some pirate slang. But you won't be completely ready to make someone walk the plank until you dress in the authentic pirate costume and top it off with a realistic pirate hairstyle that will have all of yer mateys green with envy. This adult pirate wig is made of 100% synthetic brown hair and is accented with several braids, a few dreadlocks, and beaded details. Add our red pirate bandanna to complete this surly look!
Men's Rum Captain Costume
1286724989$49.99
There's a Mixed Drink on the Horizon! Avast, ye swabs and scurvy dogs! Look alive as you hoist the mainsail, swab the decks, and do other nautical-sounding stuff! The breeze is fair across the waves and will sail us quickly into the harbor of the tropical island paradise on the horizon. There we'll be able to take up honest pirating once again: and by that, we mean spending our ill-gotten doubloons to celebrate with delicious drinks topped with little paper umbrellas. Product DetailsWant an outfit that looks dashing, dangerous, and ready to party? You need this exclusive Rum Captain Costume for Men! The costume includes a long red poplin top that's designed to look like a nautical jacket. It's decorated with gold trim along the center front and around its turned-up sleeve cuffs, which are also sewn with white chiffon ruffles. The matching chiffon jabot can be fastened around your neck. Two faux leather belts with gold-tone buckles secure around your waist. The foam-backed tricorn hat looks extra awesome when worn over the triangular chiffon scarf. A Pirate's Life Being the swashbuckling pirate captain isn't all Hurricanes in tall, frosty glasses, you know. It's also full of important duties, like provisioning the ship for the next long voyage through the Spanish Main. You have to calculate how well the supplies held out on your last trip and plan accordingly. For instance, when you sail out again, you'll probably need fifteen casks of rum instead of five. Thirsty pirates get cranky, after all. You can leave some of the gunpowder behind to make room - it's not as important.
Elite Captain Hook Costume
1309919202$129.99
Have you ever wondered where this pirate craze started? An argument could be made for Johnny Depp's rough and tumble captain act. That seems a little late since so many of us grew up loving the classic striped shirt, eye-patched look. We think that once we watched Peter Pan as kids, pirates were implanted as cool guy villains in our minds for good. As much flak as Hook gets, no one can hatch a plot quite like the suave Captain Hook.His nefarious nature takes pirating to the next level. He's got an undying greed for power over Neverland, a hatred of crocodiles, and a vendetta against the wily Peter. Somehow his best-laid plans are always ending in defeat, although he gets pretty close to victory. This elite Hook costume includes the fancy jacket and vest. The jacket is a rich red and detailed with gold braid trim on both the body and the sleeves. You'll feel like a truly imperial villain, just don't forget to invest in the classic curly tresses and hat that make the Captain look so dapper. Of course, remember to obtain Hook's dangerous prosthetic. Captain Hook wouldn't be himself without his hook for a hand.You'll be ready to finally get back at Peter Pan when you deck yourself out in this exquisite captain's coat and vest. Whether you've got some fantastic Halloween plans or you've earned a starring role in a production of Peter Pan, in this ensemble, you'll have the lost boys shivering in their timbers. Now, if you could only take care of that ticking crocodile!
Kid's Short Curly Pirate Wig
1323415327$14.99
Dressed to ImpressArrr, matey! It's the pirate's life for us! What they don't tell you about the pirate life, though, is that besides the wave-tossed seas and scurvy-ridden crewmates, you have to go several months between barber appointments. Is it any wonder that most pirates' hair is long and tangled? Fortunately, you have a marvelous head of curls and you understand the importance of appearance when it comes to pirating. Seeing your glorious locks, your victims always surrender immediately. Surely, they think, someone with such magnificent hair is worthy of pillaging our gold! Product DetailsEven Captain Hook can't compete with this marvelous, exclusive Short Curly Kid's Pirate Wig. Sail the Seven Seas with pride while wearing your dashing wig complete with luxurious dark faux hair. The salt spray will never make the curls frizzy, and thanks to its snug, comfortable fit, even the fiercest of mock battles will never shake it loose from your head (although a few bobby pins wouldn't hurt). Shiver Me Timbers! You'll be pillaging candy right and left this Halloween, thanks to your amazing wig! Remember to share equally with your crewmates - generous captains never get marooned!
Girls Buccaneer Costume
1311643156$54.99
Being a parent is tough. You have to constantly teach your child all sorts of lessons to ensure that they grow up valuing the virtues of honesty, hard work and how to play nice with others. You also have to teach her how to share, how to eat her vegetables and how to do her homework.…or you could just raise your little girl to be the most ruthless pirate on the high seas, with a cunning wit and a devastating sense of style to match. Swashbuckling pirates don’t need to do learn any of those lessons, since they spend their time traversing the oceans, stealing treasures and getting into scuffles with other pirate crews. Yes, if you plan on raising your child as a pirate, then you’d better teach her how to use a cutlass and you’d definitely better get her this girl’s buccaneer costume.This exclusive costume takes the dashing look of a pirate captain and shrinks it down to a size for your little girl. It comes with all the pieces you need to transform her into the rough and tumble pirate she’s always wanted to be! It comes with a jacket, shirt front, pants, hat, belt and hip scarf, so all you need to complete the look is to grab a pirate sword and head onto your ship (you have a ship, right?). And the best part is, you don’t need to teach her any of those boring lessons, since you’ll be too busy teaching her how to steal gold doubloons!
Plus Size Cutthroat Pirate Costume
1318015342$34.99
Yaaaaarrrrr, who be up for a life of piratin'? If ye be the seaworthy type o' fella, me hearty, then have we got an offer of a lifetime. Join our piratin' crew, and you'll have all the ships o' the sea to plunder! Yer life will be filled with nothing but adventure, saltwalter and stale food...uh... oh. That doesn't sound that great. But, yaaaarrrrr! I suppose there be plenty o' swashbucklin' sword fights! And lots of scurvy! ..wait, lots of scurvy? Eww. Did we mention total anarchistic freedom? But also no DVR...Now that we think about it, pirating might not be such a great gig. It seems like maybe movies and books have romanticized it a bit too much. But we won't hold it against you if you wanted to keep the fun, unrealistic pirate fantasy in your head going as long as you want. In fact, we've got this cool Cutthroat Pirate Costume to help you out, it seems pretty great with no scurvy in sight.This costume is perfect for Halloween or just any random pirate party. It's a durable 100% polyester interlock knit fabric, with a look that shouts "Yo ho and a bottle of fun." The costume also comes with a bandana and faux leather boot covers with an elastic band on the bottom. Grab one of our pirate swords from our accessory store and you'll be dancing jigs in no time. Just try to limit the excitement to pretend pirating, because, really, who wants to live without convenient nearby fast food? We'll pass.
Kid's Disney Jack Sparrow Costume Hat
1279175373$29.99
If you've seen all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies then you know that Jack's lost his hat more times than we can count but somehow it always comes back to him. Take, for instance, every time Captain Jack gets arrested, though they always take his hat, he always makes sure he gets it back from the jailer, even if it's through questionable means. Whether he's taking on the Kraken or he's stuck tugging his ship along a desert landscape in Davey Jones's locker Captain Sparrow keeps his jaunty cap on his head if he can help it. Yeah, there are those who try and steal it away, that monkey in particular but this tan leather hat wouldn't look right any anyone but good old Jack or your very own child when they're dressed like Captain Jack. Whether your little one is battling sea monsters or simply trick-or-treating, they'll really get into it when they put on this high-quality tricorn hat. After all, who knows if it's what's in Captain Jack's head or on his head that's kept him out of trouble again and again.
Captain Jack Sparrow Mens Costume
1228414469$59.99
AlmostMany have tried. The Navy, Captain Barbarossa, and even the nefarious Davy Jones! All of them remember the day that they almost caught Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. Despite all of their attempts, he always wriggles his way to freedom in a fantastic exit. If you've ever dreamt of narrowly escaping capture from your foes, then perhaps it's time that you jump into the role of the world's most slippery pirate of them!This exclusive Adult Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume helps you look just like the cunning rogue, so can head on adventures of your own. You can make everyone remember the day that they almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!Design & DetailsThis adult costume is officially licensed from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean series. It takes inspiration from his main outfit and comes with many pieces to help you look the part! The costume outfit starts with a white shirt and a vest. It also comes with a pair of brown pants and a pair of boot covers that fit over your own shoes. The belts and sashes included help give you a bit of swashbuckler style. The finishing piece comes in the form of a red headscarf, which can be tied around your head to provide you with that classic Captain Jack Sparrow appearance! When you have the whole ensemble on, even a nasty Kraken will have a tough time trying to catch you.
Kid's First Mate Costume
1238964594$19.99
On the JobWell, this is a pickle! Our yacht sank in a terrible storm and now the whole crew is stranded on a desert island. It's a situation that brings a prickle of fear to even the stoutest hearts, but fret not - we have a spectacular first mate! As soon as we had dragged ourselves onto the beach's white sands, she had swung into action, harvesting huge palm leaves to make comfy tents, collecting dried grass to make a big signal fire, and cracking open coconuts so that everyone could have a delicious beverage. She even found hollow reeds to use as straws! Thanks to her quick thinking, everyone is having a great time on this island. It would be almost sad to get rescued now!Product DetailsSet sails for the horizon in this exclusive First Mate Costume for Kids! The blue capri-style shorts are perfect for striding the decks or lounging on shore beside the dock. The blue-and-white-striped shirt with its "weatherbeaten" jagged hemline is just the right choice for handling the wheel or adjusting the bow lines. A red bandanna keeps the sun from frying your head while you're out on the open seas - and looks dashing to boot! A Good Day to SailOnce the rescue boat delivered us all from the island, it was clear that the first mate was still the crew's MVP. She's just as brave and talented on board a ship as she is when flagging down the Coast Guard's plane. Shipwrecked or shipboard, she's a star!
Infant Swashbuckler Pirate Costume
1322077814$34.99
Hand over Your Rattles! There's a new threat to honest merchants, and it sails aboard a ship that flies the Jolly Roger. Until now, the world has trembled with dread at tales of Blackbeard and his fearsome crew, or Henry Morgan and his dastardly deeds, but let us tell you that they pale in comparison to the new buccaneer. Why? Because the pint-sized pirate is so cute that you'll gladly give up all of your treasure without even putting up a fight! Product DetailsYour baby will be the sweetest scurvy scallywag ever to sail the seas, thanks to this exclusive Swashbuckler Pirate Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit's top has a cold-shoulder design with red-and-black-striped straps and a wide, off-the-shoulder ruffle edged with red stitching. The pants portion has printed red and black stripes, and is super comfortable for wearing on a sea voyage or a trip in the stroller. The black belt secures behind the waist and features a foam backed gold-tone buckle as well as a fabric sword. A black felt eye patch with a printed skull and crossed swords looks too cute for words when paired with the bow-bedecked headband. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkWeigh anchor, because this little pirate is about to embark upon her first Halloween adventure! You have to come too, as the trusted first mate, so you may want to find a pirate ensemble of your own. Your job description involves making sure that the captain always has a clean diaper, a teething toy, and a pacifier for nap time. In between battles with the Royal Navy, the fearsome scallywag will also want some snuggles.
Women's Lace Up Pirate Boot
1282444740$94.99
These Boots Are Made for Mauradin' If you want to be successful at anything you do, wearing the proper footwear is key. You wouldn't try to run a marathon in a pair of ballet flats, would you? Of course not. So if you're an aspiring pirate queen ready to acquaint treasure galleons with your cannons, you'd gear up with the right kind of boot. Product DetailsStride the deck of your ship or swing through the rigging to attack a merchant craft in this pair of Women's Brown Lace Up Pirate Boot! The calf-high boots are made of brown faux leather with a wide cuff, gold-tone grommets and buckles, and brown laces. Hoist the Jolly Roger Accent your fearsome costume with these equally fearsome boots! Of course, if you want to wear them around the house or to work, we definitely won't judge.
Deluxe Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume for Men
1275167119$99.99
He's a CaptainDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow is a man who craves freedom! He wants to sail to faraway lands whenever he feels like it. He wants to chase after priceless treasures on a whim. He wants to have his rum and live a life of skullduggery… and that's probably why he's resigned himself to living the life of a pirate.Pirates live on the outskirts of the law and they play by their own rules. If you're ready to play by your own rules, then you may be ready to step into the shoes of Captain Jack Sparrow with this officially licensed costume.Design & DetailsThis Adult Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume comes with all of the pieces you need to become the legendary pirate. The costume begins with a shirt with an attached vest. The coat is designed to look like the one worn by Jack in the movies and fits over the shirt to give you an authentic pirate style. The belt and fabric sash fit around the waist. The boot tops fit over most pairs of shoes, so you can wear them with your most comfortable pair of boots. The costume also comes with a red headscarf and a pirate hat to help you feel like a true captain. The only thing missing from this costume is your own pirate ship to sail you to new adventures!
Girl's Budget Pirate Costume Dress
1325842869$29.99
A Pirate's Life For SheThe seven seas are calling out to your little girl. An adventure awaits her. There's nothing you can do to stop her from answering the call and venturing out to sail across the ocean. So you might as well make sure she has everything needed for this journey. The first thing she's going to need is a new look. Something that says she's ready for whatever the waves throw her way. This exclusive Girl's Budget Pirate Costume Dress will be perfect!Your kiddo will be ready to take on all the enemy pirates in the sea and any other threat swimming around out there. Whether it be a school of hungry sharks, the Kraken, or Davey Jones himself! With this getup, your little pirate will be confident enough to conquer the entire ocean. She can start her plundering on those sea-fearing landlubbers this Halloween. Take her door to door and let her gather up the tastiest loot each house has to offer.Product DetailsThis pirate costume is one of our very own exclusive Made By Us products. We have ensured that your pretty pirate will have everything she needs to become one of the most feared names across the seven seas. Comprising five different parts, this costume will make her transformation flawless.The pirate shirt has white sleeves that go down just past the elbows. The bodice is designed to have a leathery appearance as well as crisscrossed red ribbons. The knee-length skirt has a red and black diagonal striped pattern. Her headband has a matching color scheme. A notorious pirate hat is included along with a pair of pirate-styled boot covers.
Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume
1213233575$49.99
Here’s the thing: people have a very narrow view of pirates. All they conjure is swashbuckling on the high seas. But like everything, pirate life has evolved. Gone are the good ole’ days of treasure hunting without GPS and carefree sailing, disconnected, through the waves. The modern life of a pirate is much more complex. There is a board of directors (and meetings to attend), there are pirate “co-work” spaces and endless informal coffee chats with interns, there is a lot of social media upkeep, and treasure is all traded in bitcoin. You, of course, know this, as regional captain of your crew. In fact, one of the biggest issues of a modern pirate lass is where to buy pirate-specific ensembles now that everything is made for a sedentary life on land. Athleisure wear just isn’t your thing. Ahoy! This Plus Size Pirate Wench Costume can transition from day meetings to night adventures and even to the high seas (once your vacation time kicks in). The outfit has dramatic details like an adjustable skirt and laced corset, as well as an off-the-shoulder shirt that can be pulled up for a morning meeting with the West Coast captain and pulled down for an evening out with your crew. When you combine this pirate-perfect look with your own swashbuckling attitude, commanding the professional attention of pirates and landlubbers alike will be easy. We know it’s hard out there for a modern day lady pirate, so allow us to make getting dressed easier. We don’t know what to tell you about the hundreds of emails you get a day; maybe just take to the sea and throw your laptop overboard.
Parrot Pal Shoulder Accessory
1325842874$12.99
Perfect Pirate Prop Congratulations on becoming a buccaneer on the Spanish Main! Now that you have a few pillagings under your belt, you're going to want to start thinking about your image. There's no need to be as hardcore as Blackbeard, but it wouldn't hurt to have a feathered friend who can squawk "Shiver me timbers!" on command and make you look awesome. Product DetailsThis exclusive Parrot Pal Shoulder Costume Accessory is an ideal addition to a pirate or zoologist outfit! The faux red parrot is decorated with red, yellow and blue feathers. Its realistic-looking yellow feet are attached to a flexible fabric base, which can be secured around your shoulder via its same-material ties. You'll have to supply the bird noises yourself. Pieces of Eight Set sail to find treasure! You've got a great companion and a fair wind, so your voyage is sure to be a success. Just don't tell your parrot where you've hidden your chest of gold coins. Parrots are cute but chatty, and there's no guarantee that they won't tell the whole world where to find the "X" that marks the spot.