80's Salon Wig
1265314225$21.99
Oh, my, god, like did you see that bangin' hair! She looked better than Jem, and totally blitz. I can't wait to ask her what kind of hair spray she uses. Okay, the valley girl talk totally needs to like book. The 80s was a time when fashion was flashy, the slang was silly, and hair was big. Poofy sleeves, and big hair were all you needed to be considered a cool girl. Maybe an attitude would have helped also! We're pros at making folks cool for Halloween around here. For you 80s look only the best will do and that's The 80's Salon Wig. Get your inner blond to come out and rock out to glam rock. Don't worry no 80s icons were hurt in making this wig, it is 100 percent synthetic care. Pre-styled and ruffled, we teased it to perfection so you will look beautiful.
Men's Plus Size Good Times Charlie Costume
1313097572$49.99
You are gearing up to head out to a massive 20s themed bash, and as such, we have to ask you...are you really going to let all those flappers have all the fabulously fashionable fun?We didn’t think so! After all, you are quite the debonaire dresser yourself. In fact, you feel slightly sour that bow ties are now deemed to be “old-fashioned.” Says who? We totally agree; we also wish the bow tie would come back into everyday style. You can help bring the trend back by wearing this Men's Plus Size Good Times Charlie costume. In addition to highlighting one of the better men’s fashion finds, you will also give those fringey flappers a run for their sequined money in this classic vintage look, a costume that says, “I am here, I am fierce, and I am ready to party!”We tip our hat to you, sir, and so will everyone else when they see you stroll into the soiree with this red striped jacket styled over your own black pants and white shirt. You get a brand new bow tie (yay!) and even a straw boater hat with an old-timey grosgrain ribbon band. Pair this look with a cane (we don’t actually know why that accessory was popular, but it was) and brush up on your Charleston, buddy, because those flappers have been practicing their moves for weeks--and they will be in need of an dapper dance partner who can keep up!
Women's 80s Glamour Wig
1279802029$24.99
Do you ever wonder if we're able to have as much fun as people had in the eighties? They really knew how to live it up! Just take their aerobics videos for instance. Everyone is jumping around in unison while wearing brightly colored leotards, full makeup, and permed hair. Who wouldn't want to dance around with that kind of enthusiasm? Sure, their obsession with shoulder pads might have been a mistake and maybe they went a little over board when it came to using blush but that doesn't mean we aren't missing out. It's time to take some of that enthusiasm back! It's happening little by little, despite our ironic, unenthusiastic tendencies. Our suggestion for bringing back that intense eighties love of life and color? Pump up the jams and then pump up your hair! When you're wearing this wig with curls that won't stop you just might find yourself feeling the beat harder than you ever have before. Which works well, after all this gorgeous wig was practically designed for enthusiastic head bobbing!
Men's Plus Size Silver Sequin Disco Pants
1267062082$39.99
Just DanceLife is tough. Sometimes it feels like everything is going wrong and you just want to explode! There's one thing you can always count on when things get a bit tough. Dance.Yes, it's a good thing we've got the therapeutic act of dance! When life starts getting you down, just pop on your favorite disco record and boogie down. It might not solve all of your problems, but dancing under that disco ball helps shake away those blues! Of course, you're going to need a pair of pants that help you make the most of your dance session and these Silver Sequin Disco Pants are an easy choice.Design & DetailsThese Made By Us plus size pants will help you get into a real boogie mood! The pants stretch to fit and feature a layer of shimmering silver sequins down the outseams of the pants. The bell-bottom style helps gives these pants an authentic disco style, straight from the 70s. The waist features belt loops, so you can wear your favorite belt with these groovy pants! Just pair them up with a flashy shirt and you'll be ready to shake it all night long. They're perfect for any retro costume!
Supa Mac Daddy Pimp Costume
1265312339$49.99
And the prize for best dressed goes to...Every year you go to the same costume party. It has all the same people that you see all the time. Not only does it have the same people, they are wearing the same costumes. Not literally, but almost. Your friend Jim is always dressed in some kind of super hero costume. And every year Jenny from the block is dressed as an angel, or butterfly—basically anything with wings. And everyone else does the same. You do too, honestly.But this year. It is time to retire that old pirate costume. You don't want to have a bandanna, an eye patch, or plastic sword. No, you want something a little more flashy. Something a little more unexpected. Something that says "I am one stylin' SOB, and everybody else here can just kiss my tookus."If you want to win the best dressed at that costume party, than this Supa' Mac Daddy Pimp Costume is the one for you. You will show up all the super heroes, butterflies, pirates, and bank robbers. You will be the most stylin' dude at the party. And honestly it will be great to put away that same old costume, the one you have been wearing year after year for—forever. People will remember your large leopard print hat, and gold neck scarf....Supa' Mac Daddy!
Men's Gangsta Costume
1316136623$64.99
Style And FearBack in the Prohibition era, the criminal underworld had more than just power. They had style too. With those two things put together, the gangsters of the '20s were a fearsome force. They dressed as well as the respected businessmen and politicians of the time. Like those men of power, when they entered a room they were greeted with respect. But more than that, they were also met with fear.Most people dress up as monsters for Halloween. At all of the costume parties, we're sure you'll see plenty of vampires, zombies, and other gruesome monsters. However, everyone will know true fear once you make your grand entrance wearing this Men's Black Gangsta Suit Costume. It will look as if you just stepped out of the Roaring Twenties and you're ready to take over the town. Instead of ruling with claws and fangs, you will rule with an iron fist!Darb DetailsGrab this stylish costume today and be the big cheese, the head honcho, the boss on Halloween. This gangster getup is composed of 6 pieces that will make you look like a Roaring Twenties powerhouse. The first two parts are the most noticeable, the black and white pinstripe double breasted suit. It is designed with four buttons on the jacket, two of them being functional. The next four parts of this costume are all accessories. First, there is the white dickey. Then you will also receive a red tie decorated with the printed image of a machine gun. A carnation that can be easily pinned to your lapel is included. Finally, you can top off this ensemble with the lid, your new black hat.
Totally 80s Toddler Workout Costume
1236151943$34.99
One, Two, Three, Four......get your toddler out the door! Five, Six, Seven, Eight...and you will never show up late!Ha! Every parent knows that is a near-impossible task. Toddlers are notoriously slow. They don't want to be where you need them. They aren't interested in your schedule. And there's nothing you can do about it! This Totally 80s Workout Costume for Toddlers, though, can help get your kiddo in ship-shape to keep a beat and get used to following directions. Ok, not really, but it is so cute and fun to wear, they'll practically be racing out the door to get trick or treating! And you parents need those wins where you can get 'em, right? Design & DetailsThis exclusive costume is bursting with nostalgic retro detailing and high-quality construction. It comes with a leotard, leggings, a pair of wristbands, and a pair of legwarmers—so, basically, the 80s uniform. The colors pop and take you right back to your days of off-the-shoulder shirts and slap bracelets. Pair it with high-tops and scrunchies or a bedazzled backpack to load up that candy haul. Your kid will love hearing your stories from the 80s, and they will look so cute, you'll forget it took them nearly 25 minutes to get dressed!High Impact LookOf course, your tot is too young to learn a full step aerobics routine, but you can teach them the lyrics to your favorite power ballad and have them perform it for candy at all the houses on your block. Isn't it fun to share your favorite decade with your little darling?
Sexy Disco Jumpsuit Costume
1228413470$54.99
Are you ready to get down tonight? Well, before you hit the dance floor you’re going to need some funky fresh duds, and we think we have just what you’re looking for. Check out this colorful Disco Jumpsuit!When you hit the party scene in this trippy outfit it will look like you came to our world from some other wild dimension where disco still reigns supreme. You may start to feel a fever come on but don’t worry, it’s just Saturday Night Fever! Any and every night will feel as hip and happening as a Saturday night so long as you’re dancing in this groovy costume. You’ll be able to boogie all night long and show off your favorite 70’s moves. You can do The Hustle and The Bump to get things started. Then you’ve got to kick it up a notch and break out the Funky Chicken! Oh, and you can’t go wrong with the classic YMCA dance, you’ll have the whole dance floor moving in perfect synch this Halloween.If you want to have even more fun, take a peek at our collection of disco accessories. Grab some gold bling and some groovy shades to bring this outfit to the next level. Take a look through our wigs for a luscious new do and don’t forget to get yourself a pair of stylish pumps. Once you’re all dolled up, you’ll be ready to dance the night away at any decades party or Halloween gathering you go to!
Dark Purple 170 Gram 72" Featherless Boa
1213249291$14.99
Flaunt it if you've got itAll the world's your stage when you're a 1920s Flapper. Or when you're a Burlesque Dancer. Or, when you're a WWE Superstar! Fact is, it doesn't matter what your persona is, when you've got it, you've got it. So long as you flaunt it! The key to flaunting it, of course, is with some wisely chosen accessories. Like this Dark Purple 170 Gram Featherless Boa. So, if you've picked any of those costume options, or any other where a boa would be perfectly applicable, be sure to complete your costume style with this Dark Purple Boa!Product DetailsFrom our huge inventory of Flapper costumes and accessories, this Dark Purple 170 Gram Boa is a great choice for a variety of costume styles. It's made of super-soft 100% polyester fibers and measures 72 inches long. All-synthetic, this boa is a great choice for no itching, shedding or mess.All the gear you need for HalloweenWe like to make shopping easy. So, choose your favorite costume, and then shop our whole site to find every other item you need, too! You might enjoy a pair of flashy heels, or some faux fur accessories to complete your glamorous costume style. Get them all right here at HalloweenCostumes.com, and get ready for some fun!
Girl's Pink Pop Singer Costume
1326242039$44.99
A Singing Super StarThere are so many types of music out there, from jaunty polka tunes to hard-core metal, and each kind has its die-hard fans. But everyone can agree that one type of music transcends the march of time and is sure to be just as much a classic 50 years from now as when it first exploded onto the music scene. We're talking, of course, about pop music. Everyone knows that pop musicians are never just a fad or a one-hit wonder. No, pop music is just as meaningful years later, even when the references are extremely dated and the slang isn't in common usage anymore.It makes total sense, then, that you want to become the world's most famous pop singer. You can sing about stuff that really resonates with your audience and was never covered by other songs, like first kisses and painful heartbreaks. Your songs will be totally unique and never sound like other slick, pre-packaged, coldly calculating song sensations written by a team of writers who are in their 40s and know what buzzwords to include to ensure their work rockets to the Bilboard Top 20. You'll be real and raw and authentic, as you dance along in shimmery pink dresses and plenty of glittery eyeshadow!Product DetailsHit the stage in style with this Girl's Pink Pop Singer Costume. The exclusive dress is covered in fun, glitzy pink sequins. It's 100 percent polyester and made to pull over your shoulders for easy wear. There's also a fiber filled microphone covered in pink sequins to make it sparkle when you're singing your heart out! Now you just need some cute pink boots to complete the look!A Sold Out ShowHurry up, your fans are waiting! You've got to give them a great show, and you know you'll look like the super star you are in this Girl's Pink Pop Singer Costume. Let's start the music!
Girl's Toe Tappin' Flapper Costume
1213240258$34.99
You've got a curious kid. She is always wanting to know about different cultures, places, and times. She's always taking on the fashions of different eras. It wasn't long ago that she was in love with the 1980's. You're not quite sure how it happened, maybe it was when she got into your John Hughes collection. After that, it was giant glasses, fake pearls, and oversized sweatshirts. You had to draw the line when she asked to get a perm. That was a while ago though, your time traveling kiddo has moved on to even older and better times. Your little one is quite a class act with her new flapper phase. Lucky for you, she's still using that string of pearls from her eighties fad but everything else has changed. For one, instead of playing the hits of the eighties your little girl is getting a taste for jazz. You don't mind listening to the wailing of a trumpet rather than, "Don't You Forget About Me" for the hundredth time. You have to admit, your little girl is getting pretty darn good at the Charleston, maybe it's about time she got a real flapper outfit. Whether she's showing off her flapper moves for the school talent show or she's taking her retro-themed wardrobe to the streets for Halloween, this tank dress with its asymmetrical skirt and black lace overlay top will make your classy kid feel like she's part of the roaring twenties. She'll even get a headband to offset her sharp bob. Pair this piece with long gloves and a string of pearls and she'll be ready to show off her jazzy new dancing skills. Who knows, with an era this cool maybe she'll be a flapper for life.
Women's Plus Size Swanky Flapper Costume
1213233250$54.99
The roaring twenties, an epic era when women were cutting that long Victorian hair, snipping off their heavily boned corsets, and saying a not so fond fair well to the strict code of conduct that society had placed on them for ages. A time of beautiful shining Rolls-Royce cars, gorgeous art deco buildings, and lavish parties. For a decade that outlawed booze, these folks sure knew how to party!Maybe it's the sneaking around that made those all night speakeasy dance parties so memorable through the ages. After all, we hardly have to walk down an alley and use a secret knock to get a cocktail these days... maybe that would make going out a little more exciting! But really, everything from the cocktails to the way women were wearing their hair contribute to the history of the era. Understated was not a popular look at this time, it was all about texture, sparkle, and movement, thus the obsession with fringe.So, fringe you say? This Swanky Flapper costume would go over quite well at a roaring twenties bash! Those flappers would flip over the awesome amount of fringe featured on both the hem and sleeves of this dress. Add a black boa and learn the Charleston and you'd be ready to jump into a time machine and become a part of that legendary era. Whether you're dressing up for Halloween or you're attending a roaring twenties costume party, this costume is sure to be a hit. Hope you're ready to shimmy, after all, you can't let all that fringe go to waste!
50s Poodle Skirt Infant Costume
1213247198$29.99
If you've got plans to take your family back to the great times of the 1950s, you might have thought that you might have to leave the youngest member of your family out of the fun. Nope, not even a chance! Of course we have a costume to include your littlest one in on the fun, and if we may say, it's quite a nice style for a real throwback!This 50s Poodle Skirt costume will give her the most popular style from the era. But, sized just for your newborn or infant, it's really a shrunk down style of the most popular look from back then! It has all the details: black and pink, attached ribbon scarf, and of course, a poodle on the skirt. Because what totally cool 1950s girl would ever be caught without a poodle skirt!She's sure to be her own little blast from the past in this costume. It's styled as a classic infant onesie, with a skirt attached for full costume effect. The scarf functions as an attached collar, and the costume has an appliqued belt buckle to create a complete costume ensemble. With a simple hook and loop fastener strip in the back, this cute costume will be simple and functional for her very first costume party.This costume is a HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, made by us with top quality materials. We have the biggest selection of 50s costumes to pair it with, so do your whole family up in a retro 1950s theme, and we're sure you're all going to have a "Rama Lama Ding Dong" good time. Baby of the family included!
Girl's I Love the 90's Kid's Costume
1228412497$44.99
You Want It Your WayWere you born in the wrong era? Instead of rocking to BTS and Olivia Rodrigo, do you pine for the melodic jams of Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys? Do you think your life would be absolutely perfect if you could embrace acid-wash jeans, permed hair, and jelly sandals? Hey, we've got good news for you! Every trend eventually comes back around and this year we're seeing so many 90s trends swinging into the vogue scene! We guarantee that when you fulfill your 90s longings, you'll feel like all that and a bag of chips! Product Details You'll be singing "Hit me baby one more time!" when you wear this Girl's I Love the 90s Costume! Hot pink skater pants are covered with the signature funky bold patterns that made the 90s so fabulous. A bright yellow fanny pack is the last word in style AND convenience (and you wear it so much better than all those dads out there). A denim vest with a frayed fringe tops a white shirt that proclaims your love for a classic era in bright graphics. Top it off with a hair scrunchie of your choice! Hey Now, You're an All StarMake everyday Throwback Thursday! Enjoy living it up 90s-style by dressing like your favorite nostalgic pop icons while arranging your Beanie Baby collection and enjoying some Silly Putty fun. Please do us a favor, though - don't call that awesome decade "retro." You'll make your parents feel uncomfortably old.
Purple Pimp Costume Hat
1265312701$19.99
Everyday You're Hustlin'Listen, man. People need to know that you're the top player in the neighborhood. You know, not just any geek off the street, but the head honcho. You've got the whole block on lockdown. It's your block. You need the kind of accessories that proudly showcase your status, and that's exactly where this Purple Pimp Hat Costume. It's sort of like a modern-day king's crown!Design & DetailsOur costume designers wanted to craft the perfect, tailor made for anyone looking to claim their title of king of the streets. And this costume hat? Well, it exudes pure luxury and style. The molded hat features a lush, purple exterior made out of a faux suede material. The band has a cheetah print pattern all over it, and it even has a black feather peaking out of the band.Just pair it up with any of our matching pimp costumes, or any of our pimp accessories! It's sure to get you the respect you deserve!
Flower Power Wig for Women
1213238074$21.99
Daisy DaysBack in the 60s, life was...simpler. Without the internet constantly pulling your attention in one direction or the other, without thousands of cable channels, streaming television, satellite radio, social media, and a "more, better, faster" work pace, you may have had time to just lay in the grass, picking daisies and tucking them into your perfectly curled, au naturel locks. But that was then. Now, you work full time, volunteer on the weekends, have a busy social life, and run an online shop on the side, selling your gorgeous one-of-a-kind creations. You barely have time to brush your hair some days, let alone adorn it with fresh blossoms. This Women's Flower Power Wig, then, will offer you instant hippie-chic style to top off your Halloween costume, without taking an extra moment of your precious time! Design & DetailsThis exclusive blonde wig is the ideal way to finish off your groovy flower child look without frizzing out at a festival or taking a toll on your social calendar. You can even wear it in the chilly Halloween season or dead of winter and the flowers will stay looking fresh! This wig has a stylish 60s-inspired center part, long length, and natural-looking curls, as well as daisy clips to adorn your 'do any which way you fancy! Peace, Wigs, and UnderstandingHey, we get how hard it is to perfect your costume when you're so dang busy! Luckily, this wig makes your 60s look a total no-brainer, so you can focus on more important things, like planning a protest, snagging tickets to the music festival of the century, or just being generally fabulous!
Janis Hippie Glasses
1324065421$6.99
In the Mood for MusicEveryone knows that being a hippie rocker isn't JUST about the music. Well, it's mostly about the music, but it's also about some other very important factors! You also need to present that rock and roll energy when you step onto the stage. That means you need to be in the right mood... and nothing puts you in the right mood for rockin' like a pair of purple sunglasses. All of the music greats have donned a pair of similar glasses before they head onto the stage and now you can follow in their footsteps. Just put them on and you'll be ready to sway to the music in no time!Design & DetailsThese adult-sized Hippie Janis Glasses have that purple haze kind of vibe to them. They feature large circular lenses, each of which has a purple tint to them. The frames fit comfortably on your ears. It looks great with any of our hippie costumes and it will definitely help you feel ready for the next psychedelic rock show! Just make sure you check out our full selection of hippie costumes to really get a look that comes straight from the 1960s.
Men's Hippie Dude Costume
1213236063$49.99
Love, Peace, and FringeDid you know that hippies have a code? It's true. Not many people know about it, but in order to be a true hippie, you need to adhere to 3 simple rules. First, you need to be an emissary of love! You must be ready to share your compassion for all beings, big and small. Second, you must maintain peace... or as some hippies like to refer to it, you must keep chill, dude! Meditation and psychedelic music are both great ways to keep the peace. Finally, you need to wear fringe. Tons of fringe! Every self-respecting hippie needs to wear a ton of fringe to uphold the hippie code!Alright, alright. So maybe hippies don't really have a code, but it is true that fringe seems to be a big part of the look. This Hippie Dude Costume has fringe in spades!Product DetailsThis laid back outfit comes with loose-fitting, brown, long sleeve shirt that has faux rawhide cord and fringe that runs along the bottom of the sleeves. The front also has beaded accents on the cord to add to the hippie vibes. The costume also comes with 2 pins which can be placed anywhere on the shirt, each with a hippie theme. Finally, you even get a headband to finish the whole look off. The headband has a tie-dye style and you can tie it around your head as you like! Just pair this up with your comfiest pair of jeans and you'll be ready to head off to Woodstock.Getting into the GrooveSo, go toss a few flowers in your hair, grab your favorite Hendrix album, and definitely toss a pair of sunglasses on. With this hippie costume, you'll be ready to channel your inner chill to become one groovy dude.
Pink Toddler Flapper Costume
1213241972$24.99
Your little girl is all about the Roaring 20s. You can pin her interest for this time period down to her seeing The Great Gatsby. You didn’t even know she was awake, but then there she was dancing with all those people at a legendary Jay Gatsby party.You can pretty much bet her interest has nothing to do with the speakeasies, but rather in all those pretty dresses. The ones that sway back and forth when people dance the Charleston. She likes the beaded necklaces, and the lacey headbands. Heck, she’s even taken a liking to the music. And now she is begging for her birthday party to be like a Jay Gatsby party. With the fancy dresses, and fun music. Now all you have to do is find her a swingin’ dress to wear.She will be so excited when she sees this Child Pink Flapper Costume. So excited that she won’t even mind that her Gatsby-esq party is being held at the mini-golf place. She’ll be too busy swingin’ and swayin’ to really care. Just pour her some sparkling apple juice in a fancy plastic glass (like the ones you have left over from your New Years Eve party) and put on some big band music and let her enjoy the fancy life. Just don’t forget to grab some beaded necklaces and a pink lace headband for the birthday girl!
Garter Boy Shorts for Women
1265318530$20.99
Back in the olden days, they didn’t believe in any pesky new-fangled inventions like elastics! And that sticky, plastic-y stuff they put on the inside of strapless bras to hold them up (we have no idea what that’s called, but you know what we’re talking out!)? Get outta here! Back then, they had to rely on good old-fashioned strips of fabric and clips to hold their garments up!Luckily for them and for us, those vintage made-dos just happened to also be ultra-sexy and provocative! Maybe it’s the fact that women couldn’t go out in public showing their bare knees until the 1920s, or maybe it’s that having to undo those extra garter clips lent them naturally to the art of the tease. Whatever it is, when it comes to being a true pin-up, you don’t want to leave out the best part of the ensemble! That's why you need these Garter Boy Shorts - keep the tease going by wearing them with any fishnet or silk stockings of your choice!
Authentic Grease Pink Ladies Jacket Costume
1213249198$59.99
Which member of the Pink Ladies do you identify as? Do you feel like Rizzo, the spunky and dangerous leader of the crew? Maybe you’re more of a Frenchy, throwing caution to the wind to chase after your dreams.Well, whichever girl you like best, this authentic Grease Pink Ladies Jacket gives you the opportunity to dress just like them! The officially licensed Grease jacket comes with a pink twill jacket with a soft, satin lining. The jacket has a comfy zip-up style and Pink Ladies is printed on the back in black script. It also comes with 4 interchangeable name tags that you place on the front, including Frenchy, Rizzo, Marty and Jan. The finishing touch to the outfit is the included matching pink scarf! You’ll be one of the girls from Grease in no time!
Men's Greedy Gangster Costume
1326379442$49.99
A serious MobsterAh, so running a small-time mob ain't quite enough for you? You've got your sights set on running a crime syndicate that controls the entire coast? Whew, buddy. Those are some lofty expectations. But, we got your back! We think a serious mobster like yourself probably has the mettle to make it the top, provided you take some important steps. One of the first, and foremost, is going to be dressing for the part. If you're going to be the richest crime boss to be found, you better have the look to match. And we have it ready for ya, with this Mens' Greedy Gangster Costume!Design & DetailsWe made and designed this costume right here in our own costume studios because gangster costumes are one of our favorite themes. And our customers seem to agree because they’re always a top seller! This costume ensemble comes with a jacket, pants, scarf, and tie. The jacket and pants are styled just like a suit, in slick white with pinstripes and black accents. The pants match, and you can wear your own dress shirt with the elastic band tie. Wrap the scarf around your neck, and you'll be ready to roll. Of course, you might want to pick up some accessories like the ones we have it pictured, as those pieces are sold separately.Relive the gangster eraWe do want to be perfectly clear that we never, ever encourage our customers to go on a crime spree. But, with a little bit of Halloween magic and a bit of imagination, you can transport yourself back to the American gangster era of the 20s and 30s. It's costume fun, after all, where the guns are plastic but the hooch is real!
Men's Plus Size Studio Disco Costume
1265316263$54.99
Do the DiscoOnly one man can be king of the disco. Sexy, suave, sophisticated. Capable of any dance move out on the floor. Something like that. Does that sound like you? Nope, of course, it doesn't! Because you've never taken the time to get a super premium disco outfit. It takes time to work your way up the dance floor rankings, and starting out with an average discotheque suit is only going to take you so far. So, don't play no games! Start your dance floor career outright and proper with this Men's Plus Size Studio Disco Costume!Only one man can be king of the disco, though, and we think you’re qualified. Just look at the other guys. Some might try to do the hustle dance under the disco ball. Other guys might try to funky chicken their way to royalty. Some guys even think that doing the YMCA dance on the dance floor is their one-way ticket to being king. But you're no chump. You know the jive. You can dig it. Whether you've got the sweetest singing voice or you can just point towards the sky like you mean it, you're going to have the look to match your ambition with this throwback 70s getup.Design & DetailsStyled as a pants and jacket combination, it features a gold metallic finish on both the top and bottoms. The jacket actually buttons up, so you can wear it with a super fly wide collar button-up, or just bare your chest for all the other disco players to envy. (That would be SO 70s!) Finish your retro style with a thick gold chain, a long-haired wig, and white platform shoes. You're going to be the most stunning disco bachelor to ever hit the scene. Studio 54 is never going to know what hit 'em when you make your first appearance!
Women's Foxy Lady Disco Costume
1213235860$39.99
Anyone who's ever stepped out on a neon dance floor, with the lights of the disco ball sparkling in their eyes, probably knows what it's like to boogie til you just can't boogie any more. But, do they know how to dress while they're at it? Slip into this far-out Foxy Lady Disco Costume, and you'll look ready for the ultimate dance party!We totally know that feeling of disco music taking us over, resulting in a vicious case of Saturday-night fever. It doesn't matter if we're at the mall, or in an elevator, or in the middle of an important meeting. Once we hear the high speed thumping beats of a funky disco tune, dancing has to happen, no questions asked! That's got to be the grooviest part about dressing up like a foxy disco chick. Whether you're at a Halloween party, a funky 70's themed get-together, or you're in the mood to do the Hustle just because you can, anybody would be crazy to get in the way of your slick, stylish dance moves!This wild costume has all the glitz and glamour of disco in one wicked outfit. The matching top and pants feature glittery sequined swirl patterns, with flared out sleeves and legs for extra pizzazz. It also comes with a matching head scarf, which you can tie around your killer 70's hairstyle (we've always been a fan of feathering, but that's up to you), or a vintage style wig. It's the perfect way to boogie til you can't anymore, although we always recommend saving some for later!
Plus Size Black Gloves for Women
1228414098$9.99
Ahh, the classic black glove! There's nothing like them. If you are going to go to a fancy dress party then you'll need just the pair. Black gloves have been working for any elegant occasions for centuries now. They don't go out of style. They will match just about every dress you have from your sleek black number to your sassy cheetah print cocktail dress. They will look fabulous when layered with costume jewelry, especially a sparkly rhinestone bracelet. These gloves have a soft, satin texture and a deep black color. They go up to the elbow so they will be ready for any of those fancy events from a night at the Opera to breakfast at Tiffany's. There's nothing like a classic black glove for making an instant impact. Pair them with a flapper, showgirl, or even an evil queen ensemble. After all, they are what a classy diva like yourself, needs!
Plus Size Sock Hop Cutie Costume for Women
1213244311$39.99
After your time machine has come to a complete stop and the smoke begins to clear, you'll only have a few seconds to undo your safety harness and try to figure out what year it is. This can be really tricky, since the first clue is usually in whatever music you hear when you crack a window. But if it's one of the catchy tunes that topped the charts in the early days of rock 'n' roll, you might have no idea when you've landed!Because you can still hear a lot of those iconic songs on the radio today. They never quite went out of style! That's why we offer this Plus Size Sock Hop Cutie Costume, one of several exclusive outfits designed to aid time travellers in their decade-hopping excursions. Whether you've truly arrived in the 1950s or just one more era nostalgic for the simple pleasures of the poodle skirt and the soda fountain, this great outfit should elicit a warm welcome from anyone you might bump into. The pink blouse and polka dots of the skirt and scarf are practically universal signs of good will and cheer, and the music note appliques say put another dime in the jukebox!And since you've got to be able to put on your disguise in a snap, we've combined the skirt, blouse, and belt into a dress. Slip it on and add the matching scarf for a complete look in a fraction of the time and trouble. Just don't forget to brush up on your jitterbug, because you're going to look fully-equipped for a dance!
High Society Dress Costume
1265314366$29.99
Some might say that Orange is the New Black. But let us just tell you what, it is not. Black will always be the new black. And we know that you know that too. That isn’t to say your flowy yellow dress doesn’t have its place, but it does not belong at Breakfast at Tiffany’s. All those cute little blue boxes. No, the only color for that occasion is black.Specifically, this black High Society Dress. Holly Golightly will be eating her heart out when she sees you walking down Fifth Avenue wearing this slinky black dress, sipping on a mimosa D’Atsi. Just don’t forget to pick yourself up a little something in a light blue box as you pass by Tiffany & Co. A jeweled hair coif if you will, or perhaps that diamond tennis bracelet you’ve had your eyes on. Both would look fantastic with this classic black dress.
Toddler Car Hop Costume
1291496130$24.99
Hopping to ItMaking sure that people get their orders while they are still hot is the single most important aspect of serving in a fast-food establishment. If people get cold food, then they are absolutely going to send it back. That could easily be a lost customer!That is why car hops started wearing roller skates around all day. Now, as soon as the food is ready, there are people there who will bring it right on over to your car. You can sit back and relax as you watch those crazy kids zip all around the parking lot on their skates, with piles of food on their trays. Just don’t get mad if they hit a rock and drop your shake!Product DetailsMaking sure your toddler is set up to excel in life is very important, and that is why we recommend getting her started early with this Toddler Car Hop Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The dress and stylish hat are what will make your toddler stand out. With that classic pinstriped dress and apron, we are sure your child will make an impression! Soon, she will be employee of the month at the local drive-in restaurant!Roll ModelIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and casual, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice a lot with those skates before you go rolling around with anyone’s order!
Women's Car Hop Waitress Costume
1265319622$44.99
Burgers and Shakes Coming Right Up! Life in the food service business is no joke. You have to juggle big platters and remember long orders and sometimes even wear roller skates. But there are lots of perks, too. You get to wear an outfit that makes you look like a snack while you're serving up snacks, hang out with your friends under the pretext of taking their orders, and if a few fries are missing from some boxes, who's going to know? Product DetailsLive your 1950s dreams in an exclusive Car Hop Waitress Costume for Women! The adorable minidress has a black top with slightly puffed sleeves, a white collar and white buttons down the front. An printed blue logo on the left side of the chest reads "Carhop." The turquoise satin skirt matches the sweet waitress cap and the blue scarf that you can style however you like. To cap off the cuteness, tie the ruffled apron around your waist! The Gang's All HereGrab your saddle shoes and get to work! The rumor is that the most popular guy in your class is going to be at the burger shack tonight, and it sounds like he doesn't have a date. If you play your cards right, that date could end up being you! Come on - when he sees you in your work uniform, the guy won't stand a chance. Hopefully your boss won't notice if you disappear for a few hours to chat up your crush.
Toddler Richard Simmons Costume
1265515782$29.99
Workin' the RoomSo your toddler is practically an aerobic master? We're not entirely surprised. After all, your kid does spend hours running around sofas, jumping up and down the stairs, climbing anything tall, and trying increasingly difficult dance moves. Even better? Your kid doesn't stop! It's like they've got an excess of energy to run around all day long and will never run out. Hmm, maybe this could be the beginning of another awesome exercise revolution!Product DetailsThough if your kid is going to start this, we might as well do it right. We'll bring all of our best sweatbands. And your kid? We'd recommend this offically licensed Toddler Richard Simmons Costume. There stretchy shorts, a red tank with "Sweat it Out" in sequins, and a curly brown wig. Your kid will look like the professional calorie-burner they are. Now, just turn on some golden oldies and we'll be good to exercise the day away. Just make sure those tennies are tied up tight!An Aerobic RevolutionWe can only imagine the calories your kid burns. Actually, we're kind of jealous. Your kid could probably eat a tub of ice cream and not gain an ounce thanks to all of that running around they do. Hey, maybe your kid could give us some pointers? Wait... they're a toddler? So they won't be able to give us any advice on calorie burning and consumption? Well, how about this: just let them do their thing, running around like a happy spastic puppy and we'll follow. And if they're trick-or-treating around the neighborhood, they'll spread their enthusiasm throughout the neighborhood. It won't be long until the rest of the neighborhood gets inspired as well. Maybe everyone will get together to do some aerobics at the next block party. It'll be like the best workout ever.
Deluxe Gentlemen's Pipe Prop
1324632616$7.99
Do you want to know what really separates boys from men? It's not the capability of growing a thick beard or the talent of completing a full bench press with only one finger. Being a man means appearing like a dashing intellectual gentleman who prefers to smoke from a pipe. Use this Deluxe Gentlemen's Pipe to look distinguished or pair it with your costume for when you transform into Hugh Hefner!
Plus Size 70's Vest Costume for Men
1286724944$49.99
Hey there, stud. Do you got what it takes to boogie oogie oogie on to the dance floor with some moves so dangerous, they ought to be illegal? Does your hustle bring the house down? Does the disco ball keep on turnin' just for you? Then you're the straight up sultan of the '70s and you're going to need an outfit that lets you take your rightful place as ruler of all things disco. This men's costume just so happens to be that costume.Based on the outfits worn by the dancing gods of the '70s, this men's vest costume comes with enough retro swag to put you into swag overdrive mode. The plaid print top may be the greatest achievement of the '70s and the matching bell bottoms are to die for. Of course, the undershirt is a paisley print that has enough flair to make you feel like doing the bump. It also has a deep v-neck, because you're a man, gosh darn it, and you need to flaunt those manly pecs, complete with a ferocious mane of masculine chest hair. It's the kind of ensemble that tells the world that you're clearly the type of disco stud who has dance moves for days.As the king of disco, you're going to have some big shoes to fill, so you'd better get yourself a pair of platform shoes, along with a sweet afro, to compliment your new look as undisputed master of '70s fashion.
Dynamite Dude Disco Costume
1213236570$34.99
Dude. Duuuuuuude! Look at you. You said you weren’t going to get dressed up this year unless you could find an outfit that made you look as good as you feel. We’re glad to see you found this far out shirt and got your mojo going for tonight’s big party. It’s going to be sick. Only a chump would miss it, and you’re no chump! You’ve always known the 70s as the best era of all time, but let us give you a refresher course to inspire some serious fun tonight. The 70s was the era of disco, platform shoes, sequins, disco balls, the finger point, wild prints, plentiful polyester, the hustle…just LOOK at this shirt. Amazing. And people try to argue that another era was better than the age of disco? Dream on! To prepare for your event, you’ve binge watched all of your favorite 70s movies and have been ready to boogie ever since. Well, now’s the moment, so go get into this Dynamite Dude Disco Costume and we’ll catch you on the flip side!Voila! You look perfectly groovy in the blue and purple swirling, psychedelic print of this shimmering shirt. You’ve expertly tucked this polyester (what else?!) button-down into a pair of high-waisted white bell bottoms and added a pair of platforms for oomph. Wowza; you’re looking mighty fine. But c’mon cat, do us a solid add a little bling to top that top—slip on a necklace and tease out your hair to come alive as the disco king you are. Can you dig it?
Gold Money Pimp Cane
1326379373$12.99
If you want to be the biggest pimp in the game then you’ve got to dress like it. You know how they say to dress for the job you want, well if you want to be a top pimp you better start dressing like it, playa. Otherwise, you’ll be left in the dust with the rest of the haters. First step is to find the flashiest threads that are available. After that, you need to accessorize with the most pimping accessories available.You’ll need some chains with plenty of ice, the most blinged out pimp cup you can find, and, most importantly, this Gold Money Pimp Cane. When you’re strutting through the streets with a cane of this caliber, respect is going to the first thing you get from everyone you meet. Be the most pimping pimp in the game, be the real deal, when you add this gold cane to your costume this Halloween.
Toddler Work It Out 80s Costume
1271740030$24.99
A Totally Rad CostumeAnd a one, a two, a three, a four — let's trick or treat from door to door! So your kiddo missed the 80s workout wave the first time around. That doesn't mean he can't catch it now in this retro-inspired Toddler 80s Work It Out Costume! When you really stop and think about it, the style of the era was perfect for a tiny kid's big energy — bright colors, bold patterns, fun accessories, and crazy combos — it's almost as though a toddler designed 80s fashion anyway.And there's nothing your little one needs more than a good workout. Just look at all that energy he has to work off. It's nothing a high-impact step aerobics routine won't take care of. Look out — your child is coming to whip the whole neighborhood into shape this Halloween.Design & DetailsWe don't want to call anyone out on their age or anything, but our in-house designers definitely went back to their roots to craft this exclusive, clever, and cute kid's costume! It's a bright and high-energy mix of pink athletic shorts and a top that's styled to look like an 80s geometric printed tee under an aqua tank top. Pink wristbands and a green headband offset the fun pattern and design. Add rad details like mirrored aviators, hand weights, or tube socks, and watch your kiddo bop to the beat of his own tune.Don't Sweat ItWe wouldn't be surprised if after wearing this costume, your child becomes enamored with the music and style of the 80s. Don't worry, just enjoy watching him lip-sync to your favorite nostalgic tunes while rocking out with your Walkman on the couch!
Mens Silver Sequin Disco Pants
1235914909$29.99
Disco Dance-OffHey there, disco stud! Have you been practicing your fancy footwork? The dance floor is like a battlefield, so you'd better have all of the 70s moves mastered. The competition won't give you any breaks, so your legs better be ready for the dance off of a lifetime! Here's the real question though—what sort of pants do you plan on wearing while you work it under the disco ball? Please don't tell us that you plan on wearing a pair of dusty old jeans from the 70s!No, your legs need to become bombastic beacons of ethereal disco energy. You must adorn them with these Silver Sequin Disco Pants, which are the pinnacle of disco extravagance!Design & DetailsThese exclusive pants were crafted by our designers to help you stand out on the dance floor. They have a vintage style inspired by the 1970s, complete with flared pant legs. They have shimmering silver sequin stripes down the side and belt loops around the waist, so you can pair them with your most magnificent belt. When you start doing The Hustle in these fancy pants, you'll feel like you traveled back in time.Shimmer and ShineIf you need to add a spark of the 70s to your look, then these pants should be your go-to! With shimmering style, you're sure to shine when you step foot under the disco ball!
Grease Kenickie Wig
1326242061$19.99
Kenickie is one smooth character. He knows how to race. He’s the leader of the T-Birds. And he always has perfectly quaffed hair! How on Earth does he do that?Well, you can get Kenickie’s perfectly quaffed hair when you wear this officially licensed Grease Kenickie wig! You don’t any hair gel and you don’t need to head to the barber, because this wig uses synthetic fibers to help recreate the 50s hairstyle. It fits with a mesh net interior and it pairs perfectly with any of our faux leather T-Bird costume jackets! You’ll be ruling Rydell High in no time.
Plus Size T-Birds Grease Jacket Costume
1213249222$64.99
Trying to become the newest member of the T-Birds?This Plus Size Grease T-Birds Jacket proves as exclusive as the new Rydell High crew you’re joining and it’s made of our finest faux leather. It even has the T-Birds logo emblazoned in white on the back, so you can instantly show your loyalty to your new (much cooler) group of friends. Add your favorite black denim, a classic white tee, a little (giant) dab hair gel for that perfect, slicked-back ducktail and you're all set! You’ll be ready to fix Greased Lightning and hang out with the rest of the T-Bird crew!
Girl's Charleston Flapper Costume
1265317237$39.99
Perfect for the 20sEver since 1920, people have been living their best lives. The styles, customs, and lifestyles of the human race have never advanced beyond those blessed times, and nothing proves that fact more than the classic flapper look.From the cool cuts to the flattering and comfortable hairstyles, everything about those times just screams style. We have lost a lot of that classy style in recent years, so you will be a notable standout, no matter when you wear this awesome costume. We do recommend that you learn some of the lingo from that era as well, or else you might not sell the role completely and that would not be the cat’s meow!Product DetailsGetting up on your feet and hitting the speakeasy may not be for everyone, but everyone will love this Girl's Charleston Flapper Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The dress, shawl, headband, sash, and gloves give you all the flapper flair that you are looking for. No one will be able to deny that you look just like one of those hip kids who swing dance all around the place these days!Flappy BirdIf you are looking for the perfect way to look classic and classy, then you are in the right place. You will feel and look great in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice those moves!
Gangster Garter Flask for Women
1265314370$10.99
Prohibition is something we remember with a certain amount of nostalgia for the good ol’ days. But if you had to live in it, would it have been so great?Show prohibition who's boss with this Gangster Garter Flask. You deserve to have a sip of silly water every now and again.We know that things can get a little stressful, what with running booze illegally from one county to the next and all the other things that come with being a gangster in the 1920s.This garter flask will take your gangster or flapper costume to the next level with its attention to detail. The flask is made of stainless steel and is small enough to fit under your dress or suit. The flask sits in the black garter belt that has a red strap and black lace. A great way to set your gangster costume apart from the rest this Halloween!
Toddler Dazzling Black and Tan Flapper Costume
1271919262$34.99
Is your daughter the kind of little girl who skips out on play-dates at the park for more classier events? Like invite-only tea parties and soirees filled with her most treasured stuffed animals? If so, it sounds like she rather trade in her roller blades for a textured boa and some sparkly pearls. There's nothing wrong with your girl being more interesting in swankier activities, in fact you should embrace it because it's a chance to educate her on the most modish of eras: the 1920's. Introduce her to the sophistication of the roaring 20's and you're little diva will soon be obsessed with becoming the cat's meow. She'll want to add some high-class flapper-style pieces to her dress-up wardrobe and this dazzling flapper costume is a great place to start! This dazzling flapper costume is an exclusive design that you can only find here. The tank top style dress has a beautiful black floral lace design backed by a skin color fabric. The layered gathered tulle bottom of the dress adds some fun texture to this dress that makes it fun to wear and dance around in. The matching sequin headpiece is stretchy and will make little girls feel like the cat's meow. Finally throw a matching boa over her shoulders and she'll be ready to entertain her stuffed guests at the social gathering of the year. Show her how to do the Charleston and the Lindy Hop so she'll be the most cultured and well-dressed little girl around!
Grease Beauty School Dropout Plus Size Costume
1286831434$49.99
This Grease Beauty School Dropout costume comes in a plus size and is made of a metallic polyester fabric, with plenty of silver sequin trim to make any girl shimmer and shine. It even comes with a cone-shaped hat full of hair rollers to transform your hair into the look of a beauty shop patron, so when Frenchy’s guardian angel shows up, you'll be ready to help him talk to Frenchy. Or, maybe you could change your tune and tell Frenchy to follow her dreams and to keep on trying to be a beautician? The choice is up to you when you reenact the classic Grease scene!
Flapper Headpiece w/ Birdcage Veil
1239301464$19.99
We hate to break it to you, but time-travel isn't possible. Bygone eras are just that: gone. And until Marty McFly introduces to us some truly amazing invention, we must remember that.We must also remember that costumes will always and forever allow us to bridge that temporal gap, making it entirely possible for you to experience, say, those iconic Roaring 20s in, say, our Flapper Headpiece. Anything the Jazz Age throws at you, be it overzealous dudes who say "old sport" too often, an epic swing dance-off, or a little too much champagne, or whatever, you'll be ready to pierce their soul with your eyes from behind this seductive birdcage veil! It's got an elastic headband with sequins on the trim, netting to let the boys know you're not too available, and a feather design anchored by a flashy gem. Enjoy the 20s, dear—we know everyone will enjoy looking at you.
Toddler 80's Workout Girl Costume
1228414602$39.99
Don't break a sweat looking for the perfect 80s look! This exclusive toddler 80s workout girl costume has a fun retro style that's perfect for your little one who loves to sweat. And somehow, she never gets tired! She's like magic, especially when she puts an old work out video in the dusty VCR and starts sweating to some of Richard Simmon's upbeat workouts. If your little whippersnapper does jumping jacks just for fun and toe touches just because she's "bored," then this costume is right up her alley. Push ups, pull ups, leg lifts, crunches, and stretches are all fun, motivating exercises that all little kids can complete. They'll love doing their workout even more while they're dressed as a classic 80's workout girl. Trust us, costumes make every activity more fun. Neon legwarmers, off the shoulder sweatshirts, and sleeveless leotards are all components to this super cute costume. Cheery little girls will love wearing the stretchy leotard with two stripes going across the bottom. The hot pink sweatshirt is cut across the neckline to give off that sporty-girl vibe. The teal leggings have an elastic waistband so they'll be comfortable to wear while she completes her toe touches. The hot pink legwarmers are the cute finishing touch on this 80's themed ensemble. Tie a pony-tail in her hair, pop in an old workout video, and watch her do her thing! Throw on some of your favorite 80's jams and make sure you have your phone ready. You'll want to record all of this so you can watch it again when she's all grown up!
Girl's Push It Pop Star Costume
1238964633$49.99
Life of the SuperstarWaking up tomorrow as a pop star of epic proportions would entail quite a life change for most of us, but even so, we can’t think of anyone who would turn it down! Who wouldn’t want to be famous, adored, talented, and rich?Not to mention the best part of being a pop star: You get to be immersed in the best music in the world all the time without anyone trying to bring country, rock, or jazz into it for no reason. The best music is the music you make from the heart. You can be iconic and singular when you dress up as a pop star this year!Product DetailsFinding your style in the wide world of pop is not easy, so why not let this Girl's Push It Pop Star Costume do the work for you? This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard-working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The sleeveless unitard, jacket, and metal chain necklace all have those great details that you are looking for in a costume. The oversized jacket in particular has a lot of charm and style, which will be perfect when you bring your own charm and style as well!Pushing ItIf you are looking for the perfect hip-hop or pop star costume for your child, then you are in the right place! She will be ecstatic to see this awesome costume when it arrives, we promise.
Flapper Kid's Wig
1275633409$7.99
So, you've finally decided on the perfect flapper costume for your little girl, but what are you planning to do for hairstyles? We did a study and it turns out that 9 out of 10 little girls are a ball of energy and don't want to stand still for longer than they have to, which makes styling their hair into that perfect bob cut nearly impossible. No worries. It's a problem we've tackled with many a times, which is why we decided to make a nice little shortcut to that process, this flapper wig for kids!This exclusive Child Flapper Wig is made of synthetic black hair styled into a classic, '20s style bob cut. It fits with an elastic mesh cap that slips on and off with immense ease! Just pair it with any of our girls' flapper costumes and she'll be ready to join your retro party with classy hair from the era.
Peace Sign Hippie Purse
1228414708$15.99
Peace Out Sometimes you feel as though you were born in the wrong era. Here you sit in your office, feet pushed into high heeled shoes, typing away at a computer that didn't exist 20 years ago. Obviously you love your life now, but don't you find yourself pining for a simpler time when you could wear flower crowns, go barefoot, attend huge concerts and shout about making love, not war? Good news! You can be a modern-day flower child after all! We're guessing that your business probably has some kind of dress-code policy that requires you to wear shoes, but you can still add a groovy accessory to brighten your day. Product Details Complete your hippie costume or just add a touch of rad to your everyday threads with this exclusive Peace Sign Hippie Purse Accessory! You'll love the tie-dyed peace symbol and the convenient crossbody strap. A zippered closure keeps your Woodstock tickets safe. Make Fashion, Not BoredomTie dye and peace symbols have been scientifically proven to add cheer to the gloomiest day! Ok, we might have made that up, but it sounds legit. Right on!
Plus Size Vintage Strongman Costume for Men
1316371895$64.99
Too StrongStrongman is more than a title; it’s a lifestyle. What does it take to live life like one? Well, first, consuming a lot of raw eggs and spinach right away in the morning. The more the better, honestly. Next, some form of weightlifting is a must to convert all those yolks into biceps or whatever. Finally, use your new muscles to carefully sculpt the proper facial hair: most likely a thick mustache that curls up like horns.Design & DetailsPerfect for a circus-themed event or Halloween party, our exclusive Plus Size Mens Vintage Strongman costume will fit all your muscles and gain you instant respect in gyms around the world, we think. The tatted leggings and sleeves will at least convey your pain tolerance, which we certainly respect. The best part of all is that the costume is part of our Made By Us collection, which means each is made by our in-house designers. You’ll be able to worry more about planning your grandiose displays of physical dominance rather than worrying about the quality of the belt. Pair the ensemble with a thick black mustache, wig, and barbell, and you'll haunt the dreams of scrawny dudes everywhere.Sideshow StyleToday’s 24-hour gyms have nothing on the strongmen stomping grounds of the past. Getting buff these days seems a tad boring compared to, say, improving grip by lifting heavy books one finger at a time. Photographic evidence shows a concerning affinity for medicine balls, too. If only we could get our hands on their regimens… How they chose to show off said muscles is much more a matter of public record. Like swinging three kegs of beer by their neck or lifting a 2,800 lb. anchor from some crowded bay. We, uh, hope they practiced good posture because our backs hurt just writing that sentence. Ouch.