The prehistoric bone club was only wielded by the mightiest of Neanderthals; the ones who were strong enough to hunt a menacing dinosaur with a sturdy bone structure. If you're planning on being king of the cave and have your leopard tunic already, adding the mighty bone club to your ensemble is a must.During the dawn of man only the strong survived, and the famed dinosaur club was sure to assert your dominance. Plus, the bone is picked clean. An appetite like that can only come from someone who's worked for it! But know, that great power comes with great responsibility.So, what exactly is this bone from? It kind of looks like a shin bone from a poorly drawn Apatosaurus. Or maybe a femur from an oddly-shaped sabre tooth tiger? Not sure. Wherever you want to pretend you found it, works for us.
Born to RuleSo, you've heard that before. And folks have said it right to your face. But it wasn't until just now, when you laid your eyes on this costume, that you found it out was true. Because, for the first time ever, you can envision yourself as the timeless ruler of the Nile, Cleopatra. Yes, we know you're ready for this!To suit up for fame or for power? We say, why not have both! As Cleopatra, you're sure to be the most well-known Ancient Egyptian, but we're sure that this stunning costume will lend you the ability to rule over your subjects as well. Rule with a tender heart, or even with more of an iron fist if you like. This is going to be your opportunity to make your mark on history, and you can write whatever kind of history you'd like!Product DetailsThis Cleopatra dress is sure to have you standing out. As a dress and cape combination, it's both alluring and powerful. The cape comes in a light golden semi-sheer blend, and the dress body has a shimmering gold finish for a luxurious sheen. With detailed cape embroidery that instantly evokes Ancient Egyptian style, this costume looks just like something Cleo herself would have worn.Get this HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive costume, and you too will be ready to rule the Nile. Or just have some fun. You're going to be the Golden Cleopatra after all, so you can have whatever fun you'd like!
Country MaidenEveryone always wants to dress up as a Renaissance princess. But here's the thing. When it comes to beauty and elegance, dressing up as someone from the royal court in the 1600s isn't where it's at. Towns and courts in the Renaissance era were so very dirty. In fact, if noblewomen wanted to go anywhere they wore shoes called "chopines". These were extremely tall platform shoes that helped keep hemlines free from all the animal muck and sewer mud in the streets. Unlike modern high heels, these shoes required women to be accompanied by friends on each side just to keep a lady upright. No, when it comes to dressing up in the Renaissance era, you want to be a fresh country lass. No lead-based makeup, platform heels, or suffocating layers of skirts to hold you back from all that 1600s style fun!Design & DetailsThis Celtic Renaissance dress was designed by our in-house creative team. The dress has a gorgeous off-the-shoulder chemise in clean white. The forest green overdress fastens up the front with adjustable laces for a corset look that's quite comfortable. The uniquely cut dress is trimmed with silver and green Celtic trim at the waist for a look that hints at the romance of the highlands!Meeting At the FaireAre you headed to the Ren Faire this year? Dreaming of dancing around a maypole and biting into a whole turkey leg with abandon? If you want to live out your historical fantasies, make sure you're not encumbered by pounds of velvet skirt and stiff corset boning. This Renaissance costume will make sure you feel comfortable while also looking stunning in front of castle backdrops. Whether you're heading to the Renaissance Faire or Scottish festival, taking part in a play, or dressing up for Halloween, we're sure that you'll love slipping into this Made by Us historical costume!
Face the NationBecoming a national icon is a lot of responsibility. There are so many ways to rile up the nation's citizens. You can't be caught making any kind of social mistake. No biting your nails while listening to a boring political speech. No coughing powdered sugar all over yourself when you try and bite into a beignet with grace and utterly fail. You don't want to get caught dozing on public transportation or smiling with lettuce caught in your teeth. In short, you'd have to remember that you're the face of the nation at all times. The best way to remember your station? Dressing the part, of course! So if you're ready to move into the white house as the first lady, you're sure to love this stunning costumeProduct DetailsYou'll be a vision of mid-century style, grace, and poise when you wear this First Lady Adult Costume. The dress is a perfect example of dignified 60's fashion design. This pink dress has a wide Peter Pan collar and subtly puffed capped sleeves. The dropped waist is accented with a playful bow and falls into a pleated skirt. This fitted dress zips up the back to make transforming into a first lady legend a breeze. The ensemble is topped off with a pillbox hat that looks perfect with a polished sixties hairstyle. A Graceful GazeWhen you're slipping into an elegant character, details are everything! Polish off your look with pumps, nylons, white gloves, and a string of pearls. With a polished hairstyle and a winning smile, you're sure to make a stunning entrance to any event. Now all you have to do is figure out how to keep up your perfectly polished appearance. We're sure you're up for the task, just steer clear of any powdered donuts!
It's Time to Take a Shot!Ten years ago, if you said you wanted to dress up as a founding father for Halloween, ten-years-ago-you would probably be incredibly skeptical. But that was pre-Hamilton. Now, in this post-Hamilton world, you can be a singer, rapper, dancer, and snappy dresser when you pick up this costume. A Made By Us product, this costume is quality enough to wear through repeated screenings of Hamilton. You can even dance along in it, if you've got the moves.Product DetailsThis isn't just any Alexander Hamilton costume. This costume is Made By Us. That means it's a high-quality, made-to-last item. The velvet jacket has poplin vest panels, a collar, lapels, and sleeve cuffs for a truly finished look. The vest panels fasten with buttons. The rest of the buttons, on the cuffs and lapels, are decorative details that let this costume shine. The cravat (that bit that goes around the neck) is put on and taken off easily with a hook and loop fastener. For maximum comfort, the pants, which are made of poplin, have an elastic waistband and elastic cuffs that end just below the knees. Faux leather brown boot tops turn your everyday boots into footwear straight out of 1776.What Comes Next?You've been freed...of the pressure to find the perfect Halloween costume. Because it's this one. This plus size Alexander Hamilton costume has all the fancy details and subtle extras that guarantee that you'll rise up in a crowd. Don't wait for it--blow us all away with your excellent choice. We have the honor to be your obedient servant, fun.com.
Very, very renaissanceyFinally, the Renaissance has arrived. And, as we like to say, about freaking time! The middle ages were blah, like, SO blah. Just nothing going on. So, enter new artists, writers, poets, and philosophers. They've got new ideas, and they're so great, we're just gonna start a new era. So, let's Renaissance on, folks!You, of course, are a noble lady who's just totally stoked on the new values of your contemporaries. So, it's time to go out and get learned up! But, you can't just stroll out ye castle wearing any old thing. Which is why we just gotta get you into this Women's Renaissance Maiden Costume. Renaissancey and bold, this dress ensemble will have you ready to put on blast that the post-middle ages are gonna be lit!Design & DetailsDesigned right here in our own HalloweenCostumes.com studios, this dress costume is an exclusive and you're only going to find it right here. Our costume design team is all about historical costumes, and on this one, they did good. Real good!This Women's Renaissance Maiden Costume features high style and intricate detail. A serious step up from your typical costume dress, it comes in emerald green velvet. It features brocade ribbon trim and very, very elegant brocade inset panels in the front of the skirt.For all kinds of funAs a Halloween costume, this style will work great. But, it's so good, you'll be all set for a Ren faire, a historical reenactment, or any kind of medieval fun! Check out all of our costume accessories, and if you've got friends in on the fun, too, be sure to find a look for them. We've got costumes for your entire Renaissance party posse!
A Herculean TaleKids have a wild imagination. You never really know what kind of world they're imagining when you look at them. You might take a glance out of the window and see them playing outside. But they might see it differently. They might be on a legendary quest. You may see them waving a stick through the air, but to them, they're defeating a mythological beast, just as the mighty Hercules did in his tales. They might be playfully wrestling with the family dog, but to them, they're facing off against the deadly Cerberus. He's running through the park, but in his mind, he's bravely standing up against a legion of bad guys!Well, how about helping your little one's imagination a bit with an amazing outfit? This Made by Us Kid's Roman Warrior Costume gives your child a classic look, straight from ancient history.Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Roman and Greek mythology. That's why they wanted to create an outfit that captures the look of Hercules. This Roman Warrior Costume starts with white tunic. It also comes with a faux leather chest armor piece, which has red and gold detailing to give it a regal look. It also comes with a red cape, which attaches to the shoulders. The final piece of this costume comes in the form of a leaf crown, which has a metallic paint job. Just place it on your child's head and they'll transform into the greatest warrior that the Roman empire has ever known!A Warrior's CourageIf your child has a wild imagination, or if they just have the guts to fight a hydra with their bare hands, then this child-size Roman Warrior Costume is the perfect outfit for them. Just make sure to equip them with one of our trusty toy swords!
Mummy MadnessIs your mind always drifting to Egypt? We can't blame you. A millennium of history is layered in this land like a delicious chip dip with layers of spicy beans, nacho cheese, and guacamole. You never know what people are going to find next. The sands of this beautiful land are hiding all sorts of secrets from giant statues of gods to clandestine temples dedicated to long-forgotten cults. Who knows how many mummies might still be lurking under the surface of the sand, waiting for the right person to come along and enact the mummy's curse. Encourage your Egyptian connection with a classic Egyptian style wig. What better way to get someone to invite you on their next archeological dig?Product DetailsThis gorgeous black wig is a little past shoulder length. The glossy black color really stands out in a crowd. It has straight black bangs to make your Egyptian look unmistakable. Pair this with a dramatic Egyptian eye to give yourself a Cleopatra vibe.Pretty in PetroglyphsWant the perfect Egyptian costume? Browse through our many Egyptian options to find the perfect look for you. And the best part is, you don't even need to wait for someone to carve your look into a pyramid wall. Just take a selfie and upload it in the reviews to flaunt your Egyptian style to the world!
A Knight's DutyBeing a knight is a big responsibility. It's not all just lounging around at the round table and counting up your riches. You have to lead the troops in battle when invading armies storm the castle. You have to make big decisions that affect the whole realm. You also need to ward off evil creatures, like dragons, liches, and goblins. If you're planning on taking on the title of knight, then you'd better be wise, determined, and skilled in the art of warfare. Also, you'd better have an outfit that's worthy of a brave knight! If you can take care of all those abstract qualities, we can help you out with the costume!Design & DetailsThis Lionheart Knight Costume will transform you into a beacon of hope for the kingdom! The Made By Us design takes inspiration from classic depictions of knights and blends it with a modern sensibility that will have you ready to defend the realm. The costume begins with a knit tunic that has metallic details to make it resemble chain mail. It has a button and loop at the back of the neck. The foam-backed chest armor has a printed lion on the front. It has hook & loop fastener along the right side, so you can change into it with ease. The red cape fits overhead and has a medallion on the shoulder. The foam-backed gauntlets look like real metal to make you look battle-ready. To finish it all off, this costume comes with a faux leather belt. Put it all together and you can serve the realm with honor and style!Arm ThyselfThink you're ready to battle dragons and lead armies? Then this Renaissance-inspired costume is ready to transform you into the bravest knight in the kingdom! Just make sure you pair it up with one of our sword accessories to help you slay any foe who threatens your kingdom.
Modern Age MedusaWe often wonder what would happen if the Medusa was around in our modern age. We know that people who looked her directly in the eyes would turn to stone. That much would still apply. But what about video calls? If she rang someone up on Zoom would they turn to stone on the other end or would they be able to talk over her plans for renovating the ruins she's been living in over the past thousand years? Then again, would she be able to go out and about without anyone turning into marble if she wore a pair of sunglasses? Or does one glance at the rest of her face make you sedimental? Maybe stepping into Medusa's shoes for a day would give us a little inside to the rules and regulations of modern-day Medusa!Design & DetailsThis gorgeous Made By Us Medusa costume channels Ancient Greek mythology from head to toe. The featured dress flows beautifully and is trimmed with a golden geometric pattern around the hemline. A subtle snakeskin sash is layered over the top, falling down one side in a toga-like fashion. Cinched at the middle with a jeweled snakeskin belt, the dress is sure to make your child feel mystical as soon as she slips it on. The legendary ensemble is topped off with a golden crown with distinctly snake-like shapes jutting from the top. Love the hair our model is rocking? Check out our wigs to get this little Medusa's full look!Tipping the ScalesWhile most kids are a little scared of snakes, this ensemble is sure to make your child feel powerful! While it's perfect for Halloween, your kid might want to break it out to do a project on the Medusa story in school or put together a skit at home. After all, when you have a costume that's this legendary, you just can't take it for granite!
You'll be able to get those Americans under control in no time with this Red Coat costume. After all, you're acting under orders of the Queen, so we're sure she'd approve of you doing whatever it takes. If you work for the good of the British Empire, you're sure to make your way up the ranks in no time. You might even get command of your own fleet! But if you happen to secretly be working for the Colonies, we're totally cool with that. (We hear that American parties are off the hook!) Whatever side you're rooting for, go with this Revolutionary War inspired look for a fun historical costume!
Cross the Delaware - Or the BathtubThe Father of our Country is an amazing historical figure, but do you know who else would have been happy to fill his shoes? Your toddler! We bet your little one could do several of the things that our national hero did over the course of his career. Chop down a cherry tree with a toy axe? Your little one did that yesterday to your favorite rosebush. Scout out the land as a surveyor and go for weeks without seeing civilization? Your toddler has a habit of disappearing and returning wearing enough dirt to look like he went on a month-long expedition. Lead a brand-new country into an age of prosperity? Your toddler could do that easily, but there would be a lot more resolutions to abolish school on sunny days and protocols about greeting visiting diplomats with fart noises.Design & DetailsTech geniuses and teens bitten by spiders aren't the only superheroes out there - say hello to a classic hero when your little one wears this exclusive George Washington Costume for Toddlers! The golden vest front and white ascot look splendidly presidential under the long, velvety blue jacket with its gold trim, shiny buttons, and fringed epaulets decorating its shoulders. The fitted jersey-knit pants look suitably dashing under a pair of gold-edged boot tops and the foam-backed bicorn hat looks so good that it makes the King of England think twice about his own crown.Fit for a PresidentYour toddler will love the cheers he gets when he dresses as one of America's greatest heros! Even though his costume might get him some sweet perks, we do not recommend that he impose a tax on his friends' Halloween candy. That would be an abuse of power.
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How many times have you gone for a hike into the woods and heard a few too many bird calls or other animal sounds and wondered for just a split second if you might have wandered into the amazing Sherwood Forest? Whether we’re talking about the prince of thieves who bounds in tights with his other incanting merry men, the dark and brooding archer who faces a seemingly endless line of corruption thanks to the usurping prince and his mean-spirited sheriff, or even the high-spirited and fox-faced animated hero to the peasants, we’re always fortunate to know that Robin of Locksley isn’t far away! And, it is worth noting that Robin told us long ago what a fox says: he makes bird calls!But, as fascinating and adventurous as Robin might be, it is his love who has our hearts! Maid Marion is a lass that we’d expect should be remaining comfortable behind stone walls awaiting the arrival of her uncle and rightful King Richard to return. But, no! She’s just as ready to hop from high windows onto the horseback and gallop her way into the forest in order to both see her loving bandit and make sure that Prince John is brought down!Join the adventure and win the hearts of the rich and poor alike this year with this Enchanting Maid Marion costume. A grand blend of polyester, crushed velvet, satin, and knit mesh, you’ll be the virtual queen in this sky blue dress with a fancy panel of brocade print. Long Juliet drapings at the arm keep you in high class during your medieval jaunt and are only heightened by the headpiece lined in bright golden sequins and an alluring red mesh veil. Enchant your bandit back home and get John thrown into jail with this enchanting look… and maybe steal a few extra hearts along the way.
A Mighty Warrior RisesAlways Ready for BattleFor months, your clan has been under attack. Ever since you landed on this rocky shore and set up your village, hostile Norsemen from the surrounding lands have been trying to convince you - mostly using spears - to leave. Many leaders have tried and failed to drive them off. You've been patient, but now it's time to show them what true toughness, bravery, and cunning can do! With you at the helm, your clan will be safe for years to come. Product DetailsThere's a place in Valhalla for you when you wear your exclusive Victorious Viking Costume for Women! The outfit includes a sleeveless brown minidress with faux fur trim on the bodice and waist. The same faux fur pads the shoulders, trims the fabric gauntlets, and covers the leg warmers that have brown faux rawhide cord ties. A faux leather medallion at each end of the shrug has a printed rune design. The skirt's side slit is practical for fighting, but also just really cute. The Perfect StrategyWhere did you put your favorite battle axe and your leather-wrapped shield? You're going to need all your best weapons and armor to defeat that pesky rival tribe. Although, maybe instead of butchering them all in battle, you could convince them to sail away to populate another land. What if you named that freezing northern island Greenland and convinced them that it was a settler's paradise? That would be hilarious.
I Cannot Tell a LieAre you ready to help your little dude learn about the first president of the new United States, George Washington? Has your little guy already read the biographies? Does he often dream of marching with minutemen in funny uniforms? Or does he simply appreciate history? We have a thing or two for him, then! It’s one of those funny uniforms! In fact, it’s an entire ensemble: a jacket with an attached vest, pantaloons, a scarf, and, of course, the iconic tricorn hat.Design & DetailsSynonymous with Revolutionary War-era style, few know it was borne out of mere practicality. In rainy weather, it both protected the person’s face and funneled water out of the back, over one’s shoulders. While raingear has evolved quite a lot since then, you can still procure this signature style with our exclusive Colonial Kid’s Costume. Because it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, you can sleep well knowing that each stitch was tended to with care, much like the early colonial farms. The fabrics are faux suede and satin and the jacket comes equipped with decorative buttons at the center-front and two false pocket flaps. The pants come with a neat elastic waistband and cuffs that end just below the knees. And finally, we put a wire in the tricorn hat’s brim edge to maintain shape. Doesn’t that sound nice? We think George Washington would be proud. Who knows what will happen. Maybe it will be the first step in a long journey toward the United States presidency!
Who Wants to Be King?!Having your father return from his year-long, self-imposed exile is a pretty big deal. There is no easy way to welcome the king back after a long absence following a terrible defeat. Maybe the best thing to do is simply challenge him to single combat right then and there?Well, that is a fight that no one in their right mind would willingly take on. No one wants to be the one who killed Ragnar Lothbrok! Even more, Bjorn really loved his father, so that wasn’t likely to be his path anyway.Product DetailsGrowing up with famous parents has a lot of baggage attached to it, but at least you get to wear awesome armor like this Adult Plus Size Vikings Bjorn Ironside Costume! This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The tunic, vest, pants, and belt are all that you will need to turn yourself into the iconic Bjorn Ironside from the hit show Vikings. There is no harder Viking or more admirable character in the show than Bjorn, and you will look like he just stepped out of the TV with this costume. The leather-like details of the costume and the characteristic buckles will turn you into your favorite character in no time!Bjorn to LeadHaving the pedigree and singular style of Bjorn Ironside almost makes you a leader by necessity. There is nothing more impressive to Scandinavian than having the blood of Ragnar in your veins, except perhaps this awesome Adult Plus Size Vikings Bjorn Ironside Costume!
WHO MIGHT YOU BE?The best part of being in a medieval world is that you could be anyone. Of course, that's also part of what makes the whole thing just a little scary. That cheerful lad down the street running a market cart and trying his best to be proud about day-old muffins? He's actually an assassin waiting to deliver the poisoned bread to a noblewoman! That dirty-faced tavern lass sweeping dry mud from the floor for the sixth time today? A princess hiding from her father's guard! So, when we heard that there was someone new in town, our interest was understandably piqued. Which role in our medieval village will you fill with your seemingly simple appearance? Are you the happy tavern-goer just glad that you have enough silver in your pouch to put your feet up? Do you have ambitions to wed one of the nobility and join the ranks of high society? Are you secretly a wizard in regular clothing, muttering your magics under your breath? DESIGN & DETAILSSet out on your fantastic destiny in a world gone by with this Medieval Merry Man Costume. This look was put together by our own team of design wizards and features a one-piece tunic that casts the illusion of being layered. The ivory jersey sleeves are full and loose. For a clever crafting trick, they are sewn a couple of inches under the sleeveless tunic so it looks like you're fully garbed. Brown cord lacing gives the tunic a period look while the belt and loose-fit pants complete the theme! TIME TO MAKE HISTORYWhen you're dressed like you were part of an older time, it is up to you to decide exactly how everything went down. We can't wait to hear about the stories that you told with this costume. Best part is that with this costume's high-quality construction, there are several tales to be told!
Hair with AttitudeDo you know those times when you wake up with a hopeless bad hair day? You take one glance in the mirror and you know there's nothing you can do. You could break out your hair straightener, ramp up your hair mousse, or call on all the bobby pins in your arsenal but that cowlick in the back of your head is still going to stick up straight. In the end, you just have to ride the bad hair day wave or figure out a way to work a hat into your ensemble. But all your bad hair days put together can't beat the day that Medusa woke to find a goddess had cursed her with reptilian locks. If you think cowlicks are annoying, just imagine if your hair could actually bite back if you took a comb to it. At least your locks would never be boring, right?Design & DetailsThis Made-by-Us green wig is a stylish interpretation of Medusa's legendary look. The long, layered curls make an immediate impact with shades of green and black strands. It turns out, having hair with attitude can be a pretty stunning look!Slither with StyleWe're thinking that Medusa needs rebranding. Ancient legends paint Medusa's post-snake life in a pretty grotesque way. But in the end, we're sure that she could have rocked this look if she so chose. So step out with a fresh Medusa look. This gorgeous wig is sure to tip the scales!
Gladiator styleDid you confirm that Uber ride to the Colisuem? Great! That means it's time. This is gonna be important, amazing, and very cool. Your kid is about to confirm his spot as a top Roman Gladiator!Yeah, we know he always had it in him, and now it's time for him to become that historic superstar that he was always meant to be. This does mean we're going to have to get him costumed up in all the right gear though. Got it covered?We're sure he's a got a great gladiator costume picked out, but we're going to want to make sure he's outfitted with all the right gear, too. So get him this Kid's Gladiator Mask and Sword Set to complete the theme!Design and DetailsThis detailed accessory kit goes perfectly with any ancient warrior costume. The plastic molded mask looks like forged metal, and it looks particularly fierce if we may say so! This set also comes with a 26 inch sword, so he can swing and fight like a real gladiator would.All Fun and games, really!Of course, it's all imaginary fun, but we're sure your child will love a romp as an ancient warrior combatant. A powerful costume choice, we're sure he'll feel just like a gladiator. Complete his costume with this accessory set, and check out our entire selection of costume accessories to get his style just right!
A Day in the LifeEver wonder what a day in the life of an Amish woman is life? Now you can find out ...It's no surprise that the Amish live very different lives than the rest of us. Their day usually begins at 5:00 a.m., where they get dressed in their bonnets and hats and prepare for a long day of honest hard work. The men go out to tend to the crops while the women tend to various housework, which includes everything from milking the cows to making the bed. It takes a lot of diligence and love of a simple lifestyle in order to make Amish life worthwhile, but you'll soon see that living the simple life is the way to go. So if you're ready to be a member of the Amish community, turn in your contemporary clothes and we'll give you this ensemble that will allow you to fit right in with the Lancaster County residents!Product DetailsThis Amish Prairie Woman costume is so cute that you won't mind giving up your trendy jeans and midriff-bearing crop tops for a long dress and apron. This calf-length blue dress has a tie around the collar and ties on both sleeves. The white apron ties around the waist and matches the included bonnet that will easily fit over you classic bun hairstyle. Remember to wear some long black socks and some reliable shoes because you'll want to be comfortable while you ride in a traditional buggy on your way to church!
If your daughter was a Goddess, what realm would she rule over? The options are basically endless. There were Goddesses of the hunt, of the harvest, there was even one who was really into weaving. Enough Goddesses to make mythology super confusing but not enough to make it hard to find a niche for your girl. So, if your daughter is heading up to Mount Olympus with her resume what would her specialty be? The arts and craft section is full. we wouldn't compete with that weaving goddess. She can be pretty aggressive. She even turned a mortal into a spider! Your little one could be the Goddess of in line skating or maybe she could be the one reasonable God on Olympus and become the patron of conflict resolution, now that's a Goddess they could have used thousands of years back! This mountain is basically the original dramatic reality television. We're sure she'll be great, no matter what her divine specialty is. Just as long as she stays out of Zeus's wife, Hera's way. Now that's a woman who can start some drama! Your little one will look right at home on the mountain top in this stunning ensemble. The gold dress shimmers in a celestial way with a sparkly cape draped over top. The outfit is belted with golden chain and has a medallion on the shoulder. Top off the ensemble with the laurel leaf headband and she'll be ready for her debut in the great hall of the Gods. Now, whatever she makes happen up there is up to her!
But wherefore do not you a mightier wayMake war upon this bloody tyrant, Time?And fortify your self in your decayWith means more blessed than my barren rhyme?- William ShakespeareWe all want to be remembered for something. But that tyrant Time works constantly to erase the memory of our work and deeds. We remember only a large handful of people from the last few centuries, while we remember the names of only a spare few a thousand years prior. That sucks, doesn't it?We don't mean to inspire in you any sort of existential dread. We only mean to inspire you to action! Like role-playing the part of one of the most prominent people and minds in the short history of the United States. A top, ever-influential diplomat, a sharp-witted writer and biographer, a dizzyingly productive inventor—Benjamin Franklin has so far fought that tyrant Time with valiance. (Not only did he invent the lightning rod and bifocals, but he also facilitated fire departments, libraries, newspapers, and universities!What better way to forge your own timeless path than stepping into the coveted shoes of someone so accomplished? Now you can become Benjamin Franklin's doppelganger with this Adult Benjamin Franklin Costume. This costume is great for historical plays—or anything, really. The first time you wear it, ask if anyone has seen your ID in their wallet—and if you walk away $100 richer, let us know it worked.
Trying to show off your prowess as a battle-forged warrior? Then you should try your hand at being a gladiator in the Colosseum! Oh, wait a second. You might just be a few centuries too late for that, but you can still DRESS like a gladiator while proclaiming your mighty skills as a combatant. All you need is the will of a warrior, an epic tale to tell and, of course, the right footwear to accompany you on your epic journey.These Deluxe Gladiator Sandals make your feet feel ready to enter the ring as Roman gladiator! (You'll have to get a costume to make the rest of your body feel combat ready!) With a faux leather design and straps along the shins, these sandals have a look reminiscent of something that might be worn during an intense battle inside the Colosseum! Of course, you can always just wear them to your next costume party if you like.
All's Well That Ends WellWhen you were a kid, the adventures of Laura Ingalls Wilder seemed so real. When the Wilder family was sugaring off, you could almost taste the maple syrup, hot from the stove. And you could feel the excitement when Pa came back from the woods talking about a big bear that he had seen in the brambles... even if it was actually a simple dead log, it sent quivers of delightful fear to your head.Oh, the trundle beds with layers of quilts, the hot cast iron stove, the covered wagons, the fiddle music, and let's not forget the sweet pioneering dog, Jack! All of that once felt like it happened to you. Then you grew up, and it feels sort of distant somehow. It's all the modern trappings that have gotten in the way! But never fear, as Ma would say, "All is well that ends well". Now you've got access to this Laura Ingalls Wilder costume, that long-lost land of prairie adventure is at hand!Design & DetailsThis pretty blue dress brings to mind the simple yet cozy settings of The Little House on The Prairie series. The bodice of the gown has bronze buttons down the front, a high neck collar, and gently puffed sleeves. The gown zips up the back to make changing into this costume nice and easy. The floor-length gown has pleats at the waist for a flattering and historically picturesque fit.On the WagonDo you want to bring the past to life? This Laura Ingalls Wilder costume is a great way to bring the pioneer lifestyle to life! Top it off with a wide-brimmed bonnet, picnic basket, or even a crisp white apron to perfect your adventurous old-fashioned character. And once you're done, if you ask nice, maybe Pa will even fiddle you a couple dancing tunes!
A Pair to RememberEven though time travel sounds like a whole heck of a lot of fun, you do not actually have to travel back into the Victorian age to find perfectly cobbled booties for your Halloween costume. Phew. That's kind of a relief, right? You can simply slip on these Women's Balck Victorian Boots and be ready to hit the cobblestone in high style!Of course, Victorian fashion does come with some uncomfortable side effects—corsets with boning, long skirts that drag in the mud, hats that fasten with pins—but these boots are comfy, with modern fabrics and cushioning to make your Halloween look more enjoyable to wear. The best part about this pair? We wouldn't be surprised to see you sporting them with a pair of skinny jeans and a sweater long after Halloween is done!Product DetailsThis black bootie features a 2.5-inch heel with a slight curve that mimics the popular style of Victorian times. The faux leather will cradle your foot as you strut through the street, and the modern addition of a side zipper makes this lace-up pair even easier to wear! Delicate eyelet detailing gives these shoes a special vintage appeal.
Sophisticated and SanctifiedDid you know that Egyptian pharaohs were considered divine? How could they be anything less? They were well-dressed, adorned with beautiful jewelry, and had the full attention of everyone in their kingdom. Can you imagine the epic parties that the Egyptian gods and goddesses took part in? We can only envision people waving a palm leaf over them while they were being fed grapes and enjoying endless amounts of wine. It probably wasn’t all glamour and parties - what with the constant threat of being overthrown looming large. But still, it would be fun to indulge like a goddess every now and then.Product DetailsWith this Egyptian Goddess costume you can indulge in a little ancient fun this Halloween! This Egyptian Goddess Costume will let you look divine and will have everyone’s attention the second you step into the room! This costume comes with everything you need to truly transform into an Egyptian Goddess. It starts with the bustier style dress that has an elastic neckline, clear shoulder straps to keep it in place, and a short circle skirt at the bottom. The bodice of the dress has ruched knit mesh side panels and a matching drape from the back of the waistline. Add the gold faux leather belt for added detail - it is edged with geometric brocade ribbon and has draped knit mesh with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The forearm sleevelets are gold metallic knit fabric and have drapes of knit mesh sewn along their length. The collar is a semicircle of gold faux leather and is detailed with faux gems.Taking the throneWant to look right at home strutting your stuff in an Egyptian palace? Top off your look with a gorgeous Egyptian headdress. Add gold sandals, a Cleopatra wig, snake armband, ankh staff & jewelry. Then you can order your underlings to begin building your very own pyramid!
We're bringing Greece Back!Have you heard the news? If you've haven't seen it in the paper, then surely you've seen a tweet or at least heard some whispers around the town. It's some big news. Ancient Greece is making a comeback! That's right, it really is, and we think it's long overdue. Just because they've been gone for awhile doesn't mean that we haven't been missing them!Of course, they're going to need quite a few goddesses to help restore that classical Grecian lifestyle. And we're thinking they should get someone like you to take up the mantle! Think about it: ruling the land as a goddess, enjoying that sweet, sweet demigod lifestyle. It's all grapes (and wine!) and harps and lyres and leisure. Sounds like a sweet gig to us!So, we're giving you a super strong hint here. You just gotta get yourself into this women's plus size Grecian goddess costume! Super stylish, and super fun, this costume style will have you relaxing and enjoying the divine lifestyle in no time. Trust us!Design & DetailsWe cooked up this costume right here at home base, our HalloweenCostumes.com costume studios! And that means it's Made by Us, which means its a step up from your typical costume fare. An elegant and airy single sleeve dress is accented with gorgeous brocade trim on the bottom hem and single sleeve cuff. The same pattern is featured on the belt, and for a little extra bling, this costume comes with a bracelet and headband, too. You know, to really achieve that demigod status!From Ancient Greece to futuristic fantasiesWe've got every theme covered in our costume selection, we do, after all, have the world's largest costume selection! So, whether you'd like to party with your besties on Mt. Olympus, would rather choose a theme that's a little more current, or would even blast off into the future... well, we've got you covered! Pick out your theme and get ready for a great Halloween. We got this!
A Dapper DanToday, being dapper just isn't quite as appreciated as it used to be. Gentlemen used to wear a fancy hat every day, whether they were headed out for a short errand or they were engaging in a riveting adventure through the countryside. Well, we've created a simple accessory that hearkens back to those days!Design & DetailsIntroducing the Gray Coachman Hat—a Victorian-era inspired must-have for any fashionista! This stunningly designed hat is crafted from 100% polyester with a suede-like feel that's sure to turn you into one debonaire gentleman. The band adds to the classy look, making it an excellent accessory for historical costumes and steampunk outfits. Don't worry about lack of adjustability! It comes with an inside elastic strap so you can find your fit easily and quickly.Make a statement without saying a word—snatch up this sensational hat today and get ready to take over the diva scene. This one-of-a-kind piece is bound to make people stop and appreciate your uncanny sense of dappery! (Yeah, we know that's not a word, but let's roll with it.)This adult-size coachman hat pairs quite well with many of our Victorian-style and steampunk costumes, so be sure to check out our selection to make the most out of this classy accessory!
Tired of lugging around that beaten up old club like a dimwitted Neanderthal? It's about time you get out of that prehistoric mindset and upgraded to an awesome Caveman Stone Axe. Using the greatest technologies known to all of mankind, this amazing instrument of destruction as been developed. By adding this weapon to your arsenal, you will have double the dino-killing efficiency. In all honesty, this axe looks way more menacing than a wood club... all we're trying to say is that your main hunting tool shouldn't be able to also be your dog's favorite chew toy. So treat yourself with an upgrade that will strike fear into the eyes of your enemies, effectively and proficiently provide food for you and your family, and possibly even gain back the respect from your dog. Maybe as long as you let him keep that useless wooden club of yours, you two will be a-ok!
You snow nothing…You’ve never told anyone of the crime you committed to be sent all the way to farthest Northern point of the civilized world. All round you are murderers, bandits, pirates, slavers, assassins, patricides, and worse, but despite years of asking, you have never told anyone of your sordid past. Still, as you awaken in the keep, drenched in sweat, the memory plays itself again before your minds eye…You are six years old, walking through the garden. The Queen Regent and your lady mother converse softly in a far corner, guarded by two faithful soldiers. Having been bid to make yourself scarce while the adults talk, you naturally found your way over to the bird bath where you slopped water onto the ground to make mud pies. Well-soiled, you quickly became bored and decided to play hide and seek by yourself. Quickly you determined that was very boring, so for the last one minute you have been very sneakily drawing closer to the conversing ladies. You know what must be done. You burst through the flowery hedges and jump on the back of the queen!“Tag,” you shout, as you roughly roll down to the ground. You attempt to flee the scene, but are grabbed neatly by the nearest soldier, who drags you before the Queen. Her beautiful peacock gown has been completely ruined byyour muddy maneuvers.“Off to the North with you,” she commands, as your mother looks on sternly from behind her. “There is no place here for barbaric children like you!”Product DetailsNothing says Lady-Commander of the North like this sexy yet practical ensemble. This exclusive costume comes with a black-as-night velvet cape with long-pile faux fur around the collar. Nothing says hardship in the freezing North like locally-sourced, eco-friendly, and animal free long-pile faux fur! The belt will cinch nicely around your waist with a flashy and stylish silver-tone metal buckle. The dress and belt are both made from 100 percent polyurethane faux leather, which is of course the height of fashion and practicality in the far North. The off-center front zipper on the dress allows easy donning of the armor when the battle horn blows, while maintaining the rakish and non-conformist look that the Lady-Commander of the North often goes for.Lady-Commander Jane SnowAlthough you are the worst of the worst and you know that you have no chance of ever being rehabilitated into a productive member of the civilized world, at least you can be certain that you are the best-dressed Lady-Commander that the North has ever seen! In this Women’s Snow King Costume, you will never have to doubt your standing among the worst ruffians, or the sexiest Lady-Commanders.
How does a post-apocalyptic coachman travel to his next steam engine convention? Why, in top-notch steampunk style, of course!We have to admit, we do not always fully “get” the steampunk aesthetic. Cerebrally, it just doesn’t make sense--is it the look of the future, or of the past? But not getting it doesn’t stop us from loving it! It’s so cool. Whenever we see a really awesome steampunk outfit, we understand that true steampunk style is elusive and difficult to capture in words. So if you want to make your ensemble speak volumes about your favorite trend, this durable Brown Suede Coachman Hat will be a huge help! Remember, a well dressed gentleman should never leave home without his hat--and we’re pretty sure that rule is as applicable in the distant future as it was back when steam engines were just hitting the scene!
Live Snakes Are Not JewelryHave you ever tried using a live snake as jewelry? Let us tell you, it’s not very easy. A living snake has a mind of its own and it might not agree with your idea of it sitting nicely around your wrist. It might decide it wants to cruise around on the ground instead of hanging out as your own personal accessory. It might get hungry and decide search for a nice mouse to eat. It might mistake your friends for a threat and try to take a nip at them!Yes, you should skip trying to use a real, live snake as jewelry, especially when you have a much better option! This snake bracelet is an inanimate object, so you can just throw it on your wrist to add the perfect accent to your outfit with no hassles!Product DetailsThis piece of gold costume jewelry fits quite easily around your wrist. It has sparkling green eyes set on the top along with a bright red tongue. You can pair it with your Queen Cleopatra costume to make you look like the ruler of the Nile, or you can just add it to your Medusa costume for a bit of added bling.Better Than the Real Thing!So, don’t be a silly goose trying to use a real snake as jewelry! Just use this easy bracelet to finish your glamorous look!
Hear ye, hear ye! If it is the finest costume for your trip to the Renaissance faire that you seek, we hereby declare this lovely Renaissance Lady Costume as the look that will make you the fairest maiden at the festival!Don't you just love going to the ren faire? Everyone gets to walk around dressed up in cool old style outfits, eating turkey legs and drinking out of horns, and getting to experience a little piece of what life in a village during the Renaissance may have been like. That sounds like a pretty perfect day to us! The best part is that it's fun no matter how immersed you want to be, whether you like being historically accurate, or just want to wander about and see the sights. This makes it always a good idea to dress up in something that will let you fit right in with the crowds of dedicated faire-goers, but still let you sit back and enjoy the show!If you're wearing a noble gown such as this, you may even find yourself being treated like royalty, which is never a bad thing. The full length dress is made of purple velvet material, for a truly luxurious look, and features elegant brocade ribbon detailing for added authenticity. Add a pair of slippers or sandals, and put braids in your hair to complete this lovely, regal style, which also makes a great part of a Renaissance group costume. See you at the faire, but for now, we bid you farewell!
A Knight to RememberYour little one has had his fair share of rough Halloweens, so far. For a few years, kids are too young to really participate (or eat much candy), and then the first year your child was ready to go trick-or-treating, he fell at school and broke his ankle! Ouch! The year after that it was the chickenpox, and the year after that you were all really sick with a stomach bug. So, in some ways, this is really his first Halloween to experience the magic and wonder of the night. That's why you've opted for this Kid's Lionheart Knight Halloween Costume, a fine pick! Your medieval scholar in the making won't even know what to do with his excitement when he sees that this striking costume is his to wear all day long, from school to an after-school party to evening trick or treating — with all the candy he can eat!Design & DetailsThis look is crafted with care and attention to detail by our exclusive in-house costume designers, so it really is fit for royalty! As your child dramatically throws back the dark red cape, complete with its own antiqued brass medallion, he reveals the costume's other charms, like a metallic knit tunic, faux leather belt, foam-backed chest "armor" with a printed lion, and slip-on gauntlets. Add a sword for the full effect!Let the Royal Party Start!Your little knight may get very into "decreeing" things while wearing this costume, and he may even want to blow a royal trumpet and gather the whole village in celebration. Hey, after the few years he has had, let him have his fun!
Monster MashHearing that Dracula was throwing a party, you set off immediately from your Mediterranean island and began the long journey northeast to his home in Transylvania. It wasn’t too far away, but the rocky and mountainous terrain did make things very difficult at times.Finally, you arrived just as the party began. You did intend to make an impression in your best dress and crown, but even you didn’t think everyone would be stunned into stillness like this when they saw you! Why, it was almost like they were all turned to… Oh, no! Oops, simple mistake!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Sexy Medusa Costume. The dress and crown are all that you will need to make everyone know that you are the iconic and awesome Medusa. The dress has an attached green and black snakeskin print sash. The golden detailsreally sell your importance and majesty when you wear this costume. The snake-themed crown is both impressive and stylish, so you will be sure to make an impression. If you want be the coolest monster since Scylla and Charybdis, then you will be as happy as a snake in the sun with this cool costume!Stone Cold KillerIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice your most direct and intimidating stare before you go out in this costume!
If you want to have the perfect Renaissance costume for an upcoming fair, for Halloween, or just because, then you absolutely need this White Chemise to complete your Medieval transformation. It is as white and pure as freshly fallen snow and will be an excellent background for the remainder of your Renaissance-themed outfit to rest upon. Once you use this classic chemise to finish off your new historic look, you'll be fully prepared to give everyone a blast from the past.Charm everyone with your perfected Old English dialect and accent. Teach them about pottery or candlestick making or whatever your chosen trade may be. Do all of this with full confidence in the illusion you are presenting. Catch people off guard and make them question what era they woke up in that morning! All this fun start with this White Renaissance Chemise, so grab yours today and let the adventure begin.
Junk? That ain't junk. That is possibility.We are the tinkerers of the world. We are the makers, and the crafters. We are the greasy, and electrically singed. We are the people who find the possibility in the junk. We are able to create the world around us. We are able to physically create the things that other people only dream about.And, while we can create some of the most fantastical things you have ever seen, we still feel like we are lacking something. And maybe that something is our old ripped bomber jacket. Yeah there is a lot of memory in it, of us wearing it on our first pirate airship. The tear on the left sleeve is from when we were trying to get away from the lightning police.But maybe it's time to turn in that worn out bomber jacket, and make some new memories. So, put on this Women's Steampunk Fantasy Costume, and get ready for an all new adventure. Don't worry about if you can still weld your mechanical do-dads, this dress comes with the standard issue goggles, the kind that any good tinkerer needs. So, go find the beauty in what some people might call junk. Be a creator, and a maker, and get greasy. You can do all that while in a beautiful dress.
Versailles VirtuesLife as a king in the late 1700s was a social one. In fact, kings were almost never left alone. From the moment Louis XVI woke up in the morning, he was surrounded by servants, advisors, and top guys from his various councils. And yes, luxurious royal activities abounded. He had to get his wig powdered and shaped. He went hunting with the boys. He entertained dignitaries in the hall of mirrors (we'll give you one guess what the walls of that hall are decorated with). Our point? The royal guy was super busy! With all the little details he needed to cover to keep his royal household happy, it's no wonder he lost track of what his subjects wanted!Details & DesignThis luxurious costume is Made by Us, meaning the king's top looks have been researched by our in-house designers. The high-waisted short pants, the long jacket, and the waistcoat all have a Rococo-inspired trim, making it look right at home in the over-the-top trappings of Versailles. You'll love the little details from the buttons to the lightweight cravat. Just be sure you avoid any swarms of angry French peasants. Heads UpLouis's reign might not have been a popular one, he's the only king that literally lost his head in the end. But we like to think that his ungraceful exit from the throne room was a symptom of the times rather than a personal hit at this fashionable king. If it hadn't been for the expensive wars, the uncomfortable wigs everyone was wearing, and the fact that the peasants wanted freedom and access to food, Louis probably would have been fine! How can you stay mad at a man wearing gold filigree trimmed short pants? Whether you're heading out with Marie Antoinette on your arm or you're making your royal debut solo, this costume will allow you to start Louis's reign fresh!
Superhero in SkirtsNot all superheroes wear capes... or spandex, for that matter. Take Florence Nightingale, a respectable English woman, she was expected to marry and live the quiet Victorian life of hearth and home. But she followed a calling to serve others and heal the sick and wounded.With a backstory like that, Nightingale would make a natural comic superhero. She's got the name, to begin with. She comes from an unlikely background. She's inspired generations of superhero nurses in the years to come. And she's even got a sidekick, Nightingale carried around a little owl that she rescued in Greece named Athena. While we know that wearing an ankle-length dress isn't typical for saving the day, we think any history buff can make this 19th-century heroine into a superhero no one will forget!Details & DesignOur creative team designed this costume with history buffs in mind! The high neck and floor-length skirt maintain the modesty that was expected from the gentlewoman nurse in the 1800's. The dress zips up the back and has a princess cut bodice. A full white apron secures around the waist with ties and crosses over the back, making you look ready for your patients. Topped off with a white, ruffled cap and a broadcloth band toting the red cross, this costume is great for costume parties, plays, and presentations! Legendary Lady Are you ready to take on the look of a legend? The founder of nursing has a romantic image that's been painted and recreated for a hundred years so you can be sure that it's a fun role to take on. When paired with an old fashioned lamp, this costume will bring the heroine to life in an instant. Sure, the war of Crimea that made Nightingale famous might be a distant memory but her heroics live on!
Founding Father TimeWell, it's time for your kid to become a Founding Father. So, what's the first step to achieving that? You could quiz them to see if they're ready based on their studies in history class. If your boy or girl doesn't quite have enough their biographical knowledge of the Founding Fathers down pat yet, we may have to hunt down some books or documentaries to help round out their command of American history. Or—maybe, just maybe, we skip all that and just get them suited up like one of the most famous Founding Fathers to learn about history in a hands-on way. Whatever course of action you choose, we can help you get the costume covered with this Kid's Thomas Jefferson Costume. Because it will have him or her looking just like the Father of the Declaration of Independence himself!Design & DetailsKids love engaging with history and whether for creative learning, historical reenactments, or simply for Halloween, choosing a historical figure costume is a surefire way to help them appreciate the past. When it comes to America's Founding Fathers, we've got another awesome costume entry with this Thomas Jefferson Costume. A Made By Us design, our costume design team did a bit of studying up on historical styles to produce the ensemble. The top is designed to look like a brilliant, blue overcoat over a burgundy vest. But the combo is simply stitched together into one-piece for easy wear. It features gold plastic buttons that secure in the center front, and the jacket features them as non-fastening buttons, too, for extra accent. The sleeve cuffs have white frilled fabric to look like an undershirt is being worn, and the frills match the cravat that secures around the neck. Then, just have them slip on on the matching pants, they fit with an elastic waistband and are knicker-length with elastic cuffs just below the knee. Just shop for knee-high socks and a white colonial-style wig (sold separately) to complete the theme! Make Your Mark on HistoryDoes your child think they have what it takes to sign a big declaration or even to become a president of the United States? Whether they're super confident or need a little encouragement, this Kid's Thomas Jefferson Costume is sure to help with their development. And learn about history. And, we're sure, have some historically themed fun, too!
This morning, after just walking through the door, your boss told you that he needs a bunch of extra work done before lunch. Your computer crashed, and it took over an hour to get it back online. During lunch, you spilled smoothie all over your favorite shirt, and you were ten minutes late coming back because you spent so much time trying to get the stain out. And at the gym, all you wanted to do was exercise the bad day away, but the resident jocks wouldn't leave you alone. Does this kind of frustrating day sound familiar to you?Wouldn't it be nice to return to the old days of kings, queens, and warriors? No TPS reports, no crashing computers, and no gym rats. Just mighty battles and epic quests for glory. The bad news is, no, you can't return to those old days. In fact, you might be surprised by how awful those times could be. Just think about the lack of indoor plumbing and bathrooms and you'll quickly figure it out. But, the good news is you can still acheive that fantasy with this Warrior Maiden Costume. Escape the rigors of work by slipping into this sensual and historical costume.This costume is 100% cotton gauze fabric, very soft and comfortable. The skirt and halter top is joined at the center front by a wooden ring. The skirt has an elastic waist and back zipper with sexy thigh-high front slits. The top in back has elastic edges and a center zipper. The self-fabric halter straps tie around the neck. It comes with a brown vinyl belt/harness, vinyl gauntlets, and a headband. Add some sexy heels to complete this costume!
Are you tired of having to slay imaginary orcs with your Little League bat? Sick of pretending that your yardstick is the legendary Excalibur? Embarrassed that you're the only one in your LARPing group who has to use a pool noodle as a stand in a sword made of Valerian Steele? How embarrassing! It's enough to make any self-respecting Dungeons-and-Dragons-playing, Lord-of-the-Rings-reading, Game-of-Thrones-watching battle enthusiast want to hang up his embrodiered velvet cloak in resignation.Time to rest easy, friend, because your long nightmare of make-believe is finally over! With this 47" Sword, you don't have to use sub-par props in your important dragon-slaying business. With it's highly realistic look, you can easily step into a new realm of imaginary quests, all while earning the respect of both yourself and others! Feel the weight of it in the palm of your hand...test it with a smooth slice through the air...and then ask others to kindly step aside as you challenge that jerk Donovan to a duel! That guy was always ragging on you about your costume...and now that you have this sword, the time has come to avenge your honor and cut him down to size! Excalibur! (Right? That's what you say, when you're about to do something really cool with a sword? It's been a while since we've been able to hang at Medieval Times with our D&D crew, so we've kind of forgot some stuff).
Doin' it Slick Willie style means having a silver tongue and a memory that conveniently forgets what the word "is" means. It also means busting out wicked saxophone solos whenever you feel like it. You see, basically you can do whatever you want when you get to the highest office in the land, and if you can make it there with your sax and a slick pair of shades on, all the better!This detailed latex mask looks just like ol' Bill, and whether you want to relive some prime 90s nostalgia or if you're just fired up to become the first First Gentleman while your wife gets to take the oath of office and take care of all the nitty gritty work, then this mask is for you. Just imagine all the hanging out you're going to get to do when you get Bill back to the White House. We wonder if they still have all his party shirts tucked away in a closet somewhere in there...
THE RULER OF THE THRONEEveryone is always trying to convince everyone else that they have the true right to the throne. They might yammer on about who their father was or how many titles they hold. (Bonus points for extra adjectives.) Perhaps they are just denouncing the current monarchy and proclaiming (rather dangerously in the public of a tavern) that they would be far better on the throne than those currently crowned upon it! But, you know where the real power in the kingdom happens to lay. You watch as everyone comes to you—low-born, noble, knight, and knave alike! It is neither gold nor steel nor red or blue blood that makes the wheel turn in this world. It's the ale, the wine, and especially the secrets that spill in your tavern! With the right words, you could make anything happen! And with a simple, "No, you've had enough," you can set those mighty men to tears! DESIGN & DETAILSShow the world what a true queen looks like when you dress up in this Medieval Pub Wench costume. You won't feel low-born for a second while you're wearing this high-quality look put together by our own in-house team of designers. It includes a square neck top with ruffled trim and elbow-length loose-fit sleeves as well as the look of a green corset. The brown skirt has an apron sewed to the front and includes a tie if you'd like to show some leg. You also have your own version of a crown: a cream, triangle-cut bandana! THAT OTHER THRONEJust remember: if anyone questions your power in your own tavern-house, you have the ability to whisper the right words to lead them to the throne. And, failing that, you can give them a sour drink and keep them on the other one all night!
Goddess, hear the pleas from your people! They wish to bear witness to your incredible grace, your unmatched wisdom, your blinding beauty. Please, come down from the heights of Mount Olympus so they may cast their eyes upon you. But wait! You can't simply stroll into town barefoot like a common lowly hobo (no disrespect to hobos, of course)! No! You're a goddess! You've got to strike just the right note. But how... what would be worthy of a goddess? What could a goddess possibly step on that would be worthy of the touch of her feet? If only there was some solution... somewhere on this page... hmmm...Oh! Of course! These golden sandals are the perfect solution! Slip these on, lace them up, and let the golden leaves flutter as your throngs of admirers kneel before you, ready to kiss those feet of yours... if they are worthy, and that's a big if.