Do you consider yourself a vampire? Do you cling to the shadows? Are you mysterious, aloof, and withdrawn? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you may need a Black Hooded Cape. Warning this cape may increase your feel good feeling, add a sex appeal to your look and attract potential victims (if you're a vampire). Do not wear the cape and water ski. If you find yourself feeling dizzy while wearing the cape, contact your doctor as this may be a sign of serious illness.