We've finally done it. We've developed an article of clothing that allows you to cover your legs. No longer do you have to suffer the shame of walking around with naked legs! They go great with just about any costume and anyone can wear them. We call them "pants." Wait, what's that you say? Someone already invented those? Well, these are brown and plus size, and they STILL go with just about any outfit, even if they aren't the most original idea in the universe!