Your Hour of PowerIt seems like there was a god or goddess for everything back in the day. Romans and Greeks had goddesses that made sure that plants and gardens were healthy. They believed in a messenger goddess that would paint rainbows in the sky. and let's never forget the handful of goddesses and gods that were involved in hunting and warfare. If you were a Greek Goddess, what would be your area of expertise? Would you be the goddess of inspiring women to seek passive-aggressive yet genius revenge on cheating exes? Maybe you'd be the guardian of Friday nights, inspiring young couples to go on an adventurous bike ride rather than zoning out in front of the tv for the sixth night in a row. Now that we're writing this, we need those old-school gods and goddesses in our modern era! Take the reigns with this gorgeous exclusively designed Grecian gown. Product Details & DesignThis lightweight gown is Made-by-Us so you can be sure that your costume is both unique and durable. Why wear a goddess gown once when it's so pretty that you'll want to wear it again and again! This dress has a gorgeous one shoulder cut with a sheer, sparkly material making up the bell sleeve. With a distinctly Grecian trim, you're sure to love how powerful and elegant you feel in this gown. A Place in the starsIf there was a goddess that helped the lonely hearts of this world build the perfect dating profile, we'd name a constellation after her in a minute! We need some serious help from deities these days. Take the power and take your place in Olympia at your next Halloween party. And hey, when you're out there bestowing blessings on the mere mortals of the world, we clued you into this gorgeous look. So yeah, bless us too, please!
Et Tu, Brute? Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. We come not to bury Caesar but to celebrate his fantastic sense of style. Imagine all the things that Julius Caesar accomplished in his lifetime. He led a the mightiest of armies. He named himself dictator of the Roman Empire. He conquered Gaul - not that Gaul's natives appreciated this acheivement. "We were FINE, Caesar!" they said. "Go open your national smoothie chain somewhere else!" Or something like that. None of these successes can compare to the fact that he made a breastplate, a man-skirt, and knee-high, lace-up sandals look good. People are still wearing his footwear thousands of years later. That's a real victory! Product Details Your subjects will be in awe of your lordly threads when you wear your Julius Caesar men's costume! The sleeveless polyester jersey is pullover-style, because ain't nobody got time to work buttons when they're leading a military charge or running from 60 murderous Roman senators. A red satin cape billows impressively behind you as you stride across the battlefield. It attaches to a gold collar that's printed with some awe-inspiring winged lions and filigree detail. Matching armbands keep you protected while you battle and the accompanying gold laurel is perfect for encircling your noble brow. If you really want to be daring, nix the shirt! Nothing says confidence like a Roman dictator. Ruler, Conqueror, Fashion TrendsetterYou're all that and more! Embrace the daring and devil-may-care duds of one of history's greatest warriors as you claim your destiny (we hope it includes plenty of glory and very few pointy knives). Strut into the Senate with your head held high. Unless it's the Ides of March - then staying home and watching TV is the name of the game!
Ever wish you could just switch off the modern world and lead a simpler life? You know the kind we're talking about. No iPhone, no emails, no Facebook, no tweets to catch up on. We're talking about a real simple existence, but we also happen to be talking about the lifestyle where you've got a big ol' axe in your hand.Yes, there's no beating around the bush here, we're talking about becoming a Viking! All you need is an axe and a helmet, and maybe a friend or two to help you row your longboat, and you too will be ready for the Viking lifestyle. Provided, of course, that you have this Viking Barbarian costume ready to go!This super detailed costume will provide the base for a legendary men's Viking theme. When you complete it with a supersized fake beard, Viking helmet, and (prop) weapons of your choosing, you'll be ready to (pretend) raid, pillage, and plunder! This costume ensemble is comprised of a vest and pants combination, along with belt, gauntlets and boot tops to complete the effect.With lots and lots of faux fur and vinyl leather trim, you're going to have that old school Scandinavian look on lock. So much so, that we might think you might even forget about your normal modern life. Leave the phone and home and grab your drinking horn, because when you get this Viking costume, it's going to be only the "old ways" for you!
Longboats and LongitudeDoes your little one crave adventure? Is she drawn to tales of bravery and danger? Does she dream of discovering new shores? If your kiddo is born to explore then she'll love playing Viking! While the Vikings may have made their longboats with an intricate wood-bending technique, all your kiddo needs is a nice cardboard box to explore the seas!While she might be invading the living room couch rather than the shores of Europe, we're sure your kid's new Viking persona will stir up adventures worthy of the history books (aka: the family photo album).Details & DesignThis Made By Us Victorious Viking Costume is ready to conquer Halloween and play time. Designed by our in-house creative team, the high-quality details make this ensemble stand out from big-box store costumes. For instance, the faux fur collar and the gauntlets is cut in a natural, shaggy pattern to make it look more authentic. The tunic has an aged leather print background and has printed knot and nordic patterns. A battle-ready belt secures around the waist with a hook and loop strip at the back. Complete with a collar decorated in fabric medallions and a pair of gauntlets, this kid's Viking costume is going to be a favorite costume to play pretend in long after Halloween is over!Family VacationWant to get the whole family involved in a Viking adventure? Check out the rest of our Made By Us Viking costumes. We have sizes and styles for everyone in your household. The more Vikings the merrier. After all, you can't make a shield wall with just one person!
Home on the FrontierWhat's going to happen when you set out west to become an American pioneer? Well, we think that all of those frontiersmen are going to find out in a hurry just how to have a good party! You can rock out when you go in this fantastic Pioneer Woman costume, and with classic historical details that matter, you'll have no trouble teaching your new village how to boogie!Product DetailsThis all polyester dress combination looks just like something you could have put together in an 1800s five and dime store. With an elegant calico print skirt and matching bonnet to contrast the solid blue dress top, you'll be ready to hang out with your family on the homestead, or to pop on the apron to take care of all of those pioneer chores. And of course, when you hang the apron up for the night, you can just hit the town square and do a little jig to some fiddle music. Pioneer life is hard work after all, so we think it's okay to cut loose and have some fun every once in awhile! Step back in time with this adult Pioneer Woman costume and get ready to liven up your historical reenactment.
The Gladiator MomentEver feel like you could take on an entire army, all by yourself? You know, like you're the champion of some unnamed contest? We like to call that feeling a "gladiator moment" and it can happen at any time. Maybe you get it after you finish a project ahead of schedule. Maybe you get the feeling when you ask your crush out and they say yes. Maybe you just scored a perfect game at the bowling alley and you can feel your inner gladiator ready to burst out of you! Any of these things can make you feel like a mighty warrior, capable of doing anything!We've spent a lot of time trying to figure out a good way to recreate this feeling on demand. Finally, we decided to put our costume designers to work on a solution and... quite frankly, the results speak for themselves. Wearing this Roman Warrior Costume will help you cultivate many more gladiator moments in your life!Design & DetailsIf you're ready to assume the role of a powerful warrior from the pages of history, or if you just want a way to accentuate your gargantuan courage, then this Made by Us costume is for you. This Plus Size Roman Warrior Costume comes with everything you need (aside from a warrior's spirit) to transform into a Roman fighter. It comes with a light-colored tunic with faux leather armor that fits over the top of it. The armor has a gold emblem on the front to make you feel like a gladiator. The royal red cape attaches at the shoulders and the metallic-colored headpiece really brings the whole look together. You'll feel ready to face any challenge when you wear it!Ready Your Weapons!If you want to embrace your inner warrior, then this Roman-inspired costume is exactly the outfit you need! Make sure to check out some of our toy Roman weapons to complete your outfit!
Is your child finally ready to join the raiding party? Is he ready to charge into battle, like the brave little Viking warrior that he is? Are you ready to put a little battle axe in his hands and send him into battle? Well, cool your jets there! Before you can send your little marauder off into the world of combat, you might want to equip him with the right look. He needs some armor, specifically a helmet and no ordinary helmet will do! Yes, he needs a majestic looking helm with horns and plenty of fur. That ought to scare his enemies on the battlefield. He needs this horned Viking helmet!This kids Viking helmet might not be entirely historically accurate, since our history experts tell us that Vikings didn’t wear horns on their heads. They also tell us that their helmets were made out of heavy metals. Ours is made out of foam, which is much easier to lug around than metal and the stuffed horns are made out of soft material, so no animals were harmed in the making of this helmet. So really, this helmet is much better than the actual Viking helmets from the days of old!
Whofore Art ThouHave you ever wondered who you would be in a Shakespeare play? It's not the type of subject that you can usually take a personality test about. If you're a lovestruck youngin' with a bit of a temper, the obvious choice is Romeo. But Shakespeare wrote about all sorts of other characters. Or perhaps you're the melancholy type, always thinking about the latest conspiracy. In that case, you're Hamlet for sure! Whether you're an ambitious Macbeth or an egotistical King Lear, you're going to need a great hat to help you pull off any iambic pentameter that Shakspeare penned!Product DetailPeople in the Shakspearean era had a whole lot of style! They knew all about playing with silhouettes and rich textures. That's why this Romeo hat is instantly recognized as belonging to his time. This cap has a slight brim, a poufed top, and a brilliant blue feather for a theatrical splash. While this accessory is a great pick for your private costume wardrobe, it also would be a good choice for theater wardrobes as the interior of the cap has a size adjuster. Whether your Romeo has a large head or is rather petite, this Shakspearean cap is a great way to complete your theatrical ensemble!
Lily of the NileTwo things go into the making of a legendary ruler. One is an impressive sense of strategy. The other is an iconic style. It's pretty clear that Cleopatra had both! She was able to intimidate and conquer, but she was also able to make wearing a golden serpent crown look like #fashiongoals. We respect that a lot. Product DetailsRule over ancient Egypt while wearing your Women's Cleopatra Costume Headband Accessory! The gold braid headband fits snugly around the crown of your head with an elastic band at the back, and is embellished with bright aquamarine faux jewels. Long, dangling strands of gold-tone beads hang from spaced intervals and the forehead is embellished with a shiny metallic gold faux leather cobra. It's a Woman's World Now In an era when power went to whoever could grab it quickest, Cleopatra was a true winner. There's no doubt that you'll also be winning at the costume game with this fun accessory!
A Righteous Fight or Epic Quest Hear ye, hear ye! The King of England has announced a Crusade! As soon as he has recruited enough able-bodied fighters, he plans to march forthwith to liberate the Holy Lands! Wilst thou join the glorious cause? You can cover yourself with glory upon a foreign battlefield, or die a magnificent martyr many leagues away from home. Yay! Product DetailsServe king and country valiantly when you wield this Crusader Toy Sword Accessory! The molded pliastic prop is shaped like a weathered sword with a cross hilt. The "blade" portion is painted an antique silver and the hilt is decorated with a grinning skull as well as intricate design details. Famous Forever Art thou ready to fight and perchance to perish? If neither of those fates sounds appealing, you could also join a secret side mission to gather lots of treasure and hide it for enthusiasts to discover many centuries later. Many an incredible miniseries will be filmed about your exploits! Don't worry if you don't understand what that means. Suffice it to say that your legacy will be unending.
Taking You to TaskHercules had a lot to prove. He knew he belonged in Mount Olympus! Unfortunately, the drama of the gods landed him in the hands of mortal humans. In the end, there was a compromise. Hercules had to complete 12 labors. And these labors, they were hard! He had to slay a nine-headed monster named Hydra. He had to capture the bull that had given birth to the famous, dangerous minotaur. And finally, he had to return Cerberus, the three-headed dog from Hades, to Olympus. Basically, Hercules had to face down a lot of many-headed monsters! Lucky for you, you don't have to complete any tasks to take up the famous Hercules persona. Well, only one. Purchase this Hercules kit. Once it arrives, everyone will assume that you've already been to Hades and back, playing dog-catcher.Costume DetailsThis kit includes a headband, a pair of faux leather gauntlets, a belt embossed with a golden lightning bolt, and a flowing blue cape. The belt easily secures around your waist with a strip of hook and loop fastener in the back. Pair this set with a tunic and gladiator sandals and you'll look like you just popped off an ancient urn, into real life. Good thing too, we could use a few more old-school heroes!Toga Today, Toga TomorrowWhat is it about the ancient Greeks? So many of their characters are still everyday, household names. Maybe we like their characters so much because the style in ancient times was pretty cool. Who wouldn't want to drape themselves in togas and rock wrap sandals? If you want a timeless costume, Hercules is a great choice. That way, when you're telling stories about this Halloween to your grandkids, your grand epic won't be interrupted with questions about who Hercules is. Good thing too, the tales of your grand labors deserve to be heard!
It's a Tough Job, but...It's a brand-new day, and your task is clear: Track down all of the season's most lovely and charming debutantes and charm them with your wit, style, and striking good looks! The fact that you're the heir to a huge property and a vast bank account won't hurt, either. Product DetailsImpress society's creme de la creme in this Regency Duke Vest and Dickey for Men! The set includes a black patterned vest that can be worn on top of a white shirt of your choice. A dickey embellished with a crisp white cravat fits down the vest front. Dress the Part Many ladies dream of the handsome suitor who will spar flirtatiously with them and take them for romantic horseback rides across the pre-dawn fields. You're just the man to make those dreams come true, especially when you're dressed like a character from a beloved historical series.
A Bee in her BonnetDoes your little one have a case of prairie brain? It's nothing to worry about. Actually, it's a good thing! She's daydreaming about blue skies, endless horizons, and yes, there's probably a pony of her own somewhere in that daydream. And really, who could blame her? Who doesn't crave wide open spaces every once in a while? Why not let your child get in touch with her inner pioneer to make her feel like she's heading west?Once she's wearing a bonnet and bloomers she can pretend to be on the range in no time. She can pretend to sing with meadowlarks and ride her pony over the rolling hills that are covered in green grass and bright daisies. While it's going to be a lot of fun for her to play pretend in this dress, it's also sure to create some perfectly picturesque moments. Your child might be twirling in a field of flowers in your city limits but we're sure you'll be able to take a picture that looks like it's straight out of the great westward migration!Product DetailsThis pretty pink pioneer dress looks like it's straight out of the history books. The checkered dress has a peter pan style collar and a bow with a pinafore style apron attached. A ruffle of lace accents the sleeves, matching the bloomers the peep out from under the hem. A ruffled cap tops off this look, making your child feel ready to get into character!A Basket full of PosiesAre you ready to see your child embrace their love of history? With just the right amount of ruffle, your kiddo can still run and play. This costume is great for historic occasions like the Victorian Faire or Rendezvous, as well as plays, photo shoots, and even regular playtime. Put a basket of flowers in your child's hands and watch as she transforms into a picturesque prairie girl!
Ready to beat the heat? Summer will be here before you know it. But, you also never know when you might find yourself in a stuffy, crowded room, and you would gladly pay top dollar for a cool breeze. It's in these instances that you are going to be glad you planned ahead. But, how does one prepare to change the very climate around them? Well, one classy way to cool off is with this White Lace Fan. Even with all the high tech gadgets out there, this handheld fan is still the most reliable, portable, and just darn sophisticated method of chilling out. Whip it open it when you need to fan yourself off, and then close it back up once you're comfortable again. It really couldn't be simpler, or any more elegant. Whether you're dressed as a Southern belle or a Victorian aristocrat, this fancy fan is the perfect way to keep a cool head!
Valhalla on Earth Have the gates of Valhalla opened up granting us entrance into divinity? Have the Norse gods and goddesses deemed us worthy of reveling in their splendor? Have they allowed us access to their sacred residence? It feels as though they have because this Burgundy Viking Costume seems too heavenly to be palpable, but we urge you to believe that the image sprawled across the computer monitor is very, very real. By Odin's beard, you're not seeing a mirage! This costume is legit and we can say this with certainty because HalloweenCostumes.com is the proud creator. Suit up like a noble savage when braving the arctic cold to celebrate Halloween festivities. Feel as though you're riding a faithful steed into battle (even though your crew's just venturing to the local pub to imbibe a few tall glasses of mead) by suiting up in our complete Viking costume. Whatever adventure you have in mind, suiting up in this legendary costume is going to have you ready for the fun!Design & DetailsMade by our talented design team, this Men's Viking Costume features a burgundy tunic that cloaks the wearer in a staunch long sleeve tunic for warmth. It features ornate edging, bolstered by a fur-trimmed cape. The included accessories, comprised of a belt, a pair of gauntlets, and a pair of boot tops, add authenticity to the costume once you begin your journey for some much-needed mead.Onward to the gates of ValhallaWill this costume get the attention of real Norse gods and goddesses so you can gain access to the gates of Valhalla when the time is right? If you charge into the bar with a convincing battle cry, it would only increase your chances so we heartily recommend you start practicing your mighty Viking-inspired chants. Skol!
Don’t Cross HerA lot of people have at least heard of Florence Nightingale. She is one of the most famous women of all time, and for sure the best-known nurse that there is. Pioneering better hygiene and living standards for patients is something that we can all thank her for, as well as the many other good practices she pushed for in her lifetime.What a lot of people don’t know is that she had quite the temper, too! She used to sneak up on her staff and yell at them if they were caught slacking, which is why everyone banded together and suggested that she wear a bright red cross at all times. That way, at least, they would be able to see her coming!Product DetailsDeciding to dress up as one of the most iconic heroines of all of history is a great idea, so it is a good thing you found this Women's Plus Size Florence Nightingale Costume! This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress, arm band, apron, and hat are enough to turn any medical ignoramus into the best nurse that ever lived. The stylish long, black dress and white, frilled apron are very flattering, and the arm band is a big plus as well. The hat is classic and has a lot of vintage style that we are sure you will appreciate, too!Feeling BetterIf you are looking for the best costume to make you feel like the best dressed every day, then this Women's Plus Size Florence Nightingale Costume is the one for you. This costume will have you feeling better in no time, almost like Florence Nightingale herself is caring for you!
Once long, long ago there was an adventurer. She loved to go spelunking and deep sea diving, when she wasn't out looking for treasure she was coming up with in steampunk inventions. She had both engineers and crazy mad scientists test her new prototype of goggles. They were all shocked by her talent and ordered over 237 to be made withing a weeks time. Well, that was not something she could create, so instead she started to shop online. She was in luck when she found the Radioactive Aviator Black Goggles. You can be just like her in the cool Radioactive Aviator Black Goggles for your next steampunk outfit. The lenses are clear with faux leather eyepieces for polish. It fits to the head with an adjustable elastic band.
It's Renaissance Faire time! The time to dress up and watch people reenact life in Renaissance times. It can be very "edu-taining," and your little ren faire fan can get in on the fun in our exclusive Toddler Renaissance Man Costume! Renaissance costumes are definitely some of the coolest period costumes to wear. They can be very colorful and elaborate, or they can also be very practical and earthy, but they all look fun. What will your toddler imagine they are doing while they are wearing this costume? They might pretend to be a merchant, trading goods and wares all around the countryside. Maybe they fancy themselves a tavern owner, who spends their days making delicious food and drinks for weary travelers. Or, maybe he wants to grab a sword and protect his townsfolk from bandits! This Renaissance-inspired costume is the perfect style for your little one to be whoever they want to be at reenactments and festivals. We designed this exclusive costume to look just like an outfit that a toddler may have worn a few hundred years ago. The matching vest and trousers look rugged, but comfortable, and go well with the attached shirt sleeves and lace-up collar. All this costume needs is a pair of matching period boots, and any other old-timey accessories your little one may want to add. And don't forget about the rest of the family, who can also get in on the time-traveling fun with all of our other child and adult size Renaissance Faire costumes!
Queen of QuantityMarie Antionette is most known for her love of the extravagant. Her lush tastes applied to everything. She was so into desserts that she brought her personal chocolate maker with her when she moved to Versailles to marry Louis XVI. He created groundbreaking desserts just for the queen and her cohort. She lived in one of the most extravagant palaces in Europe but once she got sick of remodeling the grounds over and over again, she had a provincial farm town built just for her. She and her friends would dress up in maids clothes and pretend to take care of the animals. The, of course, there was her style. Her luxurious look has been gushed over for centuries. Her hair style dictated what all the ladies of Europe would wear from years to come. And yes, eventually her changing fashions caught up with her. But hey, we're still copying her royal look today with gorgeous costumes like these ones!Product Details & DesignThis silky pink dress is sure to drop your fancy kid's jaw. It's Made-By-Us, lush with details lovingly researched by our in-house designers. The top has a ruched collar and three-quarter length sleeves that end with a bell. That top is embroidered with bright colored vines and flowers. The embroidered panels jut over the full-length skirt, making this ensemble perfect for your child's Versailles debute. Curtsy to the KidYour child might change a little now that she knows what it's like to be royal. Hopefully, your neighbors know to curtsey and bow as she trick-or-treats through the neighborhood. If not, Marie Antionette will probably forgive them due to their sweet treats. Want to make her royal look complete? Top off her ensemble with a tall wig and a dainty fan. Now you just need to learn to say Happy Halloween in French!
Ancient HeroesWhen we think of heroes, a number of names come rushing to the mind, but only a few of them have been spoken of in as many incarnations as the mighty half-god of Greek mythology, Hercules! Whether he’s an animated youngster eager to prove himself to his fuzzy mentor or a long-haired and suave friend-to-all on a legendary adventure, the guy has it all! Strength, a winning smile, notorious combat proficiencies, and… did we mention half-god? Hard to compete with that one!Sure, several of the ancient tales of Hercules don’t have the best of beginnings… or endings, honestly, but you have to give credit to a guy who can keep his chin up despite having a rather grumpy step-mother and uncle full of underworld angst. Between tackling ferocious monsters birthed from Echidna and winning the heart of a few Grecian lasses, Hercules has countless tales to be told.Product DetailsThis year, the stories can continue when you don your kiddo in this Child Hercules Costume. A comfortable white pullover tunic starts the look and you can armor your child up, next, with the foam body armor and attached cape. You won’t have to spend all day gearing your kid up, either, thanks to an easy fabric tie in the back of the armor. (Now, why didn’t the ancient Greeks think of that!?) Warrior-like armbands and leg guards close with Hook and Loop fastener and ensure that your child will be protected from all manner of monsters, but it might be a good idea to pick up a nice sword and lion-emblazoned shield just to make the beasties think twice about trying your demigod! The only question that remains is to figure out which of the kiddo’s parents is the god!
Just Another Manic Munch-dayEvery artist has a different specialty. Some are wonderful at framing reality in a totally different way. Others are great at bringing reality to life. But they all convey different emotions. Monet knows how to convey a completely peaceful French countryside. While Manet brings a little more energy to his peaceful French hoity-toity party scenes. Dali was always trying to make people feel a little unhinged whereas Leonardo da Vinci smoothed things over and made us think. Picasso was everywhere, making us feel blue one in one period while lightening the mood in another. But Munch's mood is more obvious than the rest. If you're looking to bring Munch's manic attitude to your next costumed event, we can think of no better costume than the Screamer!Product DetailsSimple is the name of the game with this look. Wear a neutral ensemble and let your face do all the talking when you fit this painting around your face. The background is a print of Munch's famous work, The Scream, while the inflatable frame will make you seem fit for the Oslo Munch Museum. Frame YourselfWhether you're dressing up for an art fundraiser or you just want a high brow twist to your Halloween costume, the Screamer costume is sure to be a lot of fun. Paint your face to match Munch's expressionist style. Green, orange, and blue are sure to do the trick. You can have plenty of fun reacting to the outrageous things people say and all the spooky costumes that might come your way with the one appropriate way your character can react. That's right, with an over the top scream. You decide if you want to keep it quiet or not. Feeling lonely thematically? Pair up with the Mona Lisa to make this a couples costume masterpiece!
Sweet Sky SailingWant to hear our hot take on flying? We think the idea of airplanes has held back our imagination when it comes to flying? Before the Wright Brothers took their flying contraption in the air, the skies were much more capricious! Victorians were floating around in colorful air balloons and inventing machines like the (admittedly dangerous) zeppelin. But what if we went back to ideation mode? You could become the pilot of a hovering bubble that free-floated 10 feet in the air. Or you could zoom through the sky in a bird puppet formed from wax paper and lightweight wires. The ideas don't have to work, you just have to dream it up! Inspire your wild pilot costume with exciting accessories like this pair of rainbow goggles!Product DetailsThis cool pair of goggles is ready to fly! Strapping onto the head with a wide strip of length-adjustable elastic, the goggles are lined with foam for comfort. The goggles may have a smoky, colorful lens but they are not UV proof, so be careful with those sunny days! Flight of FancyAre you ready to take flight with an extra twist of fashion? This costume accessory easily pairs with traditional pilot costumes or a steampunk ensemble for an updated take on your hot air balloon day dreams!
The Wrong DecadeDo you ever feel like you were born in the wrong decade, or perhaps even the wrong era? Does all this advanced technology… bore you? Do you yearn for a time when you could exert your will over your legions of adoring followers, by just the mere wave of your hand? Well, it sounds like you wish that you could have been born a pharaoh during the days of Ancient Egypt. Unfortunately, it’s a little too late for that (give or take a couple thousand years), but the good news is that you can still become a pharaoh through the power of costume!Design & DetailsThis adult Ancient Pharaoh costume helps you assume the role of undisputed leader of your home and neighborhood! Okay, so maybe not everyone will obey your commands just because of a costume, but this outfit does give you a regal style that might just get a little more respect out of your subjects. The costume comes with a black tunic and faux leather chest piece. The belt has snakes designed into the front and gold and black fabric in front. A pair of black gauntlets fit around the wrists and a neck collar with gold snake designs fits around the neck. The finishing piece to this outfit is the headpiece, which is fit for a true Pharaoh! It has gold and black stripes that perfectly frame your face in a symphony of royal colors.Once you have it on, your friends may even try to erect a pyramid in your honor! Just wish them luck, since the construction of the pyramids has been a mystery for thousands of years. (Tim from programming thinks it was aliens.)
The Vikings… warriors, artists, adventurers… They had a pretty easy set of rules for achieving greatness in life and the afterlife: be great! Prove oneself through combat and keep a blade at your side, live and die in valor and find your way to that glorious table at the foot of the gods, preparing for the mightiest of all Final Battles. And, if the culture and bravery of its warriors aren’t enough, just look at their rather efficient set of deities. Those Norse gods mean business! Odin promised no frost giants on Midgard and, sure enough, we are bereft of any such terrifying denizens of the other worlds.But, even though the days of Vikings sailing from one place to another in a bounding and exploratory quest might be over, their legends still echo throughout our time. Between varied incarnations of the mighty god of thunder and popularized icons of their culture throughout our own, we realize that Ragnarok still approaches. The end days and the final battle may yet be upon us any day!Do not disappoint the Valkyries who will decide who joins at the grand table and who will simply fade from memory. Join in the fight at Ragnarok with this Adult Viking Warrior costume. A comfortable pullover netted black and silver tunic combined with the faux leather chest armor with brilliant silver studs gets you armored and ready to deflect any attacks from your pitiful enemies. Faux fur gauntlets, shin guards, and a studded belt keep your extremities well guarded and, of course, what Viking would be worth its wrath without a helmet! But, it isn’t enough just to be armored like a warrior. Let’s go the whole road and sit you at the head of the table as a warrior lord with this velvet cape with faux fur trim. Add your favorite Viking Axe or Sword and the Valkyries won’t be able to resist carrying you to the head of the great feast.
Who is George?George Washington, the famous founding father. The very first President of the United States. That handsome face on the front of the one dollar bill. You probably remember him from your history classes. You probably know the story about him chopping down a cherry tree and then truthfully admitting it to his father. That story might be more fiction than fact, but it’s certainly stuck in your head all of these years. Of course, your kid probably knows him more as the cool-guy-from-the-famous-Broadway-musical-about-Alexander-Hamilton.Well, whether your child is a U.S. history buff, a fan of Broadway musicals, or he just needs an authentic looking outfit for his next school play, then this George Washington costume for kids is definitely the way to go.Design & DetailsThis historical costume comes with everything your child needs to look like the one and only George Washington! The vest is a light gold color with branch and leaf designs. It also has shiny gold-tone buttons befitting a commander-in-chief. The jacket has matching gold designs along the edge of the coat. It also has gold epaulets on the shoulders, adding the commanding presence of this outfit. The pants are a light tan color with an elastic band in the waist for fitting. The ascot adds a dash of elegance and the colonial style hat polishes off the whole look. The final piece to the costume is the pair of boot covers, which fit over your child’s feet, so he can wear any pair of shoes he likes with this outfit!Take to the StageTurn your child into the spitting image of America’s most prominent historical figure with this George Washington costume. He’ll be ready to take to the stage to teach the world about U.S. history… perhaps with a little song and dance!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. You see, I have a grill full of burgers, brats, and hot dogs. And the meal just wouldn't be right without some corn on the cob! So, go on, send me those ears of corn!Yeah, we're playing. But, all kidding aside, this Roman Senator costume is the real deal. It features all the historical details that a typical dude would wear in ancient Rome (or at least our best approximation of what they would wear). Yeah, it was toga time for them, and this tunic and cape combo gives you that classic toga style, so much so that you'd be ready to make a big ol’ speech at the Roman Forum! Make your pretend trip to ancient Rome, and you can be political as a senator, or just enjoy partying as an upstanding citizen of the empire. Heck, you could even be the Emperor if you were so inclined! Whatever you do, as long as you focus on getting your friends to give you their ears, well, you’ll be all set.We made and designed this costume right here in our HalloweenCostumes.com studio. We also have this costume available in sizes for kids, and plenty of women’s costumes to coordinate it with too! What can we say, we’re basically your one stop shop for ancient Rome. Now go on, get your costume on, and get that grill fired up!
Not Just a Character in a MusicalBefore he was dancing on stage to the music of Lin-Manuel Miranda, George Washington was doing some pretty cool things. No, seriously. Just pick up any American history book and you can read all about the guy. Let’s see, he supposedly chopped down a cherry tree when he was 6… while most kids were playing with blocks at that age. When he was 20, he became a Major in the Colonial Military. He fought in the French and Indian War. Then he brawled it out with the British in the Revolutionary War and became the leader of the brand spanking new nation, the United States of America!George Washington is the kind of man that everyone should strive to be! In fact, we even had our costume designers cook up a costume to help you look just like the classic historical figure.Design & DetailsThis George Washington costume recreates the iconic look of the United States’ very first President! The costume comes with a brilliant blue jacket that has gold trim and epaulets. It comes with a vest front that has decorative buttons. The white ascot has a slightly fancy style that’s suited for a presidential kind of guy. The tan pants have an elastic band in the waist, providing a comfortable fit. It comes with a black hat that has elastic in the crown. To finish the look off, it comes with a pair of faux leather boot tops that fit over your shoes.Presidential HairWhen you wear this George Washington costume, you’ll feel like the most presidential president of them all! Of course, if you truly want to master the look, you might want to wear one of our colonial wigs to get the complete look from the one dollar bill.
Whether your little girl hopes to ring in Halloween parading around the Colosseum as an admired empress or she hopes to trick-or-treat atop Mt. Olympus as a Greek Goddess, she can feel like the crème de la crème of the ancient world with nothing more than a quick and simple costume change. How magical! This elegant and ethereal Ancient Roman Empress Costume is an ideal look for your resident young historian and lover of all of life’s finer things. She already spends hours a day pouring over accounts of ancient events, watching documentaries from bygone eras, brushing up on her Greek mythology, and then quizzing you on it (Do you know the Greek god of blacksmiths, sculptors, fire, and volcanoes? We didn’t think so…) But you also may not know that the female figures of ancient times were not “all beauty and no brains”--nope. These wives of emperors, women of status, and of course, the goddesses, were all powerful people in their own right--just like your little girl!So it's high time to crown her the goddess of Halloween and empress of your living room, letting her live out her destiny in this pretty costume. The pink and gold accents of this dress and headband will tickle her fancy and have her feeling like Greek divinity faster than she can say "Aphrodite." This costume is perfect for Halloween and imaginative play--and she may even look forward to going to the Roman baths to scrub up at the end of the night!
Not So Fast, Prince John Once upon a time, jolly old England wasn't so jolly anymore. Good King Richard was off fighting the Crusades, and while he was gone, his evil brother Prince John stepped in to rule the country with a greedy hand. His idea of public reform was "Get the Sheriff of Nottingham to collect ALLLL the taxes," which had the general public feeling a little resentful, to say the least. But what he didn't count on was a vigilante hero whose main goal was to take care of the general public and have a hilariously fun time doing it. Product DetailsLook every inch the dashing outlaw in this exclusive Deluxe Robin Hood Costume for Men! The long tunic is designed to look like a sleeveless vest worn over long-sleeved, cream-colored shirt. The "vest" portion is made of brown faux suede, has decorative lacing at the chest, and a dagged hemline studded with brass-tone rivets. A short green cape (with a hood, of course!) ties at your neck. Buckle the brown faux leather belt around your waist and slip on the faux leather wrist guards before you sneak into Sherwood Forest. Merry Men Madness You have to love a folk hero who's awesome but doesn't take himself seriously. Robin Hood basically started a secret club full of his best friends, with cool uniforms and code names, and then pranked the Prince and the Sheriff's men until they were completely demoralized. Get your own band of Merry Men together to form a group costume or be the star of your own legend thanks to this amazing costume!
Looking Like 10 Bucks!Who would've known? Alexander Hamilton has risen to fame once again, after almost 300 years. He went from being known as "that guy who's on the front of the 10 dollar bill" to the amazing dancer who also shaped American history in a big way! These days, kids even want to dress up like the historical figure and not just for plays and historical school pageants. Kids want to dress up like one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America for Halloween, costume parties, and we've even seen a few kids playing dress up as Hamilton in the backyard!Honestly, we can't blame them! Hamilton has a great story and, quite frankly, he was a pretty snappy dresser for a historical figure. This Boy's Alexander Hamilton Costume captures his colonial look in perfect style!Design & DetailsOur costume designers looked at plenty of portraits of Alexander Hamilton to create a look that will have your child ready to fight a revolution! The costume starts with blue jacket that has plenty of gold, decorative buttons. It also features a pronounced collar and sleeve cuffs to add to the colonial style. The vest is attached to the coat, making it easier for your little one to get dressed. The cravat fits around the neck with a simple fastener in back. The white pants match the vest and fit with an elastic band around the waist for a comfortable fit. Finally, the included boot covers add the finishing touch to the costume! Your child can wear them with most pairs of shoes, so your child can wear their favorite shoes with the outfit.Dancing HamiltonIt's easier than ever to dress your child up like the man on the 10 dollar bill. Your child won't be able to contain their excitement and will probably want to put on a music performance based on the accomplishments of Alexander Hamilton!
Is your child a historian in training? How many civil war generals can he name? Has he begged you to go to the famous civil war sites like Gettysburg and Antietam? Have you ever considered enrolling him in Civil War reenactment? There is a lot of pride in remembering the brutal Civil War of 1861-1865. The people who fought so hard to keep our country together and emancipate the enslaved population should always be remembered. Brainy kids tend to be interested in the Civil War. Anything can start a fascination with this complicated part in history. Maybe your child saw or read a version of The Red Badge of Courage. Maybe it started with a love of Abraham Lincoln and expanded from there, it happens to a lot of people. One day you're trying on a top hat and beard, learning the Gettysburg address. The next day you want to know where Gettysburg is, what happened there, and why. Once your kid has an interest, how do you support him? This costume would work great to dress up for speech as Officer James Thomas kirk if your child has a school project. The double breasted button jacket and striped pant would help your child feel in character at a civil war reenactment, either as a drummer boy or a soldier. Just choose the hat that goes with the rank your child wants to assume. Maybe your kid has visions of a dignified Halloween costume or a special outfit for the 4th of July parade planned. Whatever this uniform is for, your history enthusiast is sure to make our boys in blue proud.
The Ultimate Multi-ToolIt can be difficult to decide what to pack when you're heading into battle. There are your standards, of course. You've got to bring your good shield, your war paint. And you're in a bad way if you forgot your warring snacks. When you're plowing through angry men and beasts with abandon, you've just got to have a high-protein calorie boost. But decisions really get tough when you're choosing a weapon. You could choose a sword, but what if you get stuck in close quarters? A club is always handy but it's so gosh darned heavy! That's where this shiny, new piece comes in. And with three, count-em, three deadly edges, your battlefield foes will have to stay on their toes!Product DetailsThis handy-dandy weapon prop is just the thing for a whole assortment of costumes. The aged looking ax blade stays looking dangerous while the handle has just enough rustic charm to blend in with knight, god, or Viking costumes. And with two spear blades, this weapon stands out from any violent horde! Battle RousersIf you're looking at an ax that's as serious as this one then you'll probably need battle gear. Check out the rest of our Viking costumes from leather armor and fur-trimmed cloaks, we've got outfits for every kind of warrior!
Age-Old SlangDo you ever feel like you and your kiddo speak a completely different language? You'll say something and they'll throw their heads back and reply with a mighty, "Ugh!" before stomping away. Maybe it had something to do with the 'Dad Joke' you told in front of their friends. Maybe it had something to do with restricting the use of the device that they're always attached to. And let's not forget that they've got some weirdo words that have you scratching your head, too. (What's that about yeeting you back to the stone age?) Design & Details If you need a way to get back to the basics or your tyke is filled with primal energy, this Kid's Cavegirl costume is just the thing! This is a Made By Us costume that our design team thought up after channeling their own stone-aged slang. It is a pull-over dress with faux suede to create a prehistoric look with a modern feel. Stretch knit in the back keeps the costume feeling comfy for growing kids and leopard print panels make it look like your kiddo is a true hunter while the tulle overlay still gives them some serious style. They can tie up their hair with the bone scrunchy and tie the whole look together with the shrug worn over their shoulders! For once, when the kiddo calls you a caveman, it'll be a compliment!
You got to hand it to Hermes, this guy was made of quick stuff! He had wings on his helmet, he had wings on his shoes, he even had wings on his staff! This guy was made for speed. Because of his ability to fly fast and far, the gods of Olympus hired him on as living instant messenger between the gods and mortals. This fast fellow used all that responsibility he got to cause a lot of mischief on Olympus. Lucky for him he was quick on his feet and rarely got into a bind he couldn't get out of. Who wouldn't want the ability to cause mischief and escape the consequences? Although, some of us probably have younger siblings that have somehow acquired that ability. If you want to be a Greek God this Halloween or for a future toga party, this winged makes for an instantly recognizable character. You'll have so much fun, the night will fly by!
When your neighborhood erupts into a brutal battlefield, how will you react? Will you cower under your kitchen table, or will you take up arms and soar onto the battlefield like a beautiful Valkyrie of Norse legend? Yeah, the second options seems way better. Who wants to sit on the bleachers when there's a whole army of enemies to face in combat? Of course, you're going to need a reliable weapon to deal the finishing blow to your foes and you're going to need a sturdy shield to block enemy attacks!Okay, so maybe this Valiant Knight Sword & Shield combo might not exactly protect you from the vicious blows of a real battle, since it's just a toy. It does, however, let you gain the appearance of a valiant warrior from a distant land filled with fantasy, magic, dragons and convoluted plot lines. If you're a LARPer, then it adds that extra zing to your outfit. And if you just like toy swords and shields, well, then this pair is everything you could ask.
Well, we do declare!Look, we’re not going to lie…in this day and age, it’s a lil’ tough to wax poetic about an era in our American history. Things may not have been that great back then, but the Southern Belles of the time certainly knew how to make a striking image! With flowing gowns and thick, southern drawl, it paints quite the charming picture! If your little girl wants to harness the look of a classic Southern Belle, then she need look no further than this Made by Us costume, which captures the essence of the Southern Bell in a lovely purple dress.Design & DetailsSo anyway, if your little girl is dreaming of a lovely costume that will transform her back to that pivotal time in our nation's history, then this Child Deluxe Southern Belle Costume is just the ticket! Whether she's dancing on the veranda or sending covert messages along for the Underground Railroad, this satin and tulle, full-length, off-the-shoulder dress will lend beauty and authenticity to her imaginative play. It even comes with a hat that has a ribbon band and chin ties! Pair the dress with a drawstring bag and a strand of vintage-looking pearls for the full costume experience. Even better, this dress is available in adult and plus sizes, so you can dress alike for plays, Bi-Centennial celebrations, Halloween, or just a fun afternoon of creative play out on the lawn! Just make sure that she practices here southern accent before she makes her way in this beautiful dress.
Coming at 'chaCleopatra might have been lost to history if she didn't know how to make an entrance. Seriously! She wasn't first in line. She was a woman. She could easily have lost her power. But she wanted to rule and she would stop at nothing to make that happen. When her brother cast her out of Alexandria, the capital of Egypt, she simply waited until Caeser came to visit and talk politics. She then had her servants roll her in a rug that was a "gift" for the ruler of Rome. They unfurled her before the Roman general and let her make the first impression for the history books. With her grace, wit, and wisdom, Cleo convinced the military genius that it would be better if she took over the Egyptian rule instead of her troublesome brother. And that, friends, is history. Product DetailsIt takes a lot of confidence to rule like legendary Cleopatra and no ensemble says confidence quite like this look. In classy black and gold, this costume features a geometric bodysuit with a sheer panel at the front and back, framing the hips. You'll love the combination of long sleeves and dramatic V-neck. A zipper up the back and snap at the crotch makes bathroom breaks and costume changes a breeze. Topped off with a beaded cobra headpiece, you'll look every inch the queen as soon as you slip into this Cleopatra costume.Asp Her No QuestionsWe can only imagine all the secrets that Cleopatra had when she met her untimely end. She knew the secrets of Rome as well as ancient Egypt. But as we're not even sure that the stories we tell about this legendary are true or not, we just have to put ourselves in her place and imagine the secrets she carried. It's your turn to live the legend!
Why should you try to hide your greatness? The ancient Pharaohs from Egypt never tried to conceal just how awesome they were! They build giant monuments to themselves during their rule and enormous pyramids to house their bodies after death. They wore some luxurious jewelry and plenty of gold and shiny stones. Truly, they were the original ballers of the world! It’s about time that you followed the footsteps of the most lavish kings to ever rule the ancient world. It’s time for this All Powerful Pharaoh costume for men.Our costume designers pulled out all the stops on this high quality outfit! This men’s Egyptian style costume brings you the look of an ancient king, complete with a black bodysuit, belt and wrap. The pieces have shimmering gold accents to give you a regal look that will make any subject feel your awesome might. The belt even has golden hieroglyphics on it for added effect. Of course, no pharaoh costume would be complete without some great accessories, so this one comes with a cape, some gold armbands and a luxurious headpiece that looks like something that King Tut would wear. What else could a king ask for (except complete and total subservience from his servants)?So, don’t hide away! Stand tall and proudly proclaim your birthright to the throne… or at the very least have a really magnificent time dressing like an ancient king. When you wear this costume, you can choose any of the great Egyptian Pharaohs. We suggest you go as Ramesses the Great, because he’s a total boss.
Battle isn't all about offense there, buster. You might think you can charge into the fray, wielding nothing but your deadly barbarian axe of slaying, but what happens when there's warrior on the other side of the battlefield wielding the same axe? Then, you might want a little something that we call “insurance of the old world.” You might want a little something called a “shield.” We just so happen to have the perfect one for you, based of the classic equipment of the Norse Vikings!This Wooden Viking Shield brings one sturdy looking piece of battle equipment. It looks just like something that a Viking marauder might use to defend himself during a vicious battle. Of course, this prop is just that! A prop. So, do go out and try to block sword attacks with this thing if you value your life. It DOES, however, make for one awesome LARPing accessory. So, whether you're headed into pretend battles, or you just want to look like a glorious Valkyrie, then this shield is exactly what you want in your off-hand.
True Old School CoolHistory is cool. We know, we know. Some people think it's actually not cool to think that, but just look at all of the awesome stuff Ben Franklin did during his lifetime! Let's see... first, there are the countless inventions that he created, like the Franklin stove that helped keep people warm during winter. Then, there are bifocals, which are largely unchanged from his design to this today. If that wasn't enough, the dude even created his own instrument called the glass armonica! Oh, and did we mention that he helped write the America Declaration of Independence? Yeah, Ben Franklin was like the Elon Musk of his time... except Ben started a brand new country, held the title as the first Postmaster General of the United States, and earned his place on the hundred dollar bill!If that's not cool, we don't know what is. That's also why we happen to think that this Boy's Colonial Benjamin Franklin Costume is one of the coolest costumes a kid can wear!Design & DetailsThis historical costume is based on one of the greatest figures in American history! Our costume designers took care to create a look that was befitting of the Founding Father, so they studied classic portraits of Ben. This costume is what they came up with! It starts with a brown jacket that has decorative buttons along the front to give it a colonial style. The jacket has an attached vest, making it easier than ever for your child to get dressed up! The matching pants are also brown and have an elastic waistband for fitting. Finally, the costume also comes with a cravat to complete the look. To get the look seen in the image, be sure to check out our wig, socks, shoe buckles and glasses to finish off the look (all of which are sold separately).Historic HeroIf your child thinks history is cool, then Ben is his man! This Made by Us costume is a great way for any kid to dress as their hero, Benjamin Franklin!
Polished Rabble-Rouser Are you a refined and elegant gentleman who wants his attire to reflect both his classiness and his ability to start a revolution by dumping a bunch of tea into a harbor during a riot? You are in luck, because we have just the accessory for you! It hits the perfect balance between, "I know what a minuet is" and "I would totally sign the Declaration of Independence so watch yourselves, Loyalists." Product DetailsJoin the War for Independence without a hair out of place thanks to this exclusive Colonial Costume Wig for Men! Perfect for a Founding Fathers costume, the comfortably breathable wig cap is covered in long white synthetic hair. The hair comes pre-styled in side rolls and a low queue that's tied by a black ribbon. The Toast of WilliamsburgNo one will be able to resist your charisma when you wear this wig! Back in the day, it might have been hard to sport a fancy wig and still manage to look like you're down for fun, but you make it look easy.
Going on a Halloween adventure may not be quite as thrilling as heading out on an expedition to the New World, but in either case, you still need to dress properly. Suiting up in our exclusive John Smith Costume is the perfect way to look dashing for any occasion!Packing up your home life and setting sail for a whole new continent, like John Smith did when he helped establish the Jamestown colony, can be a scary thought, but it could also be full of excitement, mystery, and maybe even great fortune! As exhilarating as it sounds, though, it is not a life for the timid, and you'll need to be cunning, clever, and possess nerves of steel (along with a ton of other useful skills and traits) to be a successful explorer. But when you set out in a rugged and roguish looking costume, you'll at least appear as daring as a famous explorer, which may be all you need to turn the tables in your favor when you find yourself in a tough situation.Now, we're not saying this exclusive costume will make you a successful explorer or Halloween adventurer, but it's a great place to start! The wide shouldered tunic and dark blue pants go well with a pair of cuffed boots, and the included faux leather shoulder strap look good by itself, or with additional costume belts and toy flintlocks for extra detail. Be sure to add the matching blonde John Smith Wig to complete this classically intrepid style, and set a course for adventure!
When you're invited to one of Zeus' annual parties, you really have to dress the part. The paparazzi of the gods are there in full force just looking to capture any fashion faux pas, or cultural slip of any kind. For a goddess like you that means getting exactly the right look even more stressful! Luckily, we got your shoes covered with these gorgeous goddess heels. Not only will Zeus approve (and likely make some kind of salacious remark) but the paparazzi will be snapping photos of you left and right, and hark! you may even appear on 'Mt. Olympus Weekly' looking fabulous in your glimmering high heels.
As far as Halloween costume accessories go, hats can make or break your costume. Wearing a hat as part of your costume can be a risky choice if you’re going out. Over time, some hats can become uncomfortable or, if they don’t fit tight, can get knocked off your head easily. You don’t want to spend all night keeping track of your hat. If you’re thinking about some head wear for your costume make sure it’s something that adds significantly to the costume. Obviously, an Abraham Lincoln costume becomes more recognizable with a top hat, or a Charlie Chaplin look will be more complete with a bowler hat. In fact, a bowler hat would look great with a lot of costumes and, if you’re looking for one that will fit comfortably and stay on your head all night, all you need is this black mini bowler hat. This hat features a soft velvet exterior and fits perfectly on your head with the attached elastic string. Add a touch of class to your Halloween costume this year with this black mini bowler.
Do you want to rule the party scene this Halloween? Well, that can be easily accomplished once you make your entrance wearing this Exquisite Cleopatra Women’s Costume. Once you make your elegant transformation, you’ll have even the mightiest of warriors and richest of kings hanging on your every word!Cleopatra is one of the most iconic women in all of history. She was the last active pharaoh of a Ptolemaic Egypt and had quite the impressive romantic résumé. Though many people may call you Cleopatra, you can also spice things up a bit by going by the Queen of the Nile or the goddess incarnate. Pretty cool nicknames if you ask us! Have your boyfriend or another friend go out as Marc Antony or as Julius Caesar and be one of the most historic celebrity couples. Once the two of you enter the Halloween party, no one will question your right to rule. Everyone will be more than happy to serve you as long as they get to be in the presence of your Egyptian elegance. In order to complete this exquisite look, you need to make sure you have plenty of gold accessories. Check out what we have in stock, there are plenty of bangles to add to your order along with our Cleopatra headpiece. Then to finish of this head to toe transformation grab a pair of our Egyptian sandals or our golden goddess heels!If you’re ready to reign over the party scene this year then get your hands on this Exquisite Cleopatra Women’s Costume. Tap into her famed powers of seduction and impressive intelligence and rule Halloween with an iron fist!
Another day, another fight -- and your airship is coming apart at its seams. You need to do something to keep it all together. Go grab your blowtorch, and your welding gear because you need to start fixing it now. If you don't get it fixed now the whole ship will go down. Everything you have built gone forever. All the people, the ones who are so loyal to you, will have no home, no job. You better get to work.But shoot, where are your welding goggles? Oh, that's right, your last pair broke in the last sandstorm. Well, we have this CyberSteam Eye Patch Goggle to replace your old pair. Normally we're big fans of quality over quantity, and that's no different here! This sweet antique-gold-tone eye patch goggle in a plastic frame can be worn on either eye and will protect your eyes from the brightness of the blow torch and whatever other dystopian monstrosity you might run into. And they will let you get on with fixing your ship. When you are all done, just put them on a dapper top hat so they don't get lost, or broken again. Demigod Nicola Tesla would be proud of you.
Win the crowd. Win your freedom.Kids are odd little creatures. They like silly things like SpongeBob SquarePants. And Masha and the Bear, that Russian cartoon on Netflix. But then they also like kind of gross stuff. And we don't just mean slugs, frogs, and mud pies. No, we mean the violent kind of gross stuff.Your kid seems to have a pretty high tolerance for anything gory. Heck, you remember being his age, and not getting squeamish during the original My Bloody Valentine, and Clash of the Titans. Now, he likes to watch stuff like that. He likes to pretend he is a gladiator fighting in the arena. Or one of King Leonidas' brave Spartans. You wish he were into something a little safer than sword fighting. Like LEGOs.But you can't stop him from being interested in the Gladiators. In fact, letting him dress up in this Kid's Gladiator Costume might be just the thing to get it out of his system. Letting him fight his friends might help him move onto other interests. Either that, or he will become the best sword fighter on the block. Challenging all the kids to gladiatorial combat. Your back yard might become a miniature arena. Don't forget to grab a Gladiator Sword and Shield when you order this costume. Every Gladiator worth his salt should have a good sword to win the crowd with. Then maybe he will go back to watching SpongeBob.